>In philosophy >Professor asks me about the concept of

I clapped I clapped when I saw it

>>376126825
delivered a sick ass mass effect eulogy at my uncle's funeral

>>376127234
I know it's bullshit but I'd be down to hear this story

>>376126825
Thanks to Dragons Dogma, I know that wolves hunt in packs.

>>376127402
newfag

>>376126825

The quote is vague and points at nothing, provides no insight and just deliver vanal outlook with no development on the actual subject.

Not that this ever happened and both you and I know it, but if it ever did, it would be a shitty professor with low handling of his subject of choice.

>>376127402
It's a reference to some faggot on the Bioware forums quoting a Salarian funeral speech at a real funeral.

>>376127508
It's pasta y'all niggers dumb

I once did a Bane impression in front of my ex while she was drinking tea and ended up spitting it up because she was laughing so hard.

>>376126957
I came when I saw it!

>>376126825
I guess vidya helped me with air force pilots tests.

>>376126825
damn.....................................professor SLAYED....
......................................................

>"should i steal this one penny from you or should i murder your parents"
>lol i dont want to choose xDDD

>>376126825
Haha, good one OP, that video game knowledge sure came in handy, huh?

Upvote!

>>376127510
source?

>>376127743
>ex

cucked

>>376128312
>I'd rather not choose
Nice reading comprehension

>>376128442
>the Bioware forums quoting a Salarian funeral speech at a real funeral.

If you cannot figure it out with this information you're a fucking retard.

>>376127743
>drinking tea
Is this slang for blowjobbing?

>>376128537
matter of fact i'm too intelligent to spend energy to look it up myself, when i can just ask for it and hope to be spoonfed

>>376128516
>"should i steal this one penny from you or should i murder your parents"
>lol I'd rather not choose xDDD

>>376126825

No, and no matter how many times you post this copypasta, you will never know what it feels like to get a round of applause in real life.

Also, the Witcher 3 is a cuck game about stronk womyn memes and novigrad is a fedora playground.

I played Mario music at vore coming out of closet party for my family. Really helped break the ice.

This thread seems familiar somehow

https://boards.4tan.org/v/thread/359876998/

>>376128667
You'd rather choose between two evils than not choose one at all. What are you, a masochist.

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>>376126825
>Be range officer at my local range.
>Guy who is new to guns asks me for advice about getting started with competitive handgun shooting.
>Among the advice I gave him, there was a recommendation to train with an Instructor first, and then with someone who was above his level whenever possible. Concluded with the phrase: "Do not train alone, It only embeds your errors"

>>376128665
I think it was quoting the Virmire speech but I don't have the cap any more.

>>376126957
AT ST AT ST

>>376127743
You need to forget about these happy memories anon, you'll never move on.

>>376129480
No, sadly its from thanes death scene with his son.

>>376129237
Thats actually makes a bit more sense though

>>376128691
Let me guess, you fucked up and got the bad ending?

>>376126825
>prof asks the same question
>ITS ALL THE SHITTY EFFIN ADULTS FAULT
>clasd literally erupts with applause as the women start removing my pants

i'm not american
one day in highschool the class was talking about Washington DC, and i knew some stuff because i played Fallout 3
that's it

>>376127430
>(S
HARPIES

>>376128691
>cuck game about stronk womyn
This meme has to stop. The books and the games actually make a mockery of stronk womyn. Take the lodge of sorceresses for instance. Their story, from the very moment they banded together, it's a story of gigantic fuckups, one after another, that ends with them being exposed and hunted down to be burned at the stake.

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>it's a copypasta so you can't criticize it
It'd be stupid expecting the original writer to reply to you, but you can still talk about it.

>>376130247
I'm not european
one day in highschool I passed a State Standardized Test, vocabulary portion, because most of the vocabulary I was tested on was used in Morrowind and WoW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r63CsrHZGR8

Didn't help me, but kinda proud to give that in a context

>>376128206
yaaaaaaaasss

>>376127402
He said "I am the very model of a scientist salarian" and everyone applauded it was quite touching

>>376129237
The latter is true of everything.
I.E When lifting, its very easy to do the wrong motion for the intended training.

>>376130832
Yea actually when I was a young'un I felt like a decent number of video games ended up helping my vocabulary significantly.

>>376131229
Which is probably why squats fucked up my back.

>In philosophy
>Professor asks me about the concept of evil
>Put on the spot, start panicking but remember a certain quote from Mario
>"BING BING *1UP* WAHHOO BING ITS A ME"
>Professor looks stunned, class gives me a round of applause

>>376128939
underrated desu senpai

>>376126825
>Professor looks stunned, class gives me a round of applause
And on today's episode of ''Shit that never happened''

>>376131826
Holy fuck, I laughed

>>376132190
>not recognizing shitty copypasta

come on senpai

>>376132190
what up my dude who's been on /v/ for all of a couple months at most, you enjoying yourself?

It's fucking shit here this place is trash and everyone here is a cunt.

