http://www.nintendo.com/nintendo-direct/04-12-2017/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqgF7eS8WlQ
https://www.twitch.tv/nintendo
>>373659007
test
FIRST
FIRST
BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL
Save HIMSELF?!
>Splatoon2 and ARMS
It's fucking nothing
>>373659007
Here we go.
S T I C K Y
>sticky for some rehash trailers and physical DLC
Tell me how much this place isn't Nintendogaf
>>373659007
good job mods
was 404ing when clicked for a while
you did it
Finally, stickied. Thank you.
Ever oasis looks fun
Reply or the Mommy dies.
waterw aifu
The new pikmin game looks like shit.
ITS TIME
Pikmin
nintentoddler shit
GOD IS DEAD
HEY PIKMIN A SHIT
Wow it's fucking nothing
>>373659007
oasis is cute!
CUTE!!
SHUT THE FUCK UP, NINTENTODDLER
I just caught of the Direct with Olimar. Did I miss something before?
Have you worshipped DeDeDe today?
>>373659007
LETS GO TriHard Cx
This is about to be shit
Pikimin is fucking gay
inb4 8000 posts
>>373659007
Here's etika
https://youtu.be/1ruPAe33IQk
Threads moving too fast no one will know I have a feminine penis
why is this a fucking sticky?
no other things get a sticky but a stupid fucking nintendo manchildren blog does?
fuck this place, grow the fuck up you autistic manchildren
SMASH SOON
>>373659196
Nope, just in time.
>>373659246
I know.
>post your face when direct started
HERE WE GOOOO
>>373659246
fag
PLEASE BRING BACK DOSHIN THE GIANT
>>373659246
>I have a feminine penis
I-I want to kiss it
>>373659246
We all know bro
>>373659274
Thanks.
I had no idea this was even announced.
Since nobody will ever see this post, I'm going to say this.
I'm gay.
Pegi 18 ?! So, Bayonetta or Fatal Frame ?
>ITS THE 25TH ANNIVERSARY OF KIRBY
PLS
>Yo-kai garbage
yawn
>>373659351
HAHAHAHHA FAGGOT
Cloud, Corrin and Bayonetta get alt amiibos? What about female Robin?
>>373659272
>Annie May
No Insomni no buy
>even mods are nintenbros
haha lol :)
>tfw the leaks were right
>Yo-Kai Watch
Reminder that Nate is best Shota
WHERE THE FUCK IS MHXX
THE LEAK WAS REAL
>>373659351
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG
Yokai Watch is trash
WOOHEE WOOHEE
YEAH MARIO WOO
I AM 30 YEARS OLD BUT I STILL PLAY GAMES FOR TODDLERS
FUCK YEAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOLY SHIT MARIA 32 ADVANCED AWESOME DUDE
I LUV MARIO LIKE I LUV STAR WARS AND SUPERHERO MOVIES I AM SUCH A NERD WOOOOOOOOOO KILL ME PLEASE MY LIFE IS WORTHLESS
it's shit, lads
KIRBY INCOMING
>Yokai even copying Pokémon's framerate
LMAOOOO
>>373659272
Sony's PSX also get stickies, there is no need to be upset
Why do the 3DS games make me feel nostalgic?
KIRBY IS COMING BOYS!
>mods always give nintendo stickies, no matter how small or large their events are
>even smash bros at evo got a sticky but not the main event SFV
>nothing else ever gets a sticky
disgusting desu lads
>literally rpg maker
???
>>373659351
We already knew.
>Cast your friends in an RPG
E T R I A N
V
KIRBY MOTHERFUCKERS YES
>A Devilish Return
DEVIL MAY CRY
RPG maker with Disgaea
wow
christ they're blowing through this stuff fast
>>373659441
AHHHHH
>rpgmaker 3ds
sounds laborious as fuck
pretty boring for now
BILL!
What's the head line?
>MAKE SURE TO NOTE DOWN THIS CODE
>is on screen for half a second
DARK
LORD
BILL
THE DARK LORD BILL?!
I JUST GOT HERE WHAT DID I MISS
>nintendo rpgmaker
finally a sticky
>MIITOPIA
WHAT THE FUCK THE LEAK IS REAL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>373659434
(You)
This all looks like garbage...
OH MY GAAAWD GUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISE
IM GONNA TELL ALL MY FRIENDS THAT I DON'T HAVE ABOUT THIS
WOOPIE HEEHO YEAH SUPER NINTENDO BABIES SWITCH EDITION I AM GOING TO PLAY THAT WITH MY GIRLFRIEND AND SON THAT I DON'T HAVE YEAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Who /fit/ here?
>>373659395
AND FREDDIE LITTLE MAC
REGGINATOR
>>373659480
?!
MIITOPIA!!
SO HYPE!!
my god nintendo is so cringe... do adults seriously play this stuff? it looks like its made for kids under 12...
>>373659246
>>373659351
Now kiss!
>all of this 3DS stuff that should be on Switch
WHY NINTENDO!?
>play RPG Maker games FOR FREE
stoked desu
>typing a story on 3DS
jesus christ
WEW LAD
>Miitopia
Leak confirmed
>Toot
>Back to its Roots
Dead on Arrival.
>>373659612
yeah..........4theplayesr!!
>post yfw the m rated game is Metroid Prime 4
>dlc memes
Sad!
Are you ready for the new amiibos
>DOWNLOADABLE CONTENT
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>we're only now getting Miitopia
>back to roots
>DLC
checheche
>>373659647
>>373659642
What leak
3D FE dungeons?
brb vomiting
YEAAAA IM UGLY AS SHIT AND I'M STILL 11 YEARS OLD MENTALLY NINTENDO PLEASE MAKE MORE GAMES FOR KIDS I NEED THEM GABRBGALGHAGHGHL
SOMEBODY POST THE LEAK IMAGE
KIRBY MUSIC
>ever oasis
>mh stories
all i cared about
SCORPIO MASTER RACE HERE!
>>373659007
sasuga ninten.fags
IT'S OKAY WHEN NINTENDO DOES IT
Is this literally a 3DS Section?
WHERE'S THE SWITCH GAMES!
HEALMORE
KIRBY KIRBY KIRBY
IT'S THE NAME YOU SHOULD KNOW
>>373659745
>>373659434
Mad pedophile weeb.
>>373659612
Tfw I play inteligemt games like Uncharted and tomb raider for Adults like me!
>>373659661
>BING
>BING
>WAHOO
>RATED M FOR MARIO
>>373659458
I thought this event was only for Arms and Splatoon 2?
>Free to Start
REEEEEEEEEE
>Can you FIGURE out this headline?
>free to start
TARANZA BOSS FIGHT
KIRBY
THREE DEE KIRBY NOW
>>373659769
>88 miles away
if you want to drive for that long, sure
Year of Kirby confirmed
>still supporting 3ds
What the fuck.
>>373659769
fuk u
>>373659769
You can't negate immunity cat double nigger
YEAR OF KIRBY MOTHER FUCKERS
>>373659849
ban this nigga
>no Switch Kirby
Gay
THE YEAR OF KIRBY
STILL NO GOOD GAMES SINCE CRYSTALS
>3DS
>3DS
>3DS
>>373659769
>3ds is still alive
FUCK
OFF
KIRB GAME SOON
>tetris platformer
no thanks
>NEW KIRBY GAME
>ON 3DS
YOU FUCKING IDIOTS
Damn, boxes!
kirby is so fucking shit lol
>>373659591
suh dude
>>373659007
I don't even own a nintendo console
>Regginator
>>373659858
literally nothing wrong with that since it's the best handheld ever
NINTENDO I NEED MORE KIDS GAMES
I AM AFRAID OF GROWING UP PLEASE HELP ME I NEED MORE MARIO GAMES I NEED MORE REHASHED GAMES
NINTENDO PLEASE TELL ME THAT YOU'RE MAKING MARIO FOR THE 100TH TIME AGAIN
HELP ME NINTENDO MY LIFE SUX AND IM AFRAID OF GROWING UP
>>373659904
FIVE U
>>373659661
DON'T TEASE ME LIKE THIS
>nintendies actually get excited by this shit
>half the stream is trying to sell mcdonalds toys
>>373659874
fuck
>>373659884
>not being idort
poor fucker
>>373659769
Bruh
>>373659910
End yourself right now.
