Randy is slowly but surely losing his sanity, how does this make

He feels betrayed by the left leaning. If only he was a centrist, he'd know reason and reasonable people

>>375536187
What is this about now?

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>>375536395

>>375536187
Jesus Christ, just when I thought he couldn't get more pathetic. I wonder if he even has any more customers left to block.

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>>375536395

>>375536395
>pissing off the majority of american's

this is a great business strategy

>>375536187
>Do we bully harder?
Yes. He's a broken and despicable man, there's no saving him. Now, our only option is to keep going and see what happens.

>>375536547
10/10 response, also because he was so triggered by it that he replied with 4 tweets then deleted them the next day.

>>375536807
If only I wasn't blocked on 3 different accounts.

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>Genji convention

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>>375536395

>>375536395
Kind of like Battleborn!

>waaaa I'm a victim of embezzlement
>Literally embezzled from Sega to make shitlands and making Sega a laughing stock for releasing Colonial Marines.

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>>375536187
kinda reminds me of notch last year or spoony
some people are legit addicted to twitter and the feedback loop it provides
same with /v/ shitposting for (You)s really
but at least here pepple don't feel the need to defend who they are as a person which is always a retarded thing to do online anyway

>>375536807
I've never had an axe to grind with Randy, but I'm gonna admit it's like watching a car accident that a road crew refuses to clean up. Every time a thread comes up I can't help but watch.

>>375537409
He just seems so desperate lately. How doesn't he just realize its hopeless and give up on replying to @s.

imagine being Randy, you wake up every morning and open up your twitter, hoping to see people praising you and your games, only to find that it's full of nothing but shitposts

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>>375536187

Post yfw Gearbox will die in your lifetime

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>>375537107
how badly did this person want a (You)?

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>tfw to intelligent to bully Randy

>>375536187
>Embezzelment Victim
Literally what? Is he confusing himself for a victim in the Aliens saga?

>>375537690
Burch has a contender for 'yfw when you're not' threads

>>375536395
Why is a middle aged man acting like an edgy teenager?

>>375537809
Cody might have autism.

>fuck off, bully
this is actually kinda upsetting guys
please stop, we're not /b/

>>375537883
Thats exactly it.

>>375538030
Nice try Randy

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>>375536187
Guys...
Is he gonna make it?...

>>375538030
Randy Pitchford killed Duke Nukem, and the Aliens dream game of a lifetime. Along with that he crushed the BIA franchise. Fuck him, he's trash. He should leave the industry in shame.

>>375537456
>>375537507
with how political he's been getting i think it's obvious the company isn't doing well

i think in a few years they'll either crumble or get sucked up by EA or something

>>375537409


Notch difference being that he has fuck you money and could laugh at the pathetic attempt to get his money

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>>375538030
is even /v/ faggotry anymore? I see lots of normie overwatch fags talking shit to him

>>375538217

gosh, i hope not

>>375537984
>Why is a middle aged man acting like an edgy teenager?

Same reason a middle aged man spends his life savings on a sports car then drives like a teenager: mid-life cry fest

>>375538342
>in a few years
They'll be lucky if they last long enough to see 2018. Though considering Randy's ever-declining mental state, I don't know of "lucky" is the right word.

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>>375536395
wow congrats Randy, you actually made me dig out my old fedora pictures

>>375536395
OW THE EDGE

>>375537984
Probably the same reason middle aged men believe in a bronze-age zombie god.

>>375538663
Have you seen his son?

>>375538683
If that was a quran you faggots would be praising him.

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Wait, 8 figures? Gearbox sunk that much of their own money into Battleborn? Is that why they're releasing ports for outrageously high prices?

>>375537809
"And for my next trick, I'm going to make A WHOLE GAME'S USERBASE dissapear!"

>>375538905
yes because islam is a disgusting and barbaric religion that needs to be reformed by the white man or wiped out completely

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>>375538772
>bronze-age zombie god

>focusing on the fictitious tales of religion and not the underlying metaphysics

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>>375538905
If there was a quaran in every hotel room we'd have bigger problems to contend with.

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>>375537283

>>375538905
the quran and the bible are very similar so no, actually the fedora would still be fitting. it's rude to disrespect any holy text.

>>375538217
there's a lot of money to be made in borderlands 3, he would need to fuck up badly

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>>375536395

They are also working on a Brothers in Arms reboot apparently lmao

>>375539427
So they're gonna get crushed by Activision again with CoD WW2?

