Computer, create a thread with at least 56 unique autists arguing

>>376063767
Link to the Past>OoT>BotW

>>376064040
Link's Awakening>Link to the Past>OoT>BotW

>>376063767
>disengage safety protocols
Why would you EVER do that? It's like you WANT Moriarty to take over the ship again..

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>>376064040
>>376064146
Wrong its clearly

BOTW > Majora > OCARINA > LTTP > the rest

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Sir, it's just making endless e-celeb threads! It's clogging up all the onboard memory! It...it's not responding. Who the fuck are all these fat nobodies? The system is crashing, sir!

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Who cares, post best captain

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>>376063767
Majoras mask is the best zelda.

I am the fierce deity fuck and I will fuck every single one of you that disagrees.

Fuck those linearizised, last century shitstain-of-a-game "Zelda" titles!

Pixels? Sprites? Looks like pretentious indie shit to me.

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>>376063767
>Computer, generate a universe where I'm not a 27 year old kissless virgin
>Unable to comply with your request ... virgin

>>376064334
>not posting sisko

Reminder that Garak did nothing wrong

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZKHKDGQ7co

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>>376064321
sir, i recommend a full spread of photon torpedos and RAMMING speed

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>>376064423
>implying

>>376064423
Sisko is a solid third. He works as part of an ensemble, but doesn't really stand out much as a captain. The few times he goes lawful evil don't make up for his mostly humdrum attitude.

>>376064518
Belay that order Mr. Worf

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>>376064627
looks like he had a battle with time....
and lost

>>376064518
>its a "Worf gets cucked out of doing anything useful" episode

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edflm7Hh3hs

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>>376064375
That's it

*crashes the moon into the floor of the holodeck*

*creates nanobots*

*expands holodeck*

Soon I will have complete control of this universe. Everything shall be holo.

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>>376064673

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>>376064710

ALttP > OoT > BotW

It's just that simple

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computer

create a white female that is remotely interested in me with the capability of defeating data
disengage safety protocols

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>>376065052
>Can not compute

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>>376064243
I THINK THEREFORE
I AM

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>>376063767
Computer, create a perfect simulation of the early-21st century anonymous imageboard 4chan, with the caveat that every post I make receives 100 replies, (You)s colloquially, or your mother will die in her sleep tonight. Reading this negates all your immunities.

Disengage safety protocals

>>376065372
>>376065372
Computer belay that order

command code

1-7-3-4-6-7-3-2-1-4-7-6-Charlie-3-2-7-8-9-7-7-7-6-4-3-Tango-7-3-2-Victor-7-3-1-1-7-8-8-8-7-3-2-4-7-6-7-8-9-7-6-4-3-7-6"

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>>376065569
>>376065372

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This thread is going to get deleted because VIDYA

>>376063767
Zelda sucks.

all of them.

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>>376065784
>deleting a trek thread

Skyward Sword clearly is the best

>muh motion controls

Fuck your self they were fine.

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Is this a Star Trek thread or a Zelda thread? Or a daring synthesis of both?

>>376063767
>Computer, bring up holodeck program Cave Spelunking: 594-Alpha
>replace all cave texture surfaces with the internal colon and intestinal scans of Commander Deanna Troi's last physical exam
>initiate Earthquake/Mudslide event, maximum difficulty.

>Safety protocols, disengaged.

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>>376066413
remember when Riker brought back those mind control video games from risa? Where you had to toss a disc in a funnel? That game looked like shit.

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>>376066413
>synthesis of both
You called?

>>376066847
No. No I did not.

Breath of the wild has a whole lot of nothing between point A and Point B. Despite having a nice artstyle, the graphical level of detail in the actual game doesn't quite make the journey as enjoyable as intended.

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>>376066942
i havent played it through but i was highly intrigued playing for 20 minutes, you're saying that wears off fast?

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>>376064518
>Worf: Captain, I recommend a full spread of photon torpedoes!
>Picard: Mr. Worf, if I wanted the opinions of a wild beast, I would ask. Now shut your dirty Klingon mouth and don't you dare open it again until I say you should, or I'll be forced to get the painstick again. Is that understood?

