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I don't mind fanservice but at least have a in game

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I don't mind fanservice but at least have a in game explanation for why.
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There is literally an in-game explanation for why, numbnuts. It's to draw attention away from her scars.
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>>375545828
That's modded skyrim innit?
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>>375545828
Isn't that medallion incorrect?
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Trying to get daddys attention
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>>375545828
It took me a while.
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>literally tells you she started leaving her shirt unbuttoned so people would stare at something other than her scars

I haven't even played the fucking game and I knew this
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>>375545931
>>375546240
Explain this then genius.
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>>375545950
Yes
That's in Solitude
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>>375545828
>"Didn't your scar bother you, didn't people stare?"
>"They did"
>"What did you do to stop it?"
>"Started undoing one button more, problem solved"
There is your in game explanation.
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>>375546328
Dont need to.
You are no to explain anything to
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>>375546328
Yoko Taro asked the modellers to create the most perfect ass ever, makes lots of sense to me.
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>>375546328
the loose material was subjected to more damage from the explosion than the taught material
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>>375546328
>why is their fan-service in a jap game
God, where do you mongs even come from.
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>>375546379
I don't understand. So she likes people staring, but only at her body rather than her face?
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>>375545828
>I don't mind fanservice but at least have a in game explanation for why.

fallout 4 with tittymonster waifus is infinitely better and fits the lore better than the original characters.
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>>375546328
Why is her butt so shiny?
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>>375545828
wtf will all the medallions? is there an explanation for that ?
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>witcher emblems
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>>375546328
She actually wants to seduce a prepubescent(200+ year old) boy
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>>375545828
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>>375547390
Her butt is wet
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>>375547318
Yes

Its not complicated

Are you really that dumb?
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>>375545828
>those big-ass boulders are considered "pavement"
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>>375547318
Yes, but only because scars on her face.
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>>375545828
>tits need explanation
>generic 30 something year old male protagonist doesn't
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>>375545828
giv ciri gf
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>>375547474
Why is it always wet in every screenshot?
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>>375545828
This is the mildest form of "fan service" I've ever seen. I wouldn't even go so far as to call it fan service.
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>>375547564
Because a bunch of people like wet butts and take screenshots of it?
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>>375546379
>now they stare BOTH at my scar and my tits

what a daring slut
I like
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>>375546328
The in-game reason is that they are androids made by humans, and humans wanted them to look sexy. Pretty fucking simple
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>>375547318
She'd rather they stare with a favorable gaze towards her chest than one of disgust and fear over her scars.
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>>375546328
Toobie was built for sex.
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>>375546328
taro likes girls
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>>375546328
Aint got to explain shit nigga. You gay or something son?
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>>375545828
>explain why women have breasts
>explain why breasts are nice
Anon, I have something to tell you
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>>375545828
So OP being a faggot is no a meme after all.
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>>375547853
No! Toobie is for lov! LOV! No lewds! Okay?
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>>375547475
Well, I heard Witcher tried to be deep by subverting every other trope, basically just being postmodern trash.

>there's a monter attacking the village, please help
>turns out the monster is actually the victim

But I didn't expect them to subvert real life stuff (in this case, women saying "my eyes are up here").

What's the point, though? Do people actually think that is good writing?
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>>375548940
Clearly people do.
You dont seem to be capable of independent thought.
You dont seem to engage with any subject matter on any level than superficial.

You seem like a very tedious person.
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>>375549389
not him but I kinda get where he's coming from

>subvert one thing
>it works and is thought provoking
>ok let's subvert EVERYTHING now
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>>375548940
>>375549389
even though this anon is being blunt and not really helpful, I agree with him, you seem to be an incredibly tedious person.
Please don't stay this way.
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>>375548940
>subverting tropes is postmodernism

wew lad
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>>375549592
Two things is far from everything
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>>375545828
> "m'lady Cirilla, your face is fan service in itself!"
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>>375549389
>>375549643
I might be tedious for you, which is unfortunate for you but has nothing to do with me.
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>It's a numale faggots complain about fan service being in a game episode
Really makes me want to make my own game desu and make it as fan servicey as possible.
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>>375545828
>at least have a in game explanation for why.
Ciri does give an explanation for her cleavage in the game, dumbass.
Did you even play the game or do you just whine for (You)s?
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>>375546328

People are already making uncanny valley tier robot waifus irl. The humans in Nier's universe had their priorities straight when they made the androids.
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i actually fucking love fanservice.
any upskirt, bouncing breasts, lewd unlockable costumes, count me in.
that being said i don't like when it's on full on anime characters like Senran.
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>>375549892
they literally subvert almost everything
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>>375546328
>Pretty much all the porn of her is anal
Sometimes being an assman gets its kicks.
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>>375546328
Would rather explain why she's wearing clothes at all
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>>375549956
You are asking the tedious questions.
It has everything to do with you.

Why do you ask the question.
Why do you have a problem with the occasional subversion?
Hoe do you reckon that with postmodernism?

