Dreamhack smash

>>375442595
justballz looking like a pool scrub

poor little SOCAL FALCOS getting dominated by big strong FLORIDA SHEIKS

FREESAM

lmao that 11 year old kid has a mustache

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>cute twink
>plays falcon
>beats hcuck
>beats m2k's sheik
>reddit hates him for stalling
>has a qt asian gf
>temporarily retired from melee and locked himself in his room for 2 straight weeks to play the new Zelda
>full blown autism
/ourguy/

weston needs someone to actually train against
why doesn't mang0 ever invite him over

>>375442891
/ourguy/ confirmed

>>375442891

yup

florida is /ourstate/, has m2k plup and wizzrobe

hbox needs to go back to georgia

>>375442918
He does. West is the most common guest on Mango's stream behind Lucky/S2J/Alex19.

SoCal is just trash. Training against those guys doesn't mean shit anymore.

oh so it's not a bo3? or is this just a friendlies thing.

>>375442918
he does. every week

>>375442891
Wizzy has always been /ourguy/ since taking the footsteps of hax$' falcon

>buster balls
I thought he'd become the next big star when I started watching Melee a few years ago.

>>375443056
florida is just a based state in general
>banging weather
>went conservative
>THICC latinas
>GOAT disney park

When was the last time westballz beat any one good?

>>375443232
>He's into beaners

>>375443408
Evo

I've kinda gained an appreciation for Plup. I kinda tended to root against him because I usually wanted a god to win over him, and I wanted people to upset him. But I dunno, watching him more makes me like him.

>>375443232
you forgot the best part

>publix

>>375443232
Florida would be literally perfect except that it will be the first state to end up underwater as the ice caps continue to melt and the sea level continues to rise. Though I guess if you have a boat that isn't even an issue.

>>375443408
he beat mang0 leffen and axe last year, never lost to axe actually

>>375443521
ill also be dead by the time that happens

Seems like Chillin vs Ken is gonna be a thing, it'll probably be off stream, unfortunately.

>>375443667
chillin is gonna rape ken lol

>santiago vs axe in losers round 2
just how overrated is el fuego?

>>375443667
>tfw ken being on survivor got you into smash
>tfw he will never get good again
>tfw he will never play survivor again
why even live senpai

>>375442891
A year and a half ago I was praising this kid saying that he would be taking out gods in two years. He's done it. Also cute twink confirmed

>>375443851
Extremely

>Godzilla vs King Kong

>>375443762
never underestimate how awful chillin has gotten since he started drinking like a desperate hobo for his twitch subs

>>375443851
He's only relevant cus he's from socal

>>375443851

if he wasn't socal literally no one would care about him

>party games

love samus' noises

>>375443879
>>375442891

back to /lgbt/ you go, faggots

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>>375444113
b2r normie

>>375444048
>look ma, I posted it again!

why do people not like mango?

>>375444283
>responding

Mango needs to main fox and only keep falco for some match ups

>>375444307

besides reddit and /v/ he's insanely popular

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>i-it was the ban that made me get decisively 3-0'd guys I'm not washed up!!!

>>375444370
he's trying to prove something

>>375444307
American nobrainer would come first into my mind

The only things he has is skill and charisma

mang0 about to lose to a samus for the first time in a decade lel

>>375443056
this florida has all the players we need anyone else who disagree's needs to go back

>>375444384
what happened?

>>375444307
He's polarizing. He does a bunch of cool shit, but also dumb shit.

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>if duck wins he gets to fight leffen

>>375444370
Agreed, don't know why he's so stubborn.

>man"""""""goat""""""

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I'm scared, nation. If mango loses I don't think I know what I'll do.

>>375444493
they thought it was a bo3, but instead weston got 30'd

>coach lost in pools to a DK
really makes you think

>>375444404
Trying to prove that hes a joke now?

>>375444384
he didn't even say that he just answered a question that someone asked him on twitter retard, you're putting words in someones mouth as much as reddit does

Anyone else not as interested since this tournament has lost most relevancy without Armada?

