>game is set in the medieval age or some shit >I'm

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>game is medieval
>no one is racist or hates fags

>medieval game
>there are no secret sex dungeons when exploring old, ruined, secluded homes

>medieval game
>set in an alternative universe so the creators don't have to do any research on how things actually were back then

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>>375801023
Is it true that in medieval times marrying 8 year olds is considered normal?

>>375803863
This is why I dislike M&B, and why I love Darklands and wish that Josh Sawyer will actually make a historical RPG.

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>game has magic
>mass chaos isn't happening 24/7
>mass mind control and rape isn't happening
>world economy isn't fucked

>Game is set in alternate universe where Gods are real
>People are atheists

>>375803996
8 was the equivalent of 20 back then. People only lived until 40s.

>>375803996
In Medieval Europe it's more around 14 when they can actually reproduce. Considering women are fucking useless except for fucking and the average life expectancy then was around 35 years old, the sooner you can pawn your daughter to some sap the better.

>>375804406
>People only lived until 40s.
Not in the medieval time, it was more like until 60s.

>>375803863
>caveman game
>women are strong warriors fighting wooly mammoths and sabertooth tigers instead of picking berries

>>375804487
The 1800s weren't medieval, you stupid Millennial shit.

>game is set in the medieval age
>17 year old man addressed as "boy"
you wouldn't call someone a "boy" or "girl" whose life is half over.

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>>375804406
>life expectancy = actual lifespan

>>375804647
Wow, you're angry.

>>375803996
It was more like 12 to 16, maybe nobles would marry earlier for diplomatic reasons, but you wouldn't expect them to consummate

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>>375801023
>medieval fantasy game
>culture is heavily influenced by an abrahamic religion that does not exist ingame

>>375804820
I think people mix up marriage with betrothal, married after 12, betrothed as early as 3 year old I believe

>>375804820
Nobles fucked their wives purely to produce an heir. They had mistresses for actual fun fucking.

Meanwhile peasants fucked purely to get free labor to pick turnips, and fucked often because most of them would die early.

>>375804647
The average life expectency was so low because a shitload of baby died.

>>375803996
For women it was more along lines "old enough to bleed, old enough to breed".
For men it was when they reached maturity, which usually translated to "had steady work you were expected to do rest of your life", depending on your caste it could be anywhere between 16 and 30.

it was little different for noble families and such, when even months old babies of both sexes were getting engaged, but that was more about forming interfamilies contracts than anything else, and had little legal value until age of 12.

>>375804987
Thats not how average life expectancy works anon, nobody counts dead babies in the life expectancy

>>375804647
>>375804487
>>375804452
>>375804406
FFS.
>What are averages?
Childbirth was very risky, and often fatal for mother and/or child.
Childhood had a high mortality rate.
If a human survived part adolescence they could reasonably expect to hit 60-80's.
The preservation of intergenerational wealth meant that virginity was important (since it was the only way to ensure paternity of offspring).
It was very (VERY) rare for girls to be married before their first menstration (since it was a burden to support a girl).
Typically, a medieval woman could expect to be married by 15, but by the mid to late 14th century this age increased to early 20's, sometimes even late 20's to miss 30's.

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>>375805084
Yes you do if you calculate life expectancy starting from birth

>>375804368
gods like having something to aim at.

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>medieval game
>american accents

>>375805159
Virginity wasn't all that important as long as you weren't popping out a bastard and even then, abortion, abandoning and outright child murder were a thing. Not to mention that contraception is one of humanity's oldest sciences.
The whole virginity and sex for purpose of reproduction only thing is shit that puritans came up with in the 18/19 Hundreds. People always did a shitton of fucking just for fun.

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>medieval game
>English accents

>>375805850
Literally no fun allowed people

>>375805765
>Game is set in non English speaking country
>Has no language option for that country

Hey

>>375803863
But anon that is literally my fetish.

>>375801023
>its a videogame
>has to adhere to real world conventions and politics

>>375804580
To be honest all but 2 Wenja women were gatherers.

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>>375805915
>Game is set in non English speaking country
>American VA say random phrases in other language with their disgusting accent

>>375806073
>has to adhere to real world conventions and politics

Now are you saying this as that it has to adhere to real world conventions and politics of the medieval times or the present time?

>>375805765
There's no such thing as an American accent. We speak perfect English.

>>375806454
This is funny

>>375803863
Or they just don't want to. I mean I get where you're coming from but I'm not playing gamez for muh 'realistic'

>>375803996
You would be betrothed at birth and would breed as soon as you bled.

>>375804121
mount and blade is far more realistic than "historical" games

>>375807237
Call me back when half your army dies of dysentery before even seeing the enemy and it's suicide to campaign during any season that is not summer

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>Medieval game
>Modern english words

>>375807404
that level of realism wouldn't be fun at all, though the viking conquest dlc is a bit more realistic, you have diseases when trying to siege places and its overall a bit more realistic

and again, I said its MORE realistic, its a relative term

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>Game with Aztec, Incan, or postclassic Maya stuff
>"Ancient"

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>medieval England
>People say ye instead of the

ITT: American education
Hollywood is really bad for you guys.

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>>375802065
>Game is set in '50s America
>Plenty of racist people
>Nobody ever call black people "niggers"

>>375809984
Didn't Mafia III say nigger like every 3 seconds? Shame that game was garbo.

>>375809984
They're too scared to do it

>>375801023
Is this Stella Glow?
>MC is 17
>running joke is Rusty keeps inviting him for a drink, but he can't because he's underage
Don't know about marriage but there is quite a lot of fanservice, and half of the girls are under 18.

>>375805765
>he wants medieval English
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fxy6ZaMOq8
might as well want it in Swahili