The simple fact that you don't see what your role in the is does not give me hppe for you never actually ever understanding anyone else's point of view.
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>>375550265
how is being and assman related to anal? both holes are very close to each other and accessible from both sides
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>>375549887
Why is /v/ so fucking scared of postmodernism anyway

This is the postmodern era

/v/ is postmodern as hell
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>>375550289
The right clothes make a sexy woman more sexy
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>>375550265
>Be assman
>Like Nier's ass
>She doesn't have ass
What did the Irishman mean by this?
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>>375547318
It's something she's in control of.
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>>375550708
we're postpostpostmodern desu
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>>375550748
Then you're not a true assman.
A true assman can appreciate all types of normal esque asses. Also
>she doesn't have ass
Are you blind.
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>>375550513
Well anon, theres being an assman and a titsman. Anal means more images that focus on her ass instead of her breasts.
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>>375549958
It's not about being a numale. It's about not having the taste of a caveman you semen ridden knuckledragger.
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>>375551285
it's not like vaginal is gonna be breast focused either
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>>375551516
Well anon, I'd wager that most people categorize vaginas in the assman package. The choice is between the upper half (titsman) or the lower half of the female body (assman). How much more do I have to explain, boy?
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>Ciri will never be real
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>>375551410
>It's a redditor pretends to be an intellectual but really is a 500 pound overweight pseudo intellectual episode
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>>375551964
Even if she was she wouldn't be near your sorry ass
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>>375547483
Have you never seen a cobblestone street before? Were you born in fucking 2015?
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>>375552136
Keep being a literal construction worker for your entire life.
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>>375545828
Why does Geralt keep letting her pretend to be a Witcher? She doesn't have the cat eyes, and all the medallions he gives her to pretend with it's,from those fuckboy cat school faggots.
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>>375552656
>>375552656
she does have witcher training, just lacks the mutation part, but has her own special mary sue powers to compensate

I don't thing she's very far behind
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>>375552636
>enjoy a pair of tits
>get called an idiot

it's gonna be eight long years if you keep that childish attitude up lad.
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>>375551964
Won't stop me from loving her.
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>>375552656
Ciri was trained at Kaer Morhen like any other potential Witcher. They gave her drugs to bulk her up, and would have done the Witcher mutations to her too if Triss hadn't intervened.

Ciri can never be as good a sword-fighter as Geralt or any other decent Witcher, because she just isn't as strong or as fast. However, she has enough of the technical knowledge to fight most monsters.

She did not complete the Trial of the Grasses, and she never will. She technically is not a Witcher and will never get her own medallion, but Witchers as a caste/community are so ruined, and fucked up that none of them give a shit what any of the others do. If Geralt wants to treat her like one then nobody is going to call him out on it.
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>>375553092
The problem is with needing them in every piece of media you consume you idiot.
Why is it so hard to understand for you kids?
There's a ton of porn to jerk off to, wanting every game you play to feel like a porn movie is simply having terrible taste.
Or would you rather have your tarkovsky films filled with unnecessary panty and cleavage shots?
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>>375552190
Only a redditor would be this mean-spirited
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>>375545828
>this thread again

Just play sjw friendly games, anon.
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I haven't got the slightest clue why fanservice in games would ever, EVER be a bad thing.
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>>375554171
>>375553983
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>>375553983
Games are not art you imbecile, they're just that; games.
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>>375546328
It's because it makes my pee pee feisty.
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>>375554269
I admit, it was a nice trick start the thread without a nier picture but still >>375546328 you showed your faggotry too fast. Next time pretend a little better.
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>>375545828
Is there an in game explanation for why most low tech RPGs use swords as the main weapon over pole-arms?

Talk about fanservice.
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>>375546328
Japanese devs aren't cock guzzling homosexual cucks, that cave to SJWs and the 5 million different genders that make up the group.
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>>375546328
This walk cycle will literally never get old. It's one of the sexiest things to ever come out of this industry.

It's too bad Fapbait is all this game excels at
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>>375546328

She is a robot made by the japanese. That is all the explanation you need.
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>>375554360
Games are fucking art you retard. They take storytelling, visual arts, music, animation, architecture, and acting. Games are the highest form of art. Gameplay in and of itself is art as well, being that its quality is derived from the ability to connect the dots between all of the other artforms which comprise the game.
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>>375554421
NO YOURE THE FAGGOT DUDED LOL U MAD?

>>375554360
They are formed of many artistic parts, though.
But even if they weren't: so basically dark souls would have a better atmosphere if it had ass and tits? or planescape torment's writing would be better?
The fact that they chose to not include ass and tits in those games is what made them able to retain their tone. It's a great part of what made them good games.
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>>375545828
Ciri is flat anyway
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>>375548772
Okay.
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>>375547483
If I were at my parents place, I could literally walk ten minutes into the historical part of our town, take a picture and show you that this is how it actually looked like when the stonemasons where lazy.
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>>375554998
Where do you need to be to write in English without sounding retarded?
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>>375552275
I live in a country that has half their streets paved with this shit.
And cobblestone-paved streets do not have such sharp and retardedly large boulders you can see in this picture.
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>>375554786
Planescape torment did have tits and ass.
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>>375554429
Because swords are versatile and portable personal defense weapons while polearms are cumbersome weapons of war made for a specific role. Swords are the kind of thing you would take on a long journey or an adventure into the unknown, not a huge fucking polearm.

Back in those days people carried swords to defend themselves, not polearms
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>>375555186
It had eroticism, not fanservice.
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>>375554360
Hi, retard.
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>>375547452
but why did they design her that way tho? Couldn't she just breathe like a normal human? Kojima never made a good point on it and i dont know why feminist sjws never complained about it
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>>375555252
>Back in those days people carried swords to defend themselves, not polearms
They carried clubs or daggers for personal defence, a sword is mostly useless in an actual fight, or more specifically they are less useful clubs in a fight.
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>>375545828
>i need a reason for fanservice
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>>375545828
>in game explanation for why.
Same as the real life explanation. Women dress like whores to get attention.
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>>375554360
>>375554662
>>375554786
>2017
>Still calling videogames art
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>>375555325
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>>375555439
What history revisionist meme tier horseshit have you been listening too this time anon?
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>>375555696
and it was really self conscious to boot.
Anything else you want to say that makes you look dumber?
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>>375555647

