Why are scorpion characters always superior in vidya to their

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Because they're rad.

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And also because they're superior in real life.

Mum I maek thred agn

>>376046980
>bumping threads you don't like

>>376046958
>that precision
>OHKO
post more

>>376046207
Tail makes the difference

Fuck off. Not another scorpionfag thread.

>claws
>armor
>stinger

How can spidercucks compete?

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>>376046207
>stupid fucking bug
>getting cucked by superior mammals
pick both

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>>376047538
>*blocks your path*
Say that to my face fucker not online and see what happens

>>376046958
Thanks I was about to post this exact one

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0c-CxtpuZY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9RJuOpBtvY
>spidercucks

>>376046207
Because on real life, scorpions are natural predators against spiders.
That means for spiders, there is pretty much no choice besides run when face a scorpion if it want to survive.

Biology 101.

Because they're literally superior in every way
>claws to pin and immobilize
>stinger positioned perfectly to repeatedly stab shit that's stuck with the claws
>armor protecting literally everything

>>376046958
that sucks man, tarantulas are pretty chill too.

>>376047627
I'd say it to your face but you're a fucking fossil you dumb fucking bug.

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>>376047498
>>376048105
Success breeds jealousy.

>>376048140
God damn those pincers are amazing

Tarantula's are overrated tb.h
Even mantids which are 3 times as small can kill them

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2q4j47

>>376047864
>So heavy for their size they can't climb worth shit.

All of the videos and webms posted will feature enclosures less than one square foot in size and nowhere for the opponent to maneuver around the scorpion.

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>>376046207
I can't think of many spider/scorpion counterparts, but I have to say this girl's pretty lame compared to Quelaag.

>>376046207
what the fuck is a spider supposed to do against a scorpion? shoot web at its eyes?

>>376048271
I dunno I guess it depends on the species but the scorpion shown in>>376047761
Seemed to climb that glass fairly easily with the help of its tail

>>376048271
>muh manueverability
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1UUm-teMLI

>>376048271
also no web weaving spiders. pretty sure the black widow wins.

>>376048389
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nK6l4GA33V0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtUO3snTOEc

>>376048378
>anime fights but with bugs

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>>376046958

>>376046207
>scorpion characters
name five (4) characters
hard mode: no mortal kombat

>>376048531
huh, i stand corrected. i am with scorpion now.

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>>376048643
o fug
>>376048681
The Scorpion from Deadly Creatures
The Scorpion(s) from Animal Kaiser
The Scorpion from Combat of Giants: Mutant Insects
The Scorpion from the Spiderman games

1000 YEAR OLD ARACHNID

>>376048531
>>376048389
Black Widows are only notable because their name has connotations for human society. As spiders they're kind of overrated.

>>376048378
And it's telling that the fight ended with no victor. What's the point you were attempting to make?

>>376048378
>haha lets make silly voices for the bugs and give them emotions

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdYmd1U7k94
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdYmd1U7k94
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdYmd1U7k94
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdYmd1U7k94
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdYmd1U7k94

SCORPION-FAGS COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY BTFO THE FUCK OUT

HOLY SHIT

ESTIMATED RECOVERY: NEVER

>>376047327
Didn't say I dislike it you fag.
Have another one.

Crustaceans>Scorps>Spiderz

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>>376048854
>it's another beetlefag gets uppity episode

>>376048887
>crustaceans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rxn2cUbLJBo

>>376048854
and here's the beetlefags coming to ruin another good thread

>>376048907
this is just morbid

>>376048907
>fighting against bugs that have no means of attack but pushing stuff around
oh boy that sure was a fair fight

Do we need bug fight threads every fucking day now?

>Japanese Bug fights
What the fuck man.

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hello

>>376049083
Want a scorpion BTFOing a predator beetle? Here you go.
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b38_1409882682

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Do you see this human boy? that's right i fucked your girl, and you're going to raise this monster her while i fuck your woman

>>376048854
>lowly beetle can beat gay-ass tail this ez

>>376049218
>grappling the pincers
shit nigger what are you doing

>>376049094
Yes would you rather have cool bug threads or 10 more of those new enemies threads popping up now?

>>376049189
Say hello to Yog Sothot and the elder gods for me

>>376048290
There is a way to fuck this?
I want

Arthropods are soulless shits, Earth belongs to the vertebrates, sub-animal cancer needs to fucking leave.

>>376046958
Spiderfags BTFO

>>376049395
>new enemies
New meme*

>>376049432
tarantulas are cool as fuck dude, they are basically pets

>>376048793
Fucking brutal.

