Best Mass Effect man, coming through. >total bro >can

>>375970894

Most of the human companions are lack luster in mass effect

gaaaaaaaay

>>375970894
What was his name again?

SLAB BULKHEAD

>>375971063
James Vega

>>375971156
LOL

>>375971063
Hot Spic Rick

>>375970994
>lego house isn't all the same color
This is making me upset. Real life houses aren't sporadically made up of different colored bricks!

>>375971208
HAHAHAAHAHAAHAHA FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG

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>>375970994
fuck

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>>375971228

>>375970994
>bowl of eggs
10/10

>>375971063
Blast Hardcheese

>>375971323
... Can we re-enact this img?

I'm Scott though.

>>375970894

It's amazing that Dude McLarge was actually one of the best squad members in ME3. Is it because everyone else was shit?

>>375971156
HAHA

>>375971481
>Jif

Is this implying that Jif is the peanut butter brand for autists? I like Jif...

>>375971485
Because he had an actual personality

>>375971063
Strong Buffmeat

>>375971481
The muppet can stay, it gets me harder

>>375971481
>D.va head in background

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>>375971481
I don't know if this should be a new fetish for me.

>>375971323
Maybe your house isn't, but mine is. Fucking contractors

>>375971562
I think it's saying that peanut butter is a juvenile thing to eat like chicken tendies.

>>375971685
>want to return mega blox
She has her priorities straight and is living the life. I envy her.

>>375971063
Sqauts McLargeHuge
Beefs McWheyFart
Juice McBackZits

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>>375971736

>>375971685
Aw nice, is that Card Captors?

>>375970894

I can't believe that people didn't like Thicc Irongunt

>>375971757

There is literally nothing wrong with eating peanut butter.

>>375970994
>>375971481
>>375971685
>>375971825
Imagine, getting so angry at something that you do this.

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>>375971485
Garrus and Tali were still great.

Kaiden and Ashley basically had to become the same person at that point though. And I kind of preferred Edi when she was witty tech support.

>>375971156

>implying Shepard would be taken by surprise
>implying he wouldn't stab her through the face with his omni blade.

>>375971063

Jacked Vega

>>375971685
>You will never have a cute developmentally retarded wife

>>375971930
Those don't look like they came out of a place of anger to me

No but seriously why wasn't he the gay option? Every gay pairing in mass effect have been completely terrible.

>>375971481
what's the significance of peanut butter here?

>>375971930
Wait what was the thread topic about? I don't actually care.

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>>375972023

>>375971063
Billy Beaner

>>375971902
Hello Sara

>>375972117
It's yummy and she likes yummy things

>>375972021
Tfw guys dont want a relationship with a low selfesteem girl with aspergers. They jus want a hookup. Feels bad.

>>375972023
Something about the thread triggered the poster. Does he hate Mass Effect this much?

>>375972117
I dunno, maybe it's about Mass Effect, you dipshit.

>>375971825
>>375971481
>>375970994
>>375971685
what am I even looking at here

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>>375970894
>TFW You couldn't slam Vega's caramel bubble butt

>>375971156
>>375971379
So we just going to ignore Sheploo's retard grin from ME2?

>>375972421
Yes, post more autistic Sara

>>375971825
what the fuck is wrong with his dick

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>>375972318
Wait, she has a good point

>>375970894

Steele McBoulderpecs

>gay garrus romance never ever
IT'S NOT FAIR

Looks like Mass Effect is another series we can't talk about on /v/ anymore without someone throwing an autistic fit and spamming badly-made porn.

Could Shepard take Alec Ryder with the AI in his head?

>>375972051
I'd rather have Garrus as the gay option.
Or that salarian guy in the new game.

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>>375971930
What are you talking about, it's the greatest expression of love femRyder could receive.

>>375972501
Most cocks bend one direction or the other. It's common to bend upwards

Mine goes back, and to the left. Back and to the left.