>tfw guwap creates art every time but vidya games cant even come close
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>>375553983
can you stop being so gay
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>>375555439
>a sword is mostly useless in an actual fight
A sword is less useful than a polearm in a pitched battle. Against unarmored people like bandits though I don't think you are giving swords nearly enough credit.
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>>375555812
I think you and I are speaking on different wavelengths my friend.
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>>375555439

There is a huge diversity of weapons across medieval europe. What people were equipped with really came down to region and social status.
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>>375555439
>you cannot club with a sword

???
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>>375546328
>EXPLAIN THE ASS
>EXPLAIN THE WHITE HAIR
>EXPLAIN WHY THE CHARACTER IS FEMALE
>EXPLAIN WHY THERE ARE ROBOTS

You're fucking retarded. Not everything need an explanation.
How would you even go about explaining design choices?
How are you expecting ANY explanation for fanservice beyond "I just thought that shit looked hot, and would probably sell better"?

There you go, I explained ALL fucking fanservice for you. Now shut the fuck up, and never make such a fucking useless thread EVER AGAIN.
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>>375555696
i like how human babes and asian babes are different
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>>375555730
Swords have always been a status symbol and generally expensive as shit, clubs are just as effective against unalarmed opponents and more effective against lightly armoured opponents, the likes you'll see outside of war. Not to mention they are easier to carry.

How the fuck you think swords were the go to weapon of defence is beyond me.
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>>375555892
nothing will get close to guwap bruh fym
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>>375554662
That's like calling monopoly art because someone had to illustrate the board. Grow up and let go of your childish little games, kid.
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>>375547452
they need to go back and make The End wear a banana hammock
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>>375556092
>swords
>expensive
i bet you think longswords weighed 9 lbs and were only made by master craftsmen.
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>>375555151
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>>375556092

Swords were standard issue for roman legionary that managed to conquer half of europe.
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>>375556092
Yeah, I'm still waiting for you to link the youtube channel or reddit thread you're getting this from because it reeks of pseudo nu-historian contrarianism.

No a club is not more effective against an unarmed opponent then a heavy sharp implement you retard. Swords are literally THE personal defense weapon across all cultures who used them throughout human history, anyone who could afford them or be allowed to would use them.
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>>375556432
Okay, and the height of Rome wasn't anywhere near medieval times.
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>>375556606
Yeah, they didn't even have club technology back then
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>>375547450

9S is five years old m8
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>>375554662
Games are just things for wasting time, i can't believe you could ever call them art.
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>>375545828
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>>375550847
Postironic applied memetics are crushing postmodernism shit.
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>>375556606

Swords were always popular in italy well into the renaissance. People walked the streets with swords, and street fight would normally be sword fights.

Swords are definitely over emphasized in hollywood. But it's not like they weren't popular in certain regions.
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>>375556827
Every piece of art can be said to be a "thing for wasting time", though.
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>>375556432
The Gladius wasn't their main weapon though. The Pilum had that honor.
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>>375545828
Ciri is just hot, simply as that
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>>375546058
isnt it vesemirs?
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>>375557054

>The Pilum

No, the pilum was designed to be thrown in at charge enemies. Used at the start of the fight it would stick into the enemy's shields (to make them to heavy to use properly) or kill people.

When the armies come into contact, the gladius would be taken out and did the majority of the killing.
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>>375551964
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>>375557095
Stupid physique
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>>375557496
you are stupid tbqh
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>>375546328
She a human-looking robot, and don't tell me if you could make a humanoid robot sexy you wouldn't.

Not every machine has to be a walking tank.
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>>375556841
go fuck yourself
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>>375557630
Ciri has a nice normal body and not this tumor abomination. Fucking skyrimshitters, I swear to god.
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What non-porn games have good clothing damage?
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>>375545828
>explanation
Character's fucking sexy and wants to show it
That's plenty enough
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>>375557865
Senran Kagura and Valkyrie Drive are the only ones I can think of off the top of my head.

Oblivion and Skyrim can have it with mods.
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>>375546328
She's made to look appealing because her whole job is to gain other androids' trust so they let her put them out of their misery when the time comes.
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>literally uses her body to distract her enemies so she can gut them with an unnoticed blow
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>>375558331
Fuck off nigger
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>>375557745
but Ciri is pretty thicc
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>>375558478

>>375558421
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>>375558529
it's the truth though
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>>375545828
>giving a fuck about fictional characters tits
What are you? Autist?
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>>375558672
I want all thickmemers rot in hell.
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>>375554960
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>>375557745
this guys a virgin, never been with a fit / muscular woman in his life lol sad kid
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At what point in the Witcher 3 do you get to play as Ciri? I'm ready to play as her already
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>>375558780
It's not a meme, can't you just see how thicc she is?
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>>375557635
No, I wouldnt. Because it's retarded.
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>>375558837
>Thinking virgin constitutes as an insult
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Why is it that NOBODY in the witcher universe simply cuts their belts to the approximate length of their waist?

