http://nintendotoday.com/analyst-sa ys-mario-kart-8-deluxe-i

>>376119802
>/v/ was wrong
Because SJWs or the jews or something.

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>>376119802
>what the fuck happened?
The free market responded ;)

>>376119913
you're a WHITE MALE

>>376119802
Yeah its almost like i'm reliving the Gamecube, Wii and Wii U releases all over again

>>376120354
I don't know what ethnicity I am accurately because I was adopted with no knowledge of my actual parents but I'm pretty sure I'm Chinese.

>>376119802
How is it selling in the states? I can see it being a huge hit in Japan because they love handhelds but I can't believe it's doing just as good in the US.

>>376120582
>Chinese
>asian privilege
You are even worse than white males. You have the most privilege in the world.

>>376120693
states lap it up as well europe is where the switch is selling worst

>>376120693
Its Nintendo's fastest selling console in the US. Not sure if its the same in the Japan.

>>376119802

If anyone gets that upset about video games it's really time to die

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>>376120776
(You)

>>376119802
It's going to sell like shit in a month or two, you fucking watch.
Wii U sold well to start with too, and look how that ended up.
Go take your nintenfaggotry somewhere else. We don't like nintendo here, and we especially don't like the switch.

>>376120982
>Wii U sold well to start with too
It was one of the only Nintendo consoles that was grossly overstocked.

Why do nintendo fags care so much about sales, I thought they didn't matter when the PS4 was selling out everywhere and the Wii U had stock collecting dust in the stores.

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>>376120982
>It's going to sell like shit in a month or two, you fucking watch.
Said the increasingly nervous twink for the 15th time today

>>376119802
The power of marketing. Casuals didn't understand the Wii U, but they understand the Switch. It's that simple.

>>376119802
Didn't you all play MK8 already?

Are you retarded, Nintendo handhelds always sell like hotcakes. They gave their home console the ability to switch to handheld mode based on that reasoning alone.

>>376121361
I emulated it but I imagine that the 12 Wii U owners is a rather small segment of the population.

>>376119802
>what the fuck happened?
Your mother failure to abort you

So what happened differently? Was the only thing keeping the Wii U from selling actually the name?

>>376121361
I never bought a Wii U, so getting it on Switch was perfect.

>>376120858
Nintendo should get an exclusive FIFA marketing deal with EA to promote the Switch in Europe.

>>376121535
aside from the bad marketing the Wii U was just an unattractive product
people will eventually figure out it's not a Wii controller but it still looks like a big ugly tablet

>>376121535
The marketing, the price, the drought of games when the console first released, and the tablet being a piece of shit and not having anywhere close to the portability of the Switch contributed to the Wii U flopping.

>>376121535
Marketing. No one new what the fuck the Wii U was. Even during E3 Nintendo was unresponsive to questions about whether it was a controller or a new console. When there is confusion in your core audience as to what your product is, you know the product is a turd.

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>>376119802
it really is a shame switch sold less than a fucking wii u lmao

>>376121593
If Nintendo were smart. But it's a hard sell when all their mates are playing FIFA on a PS4. You either get them all to switch (no pun intended) or no one.

>>376119802
>release only two games for the console
>they do well

Woah, what a shocker

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>>376121747
I know man, the Switch is selling worse than the XBONE in Japan right now. Nintendo should seriously go third party or just go back to making hanafuda cards.

>>376121809
This

>console with 0 games doesn't sell
>console with 1 game (at launch) and it sells

>>376119802
Anon, /v/ is ALWAYS wrong.
You should know this already.

>>376119802
I don't know what it is, but the shills for nintendo know memes and how to apply them better than any other shill on this board.

>>376121889
Nah, they should stick with love hotels

also the pizza looked good and always has.
>b-but muh grease!!!!
Just dab it with a tissue faggot. Even if it sticks the extra fibre is good for you. Mmmmm I love loaded pizzas

>>376121987
Why do Americans love grease so much? No wonder you fatasses die of heart disease more than anyone else.

