>shill for Nintendo here >0.01 cents deposited to your

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>>375874241
Can this be a Deep Sea thread instead?

>>375874241

>shill for Sony

>one dollar deposited in your account for every post

where do i sign up fampire?

>>375874241
>one dollar per shitpost
Where the fuck do I sign up?

Honest question, where do you sign up to be a shill?

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>tfw Nintendo only pays me for (You)s

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>>375874370
absolutely

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>>375874625
Thank god
Whats the best deep sea game, /v/?

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What all is down there?

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>>375874723

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>>375874717
I haven't played too many but subnautica captures the unique horror of it in some parts

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>tfw Abzu had zero spooks

>>375874717
Subnautica, hands down. It isn't the best at conveying size but when you're in an area and you hear a Leviathan, you feel scared. Getting trapped in a cave or running out of oxygen because you fucked up and went too deep gives you a feeling of panic as well. The game's also very beautiful, but you'll need to steal NASA's computers to play it without lagging because it's still an unfinished, un-optimized game.

>>375874370
>underwater intestines
Nature sure is something.

>>375874856

Spooky Seaweed

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the scariest thing about the deep sea, to me, is not being able to see but a few feet ahead of you. not being able to see something until its right on top of you.
and the only illumination is some eerie unnatural headlight that gives anything a really otherworldly glow to it. like that picture of the fleshwalker by the side of the road

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>>375875394
Dont spook me like that.

>>375874592

Don't forget to Switch off the safety bro!

>>375874241
Being an astroturfer is suffering.

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>>375875091
>swimming in shallow waters enar reefs
>cool colorful game, why are people getting scared
>swim closer to a cliff
>pitch black sea below, creepy sounds
>mfw

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remember that part in The Sphere where all they are on the seafloor and all the giant squid eggs start raining down on them like snow, and they try to run but they can basically only move in slow motion and they are stepping on the eggs and the little unborn squid fetuses are popping out?
that scared me

>>375875378
It isn't nature anymore once you get to a certain depth. Hell is real, anon.

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another thing that scares me about underwater life is that just touching some of them can give you a sting so painful that your heart stops. and you dont know which ones do so you just assume they all can and get terrified when anything brushes against you

>>375874856
The Twilight Realm

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>>375874241
You guys are getting paid to be shills? Pathetic, i was paid to pull this little event off as seen in the photo.

>>375874856
algae

I'm glad the deep sea is so strange and alien to us, at least if we don't find weird looking space aliens floating around out there, we can always look at things under the ocean.

I only wish there were similar ecosystems deep underground that we haven't discovered, like digging through the earth instead of swimming in the water.

>>375876391
>>375876101
Aliens would be terrified of our planet.

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imagine being a deep sea diver and getting tangled up in one of these and your breathing apparatus is wrenched from your mouth as its folds coat your face and as you gasp for air you suck the tissue and water down and it starts stinging the inside of your throat as you drown
wouldnt that suck?

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i know this one is fake it still freaks me out

>>375876704

I'd be more afraid of one of these popping out of the darkness

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/491906/Shark-60-foot-Mariana-Trench-Pacific-Ocean-Suruga-Bay-Japan-Megalodon-Sleeper-Sixgill

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fuckin piss

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I wanna get slurped up by a whale shark

I still wish for a game that combines deep sea with microscopic creatures, both provide the best atmosphere and alien designs for a horror game

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>>375874241

>shill for nintendo making porn of their characters spreading their popularity and brand relevancy
>get DMCA and my blog shut down

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>>375877306
like this?

>>375877472
weirder

post cute deep sea lolis

>>375877198
such creatures don't look like they belong in the land of the living

how do i get paid to shill on /v/ bros

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>>375877583
this?

>>375877734
weirder, some of them look like legit aliens

>>375874856
yo momma lol

>>375874592
have a penny.

>>375874370
Why can't we just nuke the ocean floor? The place is practically Dante's hell.

>>375874241
>trusting Sony
>with your bank account
>ever

>>375878051
>nuke the sea floor
>all those monstrosities have nuclear powers now

great plan

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>>375877908
we all know THIS guy

>>375874241
>shilling for Sony by making it look bad to shill for Nintendo
We've reached a new level of shilling
Meta shilling in which you pretend to be a shill and shill for other shills
We've done it. This is the final level

>>375877039
Man I love deep sea shit.

So much interesting crazy shit down there I shoulda pursued a career in it.

>>375874241
i dont believe you

nintendo is always years behind the times so all of their shills probably hang out at somethingawful or fark

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>>375877039

>>375878163
jesus christ
sheets of living tissue floating around really gets me

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>>375877039

>>375877734
wtf how do these things eat if they're just spiky nets?

>>375875230
>zero spooks
>great white jump scare exists

Putting jumpscares in a comfy game should be fucking illegal

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>>375878562
i dunno, osmosis? takeout?

>>375878452
Traumatic experience from the past? Did you see your grandma's vagina or something?

>tfw no No Mans Sky type game with an ocean to explore. Well, except not shit like no mans sky I just mean scope.

>>375878163
How come giant squid sometimes swim forwards and sometimes swim backwards?

>>375878452
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8xXnVkOGsA

This is the big fin squid. We've never found one, all we have are we think are its babies.

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>>375874241
Nintentoddlers and sonybros shill for free

>>375874241
>>0.01 cents
>0.0001 dollar
>tfw baited

>>375879181
oh yea i was looking for that one
>consoleaiming.webm

>>375874625
I-IS THAT A PRIMORDIAL SERPENT? FRAMPT IS THAT YOU?

>>375878351
You say that as if 4chan isnt nearly 15 years old.

>>375878103
>>375878051
>nuke the ocean floor
>wake up whats under the ocean
>literally elderich tier alien horror that no human can imagine destroys the whole entire world

GREAAAT PLAN GUYS

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>>375879530
It's just a moray eel

>>375880507
holy fuck its literally the alien

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>>375874241

>>375880765
That's where H.R. Gieger got the inspiration

>>375874717
Pressure

>>375881078
No it isn't. Pharyngeal jaws on morays weren't even known until very recently.

>>375878429
>this floating sheet with organs is somehow a living being
Was life a mistake?

>>375881162
yeah I'm pretty sure he just got the inspiration for the xenoporph from fucked up sexual shit

>>375874717
Subnautica is my current drug of choice

>>375876914
It's only half the size but jesus it's still big https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lion%27s_mane_jellyfish

Anyone got any spooky megalodon pics? Just the thought of an already scary great white but 100x bigger gives me nightmares.

>>375881358
It's supposed to look like a dick. At least it's head is.

>>375881240
Nah, but you definitely were.

>>375882153
rude

>>375881942
This guy posted a link to a video of a 26-60 foot long shark.
>>375877000