>ITT: Games that have no reason to play/exist
If I wanted to play Zelda, i'd just boot up Zelda. Whats the point of making a piss poor clone that has nothing interesting or unique to its name when all it does is copy tropes? This is borderline parody garbage.
>B-but character creator
4 frames of animation and a terrible voxel? Even Cladun has a better sprite maker for fucks sake.
3D Dot is fun. It has Zelda style gameplay and features Zelda references but it has its own identity.
>>375740986
>It has its own identity
>THE SIX ORBS
>THE DARK KING
>THE PRINCESS OF LIGHT
I'd agree if it werent the most generic shit on the planet. Fucking atari games had more depth then this
>>375741181
It's a parody game, of course it has references.
Its identity comes from the unique humor and visuals.
Why does new zelda keep getting released? If I wanted zelda, I'd just replay older zelda, and they're better too.
It has way more references to Dragon Quest than Zelda.
>>375740659
>Hear it's a Zelda clone
neat.
>It's a Zelda 1 clone
That's stupid as hell.
>>375742275
It also has more FF than Zelda.
>tfw old PS3 games that never got a digital version before Sony started enforcing them
I don't want to bother finding a copy, I haven't bought a single physical game in like 8 years, reeee
>>375742978
Just buy it online
It's literally better than every Zelda game ever made.
>>375742108
Yes because the weapons are totally original:
>BOW AND ARROW
>BOMBS
>TOTALLY NOT HOOK SHOT
>>375740659
>I don't like thing so thing should stop existing
Eat a dick man. I like both Zelda and 3D Dot.
>>375743431
>a sword that covers the entire screen
Why play either when you could be playing Okami, the only good Zelda.
>Zelda 1 with Xboxhueg swords, create-a-character, and a ton of DQ references
>no reason for existing
Fuck off.
>>375740659
The game of my life
ahaha
>>375740659
>(You)
>>375743575
OP is a wise guy, he knows that the only way to make a lively thread about obscure niche last gen games is to rage and shitpost about it.
>>375744297
yeah, wouldn't have gotten a single reply otherwise
>>375740659
I liked the tower defense minigame.
And maybe people wanted MORE ZELDA. You can only play the exact same game so many times before it gets boring
>tfw only played like 10 games in 25 years of gaming they perfected the genre and all the other similar games and sequels are pointless
>>375742520
Don't worry senpai, Atlus made a 3D Zelda clone too ;^)
> Makes a thread about a game nobody gives a shit
> Replies: 22
> Posters: 12
Looks like OP is a samefag talking to himself.
>>375742520
Fuck you Zelda 1 is great.
>>375742239
What if someone played all the old Zelda games?
???