>No God of War rebooted playing as Muhammad on a conquest

This thread again.

Why do you people like getting other peoples threads and reposting them ad nauseum

>game is made and released
>Instantly destroyed with a plane 9/11 style

oh boy here we go again

>>375948781
I think the Silent Hill series had a worse reboot but, I could be wrong

>>375949008
your're probly a fat pussy faggot.

>>375948938
Islamic third worlders wouldn't be able to handle our uncensored games sadly.

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>>375948781
>why do keep making this same thread over and over again?? you are fucking retard

>>375949591
Learn when to green text you Hungarian dumb ass.

>>375948781
>What other series had failed reboots?

Your threads.

It was actually Halid bin al-Walid under command of Abu Bakr r.a. who did the most conquests. Prophet Muhammad gave him the name saif al-Allah, which essentially means "Sword of God" because of that.

>>375949728
>Halid bin al-Walid


But, no one cares about this guy

>>375948781

Yeah, and little Aisha should be a sidekick, and at the end of the game she turns 9 years old.

>>375949701
why would I even bother learning something thats completely useless

>>375949591
POO :)

>>375950021
>useless
How's first grade sweetie?

>>375950021
triggered third worlder confirmed

>>375948781
>God of War
>Play as a prophet
That's not how it works.

>>375951293
Hes doing it for Allah the war god.
It doesn't

Kratos wasn't a god at the start either.

>>375951585
does*

phone

>>375951585
Mohammed never becomes a god. He doesn't do shit after he dies in the lore either. Jesus is still the Messiah in the Islamic mythos. He just isn't Divine.

>>375948781
DELET THIS

>>375952759
who cares.

He doesn't have to its a fucking video game.
The game title can have mutable meanings

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>>375948781
Aisha best waifu.

FISABILILAH

>>375948781
>you will never be a prophet who is constantly covered in semen that your child bride has to wash out of your clothing every day

Why live.

>>375952831
>>375953049
was she the 8 year old?

>>375953250
Majority of hadith say 9, a few say 10 years when marriage started.

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>>375953250

>>375949014
There has been never a reboot on Silent Hill series, just a spin-off.

>>375953393
>>375953448
Jesus Christ

>>375953587
Don't forget that Christian god raped and impregnated underage girl too.

>>375953250
>>375953393
>>375953448
>marrying a prepubescent girls
Fetishes aside, what is the fucking point? She can't have your children yet, so from a Dark Ages point of view it'd be nothing but a financial drain

>>375953448
Surah at-Talag says (65:4):
nd those who no longer expect menstruation among your women - if you doubt, then their period is three months, and [also for] those who have not menstruated. And for those who are pregnant, their term is until they give birth. And whoever fears Allah - He will make for him of his matter ease.

Don't know what reference that shit in the picture takes. And no, he didn't marry Aesha r.a. when she was 6, he married her when 9 or 10 years old.

>>375953761
A woman is not prepubescent anymore, when she has had her period for the first time. Then puberty starts.

>>375953250
9. To be fair fucking little girls was more socially acceptable back then, some of the Old Testament was written by a /marachan pedo.

>>375953719
when?

>>375953719
What part of immaculata conceptio did you not understand?

>>375953941
That usually does not happen at 8/9 though, especially not at Dark Age levels of nutrition

>>375953824
That's a family friendly interpretation.

>>375954050
People in warmer countries tend to mature faster. Majority of girls in Europe have their first period with 11 or 12 I think.

>>375954050
>it's okay to rape if you are god

>>375954236
Being well fed during infancy makes you mature faster. It's highly unlikely that she had already reached puberty at 8/9/10

>>375954313
Let me ask you again, what part of immaculata conceptio did you not understand?

>>375954376
Her father Abu Bakr r.a. was a very rich man. They must've had a comfortable living standard back then.

>>375954376
The part where it is used as an excuse to rape little children. Imagine some dude breaks into your daughters bedroom and tells her that he is going to impregnate her right now because lel holy mission you have no right to object.

>>375953947
Yeah, including a guide on how to sell you daughter in a holy scripture was fucking rad.

>>375954876
lol..

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>>375954618

>>375956443
>it's just a prank bro!
>I wasn't really fucking her!

>>375957049
Well yeah, God didn't actually fuck her, unlike that pederast Mohammed

>>375957486
That's still not an excuse for rape.

more like Bomb of War

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>>375949591
But, a game with Hindu, or Egyptian gods WOULD be good.

>>375954618
>>375954618
>Imagine some dude breaks into your daughters bedroom and tells her that he is going to impregnate her right now
now way fag

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>>375957627

>>375957790
Then play smt.

>>375957892
that shits awful

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>>375948781
>We could have had a God of War in Egypt
>But no, lets pander to stormfags and set the game in Scandinavia and its overrated mythology

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>>375959263
yeah it sucks