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>>375444307
I like Mango, I just dislike his dick riders and I dislike how he continues to be an alcoholic slob even though it's clearly affecting his gameplay. If he won every tournament like he did prior to 2015 then I wouldn't have a problem, but it's been over 6 months since his last win and he just keeps drinking and partying.

He truly is the Peco of Melee, he needs a Sakuma to save him from himself.

that ledgegrab looked so jank

>>375444731
quite the opposite

>>375444731
Pretty much. I'm only watching to see Mango get knocked into losers by Chu. Looks like that might not even happen. Which is no surprise given how washed up he is.

>>375444731
this tournament is 3x more interesting without armada throwing turnips for a combined total of 40 minutes

I believe in MVD

>captain zack now just planks forever
this is as bad as watching hbox bair all game

>>375444731
I'm just paying attention to the top half now. If Chu wins, it was worth him dropping out.

>>375444731
Yeah
It's half past 1am and I dont want to stay up any longer watchig NA tards fighting over a semi relevant tournament

>>375444307
His fans are insufferable and he is a drunk.

Is MVD just not gud enough or is this Bayo play just bullshit?

>>375444731

the opposite.

this tourney actually has at least a LITTLE unpredictability to it now.

>>375444384
It's a shame that Westballz is quite a good looking fella but is also extremely autistic.

>>375445041
He's also starting to lose his hair at a severe rate which sucks. Luckily he's handsome and he can grow a beard so he could just shave his head and become handsome GIMR if he wants.

Leffen hbox gf. HBOX WINS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>leffen

I bet Chillin could actually beat Westballz. If he plays super on point.

>>375444991
The bayo is just good and knows the character's bullshit. He's got the best results for a reason

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>>375444906
>[Deleted]

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>almost every match against Zack
>witch twist witch twist witch twist occasional bullet climax witch twist witch twist witch twist

At least Salem uses actual effort. Zack is just boring and predictable.

>>375445170
>Leffen
>gf
hahahaha

>>375445234

>zack: "I play how bayo herself would fight!"

defend this, zackfags

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>>375445234
>salem uses actual effort
>loses anyway and is objectively worse

>>375445234
Shut the fuck up before I kick your head in faggot

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>>375444751
He has a lot of annoying traits. Like claiming to be the best in the world when the actual best in the world was just on hiatus. Tries to carry the title for another year, but obviously couldn't because the real goat came back. He's been shit ever since, but still has a horde of fans that ignore his massive alcoholism and trt to sugar coat his problems with shit like "never sleep on the kid xD".

NOT
SAFE

>>375445234

Captain Zack is utilizing a new (well brought back from brawl) tactic of planking. He's probably going to win this tournament and get either planking or Bayonetta banned.

>>375445327
Bayo sure as fuck wouldn't camp the ledge.

>HE DOUBTED THE KID
DON'T DOUBT THE KID

EVER.

PLEASE BAN BAYO

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>>375445025
>>375444798
>>375444837
I get what you're saying. But you're honestly not at all interested to see if a tournament with all the best players can still win a major with Armada in it?

This is boring as fuck, I would honestly rather watch a Rosalina match than this shit.

>>375445413
I hope to god they ban bayonetta. It would such a spit in the face.

>ledgestalling

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LET DABUZ WIN A MAJOR, EVERYONE BECOMES LIKE HIM AND PLAYS LAME

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>>375445025
>>375444798
>>375444837

Why does USA always see any kind of tournament as an entertainment form rather than a contest of deciding who currently the best player is?

I have seen the exact same thing with the Street fighter and League of Legends community

As soon as NA is disqualified, you drop it

All you guys want is WWE instead of a proper judgement

>>375445757
There is literally nothing wrong with Bayonetta.

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Based Leffen

Never seen someone up b so many times

>>375445757
Just ban this planking bs

damn, close game

>>375445839
Did I say anything was wrong bayonetta?

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>tfw Bayonetta is banned in Tampa and St. Louis tourneys

>>375445821
Except zack timed out players way before civil war, and dabuz is forced to play aggro on a ton of matchups, bayo included.

Bayo degenerates gameplay. We shouldn't wait for people to get good enough to actually start winning, just ban them now.