>>376049553
>all those vids of people handling huge ass tarantulas with ease
God I wish I could buy one

>>376049432
>implying

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>>376048854
This makes me genuinely curious.

The bug that has scorpions in it's environment naturally goes for the tail immediately to immobilize it and cut it off. How common are scorpion encounters for the other bugs/arachnids in this thread? I'd be interesting if environmental conditioning helped bugs know how to react to a scorpion.

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>>376048907
Literally knifing the poor fuck at the end

>>376049429

If we keep it realistic to fuck a scorpion you kinda hold their pincers, dance for a bit, jizz on the floor, and put her over it.

Bring a trident to pin her tail first.

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>>376050024
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4kAnM_2FAo
>dancing, kissing and handholding
And some people think scorpions are soulless.

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>>376049432
>sub-animal
>arthropod

>>376049976
talk shit get hit

>>376050154
How lewd!

>>376046958
Tarantulas are the lowest tier spider tho. Put the scorpion against a funnel web at least.

>>376049002
hey man there's nothing wrong with beetles, we can co-exist

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>>376050556
Scorpions are lewd but they're also very motherly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cX0dzVDaK4U

>>376046207
>Why

Scorpions have tougher skin, claws, and a stinger.
Most spiders have nothing that beats that.

Scorpionfags, please leave
/v/ is a superior beetle board, take your shit back to /d/ or /b/ or wherever you fucks came from

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>>376051214
Refer to >>376048907

>>376050024
>dance for a bit, jizz on the floor
I can do that.
>and put her over it.
Not sure about this since she's so big.

Because one is an eight-legged bug

The other is an eight-legged bug with a motherfucking poison lance

>>376051338
>cherrypicking a terribly staged fight
https://youtu.be/TdYmd1U7k94

>>376046207
Because oversized spiders are a shit video game meme. Scorpions are formidable foes and well designed.

>>376051518
>beetlecucks can't handle losing and damage control by posting staged pro-beetle propaganda
Refer to >>376048907 >>376049218

>>376051586
>posting obviously edited videos where the beetle gets gimped everytime they cut
https://youtu.be/eBNi8hF7AtA

>>376051737
>beetlecucks can't handle losing and post staged fights in retaliation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7l6Lg1PxkV4
It's time to take out the trash.

>>376048140
BIG

>>376046707
I really, really, really like this picture

>>376050965
adorable
and disguisting

>>376046207
Tbh spiders are utter shit. Literally satanic but in the disgusting kind of way.
Also they lack memes. At least scorpions have the radiation meme.

>>376052028
Me too! Save it, it's all yours my friend

>>376051737
>scorpionfags btfo THIS hard as soon as they get a decent opponent
laughing out loud right now

>>376052302
>beetlefags resorting to samefagging due to butthurt from getting BTFO after trying to be uppity
:^)

>>376052371
>scorpionfag accusing OTHERS of samefagging
laughing EXTREMELY loud right now

>>376048219
Tarantulas are massively overrated because they are the type of spider that provoke the most spontaneous disgust in humans. As predators they're shit.

>GOD TIER
scorpions

>MEDIOCRE TIER
beetles

>WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING TIER
spiders

will spiders ever level up their game?
shit's getting boring

>>376052474
>beetlefag tu quoque damage control because their shitty beetles got btfo short of cherrypicked battles

>>376046207
Why the fuck do you keep making these threads? We've had the same fucking thread over 7 times in the past two weeks

>>376052670
>scorpionfag accusing OTHERS about cherrypicked battles
can't laugh any louder right now

>>376052841
>beetlefag damage control
daily reminder scorpions are worth millions in money from just their venom while beetles are worth dog shit

>>376048907
>friendly_fire:on.webm

>>376052652
what about hornets and ants?

i thought this was /an/, then i remembered i was actually on /v/ looking for a good thread to lurk.

>>376052906
>m-muh venom!
laughing my ASS off right now

okay no more memes now
I've seen 4 different grappling-able beetles (the ones having an actual chance) vs scorpions I think, and the result is 2-2 so far

>>376053219
>implying scorpions vs bugs threads aren't the best threads in /vee/ lately

>>376048854
BEETLED

>>376053298
>implying scorpions vs bugs threads aren't the best threads in /vee/ lately
not when you start seeing the same three videos over and over

>>376053009
Hornets are mediocre.
Ants are demigod tier.

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Games need more scorpions.

