Hello! Sir ! I'm here to take your daughter to prom. Don't

sir this is a mcdonalds drive thru

>midnight

You're getting your ass back here before 9:30 or i'm getting my damn shotgun.

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>>375742991
No, it's a traditional american restaurant ! are yo ucalling me a liar ?

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>>375742883
No, Son.

>>375742883
She'll refund you before midnight.

>>375742883
shave your face first and iron your shirt

Im still rooting for sean. Last update was a step in the right direction

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Well, at least he's white.

>>375743235
Is that calculon?!

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>>375743116
OMG God himself !

>>375743161
>Step in the right direction
>game released last August

Good for you Sean

>>375743161
Are you saying you forgot to get a refund ?

>>375742883
Why don't you take me instead, cutie?

Did he get off too easily?

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>>375742883
im sure you will have fun in your date. BUT FIRST show me your steam library

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>>375743116
>>375743278
plebs

Hes a genious.

>>375742883
I thought you were gay, boy

S E A N L I E D

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>>375743621
Come on anon show us were Tim touched you

>>375743561
Is that a pun?

did he ever say anything after the whole fisco? is he still in hello games?

>>375742883
Sorry mate that sounded like a statement, not a question, to which the answer is no.

>>375743819
He went silent for almsot 1 year after the release, now that the game went trough some """"""""""""""""""""""""good""""""""""""" update and won an award, he twits more but nothing fancy

>>375743278
He wouldn't respond like that, Molyneux and Murray already know each other in person.

>>375742883
"sir i can't see your daughter"
"what do you mean you can't see her, she's right in front of you"
"truly amazing"

>>375743974
Indeed, Molyneux and Murray meet eachother at the first nazi convention and kept in touch until the final days of the third reich, records say they had a few e-mails before the launch of No man's sky

>>375743960
It hasn't even been a year since release you faggot.

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>>375742883
>starts rambling on about this being a massive prom
>"there's gonna be hundreds of people"
>Daughter comes home later crying
>"He took me to some dark alley and forced himself on me, I screamed for help but there was N O B O D Y around!"

>>375744793
But they were right in front of you

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>>375742883
Alright, but remember; no alcohol! Only tea and noms, ok?

>>375745339
>2 microwaves

someone post the webm pls

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>>375743235

>>375744270
>having Molyneux and Murray around
no wonder they lost the war

>>375744793
>The whole time he was saying, "what do you mean this is an empty alley, I'm right here" but in fake voices

>>375746053
Did they anon ? Did they really ?

well you're at the right address but my daughter is having trouble finding you

>>375745726
I mean it makes sense. If 2 people are in there you'll use the second one. It's not uncommon in a workplace.

>>375746461
Owning two microwaves is absurd, nobody can do that. You should have to sell the first microwave before you can purchase a second one.

>>375746461
>Implying there's enough people working in Hello! Games to justify 2 microwaves

>>375744261
kek

>>375745726
We have 4 microwaves at my work. It stops the bottleneck at lunch.

>>375745726
If one of them smells like popcorn, you can use the other one, silly.

>>375748048
Stop bragging Google.

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Wait i know you from the newspapers!

How is your band of thieves named?

>>375742883
Technically every day has a midnght. He didn't specify, so he didn't lie.

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>>375748278
these guys slap your gf's ass

what do you do?

>>375748383
record it and wank later

>>375748383
....Buy Fallout 4?

>>375748383
Pray they spare me

>>375748383
Joke's on them.

I lied about having a girlfriend.

>>375742883
>implying you'll ever see your daughter again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvGXCisAaR4

>>375748278
YOU'LL NEVER SEE IT COMIIIIIIIIIING

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>>375748383
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?

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>>375747069
You probably got me there.

>>375742883
Is he still silent?

>>375748707
No he just tweeted about yo mamma's fine ass.

>>375746879
I own 2 microwaves right at this very moment

>>375748885
GEE BILLY ??? TWO MICROWAVES ?

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>>375742883

GTFO or I'm siccing my lawyer posse on your slimy contradicting ass.

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>ywn lick his feet while he whispers sweet little lies in your ear

Why live

>>375748383
>see that ass over there?
>you can slap it

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>>375742883

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hey guys

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GAME OF THE DECADE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wdes0D1rL7E

>Uh, she's right here
>"Hehe nice joke sir, very funny. No please, if you could get her I'd like to take her out for tea and noms before prom..."
>No, she's right here. Right next to me. Can't you see her?
>"N-no."