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wew
Duck played fucking amazing but ManGOAT clutched it again :^)

>>375445683

those tournaments have led to nothing but disappointment the last NINE times.

the only one's who's close to his level right now is hbox, and hbox vs armada grand finals is cancer

>>375445868
>anime avatar

>>375445234
>predictable
>players aren't adapting
I don't give 2 shits about tr4sh but something is wrong here

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Is he /ourguy/?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Smash 4

>>375445827
>Want to see something exciting and entertaining
vs
>hurrdurr le unbeatable stitchface man xd goat

I bet you're a fan of D1 and Prog too?

>>375445458
>>375445893
Haven't been keeping track of Sm4sh, has some new bullshit happened?

>>375445868
>*gives up vs duck*

>>375446038
>people shit on his character constantly despite it being fun to watch
ofc

Now THIS is a fun match.

>>375446038
/ourgay/

webM when

>>375445928
Not directly.

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO CHU

>>375446038
/ourguy/ isn't a fag

>>375446038
Feel like he's trying too hard desu. He retweeted Coney calling him the villain, he's clearly trying to be antagonistic but it feels so forced.

>>375446038
As much as wizzy is.
>>375446069
Bayo specials and bair can ledge stall pretty well.

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>duck tilting and losing the set

>>375445683
I see it as a nice little break from the usual grind of Armada winning everything. It cheapens the win for whoever gets it but its still a good accomplishment and a good indication of how to rank the top players after Armada. Its not like there's only 3 tournaments every year that the top 5 attend and we just lost one by having Armada drop out of this one.

>tafo pays for voice/speaking lessons
>has now started flailing his arms around like a spastic whenever he talks

Money well spent.

>>375446187
>bayo can stall
So, nothing new then?

>>375446172

bayo personality is tryhard as fuck too
he tries to be bayo irl so it fits desu

>>375446065
It may sound crazy to you, but for some people it is more exciting to watch the best person just because he is the best

Has the "no stalling" rule I've seen in rulesets for years ever actually been exercised?

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what the frick chu has a boner

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>>375445868
Plup btfo cry baby players with this tweet is better.

>>375446038
He is a character for sure. I think he has by far the best combo game out of the Bayonetta mains, possibly everyone. The ledge camping is lame as fuck though.

>>375446336
no he is just skinny fat and his jeans arent the right size at the top

I feel like android will punch chu in the face

>>375446253
I don't think you get it.
It's way worse than before, and it basically forces you to get the lead now, or else you have a good chance your character has no answer to it unless you commit very hard. It's not like she needs duck hunt like she did.

https://pastebin.com/tRF9L8Cy

>>375446454
If he doesnt do it, I will

>>375445868
>>375446387
>sandbagging faggots trying to act superior

>>375446434
>skinny fat
u wot

Holy fuck that was fast.

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>>375443521
>Florida would be literally perfect except that it will be the first state to end up underwater as the ice caps continue to melt and the sea level continues to rise. Though I guess if you have a boat that isn't even an issue.
Not even trying to draw /pol/ to this thread, but don't believe everything you hear on TV. Back in 05 ""scientists"" claimed that the Bahamas would be flooded by 2010. In 2000 ""scientists"" claimed that snow would be a thing of the past. Even back in the 70's, the script was flipped and everyone was panicking over "global cooling" and how greenhouse gases were gonna force us into the next ice age.

Nobodies been able to keep their story straight for literally decades. The earth's cooling, the earth's warming, the UK is going to freeze over, the sea levels are going to flood coastal cities, the sky is falling the sky is falling, please continue giving us 20,000$ of "research funding" to continue "investigating" this phenomena.

The climate does change, but I personally believe that the earth just naturally and gradually changes as time goes on like it's always done. People have been decrying the end-times for too long for me to believe that shit's 100% legit.

The bradder is doing pretty okay at the matchup.
Something feels off.