>>376053009
>>376053408
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ruqhgz8x7pg

>>376053501
>cherrypicked battles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNA2Aj0Fx2A

>>376049002
>waaah! you are only supposed to post videos where I win

>>376053501
>scorpion-fags btfo over and over
>even by shitty irrelevant as hell wasps

GOD DAMN SON

Someone post the stag beetle instantly bisecting that poor hornet,

>>376046958
The only thing I've seen beat the scorpion is the stag beetle, cracked it down the middle like it was cracking a walnut, fucking brutal

>>376053009
>>376053921
>hornets
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ed4_1411164238

>>376054014
Let me see this.

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>>376053896
>beetlefags are this desperate for anti-scorpion victories
Success breeds jealousy.

>>376054104
WOW nice victory in that picture scorpion-bro
that tiny ass wasp sure was hard to beat huh

>>376054031
will scorpionfags ever top this?

>but muh venom!
come on now

>>376054234
Not really, although I could see why a beetlefag would think fighting tiny ass wasps are so hard.

>>376054416
nah, beetles always, ALWAYS aim higher

see
>>376054031

>>376054550
>>376053609
Oh and hey look the scorpion didn't have the advantage in having a small as fuck arena barely big enough for the two opponents. :^)
Also that desire to aim higher didn't work out so well for them in
>>376048907
>>376051338

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pr4Oo3T2yYQ

>>376054791
>non-grappling beetles
Come on now, might as well fight a stone sitting motionless on the ground.
They still had balls though.

That was a close one for the scorpion 2bh, the wasp almost got him by the tail.

Gotta go, keep thread alive you fags.

>>376055613
>but muh grappling
>>376049218

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>>376054031
>that pose at the end
What a boss.

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>>376048907
He's literally shaking

>>376048976
I want to witness mantis shrimp vs emperor scorpion

>>376050737
Ah your right I've always loved the Hercules beetles those horns are amazing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjMI4u8wVBU
Scorpions a cute

>>376056023
That'd literally be the whole /k/ pasta about that old gun
>boom crash faggot inside house
>shoot him, watch as he sails across the street with a hole in his chest
>have to relocate shoulder and get a new door but it was worth it

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Mantis shrimp is a meme, he only has any power underwater.

>>376056410
Their punch power comes from cavitation bubbles formed in water though, there'd be no such equivalent for them on land.

>>376056756
Like the Aquaman of the arthropod world.

>>376056767
I don't know enough about them besides those super punches I assume you'd need some pretty fucking powerful/fast punches to do that to the water itself, could they still atleast utilize that speed on land just without the super water explosions?

>>376046958
not fair, tarants can shoot ass hairs so it should've been ass first

>>376057297
Ass hairs ain't gonna do much to armor unless it gets a lucky hit on a weak spot or the eyes

>>376047765
Is this true? I don't know what the fuck scorpions eat.

>>376057198
The biggest ones can break glass apparently.

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Can they beat mantises?

>>376057443
Jesus giant mantis shrimp mech when?

>>376057503
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDIoPVL-Yt4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7q5AdULdtvw
Yes.

>>376046958
these things are so lame. Putting two bugs in a box outside of their natural habitat is always going to produce a lame, one-sided fight. Those two beetles fighting in Planet Earth is worth more than all of these nip bug boxes put together.

>>376057605
>>376057503
Fuck man, imagine how fucking terrifying it is to be a small vertebrate in a world full of fucking monstrous insects.

Nature is fucking real...

>>376057605
Someone wanna translate those stats they gave them? We could have another one of those choose your shrimp threads but with bugs

>>376046958

>ONEE PAAAUNCH

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>>376058145
I was actually making a choose your bug fighter one, here's a WIP on aesthetics of the stats and shit and portrait size for each bug.

>>376058293
Kick ass can't wait to see it completed

Guys we all know when it comes to bugs, ants are the end all be all.

>>376057443
>>376057536
actually, divers are warned about mantis shrimp because a hit from them can break your bones, particularly the smaller ones like the ribs and fingers.

>>376058619
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3YiF-SXyck
>this kills the antfag

>>376058619
>woooooowww it took 3 million of you to kill me
But yeah ants are fucking scary

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>>376058619
this

>>376058732
Its like a literal fucking Pokémon at this point I know they based one off of them already but still

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNNtdPbtnUU
:^)

>>376059290
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vltDbSwwiEo

>>376059290
Yet again scorpion fags with hand picked fights and prepared battlefields, drop by my anthill and see what happens fagget.

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