>>375539047
Go to bed peterson

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>>375539427
>lmao
Kindly return to the social media shithole you crawled from

>>375539128
I don't even give a fuck about the contexts of the book itself.
It's not his property to what he want with, and destroying peoples things, shows a huge lack of common respect.

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>>375539519
NOT UNTIL YOU SORT YOURSELF OUT

>>375536395

I'm not even religious and I find that rude as fuck.

>>375539519
>Go to bed peterson

my name is quentin

>>375536187
I feel indifferent, stop being obsessed with ecelebs

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>>375539575
Speaking of shitholes, how is mom's basement looking?

>>375539749
>ecelebs
Are you fucking retarded? No honestly what are you doing on /v/,

>>375539584
>property exists
lmao get a load of this cuckpitalist

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>>375539749
>eceleb
Autism in action.

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>>375539575
>Tells an anon to go back
>Posts a frog
Hmmm

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>>375539575
Why are the autistic virgins from /pol/ everywhere now. Go back to your containment board.

Who the fuck is "Randy"?

>>375540215
>being this fucking new

>>375539891
>>375540010

What else would you call some has-been who will soon be without a company and who is only still popular because autists like you can't stop posting about him

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>>375538905
>making fun of the same punching bag, low hanging fruit dumb people
or
>making fun of scum that systematically rape/torture/murder woman and children RIGHT NOW in the world and is actively spreading
gee I wonder why I would praise

>>375539963
Here's a reply, don't spend it all in one place.

>>375540297
I just really don't give three shits about youtubers or industry people.

Should I care about this "Randy"?

>>375540378
you're thinking of daesh, which unironically does not represent all of islam

>>375540463

You answered your own question.

>>375540576
thank you.

>>375540463
No you're clearly extremely new and autistic you should probably just head back to Retarddit, they miss you!

>>375536395
So his son wearing a fedora is no coincidence?

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>>375537706

Ask him about threatening to put the 3D Realms guys and their families out on the streets over the Duke Nukem ownership. Wonder if he'll bother answering that or just block you. Weird how he's always only the victim and never a true fucking sociopath.

>>375540556
only around 80%

When did grown men start whining about "bullies"

Nigger this isn't middle school

>>375540463
Whats with these fags that will solve a captcha to post but are too autistic to fucking google a name.

>>375540784
what kind of bird is that?

Randy is walking talking PR nightmare. If the company was publicly traded he'd have been fired and blacklisted forever ago, but because it's privately owned and because this shitfuck is the CEO it means nobody can fire him except himself.
Meaning the company is 100% completely fucked, and good riddance.

>>375537330
At first I felt sorry for SEGA but then they got their jewish claws on THQ's assets and went far more jew with them than THQ ever did so honestly I no longer feel sorry for SEGA. The amount of jewish shit SEGA pulled with CoH2, Total War and DoW3 is just inexcusable.

The end of Gearbox can't come soon enough.
Do you think Randy would ever get desperate enough to sell the Duke IP to Devolver, or will he be petty enough to cling to it until the bitter end?

>>375540914
An intelligent one considering it seems to be testing the ice for potential cracks.

>>375540914
Boogin bird

>>375540940
The only question left unanswered is "how will Randy fuck up BL3?"

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>>375537409
>but at least here pepple don't feel the need to defend who they are as a person which is always a retarded thing to do online anyway
That's why I love 4chan's anonymity. It's not by default attached to your real name forever.

>>375536187
did gearbox ever do anything?
like they did some medium tier ports
then the made that ww2 game with shit ai
then they made borderlands
then duke nukem
then aliens
then battleborn

Is Randy the new Anthony Burch?

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>>375536395
>tfw godless heathen tweeting shit like this near me

>>375541651
They made some pretty good Half Life expansion packs, and that's about all they did that wasn't shit.

>>375541651
Whatever profits they've made through Borderlands they lost through Battleborn. They're not exactly known for quality games outside that, and with everything going on there's no way their reputation is going to carry them.

Basically, if Borderlands 3 isn't a commercial super success the road ahead isn't looking good.

>>375536731
christianity is the cuck religion
jews and muslims roll all over them and christians just turn the other cheek

>>375539209

As long as Randy is in charge, the company is doomed. If he steps down, the company has a chance to be saved.

>>375538914
Yep, Battleborn interviews mention the fuck out of how much money and time was poured into this game
This is why Randy's so touchy about people mocking it, it may be responsible for the company going under

>>375542025
the bible says to do exactly that when your enemy strikes you

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>>375537706
It's a good feeling. Randy did it to himself.

>>375536395
>i'm going to through out motel/hotel's property out into the hall so they have to clean it up because I hate religion

>>375541615
>realize you just said something completely retarded
>close tab and pretend it never happened

Thank fuck for anonymity.