>>375446336
Even if it was one for Chu that is about as embarrassing as sneezing would be for you or me

>>375446580
literally google it, you lazy fuck

>>375446038
No. He's quite possibly the biggest faggot in the smash scene. And beating MacD to that title is some feat

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>>375446387
>Armada on his profile pic

>>375446608
Is global warming a myth perpetrated by the Chinese?

chudat has the best nono of any icies

R Y U
Y
U

must suck to be android. ur brudder is so autistic he cant play with another controller so you have to defend him all day while youre still shit at melee. JUST

>>375446673
Very rude

This matchup SUCKS =D7

That was a great match after that shit zack did

>>375446735
i thought she was called nana

>>375446717
that's captainzack not crush

Leffen v Mango

Who will choke harder?

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who /android/ here

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Just started watching, what did I miss?

Is that guy playing the menu theme?

>>375446784
>have a younger brother by 2 years with a full head of beautiful hair
>meanwhile you're balding like a bitch

Must suck to be Armada too.

how is there not more fights at smash tournaments? i don't mean the top players but i'm surprised some scrub getting wobbled in pools hasn't lost his mind yet

>>375446806
tired

>play well a horrid matchup
>get wobbled so you remember why the matchup is trash
Just.
Should've asked armada some peach tips

>>375447062

not much. upsets wise

>zinoto, samsora taken out by random heavies, larry lurr taken down by locus
in melee
>android over axe, crush over s2j

>>375447062
Which Smash game?

m2k vs n0ne coming up
get hype

>>375447104
probably a mob psycho 100 situation where they both envy each other

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>>375447282

wizzy was able to beat m2k as falcon

>yfw n0ne's one accomplishment as a falcon main is now outdated

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>>375447192

Okay so not much, thanks for the filling

>>375447232
Just checking out some Melee. Tuned into S4 stream but saw that bayofaggot and closed it. Zack is so homo is hurts my eyes

>>375447114
because all that stuff happened years ago, now smash tourneys are daycares for autismos

>>375446608
That's a good point, I'm just basing it off of the actual images of how much the polar ice masses have melted recently. I also wasn't trying to start some /pol/ shit so I will just stop now.

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>>375447114

the sopo wobble

>chu's sopo chain grab
I thought all ics had was wobbles

Should've played zelda

doesn't chudat have schizophrenia?

>Ice Climbers exist

>>375447410
LOLOLOLLO

>Leffen sandbagging
>Armada frightened
>Android wobbled by sopo

will the swedes ever recover?

>>375447114
Should have seen pre-Esports Smashboards. Reports of fights at almost every tournament.

>LGL rule for Smash 4 is coming

THANK GOD

>>375447501
I don't think so but he does have other mental problems and is likely a sociopath

>>375447371
shame you did, the set after that (larry vs locus) was the most hype of the tourney

on the bright-side, if zack keeps using planking and timeouts people might start finally realizing that bayo really is bullshit

>>375446730
I don't know what the Chinese would have to gain out of it. I just think certain scientists are shilling for certain banks because the concept of climate change doesn't actually hurt anyone (except for government taxes, which who honestly gives a shit about a few extra dollars a year?), and the research funding they get out of it lets them work towards the goals they actually want to achieve. Again, I also don't think climate change is a myth, I just think it's overblown.

I also find it weird that skeptics run the risk of being blacklisted or having their funding cut. Like, where's the scientific method in that? We can still debate how gravity works, but climate change is 100% biblical certainty with absolutely no room for error or discussion? It just doesn't add up.

>>375447410
Smash 4 once again proving they have the most autistic player base.

>>375447574
>Leffen
>Swede
He's more of a Finngolian

>>375447508

>still more entertaining than watching bayonetta

>>375447282
N0ne gets destroyed in the matchup when m2k isn't playing like shit

Our guy Esam on vgbc

>>375447583
>LGL rule
the what?

>>375447501

https://pastebin.com/7YV9CfQS

>>375447767

HAHA TIME FOR FREESAM

>>375447769

Ledge grab limit. Was implemented in Brawl because of cheese.

>>375447767
gonna enjoy watching void murk him

Will ESAM make it?

>>375447812
Esam is unironically good vs sheik, though.
He'll at least make it close

>>375447769
Ledge Grab Limit, was a brawl rule that was made because MetaKnight

wizzy the absolute madman recovering with side b

how can people say wizzys falcon is boring? i hate reddit

>>375447583
oh fuck off, tactics are tactics. If someone is trying to play this way fucking adapt.