>>373659858
It's called "Getting all of this shit out of the way".
>10 minutes wasted on 3DS shit
>nintendo farts
>stickies immediately
fuck you mods
Ah yes, shovelware
chats moving so slow everybody will know i'm gay
>>373659007
BIG BILL
What's with the pace of this direct? It's going extremely quickly.
put me in the screencap and zoom my words
>People this upset that 3ds is still getting support
????????? What the fuck is wrong with you retards. Switch is a console, not a handheld. Fuck off.
>destroy the evil blacks
what did they mean by this?
This is lame.
WHERE ARE THE GAMES REGGIE, YOU FUCK!
ALL SHIT
I THOUGHT IWATA WAS COMING BACK
>MAJORA'S MASK AMIIBO
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK I DON'T WANT TO BUY THEM
>>373659956
I have a 3DS. I also have a Vita, but I wouldn't want Sony's E3 presser to be all about it.
>>373659007
>all this garbage is what nintentoddlers are actually excited for
>>373659950
you acted too soon lol
Who is this?
>amiibo
GET THE FUCK OUT NINTENDO
>Bayo amiibo release
FINALLY!
>amiibo amiibo amiibo
why do I even bother getting hyped anymore?
>Bayonetta amiibo
Time for hot glue
BIFF
oh hey bayonetta amiibo
>Cloud
>Bayonetta
IT'S HAPPENING
NO WONDER IT TOOK SO LONG FOR THE AMIIBO
>Amiibos
GAS MEE
2 bayos
b
a
y
o
s
>Alt costume amiibos
That Jap guy's voice is deep as fuck
AMIIBOS!
Hi Biff
PORN OF THE ANNOUNCER WHEN
>biff
They ACTUALLY PINNED IT
OH FUCK I NEED THEM BAYO AMIIBO
SOY GOY
BEST GIRL
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH OOOOOOOOOOOH OOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOH
BRAZOS
Yawn, this looks so lame... I can't beleive adults actually play nintendo games. arnt they made for children?
>I'm always gay to talk about the arms game
>Smash Bros logo
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>it's amiibos
Eat a fucking dick. Choke on cock. Fuck you.
>SMASH BAYO 1 AND 2 AMIIBOS
YES
>SELECT RETAILERS
NO
Poor Metroid...
>Majora's Mask Link
Fark
Biff is cute
>AMIIBO
>DLC
We deserve this, right
>no EO:V
B I F F
Is dis One Piece?
>>373660000
Checked
>The weapons they attach to their arms are arms
>>373660042
majora's mask, TP, and SS.
why does this shit get stickied
its not like half the board isnt nintendoshilling anyway
>arms
this is dumb as fuck
LITERAL shovelware
Someone hurry up and lewd this fucker.
>Bayonetta
OK I will now buy my first Happy Meal toy.
>>373660112
you gotta problem with Biff?
PUNS
>Motion control cancer
I thought we left this shit behind when the Wii died
>>373660151
>Getting hyped for Smash
The game is out and they're not making DLC anymore, what the fuck did you expect?
looks fun
HOLY SHIT GUYS
TOYS
TOYS FOR MANCHILDREN LIKE ME
HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
THERE ARE RELEASING TOYS
I AM SO EXCITED FOR TOYS
TOYS!!!!!
TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYS
WHEN ARE THEY GOING TO TALK ABOUT REHASHED GAMES THAT
I NEED REHASHED GAMES
CALLING MECHANICA AS MY WAIFU
>>373660190
hide it and move on faglord
SOMEONE MAKE A FISTING JOKE
>>373660206
I got it boss. Will report in 30.
>>373660206
DELET THIS, BIFF IS PURE
This game looks like shit
man they're shilling this game so hard, does anyone here is interested in arms? it looks so boring
Arms looks worse than 1-2 switch
>>373660227
You can play with pro controller
>year of kirby
>fucking nothing
thanks nintendo
>arms dealer
whats there endgame?
>>373660227
its not fucking motion control retard
no wonder you watch shit anime
mechanica
>Ribbon Girl's winning animation
HNNNNNNNNNNNNG!
>>373660227
waggle is totally optional. You can play it with just buttons.
GET A LOAD OF THIS!
This is everything we already know fuuuuuuuuuuck I miss Iwata directs.
back off minmin is mine
>>373659007
>deeper and deeper
WHERE'S THE MINMIN PORN?
>NOODLE WIELDING
LOL THIS GAME LOOKS ASS
THASS A SPICY NOODLE
>New stages
Neat. that's something new out of this-
HOLY SHIT NEW GIRL
WHERE'S THE MINMIN PORN?
NOODLE GIRL
PORN ARTISTS GO!
>>373660287
>implying the new multiplayer game isn't going to beAir Ride 2
>spring man
Wew i wonder how long it took them to think of that name
MINMIN
NEW GIEL
MUH DICK
>>373660227
Kill yourself
Play
The
Game
I will personally find and kill anyone who supports motion controls in 2017. Count on it, kiddos
>two versions of Corrin
>still only one of Robin
>>373660297
I want to fuck that girl.
get to the porn
now
porn where
More waifus ahhh yeah
RAMEN GIRL IS CUTE
CUTE
THICC CHINESE WAIFU CONFIRMED
NOOOOOOOOODLE GIRL!!!!
MUH DIIIIIIIIIIICK
>>373660227
you can turn it off
WAIFU SPOTTED
MINMIN IS MY WAIFU
S P I C Y
P
I
C
Y
>>373660270
>announce cutie ramen fighter
>shit
ok pleb
MINMIN IS CUTE.
HOLY SHIT.
GET A LOAD OF THIS
Fuck everyone that thought we needed another year of Marvel
MINMIN IS CLAIMED BY ME
MY NEW CHINESE WAIFU!
Lewd
Glad to see Stories getting localized and it's nice to hear about a new Kirby that's doing something different
Nothing else of real note yet
Arms looks___fun___
Minmin can cook my noodle any day
RAMEN KENPO
>>373660287
>missed the brand new retail Kirby coming out later this year
Who wants to place bets on how long it'll take for porn to be made
MINMIN IS MY WAIFU AND MINE ONLY
>M-M-MUH SMASH PORT CUZ AMIIBOHS
AHAGAHSHAHAHA RETARDS BTFO YET AGAIN, PORT FAGS BTFO TO ETERNITY IM ALWAYS RIGHT KYS FE FAGS AND SMASH NIGGERS
MAYBE NOW YOU'LL UNDERSTAND THAT SAKURAI OPERATES AT A NEW OR NOTHING MENTALITY
NEED a noodle gf lads
>STILL no Minmin porn
THESE FUCKING DESIGNS
goddamn nintendo this is great
>let me show you how deep shit gets
>doesn't
New best character confirmed
minmin i wan nuggies
S P I C Y
P
I
C
Y
My fucking dick MinMin
NEW CHARACTERS
YESSSS
THIS GAME IS LOOKING GOOD
I WAS A WIMP BEFORE ANCHOR ARMS, NOW I'M A JERK AND EVERYBODY LOVES ME
More free games yay!
NOODLE ME
>Fights using Ramen
>Asian theme
I can already hear the SJWs seething.
min min porn incoming
fucking weebs
Arms has legs?!
SHE'S A GUNDAM, HOLY SHIT!
I WANNA FUCK MIMIM
MINMIN <3333333333
>minmin
DRAW MINMIN RIGHT NOW
minmin is cutre
>Min-Min
FUCK TOOTHPASTE GO BACK TO RAMEN
>>373660461
ace attorney did the ramen character first and better
>>373660295
Yes it is
NEW WAIFU
NINTENDO GOT IT
>>373660421
I'm sold
RUMORS AT THIS POINT (from Emily Rogers)
>Paper Mario 1 Remaster + amiibo announcement
>Arms Amiibo + release date
>New inkling amiibos + release date
>Odyssey teaser
>BOTW dlc teaser
>Smash 4 switch announcement (no release date or gameplay footage)
>Honeydew Valley amiibo
>Pikmin 3DS release date
>Fire Emblem direct announcement for next week
This... looks fun!