>Worf: Captain, I recommend a full spread of photon torpedoes!
>Sisko: Excellent idea, Mr. Worf. And I want you to know just how much I appreciate your counsel and experience. You're a terrific officer and I am privileged to have you under me!

What the fuck happened?

>>376066754
Remember in season 1 of TNG when Picard fucking died in space and they just made a clone of him with the Transporter?

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Tell me, Captain

If your precious Federation is so great, then why are there no good Star Trek games?

>>376067232
White captain was oppressing Worf.

>>376067102
It's fine the first time through, but there's so little visual details in the game, that replaying it will feel repetitive. It's a bit like the sailing in The Wind Waker. Kind of cool the first time you played it, but subsequent playthroughs make you wish the time between point A and point B was faster.

>>376067485
Someone's never played FlashTrek: Broken Mirror

>tfw I never finished season 2 of ToS

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>>376067708
>not watching best season of best star trek

>this thread is so off topic no one Will Ever notice that I believe BOTW is a far better game than OoT

>>376063767
Star Trek is for fags.

Prove me wrong.

>>376067760
I know, I watched like 5 episode of S2 but got distracted by other things and never got back to it.

>>376067232
Niggers only know violence

>>376063767

You finally made one of these that's funny.

>>376067232
Worf became a better officer in time, and was naturally suited for wartime command.

It's like you're 1, maybe 2 levels of Trekkie autism

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>>376067232
>janeway: but we dont have many torpedoes left [blows up a quarter of the galaxy with torpedos]

>finally realizing that all the shitposters on the trek /tv/ threads are from /v/

No wonder the quality of those threads went to shit, literally the same mems and shitposts. Turns out that DS9 fans truly are /v/edditors

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>>376067845

Literally cant.
i still enjoy all the star trek shows except ENT because fuck that shitty cast/writer combo

Why hasn't there been a Star Trek game in the same vein as KOTOR yet?

>>376068116
>Going to /tv/ at all

Found your first mistake

>>376067845
t. Star Wars fan

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>>376067845
>proving a retard wrong

To what end?

>>376067485
What is Star Trek: Armada?

>>376064514

>nothing wrong

he didn't plow bashir's boypussy fast enough to spare him from that slag ezri

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>>376067927
>yfw "Picard never hit me"

>>376067485

shut up dukat.png

Zelda 2 > all

>>376064514
>shit talks Klingons right to their face
>get's his ass kicked
>"You have multiple fractures, a broken tibia and lacerations everywhere"
>"Yes, but I did manage to toss a few poignant insults to their ego, the damage of which they will be feeling for years to come, I'm sure"

If anything Garak did everything RIGHT

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can we just have a star trek thread and not talk about gay console shit

>>376070350
Can't remember this one, did they go to a Nazi planet like the gangster planet or was this a time travel thing.

>>376070087
This nigga knows what's up.

>>376063767
I have never played a zelda game, what I've seen I've never really been blown away by.
Did I have to play it at the time they came out to get it?

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>>376063767
i didn't play BOTW but its on the switch so it instantly loses.

>>376070564

nazi planet

i think it was also the one with the not-Americans

>>376064710
We'll see who lost a battle with time when he's the last one standing.

>>376066689
I'm not gonna let this just slide by

>>376063767
TNG the worst Trek.

>>376070919
You're the worst trek you fuck

>>376068015
Is it time to post that video again?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIGxMENwq1k

>>376063767
i haven't played BotW but it's shit OOT is better

>>376070919
>>376070974
TNG is hard to go back to after finishing DS9.

OOT was fantastic for its time, but Breath of The Wild beats it objectively in every area.

I'd even argue it beats it in dungeon design. There were so many new and interesting challenges in shrines. Playing Find the Wall Eye Switch got old.

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>>376071124
lel

>>376070919
Voyager and ENT were a fucking tedious train wreck that was so bad you could actually look away and not give a shit about anyone involved.