>>375745726
>>375748048
Where I used to work we had like 12 microwaves. What kinda small ass companies have you guys been at

>>375749525
>"that's amazing ! "

>>375742883
Fuck off.

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>>375749643
>he likes to be a drone in a multimegacorp

>>375745726
Well duh, obviously more than one team member is going to want to kill themselves at a time.

>>375749348
I love you

>>375743095
What the fuck is wrong with his teeth?

>>375745726
of all the things to complain about in the picture you choose that.

Some people's autism I swear.

>>375749393
>right, here's the limo, let's go
>hang on driver, stop the car, we need to change the engine out for a completely different one
>we'll arrive at the same time dear, I promise
>would you like to buy this drawing I did, by the way?

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>>375748675
I'm sorry sir, it's time for you to leave.

What did he lie about?
I mean its called no MAN`s sky,obviously therer are only women.

>>375751103
> Do I fit in yet guys ?

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so has anyone found eachother yet? or been affected by anything other players have done?
I literally haven;t played it since launch so I'm assuming it's still shit.

>>375748278

>You'll never see it reeelllleasiiinnggggg it's only lies and your out of money

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>>375742883

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>>375750540

Todd howard is really likeable and at least his games are actually decent

>tfw somehow managed to get a gf before prom
How do I get some action on prom night?

>>375751742
.t Rodd Broward

>>375752091
Be charming + alcohol

>>375752091
Most girls go to prom with full intention to put out. All you need to supply is the alcohol and a place to do it

>>375743579
god damn todd

i dont know why this stupid meme makes chuckle so much over the years, there's nothing innately funny about it

>>375745726
Americans have a lot of sharts

>>375752091
Don't stress too much about it, girls get naughtier with the time

>>375742883
>I hope you are showing her the center of the universe tonight, son

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>>375742883
>letting your belover daughter goign out with a male
>ever

My princess will be a lesbian

Who here actually went to their prom?

>>375753186
I had the honor to touch her titties trough her robe, sitting on a bench outside of the gymnasium

>>375753152
Enjoy mulatto grandkids then
That's what control freaks get

Fine, but can you put some fucking shoes on when you do

>>375753353
She can't have babies if she's not into dicks

>>375753186
I don't think I was even aware the day it happened until it was talked about in our school news the next day

>>375753810
oh, you were THAT guy

>>375743116
>>375748383
>Molyneux actually used to make great games
>forever bundled up with hacksfrauds just because he became overambitious in his later years
Sad

>>375753915
being ambitious is a thing, but pressuring your employee for promises you can't keep is a dick move

>>375742883
The prom is so big, it might take years to meet another student.

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>>375743735
There are no words.

>>375753583
Don't worry. Science will fix that.

>>375752091
>prom
GTAB

>>375754240
I'd rather that than a man putting his ding dong into her pee pee

>>375752091
>How do I have sex during the biggest fuckfest of the year ?

Just don't be an autist ffs

>>375752091
I skipped prom, best decision. I went to it without a date, but didn't go in because no fucking way. Met a few goth chicks smoking and drinking whiskey ironically by the football field, outside during prom night. They were just as desperate as I was and I could see their regret hiding behind irony. I was really pissed off about being a beta but they interpreted it as if I had come.to school in anger to ruin prom night or something. So I got in their little clique then fucked one of them at the end of the night. Good God her tits were amazing

>>375755059
>smoking and drinking whiskey ironically
>smoking and drinking whiskey ironically>smoking and drinking whiskey ironically
>smoking and drinking whiskey ironically>smoking and drinking whiskey ironically
>smoking and drinking whiskey ironically>smoking and drinking whiskey ironically
>smoking and drinking whiskey ironically

>>375753915
good games?

like what, black and white? fuck outta here

>>375755189
? You ok anon? This was back in the early nineties where goth chicks still existed

>>375755348
Populous was good okay ? f... fuck you

>>375755189
I think he means it was ironic they were at the football field, not that they were drinking and smoking ironically

>>375753583
You can't make her not be into dicks.
Women are notorious for their lack of ability to not do things that are harmful for them and everyone around, such as impaling self on black penises.