EVERY single belt in the game has an extra 2ft of length that they're required to tie off. Was this the latest in medieval fashion?
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>>375550730
You are a man of fine taste
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>>375545828
I don't mind gays but at least have some real life explanation for why.
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>>375546379
>>375547318
wait she has scars on her face?
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>>375559206
It's the latest in being responsible with an expensive and multi function item. You think you could just walk down to the pound store and pick up a high quality belt in medieval times?
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>>375559430
are you blind?
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>>375551410
This is what happens when a generation of men get raised by single moms and told by teachers and the internet that being attracted to women for physical reasons is shameful
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>>375559439

Nigga explain to me how a belt is a expensive item. Its a length of leather with holes in it and a simple latch on one end. You can make one within 10 minutes out of a flippin rabbit pelt and twigs for fucks sake
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>>375559767
Never realized she has stitch marks alongside it as well
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>>375558034
Androids don't really seem to have sexual attraction though. I mean the whole bunker is pretty much filled with 10/10s; one more wouldn't be any different. The real reason is because the design is attractive and memorable, which is what matters the most considering that 2B is essentially a marketing tool
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>>375555386
kojimbo want to have his cake and eat it.
dumb move responding to sjw on twitter. nobody give a shit how muhsoggyknee a game is when its advertisement is as big as mgs v.
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>>375545828
>be autistic Nord
>go berserker mad because of this one loose button
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>>375559767
I do love me some scarred women
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>>375559831
This is what happens when you're born in burgerland and your whole education system fails at teaching you reading comprehension.
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>>375546328

I don't normally BRAP, but for 2B I'll make an exception.
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/v/, explain how 1+1 = 2
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>>375559898
Nigga are YOU fucking serious right now?

Do you even know how tanned leather is made and wear it comes from? The average serf would not even have access to it and would use raw hide instead. Fucking rope was a valuable commodity and not something you treat as disposable without a second thought.

Belts were more then the thing you use to keep your pants from falling. Having plenty of slack (within reason) was nothing but a positive and only made it that more useful.
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>>375545828
skyrim is honestly an amazing game, Jeez Louise
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>>375546328
>Explain this then genius.

It's the same reason for this. Humans like making things look good even though their function doesn't require it.
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>>375560582
>skyrim is honestly an amazing game
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>>375545828
Developers should be asking "Why not?"
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>>375545828
>>375546328

Do you think a developer owes you unattractive females? Why are you so insistent that game females should be unattractive?

>needs to justify designing amazing looking women in their own artwork

Fuck yourself, SJW pandering cuckboy.
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>>375560075
The thing is that Quiet is has literally no sex appeal. They tried so hard to sexualize her that they did a 360 and it ended up back on not being sexy. It's so blatant and so in your face and without tact that it loses all effect, it comes off as extremely pathetic, especially in how it clashes with the tone of the rest of the game.The same was true of the BB unit in 4, it's like they got a 12 year old in charge of making things sexy.
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>There are retards in this thread actually taking the bait

You faggots WANT to talk about this, it's so fucking obvious
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>>375560679
But that's the opposite of making every game have panty shots and cleavage shots like the nips do.
That's making the whole game uglier (introducing porn-tier aesthetics) just for function (profit from desperate, disgusting otaku such as yourself).
Things should fit to be beautiful, not stick like a sore thumb.
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>>375547853
That bandana is kinda gross though.
I never played the game, does she take it off?
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>>375547219
taut, you retard
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>we will have to wait until after Cyberpunk 2077 for a Ciri game
hold me, bros
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>>375559004
>>375558478
>>375558672
*heavy breathing* please, I can only handle so much.
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>>375561521
Ciri will obviously make a cameo in Cyberpunk, don't fret you'll see best girl then!
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>>375561645
I hope we can fuck her then!
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>>375561709
Sorry, but Ciri is not for lewds.
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>>375561868
Too late for that senpai
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>>375560582
All the main Elder Scrolls games are.
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>>375558478
> ywn get to use Ciri as your mating press.
why even live bros
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>>375556394
imagine walking barefoot on that
>mfw
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>>375561097
A super car is the porn equivalent of automobiles and people create specifically to look the way they do to lure in that markets version of pathetic loser that thinks they need that. It's the same thing. Your unnecessarily prudish ass needs to recognize that it's perfectly natural for males to make everything about sex, one way or the other and if there's a market for making money that hasn't been exploited, it will be.


In a test between two toasters, more people will buy the flashy chrome one, it's a simple fucking concept.
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>>375557865
Hyperdimension neptunia X has clothing damage.
And a nude mod. So there's that.
Otherwise, let me know if you find anything.
Fire Emblem Heroes on the phone has clothing destruction for some reason.
I believe that Black Desert Online has clothing destruction if I remember correctly.
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>>375562930
Again, a Tarkovsky film would only be worsened but unnecessary fanservice. Beauty is not so simple as just putting the most attractive shit together.
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>>375562827

It's actually pretty comfy unless you're in a shithole like Slovakia.
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>>375563410
the smooth rocks probably feel great but i can only imagine kicking that one bastard stone popping out
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>yfw you found out CD Projekt can do anything they want with Witcher games because the original author was a snobby cunt who believed the video games would never sell solely because he thought video games were stupid as fuck, so he sold CD Project the full rights to The Witcher for a single sum of cash at the start
>Now he's salty as fuck that The Witcher games are a huge success and he doesn't get a fucking cent out of it and can't make any input into it because they own the rights
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>>375556296
Monopoly doesn't have a plot. Any game that the developer created with one that they took seriously qualifies as art.

Some games are games with visuals yes, but the ones that are movies that you play are art.

Think of your favorite movie that qualifies as art. You're telling me adding gameplay and involving the audience suddenly disqualifies it?
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>>375563520

Unless you're drunk as shit, you have enough situational awareness to avoid them. The main danger is cigarette butts.
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>>375562827
>Walking on cool, smooth stones, barefoot
Nnn, comfy
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>>375563563
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>>375563275
>Tarkovsky

Here, I want you to have this.
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>>375558819
>BACK
Nice comic you've used for shitty meme purposes.
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>>375559117
not an insult, just a fact about who you are as a human being and that fact renders your opinion worthless
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>>375557865
Season 2 when?
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>>375563584
Too bad it's going to be years before we see anything witcher again from CDPR. Possibly a decade.
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Who modded Ciri here?
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>>375554786
>NO YOURE THE FAGGOT DUDED LOL U MAD?

says the guy making this thread everyday...
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>>375564283
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>>375564446
Claiming somebody else is samefagging is the dumbest, most pointless and devoid of significance form of shitposting.
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>>375564585
I'm sure it's probably just a coincidence that every single day a faggot using the same 'arguments' start a thread whining about 2B design.

