What is the most overpriced game/video game related item

>9 ratings
And likely even more people bought this without rating it. What the fuck

>>375823725
PS3

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Does Ninjara have autism?

>>375823725
>see so many people with these things now

Can no one just stand still anymore? They gotta be doing something or they will flip out?

>>375823725
What is this thing?

>>375825497
It's for autistic man children who can't stand still for 5 seconds.

>>375825437
>Can no one just stand still anymore?
Not with the amount of speed and other stimulants being pumped into people these days.

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>>375823725
This is my 'stuff I don't use' pile

>>375825560
But what does it do? How does one use such a device?

>>375825626
>ingest countless of gallons of caffeine a week
>can still stand still without been told

That's just and excuse.

>>375825675
The ones I've seen people old the center ball with thumb and middle finger then uses index to spin it.

>>375825908
>caffeine
I was talking more along the lines of pharmaceutical grade stims.

>>375826154
Why do we prescribe adrenaline for none life saving isssues?

>>375825675
>But what does it do? How does one use such a device?
It's modern stress toy or something to focus your attention on when you're in a waiting room or need something to pass the time in 1-3 minutes. Great desk toys to be honest.

I don't really mind this fad much because the chink stuff that works the same are so cheap.

>>375826258
What is your damage? Do you need to turn everything into an argument?

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>>375826265
>can't sit for 3 minutes without something to do.

>>375826373
I was asking a question..

>>375826154
Which ones?

>>375826385
>waiting on-hold while on the phone so instead of getting stressed because the fucktard on the other line is taking too long, you just play with this shit
>the creepy guy on the bus is getting creepy again, focus on this shit instead so you will not be stressed out

>>375826385
you could but why would you?

>>375826545
just dick around on your phone

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>>375826545
>gets stressed out by waiting an other people doing things that don't involve him.

>>375825309
anyone excited for ARMs almost certainly does

>>375826735
It's like you haven't had a job before. Most don't like their employees using their personal phone all the time. If you have a lot of calls, people will get the impression you're just on your phone all the time.
>>375826751
Yep especially if he is screaming some random weird shit

>>375825437
For kids, part of the popularity is that you can have them out at school during class, that is if they haven't been banned yet.
And it's a shame they're getting banned since toys like this really do help ADHD kids and autistic kids, etc. stay focused.

>>375826934
Most people who have a job spend their time being productive not fiddling with adult toys.

>>375826934

I'm sure people really admire a manchild who keeps spinning his stress toy.

>>375827112
>Most people who have a job spend their time being productive
You've never actually held a job I take it.

>>375827224
I have 3 currently.

>>375827291
Shitposting on 4chan is not a job.

>>375827351
2 jobs

HAHA WHAT KIND OF MAN CHILD NEEDS A FIDGET TOY TO KEEP THEM ENTERTAINED HAHAHAHA

*checks smartphone for the thousandth time today*

>>375827461
Don't own a fidget toy or smartphone.

>find a blue one on the ground in a park
>pick it up thinking it's a fucking ninja star
>spend 2 minutes trying to figure out what the fuck it is
>start spinning it between my fingers
>end up spinning it unconsciously when I'm zoned out throughout the week
>bunch of kids see me with it and begin freaking out over it

>>375827590
How can you honestly be an adult if you dont have a smartphone? Im a high end STEM and could not do my job without one

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I bought the new vegas collectors edition for 350$.

It looked kind of cool at first, but then I saw the price tag.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnxJjA5frzo&t=100s

>>375827683
I'm a failure who had to drop out of school and take on massive debt because of medical issues so I work 3 low level parttime jobs just to pay rent and utilities and feed myself. I can't afford a phone.

>>375827683
I'm a sonographer and literally only use mine to price check shit if I'm out shopping

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>>375828041
The super cheap Chinese plastic ones work just as well, even if they aren't as good looking.
You can get one of these for nothing.

>>375823725
I still don't understand how the fuck this thing claims to work on autist kids. Am I finally out of the loop? I didn't even know this was popular until my local news channel ran a report on it.

>>375828303
I didn't know what they were until some dad and his clearly austisc kid asked for one at one of the places i work. Then I started seeing them everywhere.

>>375828041
>>375828237
How the shit do they justify charging more than a handful of dollars for a cheap bearing and some scrap metal?

an enterprising person could knock one out in minutes in their garage

>>375828541
and the chinks can knock one out every second

>>375828541
Because it's for fucking autistic people, those who are not sound of mind, invalids, window lickers, oxygen theirs etc.

No reasonable person is buying these things.

>>375828303
For autistic people, these would be a form of stimming, or self-stimulation, which is any sort of repetitive body movement.
I work with special needs kids and these spinners can be a relatively quiet and non-distracting stim compared to say, screaming or flapping their hands.

