"Oh hey 2B I was going over the old archives and it says here that the humans enjoyed playing this game called Fallout 4 and Skyrim. They even enjoyed buying at least 4 copies and the dlc too can you believe that? That game must of been really fun."
Nah.
Skyrim was alright.
Is this the part where the 2Butt gets posted?
>>376081913
Well I "borrowed" them so we can check them out after this mission is over.
post your hottest new Todds
>>376082174
I've got a rare Todd. Please ask permission before you save it. Thanks.
>>376081991
"Hey, 2B look at that dumb S-Model pretending to be me trying to promote his shitty game. Everyone knows Fallout: New Vegas was a better game than Fallout 4. though, maybe i'll check the bunker's data libraries to see if we can torrent that Skyrim game"
>>376081913
of all the places where 4chan could use what little OC creating power they had left, you faggots chose to use it on toddposting
for shame
>>376082352
I have no Idea why I replied to >>376081991
>>376082314
I'm pirating this Todd.
>>376082352
YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT FETISH BOY BUY MY FUCKING GAME. JAP FUCKING SHIT YOU ARE NOTHING COMPARED TO MY MASTERPIECES.
>>376082314
I've already saved it
>>376082352
Pirating games is bad 9S. That's how you get malware and destroy the bunker.
>>376082475
ASK FOR PERMISSION BEFORE YOU DOWNLOAD MY TODD
>>376081913
Skyrim and Fallout 4? Should I pirate it?
>>376081913
>>376082174
>>376082240
>>376082314
God damn it /v/
psst
>>376082240
What is Todd's Stand/Persona?
>>376081913
Is something wrong, Todd?
You sound desperate
>>376082808
The most trustworthy angel of course
>>376082793
>tfw
>>376081913
hey todd i never played a elder scrolls game
which one should i start with?
>>376082558No
>>376082437
Go to bed, Todd
Toddposting is great
Is she, dare I say, /ourgirl/?
Looks fine to me.
>>376082973
>not 2
>>376082485
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKJXEit4w3I
Is this a Todd thread or a Nier thread
>>376082780
Not today, Todd. Please, I'm tired.
>>376082990
Fuck you.
Todd is great. He is the most handsome, the most kindest, and the most honest.
>>376083064
Todd >>>> Yoko Taro in terms of handsomeness.
We don't know what Taro looks like under the mask
But he will never
ever
be as handsome as Todd Thundercock.
>>376083067
It'll just be a second. open up, I gotta show this cool game I bought.
Fuck you Todd, you are the Michael Bay of the gaming world. You may make money but the games you direct are still shit.
>>376082314
Can I save it?
>>376081913
todd, make fallout 4 $20 on amazon and I'll buy it. I have a gift card.
thats how much your game is worth.
>>376083161
G-get out of my house.
I'll call the cops.
Turn around slowly and put your Fallout® 4 receipts where I can see them.
>>376082916
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
Fallout 4 more like Shitbutt Whore LOL haha
>>376082880Redguard
>>376083291
Fool. I am the cops. Now open this door or I'll bust in.
>>376082808
The feared "Liar Liar" Persona
A burning German shepherd with a dragonborn mask
>>376083223
It's all yours my friend
>>376083438
That badge looks fake as fuck.
Impersonating an officer is a crime.
I'm warning you.
Leave my property. You are trespassing.
>>376083497
Fine. I'll leave. But this isn't over. You WILL buy it. YOU HEAR ME?
>I hate Skyrim™
>>376083549
I'm filing a restraining order.
>>376083635
*ring ring*
*blocks your path*
>>376083776
Anybody else having this problem too?
>>376083158
>The mask comes off in front of an entire crowd
>It turns out Yoko Taro was Todd Howard all along.
>>376083834
Can I get a quick rundown?
they're going to kill my family if you don't buy my game
>>376081913
>must of
>>376083491
Thanks Todd
>>376084119
I've never seen this Todd before
I wonder if Todd has ever seen this shit.
>>376084415
Todd is too busy ripping off his customers to read a book.
>>376084487
He's posted on /v/ before.
>>376084546
Proofs?
>>376083158
He's as cute as a button.
>>376084640
He posted a picture of himself and something along the lines of "BUY MY GAME"
Why do you guys make fun of Todd all the time? He is a pretty cool guy and not a manlet.
>>376084840
Agreed, he's at least 6'4" and has made the most innovative games in the past decade!
>>376084840
I don't think so, Todd.
>>376084934
Wow those people must be gigantic!
>>376084684
DELETE THIS!