>>375448030

>Adapt to something that inherently breaks ledgeguard mechanics as we know it

just kys brother.

How does SFAT pull of the pedophile look so well?

>>375448025
He's not s2j and he knows a chaingrab :^)

>>375448025

>wizzy's falcon is boring

this is a dumb socal meme, wizzy's movement and punishes are fucking beautiful, and he's the only falcon that doesn't get cucked by the gods

>>375447848
>>375448010
Why would they need that in Smash 4?

>>375448126

Would love to see the pic of these kids who make these statements. I'm sure you're about as pedo as they come.

>>375447773
>>375447657
>>375447501

>Well, sometimes I fantasize about kissing my mom on the lips. I know, disgusting right? Well, I
am very affectionate with my mother. I hug her every day and kiss her on the cheek. It's when I
"accidentally" have my mouth almost touching her lips. OK I KNOW this is gross. UGHHHH
STUPID THOUGHTS. Well, I am seeing a psychiatrist about my Schizophrenia and he says, "It's
just a thought. It's not going to hurt you. You don't act on it." OMFG this is disgusting sorry
guys I would never kiss my mom on the lips. That would fuc* up my whole life.
That's about it for Chapter 4. If you guys want me to continue, then I will. Read away haha.


SCHIZOPHRENIA CONFIRMED

>>375447773
this 100% cements him as /ourguy/

>>375448025
Because they know he's better than norwalk degen crew S2J and they hate him for it.

>>375448030
It's virtually impossible to approach bayo on the ledge with this new tech

>>375448214
Did I hit it a nerve there buddy?

>>375448278
what tech? in trash 4?

>>375448278
What's the new tech?

>>375448278
Only if you play like shit.

>People never read the ChuDat Chronicles

Oh boy do you guys have some homework to do.
It will make him your favourite player ez

>>375448193

I haven't been in the game for awhile but from the way I understand it and somebody correct me if I am wrong, Bayonetta's recovery move has extremely large disjoints or possibly invincibilty frames and punishing it even with something like Marth Dtilt/Fsmash is pretty much impossible and will get you nicked and punished hard for even trying to challenge it. So you're forced to sit back and let them grab the ledge for free even with the new ledge mechanics implemented in Sm4sh to prevent this sort of thing.

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i've heard armada is out, is that true? I looked up the bracket and he wasn't in it.
congratulations to liquid's very own hungrybox {/spoiler]

>>375448214
Wow. Triggered much. I'm sure you're quite disgusting yourself, whiteknight pleb

>>375447773
huh, weird
so this was all in 2010ish?

he does do pretty weird stuff on stream

>>375448473

armada dropped out due to controller autism

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>always that OP that wants to include sm4sh and melee in the same thread
Not that these threads are ever worth it thanks to that.

>>375442891
>cute twink
You guys even lust over m2k. You guys are just pathetic. Wizzy's bf is way cuter.

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>>375448214
virgin spotted

>>375448221
As long as I can remember their voice and their face, I can communicate with people
through my mind. IT IS SO WIERD. It works though. I guess it acts as if these people are actually
saying these things. They are wrong though. They aren't speaking to me. It's just my mind and
my imagination. It's all memories. I think about what people would say in given situations. For
example, I know my Dad hates it when I take forever in the shower. So I communicated with
him through my mind about it. I told him that I was going to, "choke the chicken" in the
bathroom. He told me not to, and that I need to do my homework. I told him that I will obey
him. I ended up taking an hour in the shower anyway, it was only because I was speaking to
the dead.

