>join our party and get on mic why does this make me

>>375686873
Because you have social anxiety.

Next question.

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>Haha, wow Anon, you sound really cute
>You seriously expect us to believe you're a boy?
>Don't worry, we'll look after you
I guess this isn't so bad...

>>375686873
it can be intimidating, but ultimately you should push out of your comfort zone and do it. 9 times out of 10 you'll be happy that you did because it's a good time. Unless they're stoners, then it'll suck. Unless you are also smoking, then it won't.

>>375686917
uh, I have this zit under my nutsack. What should I do with it?

Just do what I do:

Start off with the traditional "h-hi"
Ask the team if they can keep the swearing down because your mom's new boyfriend is visiting
If they are chill and agree then game on, if not ask to get booted from party.

>>375687198
POP
O
P

>>375687084
I just tense up at the idea of it

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>>375686873
uuueeeghhh

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>>375686873
Unless you're some squeaker faggot, no one will care what you sound like.
Just do it anon.

why'd the bears give up a bunch of picks to move up one spot? is trubitsky that good?

>>375686873
Every game I join its always one guy who just sniffs in mic to see if anyone else has one.

>>375687029
Things that never, ever happen the post.

;_________;

because I don't know what to talk about :(

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>>375687626
The first and second did happen. The third part was actually my friend's wife saying she was jealous of my voice, she thought I sounded more like a girl than she did.

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>never play multiplayer games because they aren't fun
>never meet new people because of this
>slowly losing friends

There's nothing to be done.

>>375687417
No, they just got a mandate from the top and lost a lot of value trying to follow that mandate.

>>375687737
That happens when you're a tranny trying to compensate for your masculine voice, yes. You overcompensate for the femininity and put on a show that makes people think you're a squeeky femme when it deters people because it seems rather forced.

>>375687821
I'm not a tranny, where did you infer that from?

>>375687884
you don't produce any testosterone

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>>375686873
Just go on giant 32/24 player servers and get over being anxious to talk there

Worked wonders by either talking in a conversation/verbal shitposting on alltalk Team Fortress 2 servers for me and stopped making me feeling anxious about talking to several people.

>>375687957
I produce some.

>>375687029
Vocaroo

Because you know you'll be playing with a bunch of angry nerds that yell at everything

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>>375686873
>tfw i decline not because i'm anxious but just to lazy to grab my headset

>>375686873
Did that manga finish yet? Last I remember they go visit her parents and break in to her old school I believe and they were going to do right there and now before that irish or scottish investigator was going to bust them.


it was an okay story from what i remember.

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>/v/ is your only remaining social contact

>>375689819
we're on the same boat

>>375686873
the manga went to shit after "she died".

>dude your voice is so deep
>please talk more
I miss that server.

>>375686873
Sauce?

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>>375686873
Is that a Chicago hat?

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>been playing with a group of players for months now
>players want me to use a mic so we can communicate faster
>keep saying i can't afford one, stall for a bit
>eventually give in and turn it on one day
>sound like a child from my perspective
>tfw nobody comments on it

>>375689705
they killed eachother and regretted it when the dick girl showed them their kid that they didn't know existed (the girl had amnesia for a time) while they were bleeding out
The kid grows up to be a murderer and the begining of the story starts with a girl peeking on him while he was murdering somebody in his room
the end

>>375686873

Because you haven't yet learned that no one cares if you're talking or not

>>375687884
He's the specialist of you.

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>high rank in ow
>low rank friends ask me to group with them so I can "carry"
>right before match starts I alt+f4 because of the pressure
>haven't logged in again since
I wish I was lying

i have retarded social anxiety in real life and it influenced talking on videogames for me too.

but i bought garrysmod and joined a 36/36 TTT server, where communicating is a part of the game. and i opened up a bit on mic and i ended up really loving it. it's my favourite game now and the voicechat/talking shit with strangers is my favourite part of it

>>375688510
I can't right now, I'm sorry.
>>375692638
Neat, maybe he'll give me a kiss.

>>375692056
Looks like Cincinnati Reds to me.