>>375541748
Randy has a long road ahead of him to be as bad as Anthony Burch. Burch's life is an absolute mess nowadays.

>>375542341
>because I hate religion
just christianity (white male religion)

>>375542025
>christians just turn the other cheek

Might I introduce you to the last 2,000 years of Christianity?

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>>375542482
might i introduce you to the current year

>>375538217

I guess feminism wasn't so awesome after all.

>>375542590
Since when are people like that Christian?

>>375542386
Has Anthony even done anything of note late? It feels like he's just irrelevant and only good for "post your face when you're not Anthony Burch" posts nowadays on /v/.

>>375542201
How come people think more money = better game?

>>375541294
They're gonna hold onto Duke until the very end, or at this rate drag him through the mud by making him appear only in preorder bonuses so much so that JSJ will get fed up and the Duke license wouldnt be appealing to anybody.

>>375540940
Why cant Randy just keep his mouth shut? Good lord its so easy to not take the bait.

>>375543018
He works for Riot and writes for LoL and maybe the new fighting game they're making.

>>375542386
What's been Burch doing lately anyway. I stopped hearing about him after his wife took his wii u

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>>375537706
Fuck them with a cactus.
Borderlands was the first widely recognized shilling attempt on /v/. Back then we called it viral marketing.

>>375538217
My bet is that gearbox will get the boot if Borderlands 3 tanks. Considering how far along Borderlands 3 looks in it's art design though I imagine it will take maybe 2 or 3 years maximum.

>>375536395
>I threw that bible out! YEAH FUCK RELIGION!
>"Hey, there's a Quran left here also"
>Hang on now, don't want to be intolerant and racist here. Put that back and thank the staff for their progressive views

>>375543051
Because GTA V has a budget of over 200M and people like it

>>375540787
i don't feel like googling this can you give us a fast synopsis

>>375536395
>DUDE don't be a bully, be good to others and be respectful of people's beliefs!
>DUDE check it out I'm gonna shit on this holy text so stupid haha
Libcucks in a nutshell, fucking massive lying hypocrites every single goddamn one.

>>375543093
So nothing of worth? I doubt most LoL players care about the lore, and now they'll care even less

>>375543179
>>375540787
Okay, stop the bullshit right there and let's set the record straight.

Scott Miller screwed voidpnt over. Voidpnt and Randy are on good terms after that entire debacle.
>>375540787
And fuck your dumb ass for not bothering to go on the Duke4 forums for yourself.

>>375543051
>JSJ will get fed up and the Duke license wouldnt be appealing to anybody.

JSJ went full shill when people talked shit about the DN3D re-release and called everyone who doesn't get it a loser.

>>375537706
Destiny 2 will probably be Borderlands: Well-Made Edition so that's the nail in the coffin for them. They absolutely deserve it, what a fucking dogshit company.

>>375543325
>t. Randy

just kidding i have no idea who those people are

>>375536187
So what is more of a failure? Randy or the Ouya?

>>375539209
Even if Borderlands 3 succeeds, it wil just delay the inevitable. Because like I said earlier ITT, Randy is a PR nightmare. Even if I was the most kike publisher around, the likes of Activision or EA, I still would fire him for literally being a liability to the company by taking his personal beliefs to the extreme that drastically impacts the company's profits. The second the Borderlands meme profit train runs dry is the second Gearbox dies if Randy doesn't step down.

>>375541858
Can they even afford to advertise their game after blunderborn, duke, and bulletstorm? And I don't think people can handle the obnoxious shit in borderlands, let alone it's sequel anymore.

>>375543179
Scott Miller gives out rights he doesn't own for voidpnt to make an ios port of Duke3D
Gearbox rightfully goes after their copyright but voidpnt and Randy sort it out and they even use his editor for World Tour.
>>375543417
So go fuck yourself hard for being LITERALLY of the same sort of vacuous pieces of shit /v/ makes fun of.

Scott Miller is a piece of shit.

>>375536187
>Randy embezzles Sega
>someone embezzles Randy

That's some poetic justice right there.

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>>375537706
All those people will lose their jobs because of how much of a dumbass randy pitchford is.

>>375542590

That is a female anon

>>375538914
The only reason why that Duke 3D rehash even happened in the first place is precisely because Stillborn tanked. They also went aggressively against existing source ports trying to shut everything down to further boost their sales, but ultimately all they succeeded in was making eDuke and Megaton Edition more popular than ever. Megaton Edition alone saw like 2000% sales increase on G2A after Gearbox decided to take it down from Steam and other services because they didn't own the publishing rights to it.