>>373660254
ok
lol her ramen arm can turn into a dragon. I mean, I do a lot of drugs, but that's just retarded.
Spring man has some shit hair
NINTENDO WON I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL NINTENDO FUCKING WONN!!!
Rate that ass.
Pegi 18/10
fucking hell ARMS looks so fun
>a firey SLAPAMAN
>>373660481
>Switch
>free games
Wut?
pathetic
simply pathetic
how the fuck nintendo is alive at this point
MINMIN'S GOT THIS
>Showing off gameplay
Good Idea but not the right time
Yo, someone explain me what is nintendo direct?
IM CLAIMING MINIMIN
Wow this new arms character looks great
>>373660421
Higher quality shot.
THESE NIGGAS FIGHTING WORLDSTARRRRRRRRRR
im gay
>tfw the best thing about this is Ever Oasis having a release date
LEGS LEGS LEGS
>minmin
>>373660567
Literally what ass?
Noodle?
God the character designs are so great for this game idk what about it is so good
>>373660529
Fuck off autist
>>373660529
fuck off
>>373660489
They're japanese devs, SJWs can't touch them.
>"thats right fighter fans"
>Arms
>fighting game
>>373660581
Fuck off leaf
>>373660439
welp here we go again
>>373660567
where?
NINTENDO FUCKING WON
>>373660612
I really, really, really disagree.
>>373660549
>Trusting a tranny to do anything but commit suicide.
Consider doing it yourself.
>>373660509
>>373660594
Wow, she's Hanna
>>373660334
This.
Why is the internet so useless?
>>373660549
im done thanks for the leak
>>373660549
that retarded tranny gets literally nothing right, why does it even get attention still
My god this is fucking awfulnot only the game looks like shit, this announcer is the most grating shit I've seen in a while
Weeb garbage game #243
>BUT DUDE IM VIRGIN AND THERE IS WAIFUSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>A FUCKING RAMEN BOWL
I want to fuck Minmin
i want to introduce my noodle (penis) to minmin
>>373660567
WHERE WERE YOU WHEN NINTENDO WON!!!!
This is fucking shovelware
>>373660529
fuck off retard
ARMS confirmed for EVO
How the fuck are you supposed to play this with a normal controller? You walk around by tilting the joycons so I could see them doing some stupid shit like tilting the controller to move.
I WANT TO DRINK MINMIN'S BROTH
Not enough noodle joke
>One of her arms is a fucking gun
HOW IS THIS FAIR
>>373660628
Of course it's a fighting game. What the hell do you call Boxing?
>>373660662
Rogers isn't the tranny, retard. That's Dale.
>>373660628
I mean it is a fighting game
So what's the universe in ARMS like?
Did these guys cut off their arms purely for sport?
>>373660430
this
DUDE ESPORTS LMAO
WE WANT SMASH BROS
WE WANT SMASH BROS.
WE WANT SMASH BROS.
WE WANT SMASH BROS
>WE WANT SMASH BROS
>WE WANT SMASH BROS
>WE WANT SMASH BROS. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMINMIN IS MY WAIFU
NINTENDO IS FINISHED
>>373660334
Give it a couple hours
>>373660589
product and company news announcements by nintendo.
Periodic mini-e3, which is necessary after so many years of "games are coming" with no news.
>ramen
why do burgers say this
>WHERE THE FUCK IS MONSTER HUNTER SWITCH
WHERE THE FUCK IS MONSTER HUNTER SWITCH
>WHERE THE FUCK IS MONSTER HUNTER SWITCH
WHERE THE FUCK IS MONSTER HUNTER SWITCH
>WHERE THE FUCK IS MONSTER HUNTER SWITCH
WHERE THE FUCK IS MONSTER HUNTER SWITCH
>>373660581
>I'm watching something I know I will hate
barneyfag?
>Ram Ram
someone give me the quick rundown, i got here late ( now ), some arms shit running
This seems like a game you would find in a fucking cereal box
Wanna slurp that noodle
THE RAMENB OWL
>>373660509
Basically This.
So real talk why would you not main Min Min?
Arms is boring. give me a (You) when Splatoon starts
MINMIN IS THICK
Ramram
Minmin
RAMEN BOWL
Minmin was made for vore
C R I N G E
>>373660594
Cute!
Cute!Really hope the game isn't dead by time I get a switch in november
>you can lose arms
>women win
Nice SJW presentation Nintendo.
>>373660628
Its even less of a fighting game than Smash is.
GO MINMIN_SAN!!!!
>Arms can break
NEW BEST GIRL WINS
this game honestly looks bad
DAMN, THIS ACTUALLY LOOKS PRETTY DEEP
>>373660206
I fucking love that he looks like a Blue's Clues/Nick Jr. character
stop promoting this shit game
>>373659434
Both Mario Galaxies are in the Top 10 highest rated Gamea
>RAM RAM
>Oh no her right arm is down
WEW
E
W
LEWD
E
W
D
MINMIN
I
N
M
I
N
Animal crossing when
Man the new Metroid is looking good.
>>373660790
Kid, you aren't old enough to have experienced games in cereal boxes. Fuck off underageb&
this looks less fun than E3
tthey should have hired jim ross to play the commentator
TWO ON TWO
Doubles confirmed
What is this fake esports shit?
Feels like it would get boring after a couple matches.
is there porn of Minmin yet?
Colgate man is abused by women
>>373660778
Why would the Switch get a sku?
Capcom has room for one portable and one console, and the switch doesn't have the install base for either.
GG EZZZZZZZZZZ
This game seems alright but not my thing. I want to fuck MinMin though.
my wife won!
This will get boring after three games.
>she wins because she has a gun
fair and balanced game
SJW PANDERING
>SJW PANDERING
SJW PANDERING
>SJW PANDERING
SJW PANDERING
>SJW PANDERING
SJW PANDERING
>SJW PANDERING
SJW PANDERING
>SJW PANDERING
SJW PANDERING
>SJW PANDERING
SJW PANDERING
>SJW PANDERING
2 ON 2 FIGHTS HOLY SHIT!
Matches look kinda strategic
NOW THAT DUST HAS SETTLED WHO IS THE BETETR WAIFU AND WHY IS IT MINMIN?
Gotta say I do like the music
mmmmmmmmmihn
>doubles
hmm
Green Ninja a cute
2v2, fuck that's gonna be hectic.
>>373660824
online will tank to 15 percent of summer's activity once the free period wears off
2V2 ITS OVER NINTENDO WON
>june 16
>spring
>joycon AA pack
LOOOOOOL
>June
>Spring
what the fuck
OH SHIT A WHOLE NEW BATCH OF HEADLINES
this looks gay as fuck LMAO
this game looks REALLY slow and boring, seriously
is this really all switchfags will get to play this year? I genuinely feel sorry for them
These puns man
YELLOW
NEW JOY CON BOYZ
>>373660641
Fuck you Americunt. Day of the treadmill when?
>June 16
Alright
>New color for Joycons and battery extentions
Neat
Lmao that was shit
>>373659007
When is it in GMT?
NEON YELLOW JOY CONS!
LF Arms dubs partner, cute girls(male) only.
>piss yellow
>joy con battery pack
>>373660549
>Paper Mario
>REMASTER
FUCK WE ALREADY ARE GETTING ONE IN THE FORM OF A EMULATOR TEXTURE PACK. JUST MAKE A NEW REGULAR PAPER MARIO GAME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
OH MAN WE SPEEDRUNNIN THRU HEADLINES
>yellow
>not atomic purple
>AA battery pack
Neon yellow? Nintendo won.
>joycon battery life extender
....why? It's already got like 20 hours of playtime.
>Joy con battery back
Fucking why, shit lasts like 20 hours.
A BATTERY PACK
NINTENDO FUCKING WINS BABY
Yellow
>joycon AA pack
I thought they lasted like 12 hours already?
MINECRAFT
wheres blockfort?
>online requires paying
>online modes are restricted by region
trash company
>Extend the battery life of an 8 hour controller
???