Well, I am currently on Wellbutrin right now as well as the Prozac and Zyprexa. The Wellbutrin
helps me focus. I have some crazy stories about myself while I was on Wellbutrin...
I went to Indiana with Ally, Boss, Coney, and BMX for a tournament about 5 months ago. The
crazy stuff started happening to me while I was on the car ride home to Virginia. It was a 9
hour trip and it was an experience like I never felt before. Imagine for a second that you could
talk to people through your mind. Some people think it's fake and not real. What I felt that day
was so real. I spoke to Ally, Boss, Bmx, and Coney through my mind. ACTUALLY, EVERYTHING
THAT I'VE SAID SO FAR WAS FIRST TOLD TO THESE PEOPLE. Wow. I just realized that.
The thing that sucks about it is that Coney, Boss, Bmx, OR Ally will NOT confess to me what
happened during that car ride back from Indiana. I know I spoke to them through my mind. I
told them about what I jack off to. I told them my whole life story.

>>375444731
What happened to Armada?

nightmare mode drinking game: take a sip everytime that fat asian says "oooh"

>>375448329
>>375448484
>>375448593
(you)

>>375448235
So the story starts off like this. Doll is a homosexual smash player that plays peach. I never
knew about his homosexuality, I didn't even question him. He seemed like a cool azn guy.
Well.... one night he wanted to spend the night at my place....
*DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNN*
We ended up drinking alcohol until we were drunk. He rested his head on my shoulder. I was
like, "Ummm... what do I do." Things happened.... ughh ok I'll give you guys the full details.
He started giving me a hand job underneath some covers. My friend Minh and I believe
Plairnkk was there as well. I didn't really think much of the hand job he gave me. I kinda just
"went along for the ride". That same night, we ended up drinking more alcohol and waited for
everyone to go to sleep. After we found out that everyone was asleep, we closed the doors
and made sure everything was set up perfectly.
Doll went to town on my d*ck.
He sucked it, slobbered all over it, and asked me, "Chu, does this feel good?". I was like, "Hellz
yeah baby keep going". LMFAO LOLZ NAH NAH just playing but he did really say that. All I said
was, "Yeah." After about 15 minutes of sucking on my c*ck, I came up with an idea. I asked Doll,
"Hey Doll, can I f*ck you in the azz?". Doll said "Yeah. Do you have any lubricant?". I said,
"Yeah, I got some vegetable oil".
So I grabbed the vegetable oil and went back downstairs where I saw doll pointing his butt
straight up, ready to receive whats coming to him. I lubed up his azz pretty good. I then
grabbed my d*ck, and slid it inside his azz. It didn't feel that good, actually. It was really tight.
The guy was small so it was expected. After pounding him for a good 10 minutes, I decided to
stop. I wasn't feeling anything. I didn't ejaculate at all.
ALSO, Keep in mind I was thinking about my girlfriend Helen the whole time this was
happening.

>>375448570
what a qt kitty

>>375448663
>>375448720
tldr

Wizzrobe!

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>>375448742
You don't belong here

ACTIVATE IT

>>375443056
>>375443232
>>375443504
>>375443521
>>375444307
I live in florida, and it sucks. Too damn hot.

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Reminder that anyone is our guy vs SFAT

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>>375448827
I do too

heat isn't a problem if you never go outside

CMON WIZZY

>>375448404

I read it years ago but I like to bring it up whenever I can since people seem to forget about it or a it's new to a lot of people and it's hilarious and ridiculous

>>375448880

What is it about SFAT that makes me hate him?

>>375448880
He's not wrong. but that analogy is.

>>375449059
I feel the same way, I can't put my finger on it.

The stupid piercings don't help.

>>375449058
Probably new to a lot, seeing as how the scene has grown by like 500% in the last 3 years. Used to be hard to find after it got removed, thank fuck people saved it

Would Wizzrobe be top 5 with Fox? Or can his autism only be channelled into Falcon?

>>375448880
>our guy
>loses

Not our guy

>>375449059
Because he's cocky but has no real consistent results to back it up. It's the exact same reason everyone hated Leffen until he started winning things.

WIZZBOY

>>375448663
>They aren't speaking to me. It's just my mind and
>my imagination. It's all memories. I think about what people would say in given situations.
I do the same thing, should I see my doc?

Didn't care at all about who wins in wizzy v sfat. Just want wizzy to beat hbox now then lose to whoever

>>375449262
He's meant to main Sheik.

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JIZZROBE WINNING THIS TOURNEY

>>375449059
He comes off as a tool

>>375449262
he already plays a lot of fox with m2k on stream. i think m2ks fox usually beats him.