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Is Randy more JUST than Anthony Burch at this point?

>>375543596
Broussard might be a game designer way past his prime, but Miller truly is the scum of the earth.

>>375536395
Someone shop it into the Quran please. I would but I'm shit posting on my phone.

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>>375543596
>muh intellectual property

>>375542590
I always read this as "White People Fuck"

>>375542025
How about you, I don't know, read the bible. Or to be specific, the New Testament. Because it says just that.

>>375538663
The best part is how you can even tell even from that angle that this dog is confused

>>375543787
Nope.
Because Anthony Burch is Anthony Burch.

Pitchford is head of a game development studio working on -literally- million dollar projects, is still married, has a son and LIVES IN A FUCKING MANSION.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z75LQCkInoY

Burch never got laid and even lost his wii u.

>>375543051
Because theoretically unless you went for a way overblown budget, more money means you can do more with your game, because you can hire more programmers to make the game bigger in a short amount of time, hire better writers and create better art.
That isn't always the case though, if you can't find good workers then the game is going to be shit no matter how much money you pump in, and if you constantly rehire those same shitty workers, it's even worse.

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>>375537706
Can't fucking wait.

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>>375539519
make me, bucko

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>>375537706
The worst part is how defensive he still is over his horrible business practices, lying over things like colonial marines. No sympathy, feel bad for his employees but hey they made battleborne so screw them too

>>375543787
No, Randy is in a much better place and has always been, but that will just allow him to reach lower depths when he falls.

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>>375543892
Wow what an islamaphobe! I cannot believe he would say this! I will never look at Battleborn the same way again :^)

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>>375544664
Roses are red
Violets are blue
OMAE WA MOU SHINDEIRU

>>375536187
>Replies "Fuck off, bully" to three different users.
Does he even know how to use a block button.

>>375544876
damn, that's just cruel

>>375544421

But then Randy's company is going under after he invested tons of money to a failed project, his wife is almost the same size as his mansion, and his son is already a spoiled failure of a hipster despite his young age.

When you scratch the paint off, you notice just how much failure his life truly entails.

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>>375536395
>like what you do with the dirty room service dishes
Wait, what?

>>375544876
This one brings smile to my face every single time I see it.

>>375544992
Yet, he's still not Anthony Burch.

>>375540914
American Woddcock. They walk funny.

>>375543787
The only thing I remember about Anthony Burch was that his sister and wife was hot and I wanted to fuck em both.

if you are reading this you have to watch it if you haven't yet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BmuPUiYAX8

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>>375538217
This lines up with a couple of rumors ive been hearing.

Microsoft is looking to purchase Ubisoft and Gearbox software to fill in their lack of "first parties"

>>375545221
>Microsoft is looking to purchase Ubisoft and Gearbox software to fill in their lack of "first parties"
Not unless Vivendi makes a move first.

>>375536187
> Do we bully harder?

Do you even have to ask that? Of course we bully harder. There's no reason to stop until he's at least as broken as Anthony Burch.

>>375544920
Jesus Christ Randy I know there's no such thing as bad publicity but I don't know if Gearbox could afford a domestic attack.

>>375544920
Great!

>>375545318
>There's no reason to stop until he's at least as broken as Anthony Burch.
You're clearly overestimating le ebin /v/ raids.

Burch didn't "break". He was always shit.

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>>375543692
>there's probably one employee who screams internally everyday about how things are being handled at gearbox
>he's probably crying right now because he is going to get laid off, while gearbox is on his work record so he will never get hired anywhere again

>>375544920
Now post this stuff to Isis or something.

>>375545221
Did these rumors come out of your ass by any chance?

>>375536395
RANDY STOP
THIS HOLE IS ENDLESS
YOU WONT DIG YOURSELF TO THE TOP

>>375543380
He probably had to do it because of contractual obligations. I dont doubt that he was upset since he didnt understand the backlash for World Tour while he thought it was a comeback for Duke, but the Bulletstorm shit was terrible. Just let JSJ star in a new game for crying out loud.

>>375542246
That's not what it means, though. At the time, it was considered a bitch move to backhand somebody, or to hit someone on their left cheek. So in 'turning the other cheek', you're calling them a bitch and daring them to come and hit you like one. But nobody understands the context anymore so they think it means laying down and taking whatever your enemy throws at you.

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>>375541615
>4chan's anonymity
Hope you frequently change IPs and don't upload the same shit images without changing the file name every upload.