>>376126825
That's perhaps the dumbest definition of evil I can imagine. That literally means that genocide is as bad as taking candy from a child.
Thank god I didn't fall for your shilling /v/

>>376126825
good ol copypasta

Not even kidding, i once finished an essay about human's accomplishments with Snake's speech at the end of MGS2.
Got an A.

>>376128625
i think it's slang for drinking a cup of tea but i'm not sure these days

>>376132406
It literally is though, you fucking genociding thief

>>376132391
i've been away a few years actually, just started browsing /v/ again since a few days. ain't shit changed

>>376126825
>Completely abhorrent OST
>Port is almost unplayable
>Story is almost nonexistent
>Gameplay is mediocre at best

Why does /v/ love this game? It's garbage

>In philosophy
>Professor asks me about the concept of love
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4V4IEV8l-gA

>>376131826
>In philosophy
>Professor asks me about the concept of evil
>Put on the spot, start panicking but remember a certain quote from Warcraft III
>"Glad you could make it Uther"
>Professor looks stunned, says "Watch your tone with me, boy. You may be the prince, but I'm still your superior as a paladin."
>sit down

>>376132591
The characters
They're also not that good, I know, but still better than the competition.

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>>376132782
You're pretty good.

Playing Age of Empires 2 helped out in a World Civilizations course I had in middle school.

That's about it.

>>376128939
Link full pic nigger

>>376132782
>he grinned, rather Jewishly

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>>376128537
>>376128665
>>376129480
>>376129696

Biodrone dump?

Splinter cell taught me how to sneakwalk.

I love this pasta because I know there's autists out here that do shit like this on the daily.

>>376126825
>In philosophy
>Professor asks me about the concept of love.
>Put on the spot, start panicking but remember a certain quote
>"A boy falls in love with a girl.
Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the girl’s phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day’s confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn’t exist in this universe at all. She is the girl’s alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC’s own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE".
>Professor looks stunned, class gives me a round of applause

>>376132391
>visiting this shithole 24/7
>remembering shit memes

>>376133082
I haven't cringed this hard in a while, Christ. I wonder how the guy who made that post looks like.

>>376126825
I learned english and history through video games, so there is that.

>>376133218
RAM POWER

>In philosophy
>Professor asks me about the concept of evil
>Put on the spot, start panicking but remember to stand up and to assemble th square reactive shield attached to my back with robotic arms.
>"I'M FUCKING INVINCIBLE!!!!"
>*When the wind is slow. and the fire’s hot, the vulture waits to see what rots, Oh how preeeetty, all the sceneeeery. this is nature’s sacrifice!*
>Professor looks stunned, can't allign d-pad to cut along the line for shit.

>>376133082
Why would he even mention Kalahira,holy shit.It'd be passable without it.

>>376133127
Wut anime?

>>376126957
IT BROKE NEW GROOOOUND

>>376133218
what is this referring to?

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not sure what the filename is about

>>376133494
hownew.ru

>>376133691
Features that were supposed to be in SWTOR.

>>376133702
That's how most autists from here look like, I meant the people from his screencap

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>>376126825
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8zLSOvS1Vo
I made a video about the philosophy in metal gear games. People enjoyed it and started talking to me more about philosophy and video games.
thats about it.

I've used a couple of York Morgan speeches about films when talking to geek/gamer girls I've met on tinder

>>376133713
Biodrones are the most delusial people out there

>>376133853
>>376133878
Not completely autistic/10

>>376133543

>Divide by everything and nothing is wrong.

Holy shit my sides, these people breathe the same air as me.

>>376126825
Geralt is right tho.

>>376133878
I changed my Tinder bio to "Nightmarish rituals crave a newborn. Find one, and silence its harrowing cry."

Just to see who swipes.

>>376126825
>concept of evil
Are you making this up or is this an actual thing?

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>>376126825
>In philosophy
>Professor asks me about the concept of greatness.
>Put on the spot, start panicking but remember a certain segment from a TV show.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMqcLUqYqrs
>Professor looks stunned, class gives me a round of applause

>>376134078
>Not changing it to WE SHALL NOT ABANDON THE DREAM
Anon, I am disappoint

>>376126825
Then everyone in Starbucks clapped

>>376132406
Evil is evil. For someone genocide is not even a thing.

>In science
>teacher is teaching the class about physics and motion and energy
>he shows us a video of the inside of the watch and all the intricate pieces
>the video finishes and the insides of a watch is shown
>teacher points to a specific circular part inside watch and asks me what it is and what kind of matter t is
>put on the spot, start panicking
>remember vidya
>"a m-m-metal g-gear s-s-solid?"
>teachers says "you're pretty good"
>whole room applauds and cheers

>>376134218
I woke up and forgot everything, sorry.

I don't like kids so it fits.

>>376133843
doesn't Germany and France mandate that all shit have to be translated such as games/movies to sell?

>>376132391
Look into your heart anon. Would you really want it any other way?

>>376126825
I'm playing the first one and the writing is cringey wish fulfillment aloof badass guy who fucks any woman after four words bullshit. And the combat is shit. Are 2 and 3 better? Serious question.

>>376134597
Yes

>>376134597
It's all downhill from here.

