Hey Anon, could you let me in? I heard you don't own Skyrim

>>376128836
Fuck off Todd. Your games are shit.

D-does it count if I own them on c-console Todd?

>>376128836
Todd... Your thumb appears to be on the wrong side of your hand.

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>>376128878
HOW DARE YOU!

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>>376128948
Silly Anon, it only counts if you own all of them on all platforms available.

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Uh hey I'm thinking of buying Fallout 4 is it any good? I heard its good.

>>376129531
It's trash my man.
Avoid it.

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>>376129005
what about this anon? Is that on the wrong fucking side of my hand? Quit changing the topic already and tell me, do you own skyrim: Special edition and fallout4 or NOT?

>>376128836
If you would stop pulling on the chain Todd I could show my purchases of Fallout 4 and all it's DLC's along with Skyrim Special Edition

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>>376128836
Buy New Vegas

Am I the only one who thinks it's Todd starting these threads just to free advertise the games ?

>>376130615
Yes, you are the only one.

>>376130615
yea, you are a special kind of retard

Where you saw only one set of footprints, that's when Todd was carrying you to the nearest Walmart to purchase Skyrim Special Edition.

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FUCK.OFF.TODD

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>>376130928
It's Todd you fucks, it's the smae pattern everytime

>>376128836
I got Skyrim like 6 years ago Todd. I'm not buying it again.

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Psst

Hey kid,

Wanna hear some lies?

>>376130615
You can't fool me Todd

>>376131694
TELL ME LIES

TELL ME SWEET LITTLE LIES

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'Excuse me Anon, what did you write on the Skyrim community page about paid mods?''

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>>376129863
Say that again.

>>376131832
That it's as fucking stupid as your design choices.

>>376131932
Your games aren't even worth pirating.

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"Oh hey 2B I was going over the old archives and it says here that the humans enjoyed playing this game called Fallout 4 and Skyrim. They even enjoyed buying at least 4 copies and the dlc too can you believe that? That game must of been really fun."

>>376128836
I have Skyrim Special Edition (matter of fact, you gave it to me because I bought the vanilla Skyrim and all of its DLC), but I'm just too poor now to buy Fallout 4. Sorry, Todd.

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YOUR STEAM MONEY, NOW!

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>>376132489
Come on now fellow gamer. Fallout 4 is worth selling your kidney for. It's really that fun.

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"You told me you already owned Skyrim."

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CITIZENS OF /v/

TODDUOCH VI HOWARDANIA COMMANDS YOU TO BUY SKYRIM SPECIAL EDITION

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Sorry Todd, i can't let you do that.

I own the original with the DLCs, and the special edition because I got it for free on Steam. Which one should I start modding?

I wish I had video edit skills to make it with Todd.
Maybe someone will do it?
I think it will do nicely.

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BuyuB ItI

>>376133385
Forgot the link
https://youtu.be/DUCu_9GoTJI

>>376130526
>buy New Vegas
>when you are responsible for the worst DLC
>and you go and defect to Bethesda so you can ruin Prey for them

Was Avellone a plant?

https://youtu.be/yvGXCisAaR4
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>>376128836
Todd is cute!

>>376129897
Of course I own them!
I pirated them just last week!

>>376130615
Why would I make threads about myself? That's just silly.

>>376133489
Bethesda looks like a pretty comfy office but I read Todd sexually harasses employees.

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>>376133541
say that again kid

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>>376130615
Who the fuck else would it be?

>>376128836
First, show me YOUR library, Todd.

>>376129531
Pirate it first and find out. You could also buy it and later refund, but then Todd would know you refunded his game.

>>376133667
It's not harassment if they like it.

>>376133697
CUTE!

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>>376133489
Six feet and two inches.

Todd, I own Skyrim but I pirated the DLC. What are your feelings on this

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>>376133697
Cute! Cute and compact!

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>>376133931
You owe me forty-five bucks.

Todd Howard is short.

>>376133810
Was Dream-Boy just playing hard to get?

>>376134072
Lies! I'm 6'4 and you know it.

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Yo, yo, yo, my fellow wiggas!
Fallour 4 is totally "lit" and "fire", or so I have heard.
You should buy it on Steam to be as "on fleek" as I am!
Don't pirate it though - winners don't do crime!
Peace out, my fellow negroes!

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>>376133704
>mfw it's real
Not sure if it's legacy toddposting or the real deal.

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>>376133896
she's wearing heels, can't you see?
>>376133939
morrowind sucks. buy fallout 4

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>>376133578
You have 5 seconds to open this fucking door

>>376134229
But I got the update for free.