Is it neogaf down or something?
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I hope we can use actual magic in the Ciri game, her being Yen's pupil and all.
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>>375564796
I'm not even OP if itserves of anything to you.
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>>375563180
>I believe that Black Desert Online has clothing destruction if I remember correctly.
I was really surprised when my gear looked beat up. Thought this outfit was just supposed to look worn out until i got some new gear and it didn't look as damaged.
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>>375554662
>They take storytelling, visual arts, music, animation, architecture, and acting
And turn them into garbage.
Truly impressive.
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Mam, is there a mod to mute Geralts lines? Feels weird when playing as Ciri using the doppler mod.
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>>375547318

She'd rather be gawked at with lust than disgust.
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Here's your explanation: She grew big tits during puberty
That's all the explanation anyone needs
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>>375565943

Ciri is actually pretty flat though
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>>375566189
Not in my headcanon though
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>>375566467
Wait, is this from Skyrim?
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>>375561521
>Implying Ciri isn't the main character of Cyberpunk
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>>375566784
Yes. It's the ultimate anime dress up game. Though to be honest I have spent more time having Lightning molested than Ciri in that game.
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>>375566784

> What is a mod?
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>>375566784
Maybe
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>>375566467
A new elder scrolls game can't some soon enough.
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>>375559430
Oh right, her face is up there. My mistake.
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>>375566863
>molested
Please explain. As far as I knew Skyrim didn't allow complex shit like Oblivion did.
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>>375564226
The writer died, so never.
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>>375567096
>What is SexlabDefeat

Skyrim can cater to any fetish you desire and have fully animated porn while playing. I say this as I'm literally playing a modded porn version right now.
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>>375566189
I was mostly talking about video game characters with big tits in general actually
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>>375566784

No, there is a mod for it w3. Thank loverslab
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>>375546328
Please kill yourself.
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>>375567096
IT certainly does allow more elaborate mods. At least the really lewd ones work fine. Ones that add or replace models especially come naturally, so you can have your character dress up as any character you could want. I especially like the really stupid clothing mods that the nips make.

Or you can use mods that actually improve the gameplay. It's up to you.
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>>375567096

It can, its almost the same engine. You can even rape bandits.
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>>375546328

>scars
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>>375546328
>they need their robot girls to looks like humans

Fucking normies, I swear.
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>>375557865
>The image is no longer available or is not publicly accessible.
thanks google
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>>375567728

>not shaping his robots to inspire terror upon the enemies of Man
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>>375561645
I always think (cute) girls are mega cute with makeup. Like, actually without it and not just where they have makeup that is tough to notice. Something about their eyes seems more human, and maybe a bit younger. Ugly girls look way fucking worse without it though, which I also like because seeing all girls without it makes it more obvious who the good ones are.
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>>375551964
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>there are people who never noticed Ciri's scar
how can someone be so blind?
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>>375546328
>>375554610
>>375556063
>>375557635
>>375558034
>>375560679
>>375560837
Dig deeper in the lore, androids have artificial wombs and biological torsos, this is why they can bleed when attacked here and why they can suffocate to death. Their arms and legs are more mechanical due to the strain that fighting puts on them.

2B is attractive in case any remnants of humanity is found and immediate reproduction can begin.
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>Ciri will never call you a virgin and dare to make you a man
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>>375555386
I thought she needed to have her skin exposed as much as possible because she can only breathe through her skin thanks to the parasites.

Big Boss fucked her up (and her lungs) by dousing her in alcohol and burning her alive in her first appearance.
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>>375568290
Too busy looking at her open blouse
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>>375546328
what were we talking about?
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>>375558478
I need the name of this mod and I need it now
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>>375568634
>>375551964
just jdimsa in my sleep already
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>>375569126

Just type Ciri on Witcher 3 Nexus. Its the top result. Make sure to grab the doppler mod as well so you can play as Ciri throughout the game.
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>>375569126
I'm sorry, I don't know. I just saved someone's screenshots.
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>>375569139
My wife Ciri is too cute for this world.
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>>375567648
>>375567638
>>375567353

Damn, now I kinda feel like reinstalling Skyrim again only to get Ciri in all sorts of lewd situations.
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>>375568362
Wait, seriously? Do you remember the source for the artificial womb stuff?
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Where did Ciri get her scar anyway? The fight with Leo?
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>>375569475
wtf i want to lewd ciri now
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>>375570113
Nier Automata
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>>375570147
Running away from some hunters on a horse, one dude threw one of those shuriken-like throwable weapons and scarred her face.
It was a lot worse at first but kinda got better later.
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>>375569475
>>375569126
>>375569456

Christ, here yo lazy pleb!

http://www.nexusmods.com/witcher3/mods/1398/?