>>375825626
>I have no idea what I'm talking about so I'm just going to post stupid shit to sound intelligent

I've seen chinks and indians selling these everywhere. People will buy anything. The robotic toy frog that swims in the water looks cool though

Other than a console or PC hardware? Probably the Xbone Elite Controller.

>>375823725
They should make swastika spinners,

>>375829986
Gb2/pol/

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>>375823725

>>375826751
>>375826385
>>375826265
>Stress
How about just being bored, you spaz?

>>375823725
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/opinion/huppke/ct-fidget-spinners-schools-huppke-20170501-story.html

>>375830313
Oh don't you deny you'd want one. Have a swastika spinning on your finger you'd look so cool, sitting there with a smug face spinning your junk in front of jews

>what is just shaking your leg when sitting
And when i have nothing to do i can just zone out and wander with my thoughts.

>>375830398
They don't hurt anyone, Quentin. Honestly, if you can't see why some people would benefit from these little knick knacks, then YOU'RE the autist. For real, dude

retail drone here

we got people asking about these last week, i had no idea wtf they were talking about and just said "toys is that way"

now we have a big display right as you walk in the front door, you'd bump into it if you werent paying attention. and we ONLY sell the chinese knockoffs

people spend like 40-50 bucks at a time just getting tons of these. this is the "2010's kid" version of pogs

>>375830432
What a fucking moron

>>375827683
>Im a high end STEM
Im in health code enforcement and I only ever use a smartphone to look up porn while taking a shit. Everything work-related comes through on my issued tablet.

>honey don't look now but I think the "adult" behind us has one of those stupid clicky spinny cubes
>oh my how embarrassing
>what did I tell you about that thing if i ever saw you again
>you told to pack up my stuff if you ever did
>that's right. take your toy and go

>literally half the posts ITT are diamond dogging a harmless fucking gadget for no other reason than to bully people with anxiety
On fucking 4chan of all places

>>375828541
>scrap metal
You have no idea how much metals cost and what it takes to manipulate them

>>375830887
turn off the screen nigga haha

If these autistic/ADD people are so fidgety and looking to be stimulated with something, why don't they just work on something?

>>375830802
The author is a "satirist", he just lays it on with a trowel.

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>>375830939

>>375825667
Then why is your ps4 still on?

>>375825626
speed makes me actually pretty calm tho + I can fap for 10 hours straight

>>375831039
>riding the bus home
>bus is stuck in traffic on an already long ride
>guess i'll work on that ship-in-a-bottle project my dying grandmother gave me
>drunk guy on a vespa crashes into the bus
>causes me to drop my tweezers in the bottle
>end up having to shake the bottle upside down to get them out
>boat is fucking ruined and have to start over
>have a meltdown; start pissing and shitting myself
Or I could have just click clacked and spun a thingy for 40 minutes while listening to the people in front of me talk about their day but yeah sure, your idea works too (it doesn't)

>>375831039
The idea is that you work and fidget at the same time. I'm not ADHD or autistic, but for the ADHD kids I work with, they have trouble just listening to the instructor, it's hard for them to focus that way. Adding in something to do with their hands helps them listen.

>>375830432
Dude could have a point, chinks are shady

At least now I don't have to feel self conscious playing my DS on the bus anymore

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>>375831378
>helping focus by focusing on something else

>>375831450
because you'll be spinning a plastic toy in your fingers?

>>375831535
Fucking around with something in your hand isn't shifting your focus from listening, you can walk and chew bubblegum right?

>>375831535
You're not supposed to focus on it. The spinners really aren't that good as actual fidget toys, the fidget cubes or tangles or stress balls are better.

>>375831664
Chewing bubblegum doesn't help me walk, though.

>>375831535
>little kid is pulling on your pant leg for attention
>making hard for you to concentrate
>pick the kid up and start burping them
>can now concentrate better
It's something like that, Ano

>>375831702
well shit now you tell me, I just bought 3 of them as well as one of those cubes.
well at least i can use the cube to distract my shitty brain.

so people are using this when they're working/studying? we used to have that shit back then too, it was called "turning your pencil"

>>375831171

Proves nothing. Copper has been absurdly high on the market for over a decade.

>>375827461
>*action*

Please go die in a fire

>>375830490
>spinning your junk in front of jews
I do that already, to show my contempt for their normalization of genital mutilation.

>>375831834
>"turning your pencil"
What was life like back in the stone age grandpa?

>>375831834
Is that when you like try to balance your pencil?

>>375831535
You have different processes for different tasks. The idea is that it occupies the part of your brain that handles already learned mundane tasks so that it doesn't get in the way of your analytical process. You can achieve the same thing by just walking around.