>the hooverville of northern california

>>375449262
he would be top tier with shiek, fox doesn't really techchase the same way

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https://twitter.com/ExistentialWizz/status/858478844231245824


wew

>>375449262
His fox is ehhhh, he loses a lot of his strengths when he loses lenient tech chasing.

>>375444113
fuck off faggot. you can't deny that wizzy is qt. and im straight

>>375449059

You're not alone. People seem pretty open about it too. I remember Hugs on commentary at the most recent Summit straight up called him a lil fuckboy.

>>375449424

What is this kid on?

>>375449262
he says all the time he plays best with the fastest character in the game. it just fits his playstyle. its why he mained sonic in pm. thats probably why he started with falcon and has just kept it. if he does go to fox in the future he will probably just stay where he is now like shroomed did after switching

When will ESAM just drop Pikachu and embrace Samus?

>>375449262

wizzrobe plays reaction-tech-chase heavy, he would be a fucking god with sheik.

or at least at around plup's level

but m2k and n0ne still have to play

>A communication error has occurred
When are they going to fix this shit? I wouldn't even mind getting booted out as much if it didn't reinstance you into an empty room.

>>375449489
Dank memes

This fucking advertising

>>375449489

It's a parody account bro

>>375449424

kek

>>375449565
>

>>375448880
reading sfat's twitter is like being touched by an old man on the bus

>>375449059
This >>375449461

Nobody seems to like him because as the other anon said, he's likely a massive tool. Also he doesn't want any friends.

>>375449424
Best parody account desu.

>>375449591
Reading m2k's twitter is like getting touched by your waifu.

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>>375449549
Wrong thread fuccboi.

>>375449323

Idk, I don't think I do that shit but maybe I do sometimes like when I'm falling asleep or completely zoned out

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https://twitter.com/Noelkitten/status/843624770277195776

>>375444731
still plenty of interest but i wouldve liked to see armada in the tourney. All these fucks saying its better now just have low iq and probably like fast and furious movies

>>375449452
His autism, horrible acne, greasy hair, and vomit inducing facial hair say otherwise. Might want to open the closet, fag.

This DK has a chance against Zero

>>375449424
>this twitter account

>>375449752

Aaaaand spiked

>>375449424
How could I have not known about this fan account sooner? Genius.

>>375449724
>asian gf
>not white

>>375449724
NOT FAIR

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>>375449424
>yfw it's actually wizzy

Syrox up 2-0 vs shroomed according to axe

>>375449892

he's too autistic for white girls my nigger

wahts up guisse

>>375449724
In case anyone is wondering how, Wizzy unironically has a really big dick. Its a meme between top players, but its actually super true.

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>>375449724
It's not fair

>>375450083
>hung traps
noty

So now that Armada is confirmed as shit

who's /theguy/?

>>375449424
>https://twitter.com/ExistentialWizz/status/858478844231245824
>I am done watching Sfat

What a meta fucking pun lmao

>>375450083
>but its actually super true.
how can you know that for sure

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>Zero win
nevermind

>i just want to get drunk and watch shitty movies
>but they keep putting falcon on stream
just put hbox on so i don't have to watch anymore.

Can the leaf save us from Bayo?

>>375449728
he lost his attractiveness when turned 18 now i just like his personality.

you're gay

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>>375450243
>he hasn't seen the video

>>375450342

nope ally is ass against bayo

>>375450179
He's still the guy, might not be /ourguy/ but definitely still /theguy/.

What's that Wizzy parody twitter acc they talked about earlier

>>375450342
Zack always shits the bed against actual top players

CAN THE SMASH 4 PEOPLE LEAVE THE THREAD OR START THEIR OWN? IT'S ANNOYING TO READ A POST ABOUT SOMETHING THAT IS COMPLETELY IRRELEVANT TO ME.

>>375450179

even people who hate armada still respect the hell out of him
we all have to pay tribute to our nordic god

Is Axe vs SFat playing offstream?

>>375450468
No, you fuck off and be triggered elsewhere

>>375450468
>not multistreaming
>only paying attention to one game

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I believe Ally got this.

