You just pretended to be sick so you could stay home from school.

Unreal Tournament

>>376095790
Jurassic Park: Operation Genesis

>>376095790
In this hypothetical situation I would say battlefield 4 or if I was feeling especially shitty, whichever JRPG was in my backlog.

I did this and played Persona 4 in middle school

Did this for metroid prime, worth it

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I have begun shoving everything in the house up my ass and replacing it where it was to punish my parents for being such fools.

I will squeeze all of the toothpaste out of the tube and then shit it into a cup and replace it with a hypodermic needle.
I will swill the orange juice in my ass, I will caress the oranges with the inner lining of my anus.

Not one item that will fit up my ass will remain untouched by the muddy depths of my bowels.

prepare yourselves for your return, foolish parents, for a banquet of horrors awaits you.

My parents didn't leave for work. My father works from home and my mother just drinks. I hated being at home so I never intentionally skipped school.

>>376096864
Sorry to hear that anon, hope you've been okay

>>376096060
YYOOOOOOOO I PLAYED THIS GAME LOTS OF YEARS AGO AND NOW I JUST SAW YOUR POST AND IM JUST REMEMBERING ALL THE GOOD SHIT I DID, THANKS SENPAI GONNA DOWNLOAD IT RN

Play the game of wearing my mom's clothes and jacking off

Probably why I'm tranny

>>376097062
I'm sure there are a treasure trove of great mods for it by now too

>>376096864

shouldn't you suicide?

>>376097179
edgy humor is funny

good post

runescape

>>376097273

It's not supposed to be funny.

>>376096864
are you gay

majora's mask

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>>376095790

S4 League

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>>376097179

one of my gamecube games
probably paper mario ttyd

YOU ARE NOT PLAYING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ke6dYqa18Ys

Army Men and Legend of Legaia for the PS1.

Man those were the times.

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>>376098607
>Legend of Legaia
My nigger. Just hearing music from Legaia or FF9 takes me back to elementary.

>>376095790
I had a stay at home mom. The only way you could get off school was if I threw up. Even if I felt like shit and was coughing she still wouldn't let me stay home

probably smrpg

>>376095790
I immediately go to the computer room at the other side of the house and get some weird pregnancy preparation book from the 1970's out and jerk off to the only picture of a vagina I have available to me

these fucking Gen Z shits don't know how fucking coddled they are, with their smartphones and their snapchats and their sexting. back in my day we had to be resourceful

>>376098770
She just wanted the whole home for herself. How selfish.

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>>376098508
>tfw mine was even worse
At least I wasn't streaming

>>376099791
Explain.

>>376099825
Shouting even louder, shutting off power to my room and taking the router to work, so I didnt have any internet
And also trying to take my PC and consoles away

>>376095790

my parents wouldn't let me play video games even if I was sick, so that I would never fake being sick in order to play video games

that lack of trust, tho

I never did that cause it's fucking stupid as shit. I told my parents "hey I ain't going to school today" and they said "are you gonna get shit grades?" And when I pulled out straight As every month, they didn't give a shit. school was, is, and will continue to be a state-funded daycare center. The information age is upon us and we're still trying to teach kids about shit they have no interest in. I don't claim to be a genius but it was so easy to exploit systems like attendance and sick days that I literally just skipped school when a new game came out, and suffered no detriment from it. My parents didn't give a shit either, thank god, I have a few friends whose parents refused to even let them play games at all and three of them killed themselves from depression and high stress lives before they even went to college.

anyway I would play prey right now cause that's the newest shit and it's pretty okay. Just finished the part that was in the demo, it's cool, not a fan of how worthless weapons seem to be overall though. Hopefully when I upgrade my shit later it gets a bit more heft to it. I might go sneaky cause I hear you get good chunks of damage from sneak attacks.

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>>376095790
On the days in high school I wasn't home in bed writhing in pain from crippling migraines I'd occasionally skip school to sleep 18 hours a day and play a little Ace Attorney or Ghost Trick before eating a meal and going back to bed

I'd like to say I'm happier than I was at that point in my life but I'm certainly more functional

>>376095790
You have be 18 post

>>376103159
yeah now we can stay at home all day playing videogames

>>376095790
I just look for porn online, Video games are for loosers

>>376096852
No tendies?

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Spyro 1 100%.

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>>376097124
I always bought girls clothes and hid them. When nobody was home I'd wear them and just go about whatever I was doing, didn't do anything sexual. When I got a little older I started wearing makeup too and wiping it off before people came home.

I got caught once by a neighbour coming in, but she thought I was my sister's friend. Puberty wasn't good times for me.

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>>376103789
NEET lyfe

GTA San Andreas. Staying home sick was so comfy

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>>376095790
early elementary school - Animal Crossing
late elementary school - Pokemon Pearl
middle school - Dragon Quest IX
high school - Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate

t. born 1998

>>376095790
Donkey Konga.

I actually did this so I could beat hard mode.

>>376095790
with knives in my eye sockets because I'm such a fucking disappointment and waste of resources

>>376095790
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrand Theft Auto!

>>376095790
None, both my parents are medical doctors.
I never got to pretend I was sick.

>tfw mom was gullible and always believed me when I pretended to be sick
>which I did a fucking lot

I feel bad about it now. Though my grades never suffered for it

>>376095790
Back in the day, metroid fusion. Nowadays, Nier Automata probably

Final Fantasy XII, most likely. Pretty sure that one actually happened.

>>376108321
Are you captain Basch of Dalmasca?

What was your go to illness when you had to fake it?
>got a really bad stomach ache