>Genius hacker who is a year younger than you. Straight

>>375894789

I posted this earlier, but the issue is that most people SIing as Joker are a lot older. Doesn't change the fact that he's not 30, he's 16. Same situation with anyone who says Megumin is too young for Kazuma.

>>375894789

anon, there are 10yo kids that hack systems like 30yo engineers.

it's not a matter of age, you are just a brainlet.

>>375895294

What are you even talking about?

I'm saying people say you can't date her since she's too young, but she's only a year younger

>>375894789
Nah buh they totally interact like brother and sister dude. That's why it doesn't work, you disguting incestfag!!!

It looks like it's more of a matter of size than anything else, which honestly is quite insulting towards womanlet and ridiculous coming from the manlet of /v/. Maybe they reject small girls/women because they remind them of themselves too much?

>>375894789

Where on the internet did she read that those glasses were fashionable?

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This is my wife and father-in-law.

Say something nice about them or I'll fucking kill you.

>>375897434
probably at the same place sheread that "mans are weak toward an upward look"

Somehow, her glasses work on her though. I don't know why exactly, but it does.
>>375897604
You have the perfect family, fucker.

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>>375897604
You have good taste

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>People getting triggered by short girls

What a bunch of fags.

>>375897604
she ruins the tension by being a magic mcguffin

>>375897903
She's not even THAT small, 150cm is quite common, it's not like she looks 8 years old. You'd never guess by reading what they say.

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>>375898773

>>375898961
This damn board will make me have a kaiju fetish one day. Extella already didn't help but this thing is adorable.

do you think futaba urinates into bottles

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>>375897016
If you think siblings interact like Joker and Futaba it just means you ever had a sibling and are trying to live out a fantasy family.

Real siblings act nothing like what's going on between Joker and Futaba.

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I want to hug Futaba!

>>375899695
Irony. Hence the "!!!". I'm the most annoyed always having to argue with retards like that.
The only "good" argument is that Joker is her security blanket, which is true, yes, but things change with time, and the game delivers pretty well regarding this..

>>375894789
I'm not even a Futabafag and I'm still fed up with the "duude she's a little sister" meme

>>375898773
>150cm is quite common
What? My sister is around 5'4" and she's quite short. Japanese people are shorter but even then 4'11" cant possibly be normal.

>>375894789
how about we stop the 5 persona waifu threads up at all times meme

>>375894789
Do you think Futaba would be into butt stuff?

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>>375900694
thanks for the bump

>>375900762
>what is sage

>>375900552
>Implying being a little sister would stop most weebs
>Even if she literally was

>>375900676
had 3 18+ girlfriends that were about 150-154. It's not THAT weird or unlikely. And I don't even live in Asia or anything. It's not average, but it's not pedo-weird neither.

I don't get why people like Futaba at all.

>>375897604
He makes good curry, but you have good taste in waifus

Now give me his fuckin garam masala recipe or I'll curse your relationship to thirty years of unhappiness

>>375900953
Her voice (in the JP track at least) is entertaining, best performance in the cast especially during her emotional scenes.

>>375894789
The issue I have is that she'll be entering high school while you're going into your junior year. At a school that won't be Shujin. Even were Joker finishes his high school education at Shujin he'd be graduating and headed for Trade School/College/Uni while Futaba would be just entering her junior year. The separation by academics alone will strain the relationship though I headcanon that Joker would vacation in the attic of Leblanc and spend as much time as he could.

But still. The age makes it iffy. Same issue lies with Makoto only the ages are reversed.

Both best girls. Both with the same long-term issue. Fucking weak.

>taking advantage of an autistic child
You're disgusting.

>>375900953
personality. Also, readhead+small+glasses but that's more of a personal PoV I guess. Her personality does 3/4 of the work for her fanboys. Plus, when the plot isn't about how her social clumsiness is terrible, she's works both as a snarker and a "genki girl" despite being very, very far away from the cliche, because of how carefree she is social norms-wise.

>>375894789
She's obviously aimed at the pedo demographic. Nothing you can say or do will rebuke this fact. If you're openly pedo and date her, that's fine by me. But if you're in denial you really gotta check yourself up. It's like people liking traps and claiming that's not gay as fugg

She is not as much boner inducing as Nanako, mabe that's why.

>>375902250
eh, been a while, we almost had a thread without them. It felt strange, I guess we get used to it

>>375901301
This. She's obviously impaired in her social beaviour and to waltz in and brainwash her to be your f*cktoy before she can form any connection to other people is just morally wrong albeit hot as fuck

>>375900676
I had a 22 year old 4'11" girlfriend in college. She wasn't even asian.

>>375902801
>implying autists can't make choices like this
Goddamn, /v/.
In this particular example she doesn't even want to with anyone outside of her close circle wich is perfectly understandable, even when she could. Remember Mishima?
Not everyone needs to be fucking Yu with 3 thousands of friends.

>>375903859
Not sure what this is in actual measurements, but my cousin who is 18 years old physically looks like 12 years old. She can barely look above the steering wheel of her car and people constantly look flabbergasted when she gets into the drivers seat. Also buying booze or going out is always a hassle for her because she needs to show ID for every little thing. The only advantage she has is riding the train is substanially cheaper for her because here you pay a smaller fee if you're a child aged 14 or below and she looks the part

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>>375897604
Try and steal my heart, asshat

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>>375894789
>thinking weeb games will ever have middle aged main characters instead of 12 year olds

The days of playing a 20 year old MC (that remotely looks like an adult and not a 5 year old girl) are gone anon. Mourn their loss and move on.

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>>375897604
>Jigen has retired

Now I feel old.

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>>375902801
I know it's wrong, but it feels so right!

>>375902801
>implying I don't do that to all girls that let me
HOW ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO GET A GIRLFRIEND ANON

>>375904552
Is she single?

>>375894789
Futaba is for head patting

>>375895982
>I'm saying people say you can't date her since she's too young

Those people are even more brainwashed than the slaves that think she's too young to be a hacker

>>375907019
>next school year
>suddenly this new 1st year who is a year behind is dating the notoriously dangerous 3rd year everyone says not to fuck with
>people don't talk to Futaba out of fear of MC fucking their shit up