>>375823725
It must be awful to be a parent for actual ADD/ADHD/Autistic children nowadays.
>I just want to buy my son something that would make him feel good
>Search Ebay for ADD toys
>12 billion results found for spinners, fidget and other meme toys
Isn't wanting to do stuff with your hands just... Normal? Why does it have to be specifically branded for ADD etc. if everyone buys it? Does everyone believe they have ADD etc. these days?

>>375832004
>normal
Anon, you have ADD

>>375831702
Yeah, fidget cubes work really well. The trackball is easily my favorite part of it.

>>375831834
I swear that's the only actual purpose of the eraser at the end of pencils. They can't erase for shit and fuck up the paper.

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>>375832004
For regular kids, it's just a general toy and hard to market. A specific medical use is a lot easier to sell. If he's ADD, he would still benefit from a fidget cube or spinner, despite their fad status. I highly recommend the tangle though, it's quiet and never was a big fad.

>>375831919
Video games were good back then, I'll tell you that much.

>>375831971
not exactly, it's something like this.
>https://youtu.be/ZR9rfzeoDbI?t=57s
i remember back in highschool i used to spin my pen around my thumb for hours in class

>>375832254
what's the goal of this toy?

>>375831352
>speed makes me actually pretty calm tho

>+ I can fap for 10 hours straight

choose one

>>375826528
ones of the many that are entirely or contain a significant proportion of amphetamine?

>>375832254
Do you work at a toy store?

>>375831834
what the fuck is a pencil

>>375832306
Oh yeah I did this non stop in class. Didn't know other people did it, used to think I invented it

I bought a PlayStation TV the other day.

I'll have to buy a bigger memory stick, so i'm out another $100

>>375832334
It's another fidget toy. You can move it all around and just gives fidgety kids something to do with their hands to help them focus.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lx3at9zQtuw
>>375832410
No, but I work with special ed. kids in an after-school care center. Some toys work better than others.

>>375826751
Makes sense when your job is on the line, meanwhile the guy on the other line has guaranteed work.

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>>375832606
Just asking because I do, we have a whole little section with fidget toys. Have you seen these?

>>375831845
>You have no idea how much metals cost
Post cost of metals
>D-d-doesn't count! you don't know!

Enjoy your spinners, m8

Why would you buy shit like this? A set of keys or something similar works just fine and you can do it discreetly jesus fucking christ.

>>375832706
Yeah, I like the fidget cubes because they can be used quietly and even the clicky sides aren't that loud. They're the second most popular fidget toy as far as I can tell, but the spinners are by far the most popular.

>>375832929
Last time I was spinning my keys they flew off and I spent the next hour fucking about looking for them. I can only assume everyone else is as retarded as I am.

It was yo yos when i was a kid. At least you can do tricks with a yo yo

>>375833076
>being a fat fuck

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Why aren't there any of these small autism things that can at least be a test of skill on some level instead of just "looking good"?

This is the last one I can think of.

>>375832706
what the fuck do all those buttons do

>>375833139
It was butterfly knives when I was a kid

Is anyone here so autistic that they don't own a smartphone or is it just me?

>>375833173
Because those toys needs your undivided attention while most fidget toys especially the cube is literally a modern version of a stress squeeze toy.

>>375833197
TOO MANY BUTTANS REEEEEEEEEE

>>375833229
I have one, but it's turned off 90% of the time.

>>375833197
On the real ones (and there's tons of chinese knock-offs), three of them click and two of them are silent.

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Reminder that if you can't sit still and constantly need to fidget with something you are a literal baby.

>>375832606
thanks for the info on the tangle toy

>>375833076
I'm sorry but that is just hilarious.

>>375833197
they do fuck all, they just feel like pressing a button, its basically a little box with switches and buttons that you can fiddle with to ease your retarded mind.

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>>375823725
>adult children

>>375833371
I'm squatting on my chair like a boss.

>>375833229
I have one, but it's really just for mild texting convenience when my mom wants to ask me something.

It hasn't been outside in the last 5 years, or even connected to the internet.

I do use a tablet to look at porn when I'm taking a shit though.

>>375833331
>>375833421
we're reaching autism levels that shouldnt be possible

and i have ADD myself

Silly question, but where do all the extreme autism kids go when they grow up?

>>375833614
The basement.

>>375833614
Organ harvest.

>>375833614
Crunching numbers in a secret govt facility.

>>375833029
Yeah we got in like 70 in one shipment (which is a lot for a smaller independent store) and they all sold out by like 3pm that same day. I answer the phone too 30+ times a shift just about people asking for the spinners. crazy shit. In a month we'll have too many that we can't sell, retail is fuckin weird.

>>375833614
You're in it

>>375833229
I don't own one. I just don't like people being about to contact me all the time. It's also a frivolous expense.