>>375545431
I didn't say we broke Burch. I said we shouldn't stop with Randy until he's at least as broken as Burch.

>>375545442
>isis
tumblr.

>>375545574
That's even more dumb. When did /v/ EVER break anyone?
Not talking about the other boards but /v/ in particular.

>>375541615
https://boards.fireden.net/v/search/image/tV3oHhh79REUoTO00x259A/
smug animu girl

>>375545479
>He probably had to do it because of contractual obligations

There's is no contract in the world that says "call everyone who hates this product a faggot".

>>375545431

>You're clearly overestimating le ebin /v/ raids.

>Burch didn't "break". He was always shit.

Thats why he's such a failure in the first place. It didn't require anything else than few mean words on Twitter and some digging of his own shit to make him become the legend that he is today.

>>375536187
>A grown man telling people to not "bully" him

Utterly fucking pathetic. What happened to just saying, "Fuck off and get a job instead of mooching off my tax dollars, asshole".

>>375545756
>mean words on Twitter

He did all of this to himself, ALL of it.

>>375545838
>What happened to just saying, "Fuck off and get a job instead of mooching off my tax dollars, asshole".
Because a mature adult person would never say that. If people were harassing them they'd just ignore it or press charges if it was malicious.

>>375544992
Exactly. Because he doesn't know how to manage a company for shit. He put all of his eggs in a basket that he then proceeded to release later than the largest competitor.
Hell, he probably could have at least saved it if he made the game freemium, maybe even break even, but he didn't and now the game is dead. It's even too late for freemium at this rate funnily enough, since he didn't opt for f2p before Paladins was released.

>>375545697
Damn Anonymous sure is a faggot.

>>375545013
My personal favorite is probably "how dare you speak to me".

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>>375546197

>>375546197
That image is misleading, at some point people wanted those items before they became trash.

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Post yfw you aren't Randy Pitchford or Anthony Burch

>>375546103
You mean to tell me if someone sat next to you, started cussing you out and dissing you, you would just sit there and take it?

Holy fucking shit, when did they start cutting balls off newborn males?

>>375545721
>There's is no contract in the world that says "call everyone who hates this product a faggot".
This is Gearbox we're talking about.

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>>375543787
Naw Randy still has his landwhale of a wife

>>375542590
Nega Ruckus

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>>375542590

>someone actually spent money to get this custom

Glad I've become a recluse in these trying times

>>375543726
don't misgender xer you racist nazi muhsogynst

>>375543726
How dare you assume its gender!

>>375546875
Always makes me laugh.

>>375545221
Microsoft literally can't take Ubisoft anymore since Vivendi already owns almost all the shares they need to complete their hostile aquisition of the company, they even bragged about it at the end of their fiscal year last month saying that they will swallow Ubisoft by the end of the year.
It's nice seeing one evil being devoured by a greater evil.

>>375546875
That wasn't even funny just rude.

>>375545721
I take it you're not familiar with Gearbox contracts, someone please post the story about Randy putting a literal gag order contract on people that all but forces them to literally suck Randy's cock in public if they go out of line.

>>375545208
Immunity dog saves the day again

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>>375546806
>people talking shit about you on twitter is exactly the same as talking shit about you in real life

>>375546806
Stop taking twitter seriously, man.

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>>375546705

Reminder Randy has said nothing wrong

>>375545010
Never been in a hotel before? You place the room service tray outside the door when you are done. You don't throw things though.

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>>375547778
>

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>>375547769
you got the sauce?

>>375547769

My boy what is this from? Drop a hint for me my man I feel like I need to see this.

>>375536395
No wonder his son wears a fedora.

>>375542025
>christians just turn the other cheek
Faggots always never understand this, it's a taunt dumbass, it basically wait this don't hurted, try again faggot

>>375536395
You'd guys love it it was some Jew text or the Quran

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>>375545010
Lmfao, check out this poorfag who has probably never left his home or gone on a vacation like ever.

>>375545208
screw you anon I've been putting this one off for a while

>>375536395
>Road

What did she mean by this?

>Dirty Room Service dishes

What did he mean by this?

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>>375546197
That's impressive

>>375545697
is this an attempt at lowkey barneyfag?

>>375545208
Come on man, the 3 minute intro is part of what makes it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IPZTRCu664

>>375543206
Imagine being like this. Everything is a generalization, everything is defined by political lines. Shits sad dude

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>>375537706

>>375548327
>links to a reddit page hosting porn of his characters in a last ditch effort to stir up "controversy" on his dead game
Randy is a specimen mean't to be studied upon.