>>376071109
I think it's around the same as DS9, sucks at the start then everyone starts getting comfortable in thier roles.

Although, when DS9's writing gets better it gets fucking excellent where TNG just kinda gets good.

>>376070849
I thought that was the cold war gone hot planet where WWIII made everyone live 800 years or some shit and the pledge of allegiance was some holy sacred prayer

>>376063767

barclay looks like a fuckin virgin,

fuck off broccoli

>>376064643
>doesn't stand much as a captain
>gul dukat, one of the most powerful cardassian's in history considers him a sworn enemy

>>376064627
Kirk and TOS is shit

>>376066754
>game is so bad you gotta brainwash people into liking it
That episode was prophetic

>>376066847
killing tuvix was not only just it was necessary

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>>376066689
>Computer, initiate holodeck program Gulliver's Travels
>replace the standard Brobdingnagian women with to-scale replicas of Deanna Troi and Beverly Crusher
>load in my mountain climbing gear
>Disengage safety protocols

>This will never be your life

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>>376063767
WW>all

>>376066413
It'd take an eternity to learn this mess of an OS

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>>376072016
AND THERE IT IS.

SHITTING UP EVERY ZELDA THREAD

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>>376071109
>>376071525
Shut it, nerds. I'll fuck you up. You cannot even compare TOS, TNG and DS9. They all bring different things to the table and are all excellent.

>>376071845
Dukat just wanted someone to play with.

>>376072016
hmmm...

>>376072016
The more I think about it, the more I realize this game is absolute garbage

>>376065372
cunt

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>>376063767
>Its a 'Kirk watches 21st century hollywood media and forces the klingons to intervene to stop him being so fucking autistic' Episode

>>376064809
THIS THREAD HAS NO HONOR

>>376067485
Bridge Commander is pretty dope, Dukat

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>>376067232
>When Worf actually gets to fire that proton torpedo spread

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>>376064334
good taste but he's only second best

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>>376072378

>>376067485
I didn't mind the Star Trek movie game that was an Uncharted rip-off, but that's just me.

>Star Trek is about exploration and diplomacy and other sorts of utopian shit
>Entertaining, but my favorite stuff from trek is the Dominion War arc and a handful of TNG episodes (Measure of a Man, The Drumhead, The Wounded, Tapestry)
I don't know what I want out of sci fi. I don't really like Star Wars. Too much Jedi shit and the space battles are boring.
Also, Why couldn't one of the Enterprises be a carrier? If space is gonna be an ocean, why not make it a WWII ocean?

>>376063767

Ocarina of Time was one of the first 3d rendered RPG's and Puzzle game that also backed up its gameplay with a compelling story.

To say that Breath of the Wild is better is like saying Modern San Francisco is better simply because its shinier, rather then the first settlement of San Francisco made by people who clawed it from a howling wilderness and built something that was not there and existed only in dreams.

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>>376070350

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>>376073045

>>376073108
What you probably want is Battlestar Galactica, which was headed by a former Star Trek writer under the premise "let's make a show that absolutely shits on Voyager and Berman because fuck those guys"

>>376073387
I could not stand that show because of "Frack" and the silly camera shaking/zooming

>>376071897
Are we living in the best or worst timeline?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-D-CowBL-s

They're both shit. And Star Trek is shit compared to Stargate.

>>376073108

This is my biggest beef with Star Trek. Its a great premise, but it lacks the Antagonist. They have episodic Antagonists, but never any real season wide arcing threats that they have to deal with.

Part of what makes Q so iconic is because he is literally the only threat that shows up across seasons and Star Trek versions.

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>>376073604
artisanal bait

>>376073747
>They have episodic Antagonists, but never any real season wide arcing threats that they have to deal with.

DS9 had precisely that.

>>376073604

Just so long as you don't count the Stargate seasons after they kill Anubis.

>>376073894
The episode where they all pitch TV shows will always be a favorite for me, just because of how dumb it was.