>>375833563
>I do use a tablet to look at porn when I'm taking a shit though.

>associating eroticism with the feeling of a big object sliding out your ass

>go on youtube
>finger spinner tricks
>its some man child spinning it on a table

Is this a serious thing?

>>375833579
There was a kickstarter for a fidget cube. It raised nearly 6.5 million dollars. The designers had asked for 15k.

>>375826780
Go one step further and anyone who owns a nintendo switch has autism.

>>375833704
Stuff like that actually does happen

>>375833736
I make girls stick their fingers up my ass during sex, what's it to ya?

>>375833826
Same

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Whatever happened to just keeping busy with a regular fingerbox? What's with all these fancy new toys?

>>375831370
kek

>>375833614
If you're special ed, you can actually keep going to public school until you're 21. Then, I'd assume the parents would just have to deal with them at home using their disability pay.

>>375833579
what you don't fiddle with shit idly?

>>375833229
Fuck phones. Boss tried to give me a phone and I threw it on the ground. I'm not a part of the system.

>>375833614
Prisonc

>>375823725
Are these like CS:GO skins or something?
what if someone just made bullshit ones and sold them on amazon? Kids these days are so easily exploitable because of meme magic.

>>375823725
>1999 US DOLLARS

It's for the sophisticated adhd ragelord so he can hold back biting the wineglass while dining on rare species

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Ha. Kids these days. This is all we had back in my day and thats the way we liked it

>>375833936
Bullshit ones exist in their thousands already. Most people pay like $10 for simple chink ones.

>>375833791
I once watched a video on cool tricks with a swiss army knife.

kid just tied a piece of string to it and swung it around a lot

>>375833931
What the fuck is a prisonc?

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>Tfw I'm always pacing or turning something over in my hands
>I have a particular affinity for squares and square media such as cartridges and cassettes
>Exhibit other slight signs of autism in daily life
>Despite this be somewhat good-looking and charismatic with a circle of close friends, a girlfriend, and several exes

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Please stop posting finger boxes. You KNOW why we can't post them.

>>375833579
>ADD
You can't be diagnosed with ADD, you self-diagnosed webmd faggot. It's called ADHD.

>>375834176
He was probably diagnosed years ago back when it was called ADD, not "inattentive ADHD". Same with people still saying they have Asperger's, despite it all being "autism spectrum disorders" now.

>>375833893
i dont buy shit to fiddle with it idly when i can take out my phone and read about much fucked shit is happening in the world or read wikipedia or whatever and learn about nutrition or something to better my life

>>375834176
thats why i had a psychiatrist who gave me amphetamine for it as an 8 year old and told me i shouldnt stop taking it in spite of the horrible side effects and instead offered other drugs to cope with the anxiety and delusions it caused right?

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>>375833867
>>375834012

The future is now, old man

>>375834176
Calm down, autie. It's legacy terminology.

>>375834347
they said there were two kinds, hyperactive and my kind, non hyperactive

this was around the year 2000

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Just get this.

>>375834418
delet

>>375833867
>AYO fingerboxes
>not an ABC metal fingerbox
fucking plen

>>375834475
Do they make them any bigger? For my cock?

>>375834548
try car tires

>>375834475
That goes on your penis, my man

>>375833813
That's already implicit, considering you have to be autistic to own a Nintendo console.

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>>375834548
Here's your special toy

>>375823725
$2000 for brass?

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>>375833936
$40 on some chinese website, just imagine what normal stores sell this shit for

>>375834087
How do you feel about tiles?

I'm 24 and I still get slightly triggered whenever strangers refer to me as "sir". Do I have the autism?

>>375834810
Literally no sexual attraction to them whatsoever.

>>375834753
All the ones I've seen in normal stores have been plastic deals like >>375828237 and sold for less than 10 bucks. Can't sell a kid's craze if kids can't afford it.

>>375834727
how am i supposed to use this

How do you even know bout this shit? Are you all still in school or something? Are you 15 years old and there are a lot of autistic kids in your class?

>>375834824
You do. Thankfully there is a really fast cure. Just kill yourself so your parents can be happy their mistake doesn't live on earth and you don't burden anyone you come in contact with.

>>375834824
A kid called me pops yesterday, i am 28. Felt weird.

it's just another fly

>>375834905
Obviously you put it on your dick.

>>375834878
i suppose the pricey ones are for idiots with too much money then, and rich kids

>>375834936
I just found out about it this last week. I have friends that are teachers and I'm sure it's a thing everywhere now

>>375834936
I work in a store that sells them. They've been on many local news stations. Go outside and you might pick up on the times.

>>375834905
You put your dick in it and now you have a knotted dick to put in someone else. It also comes in werewolf, horse, and basilisk flavors.