>ever running put of joycon battery
Minmin > ribbon slut
prove me wrong
More like Nintendo Kart at this point
>>373660943
you're horrible at false flags.
>>373660993
Step in front of a mirror again?
Alright I think they sold me on ARMS.
This is the first time I felt embarrassed to watch one of these things.
>in b4
why is this disgusting splatoon shit in my mario kart
>rehash kart
TOP KEK NINTENFAGS BTFO
>>373660964
>Nintendo acknowledging Hamster putting their own Virtual Console to shame.
How long is this thing on for? Have they said?
>Special character: Rayman
HOLY SHIIIIIT
>>373660980
Summer starts June 21st
THIS DIRECT IS ALREADY
JUST OKAY.
DONKEY KONG THINK HE SLICK.
I SAW THAT DAB
>a fucking zoning game
>a game based on the most boring strategy
>Search By Code
>>373660992
The previous headlines were for 3ds you fag.
>>373660957
YES
Isn't the problem the battery life of the switch itself?
>>373661089
>not Super Smash Kart
I'm just here waiting for the first drawfag to finish up their Minmin
wish theyd just call it nintendo kart or something at this point
>>373661094
got him
ACTION GAME FATED TO RELEASE ON NINTENDO SWITCH
>even more rehashes
>tournaments are back
MARIO KART 8 /V/EEKENDS CONTINUE
>Action game fated to release on Nintendo Switch
What is it /v/?
>Would /v/ be hyped for ARMS if it hadLanky Kong?
>Thirty-nine dollars and ninety-nine cents
>for Street Fighter 2
guys please tell me we are going to have threads about that new free kirby game i want to go on quest with anons
EVIL RYU?
NINTENDO WON BABY
>violent blondie
>Evil Ryu and Violent Ken
>New
ORIGINAL RYU DO NOT STEEL
>Evil Ryuu
Everyone in this thread should buy Mario Kart 8 Deluxe. If you don't then Dry Bones wont ever be playable again.
>New fighters
>They're old fighters with a gimmick
>Minecraft
Switch confirmed 100 million seller
I NEED MINMIN PORN STAT
>Evil Ryu
>Violent Ken
>New characters
fuck Capcom
>>373661196
YES MINECRAFT
FIRST
PERSON
HADOUKEN
>>373661206
yes nigga
>>373661196
>minecraft
RIP vita
>switch minecraft
>Evil Ryu and Violent Ken
>Literally just fucking ryu and ken reskin
>Sonic Forces
oh goody.
>Violent Ken
MINEYCRAFTA
>>373661204
Obviously Monster Hunter.
Minecraft confirmed
>>373661196
>>373661204
Bayo 1&2?
>Street Fighter is still the same boring shit 30 years later
>Violent Ken
This never won't be funny
NINTENDO THINK THEY SLICK
HE DABBIN!!!
MINECRAFT
>we want the autist audience
>wait we already have it
>Minecraft
sloppy fourths
Why did Microsoft even buy Minecraft?
BROWN BRICKS
>One-button special moves
because that worked so well the last time they did it
HOLY FUCK THE SWITCH HAS MINECRAFT
NINTENDO WON
MINECRAFT
>>373661196
>action game fated to release on Switch
BAYO 3?
UMU
BUILD BROWN BRICKS IN MINECRAP
>No online in Street Fighter II.
Capcom get fucked you lazy cunts.
>minecraft in 2017
>MINECRAFT YET AGAIN ON A CONSOLE
WHAT IS THERE END GAME
>>373661196
>Action game fated to release
Hmmmm
Nin tenyearolds need one button combos.
How much more can you be BTFO!
>ACTION GAME FATED TO RELEASE ON NINTENDO SWITCH
????????????????????????
THANKS MICROSOFT
>Fate/Extella
que
>action game fated to release on switch
SMASH?!?!?
>>373661290
B R O W N
R
I
C
K
S
>AUTO BUTTON SPECIALS
SONIC BOOM SONIC BOOM SONIC BOOM SONIC BOOM SONIC BOOM SONIC BOOM SONIC BOOM SONIC BOOM SONIC BOOM SONIC BOOM SONIC BOOM SONIC BOOM SONIC BOOM SONIC BOOM SONIC BOOM SONIC BOOM SONIC BOOM SONIC BOOM SONIC BOOM SONIC BOOM SONIC BOOM SONIC BOOM SONIC BOOM
>>373661302
stick to KOF pedro
MINECRAP
>Complete your journey into the neatherworld
>disgaea 5
Reminds me I need to finish 1 and 2
>MINECRAFT TEXTURE PACKS
It's over nintendo won
>minecraft for switch
>pokemon for switch
its fucking over nintendo has won
Wonder how shit minecraft will be
>Minecraft on switch
Christ. The money they'll swim in.
MIN MIN IS CUTE
CUTEEEE
>touch controls are back
>MINECRAFT
>button press specials
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>373661254
It remains completely retarded that they took as long as they did getting it on the Wii U.
>fate shit
It's cool that Microsoft allows Minecraft on competitors' consoles
>>373661196
HAHAHA ITS ALL INDIE SHIT
brown brick
I might buy minecraft on the switch
w-whoa so THIS....is the power.....of nintendo
THE GODAMN STREAM IS BUFFERING LIKE CRAZY FUCK
EVEN THO SPEEDTEST SHOWS I'M GETTING 100/100mbps
I can't wait to place BROWN BRICKS in MOINECRAFT.
MINECRAFT
WE DID IT NINTENDO BROS
>>373661229
I unironically love donut dog. Volcanion is hilarious looking
>Violent Ken
Is regular Ken not violent or something?
BROWN
BROWN BRICKS
>>373661408
Literally free money
What about NEW games?
B R O W N
R
I
C
K
S
>>373661374
going to buy it purely for this and turtle in the corner with guile alternating between sonic boom spam and flash kicking when they come close
GAROU!!!
AAAAAaaaaa
>Eggman conquered 99% of the planet
How the fuck did he do that under Sonic's nose?
>mario minecraft
Nintendo won
MOTHERFUCKING GAROU, FUCK YES!
>>373661321
It's their only game people buy.
>>373661321
So they could sell it on the Nintendo Switch?
mineycraftah
GAROU
MULTIPLAYER PUZZLER IS SEPERATE FROM PUYO PUYO TETRIS
HOLY FUCK PLEASE BE PANEL DE PON
Thank god Sonic Forces is on the PC
>fatal fury on switch
its over, they won
>>373661357
BAYONETA
NU SONIC
>FATE EXTELLA
WHAT ???
sonic is fucking garbage
>>373661321
To get revenue from it? There's no point in making it exclusive when when you can get more money by releasing it on all platforms.
WHO COULD THAT BLACK HEDGEHOG BE!?!?!?!?!
That guy looked like a Fox in Sonic Forces
waitwhat
who was that new sonic
OH SHIT
COLDSTEEL CONFIRMED
>Minecraft with new content
It's over
>not expecting Sonic games to be shit
Not blue arms
Wait, did they just confirm a new OC?
HOYL SHIT THAT NEW ALLY IS MIGHTY THE DILLO
>>373661418
Youtube or Twitch?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
SONIC 06 2.0 calling it
>>373661357
glad i never bought smashs shekels dlc now with another 2 versions with more dlc
>Best KoF
Fuck yes!
>NEW SONIC FOOTAGE
Was not expecting that.
OH SHITIT'S BUBSY
It's literally generations 2
>>373661418
runs great on my ps4
Project mikuru
Hell yah this is why i tuned in
>new ally
Its fucking silver
Nintendo Direct Autism Special
>>373661479
FAPPIN!
>CLASSIC GAMEPLAY
GET HYPE
E
T
H
Y
P
E
>WEREHOG
>WEREHOG
NO
>Platforming legends make their return
how is this a game
this is like a mario party minigame
they're charging money for a minigame
MENDEL PALACE TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
literally a mario party mini game
Wtf eggman?
Can't beat one sonic so let's make it two.
>sonic has been around for 20 years
OH GOD IT'S BUBSY
20 years of Sonic and only three decent games lmao
IT'S NOT PANEL DE PON
FUCK
>I-ITS GONNA B-BE NEW BAYO
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Better bomberman
PANEL FLIPPING POWER
LITERALLY CRASH BASH MINIGAME
LMEO
OH SHIT FATE????