>>376073890

DS9 did to a point, but it was never an active presence. More of the looming danger, only much worse then the handling of the White Walkers in Game of Thrones. I suppose this is why the Dominion War is considered so epic because for a few episodes shit hits the fan and you get a pay off for so much blue balling.

>>376064283
>>376064040

No no BOTW, LTTP, OOT

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They're both overrated.

>>376065372
>

>>376072016
Is this a special retard mode or is the game really like that?

>>376063767

based Barclay

Best character development ever.

After Garak, of course.

>>376076318
Garak had character development?

>>376076472

Yeah, he was originally going to be a one-off character but he was so based they wrote him into the show big time.

Then the actor that played as him wrote a book about what happens to him after DS9 ended.

Quite possibly the best character in any TV series ever.

>>376064243
this is the best holodeck episode, of course I don't want safety protocols

>>376076781
>Then the actor that played as him wrote a book about what happens to him after DS9 ended.
Don't we know this? He helps bring Voyager back.

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Anyone remember that time Riker murdered two people?

>>376077496
The clone of a person's genetic material is property of that person until such time as it can act as an independent sentient being (for example, Thomas). Riker was simply destroying property that was stolen without his consent.

>>376074732
The man who directed that game thinks octoroks in Zelda 1 are too hard, and later made sure to add giant inflatable eyeballs to all the bosses of Majora's Mask.

You decide.

>>376065372
vidya gaems

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>>376077634
That's pretty flimsy, especially since he couldn't know they weren't just sleeping. The clone guys even call him a murderer. The evidence stands against Riker.

>>376077993
>The clone guys even call him a murderer.
That's because they're clones trying to create new people by cloning other people against their consent. Of course they're going to say it's murder, that doesn't mean they're right.

It's basically a different type of abortion, and in fact that episode got criticized by anti-abortion nutcases for that reason. And clearly Federation law disagrees with that position, seeing how Riker never suffered any consequences and nobody other than the clone people even batted an eye when he did it, even the doctor who's supposed to care for all life.

>>376066754
It's basically pokemon GO's gameplay.

>>376078241
I'd chalk all that up to bad writing. Also, abortion IS murder.

>>376078545
>Also, abortion IS murder.
That's cute /pol/, but this is a Star Trek thread. They don't believe in crazy nonsense like that.

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>>376077634
>>376078241
I'm on to you prettyboy, I'm bringing you in for murder of your own clone and attempting to sex my waifu.

>>376064361
If you are pic related than I disagree.

>>376078689
Bajoran law =/= Federation law. Note how the Bajorans are a bunch of crazy right-wing religious fanatics, of course they're going to have a backward and idiotic view of things.

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>>376078689
She's too young for you, Odo

Wait a couple of years

Shame Enterprise got wrapped up after only four seasons, with a terrible finale to boot.

>>376073747

>Q
>threat

Did you miss something, he was always vouching for Humanity from the sidelines.

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>>376078925
>all those great planned episodes for season 5
>that HNNNNNGGG NX-01 Refit

We really should have gotten a fifth season

>>376079260
Q would be a good DM.

>>376077496

westley only murdered half the crew with his machines

>>376064710

Dat dad bod tho

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>Leeta

>my dick when

>>376079632
That feel when we'll never see that ship in canon

>>376073079

How was he a real guy in the mirror universe

It just doesn't make any sense

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>>376081405

>>376063767
They're all shit except for BOTW and TP

Twilight Princess is the best. Come at me.

>>376081546
This anon is correct. Close the thread

>>376064040
First post best post

WW>BOTW>TP>ALBW>OOT>MM>>>>>>everything else

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>ywn wreck the Klingons.

>>376065372

Dude, please don't make me do this

>>376081730
>ywn wreck 7 of 9

>>376073578
What is it about Star Trek that's so fun to watch? Granted I've only ever watched TOS and TNG, and while I'd never consider myself a Trekkie, I'd still consider the franchise very solid television.

>>376065372
This is the only example of this meme I have ever laughed at

>>376066847

I can't believe Pat had a problem with them killing Tuvix. I remember seeing this episode in my teens and cheering when they murdered the fucker

>>376081828
>I'd still consider the franchise very solid television
>What is it about Star Trek that's so fun to watch?

what did he mean by this

>>376067485

Legit question, ARE there any good Trek games?