>>376122063
>Europoors can't even afford oil
It's juicy, faggot. Full of flavour

That said too much is bad. So you dab it with tissue

>>376121987
>also the pizza looked good and always has
It's undercooked, you monkey.

>>376121889
What was Ramsey's fucking problem? That pizza looks delicious.

>>376121987
>>376122193
IT'S FUCKING RAW

IT'S DRIPPING WITH GREASE

GET OUT
GET-
OUT-

Hey hey do me a favour would you?

GET

OUT

>>376122063
Don't forget the metric fuckton of sugar they put in their food, the country is full of diabetes and heart attacks.

>>376122193
It was pretty much a loaf of bread with toppings. I only like thick pizzas if the bread is really crispy and mostly hollow. Thick doughy bread isn't fun to eat.

>>376122193
he is a brit, they don't know good cooking

>>376119802
>bet $500 that a unique, appealing and easy to understand concept for a console would result in failure
Idiot.

>>376122178
It is? All the pizzas I eat looks like that desu

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>Americans arguing over whether this one pizza is any more or less disgusting than normal American pizzas

All American pizzas are disgusting.

>>376122147
>oil

lmao grease is not oil fatass

>>376122470
Here comes that Italian faggot

There isn't even enough cheese or meat on it. Take your tomato bread and get out

>>376122414
You sound like an applefag

>>376121889
>just go back to making hanafuda cards.
They never stopped making them you know.

>>376122470
That pizza looks good and all, but I'm not a vegetarian. Anything savory without meat is a waste to me.

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TFW PS4 sold 60 million units

>Console war shitposting thread turns into /pol/ shitposting thread in the first 3 posts
This board is fucking dead.

>>376122430
The dough was not cooked all the way through, and the cheese does not have any brown spots.

>>376121987
dough is under cooked, extremely greasy, also that was the thin crust

>>376119802
Stop being a fucking dumbass shitposter.

>>376122861
>thin crust
LITERALLY FOR BABIES

CHEESE FILLED CRUST IS SUPERIOR

>>376122790
this is just banter between americans and europeans, nothing about gassing jews or complaining about black people like /pol/

>>376122531
This, many US pizzas look like shit, but italian cuisine is nothing amazing eirher since it's mostly dishes for poor people without resources.
>muh bread/pasta with a bit of tomato sauce

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>it's another nintendo shill thread

>>376121960
True, it's infurating as fuck. I wish both Nintendo and Sony shitposters would fuck off. Endless threads starting with memes got old fast.

>>376123030
>it's another Sonybros being mad episode
My Favourite

>>376121889
Why is Ramsey considered a top tier Michelin starred chef? He don't even know how to cook nachos or roast pig in open flame.

>>376123196
>cook
>nachos
?????

I know the name of the game is now quadruple false flag or whatever layer of shitposting we're working on now, but barring something like you literally betting stocks and dividends against the market, why the hell would you give a shit about something succeeding?

>>376123312
Bake, I'm sorry

>>376122470
fresh mozza, fresh basil, add i little bit of chorizo and you're set

>>376123751
Perfect

>>376120693
After Pokoemon GO, everyone wants anything to do with Nintendo. It builds up your "geek" cred if you buy and associate yourself with Nintendo products.

>>376122951
>he thinks expensive/numerous ingredients are necessary to make good dishes
You know nothing about cuisine.

>>376121361
Nobody here owned a Wii U and you can't play online multiplayer on CEMU. So no I don't think many people here bothered with the original.

>>376123368
This. Any console failing is a problem, because that means that there's an entire market faction that isn't serving consumer desires. That leads to potential monopolies, and we get stuff like authoritarian policies because they have so much market share. What most consolefags don't realize is that when a console is failing, we all lose.

>>376122951
cuisine for the masses isn't the only one in a country

>>376120858
europe loves mario kart more than any other nintendo series

>>376119802

Tell me, what the fuck are you going to do with your Switch when you beat Zelda and Mario Kart? Play 1-2 Switch?