>arms aren't blue
CAN YOU SURVIVE ALL THE TRAPS?!
FATE
EXTELLA
FATE
EXTELLA
FATE
EXTELLA
>>373659272
>post at least 20 PS4 crying wojaks
>nothing happens
>post a mario wojak
>get banned for "inciting a flame war"
>>373661527
Sonic generations?
DARKSIDERS SWITCH PORTS BOYZ
>>373661594
That wasn't the werehog though.
PROJECT MIKU CONFIRMED
NINTENDO WON
>they remade that crash bash minigame
WEEBSHIT
E
E
B
S
H
I
T
New Senran Kagura game for Switch
>musou
>intense action game
>nu bomberman
neat
FATE~!!!!!!
>Fate Extella
Wait what
>fate game
NANI??!!!
OH SHIT FATE!
>>373661572
Is that supposed to be a bad thing? Do you want another Boom or Lost world?
>Fate Extella
Hahahahaaha WHAT
>fateshit
snore
what a completely underwhelming nintendo direct
>Musou shit
>fate
Literally who the fuck cares. God damn.
FATE
>FATE
FATE
>FATE
FATE
>FATE
FATE
>>373661374
That shit turned SF43DS into rainbow edition.
>>373661650
aka shit
Fuck off nintendo
brown girls
Are they showing this senran stuff on the english one haha
HEHEHEHE
>all that weebtrash
is the switch the new vita?
>Fate/EXtella on Switch
HOLY SHIT
>MINECRAFT
>FATE EXTELLA
>SONIC AUTISM
NINTENDO IS DOOMED
DOOMED
O
O
M
E
D
>Fate/Extella
WE VITA NOW
WEEBSHIT
MORE WEEBSHIT
>new xseed weebshit
muh dicc
>getting port that other console already had
History repeating itself again.
>mario party minigames now deserve to be full titles
FATE EXTELLA!
SWITCH IS VITA 2 CONFIRMED!
SONY BTFO
why is there a Fate game in Nintendo
nindendo is so fucking bad I cant beleive some of you get so autistic about it, its literally made for kids grow the fuck up
>Weeb games
NO THIS WAS OUT LAST STAND
Nani?
So fate extella is just fantasy Dynasty Warriors?
>no dub
wow big surprise
>mfw I ordered the yellow joycon case a week ago
SABER
>project mekuru
literally a Mario Party mini game. I seriously hope this won't cost more than 4€
ROB BANKS WITH YOUR FRIENDS
>fate
what
is Rin in this, I only played f/sn and tsukihime
>Rob banks with your friends
OK
>PAYDAY 2
WHAT THE FUCK
When's the Prisma Illya game
>Kilia
>Rob banks with your friends
PAYDAY?
>rob banks with your friends
THE FUCKING
MEAN BEAN MACHINE
U M U
M
U
>rob banks with your friends
Can I play as Medea? She's my favorite!
Fate is most likely the first in a line of many ports of Vita/PS4 games.
Fate Extella is pure shit
Too bad it wasn't a good game
>payday 2
>>373661594
I hope not.
>A Legacy of Greatness on Nintendo Switch
Make your bets now
>Fate/extella
what the fuck
>THQ Nordic brings the goods
Didn't THQ go out of business?
>A legacy of greatness on Switch
VIRTUAL CONSOLE INCOMING!
>rob banks
payday?
Big ups to the mods for keeping the cancer confined
Should have a stickied Nintendo thread at all times and redirect all nintendo chat to it
>All this shovelware
>Kirby stuck on handhelds
>No panty-shoots on Min-Min
FUCKING MOBILE GAMES
>Desco got screen time
I'm happy
PAYDAY 3 EXCLUSIVE
Holy this is depressing. Games for kids kek
>switch becoming THE weebshit machine
its over sonybros
>Not just calling it Mean Bean Machine again
VIRTUAL CONSOLE CONFIRMED
This game looked like shit when it was on PS4 but it actually looks pretty good now, based Switch getting definitive releases
>>373661762
t. Faggot on an Indian Curry Discussion Forum
>Rob banks with your friends
Payday?GTAV?
More Tetris games?
>>373661776
rip anon
Rip Vita.
Ayyy
DOOD
>>373661835
Ara ara, boya~~
Hope they show Terraria
If they have any big announcements they'll save it for the end dumpasses.
>>373661730
Atlus got away with a giant green penis, who knows.
Puyo Puyo Tetris is pretty great
>FUCKING MONOPOLY
NINTENDO WON
M O N O P O L Y
O
N
O
P
O
L
Y
>>373661791
MY WAY
OR HES A DEAD MOTHER FUCKER WAY
Isn't Fate a Sony anime show.
>>373661835
Nope
Will there be a teaser for BOTW DLC?
FUCKING
MONOPOLY
HOLY SHIT
>Standalone Switch Dock Release Date
Hon Hon
go to jail
I thought this was mostly about Arms and Splatoon 2, what's with all this other shit
>FUCKING MONOPOLY
I JUST WANTED TO PLAY MONOPOLY
>Monopoly
FINALLY!
>MONOPOLY FOR SWITCH
NINTENDO WON
>MONOPOLY
NINTENDO WINS
MONOPOLY
ITS OVER NINTENDO WON THIS GEN
No "Don't flip this board!" monopoly joke. Lame.
SO THIS IS THE POWER OF THE SWITCH
IT CAN RUN A BOARD GAME
>Fate/Extella on Switch
Why though, won't it run better on the PS4?
>fucking monopoly
Why not just make Mario Party?
>Monopoly
NINTENDO
WON
MONOPLY
NINTENDO FUCKING WON
>no Mario Party Switch
>Monopoly
are you fucking kidding me
>enjoy Monopoly
Yeah sure
>>373661856
THQ Nordic is a different company that bought a bunch of THQ's old IPs last year.
>MONOPOLY
DEFINITINE EDITION
>MONOPOLY
>HD RUMBLE SUPPORT
IT'S OVER NINTENDO HAS WON
STANDALONE SWITCH
STANDALONE SWITCH
>$300 to play monopoly and 20 year old games (but not even the good ones)
>Monopoly
>Not even Settlers of Catan or an actual good board game.
>MONOPOLY
IT'S OVER
NINTENDO WONthis is kinda sad honestly
>Monopoly
Can't wait to spend 12 hours on one match...
>>373661932
Great something to play with the family
>STANDALONE SWITCH DOCK
>STANDALONE SWITCH DOCK
>STANDALONE SWITCH DOCK
>STANDALONE SWITCH DOCK
>>373661939
>additional content
additional content
>additional content
additional content
>additional content
additional content
for monopoly ....
fug
I'M GONNA BUY NERO'S GAME
>Saber in Smash
>yfw
>monopoly
for
what
purpose
Reminder retard tier shit like monopoly/wiisports is what helped wii penetrate normie audience so well
>MONOPOLY
That it. Nintendo has fucking won.
>no monster hunter double cross
fucking trash
>take monopoly with you
how the fuck do you have 4 hours to waste on the go with 4 people?
>Monopoly
But the battery will run out before you finish the game.
>FUCKING MONOPOLY
FUCKING DIRECT GOING SO FAST I CAN'T SHITPOST FAST ENOUGH
>HE BOUGHT A SWITCH
>Monopoly
THANKS UBISOFT
>>373661553
FUCKING JEWTUBE, TWITCH OF COURSE WORKS BUT I CAN'T SKIP BACK
WHERE
THE
FUCK
IS
MY
MONSTER HUNTER
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
RAYMAN 4 WHEN ?
FUCK YOU
looks like it
CONSOLE FOR KIDS TOP KEK
>puyo puyo
GOTYAY
So it's fucking Rayman Legends
H D
R U M B L E
U
M
B
L
E
>>373661868
Of course she did. NIS won't stop shoving those two down our throats.
RAYMAN
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>373661956DADDY
OLD GAMES
WEEB GAMES
ESHOP 3DS GAMES THAT WOULD BE 99c ON STEAM
MINECRAFT
MONOPOLY
NINTENDOMINATION!
