ITT: We add ingredients one at a time to make a game that will trigger /v/ the most. I'll start:
>average graphics
>>375745707
Art from tumblr
>Game validates key code through an online verification system, can only be used 3 times before its invalid.
>>375745707
western
>denuvo
early access
>>375745707
Its actually good
>Pugtagonist
>kinect controls
>>375745707
Has required tranny party member
That dog is probably dead by now.
QTE's
>>375745707
>Not containing waifu material
(plz kill for using that word desu)
>console exclusive with PC release announced a year and a half later
Pugs are funny looking dogs.
Donal Trump game over screen.
female protagonist
>paying real money for continues
>We decided to focus on diversity and be as inclusive as possible. We are making games for the majority. Come. Join us!
>>375745707
memes
unskippable mandatory tutorial and cutscenes
30fps 720p
Multiplayer-only achievements
>women and minorities
Made by Pixel
>>375745798
But all of /v/'s favorite gay furry porn artists are on tumblr
Written by Phil Fish and Anthony Burch
>>375745707
>Muslim liberal propaganda
SJW diversity/ female protag / black female power bs
>unkillable children
Console exclusive
Way too much bloom and motion blur
>>375746695
Servers closed after 2 years
Requires Wii motion plus
>>375745707
It's the newest game in its series
available exclusively for the Nintendo Switch
>Procedurally generated living breathing world
Pre-order exclusive gameplay DLC that varies depending on retailer
play with devs in multiplayer achievement
dickhead mode:it doesnt spread between other players like some virus achievements do, you actually have to play with the devs
pay to "progress" business model
cosmetic dlc announced before release.
>pre order exclusives
>based on a real event in history
>females and non-whites are included in the game even though it wasn't the case historically
skippable cutscenes but if you skip any you can't get 100%
For some cutscenes, start pauses the cutscene. For others, it skips the cutscene. There is no indication of which action will happen.
>Loads of skippable developer credits as the game starts, makes you mash your buttons
>Places the "New game" option right after the startup credits so you accidentally hit it every time
>1st cutscene is unskippable
Crash 3 did all but the last
>achievement for buying the game when it was in early access
>>375748631
Satan is that you?
Bamham combat. Someone post the webm, i want to save it.
>tfw i love bamham combat, but i know it triggers /v/
Round any percent values up when displayed but still use the actual value in calculations so you get scenarios where a 100% chance attack misses because it was actually 99.9%
custom key bindings reset to default every time you start the game
Timed underwater escort mission.
20/20 item durability, repairs gone wrong can permanently lower maximum durability
Survival crafting mechanics.
Directed by Casey Hudson
>activate your account to play
>log in / register
>make new account
>email verification
>boot game
>single player
>connecting to cloud
>laoding game
>connecting to cloud pt.2
>DRM check failed
>internet connection required to play returning to main menu