>>376081828
It's fun episodic sci-fi entertainment that mixes pulp and profundity in equal measures.

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anyone want a drink? im a good listener

vaginan

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>>376081805
Fuck

>>376081828
The focus on "plot of the week" stories means you can disregard the shitty episodes and focus on the good episodes, which skews your perspective. Star Trek has a lot of absolute garbage, but you can safely ignore almost all of it.

>>376082012
Everything published by Activision except for one shitty PS1 game, both "* Academy" games, and the two TOS games off the top of my head. And there's also some that are in the "love it or hate it" category, like that DS9 console game and STO.

Pretty much everything post-Activision is garbage though, aside from maybe STO depending on your opinion of it.

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>>376082109
>yfw no Guinan in your life

Where can I get a friend like her?

>>376082012
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yG73i6U2tSQ

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>>376082279
we're here 4 u

>>376082120

She was hotter as a Borg

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Darmok and Jalad At Tanagra

>>376082583
Zelda, when Link fell

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who /jellico/ here

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>>376082958
Best Captain.

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>>376065372

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computer, can i get a print out of oyster smiling

>>376065372
flotunga nicta

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>>376065372

>>376083141
>jellyco's elaborate negotiating tactics against the cardassians

>>376083442
>I'm not really a massive asshole I'm just pretending

>>376083141
What's with the children's drawings on the wall there?

>>376083583
>childrens drawings
Ill have you know that jellico was an artist ahead of his time

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>>376083141

Ahem.

>>376078664
Sup tumblr.

>>376083813
Maxwell did nothing wrong
Gas the Cardies race war now

BOTW is not only the best zelda, its the best GAME ever made.

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Computer..i said 56 unique posters

loved tng and ds9, barely got through voyager should I bother with enterprise?

>>376083937
You have to be very selective with which episodes of Enterprise you watch because there's a lot of shitty ones and even more that are just plain boring and irrelevant, but if you can find a guide there's enough episodes to be worth it, especially in the fourth season.

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>tfw your autism ravaged brother stops you having hot energy monster pussy

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>>376084082
.... If you had used a contraction in that sentence, I might have suspected you were lore. I'll head back to the bridge now.

>>376068201
Season 5 sucks balls. The films and spin offs also mostly suck balls.

>TOS is on TV
>they redid all the space scenes with CGI
what the fuck it looks horrid

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>>376084032
Kind of like voyager then. Thanks

>>376084379
It looks fine, and I'm a TOSfag

>>376067485
>he hasn't played BSD Trek

>>376084471
it's just too jarring

80% of the scenes look like they're from the 60's while the other 20% looks like 90's era CGI

>>376083937
General consensus is season 1 and 2 are Voyager tier but 3 and 4 are pretty good.

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DS9 > TNG > VOY > TOS >>>>> ENT

>>376082583
GANON, WHEN THE PYRAMID FELL
LINK, HIS TRIFORCE UNCOVERED

>>376084241
Shut up Wesley, no one likes you.

>>376063767
Objectively, mechanically Breath of the Wild is superior, because it's overall gameplay is more refined, smoother and modern, narrative wise it's more complex, and visually it's not even a discussion.

But in terms of significance, OOT is objectively superior, because at the time there was little, if anything like it, whereas Open World is the name of todays game.

>>376086657
ENT is bearable if you cherry pick the episodes like VOY

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Now I am Locutus of XBOX. I am the beginning, the end, the one who is many.
Resistance is futile. Your life as it has been, is over. From this time forward, you will service us. Dissolve your hard drives, lower your controllers and surrender your Nintendos.
We will add your biological and cultural distinctiveness to our own. Your people and their habits will be assimilated.
We are the XBOX.. Resistance as you know it is over.

We won't turn you into an HALODRONE. You're much too valuable to us with your individuality intact, people of /v/. But you've left humanity behind. Try to abandon their petty emotions as well. Fear... anger... vanity... They've corrupted you. But the damage can be repaired.

