I have a hikikomori acquaintance who I'd like to try rehabilitate.

>>375713441
take him clubbing

play gears of war 2

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>>375713674
he'll have a panic attack for sure, dude's a real mess
I was thinking something you can pick up for like 30 minutes at a time. If I try hang with him for hours on end, he'll spook and it's gameover.

>>375713849
never played it. Is manly gears something you can enjoy in small bits?

>>375714321
Lego games are good for short bursts. Or portal 2, just play a couple of puzzles a session.

>>375713674
>Club him

>>375714321
Wait a minute you're really just a co-dependent sociopath trying to validate your existence by having someone more pathetic rely on you! And you don't even end up fucking the NEET!

>>375713674
>>375714626
anyone ever beat clubby the seal?

>>375715958
Pretty much, yeah. I feel a bit sorry for the guy but mostly I'm doing this for myself

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>tfw hiki
>no misaki

>>375713674
>that vice episode where that fucking normie tries to break asians out of their videogame habit by taking them........clubbing
My blood still boils

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>>375716343
>implying everyone doesn't do everything for themself, even if at a psychological level

>>375713441
take him to a shrink

>>375716486
This really made me think.

>>375716449
link?

are you a cute girl

>>375713441
just suck his dick already

>>375713441
How are you holding that umbrella if there's no shaft for it visible?

>>375713674
Fucking leafs think the only way to fix a neet is by murdering innocent seals.

>>375716696
He's a druggie as well. Might lose his benefits or something, I dunno. Will look into it.

>>375717030
No, but he is. Skinny as a stick though and quite a bit younger than me and I'm not gay he is

>>375713674
Clubbing is fucking trash, why would normalfags waste their money looking for STD ladden whores, your better off going to a bar cause at least its not as fucking expensive for liquor and its not super crowded.

>>375717647
Yeah, I agree. The club isn't the best place to find a lover so the bar is where I go

>>375716486
Babby's first alturistic crisis. While everyone does everything for themselves it's a lot easier to do things which materially benefit you than things which materially benefit others

>>375713441
nhk was a shit anime

>>375717970
It's one of my all time favorites and your a shit person.

>>375716343
That's pretty fucking cruel anon. He probably feels like he's making an actual friend and you are just using him for your personal brownie points.

I fucking hate people like you.

>>375718153
might as well kill yourself it thats your favourite

>>375714321
Crackdown 2 is good for short stupid fun

>>375713441
It's not that good but Toejam and Earl on 360 is co-op.

>>375713441
>>375714321
Stop posting pictures of my waifu.

>>375718213
Not him, but how is it cruel if the other guy never finds out?

Then they both will gain something out of it.
And the other guy will probably stabilize and get the chance to learn socializing again

>>375713441
Had a friend like that as a teen/young adult like 10 years ago.

And i didnt really understand psychological issues at all because i am mostly neurotypical.

And then i ruined the friendship completely because of lack of understanding and being pushy and trying to force the friend to do social things.

That only lead to her drawing back into the shell even more.

>>375713441

kill yourself and bring no further shame upon the greatest shmup to ever exist