Love you Todd!
buy my game or i'll smash you
>>376085132
I also love Todd. The fact he made one of the best games ever just makes me love him more.
>>376085428
>I also love Todd. The fact he made one of the best games ever just makes me love him more.
>only one
Who are you joking m8
>>376085618
T.O.D.
Gooks can't even compete with the Toddster.
>>376082174
Todd Buy My Game Maybe
Anyone have the Undercity Huckster Todd?
>>376082314
submiting my download request, should I send you a DM with my steam library?
>>376082780
Todd I live on the 9th fucking floor, go home
>>376086210
Request granted my child. Remember to buy Fallout 4 with the season pass and post pics.
Just got back from the store Todd! Here's my receipt!
>>376086997
from basically 7 years ago holy shit where does the time go
>>376085428
If I made a 3D model of Todd, would you guys help me port it in Skyrim and FO4?
>>376088057
replace all the npcs with todd
merchants screech autistically when you don't buy their shit.
zzzZZZzzzZZZzzzZZZzzz
>>376088057
he is the vault-tec salesman
>>376083064
How is there not a Yoko Toddo yet?
>>376081913
Something about that sounds wrong nine-essu
>>376084016
>Activision bows to Toddganoffs
>in contact with Pete Hines
>direct descendants of the ancient liar bloodline
>posses salesmen-like abilities
>control the gaming industry with an iron, but fair fist
>own studios all over the US
>will bankroll the first climbable mountains (Throat of the World will be the first mountain)
>own basically every preorder bonus manufacturer in America
>you likely have a Pip-Boy™ on your wrist right now
>can create open worlds of 10+ miles - such size has only been seen in procedurally-generated games
>developed the Morrowind combat system in under a week
>devs entrust their empty promises with the twins - there are no servers at Hello Games, only Bethesda
>the Todganoffs will guide humanity into a new age of preorders, mountains and lies
Hey anon, you'll buy my game right? I worked really hard on it just for you.
>>376088778
WAKE UP TODD
>>376089151
Goddamn it mom, stop calling me at all hours of the day to talk about Fallout.
>>376089269
ZZZzz- Huh? Did someone say something?
>>376089151
Fuck I'd probably bang you. You can work really hard on this
*unzips dick*
>>376089269
YOU FOOL
>>376089329
I PIRATED FALLOUT 4 AND THE SEASON PASS, SUBTRACTING 150 DOLLARS FROM YOUR MONEY
>>376089309
kek
>>376090139
You don't know what forces you are messing with boy
>>376090139
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY??????????
>>376082314
Can I save this
I bought 4 copies of Fallout 4 is that enough?
>>376082808
I don't think that's even a question, anon
>>376082868
>>376083469
Step your game up
>>376084840
>make fun
Nobody's making fun of him. I like Todd.
Hey anon could you let me in? I just wanted to check your steam library real quick to see if you have The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim and Fallout 4 Season Pass in it.
>>376083017
2 was fucking shit
>LOL REFERENCES AMIRITE
>>376090507
Todd, go away. I just came back home from work.
>>376081913
Fuck you Todd I bought Skyrim for PS3 and it's one of the worst things I bought
>>376090382
Go ahead friend
>>376082868
WHERE IS MY TODD MASTEMA EDIT
BUY FALLOUT 4 SON OF MAN
fuck denuvo
>one of the dlc areas is from the music video
neat
>>376090561
Yeah I know anon I just wanted to check and I'll be on my way after confirming you have ordered 4 copies Skyrim for you and your friends and all the DLCs of Fallout 4. Open this door right now.
>>376090507
I have New Vegas.
>>376090742
DROP IT DROP THE GAME RIGHT NOW YOU SON OF A BITCH HOW DARE YOU EVEN MENTION THAT PIECE OF SHIT EXCUSE OF A GAME IN MY PRESENCE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>376081913
You look like one of those famous thieves on the TV!
I can't remember the name of your crew thought
>>376083297
I burned the receipt so that nobody could ever return the game to the store.
>>376086997
>10% tax
>>376090708
Sorry, I only buy my games from people who are at least this tall.
Purchase my products
You should stop scrolling though this thread and buy my game already.
>>376091193
LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT FALLOUT 4 AND SKYRIM ARE MASTERPIECES AND I AM 6'5" YOU ARE BUT A BABY TO ME. I CAN CRUSH YOUR PUNT SKULLS WITH ONE HAND OPEN THIS FUCKING DOOR RIGHT NOW OR I'LL MAKE SURE YOU NEVER WALK AGAIN
>>376091354
You convinced me, Todd.