>>376123030
Is there any story to this picture?

>>376124765
Typical roastie gets BLACKED while her cuck husband contemplates suicide

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>>376122951
>Italian food only uses poor ingredients
fresh egg pasta, extra virgin olive oil, and black truffles

>>376124765
Just SO FUNNY pic for /pol/ to regularly repost to imply that white guy has been duped into raising that woman's mixed child. Or it might be something about white people not breeding and adopting african children instead.

>>376124953
>black truffles instead of white truffles
lmaoing at your poor country

>>376124639
Play my PS4, still gotta finish P5. Then I'll probably go dick around on my PC, pirated RimWorld yesterday. Maybe watch Netflix on my Xbone. Or read a book.

>SONY ALWAYS WINS BABY! SONY ALWAYS WINS!

>>376125001
The humor mostly just comes from the dude's clearly miserable expression.

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>>376124639
>beating a multiplayer game

>>376119802
>Shitwitch Nintendicksuckers have nothing to play on their Tegra 1 Fisher Price Lego tablet
>games starved like a bunch of muslim nigger rapefugees who have seen a 9 year old blonde, blue eyed arian loli for their fist time
>jump on those two games like it is said 9 year old girl
>OMG NINTENDOMINATION

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>>376119802
It could still be a failure. Friendly reminder that Wii u was considered a success in the beginning.
No one is going to buy it in the future, the Zeldafags and Mario kartfags has already bought it
>But muh Mario Odyssey
Kek

>>376124639
>Mario Kart
>beat

Kek

That said, Disgaea 5 is about to come out. And NBA Playgrounds looks fun and is also about to come out. ARMS hits next month. I'm good.

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>>376124639
Playing vroom in the night sky . It's goty 2017

>>376124639
>beat mario kart

lol

>>376125397
>I-it could still be a failure!
>Stay strong sonybros!

>>376125397
>Wii u was considered a success in the beginning

No it wasn't. It literally collected dust on store shelves. Most people didn't even know it was out.

>>376125535

Isn't that considered the worst game since ET?

>>376122470
that pizza is literally for hobos who suck off stray dogs. it's poor man's trash food.
Italians are subhuman niggers of Europe.
Any kind of pizza that isn't nigger Italian is better than the "original".

>>376125397
This this this /thread
Sony always wins, always!

>>376119802
honestly nintendo's strategy with the switch is great so far

>launch the system with the most anticipated game of the decade, people flock to it since nobody bought a wii u anyway
>don't get any multiplats so people only focus on nintendo's games
>release games slowly so people feel like they have to buy them just to have something to play thus every release is their new "fastest seller"

>>376124639
I already beat Zelda and Persona 5. Have Disgaea 5 on order (I know it's on PS4, but I want a portable version and the Vita isn't getting it). Playing Trails in the Sky 3rd on steam.

I'm not stupid enough to just buy a single console and leave it at that.

>>376125749
>don't get any multiplats

But that's wrong.

>>376124639
work on my backlog as i wait for senran, new smt and xenoblade 2

>>376124953
>truffles
I'll never understand this meme. I was expecting an orgasm inducing food, but it's almost nothing. Why do people treat expensive food as if they're the best thing ever?

>>376119802
the gimmick isn't massively intrusive to the development of the games or the users
its also actually not shit hardware for a portable which is rare from nintendo

>>376125397
>the Zeldafags and Mario kartfags has already bought it
This is what Nintendownies refuse to accept.
The Shitwitch's userbase is already catered to and saturated. Maybe a couple hundred thousand of Smashfags will get one once Neokikeshitendo shits out yet another rehash port, but that's it.

>>376124949
Or your an idiot and it's just adoption because that baby doesn't look mixed.

>>376125882
there's literally nothing on the system but nintendo games

>>376126163
Come on man, be more subtle than that.
You are never going to get anyone by acting so mad.

>>376126208
I didn't realise Nintendo bought Konami, SE and NIS

>>376126053
>literally confirmed for Tegra 1 from 2005
>its also actually not shit hardware for a portable
LOL!