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>>375823725
Hey kid, let me show you a real toy.

>>375834905
put the balls through the hoop and your dick in the tube then you fuck

>>375835085
but why does it have two holes then?

>>375835092
This goes in your ass, doesn't it?

>>375835140
don't tell me you only have one dick

i got one as a gift. It really does help you concentrate at a desk job.

>>375835140
So you can cum in the other person?

>>375834905
its meant for putting on your dick while fucking holes, furries love shit like this i guess.

>>375827141
I work an office job and made friends by making rubber band balls. I have 3 on my desk (one regular rubber band color, a pink and blue one, and an orange one that's my favorite) that I bounce, roll, stack, spin, or juggle with my fingers throughout the day while I'm working. Coworkers thought they were cool and asked me to make them some if they brought me the rubber bands so I did. I went from being the odd guy that doesn't talk much to the guy everyone stops to talk to during work. It made my time at work a whole lot nicer and improved my productivity by a good amount.

>>375835140
your dick pokes through the end and your balls go through the hoop.

>>375832706
are those the new switch controllers

>>375830398
Actually "boredom" is literally just a milder version of stress.

https://www.pri.org/stories/2012-10-15/boredom-actually-linked-stress-say-researchers

Why don't you guys just fidget with your balls while you study or watch videos like normal people?

>>375835358
wait how did making rubber band balls in the office increase your productivity when you would be too busy making everyone rubber band balls?

>>375835590
cant do that in public, guy.

>>375835714
Says who?

>>375833229
I have a durable flip phone. Calls and texts, saves me $40 a month compared to the data plan, survives falling down 4 flights of concrete steps. I also have a smart phone but it doesnt have a data plan. When I tell people this they think there is something wrong with me, or they dont understand how a android works without a data plan. These are the same people who spend entire flights refreshing there web based apps hoping something will happen and then nebbing into my business because I got books and shows and music on my phone despite no internet.

>>375835748
The cops who keep arresting me when I'm wasting time outside the local kindergarten.

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>>375823725
>Partially autistic
>tfw I saw someone with these at work and though it was retarded looking

I can understand the need but just use a pen, mobile or key like a normal functioning person with autism

>>375835829
You need to show them your skill in cradling balls.

They probably think you're not there for a wholesome purpose, so you have to show them that you are.

>>375836207
>They probably think you're not there for a wholesome purpose
They'd be right.

>>375836331
Then you only have yourself to blame.

Keep your hands on your balls, you pervert.

>>375831171

Mate, it's not even copper...

>>375835785
>These are the same people who spend entire flights refreshing there web based app

This can't be true

>Work in toys at walmart
>Hi, do you have a fidget spinner?
>Sorry, we don't carry them ye-
>Can you check to see if you have some in the back
>

>>375836459
You deserve it for working for walmart

>look into fidget cubes and spinners on amazon
>over 50 brands
>all exactly the same

How's this legal?

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>>375834727

>>375836459
Free smoke break you moron

>>375836459
Just go in the back and take a 5-10 minute break then come out and apologize for not having it.
Doesn't matter what it is, if they haven't yet realized there's no magic Narnia of stock in the back, they aren't going to believe you when you tell them there's no more.

>>375836459
Don't you make all the stuff you sell in the back?

>>375823725
Oh shit that's what those are?
I saw someone in my Comp Sci class with one of those and I assumed it was just a drone or something.

lel

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>>375836450
Its true. spending a 4+ hour flight between 2 boomers who just refresh their email and music apps endlessly and eye me up while enjoy myself. This has happened more than once. I doubt its even exclusive to older people because the young people who care the most about having a smart phone generally dont know how to use them.

>>375823725
I just bought one of these things off ebay for £2.50 because it looked like fun to mess around with

What am I in for

>>375836595
>China

>fidget spinning while vaping

Is this a new level of euphoria?

>Be teacher
>District allows every kid to carry around these literal baby toys
>High schoolers are playing with silly putty, spinners and dice
>Can't complain because district initiative and who knows who has what anymore
Kill me.

>>375836943
>blowing dank clouds at it while it spins, creating the sickest tornado

Bruhhhhhhh

>>375836595
All of them are chinese cheap shit with no real branding. I don't even think it's like the fidget cubes where there is an original maker and a shit ton of bootleg even.
The fidget cubes are fucked up though, the real ones got a massive 6.5 million dollar kickstarter, but then were slow to ship them out and so got royally cucked by a shit ton of chinese knockoffs beating them to market.

>>375837183
I want to see this.