>tfw toddposting is coming back
the shitposting on and after e3 is going to be legendary
>>376090843
I'd pirate, but Fallout 4 isn't even worth my time.
>>376091042
You can buy a new receipt for $11.99 at Gamestop (Power to the Players!)
You should do so right now, before it's too late.
Pick up a new copy of Skyrim while you're there for good measure.
>>376091575
Worry not, because Todd is always in the network
>>376091193
>>376091445
You should really do what he says anon. He looks like he means business. You should buy an extra season pass or 2 just to make sure your cool. Trust me anon, Im your friend
Open the door Anon, I need to check your receipt for Fallout 4 with the season pass.
>>376082352
I love you 9S
I heard a rumor that todd howard is actually a spider in disguise. Can anyone confirm or deny?
>>376091768
that's impossible, we aren't a bunch of idiots falling for jewish salemens
ONIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN BUY MAI GEIMUUUUUU
>>376091354
what is he clapping at?
>>376091768
Don't say foolish things anon !
>>376091768
Dat is ridicurous. Mr. God Howard is great man much love in asian. He big american man with big american penis. Us some japanese deveropers can not compare
>>376089147
>>in contact with Pete Hines
woah
>>376081913
>>376082174
>>376092218
Does Kate Beckinsale come with the game?
>>376091159
California sales tax
Hey Todd, can you tell me what this means? Bet you can't!
>>376092317
No, but I do anon. Im way better than any hack, 2nd rate actresses. You can play with me all night longfor $69.99
>>376082793
Holy shit this one is good
>>376092680
>hack, 2nd rate actresses.
You went too far this time Todd now take that back you sonuvabitch.
>>376090934
The Dev Liars
>>376083026
Why is Todd-san getting interviewed in a pyramid
>>376090582
Sons of Man, please calm yourself.
There are enough copies of Fallout 4 for the entire human race to enjoy, praise the lord.
Hey Faggots,
My name is Todd, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever played bethesda game? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of you're a casual, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off cartoons on mongolian finger painting board.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the chess team, and starter on my yugioh team. What hobbies do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
>>376089151
>Momm Howard
>*looks at game library*
°ω° what's this?
>>376081913
NOW this is Toddposting. Haven't seen a single good toddpost in months besides the debut of >>376082174
>>376083834
Give me the quick checkout
>>376092392
Why is everything so damn expensive in California? I thought we had it bad in Maryland. Holy Shit! When is Trump gonna hurry up and make America great again?
I unironically enjoy Todd posting.
>>376085618
It's crazy how much Guiles face looks like Todd. SFV Todd mod when?
This kind of toddposting is getting to another whole new level.
>"Staging your crimes with calling cards... It's hard to believe that a student could manage this alone. An adult—for example, someone talented enough to move people with words—perhaps they coached you. ...Isn't that right!?"
Toddposting is sublime
>>376094532
>Toddler
>>376082973
WTF i hate wendys now.
>>376084435
Because that's the original Honest Todd.
Like Kojima, the real Kojima is in coma and the one running wild and free is Hideo.
>>376082973
>urge to Toddpost at the Wendy's twitter
This place is warping my mind
>>376082808
Leper Messiah or More Than Words?
When I get paid I always buy at least 2 copies of Fallout 4
sadly I've not had a job in 4 years
I love these fucking threads, thanks Todd.
>>376092068
I'm not falling for this again, Todd Spider.
>>376094526
P-please fuck my wallet, Big Todd.
>>376083064
Boy have I got news for you, Anon
>>376090520
How is this a problem?
>>376099719
1 > new vegas > 2 >3 >shit > 4
>>376100981
what the fuck did you just say you salty nigger
>>376094243
<3 im so happy my todd edit is being used
>>376090582
>>376100981
2d Fallouts > 3d Fallouts
How many games does Todd have for me to buy?
>>376101178
as many as you desire young man
>>376101231
But I desire so many games, Todd. Are you sure you have enough games to satisfy my need?
Todd is the gift that never stops giving.Like Skyrim
>>376101271
only if you repent and never touch the dastardly black isle and obsidian fallouts my son
>>376083083
is that you todd?
>>376101387
Hey Todd, since you're here, I just wanted to thank you for convincing me to buy a Switch. It's been a lot of fun, and I can't wait to buy Mario. Unfortunately money will be tight, so I might wait to pick up a used copy of Skyrim on the system once it's out. Thanks again for helping me make this decision.