R-right?

>>375450468
this desu had enough of their shit

You can see Ally is playing in god mode right now. Love seeing this guy play on point, my money is on him to take this event.

Syrox beat Shroomed 3-1

>>375450645

set aint over yet.
never underestimate the power of bayo bullshit

>>375450661
the shantytown of norcal continues

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Okay, monkey paw. I want to swap lives with Wizzrobe, so I can have his gf.

>>375450545
>>375450557
>>375450567
I'm not triggered it's just annoying see people using names like zach and then me thinking its sfat.

why would I multistream a game that I have no interest in? Its really boring and I'm glad d1 exclusively covers it now because he's really annoying.

>>375450342

no one gives a fuck about shitty tr4sh fagot

Syrox beat shroomed 3-1 https://twitter.com/SyroxM/status/858482751686807552

>>375450736
you have a predisposition to nonverbal autism, so you gain that by switching with him

>>375450736
getting asian gf is ez mode my friend, some qt asians even browse this board

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Which would you least like to have?

>m2k's autism
>armada's swedishness
>mango's alcoholism
>hbox's pathetic attention seeking personality

>>375450851

hbox personality.

at least the others are genuine

>>375446608
>Nobodies been able to keep their story straight for literally decades.

nigga thanks for outing yourself as a dumb faggot at least since all peer reviewed shit says otherwise

and since your retarded peer reviewed in the scientific shit are essentially results that are recreated while trying to disprove them since the fucking experiments done try more so not to prove shit right but to prove it wrong and while doing so they get the same results.

also faggot unless your underaged remember the fucking hole in the ozone that is now healing therefore helping alleviate climate change a tad since we stopped using the chemicals that were causing it? We have made some progress in curbing that shit which means that we at least have staved of some bad shit.


Like do you fucking think that nothing has been done when those problem were brought up? and this aint even /pol/ thing at all you just seem like some lazy as faggot who takes everything at face value so you then just choose to believe what seems like the most convenient like some sort of irresponsible faggity as chump.

Why are Meleefags so insecure?

>>375450243
Chu fucked him, but not in a gay way

>>375450384
Nigga you gotta link me that shit, don't be a tease.

m2k implosion incoming

>>375450851
PPMD'S depression

>>375450851

>implying m2k's autism is a handicap and not a superpower

>>375450851
The alcoholism.

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>>375451008

>>375450851
Hbox personality because I already have it

>>375450851
leffen's gyno

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>>375449652

>reverse 30 on a god
hello chu

>>375450701

True. Is it just me or does Zack have that look in his eyes like he's sucked his fair share of cock? Feisty

Armadas commentary sucks

>>375451008
Never post here again

>>375451112
it's the opposite of the ghetto commentary
not terrible

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>>375451109

he's gay
samsora's gay
they live in the same region
they're good "friends"

connect the dots

>>375451241
well, Zack used to main Peach, and I quite firmly believe all Peach mains have sex with each other at tourneys

>>375451109
Zack is literally the gayest person playing smash.

M2K GIVING UP

>>375450851
Wizzy's personality would be worse than Hbox. I know Hbox is a shitter, but at least he has a personality.

that is a fucking statement

>>375451109
sfat plays a good fox

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>>375450823
Not for me.

>>375451339
I didn't think about that. Having the personality of a cardboard box sounds like hell.

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m2k has a n0ne problem

>>375450384
do continue

>>375449724
>bff
You guys know what this literally translates to right? Ffs Wizzy is a gay.

he gave up

m2k SD

its over boys

this fool getting bopped by ally

Ed is fucking insane, reverse 30, takes the last stocks in game 4 and 5

that's the chudat

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO M2K WHYYYYYY WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

JASON WHAT THE FUCK

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>f-smashed again

N 0 T A F L U KE

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hehe

rip m2k

>M2K loses
>I suddenly lose all interest in the tournament

Every time

congrats hbox

IN THIS WORLD YOU'VE GOT TO BE STRONG

is this the classic "two falcons in top 16 and none in top 8"?

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fuck yeah, n0ne

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"falcon isn't viable guys!!111"