>>375547674
>>375547582
>haha look at this anon, taking twitter so seriously
>even though we told him to act like a mature cuck on twitter

the level of faggotry here sometimes

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>>375545552
>don't upload the same shit images without changing the file name every upload.
>archivefagging is actually commonly used on less crowded boards
>it werks every time
>if you have enough autism you can actually keep track of posters
>you might as well see what they do in the other boards
I don't have enough autism but I "know" some posters that actually keep tracking of several posters.

>>375542362
Literally me

>>375548341
>Jew text

What is most of the bible?

It's them going against their whole "progessive" ways which they're calling out

>>375548412
>>375545010
How many poor people are on /v/, seriously.

>>375548117
>>375548140
Sorry for making you wait Anons. Alexandra & Leanna Decker - Heaven & Hell.

That should get you what you want.

>>375538217
Looks like the writers of that article are bigots!

And nobody likes a bigot!

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>>375549205
I know, I never realized it but it's kind of hysterical.
>these faggots have never stayed in a hotel or luxury resort in their lifetimes
>not even with their family
>probably never will

>>375549476
Fuck off normie

>>375542025
It's supposed to goad your enemy into striking you on purpose, exposing them as easily agitated bitches and also giving you an excuse to hit back if they actually do. And if they don't throw the punch, they're still exposed as bitches because they were too cowardly to throw it in the first place, it's supposed to be a win-win.

>>375549701
If being a normie means my parents or bf will pay for my trips then I'll take it anon.
Hows that smelly basement?

>>375544221
damn

that is a nice house

>>375549476
I unironically had plenty of opportunities but decided to spend my money elsewhere.

>>375549813
>boasts about trips
>Doesn't even roll dubs successfully
Get it togther

>>375544221
He gave birth to a /v/irgin so I still think he's a fuckup.

>>375549010
I don't have the autism to do it as a dedicated thing but it's great when you decide to search a filename and see some stupid shit that you can bring into a thread to deflect on the other person.
Though the funniest thing I've seen is that time /pol/ linked an image from a CIA data leak to a My Little Pony RP imageboard.

>>375550012
Shitpost harder, you'll clean the cheeto dust off your keyboard.

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>>375545107
>woodcock

Is Randy the game development version of Chris Chan?
He won't stop giving content no matter how dumb it may become.

>>375550539
Not related but
>first day of college
>Prof calls out names
>This one guy's last name is Glasscock
>mfw
>mfwnf

>>375551023
>Be Randy's son
>"Is...Bitchford here today?"
>"It's P-Pitchford, sir"
>"Yes, that's what I said"

Poor kid

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>>375550539

>>375549205
>only rich people go to motels?

But seriously what does she mean by road

>>375537706
I want op for 2!

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mfw I actually kind of liked Battleborn but, was fed up with playing against max leveled people that knew everything about the game and map at level 4.

>>375551601
What fucking motels have room service buddy

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>>375543112
Do you have more moth, anon?

>>375540191
source?
cute girls making fun of me and insulting my size is my fetish

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>>375546197

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>>375536547

>>375548327
>I defend women everywhere and don't do terrible things like the male gaze and toxic masculinity
>HEY GUYS, CHECK OUT ALL THIS HOT BATTLEBORN PORN I ACCIDENTALLY FOUND! *wink wink*

I went to the Gearbox meet
Despite being a NEET
As Randy Pitchford started to sing
I started to cringe
at Gearbox's king
Yeah yeah
Then he asked us all to
sing along with him

So watch as the game sales fall
Watch as they blame it all
on a two-thousand-fourteen twitter hashtag
Shat out by 4chan
When will the owner of Duke
Nukem
see that Battleborn JUST
fucked up his shit senpai?!

He sang about gamergate
In the year two-thousand-and-eight (plus eight)
As part of a three minute long musical rant
at >muh boogeyman
He literally just can't
even
'Cuz Randy Pitchford
can't handle the #bantz

So watch as the game sales fall
Watch as they blame it all
on a two-thousand-fourteen twitter hashtag
Shat out by 4chan
When will the owner of Duke
Nukem
realize that Battleborn
fucked up his shit senpai?!

If you work at Gearbox
This man is your boss
He decides when and if you get paid
You won't anymore
'Cuz your boss spent your pay
and more
On a half year old game
no one plays anymore

So watch as the game sales fall
Watch as they blame it all
on a two-thousand-fourteen twitter hashtag
Shat out by 4chan
When will the owner of Duke
Nukem
see that Battleborn JUST
fucked up his shit senpai?!

>>375538217
I certainly love Bulletstorm but it's not worth my 60 beautiful dollary doos with nothing else added to it. This company shall pass away soon.