Hand fedora

All we need is one kid to sharpen one and throw it at another kid

Schools will ban them within the month

>>375837264
They already got their money though

>>375837413
>banning autism toys

>>375837264
Isn't this normal on kickstarter
Your IP is going to be fucked because some guy in china makes them for 10% off the price and has no qualms about stealing your shit

>>375837183
OH F U G I need to try this, mate of mine sells em at his job, never occurred to us to blow smoke at it.

Don't think it would do all that much though also NOT VIDYA

>>375837413
Fidget spinners have been out for quite a while now, anon. It would take some kid killing another kid with one in a fit of autistic rage to get a ban put in place.

>>375837413
There's already bans happening, but that never stops a fad. Didn't stop POGs or tech decks or pokemon anyway.

>>375825437
I have pretty bad anxiety and work in a call center. They help me calm down and not have a panic attack.

>>375837436
>>375837562
That fucktard owns a patent and is not enforcing it. Couldn't care less if he gets fucked by chinks.

>>375837762
>enforce a patent against chinese shit
good luck

>>375837842
>Not enforcing it on Amazon/in the us.
LOOL

Anyone playing some Diablo II?

>>375837762
How would you enforce it anyway? Isn't the whole point of bootlegging things in China that you're out of other countries' jurisdictions?

Sounds like a butterfly knife for people that don't want to look like edgelords and/or are too stupid to handle one

>>375837936
>Ask amazon
>argue that they are perpetrating infringement
>make noise in media
>more
Amazon just a few months(probably 2 years now) ago said they are stopping these knock-offs.

>>375832254
I remember these.

>>375837998
how about people who are afraid of losing a finger from twirling a knife around like a retarded faggot?

>>375823725
league of legends
spent 1k on it, I wish I was joking

>>375830887
I haven't even heard of these or seen anyone using them.
It seems gimmicky af and I work with people who would be classed as genuinely needing them.

Not to mention to severe levels of fucking autists around the place now who claim to have conditions they clearly don't.
Neat-freak doesn't equal OCD you fucks.

>>375838251
>too stupid to handle one

>>375838251
>>375837998
Why not just twirl a pen or something.
Like really.

>>375836913
Autism.

>>375837915
You'd fight an uphill battle against infinite third party sellers.

>>375838429
Because most are not 2000 dollars or anywhere close. Most are cheap as shit, and the spinners keep going for a while due to the bearings in them, its a different sort of feeling to it.

>>375838478
>hiring people to enforce your patent > losing millions

You can't stop everyone. You just need to stop enough.

>>375838420
because smart people twirl knives.

>>375837729
I worked in a call center for 9 years and never needed something like that autsimo.

>>375838478
That really doesn't matter.
Why is a uphill battle bad?
Is this some shitty meme?

Then again, getting to late into the marked is far worse.

>>375832254
I hate these things. My toddler has one and somehow it always ends up in my hands when I'm watching tv.

>>375838894
>Why is a uphill battle bad?
Because you're more likely to lose it.
>>375838696
But you're still losing tons of money on those people. More than a kickstarter is likelyh to make from the actual product.

>>375836448
do you even know what brass is

>>375838251
Butterfly knives are fine.

t. Someone who lost his middle finger to a brick.

>>375838429
You get off more to the audible response.
While the pen just stops if you don't do the motion.

>>375838992
>Uphill battle
>Likely to use
Going to Court to shut down Amazon outlets is not by any definition uphill then.
Its more like longwinded.

>>375839050
why the hell were you twirling a brick?

>>375839050
You twirl bricks?

>>375839134
>>375839139
casuals

>>375839134
>>375839139
not him, but I knew a guy who'd twirl fucking everything. including shopping trolleys and small dining tables. guy was a freak.

>>375838735
>9 years
Anon why
I'm completing training in a call center and working there for more than 2 years is my biggest fear
why did you stay for so long

>>375839312
that sounds amazing, wouldnt let him near children though.

>>375839117
To be fair, both are sisyphussian

>>375835140
To strangle your balls, duh.

>>375837413
>tfw got in trouble for bringing my hot wheels to school one time

I'm still mad they nearly took my Lamborghini away from me. I wasn't even playing with it in class.

>>375839357
Medical bills and call center pays well for unskilled work.

>>375825437
I don't know. When I've been sitting in class since middle school I'm almost always spinning a pen or pencil in my fingers.

>>375827692
Source of the screenshot

>>375839639
looks like fallout new vegas.

>>375839542
Sounds rough. Hoping you're doing better now

>ITT a bunch of literal teenagers jump on the bandwagon of hating the latest type of stress releiver, as if they haven't existed in many forms for many decades

>>375840086
Nope. Got fired for poor preformace which I found out was caused by a new undiagnosed medical condition.

Work 3 retail partime jobs now.