It's kind of ridicules that I can't play with it. Vanilla ass is more then enough for me.
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>>375570274

The thicker thighs mod is even ridiculous, bro.
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>>375569139
The randomness of the ending was so ridiculous in this game I have even forgotten about it. Now I'm mad again
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>mod Skyrim
>make my waifu on it
>fap
>get bored
Now I do what?
Are there mods that make the actual game and playing as a mage fun?
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>>375559767
oh no so ugly now woah
way more ugly than all those butterfaced peasants
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>>375570874
say that about my daughter again, I dare you
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>>375570852

Use Midas magic mod I guess.
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Do you people go up to women in public going "Ma'am, that's lovely cleavage, but I'm going to need an explanation for it." Fuck off already.
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>>375571569
If I knew that it was some sex-starved "gamer" who dressed her, I'd probably have some questions, yes.
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>>375570852
https://youtu.be/7u_YHSgI-Ks
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>>375571569
No, but usually people will tell you to cover yourself because its causing a public distraction. Some women may even girl talk you on why you dress like that.

At least its how it is here in asia. I dont know how it goes there in the west.
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>>375571569
How naive of you to think they leave their house regularly.
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>>375571569

Actually in some countries, cops will actually do that yes. Its called public indecency if you show too much skin.
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>tfw i like scars now because of ciri
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>>375572676
I like her scars too, but real life scars don't look like this at all. In the book they were quite gruesome.
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>>375545828
Is this Loss?
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>>375553615
>>375551964
>>375569139
What a shame
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>>375571702
>women wear sexy/revealing clothes in real life
>no problem

>men make fiction that has women in sexy/revealing clothes
>problem

It's been fucking years and I still can't comprehend
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>>375571849
Don't ever let your country lose that. You'll go down a dark, dark road if you do.
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>>375545828
>Flipping out because a woman's shirt isn't completely closed.
Or even worse
>Pretending to be a sensitive little child to get replies.
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>>375574191
Because real life women make the choice to dress like sluts, vidya women are "forced" by MEN to dress like sluts. Or something like that.
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>>375574191
People are stupid, that's all there is to it.
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>>375574191
>>375574952
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>>375574191

There is actually a problem. Ever heard of slutshaming?
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>>375575326
>It's sexism when people call me out for my bullshit
Hate this shit almost as much as I hate false rape accusations.
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>>375575365
>Oh no people have an opinion
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>>375575505

I could say the same to people who butthurt on why some people think fanservice looks stupid.
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>>375546328
Aerodynamics
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>>375557496
You're retarded
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>>375546328
fugg I need this game but don't want to spend $60
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>>375575610
No you couldn't. If you don't like fans excise don't consume it. There is tins of stuff I don't like and don't give a second thought to.

Besides sluts shaming is done mostly be women. Why would we as men care we want sluts it makes it easier to get out dicks wet.
We won't wife those shanks but we don't mind them existing.
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>>375575365
Slut shaming is a completely flawed concept, I just disregard anyone who considers it a serious thing. It's the absolutely incorrect premise that men cannot like a woman's outfit unless the woman gives him permission to.

>women should be able to wear any clothing they want without attracting unwanted attention
This is literally physically impossible
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I wonder how many cool sets of armor Skyrim would have if so many of the armor creating modders weren't just creating slut shit?

Elder Scrolls general is literally nothing but slut shit screenshots.
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>>375575823
Wait till the steam summer sale.
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>>375576175

But there is. Youre not looking hard enough. Look up immersive armors mod collection on skyrim nexus.
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>>375546379
>that bitches face is jacked but shes got a nice rack
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>>375576318

I'm not saying there aren't any armors. I'm saying if even 10% of the work going into slut shit was being put into stuff like immersive armors than immersive armors would be one hundred times the size.
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>>375576423
Quit bitching.
No one cares
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>>375576108

Then stop thinking with your dick. Not everyone has the same levels of suspension of disbelief. Its harder to be immersed as playing the role of a female warrior than to see her wear no armor at all unless she is a celtic berserker, but even then you still need to stretch that imagination for a great deal.

It still sucks that there isnt an rpg with proper armor physics and properties like slashing weapons dealing zero damage against metal armor and such.
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>>375576191
Implying it will go on sale anytime in the next year
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>>375576710
>playing the role of a female warrior
This already takes enough suspension of disbelief as to be to the point where she can wear whatever the fuck she likes and it'll be exactly as realistic.
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>>375576423

But there is. Just filter out CBBE/BBP or other body mods or anything from loverslab. You want a badass armor befitting a dragonkin? Eat your heart your out. There are thousands of cool looking armor mods out there.
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>>375545931
>draw attention away from her scars.
i cant find any reference on vid
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>>375576423
60% is slut shit
30% are ports
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>>375576828

Exactly. But some things are just so retarded that youd at least expect some writers would try. This is as bad as that Hidan no Aria anime with bullet proof school uniforms.
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>>375577258
Entirely subjective. Odds are the writers did try, they just think differently than you. Which is fine. Don't like it, don't buy it.
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>>375576793
It will
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>>375556902
Your just making shit up
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>>375556432
But anon think what about what they could of done if they were armed with clubs.
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Speaking of armor, why DOESNT Ciri wear armor? Doesnt Geralt scold her for that? I mean Ves got a scolding from Roche for the same reasons.
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>>375550708
>scared
Postmodernism is terrible in every single way including its impossible disgusting fucking name
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>>375576710
I am not thinking with my dick I am telling you how it is. It does not matter if you like it or not
Playing as a female warrior is not immersion.
You silly little creature.
Thinking you can play with the big boys
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>>375545828
Women have breasts. Why the fuck do you need an explanation for that, dumbass?
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>>375550708
Postmodernism is cancer, plain and simple. And no, Witcher 3 is not in any way whatsoever postmodern. I think you need to look up what that word means.
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>>375559767
(You)
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>>375577258
>>375576710
What you want from video games is ridiculous. Go join a medieval reenactment group or something. Plenty exist.
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>>375576923
Hearts of Stone
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>>375562827
>Roman feet detected.
Superior Egyptian feet master race win. Again.
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>>375576908
You aren't getting her point. The simple fact that sexy armor exists is oppressive ans sexist
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>>375577871

No its not. Its the only medium where you can pretend to be a medieval grunt and not die horribly. The fact that were okay with games no having proper hit boxes, functional locational damage, including armor, and the human body being just a big sack of blood instead of mixture of fat, muscle, blood and bone.