>>373661860
Learn the definition of shovelware frogposter
I guess I can finally play Rayman
>Puyo Tetris demo
Fuck yes, definitely gonna download that.
>>373661856
Nordic Games bought a ton of THQ IPs and the name too so they now call themselves THQ Nordic
This is entering Wii-levels of shovelware
>Monopoly
KEK
Splatoon is the last headline
It's fucking over
>>373660906
Made as we speak
>>373660909
Maybe he's into that
REHASHES AND PORTS
NO VIRTUAL CONSOLE
O
V
I
R
T
U
A
L
C
O
N
S
O
L
E
>>373662004
hah saw that too
Wow so this is the power of the switch huh?
WHERE'S THE NEW STYLE OF SONIC FORCES
PIC?
PAYDAY 2 WHAT THE FUCK HOLLLLYYYY SHHIITTTT
AND MONOPOLY!!?!?!???!!!
>weaboo shit is on board
It's over nintendo won.
PAYDAY 2
PAYDAY 2
PAYDAY 2
>Monopoly
That's fuckingneat, I'll probably buy it
>NINTENDO DOCK INCOMING
oh shit what are you doing nintendo
>payday 2
WHERE IS OCTOPATH TRAVELER
REEEEEEEEE
>PAYDAY 2
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Monopoly
Now that's desperation
PAYDAY 2, HOLY FUCK NINTENDO WON
Literally why
>Payday 2
why?
>turn-based combat
Dropped
>Payday
???
>>373662079
you missed it.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PAYADAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Why is THQ Nordic so based bros?
>Payday 2
Fucking wut
Nice Battlechasers looks ace.
>5 YEAR OLD FPS GAME
NINTENDO WON
>Payday 2
Wut
>Payday 2
WHAT THE FUCK
PAYDAY YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>DeadGameDay 2
cant believe bubsy is sonic's dad
>Payday 2
I'M VERY SURPRISED
THAT'S SURPRISING
>payday 2
what year is this again?
TH-THEY'RE SAVING THE GOOD ANNOUNCEMENTS FOR E3
>>373662120
>doesn't have a JP account already
What a baka.
PAYDAY 2
WHAT
>Giving Starbreeze any more money
Fuck off.
PAYDAY 2
A
Y
D
A
Y
2>implying it's gonna have the same support the steam version is
WTF i love nintendo now.
>>373662140
>Wii levels
Doesn't boner marketplace have monopoly and all those games "reimagined" on it?
>Payday 2
Honest surprise
>PAYDAY 2 ON NINTENDO SWITCH
ITS OVER
NINTENDO WON
>>373662178
From what I saw, all we got were a few new seconds of Classic Sonic.
>yo i need all the games on nintendo
say no more
PAYDAY 2
WHAT
>20 FPS
>Payday
Holy fucking shit
>It actually was Payday 2
Isn't payday 3 coming out soon?
>PayDay2
Who asked for this?
>STANDALONE SWITCH DOCK
WE WON BROS
WE DID IT
PACMAN
A
C
M
A
N
ONLY ON NINTENDO
>payday 2
>ps2 graphics
gg nintendon't
FUCKING
KEK
but werent the devs literally planning on dropping the game in 2017 or 2018?
>An M rated game on Switch
What the fuck
>>373662140
Wii also had great niche and semi-niche titles and blew the fuck out of the Wii U so this is a good sign
>PAYDAY2
WHAT THE FUCK
>>373662101
Good, Desco always deserves love.
SPLATTERHOUSE
Pac Man, Galaga, or SPLATTERHOUSE LUL
>Namco Museum
VCFAGS BTFO
>>373662310
Literally no one
>sholvelwares
>ports from months ago
DAMN I GOTTA GET A SWITCH NOW
>limited quantities
>Payday 2
Who in their right mind is gonna play this on Switch?
>DIG DUG
NINTENDO WON
>inb4 PayDay 2 DLC includes skins of Nintendo characters
oh my god it has vertical orientation for arcade games oh fucking yes
BUT WHERE'S MOTHER 3 REGGIE
PAID EMULATORS
>even older games
>splatterhouse on switch
what the fuck is this console
>separate switch dock
literally y
>limited quantities
>LIMITED QUANTITY
>payday 2
has nintendo grown up?
>Limited quantities
Fucking kek
>SKYKID
Nintendomination am I right fellow Nintenbros?
>ANOTHER CLASSIC BAMCO COMPILATION
>NO PAC-MAN WORLD COLLECTION
>NO IM@S LOCALIZATION AND LOVE LIVE PORT
FUCK
YOU
>Wii U
wat
what have i missed?
>limited quantities
STOP THIS.
Double the scratches!
>Not just moving your dock
>>373662076
I'M MISSING THE ENTIRE FUCKING SHIT BECAUSE YOUTUBE IS SOME SORT OF FUCKING NAZI ORGANIZATION
grab your dicks its time
>limited quantities of 50cent HDMI plug
>toddler game
>must be 18+
lmao
>Limited
>Limited quantities
REV UP THOSE EBAY ACCOUNTS!
PACMAN
HOW CAN OTHER CONSOLES COMPETE???
ESPORTS BAYBEE
Splatoon is a forced meme.
I am reminded of the WiiU, and Reggie being all excited about a year-old port of fucking Batman.
>last game
FUCK THIS WAS SHIT
>LIMITED QUANTITIES
GIVE ME MY METROID
>Last game of the day
boo
>Limited Quantities of the dock
WOOMY
WE ESPOARTS NOW FUCKERS
>splatoon tournament is only for the US
FUCKING BURGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>373662408
nothing at all
>18+
LOL
>Splatoon tournament
I'll just lose
It was alright.
SO MANY GAEMS
[SPOILER]WE ALREADY PLAYED[/SPOILER]
is Payday 2 going to be a hackerfest like PC ?
>Team Fortress 2: Kiddie edition
>must be 18 or older to play tourney
t-thanks
>Last game of the day
I wasn't expecting much but that was weak
>That's fucking it
FUCKING HELL NINTENDO
>PayDay 2
What? They couldnt suck money out of PC so they are trying with a more guillible userbase?
A E S T H E T I C
MOTHER 4 CONFIRMED
>>373662408
Monopoly.
>limited quantities
Fuck off with this shit Nintendo
MIDI
what the fuck
>Last game of the day splatoon 2
>PEOPLE EXPECTED SHIT
>PEOPEL BOUGHT A SWITCH AHAHAHA
GET IN HERE SQUID BROS
A E S T H E T I C
This was shit
they went full a e s t h e t i c
well this was a lot of nothing
WE VAPORWAVE NOW
>"if your 18 years or older"
well I guess that tournaments gonna about 5 players in total
/v/ TEAM WHEN?
>>373662335
Not when she's paired up with that bottom feeder, Fuka.
>VHS graphics
so.....this is the power
Was this the worst Direct of all time?
>last game of the day
im out
>nintendo dropping decent memes
A E S T H E T I C
>>373662362
>wario skin
A E S T H E T I C
what the hell
YOU'RE A KID NOW
BUT YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ENTER THE TOURNAMENT NOW
MIDI SPLATOON
>Last game of the day
*long ass pause*
splatoon 2
>no mario
Delay confirmed.
wtf these graphics
>Grizzco industries
They're the villians of the game aren't they
>>373662408
nintendo's suicide note
>>373662379
Going to hotels and friends houses I guess. Not wanting to dismantle your setup already. More money for them for people who just cant be asked to bring it with them
>VHS Graphics
>Windows Movie Maker text
WHERE IS EO V LOCALIZATION REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
what's the connection between the VHS aesthetic and splatoon?
HE'S BACK
>This comfy as fuck retro-commercial.
I want to go back, bros.
>research squids
Don't tell me Splatoon shit is actually the end
>>373662547
of aesthetic
IM A SQUID NOW
God Splatoon is a cute game.
>>373662553
You clearly haven't watched enough directs.