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>todd probably knows that people use his game for their sexual fantasies

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>>376134689
>using mods to fuck the lesbian characters

>>376134689
To be fair you need to have autism for enjoying the "sexual mods" longer than 5 hours.

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>>376134430
It's the real deal. That same account actually revealed the existence of Redguard on those boards before it was officially announced, and he posted as far back as 1994 about Terminator and the then-upcoming Daggerfall, long before anyone knew or cared who he was.

>>376134689

>Todd's probably downloaded at least one porn mod just to see for himself.

I wonder what one it is.

He seems like he'd be into whoring out NPC's for cash.

BUY MY ELF

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>>376134667
Don't you want to support the fantastic independent game studio Bethesda?
We are continuously at the forefront of technology and game design, so we really need the extra funding.

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>>376134869

>>376134963
But you gave me the update. I gave you my support by humbly accepting the free update. Thank you so much Todd. I shall keep playing it.

>>376128836
GO HOME YOU FUCKING PSYCHOPATH

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>>376134869
Probably Mostly Mini-Todd and with nude Better Bodies. We know he knows about it since Bethesda highlighted it.

http://www.bethblog.com/2007/08/16/new-community-content-for-the-elder-scrolls/

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>>376135096
Buy it.
Now.
You don't want to anger me.

>>376134834
Has he always been like this? Was he born both a manlet and an asshole?

>>376135301
I won't anger you. If you gave it to me for free you should not be upset as you are the one that handed it out like candy.

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J

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>>376135526
I don't know about being an asshole. I think he just likes video games and learned early on how to deal with banter.

>>376134834
24fps is more cinematic

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>>376134689
todd worked on Daggerfall, where they planned on having prostitution mechanics

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>>376135916
He knew damn well what he was doing there.

Do you think Todd knows about Todd Posting? Has he seen the images and acknowledge them?

>>376136186
Who do you think is behind it all?

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>>376136186
He was asked almost that exact question in an interview not long ago.
>4chan... that's a dark, dark place. I'm happy that they still find our games worth discussing, but no, it's not a place a visit or keep aware of. We do try to keep up with how the community is responding in general, but the best place to get our attention would be to post on the Bethesda Softworks forums or, you know, tweet at us.

>>376136757
He's just hiding his powerlevel. He started this thread

>>376136016
fuck I hate this game so much. watching someone attempt to play this garbage is just painful. I like the fighting mechanics, level system, and the quest and fast travel system good enough, it was great for it's time.

but the fucking level design.... that shit was made by Satan.

The rest of the game is really good, but that one aspect is so bad it completely overpowers everything I like about the game.

>>376136757

So what he's saying is to take Todd Posting to their forum?

>>376129008
Truth begets honesty.

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>>376137028
The main quest dungeons are pretty good for the most part, but the other 4000 ones can be real clusterfucks.

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*ding dong*

>>376137403
delet this

>>376128836
Sure Todd, I own them both.

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Buy my game if you want to live

>Todd posting is the best /v/ meme
discuss

>>376137198
How about you just leave Todd alone for once? What did I ever do to you?

>>376130615
Someone who lies so blatantly about his height and accepts a "lifetime achievement award for gaming" without shame is too egotistical to smear his own name for that.

>>376137545
I don`t want to live

>>376137595
He earned it though.

>>376137562
You made a shit game that I illegally downloaded and then violated my pc with, and when I realized what a horrible act I had committed you fucker had already taken your second dump on the corpse of fallout.

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>>376137545
That's not a good marketing strategy around here Todd

>>376137662
You typed "he" when you meant to write "I".

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See that mountain? You can climb it.

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>>376137948

>>376137948
more like you can buy its game

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This is an interesting thread, discussing some really great games!

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>>376137948

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>>376131172
Now why would you do that?

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Have you finished my game yet?

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>>376137948

How the everloving hell do you cunts still find this funny?

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>>376128878
>>376129008
"Praise my game! Witness, bathed in the glory of my countenance! Praise my game!"

>>376138379
You'll understand when you're older.

>>376138379
Dr. Howard or: how I learned to stop worrying and love the meme

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>>376138379
I don't. Todd is forcing me to do this. Please send help.

>>376138379

Fuck off Todd

this is the most reddit thread on /v/ right now

>>376132370

KEK

>>376139061
Then it's right at home here on /v/

>>376139187
that's right /v/ and /pol/ are reddit light by now

>>376139061
wtf i love reddit now