>>376131229
How do you train shooting with someone? Mostly shooting unless over 1 km sniping is more about reflexes and eyesight.

>>376134597
They have better combat but dialog is still like that and while better the combat is never good enough to justify the rest.

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>>376130113
Ya fuckin got me. Kek city, my dudes.

>>376134597
2 combat is still shit although you can improve it with mods, but the pacing is faster and graphics are great

3 combat is beareable although very rudimentary, the scale of the game is gigantic and it has some great bits of story

>>376133713
>maybe even a wife
Too far. Had me going until then.

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>>376133127

WAT

>>376133127
Wait a moment...

>>376126825
Probably, but I do use 2 quotes from video games quite a lot.

>How can I regret the only life I've ever know.
>There are no choices. Nothing but a straight line. The illusion comes afterwards, when you ask 'Why me?' and 'What if?' when you look back, see the branches, like a pruned bonsai tree, or a forked lightning. If you had done something differently, it wouldn't be you, it would be someone else looking back, asking a different set of questions.

Professor asked the class about why workers in sewage treatment need to wear harnesses that are attached to land.
I remembered the vamp fight in MGS2 and how the high Oxygen levels decrease the water's density.

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>>376135178
you fool

>>376133702
You forgot
shadow of the colossus.jpg

>>376135463
Thanks anon, I just changed the filename after that kek.

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>>376126825
>In philosophy
>Nature of Ethics class
>Professor calls on me at random
>Gives me one of those 'you control the lever that changes trolley tracks, who do you hit' questions
>freak out
>stutter a bit then yell nonsense. Pic very very related
>Realize I just shouted some obscure meme
>a few people chuckle
>professor looks at me like I have two heads
>I blush
>Rush out of class
>Professor tries to say it's alright and to sit back down
>Keep running out
>Cry in a bathroom stall for an hour while contemplating what an autistic blunder I made
>Drop the class the next day and pick up a creative writing class
Not one of my proudest moments

>>376135178
Thanks anon.

>>376126825
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0i88t0Kacs

>>376135885
If you seriously yelled out "multi-track drifting" that made you the coolest nigga there.
Should've just rolled with it.

>>376135449
I know the pasta, I just didn't know the website was open for edit, I don't know much about those kind of sites

>>376127430
how could you not know that in the first place, its basic shit

>>376136238
GOBLINS ILL LIKE FIRE

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>at aunt's wedding
>just about everyone is doing karaoke
>I get called out for not singing
>given the mic
>if I didn't do it I would be seen as even more of a loser than I am
>no idea what to sing
>sweatingpepe.jpg
>never sang since elementary school
>suddenly remember that I know Snake Eater by heart
>I'm not a girl but it was now or never
>find out I had the voice of an angel that night
>everyone is left speechless followed by the loudest applause that night

sometimes you just have to trust your gut

>>376134859
There's a whole lot that factors into beginner level shooting, especially shooting handgun
Things like breathing, posture, where your point of hold is, how you're holding the gun, how you're pulling the trigger and a bunch of other shit factors in when you're teaching someone to shoot

>>376136353
I was once forced into karaoke at a party too.
Ended up singing this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0FXPqYpt0g
It was alright. Not great. But people laughed

>>376127402
Only if you down some Clorox newfag

>>376136238
>lone wolf

>>376126825
>donating blood for first time
>nurse asks me all sort of questions
>she takes my blood
>ask her jokingly what they do with the blood from old people, if it's any different
>then say
>fear the old blood
>she looks at me weird
>tell her: by the gods nurse, fear it
>she leaves the room and calls another doctor who starts questioning me

felt embarrassing desu

i've heard others say the same

>>376137312
Should have asked if she'd take a whore's blood.

>>376126825
Stale pasta

>>376137312
>then she replied
>We are born of the blood, made men by the blood, undone by the blood.

>>376133035
lonelycross

>>376134332
No
In france you can buy a lot of untranslated games but since the market is big they are mostly translated
But I a copy of persona 4, Ys memory of celceta, toukiden kiwami, and freedom wars but none of those games are translated (mainly because no one cares or own a vita in France)

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>>376126825

>>376138547
Shit I'm tired
Dont pay attention to the horrible writing

>>376133878
Would you randomly say "What Zack?" when you would talk to these girls?

>>376126825
>Professor looks stunned, "OP, don't tell me you played that shitty meme game, you get an F- for this fucking pleb"

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I opened up my Allied Soldier tribute for Intro to US History class with "War.. War never changes." The regular joes and fratbrahs didn't really notice, but all of the dweebs were just staring at me, like I kicked their dog or something. My professor blurted out, "Couldn't pick something more original than Fallout for your opener?," and half the class laughed at me. Felt bad.

>>376141332
Your professor sounds like a dick.

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>>376141332

>>376141495
Nah, his professor's a real nigga calling out blatant plagiarism.

>>376126825
on the topic of Witcher 3, I need to know something, if the downgrade was because of consoles than why did the downgrade the PC version, too?

>>376141332
Serves you right you deutsch bog.

>>376132406
Candy is sugar and sugar is poison. Taking candy from a child is literally saving it's life.