>>375553159
>weapon wheel
>non-regenerating health
>nothing

>>375536395

Bet bitch boy dosent have the fucking balls to do that to the quran.

>cons and lies his way through life
>career gets fucked by people spreading lies about him (according to him anyway)

GLORIOUS IRONY

MEME MAGIC

>>375551949
Maybe in Canada they don't

>>375553246
In terms of new content I think. I played the shit out of Bulletstorm back in the day.

>>375542362
This is why I love tripfags, you can always retire your trip but everytime it pops up you will always be silently reminded of how dumb you are.

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>>375537706

>>375551949
Keep diverting from the question

>>375536187
>still obsessing over this dude

You have my pity, /v/.
You are even worse than the people you obsess over.

>>375542590
I agree, white people should fuck white people to secure our future.

>>375536395
i found a seal of coke in one of those bibles once
didn't find jesus, but i was pretty happy regardless

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>>375544920

>>375548086
Been in many countries and many hotels and never did this. Sounds completely degenerate too.

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>>375536395
MOM'S GONNA FREAK!!!

>>375553246
two incredibly minor additions aren't worth $60 Randy you faggot scumbag.

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Is this a leech? What the hell is going on here.
Surely there have to be people at Gearbox just begging Randy to drop the phone and stop replying to everything that comes his way.

>>375554245
>Tossing out the Quran in the hall wrapped in a towel

Wow, that's really racist and stereotypical Randy!

>>375544876
>0s
Somehow this type of image always gets more sad when you realize the poster himself wanted to capture his ebin sick burn. Instead of seeing someone else's tweet and taking a screenshot.

>>375552991
>>375548814
You're missing the best bit.
The only account posting pictures there was a newly created one, so chances are he made the subreddit, posted the pictures and then tweeted about it.

>>375542590
If you pushed this over, would it register on a richter scale?

>>375555037
We're full on autists with too much spare time.

Randy's rich, so if what you're saying is true then chances are he hired someone to create these controversial "images."

There's not many that would stoop so low as to do this. They probably crawled out of deviantart.

Does anyone recognize the style? Can we get in touch with them and ask if Randy paid them to do this?

>>375540191
For 5 years now people have been saying "why are there so many /pol/ users?" you're either new or ironic shitposting

>>375538905
You seriously surprised at the double standard here?/pol/ treated the autist waving shields and sticks around as heros at the Berkley episode. Its all about
>is it my side doing it
>no
>le librul snowflake autist XDDD
>yes
>such proud amerukans fighting 4 white freedims ;___:

>>375536395
Why am i angered by this? I wouldn't care the slightest back then.

Also relevant: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSrhJGGDqx0

Silverman is one of those christ-hating jews.

>>375548109
Why is Randy such an idiot? Did he think he could lie and no one would find out?

Why even lie in the first place? Why drag Valve in the lie? Does he not know how bad this makes him look? Does Randy have autism or some mental illness?

>>375538663
How old is he now? Is he embarrassed of this? He must be.

>>375544105
They sure do

>>375552492
its from an anime. just google konosuba

>>375543051
>Why cant Randy just keep his mouth shut? Good lord its so easy to not take the bait.
Because he literally has actual autism.

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>>375540463
>Enter a thread about an industry personality
>"I don't care about the people in the industry, go away from this thread"
???

>>375545208
I admit I never watched the whole thing, or even the first minute completely. I just can't do it, it's too embarrassing to watch.

>>375538772

Iron age, you twit. If you're going to sneer at people's intelligence you should probably not make a fool of yourself while doing it.

>>375553709
Hi Randy!

>>375555735
>Why am i angered by this?
Because God is calling on you to become righteous.

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>>375546197

>>375548310
I'm not sure I have ever read anything as wrong as this, and I browse /v/ daily.

>>375554626
What do you do then, just leave them in your room like some kind of fucking slob?

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>>375536187
>I have been a victim of actual embezzlement
deserved it

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Is Benedict a badass?

>>375556950
No just gay furry bait.

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>>375556579
Jesus Christ Randy just die.

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>>375537107
I would go to a Genji convention

>>375540463
I'll give you a hint anon, nobody cares about the industry nobody in the thread we're all mocking. He's legitimately one of the most flaccid members of the industry. Soggy noddles are more respectable and can probably stand up for themselves more than Randy "I hired Burch" Pitchford

>>375545208
LIKE A BIG FUCKIN' BABY

>>375555735
It's because you are actually growing up, and developing maturity beyond that of a sophomoric highschooler.