>>376083839
lol this is great
yo wassup mah nigguhs. Us home bois are into dat Bethesda shit, so we wuz all chippin tougethu to buy all of dere game for da full 60 dollas. You nigguhs 'membered to do dat too right?
>>376101701
sheeeeeeeeeeit
>>376094146
He's been challenged to a shadow game by Yami Yugi.
When is toddposting going to die already?
>>376102481
When you buy the fucking game, Mark.
Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a lower preorder figure
>>376082808
>>376082314
>>376081913
>must of
posting my favorite todd in a toddposting thread
I will make a great game-and nobody makes games better than me, believe me-and I'll build them veryexpensively.
>>376105750
that is a fine todd
>>376090934
Do not besmirch the name of the innocent Peter Molyneaux like that! He's like an innocent child who gets too excited and talks about dreams like they're real. The industry needs more of him (not him... people like him) now that we (probably) have the technology to make those kind of dreams a reality.
Lies aside, Todd actually seems like a pretty cool guy
>>376106694
I'd hang out for him for a day and discuss vidya over a couple of beers
>no story in which 9S is randomly replaced with Todd Howard trying to sell 2B his games while she tries to interrogate him about where the real 9S
>>376082314
You fuck.
Toddposting is the best meme to come out of this shithole in a long time.
I love the work Bethesda does, but have you tried the revolutionary new citybuilder Godus Wars? You even get the original Godus if you buy it, because I'm just that nice.
>>376083158
>We don't know what Taro looks like under the mask
https://youtu.be/vlpjau0aluQ?t=18m30s
18:30
>>376083064
When in doubt, buy Skyrim™.
>>37610685
How did Toddposting ever came to be?
>>376094526
I've pirated literally EVERY Bethesda game except for New Vegas
CITIZENS OF /v/
TODDUOCH VI HOWARDANIA COMMANDS YOU TO BUY SKYRIM SPECIAL EDITION
>>376107009
>>376107694
Get these hacks out of here, this board is Bethesda territory
>>376107924
Delete them right now.
I bought the Fallout 4 Season Pass and enjoyed playing your game todd
>>376107981
No
>>376108065
I SAID DELETE THEM RIGHT FUCKING NOW
>>376091159
We have 20% tax over here
Ya-hay-hay, you found me! Now BUY MY FUCKING GAME
>>376091704
Mom told me not to open the door to strangers.
>>376108980
Open the door right now you little shit.
>>376082314
Requesting permission to download this Todd.
>>376091916
>>376081913
shutup and get back to your trannies todd
>>376108203
Included in the price though
>>376082314
Can I have this Todd, Senpai?
you are now realizing that Todd is 46 years old
>>376091159
We got 25%
>>376091159
Nigga, I have 20 VAT in my country.
>>376109785
Man he looks like 30
>>376109429
N-no! You'll probably take mywalletwith yourFallout 4 Game Of The Year Remastered Edition (TM)throbbing in your pants!
Mom told me not to trust people like you!
>>376109785
>looking this good at age 46
How can other men even compete?
>>376110512
>Did ya buy Fallout 10, youngster?
>>376110650
No Jii-san I bought New Vegas4
>>376110930
*has a heart attack*
fresh Todd, all yours my friends
Todd posting is truly the greatest.
>>376111556
kok
>>376111953
It's honestly the best meme on 4chan, maybe equal to baneposting.
>>376111953
>>376112410
Agreed. That Todd fellow is a pretty swell guy!
>>376112572
You look familiar, Rod.
>>376109785
>>376112593
Well I have been mistaken as that handsome devil Todd Howard a couple of times.
>>376112757
Ah, that's why you looked so familiar. Shave the mustache and you would look like his twin.
>>376081913
I heard any mountain cannotbe climbed.
Is it right, Todd-chan?
>>376081913
>must of
>>376112881
>>376112410
It's a big meme
>>376081913
>>376081991
>>376082146
>>376082174
>>376082240
>>376082314
>>376082352
>>376082437
>>376082438
>>376082475
>>376082485
>>376082495
>>376082524
>>376082558
>>376082565
>>376082719
Take this shit to fucking reddit already you fucking faggots
>>376113008
TELL ME ABOUT TODD
WHY DOES HE CLIMB THE MOUNTAIN
>>376113068
xD nice meme bro! *upvotes*
>>376113008
>>376113159
>>376113182
Do they even explain why the penguin was heading towards the mountains
>>376113314
So he could climb it of course!
>>376113180
Oh yea i forgot this is /v/ and not 4chan my bad
>>376113380
Jesus christ this image is pathetic
>>376113314
He fell for the memes.