>>373662553
you seem to forget last year Paper Mario Color Splash
>>373662586
What is E3
The only thing squids are good for is fucking.
new mode
>>373662553
I don't know what people expected. The title card already said the main two games would be Splat2 and ARMS
>SEMEN RUN
>>373662489
Stop making spongebob a meme
>Man-Made
EXCUSE ME
Are you a kid or a squid... or a saaaalmon?
>/v/ suddenly hates monopoly now
>lens flares
>limited quantities of a $90 hdmi cable!
>better hurry up and buy FAST GOY!
is this proof that nintendo caters to 12 year olds. what kind of fucking video is this
JAGGIES THE GAME
Semen Run
>IT MANAGED TO BE NOTHING BUT GAMES AND IT WAS STILL TERRIBLE
>>373662454
There's nothing for us,anon.Like always.
>Salmon Run
I already like the name
KAREN
KAREN
I DON'T CARE ABOUT MOON CANCER. GET ME THE PAPERWORK ON PORTAL-SQUID GUN
BASED AS FUCK
HORDE MODE
>THE IMPLICATIONS
>splatoon 2: semen run
what did i miss
So they're out at sea?
>horde mode in Splatoon 2
Nice, could be fun.
>Inkplications
HORDE MODE SPLATOON
>THE IMPLICATIONS
>zombie defense
>left 4 squid
Fucking awesome. This is gonna be good
>the implication
>Semen run
Salmon Run looks neat.
INKLING DOCUMENTARY WHEN?
>horde mode
neat.
Why does Nintendo refuse to improve as a company?
PVE
CHUM RAPE HENTAI INCOMING
so zombies but splatoon
might be cool
>>373662553
E3 is in 2 months what did you expect
what's the fuck is this trash, i want a new monster hunter ffs
WHAT'S THIS
Splatoon was boring on the WiiU version...
It will be boring again on switch.
>So what do you do on this game?
>4v4 paint as much as you can
>Every game
>Every time
Nah it's a boring piece of shit.
>Add a zombie mode
Wow still fucking boring.
>inklings
>playing with eggs
>implications
SPLOOGE: THE GAME
>Tower defense mode
Holy shit
>>373662757
Monopoly
>the implications
>COD Zombies in splatoon
sounds cool
>>373662706
>VHS quality fake ad
>catering to 12 years old
is this a joke?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zs_qbf4Nnzw
SALMONS MUST DIE
alright you just sold me on spla2n
>tfw you will never fertilize a power egg
>>373662553
No, there have been worse.
>Horde mode
>>373662823
Stories :^)
>>373662836
Calm down dennis you're a father now
>New villians
Alright then
>>373662706
>90s nostalgia bullshit
>12 year olds born in 2011
ok
There is literally nothing that supports this. You are an absolute retard.
did that leak end up being accurate? someone post it
>>373662813
ALL RIGHT
nintendo fans will defend this trash
GAME OF THE YEAR CONFIRMED
>>373662553
E3 2015 was top tier worst of all time
sweet, nintendo finally understands online co-op
I WANT AN INKLING TO LAY EGGS ON MY FACE
They're not gonna announce big games until E3 retards. Why would they blow their load in a random direct?
>nintendo teaching their audience of 10 year olds how to play cod zombies
>like they already don't know
>Communication is key
>No in-game voice chat
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Oh god that condescending ad
Holy shit please stop
>>373662763
Goddamn nintendo is so cringe. The audience is mostly 12 years old or manchildren. What a disaster of a company
What am i seeing here?
Are these games made for adults? wtf
>implying you wouldn't ink a squid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rai68-5D_bg
COULD IT BE?
>CORPORATE AGENDA
what did they mean by this?
IT'S FUCKING NOTHING
>>373662454
NEVER EVER
This is such a fucking unorganized mess
>>373662868
They cater to adults who wear diapers
>corporate agenda
I want to lay my eggs in a squid girl.
>corporate agenda
What did he mean by this
YOU HAVE TO EAT ALL THE EGGS
>>373662872
WHAT
>literally COD Zombies 2: saving eggs
>>373661290
MAICRA
I wana stick my dick in the eggs
What'd I miss?
>>373662553
The fact that it's definitely not the worst is sad
>>373662872
The future is now
Literally every Nintendo direct that isn't about Pokemon or Smash bros is terrible because that's all we care about.
Be honest with yourselves.
MONSTER HUNTER STORIES FOR NA
http://nichegamer.com/2017/04/12/monster-hunter-stories-heads-west-fall-2017/
I can't watch it at work but I'll see how it goes by your reaction faces
>>373662872
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
how disconnected can nintendo be
>inkling mass killing
holyshit
Inklings have gone corporate.
>>373662954
why do you post this every direct
>>373662954
You're watching.
REMIND ME, DOES SPLATOON 2 GONNA HAVE VOICE CHAT THIS TIME?
what will you buy?
>>373662872
Thank you based Japan
>>373662972
A JOJO REFERENCE?
One day we'll get more Metroid. One day.
>>373662865
>COD invented horde mode
last one i think
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2z9Mxvncfg
>You can buy friends
y-yeah
>amiibo
Fuck off
Seriously
Fuck right off
>the rewards are crescent fresh
>>373663019
>monster hunter
n-
>stories
fuck off
Can you cum on the amiibos
MONSTER HUNTER SWITCH WHEN
>MONSTER HUNTER SWITCH WHEN
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>MONSTER HUNTER SWITCH WHEN
>INKLING BOY (boy)
>>373663007
Switch is DOA. Year of the 3DS, baby!
>>373659007
STAY FRESH
>amiibo
WHERE IS CALLIE AND MARIE
>singleplayer saved for E3
Lame
Inb4 massive amounts of loli and shota posting
fuck more splatoon amiibo's i have to buy
Fuck this is terrible.
>>373663051
is that rick and morty :)
>>373662872
REGION FREE
>more toys for the nintenbabbies
>collect them all goyim!
>>373663014
For the keks in this threads
>its over
a-alright thanks
Welp, time to sell my switch.
>>373663019
>nichecuck
ain't clicking that shit
They had to make amiibo friends because they know you sad fuckers wont have real friends.
>need amiibos for loadouts
>>373663134
ill give you 10 dollars and a dragon dildo for it
>>373662872
I don't speak moon, what the fuck is he saying?
that fucking squid is literally just a recolor of the last one
>Human friends
I inked.
>>373662872
HOLY SHIT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>Then you can share your photos with HUMAN friends
Well fuck you too
You must be autistic to buy this (((console)))
Mods confirmed Nin10yearolds
No wonder this board is steadily going to shit
>>373663014
To make fun of it
>>373662872
Yeah now we're talking.
>>373663184
Implying the autist has one
>>373659007
monhun stories coming to the west? noice
>human friends
SCHOOL UNIFORM
>>373663091
It needs to be announced for nippon first you nerd. MH sells better over there.
switch it's shit but the new free games I'll get for 3DS look good
M O N O P O L Y
O
N
O
P
O
L
Y
Amiibo "friends", huh?
>>373663014
makes me feel like I made the right choice even moreso
This was fucking shit, what the fuck was this crap
>tfw amiibo friend isn't real
>human friends
SUMMER IS SAVED
>>373663204
>Johnny Test the Inkling
>tfw no human friends
July 21st
Not bad
>theres people in this thread that actually bought a switch
YOOO THAT FUCKING ARMOR
but
i want mario
or metroid
or smash
or bayo
JULY 21!
meh
WOW, IT WAS FUCKING NOTHING
WAIT
I SAW MIIVERSE ESC DRAWINGS IN THE BACKGROUND
YES
This is bad, nintendo fans don't deserve this
holy shit that's insulting
WOW
IT'S
FUCKING
NOTHING
>July
hey I'm actually surprised. That's sooner than I expected.
Why do they force the amiboo shit down ppl's throats?
KEEP BUYING MCDONALDS TOYS NINTENDIES! YOU NEED TO COLLECT THEM ALL!
JULY 21
>july 21st
well i know when ill be getting a switch at least
JULY 21
WE DID IT BROS
July 21st is good timing, very nice.
Loving the horde mode too.
How many GBP do I get for one egg,Nintendo?
>tfw bought a switch
July 21st!
FOR THE CRUSADE!!cant wait for the set to be dogshit
>that's it
now that the vita is even more dead that before (somehow), what went wrong?