Instead we have games where bladed weapons are just beat sticks that cant cut anything and armor is just for show. No fucking worse than Hollywood.
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>>375578241
Bait. that "her" is a good touch though
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>>375578329
So make a game about being a medieval grunt with realistic body physics? Things don't just come into existence because you want them.
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>>375578329
You are mentally impaired.
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not enough pics
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>tfw you will never be able to help ciri while she's alone in the korath desert
>you will never sacrifice yourself for her while she's being pursued my bonhart

life is suffering, she'll never be real lads
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>>375562827
Kek, you western faggots know nothing about comfiness that comes from it. I despise you with all my slav beeing
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>>375578739
>comfiness that comes from walking barefoot on a shitty cobblestone road
actually laughed out loud
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>>375560929

This scene really bothered me, actually. Like, I get Auane letting them get distracted by her body but the guy was literally willing to move her towel with the barrel of his gun.

Like, that's rapey as shit.
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>>375578698
That is a really stupid hat
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>there are people on this planet that have played the witcher but never read the books RIGHT NOW

Infuriating desu, the books make the games seems like a fanfic. That being said, it was a great fanfic and the fanservice cdpr gave us was bar none.
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>>375579038
Are you seriously surprised a guy who would put a gun up to her fucking head, probably with the full intention of shooting her, would knock her towel off?
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>>375552136
why are being an intellectual and being overweight mutually exclusive?
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>>375579038
Shut up. Just shut the fuck up. Maybe he was going to rape her!

This is the game that BOOB JIGGLE MOTION CONTROLS
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>>375568290
but she doesn't have that scar on her right eye? CDPR only gave her the little one on her left, much wimpier than the books described it as.
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>>375546058
It's a Cat School medallion she acquires from this dude who had been killing witchers. She killed him, and from the three, I think, he had on him, she took the Cat School one as a trophy.
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>>375579461

Probably a mod
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>>375559767
>>375577852
(Joke)

That's how far it went over your head
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>>375556313
FUND IT
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>>375577517
Not if it isn't cracked
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>>375581380
It will go on sale durring the summer.
Most people who are willing to oayb60 for it will have done so by then
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>>375550214
I feel the same, I'd only like to add I think it's best when it's a form follows function thing, like in Haunting Ground.
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>>375551774
>I'd wager that most people categorize vaginas in the assman package
I'd wager that's 100% incorrect
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>>375579174
I read The Last Wish and it was pretty damn good, but then I tried reading Blood of Elves and the quality goes down so much I lost interest.

Geralt's best utilized in short stories and vignettes and stuff
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>>375584212
Absolutely agreed.
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>>375576423
>modders should cater to my needs
if you need cool armor in Skyrim then make good mod
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>>375575326
people still care about her?
>>
i'm glad /v/ keeps up with tradition and burns another splendid game to the ground over autistic things literally no one outside of this anti fun board cares about

/v/ was a mistake
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>>375546379
her blouse doesn't have buttons
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>>375548940
>there's a monter attacking the village, please help
>turns out the monster is actually the victim

Witcher 1 did this the best by making everyone monsters in chapter 1. Both the villagers and the witch were doing shady shit.
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>>375546328
The ass was too beautiful for this world. Too pure
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>>375579461
>>375579605
part of a main quest if you go with the "wrong" dialogue options
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>>375546328
Her batteries are in that ass OP.
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>>375556115
>>375555892
>>375555647

who better: fat or skinny trap god?
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>>375579519
It's a Wolf Medallion, Cat for reference
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Why the fuck won't Japs stop sexualizing womyn?
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>>375584809

I intend to try to get into that with the next Elder Scrolls game. Skyrim is too played out by this point.

I got a decent grasp on Blender work but messing with nif files was tedious.
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>>375546328
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>>375545828
The best justification I have EVER seen for fanservice is actually from a JRPG, Tales of Vesperia.
The justification? Its because Judith likes wearing what she wears. That is incredibly fucking honest and straight forward and will gladly take it over the stupid attempts at moronic justifications that spew out of wannabe writers
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>>375563584
>CDPR has become the most respected rpg developer around off the back of a series they bought full rights over a single lump sum
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>>375561645
>Compare those facial animations with Ass Effect: Androginous

Jesus.
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>>375578739
Don't hate us all, we're not all such degenerates such as that.
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>>375545828
>explanation
Nobody gives a shit about your feelings
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>>375591783
Unlike kojima Yoko Taro is pretty straightforward in why he design toobie like that, dude's pretty based.
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>>375568669
>Big Boss fucked her up (and her lungs) by dousing her in alcohol and burning her alive in her first appearance.
Perfect first date if you ask me.
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>>375570113
His ass. Androids worship humanity sure, but andriods cannot reproduce sexually. With humanity or one another.

