You're in the primal forest and this pickle tail whips your

suckle on his cloaca :3

>>376107972

Take advantage of her lowered defense stat and whip out my own "tail".

>>376107972
Call her a scrub, try kill it by myself, get carted and then leave the hall in shame.

>>376107972
whip myself for having a girlfriend

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You're in the flooded forest and this asshole refuses to get out of the water

you could sonic bomb him but then you realize all you can hit anyways are his supple legs because he's 20 fucking feet tall so you can't break shit and then he hipchecks your girlfriend's ass and carts her twice. What do you do?

>>376110436
upswing my girlfriend into a hipcheck and start the mission again without her

Throw some poo at him

Let him eat her while I use traps.

>>376107972
Threaten to

>>376107972
I carve her.

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>tfw no mhxx on vita

pick up what's left of her and run

>>376107972
Suck his pickle.

>>376111976
You again?

>>376111976
best vita bro

gibe the blu food

>>376107972
Slice it off with my charge blade

>>376110436
Gun it to death because I'm not a retarded scrub that "mains weapons"

>>376110436
>but then you realize all you can hit anyways are his supple legs because he's 20 fucking feet tall

>Being a blade fag

Gunner masterrace
Bow best weapon all around

>>376115307
It's like /v/'s very own sakurafish for MH threads, do you like it?

>>376107972
Start throwing shit at it

>>376115869
>Being a jack of all trades but master of none

>>376116180
>Jack of one trade and no master either

pickle Rick

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>>376107972
So you're in the club with your gf when this guy confuses your gf and flys at her. What do you do?