>>376113314
He was trying to find happiness.
Unfortunately he didn't realize all he had to do was buy Skyrim™.
>>376113314
He was insane
>>376113182
Why didn't they fly him to the mountains to see what happens?
I fucking love Todd threads. I wonder if he's aware of every new Todd
We should print every Todd meme on postcard and send them all to Todd.
Maybe he will frame them over his desk.
>>376114138
I wonder what he thinks of Toddposting. I mean he probably has no idea it exists, but if he does I wonder what he thinks.
It isn't really flat out insulting the guy or anything, more just poking fun in a friendly sort of way. I'm sure most of /v/ actually loves him
So,anyone doing a mega collection of this?
>>376114254
I feel like it started out with the intent of making him look stupid and now it's just grown so far that it's borderline endearing because you can't hate the guy when the meme makes him seem more hilarious than then he probably is
>>376114254
No we don't
>>376114408
I never understood this meme.
Not now Todd, I'm contemplating on what Gamecube game to play.
>>376114408
DON'T OPEN THIS IMAGE, IT FORCES YOU TO BUY FALLOUT 4 AND THE SEASON PASS
>>376114524
>Batalion Wars
This takes me back.
But I'd play Paper Mario.
>>376114524
Star Fox
>>376113008
>>376081913
>must of
You shouldn't even joke about being this uneducated.
>>376081913
>must of
>>376114674
Todd, isn't that stealing?
>>376114735
>>376114779
never should of come here
MEGA
COLLECTION
WHERE
>>376084934
I swear he gets smaller and smaller each time this pic is posted.
There should be a Mafia-like game where you play as Todd Howard.
>>376114408
>start opening it
>look at thumbnail again
>close it before it fully loads
wew lad
goddamn it I have to go to work
>>376114483
Its an image of the creator of Jojo eating a donut that always had an abnormally large file size. Either it used to have a screamer embedded or it never did and was used to make people paranoid.
>>376115525
>Not Toddposting AT work
You're not trying hard enough
>>376113008
This is 4chan humor from around 2008 you goddamn newfag. You don't even deserve to be called newfag. You're just trying to fit in trying to imitate the so-called 4chan elitism you've picked up and misinterpreted from the internet. This isn't a place where fun isn't allowed you goddamn autistic sheep, people just come here to discuss their favourite hobbies and get some rest from their shitty lives. What you're trying to emulate is a side-effect from all the fucking normalfags and mainstream webs that catched up on memes, beating a dead horse, fucking the corpse, eating it, and raping the waste material once digested. But you're even worse than that because in there's always one idiot in EVERY GODDAMN THREAD trying to be as edgy as possible and completely missing the point of what brings us all here.
>>376082808
Mammon or Sweet Little Lies
>>376115632
How the fuck is this shit considered as "humor"? I fail to see how any of this autistic shit is funny in any way
>>376115952
>of all the 4chan memes, you fell for the jaded cynical prick meme
Lighten the fuck up nigga
>>376083839
>no way fag
Yea make it more meme like it already is.
>>376116057
>yea bro todd posting is so le funny! XDDD
MCFUCKING KILL YOURSELF REDDIT YOU FUCKS ARE THE REASON WHY THIS WHOLE SITE IS SO SHIT
>>376116323
You First.
SELECT YOUR COMPANION
>>376116564
>can't equip polearms
Heh
>>376116564
I'll take the manlet.
>>376116564
Manlet's stupidly broken if you equip him with twocurved swords.
>>376085992
which game did moot make?
>>376116323
Hello wojak. I don't remember being you a newfag.
>>376115632
>This is 4chan humor from around 2008 you goddamn newfag.
It's a forced advermeme that you retarded morons started reposting like the sheep you are.
>>376117356
>I don't like something so its forced.
How about i force my dick in your ass.
>>376117473
epic maymay brosef
go back to spamming on normie websites.
>>376117671
I haven't seen toddposting outside of 4chan. Except youtube video that a about toddposting. You are a complete faggot my friend.
>>376117671
>Im11YearsOld
>>376117869
https://shitpost-senpai.tumblr.com/post/128080933665/toddposting-will-never-get-old-unlike-fallout-4
>literally a faggot from tumblr
lmao hang yourself you waste of semen
>>376118083
>uses tumblr
>>376086997
dude are you in stanton that fucking 10% tax rate
Can I have a doctor todd?
>>376110512
fuck he looks like a younger thinner version of my grandpa it's creepy
>>376118992
You should buy Fallout 4 and show the receipt to your grandpa, see how he reacts.