This silly blatant fanservice costume has made me come to hate

Oh, I'm sorry snowflake, can't you take a strong independent woman who's also sexy?

I actually care about her character development throughout all of the games, but whatever.

Reminder that Samus is a trans, you're getting turned on at a male.

>>375813961
I don't mind the zero suit at all, so long as Metroid games continue to not use it a lot.

It was easily the worst part of Other M, which was already a shitshow. Nobody wants to play as blue-suit space Barbie, I want to play as armoured cannon-arm lady.

That silly blatant fanservice costume has made me come to love the Metroid series
>samus will never suck your dick everytime you finish one of her games as a thank you for keeping her franchise alive

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>>375813961

>>375814103
it's a hot male so who cares

>>375813961
fuck off back to tumblr

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>>375814024
TUMBLR TOLD MEH U CANT BE STRONG AND SEXY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEE

that and the fact they havent made a side scroller metroid in 25 years.

>>375813961
For me, it's the lack of good games since 2007.
Weird how different people are, huh?

>>375813961
And we all are sorry for that, that you don't like the silly blatant fanservice costume and that hate know an entire series for that, without looking and gameplay and shit, but hey that didn't matter, what matters is, what you think. You know what? You're right, we should all stop buying metroid games, we should all stop playing them, we should all stop fapping to Samus, because if it makes YOU unconfomtable, HOW COULD WE LET THAT HAPPEN?

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>>375813961
Shut up and post more yummy yummy Sammy bummy

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>>375813961
Give it a chance.

>>375813961
That's because you're a pretentious babyman who takes himself and his babyshit too seriously.

post BLACKED samus.

>>375813961
>This silly blatant fanservice costume has made me come

>>375815801
The Horny Samus meme always makes me chuckle

>>375815923
Back to /d/ with you nigger.

Mommy Samus, are you here?

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>>375813961
I'm starting to wonder if these threads are meant for this, but if not, you do know that these only bring in a bunch of gross ERPers and shit, right?

Anyway I actually think the Zero Suit looks much nicer than most previous underwears she's had, but I would have preferred she stay big and visibly muscular as well. Making her smaller and skinnier was dumb, but didn't kill the series or anything. That's solely on Other M and just the strange inability for Nintendo to care anymore about what I believe to be the best franchise they have. Appearance-wise I can still take her seriously, she wears a serious expression and the Zero Suit itself looks practical and sleek to me.

Also I like the rocket-heels, I thought they were cool. Kicking in heels is more damaging than even normal shoes, as there's less surface area that's actually making impact, so it makes enough sense to me. Her fighting style in smash is cool also.

Anyway, I also prefer the persona she seems to take on when armored a lot more than how she is without. The way she moves, poses, the way fanworks portray her, everything. But here's a suitless Samus I still quite like, as this thread is about to be full of tasteless bimbo shit.

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>6'3'' / 190cm
>200 lbs / 91kg

>>375817154
>tfw she's just a tad shorter and lighter than me
>tfw i'll never wrestle with her all oiled up
feels bad

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>>375817154
>20kg heavier than me

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This is my fap thread now, get to work anons.

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>>375817693
>you will never find out what dick tastes like

>>375816627
/d/ Doesn't like BBC or cucking either unless it's a dickgirl I should know.

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>>375813961
>first post isn't This silly blatant fanservice costume has made me come
You guys are so mind bogglingly boring it's a wonder i still come here

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>>375818098
>Implying you're not the same.

>>375813961
ITT: Virginz 4 Lyfe

>>375813961
Yeah, and the bikini bimbos from the first three games (readhead in the original and blonde in Super) didn't because you never played them in the first place.

Where'd all the Samus go?

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This silly blatant fanservice costume has made me come to hate the Zelda series.

>>375813961
that seems like a silly reason to hate the series. im sorry that you're retarded

Nintendo thought they would make a lot more money if they turned their protagonist into a fucking bimbo slut who just walks around the universe in a fetish suit and high heels.
What a mistake.

>>375815428
God, even the official art is too similar to these slut fetishist ones.

>>375816724
Ofc she has a big ghetto ass because its just mandatory nowadays.

>>375820536
I'm pretty sure that's supposed to be funny, only a degenerate would think that's hot
Kek

>>375821770
Its fanservice for fujos

>>375820931
are you gay or a woman?