>when you havent yet accepted suicide with a smiling face

>the gooey accordian
jesus christ

lol

What did TellTale mean by this?

>>375901556

It probably exists. My frat in college challenged us to perform the most degenerate shit on the sister house to "claim" them. True shit. Sometimes we came up with names.

>>375901948

What was your 'claim' move?

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>>375901906
>I need help with my cunny mister
REALLY TELLTALE

>>375901989

The DDE. The "Dicks, Dicks Everywhere".

Its literally just cumming in the girl's eyes.

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>>375902003

Nah she wouldnt ask a cuck like Javi that. That shit is for true niggas. Gabeniggas.

>>375902061

What was the most degenerate claim move you heard?

>>375902125
>javi a cuck
in all seriousness, can someone with a better understanding of cuck politics than me shed light onto who's the true cuck between the garcia brothers? Javi is stealing Kate but javi also has to deal with david claiming her and treating her as his woman will javi watches

>>375902178

Well of course it would be the "Pissed Off Asshole".

Badically, you drink a gallon of water an hour before sex. And when you finally have to pee, you just piss in the girl's asshole. She wont even recognize it. She'll think its cum.

Javifags blown the FUCK out

>>375902304
Wouldn't that be the "Pissed On Asshole" or maybe "Pissed In Asshole"?

>>375901948
>>375902061
>>375902304
WTF? Do you really just fuck random people that let you do whatever the fuck you wanna do to them in America when you're in college? To the point that your friends can challenge you to do some degenerate shit to random females?

>>375902271
its not cucking, its fighting over a woman