>smoker kick >stoner kick >second mention to alcohol

>audibly enjoying himself
kick

>>375838489
Top 4 are fine.
I'll allow the other 3.

>playing MMORPGs
kick

Women are fine as long as they dont reveal themselves as women.

Sure, this might not be women's fault and its more a men acting like chimps issue, but you introduce a woman to a male clan and it goes to shit fast.

>>375838489
Enjoy playing by yourself?

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>he doesn't turn his mic on and take a loud bong rip

Weed made me quit Dota 2, and for that I will always be thankful.

You all might consider kicking up a cult instead of a guild.
Much better power trip.

>people who say toons
kick

>rp
kick

>erotic rp
kick and report

>inviting me to your shitty guild
Blocked and reported

>>375839463
>Women are fine as long as they dont reveal themselves as women.

In other words, they aren't fine.

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>bong rips into mic
muted in voice

>whines
told to shut up

>whines again
kicked

>misses raid after signing up for it
booted from raid group

>bitches about getting booted
>kicked

>special characters in character name
kicked and brigaded with reports

>liberal
kicked

>"conservative" but only regurgitates memes and sargon of akkad videos
kicked, reinvited and kicked again

>spouts 4chan memes
kick

>>375838489
How does it feel being a Neogaf mod?

>breathes
Kick

Am I rite xd

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>person mentions he browses reddit/tumblr/nu/v/
kick
>meme humour
kick
>obnoxious elitist autist
kick

>anime
kick

>no anime
kick

>mentions letsplayers, youtuber, e-celeb and suggest we check them
kick

>links to slow ass videos that take 5 minutes to get to a single point of information instead of text tutorials to newbies
kick

>joins the guild
kick

>"woman"
FUCKING KICK

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>uses text talk or retarded gayming lingo in chat
kick
>too dumb, lazy, or underage to use correct grammar
kick
>ever says something against me or talks to me in a tone i dislike
kick
>refuses to ERP just because my character happens to have a feminine penis
kick

>MMO player
kick
in real life, I mean
like, curbstomping

>mentions global warming
kick

>picks any other toon than human race
kick

>>375841757
>uses word "toon"
kick

>>375841902
>kick
>ever says something against me or talks to me in a tone i dislike
kick

>>375842165
>being a high strung little bitch
kick

>Being a picky guild leader who has a problem with anything that he doesn't like.

Use alt account to inject myself into the guild and promptly empty out the bank and leave the guild broken.

>LMAO in voice chat
kick

>>375838489
Why would you kick scrubs? The fastest way for them to learn is pros teach them.

>my mom is calling me for dinner
kick

>I need to put my son in bed, brb 5 please
kick

>brb smoke break
kick

>>375843285
Some other pros can teach them.
It's the same when you're searching for a job.

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>bass
>bass
kick
kick
>bass
kick
kick

>boss casts spell
kick

>playing dark messiah
kick

>>375844991
You are funny.

>>375838489
>manchild autist who fails at RL so he likes to feel important by being a "leader" and wielding power of a group on a childrens video game
kicked op

>>375838489
>plays video games
kick

>nigger
kick

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>>375838489
>tfw friendly minmaxing stoner with gf

sorry your life is so boring, op.

wouldn't invite you to anything, let alone a guild/10

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>emoticons I don't like
kick

END OF RINE

>>375838489
Personally I just don't like redditors and women and furries, everyone else is allowed.

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>mexican
kick
>meme spouter
kick
>needed on something they cant use
kick

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>>375838489
>basically top everything in my guild
>say i'm taking a break until next content update
>kicked

>>375840157
Men don't talk about being men all the time, there's no reason your gender would ever come up in a game unless your attention whoring

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>conflictive heroine user
kick

>whines about how he will start his own clan
block

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>>375846202
>never miss a raid, pass out flasks and do my job well
>take break until next patch after killing last boss
>guild mad i'm not around to do farm content
>kicked
>guild disbands 3 months later

>>375846468
The implication is that women always try to attention whore.

>>375838489
>making shitty threads on 4chan
kick

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>>375838489
>tfw no game that lets me ride eternal, shiny and chrome.