>>376119802
it's marketed like an Apple product, you know.

and you know how well those sell despite any quality issues.

>>376122531
typical shart in mart complaining about not enough kilos of cheese on his pizza.

>>376126285
You replied to me :^) also you know I'm right.

>>376126163

3D Mario is a consistent system seller. A well marketed concept paired with a 3D Mario for Christmas? That is going to sell millions right there.

>>376119802

Come back when August rolls around and the Switch is still in high demand. You fucks did this with the WiiU as well. For the first half a year it sold really well hardware wise and just about every game breached some milestone according to Nintendo.

>>376126342
>Tegra X1
>second most powerful mobile chip released to consumers right now

>>376126208

Nintendo owns Konami, Sega, WB, Square Enix and NIS?

>>376121535
it really all comes down to marketing, Nintendo banked on the Wii's brand recognition to sell the WiiU, which was the downfall of that console, honestly, the Switch has it's own identity and they're advertising it well, that's why it's getting the numbers it's getting.

>>376126592
>You fucks did this with the WiiU as well. For the first half a year it sold really well hardware wise

The Wii U dropped off sharply in month three. Month 2 really. Almost all sales were preorders actually.

Stores still can't keep Switches in stock and they fly out the door within hours or minutes.

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>americans complaining about pizza when they are not even able to produce a normal bread

>>376126026
Its a status symbol.Its the same with every "luxury" product.Exclusivity draws people to buy for the sake of feeling better about themselves.

>>376125535
>quality indie games like axiom verge are having trouble getting on the eshop and nintendo allows this shit on there

>>376126930

That's called a bakery. We have those too.

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>>376126542
>3D mario a system seller
KEK!
2D Marios have consistently sold more and yet WAHOOO couldn't save the wii u. People are sick and tired of Rehashitendo shitting out the same old shit over and over again. There are less and less people each year who want to play Nintendo's old, trite and stale shit.

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>>376126181
>being color blind

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>>376126604
>>second most powerful mobile chip released to consumers right now
More like sixth
Nintendo was so kikerish and cheap that they rather used a 10 year old chip instead of going with the newest that has consumes less power and is more capable
Neokikeshitendo sold you literally scrapyard grade steaming shit and you gobbled it up and even defend them.
>mfw Tegra 1 tablets like the NVidia Shield TV go for $90 these days but Nintendicksuckers pay a premium price of $299 for it because it's MUH NINTENDO

>>376127090
I couldn't care less for 2D or 3D land/world Mario's, but I'm really excited for Odyssey.
I don't care what sells, I just know I'm interested this time. I consume based on my interests, not others.

>>376127306
>https://www.futuremark.com/hardware/mobile

It's funny what mobile processor the number 1 device is using.

S P L A T O O N 2
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>>376127090

There hasn't even been a 3D Mario since the Wii. Nor have there been all that many. Hardly a rehash.

How is 3D Mario a rehash, but Persona isn't?

>>376119802
With those 500$ you could have bought a switch and botw
Nice job sonybro

>>376126604
*second most power CPU in a mobile chip released to consumers right now
It has the most powerful GPU in a mobile chip released to consumers right now ;)
CPU goes to Apple, but its wasted on iShit

>>376127642
I thought tegra X2 was a thing already, my bad.

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>>376121535
go educate yourself
https://seanmalstrom.wordpress.com/2017/05/02/investor-qa-with-kimishima/

>>376127306

There have been teardowns of the Switch, they cost around $260 to make.

>>376119802
>betting that a Nintendo handheld would be a failure
kys desu

>>376127775
You're ruining /v/'s narrative, stop.

>>376119802
>Wojack poster
>Who hates video games
You should just kill yourself, think of it as a game. Something they don't have for the PS4.