>they don't have a brass fidget spinner

LMAO

>>375840147
t. finger spinner owner

>>375823725
>Autism Adult Children
Perfect gift for the /v/irgin in your life

>>375840147
Literal teenagers would have seen them at school already, we're talking 20 somethings in their parents' basements.

>>375840147
Its not even a stress reliever. Its literally the new yo yo or tech deck. All the kids are buying these things out of stock all over the place.

>>375840381
Don't worry, he already has a toy; it's called videogames.

Any autist here have a fidget cube and spinner? Which one would you recommend? Am I gonna get cucked for purchasing one under $10?

>>375830432

I guess that guy is trying to get a job with BuzzFeed

>>375840991
>/v/
>actually playing video games
You're delusional

>>375827098
I don't have autism or anything but when I was a kid id walk around the house bouncing a ball. It kept me entertained and keeping rhythm just kept me relaxed because I could just ignore the rest of the world

>>375841017
Go for the cube. It's more versatile, and less noticeable. The knockoffs vary, but most of them are fine.

>>375833874
>Then, I'd assume the parents would just have to deal with them at home using their disability pay.
This is one of my main fears in life. Finding someone I love and I'm comfortable enough with to have a child, and then they turn out to be a fucking retard so we either have to get rid of them and try again or have some drooling invalid suck the love out of our relationship and ruin all our hopes and dreams because we're trapped caring for this thing that's only technically human for the rest of its life

>>375841017
I have cheap chink cubes I bought for less than $2 each.

>>375823725
Fuck these things. I want one so badly, but I don't even know why, and places around here want like $30 for them.

I wanna buy one off Amazon / Ebay, but it'll take a couple months to get here, and this is an impule buy, I wanna play with one now, not in July.

With that being said, this isn't vidya, take it to /b/ or /toy/

>>375834012
lmaooo epic meme xD

>>375841581
I can sell you one. $7 minus shipping.

>>375841581
Try dollar stores and toy places in malls.
Five Below had a bunch near me, but they sold out quick.

>>375833371

I have severe ADHD without medication I cannot focus on conversations and my train of thought wanders erratically from subject to subject.

I'm a geotechnical engineer that works with power companies to ensure water tables aren't interfered with or won't damage projects.

As far as I know I'm not 1-2 feet in height and am capable of complex speech and reasoning.

So are you purposely being facetious with your assumed definition of 'literal' or...?

>>375841581
buy them off gearbest, bud, they have them for like $3 for the cheap ones

>>375841817
You're on 4chan, dude. Chill. You shouldn't get offended by anything people say here.

>>375841695
I'd not thought of the dollar store, I'll probably have a look in one on my way to work tomorrow

>>375841657
>minus shipping
Problem is shipping here is expensive Canada but I 'priciate the offer
>>375841881
Does their stuff take long to ship? Like I said, this is sort of an impulse buy.

>>375841439
vasectomy. adopt.

>>375842075
well i paid $2.80 for shipping and it should be about 2 weeks for it, but since im in australia it might be faster than wherever you are.

>>375823928
Desperate parents looking for a quick fix to having a mentally ill kid

>>375841439
My girlfriend and I have discussed this; neither of us care for the mentally/physically feeble either.

Action T4 is the only solution for them.

>>375841817
Seeing so many people like you who are diagnosed ADHD but act like they have autism, I'm convinced they're the same disease.

>>375842635
ADHD may well be the lowest degree of autism

>>375825437
Standing still is for cucks like you. If you're not constantly moving you must be some sort of landwhale

>>375825437
If you stand still, the voices will come back, they will talk into your head

>>375825497
a toy for self-diagnosed internet wizards to play with

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>>375842079
>raising another man's child

KEK

>>375843249
>Oh shit. I don't have anything snappy to say! Better post this gay ass anime picture!

I had no idea there were so many autism relief devices on the market.

>>375823725
>another offtopic ''what are some videogames that let me do this'' thread
Do your fucking job mods you useless fucks

>>375842704

I'm inclined to believe that autism is a catch-all for various mental disorders just like ADD/ADHD was in the 90s and people should stop perpetuating it's special handling, begin carefully studying and properly differentiating various conditions.

>>375843391
A lot of them are just general stress relief or fidget toys being branded as for autism.

>>375826617
Because they get off on it thinking it makes them better than everyone. They're so pure and mature to do nothing instead of something

>>375843337
>raising a kid whos parents abandoned them/are dead
>kek worthy
way to be fucking retarded

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>>375843337

>raising a child

*smacks lips*

>>375843493

Autism is caused by mercury in vaccinations.

Don't listen to "doctors". There's a reason most people die at hospitals instead of at home or abroad.

>>375843337
Fucking scum. How weak-minded are you to fall for the biological meme? Family is bond, blood has fuck all to do with it.