>>375972006
It sucks how lazy they were with 3 in terms of Squadmates. No one from ME2 was useable. And best krogan Wrex was forever doomed to be a background character

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>>375972645
she is pure

>>375970994
Is she literally autistic in the game? This is a serious question. I wouldn't put it past Bioware.

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>>375972051
He wasn't an option at all.Neither Hetero nor Homo.Beside the joke romance in the Citadel DLC i guess where femshep can quite literally daterape Strongarm McBeeffist.

>>375972714
it's not the angle, look at the girth
like it belongs to mister fantastic

>>375972776
She's Bioware quirky.

>>375972318
What is it with autists and Legos?

>>375972318
>sanic

How to get /fit/? I need to put on weight to make gains and break free from my skeleton mode

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>>375972776
You decide.

Sara's cryo was broken.
Don't be a bully
Its not her fault

>>375972978
train hard
eat big
get big

>>375972956
>She even wants to return the megablocks

Its fun to create stuff, the colors make it lots funner.

>>375972318
>that autism acrostic
sniggered.

>>375972714
Mine's straight as an arrow.

>>375972880
There is a curved cutaway in the comic. If you can't figure out what's going on you have brain damage

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>>375972318

>>375973261
guess i'll go play with my legos

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>>375973130
SWAMPED

>>375973171
That's fine too. Penises come in lots of shapes and sizes. They are all ok and someone who truly loves you won't care about things you may be insecure about. I hope you have a nice day. Be good ok.

Is "Autistic Sara" the reaction to every Mass Effect thread on /v/ now? Is it done out of dislike for the series? Can any discussion of the series occur here anymore?

>>375972978
My cousin is stuck in this mode. He eats a lot of times, too. AND he's sedentary.
Your metabolism is too fast. There's really NOTHING you can do right now. Just get older and it might slow down.

>>375972978
Eat big
Get big
Lift big

go get em tiger

>>375973405
It's really cool because it isn't deformed.

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>>375973418
Sara is pure.If you want real MEA discussion i suggest r/masseffect for you.

>>375973601
So, no, we can't discuss Mass Effect here because of shitposting and stupidity.

>>375973282
The only thing that bothered me about this story was "LEGOs."

>>375973418
You're welcome to discuss the worthwhile entries in the series.

>>375973130
>that receeding chin
Why would anyone make an intentionally unattractive character while also making it romanceable? Surely it can't be the "so quirky" personality

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>>375973683
/v/ obviously isn't ready to emrabce masterpieces like Andromeda yet.

>>375971063
Big McLargehuge

>>375973683
Just go to the general.

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>>375973683
What's there to discuss?

>>375973683

Take your ass to /vg/ then?

If that fails maybe the Bioware forums are back up. They'll like your kind there.

>>375974708
>everyone leaves /v/ for /vg/ because autists and faggots and retards won't allow video game discussion here
>/v/ dies

Is that their ultimate goal?

>>375973683
>MUH SAFE SPACE!!

>>375975136
>go to another board if you want to talk about video games, we don't talk about those on this video game board!

If you don't want to talk about games then why are YOU here?

>>375971063
Flint Ironstag.

>>375975181

>/v/ still alive 5+ years after /vg/ was created

Hello newfriend

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Sexy sexy man.

>>375975826
Good Christ has it really been that long?

>>375970894
>always get this body type when I lift
>will never be a cute sexy fit twink

feelsbadman

>>375976289
Do the next best thing and get a twink boyfriend

>>375976289
I wish I had your problem.

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>>375971156
I swear this gets me every time.

>>375972714
JFK REFERENCES ON FLEEK

>>375970894
Raping him and then forcing him to make me breakfast was great

>>375972282
wtf im downloading grindr now

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>>375970894
>not a romance option
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU BIOFUCK

>>375970894
>ew
>ew
>ew
>ew
no

>>375980772
Too male for you?

>>375970894
he's a butterface

>>375971063
SKIP GAMEPLAY

Is ME:A even worth pirating?

>>375970894
His face is just too ugly. Even Kaidan looks better