You have ten seconds to be as autistic as possible about your favorite game
thanks for the thread bro
>>376111754
I fapped to Toon Link.
I know by heart where all the Discoveries in Skies of Arcadia on the Dreamcast are.
>>376111754
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGHGHHHHHHHH
I AM THE GOD OF RAGE AND DEATH AND RAGE AND DEATH AND RA
Do you think Diddy is a Spider Monkey? Apes don't have tails. What the fuck is Dixie?
Also I spent sixty hours in Undertale.
playerunkowns battlegrounds is the greatest video game ever made
>>376111754
HAHAHA LMAO CAKE IS AN LE LIE!!!11!! hAHAhaha
>>376111754
I like Rocket League.
I played through awakening only allowing MaMU to impregnate Lucina.
All the other men (apart from chrom for obvious reasons) were sent to their death chapter by chapter whilst MaMU could have the pick of any female whenever he wished.
I have a shrine like collection dedicated to one game.
I'm proud of holding a position of meaningful influence in a 20 year old game with 300 players.
I want to fatten up Spyro with delicious food I cook for hin until he's rendered immobile by his own fat, nothing more than a blob of draconic flesh. I then want to snuggle with him and grope his behemoth of a body and then fuck his naval like the gay faggot I am.
>>376111754
/u/ifaptomccree LOL look
>>376112051
Pride is a sin anon.
I caught them all once
THE GAME TEACHES YOU HOW TO PLAY IN THE FIRST FUCKING SECONDS OF PLAYING
what do you think the eggs smell like haha im just curious for laughs haha i would like to smell them
>>376112030
forgot picture (tip of the iceberg)
>>376111754
I had a speedrun world record in it for a while.
Can't get more autistic than that.
stop
Here you go.
>>376112054
>not even eating fresh
Come on.
>>376112203
>reverse image search
>no results found
>>376112203
typical tales of player, nothing to see here
>>376112347
i figured as much
>>376112404
>typical
this is typical? show me another tales player with a similar collection. i'll wait.
>>376112054
Gay is the shortest word to describe what you might be
>>376112497
I know of another player who has like 20+ PSP UMDs of a Tales game.
>>376112563
I can keep going.
>>376112190
God dammit sequelitus is the worst
>VIDYA NEVER GOT BETTER AFTER MEGA MAN X
>GAMES WANT YOU TO READ, AND SHIT
>THEY WANT YOU TO KNOW HOW TO DO THINGS AND THAT'S JUST BAD DESIGN
>AND WHAT ABOUT 'GAME FEEEL'
>I HAVE EXTREME ADD AND GAMES MUST CATER TO MEEEE
>>376111754
yooka-laylee isgood
>>376111754
i like the roster
>>376112619
Please do not associate ADHD with the lobotomised
Thank you
>>376112513
I know.not that there's anything wrong with that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKJSC_mteIg
phantom range isn't real
>>376111754
AB+ IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN THAT DUMB FAN MOD!!!!!
>>376111817
I thought that was Reg at a glance and I'm not entirely sure why
>>376112660
it started out as just a harmless collection almost 10 years ago and eventually turned into a huge collection. not everything consists of multiples, however, it just happened along the way.
>>376111754
i wear a titanfall patch on my work bulletproof vest
I REALLY LOVE IMPA!!
>>376112669
I said ADD
>Way too many examples of him completely ignoring basic prompts and tutorials
>Says the game is bad because he doesn't know what to do
>Everyone tells him he's just shit at games
>Gets ass blasted and says "b-b-but I'm trying to be funny! You can't pay attention AND be funny!"
>Everyone still says he's shit
>Gets even more ass blasted and releases a 20 minute video explaining why reading things in games is awful game design
Put simply, NieR: Automata is the greatest game ever made. It’s not just that it is the deepest and most narratively potent game ever developed - and it is a truly deep narrative experience - but more than that, Yoko Taro has finally found perhaps the only developer on the planet capable of doing his visionary work justice. This game is a true, genuine work of art, and anyone who wants to prove that gaming does possess an equivalent to the greatest novels, operas, theatre plays, or paintings, now has that very game to point to. Yoko Taro is gaming’s Shakespeare, Da Vinci, and Welles, all rolled into one.
>>376112980
ADD is literally just the old way of referring to ADHD anon.
Virtues Last Reward redefines how games tell stories utilizing the full potential of the medium in a way no other does while creating a satisfying emotional rollercoaster that no other game matches.
There. Full autismAnd I believe every word
>>376111874
I know a few. Fuck finding the discoveries in the south ocean though
>>376113050
Seriously? I thought ADHD was like ADD (Attention Deficit Disorder) but with mania (Hyperactivity)
Spike and Kat look cute together
I semi-speedrun level 1 critical mode in KH2
>>376113047
its also got 2017 booty of the year
>>376112820
Nothing worse than attention seeking autists.
Sixes is unobjectively the only way to properly play TF2. With no unlocks allowed except for Gunboats and Kritzkrieg.
>>376113226
ADHD is the umbrella term. People can have symptoms of both attention deficit and hyperactivity, and usually do.
>>376113397
not really attention seeking. i mean, it's funny when it freaks people out or something, but mainly i enjoy showing the rest of the collection, the rarer items and such since most people aren't aware that Legendia received quite a bit of merchandise while being the black sheep of the series.
>>376111754
I wish I could marry Charlotte or Tharja, they are adorable and I need a girl to take care of.
DMC1 is the best game in the series.
In Digimon World (PS1) I would pass time by playing tag with my partner digimon. I would also treat them to the restaurant food if they did well in battle or if I just wanted be nice to it.
I pretty much treated my Digimon like an actual pet and never did much battling.
>>376112690there's really not enough good solo spyro art. or good gay art for that matter.
>>376112796
What comic?
"You're playing it wrong"
>>376113047
Lol no. That shit's only "deep" if you have the emotional capacity of a 5 year old. It's all surface level shit.
>>376114060
Made in Abyss
>>376114167
Thanks. Looks cute.
One time I trapped a female customer in RollerCoaster Tycoon 2 inside of a square area with tons of free food and drinks but no bathrooms, then I masturbated to it
>>376111754
Mother 3 is be best RPG to ever exist
>>376114436
Anon your supposed to pretend to be autistic...
>>376114436
When I was like nine years old I'd play Black and White 2 and dedicate my entire empire to producing loads of women and loads of torture pits. Then I'd just pick up all the women I could find and drop them in there. I loved listening to the screams they played. It made my willy hard.
I didn't even know what sex was.
>>376114241
>Looks cute.
Y-yeah, sure, anon.Oh god, do we tell him?
>>376114436
that's pretty hot
>>376112749
the picture goes against what you are saying.
I know the entirety of the opening cutscene of DE, and I have already tried imitating the voices IRL. That and I use Deus Ex quotes in normal conversations with people that don't even play games.
>>376114000
nice tripssource
>>376112497
>>376112607
What the fuck why Legendia of all things?
>>376115272
thankssource is Yuurikin