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>>375843562
Adopted kids rarely integrate into their new family. Most of them go back to orphanage in weeks.

>>375843969
Sure, but adopting is actually really hard and time consuming. People always act like we're still at the point you go to an orphanage and pick your favorite and you have a kid that day. There's reasons other than wanting a biological kid to not want to adopt.

>>375843562

Most adopted kids turn out to be rapists and murderers. You want a rapist murdering Jameroqai in your house?

>>375831259
If you tap the power button it goes to sleep.
You have to turn it off via menus or hold the button down until you forget what you were doing, then 10 seconds after that point it'll turn off.

>>375844145

I honestly never understood this. Why even oppose abortion if you can't even give the little unwanted fucks away?

>>375831734
Think of it sort of like... working out to music. You work out more efficiently and typically for longer when you've got music to listen to, as it distracts you from the things that are distracting you, in this particular instance, the exhaustion of working out, how hot you're feeling, how sticky the sweat is making your clothes, focusing so much on your pace that you manually take over and fuck up, and so on.

These people have that sort of distraction going on at all times, not just when they're working out. Having available for them to compartmentalize that part of them to something simple and repetitive helps them to focus on what they're actually supposed to focus on, instead of anything else.

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>>375844238
>>375844238

Why would you ever turn it on?

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>>375844056
>adopting niggers and violent kids

>>375844393

Orphanages often hide the fact that the kid youre adopting tortures animals or faps while cutting themselves.

>>375825667
>not jacking into the Metaverse every single day

What the fuck is wrong with you?
Sell my your Rift

>>375844349
netflix... plex... be dissapointed as yet another garbage set of games are given to me for free*

*requires psn gold

>>375844156

>shit talking Jamiroquai

What is this virtual insanity

>>375844741

He probably thought it sounded niggerly.

>>375825667
in rest mode.

at least try

I'm subbed to a guy on Youtube who reviews these spinner things.

>>375845069
how autistic is he?

>>375845247
Seems normal, I actually subbed to him years ago because he reviewed and painted Gunpla but now he reviews spinners mainly. I haven't actually watched any of the spinner reviews but I'm going to start now.

>>375845392
link then

>>375845463
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SupBbA8WbI

Have fun watching autism.

>>375845247
Despite the labeling of them as autism or adhd toys, they really are full-on normie kid fad right now.

how do i cash in on this shit

will people watch it on twitch / watch Let's Spins

>>375845574
>that voice
I'm having fun alright.

>>375831259
to collect cockroaches

>>375845574
What the fuck is with this autism

>>375845649
Buy 10 spin them be amazed that the first one sitll spinning, like and subscribe

>>375845574
>1974

>>375845574
oh dear, he dips into elmer fudd occasionally, I feel a little bad for laughing a little.

also he has toe fingers.


>>375845585
it was more that he was doing reviews of them.

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>>375845574
>What do you do for living
>I'm a surgical assistant

>>375846189
Even autist that love spinners can have wives and good paying jobs.

>>375844156
I don't want anybody to murder Jameroqai, I love his music

>>375836595
Anon wait until you find out this is true of so many products. Even appliances, cleaning projects, beverages, etc.

>>375844741
Thank you for reminding me he exist. I need more acid jazz in my life.

>Never heard of these spinners before this thread today
>Go out to the corner store a few minutes ago
>See a teenager playing with one

Can 4chan predict my future?

>>375823725
>1lb of "pure" brass put into a mold
>2K
What the hell?

>>375835614
Improving my mood, and having the rubber band balls helped to keep me from getting distracted at work. If I wasn't making rubber band balls I was shitposting on here instead, now I either talk to co-workers or play with the rubber band balls while working. I enjoy where I work now that I have friends, and it shows in my work.

>>375835614
>>375847417
Also forgot to mention part of my review is on social interaction and since I started making them that part of my review hit the highest level I could be graded at.

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>>375823725
Buyer's remorse in a single image. Oh why did I do it?

>>375847643
>Buyer's remorse in a single image
that's not the ouya

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>>375847231
If you have never noticed them before you need to go buy yourself one because you are a flaming autist who can't focus on the world around him.

>>375847749
first time i heard about them was my boss showing one to me, it was brass

>>375847686
That's because nobody actually bought an Ouya...did they?

>>375848087
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCzR_ZsZRlY

>>375847876
>working for someone with autism.

This is worse than being a cuck.

>>375848310
at least i have a job

>>375848169
the fuck, he did a second one?

>>375848169
I really, truly don't understand how people can deliberately grow a neckbeard and not feel like the biggest cock on earth.

>>375841817
>Reddit spacing
>Getting offended over random posts
>...?
>Engineer
Faggot

>>375848391
well i didn't link the first one now did i