There just comes a point where one realizes smugly bashing Christianity does not equate to intelligence or wit, and maybe it is time to stop throwing a fit over mommy and daddy bringing the family to church every Sunday.

>>375536395
>silverman
is she a distant cousin of goldberg?

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>>375536395
There's really something wrong with Randy.

>>375556579
>Someone imitates his art
>Isn't flattered but instead dissapointed

>>375557192
When Randy hired Burch he still was a sort of respectable man with a wife, hot sister, well running sketch series and arguably one of the most important writers of Destructiod next to Fatfuck Sterling though.
It was then, that the faggot showed his true colors.

>>375539128
>it's rude to disrespect any holy text
>all the holy texts disrespect each other as thoroughly and gravely as possible

kek

>>375541294
The second option. He knows people still like Duke Nukem games, he just doesn't know why and hence can't make a good game of any kind to save his failing company.

>>375557556
It's a little more than imitated, considering they copy and pasted the exact coloring and even that background zigzag when they didn't need to.

>>375536187
what kind of man-child calls people bullies as an adult?

>>375545208
THE GRUBER

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>>375536395
>Randy is also an edgy atheist

Of course.

>>375539584
>It's not his property to what he want with
It literally is, that's how Gideon bibles work.

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>>375557556
>imitate
That's like saying that this "imitates mario" and nintendo should be honored.

It's a shitty copy and paste job you should expect from deviantart, not a "professional" company.

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>>375552332
Only one I have

>>375537984
>Not being religious is edgy

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>>375545536
HAhahahahahaha this is how Christians try and save face when someone calls them a bitch.
>B-but you don't understand the context! It means we're secretly badass that we're martyred by the thousands and never fight back!

Funny that it's also how you explain away the rest of your bullshit beliefs that are full of contradictions.

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>>375536187
reminder that if you use grade school insults, you're no worse than Randy himself


faggot
>pic related

>>375558294
>hahaha turn the other cheek u christ fags are pussies
>hahaha THE CRUSADES u christ fags are tyrants
If you're going to wear a fedora, could you guys at least keep notes in it to not contradict yourselves all the time?

>>375557556
Anon You don't understand this isn't just art someone did out of their spare time, this was a piece of art licenesed commissioned by a company to be sold as a product

https://mondotees.com/products/empire-strikes-back-olly-moss-poster?variant=830344219

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>>375536547
>Duke Nukem Forever
>crappy
nigga wot?

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>>375537706

>>375548310
No, that's what morons like you tell themselves. It's an important showing of restraint and peace that are an extension of the mercy and compassion of the perfect God. It's committing to non-violence and abstaining from wrath, not smirking under your flatbill and going "that didn't hurt bro, hit me again and see how badass I am for getting hit in the face twice."

Damn, Christians don't even understand their own story book.

>>375536395

Lol, Welp not buying Memelands The Third

>>375558786
>Damn, Christians don't even understand their own story book.
To be fair, it's kind of hard to understand.

>>375558603
Yes, DNF is garbage.

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Fake gamers don't exis-

https://twitter.com/Kotaku/status/857656386481729537

>>375543051

Randy constantly reminds me of a guy who was bullied in school a LOT, and now thinks he's got it made revenge of the nerds style and is unbullyable. So he spergs out a lot when reality doesn't work like that.

So despite being the CEO of a company that's made a lot of money, and having a family he should be setting an example for, he is literally still living in grade/high school.

>>375558219
Going out of your way to show off how anti-religion you are is the epitome of edge.

>>375558940
correction: it's decent for what it is

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>>375537706
I really really REALLY want those libcucks to at least make borderlands 3 before they die

>>375559178
When did people start defending Duke Nukem Forever? What the heck is going on?

>>375536187
We press on.

>>375559331
the same people who actually play it

source: i paid $2 for it and DLC

>>375548109
What's the point of lying about how your company got its name?

And why drag another company in your lie?

What do you have to gain from this?

>>375559178
Correction: No it's not.

For what Duke Nukem used to be, DNF was a awful imitation and makes me question why they would release something like it.

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So who's having the better war right now?

/v/ vs Randy
or
/po/ vs. Shia?

Which one is suffering more?

>>375559000
Awful. Just Awful.

>>375559676
Shia the muslims or Shia the Transformers guy?

>>375559595
it was a prank, bro

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>>375556579

>commissioned to make art for empire strikes back
>uses the silhouette of a character that had about 3 lines and 30 seconds of screentime

>>375559676
Fuck off no one wants anything to do with you.
We've all come to term with the fact that we got scammed by Trump. Get the memo.