>>376127306
t. Assblasted sonybro

>>376127587
>There hasn't even been a 3D Mario since the Wii.
People like you need to be executed

>>376119802
>http://nintendotoday.com/
>-mario-kart-8-deluxe-is-a-mega-hit/

why do Nintendofags have no lives bros? It's all falseflagging and 4chin all day for them

>>376127907
>implying the ps4 has games

>>376127962
I think what he means, is an open level design like 64 and sunshine. Technically galaxy is a stage based mario like 3d world but it does a damn good job of making you forget that.

>>376127721
Jewvidia has been milking the X1 for all its worth. The new shield TV released this year is still fucking using it.

>>376121747
>Comparing a holiday release to a release in the middle of spring
Hmmmmm

>>376128078
>implying
64 and Sunshine are both stage based with a hub world

>>376120982

The Wii U was also released during the fourth quarter Christmas shopping season.

The Switch is doing this in March, April and May.

>>376126026
Because truffles are rare as fuck, they can't be cultivated by human hands. Nature doesn't work with money so don't expect expensive food to taste good per say.

>>376121535
Nintendo Marketed the fucking console right... that's it.

>>376128078

Yeah, I suppose Galaxy doesn't really until though it sort of does. 3D land/world absolutely don't though. But yeah, there hasn't been real open world Mario since Sunshine. If that's rehashing...

>>376120982
>We
Gotta like that reddit.

>>376128078
I know exactly what he means
Openworldfags are obnoxious

3D Land/World are 3D Games no matter how much these autistic 64/Galaxyfags shout otherwise

>>376128123
No one's competing against nvidia, so why would they bother?
Adreno GPU's are far behind tegras.

Tegra X1 is a 2015 chip by the way, it's old, but not 6 years old. They have revised it just this year with the X2, but they do have plans for future chips.

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>>376119802
Nintendo's handhelds have always been popular around the world so this isn't a surprise.

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>>376119802
>tfw bought into the hype because I fucking love handhelds
>tfw /v/ tried their hardest to spam disproven claims of hardware faults in an attempt to make it looks bad but failed horribly
>tfw it's one bit of good news after the other

Feels so fucking good being an idort.

>>376128321
People want an open level mario. People like me don't want another linear checkpoint and end pole flag mario again.

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>>376119802

>>376126771
>the Switch has it's own identity
>first two games on the console are wii u ports
>and the third game is a sequel to a wii u game
sure whatever you say.

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enjoy the honeymoon phase while it lasts because the wii u went the exact same route. i guarantee this will not last come the years end.

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>>376129213
ill enjoy all 8 years of it.

>>376129345
nah, i think it will be 12 years of nintendomination.

>>376128554
What have you been playing on it? I have a Wii U and a PC so I don't see much point buying it at this point, I'm probably going to wait for E3 to buy one.

>>376121267

>>376129719
>I'm probably going to wait for E3 to buy one
Smart move. I personally jumped the gun, but E3 should be telling.

I'm just butthurt because I know paid online won't disappear anytime soon.

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Back in my day, console wars actually took effort. The companies worked hard and long, competing tooth and nail to bring us the best product possible. Sega did what Nintendidn't. Nintendo was playing with power. We had to Get "N" or Get Out. There was actually a clear difference between the consoles.

Now the execs just jerk each other off and leave the fighting to their fanboys. And the fanboys just post a bunch of numbers off the World Wide Web and poorly drawn pictures of crying albinos wearing Jumpman hats. And the games don't even look all that different from each other anymore neither. How many bald military guys do we need?

These kids wouldn't know real a console war if it hit them in the face.

>>376129719
Not that guy, but BotW, Puyo, Bomberman, Snek Pass, Blaster Master and Shovel Knight (again)
Most of them are
>Multiplatform
But I travel a ton, so having comfy gaming on a decent screen is a godsent.

>>376129719
I'm still making my way through BoTW, aside from that I recently bought Tetris and MK both of which will keep me playing on it for a while yet between Nier on PC and P5 on PS4.

>>376120982
>we
>>reddit

>>376128196
>Trying to explain business to TORtanic obsessed NEETs.