This thread 10/10

>>375755348
>Populus, Dungeon Keeper, B&W
>Bad
Kill yourself my man.

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>>375749338

>>375748383
I bet they only said they slapped my gf, but they actually didn't.
If they somehow managed to slap my gf, it would mean I have a gf now.

>>375755059
>Contd
Her name was Sarah, jet-black long hair, she had a bit of a large forehead, but the rest of her face was amazing. She was really good with makeup, but didn't overdo it with piercings, and her black lipstick tasted liquorish. Brown eyes, cute nose. She was skinny as fuck around the waist, but she was tall and wide shouldered for girls so her tits somehow survived. She wore that grey skirt with frills, kneesocks, and her thighs we're soft as fuck. Overall she had a tomboy build, but her cute little but held my dick so tight I thought it would break. Shaven pussy too, with a tattoo of a devil tail on the side.
Want. More?

>>375752236
>>375752682
>>375752904
Only issue is that she doesn't seem too likely to put out so soon (only been together for 2 months). That and the fact that we've never done anything besides makeout and cop a feel.

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'sup.

>>375757138

why are you posting an ugly jew?

>>375743095

Am I the only one who thinks he looks really sinister?

>>375755059
>>375756478
>and then everyone stood up and clapped

nobody cares about your fucking blog

>>375757379
he totally looks like some kind of freak from the movie rebirth

>>375757094
>2 months

I'm sorry dude, but if you don't give her your best that night, chances are you'll go home with a kiss on the cheek.

Don't worry, the real action takes place later

>>375756478
I'll post more regardless.

So I can't remember her friends names, but they were really bitchy about everything, which was surprising cause I thought goths were more mellow with each other, since if they were all about weird indie music (at the time), black white movies and diary/memoir stuff. Anyway I played along with everyone else being fakers, wannabes or capitalist slaves. Unlike South Park portrays it they didn't use the conformity word so much. Eventually we all got piss drunk and started playing truth or dare (again ironically they thought). So they didn't want kissing or anything, because that was lame, so it wasnt what I wanted but whatever. So we lit a trashcan on fire, fucked with the sprinklers, broke into the storeroom, and then they finally got drunk enough and high on energy to get slutty.

>>375756478
>>375757751
nobody wants to read your fanfic

I know you people want to hate him because of how he looks but honestly him and his team probably got pressured by sony to hype and then rush it to completion. I doubt he actually intended for everything to go like this

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>>375742883
Your beard looks like fucking ballsack hair

the bags on your eyes suggest me you do drugs

your lower lip and tight pants make you look like a fucking fag

I know my daughter couldn't possibly be raped by you because of those scrawny thin skinned drumsticks you call arms because she can break them like toothpicks, but I don't know, you can't fucking take her.

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>>375751658
kek

>>375757906
>white
>rape

>>375753186
broke up with my girlfriend of 3 years like 2 weeks before prom and went with a different girl. I was a prick.
video games

>>375757638
Awfully shady character

>>375753915
I would agree with you, but there's no excuse for the shitshow that was Godus.

>>375743152
>ironing flannel
found the homo

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>People are still mad about No Man's Sky

>>375758620
nobody's mad, we just want (You)'s

>>375758620
Sure, let's forget about that and jump to the next Hypewagon

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>>375742883
Sure, go ahead.

>>375759025
fuck japan, seriously

>>375750172
British teeth

>>375759025
Sauce?

>>375759025
Why does dude haet loli?

>>375760975
Because it's easy to have your life ruined in Japan if you even look at a loli in a wrong way

>>375753186

I asked out my crush and she said yes and when I got there she and her friends all laughed at me because apparently she only said yes jokingly and I was too autistic to pick it up. I didn't know anybody there but didn't want to call my mom to pick me up because she'd know something went wrong so I tried to tag along behind her and her friends for a bit but they told me I was creepy and to fuck off so I just sat down by the wall while everyone danced for about an hour and a half then called my mom to pick me up.

>>375762752
I didn't know I was on /r9k/

>>375753186
Yup. I even won the school contest for a free suit rental from a nice store. My girlfriend bought her dress from Hot Topic, I used temporary red hair dye, and we looked stupid. But it was fun.