>>375570267
Keep your fanfiction from established in game canon.
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>Finds out people are making hentai of 2B
>Asks fans if they can send him collections over twitter

Based Yoko Taro
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>>375592041
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>>375591984
to be fair, Mass Effect Andromeda's budget was literally half that of Witcher 3, and they had to actually pay people western game industry wages. CDPR was allowed to pay a bunch of slavs a few dimes a week for their services.
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>>375556841
GOD DAMN.
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Fuking greks, why do they keep making these sexy statues? Don't they know that the true art is supposed to be puritan?
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>>375545828
>in game explanation for why
She's a woman whose genes gave her big titties. Is that enough of an explanation?
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>>375576923
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewzWEu46MPk
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>>375546328
if you read the Kodex near the end on the playthrough of ending c, it will be revealed that she's wears that because her creator wanted you to jack off to a sexy fictional video game character
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>>375545828

Art motherfucker.
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>>375552636
Construction workers make, like, $80k. Yet, somehow, there's a gigantic shortage of construction workers, because no one wants to be a construction worker.
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>>375545828
I love how they went through the trouble of modeling her squished nipple on her shirt, attention to detail.
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>>375594390
don't be ridiculous, women don't have breasts, let alone big ones, and even less on attractive women, which are also a myth, btw.
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>>375564023

>Out of sheer curiosity I have been reading Yefremov - The Razor Blade. My God! Did no one ever tell the man he suffered from graphomania? Did he actually die not knowing he was a hack?

It's like the literal embodiment of /tv/.
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>>375559206
Sometimes they did it as a status symbol. Kinda like "I don't need this much belt but I sure as shit want everyone to see I can afford it"
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>>375559206
I've never played it do they all have belt weenies?
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>>375546328
She has has a skirt normally

the REASON for this is that she self destructed and destroyed it
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>>375556841
What is this from? That hairstyle is so god damn hot on her. Is it in witcher or skyrim?
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>>375571841
Why does he wear the suit?
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>I prefer women.
>doesn't lez out with the two sluts in the bathhouse.

Really cucked me there, CDPR.
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>>375556394
EROPEOAN ENGINEERING
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>>375546328
it's to draw attention from this terrible water.
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>>375594284
I wonder if the statues originally looked sexy to the Greeks. Especially since modern science thinks that they were painted like silver age comics.
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>>375596038
Bump someone answer this please
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>>375550265
Post your favorite sadpanda links.
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>>375597495

Witcher. I think doppler mod where it lets you choose any hairstyle
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>>375545828
>fanservice
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>>375600003
This is everything I ever wanted. That's why I can never praise the game as much as I'd want to.
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>>375600003

Do you think Geralt wanted to fuck Ciri after seeing her all grown up for the first time? After all, theyre not blood related.
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>>375597491
I believe I read somewhere that the original statues were never made of marble and were actually painted. Over time the paint faded which gave the statues the white appearance and when they were destroyed people assumed that they must have been made of marble and recreated them in that way
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>>375600280
Thats why he said silver age comics. The original statues were some tacky shit.
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>>375557865
vindictus
not really sexy but not unsexy either
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>>375546328
>Explain this then genius.

1. Taro loves sexy women and so do I.
2. Androids are huge human-fags and they probably discovered some fetish-magazines and used them to design their new fresh Yorha units.
3. I'm not a fucking faggot or SJW to complain about sexy girls in Japanese games and I prefer them over male characters.
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>>375600247
>implying he didn't fuck her while she was still a hot loli
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>fanservice is okay if it has a reason

Nigga, it's just fanservice and will always be virgin pandering fanservice
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>>375600524

I prefer the type of fanservice where a cutr girl wears appropriate tactical ballistic vests. Nothing wets my fancy than qt operators
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>>375578698
>tfw you will never bear witness (with a raging hardon) as a helpess, defeated Ciri watches her lover and friends getting butchered by an absolute madman.
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>>375600280
The Roman recreations were made that way, yes. But the whole paint thing was discovered when they found traces of paint by analyzing the surface of original Greek marble statues.
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>>375546328
>>375560679
This explanation even works in game since she's an android. Nier has the deepest lore.
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>>375546328
best ass in a vidya
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>>375584212
>>375584292
That's no excuse. The characterization and narrative style of the games is excellent because is basically copypasted from the novels. CDPR really did an excellent job in that regard. If you liked the game you can't possibly dislike the novels, and if you liked the novels you can't dislike the games (with the sole possibility of those aspects that aren't adherent to the canon of the source material, like dumping Yen for Triss).
If you don't like the novels, it's only because you lack the attenton span required to read through the few slow and boring part of the books, like the ones with Dijikstra going all political cloak and dagger n shiet.
And they aren't many neither long. Hell, compared to other authors like Tolkien and G.R.R.M, Sapkowski is concise as fuck in writing.
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>>375561163
Yeah you can take it off.
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>>375547441
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>>375592472
I know a few people working at CDPR and they don't really complain about money.
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>>375546328
To bait people to buy the game for 2B and then stay for 9S

And by god did it work
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>>375579038
She kills him sooooo
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>>375602513

Haha no. This is why I didnt buy this shit. Wont fool me, Square Enix.
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>>375547564
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>>375590617
Why should they?
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>>375591783
>fictional unrealistic woman says what her male creator wants
Not a justification
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>>375546328
had to sell that 60 dollar anime game somehow
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>>375592169
>in zip
Not based at all
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>>375564023
>pleb
Wait people really use that outside 4chan?
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>>375604695
that's some nice TECHNOLOGY right there.
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>>375573342
>scars don't look like that in real life

Many can and do, provided the people cleaning up the wound and doing the stitching know what they're doing.
Not like they did with the scar on my chin, they fucked that one real bad. I swear to god they let an intern do it.
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>>375606050
Only self inflicted ones maybe. CIri scar is clearly in "cool" territory
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>>375564817
Didn't she give up magic forever after she tried to harness the fire power in the desert? As in she physically can't do magic anymore.
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