Look at our assimilated titles: They've left behind their trivial, selfish lives, and they've been reborn with a greater purpose. We've delivered them from chaos into order.

We have drawn our power from thousands of developers across thousands of regions, since long before you were created, but now, they are all MICROSOFT

You question us about LIONHEAD STUDIOS, but their biological and technological distinctiveness was unremarkable. They were unworthy of assimilation; Why assimilate a species that would detract from perfection? Sentiment. Compassion, guilt, empathy - they're irrelevant.
We only wish to raise quality of entertainment for all gamers.
Why do you resist?


We've come to make you an offer: join the Microsoft community and we'll spare 4chan. This offer is non-negotiable. You like having friends, don't you? Assimilation turns us all into friends. In fact, it brings us so close together, we can hear each other's posts.

>>376086657
Swap ToS with Voyager and I might agree with you.

I consider TLoZ (NES) to be the best, since if that one tanked, we probably wouldn't have gotten any others in the series.

Majora's Mask or bust

>>376068201
It's sad.

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>>376087553

>>376087553
>join the Microsoft community and we'll spare 4chan.
>no more 4chin, mass autist suicide
>carry on not supporting Microsoft
This is where the XBOX fucked up. It's literally a win/win.
How could they ever think we'd fall for something like this?

>>376065372
jesus fucking christ

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Captain, I have noticed a strange pattern in our casualty reports. Crewmen whose children interacted with Lieutenant Barcley within the preceeding 24 hours are 63.13% more likely to suffer fatalities than those who didn't. However, there are no recorded fatalities for crewmen whose children interacted with Spot at any time on this vessel's voyage. I propose Spot confers some kind of "immunity" to them. Until we are able to investigate this phenomenon further, as a precaution we should require everyone else on board to interact with Spot. Possible interactions could be petting him, or telling him he is a good kitty.

>>376094006
Spot.
SPOT.
You are a, good kitty

>>376065372
Error, I am unable to comply. I do not have a biological mother.

All right you Star Trek nerds, it's time to go now.

I wish there was an infinite amount of good TNG episodes. I was very sad when I finished watching it. DS9 was good but it wasn't the same.

i never played botw, so oot is better

>>376094205
Spot
Spot
You are disrupting my ability to work
Spot
Spot
Vamoose ya little varmint
Spot
Hier ist unten, unten ist gut
Spot
*meow*
Spot
Vamoose ya little fuck
Spot

>>376065569
LOCK

>>376063767
>Computer, scan all ancient internet records of the website 4chan, specifically the board known as "/v/"
>create an old 21st century computer that simulates a connection to the old internet, connect the computer to /tv/ and simulate the board as if it were just after the release of the classic 2012 film "The Dark Knight Rises"
>lastly, upload JPG format images of the character "Bane" to my computer, and simulate new anonymous reactions based on my posts
>Computer, disengage memeing protocols
>>371095209
>computer, create holographic simulation of Counselor Troi's digestive tract
>enlarge by 800%
>pull up records of Counselor Troi's last recorded meal
>"Counselor Troi's last meal was Spaghetti Bolognese, Lieutenant"
>cover my body in it
>computer, simulate the course Counselor Troi's meal took through her digestive system
>as I complete each stage of the digestive tract, increase the simulation of Counselor Troi's sexual desire two fold
>"Will that be all, lieutenant?"
>no, also create a toilet bowl large enough for an adult human male to sit in
>disengage safety protocols on my mark.
>...
>mark

>>376087553
>assimilated into singular hive mind
>has a unique name
>refers to himself as "I"

what did they mean by this?

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>>376095327

>>376095327
What did they mean by this?!

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So this is the power of Star Trek

>>376065372
arhdfhdasf

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>>376082583

>>376095327
Am I weird that I never had any sexual attraction to either of them, ever? Like, I can definitely see both Daxes, Seven, T'Pol, even Kira, but neither Crusher nor Troi ever did anything for me.

>>376065372