>july 21
but why
>short term memory loss
did you just do a fucking finding nemo reference
SHING
FWWSH
>>373662872
NANI!!!
boy am I glad I held on to my 3DS and didn't get a Switch
mediocre but understandable as e3 is 2 months away
>releases on my birthday
Buy more amiibos you fucks
>>373663184
>>373663134
I'll give you his 10 dollars and dragon dildo
wow what a joke
>July
F
thats it?
>>373662872
are they jiggling what i think they're jiggling
pretty cool 3ds lineup, but pretty disappointed with switch
LEWD
JULY 21 JULY 21 JULY 21 JULY 21 JULY 21 JULY 21 JULY 21 JULY 21 JULY 21 JULY 21 JULY 21 JULY 21 JULY 21
SOON
>>373662872
HOLY SHIT!
I had fun. I don't know why you guys are bitching.
Oh wait its /v/.
So it's confirmed, the Switch didn't sell enough and they're dropping it in favour of the 3DS.
wow nintendo is doomed what the fuck was that mess
>it's fucking nothing
just like every other direct
>brown loli squid
they're learning...
Far from the worst direct, but still fucking nothing.
minmin/10
>>373662967
It's very rare you see a 10 year old with developed hips/ass.
And when you do, they're wearing tight leggings and are walking around with their milf of a mother. That, or they're in a super-mini in the mall with their g/f trolling.
>>373662872
NANI?!
>no major releases for May
Way to kill your new console, Nintendo.
Literally nothing happened.
Yep, they sure don't do stickies for minor directs like this.
Never happens.
3/10, they showed nothing
>that's it
alright lads, time to go back to playing botw on CEMU
6/10
>>373659007
So, on a scale of unga to blazookie, how much did we all despise, hate, and loathe this?
Wow, it was fucking nothing!
>>373659007
IT WAS FUCKING NOTHING
RECAP
?
RECAP ???
that was incredibly shit. Why commit to doing them monthly when you know at least the two on either side of E3 are going to be fucking nothing?
>originally hated ARMS
>actually beginning to look decent
>MK8 will be awesome
>will give splatoon a try
>botw was good
Pretty happy with my console so far, people always forget initial game droughts.
It's time
Rate the direct
0/10
>>373663185
>Want to touch anime titties?
>They're kinda wobbly like pudding
>We can use the Switch HD rumble thing to make it feel like that
>Please enjoy feeling the chests of your favourite Senrans in the future
>>373663317
Cheaper than Moba skins
No Xenoverse news?
>>373662872
HD RUMBLE TITS
>July 21st
>a week before my birthday
Well I know what I'm gonna buy myself
I'm buying a Switch for Min Min
Better luck at E3.
>it's literally nothing
>>373663050
>armpit
MY FUCKING DICK
I stopped playing Persona to watch this shit?
THATS IT?????
NO GAMES NO GAMES NO GAMES NO GAMES NO GAMES NO GAMES NO GAMES NO GAMES NO GAMES NO GAMES NO GAMES NO GAMES NO GAMES NO GAMES
RATE THIS DIRECT
4/10
POST YFW YOU DID NOT BUY A SWITCH
>There are people in this thread right now that didn't go on the Japanese eShop and buy Disgaea 5
Retards.
Buy 8000Yen off Play Asia and enjoy it super early.
>>373663286
too bad buy these 10 dollar eshop games and pots of games from several generations ago instead, faggot
>>373663271
MODS
>he has a wii u
>>373663430
Squid kids are 14.
>>373662324
>>373662872
ITS OVER NINTENDO WON
>July
Maybe I can still get a job before then
>>373663050
Eh, I already have the old set.
Why is it that directs are always either fucking amazing or fucking nothing?
Post yfw you will never be nintendo's target demographic again
>>373662872
IT'S MOTHERFUCKING OVER!
NINTENDO WON!
THAT'S IT!
>>373663413
>That wink
>>373663314
Because ninten drones buy them. Gullible children.
>>373663362kept you waiting huhif only
Whats the point in the 3DS shit? Why can't they start bringing some of that shit to the Switch and help move people over.
>Wow they didn't show off huge new games in the Splatoon 2 direct 2 months before E3
Are you people mentally handicapped?
>>373663368
Like Nintendo gives a fuck about E3
>>373663469
you have atrocious taste in games, that is all
>>373659007
Pretty good Direct considering how close we are to E3. Rapid fire announcements.
>>373663131
>>373663218
>>373663267
How do I know you're just not drones in disguise
>>373662872
is this what i think it is?
>>373663464
Bayo, Cloud and FemCorrin are finally getting amiibo
>>373663473
This man is a literal god.
nintendobabies will defend this
>>373662872
>>373662829
>didn't play the game
MY PS4 SUCKS
MY WII U SUCKS
MY XBOX ONE SUCKS
MY
SWITCH
SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKKS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>373663472
mediocre/10
Post yfw no Melee HD
>>373663273
that inkling getting splatted has made me uncomfortably hard...
HAHHHAHHAAHHAHAHHAH
8.8/10
>>373663506
That foreskin looks weird.
>>373662872
>>373662872
FUCKING
AHAHAHAHA
>>373662872
HD RUMBLE WILL ACTUALLY FULFILL ITS TRUE POTENTIAL
>>373659007
Why is this stickied?
>>373662872
>>373662872
HAPPENING
>humble bundle: switch edition
>"it's still fucking nothing"
WHY DID I BUY A SWITCH
WHY DID I FALL FOR ZELDA
>>373663472
7/10 E3 is 2 1/2 months away
Pretty gud
>>373662872
>Boobies are like flan
SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN
BUT
BUT GUYS
M O N O P O L Y
>>373662872
Japanese Jack Black.
>>373662872
>>373662872
Delete this
>>373662872
>pudding
>balloons
NANIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>>373663583
Considering how close we are to E3, they showed a ton of stuff.
3/10 try again, Nintendo.
>>373663590
No, those are all good games, you have atrocious taste for buying Horizon Zero Down.
>>373662872
NANI
>>373663392
>School girl with baggy socks
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
THIS DIRECT THAT WAS MAINLY ABOUT ARMS AND SPLATOON 2 WAS MAINLY ABOUT ARMS AND SPLATOON 2
0/10
NINTENDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED
I'M GOING TO BUY A SONY PLAY STATION QUAD PRO AND A SONY 4K HDR TV
#4THEPLAYERS
>literally the entire time the twitch chat was spammed with "MELEE HD"
Are there actually autists who are so deluded they think Nintendo gives a single shit about Melee? The game was released 15 fucking years ago. They don't give a fuck. They want you to play the new smash games.
Hell, they don't even like tourneyfags. They think you guys are a bunch of autistic faggots. And they're not wrong. They have shown that they don't care about tourney players in the past. Remember this gem from Japan tiem, back in the Brawl days?
>>373663481
Happy Birthday dude, I'm early but I probs won't see or speak to you around then <3
>>373663620
Come to the mobile side, Anon.
>>373663581
Because the Switch was a ploy to turn people like you into Switchcucks who have to watch while 3DSbulls get to play games because they didn't buy a system just to play a Wii U port.
Reminder that Amazon will allow you to return fucking anything for any reason as long as it hasn't been 30 days.
Can't believe there was no FE Warriors
>>373662872
>JIGGLE PHYSICS
>FUCKING
>HD
>RUMBLE
>JIGGLY
>PHYSICS
NINTENDO WON
NINTENDO WON
NINTENDO WON
NINTENDO WON
NINTENDO WON
The jap presentation was so much better. What the fuck, man.
this is proof that Nintendo needs its own containment board on 4chan.
Nintendownies need to be kept in one place and away from all the others.
>Pushing Splatoon this hard
fuck off Nu-tendo this franchise is garbage
>>373663454
If by this you mean you, blazoopers.
>>373663696
>y-you don't like my shit games so you like this shit game!!!
solid projecting pal
>>373662872
... this better not be a visual fucking novel.
no
cmon
that rhythm game was bad enough
no
cmon
C.......C-CMON GUYS! IT WAS A FUCKING GOOD DIRECT!!! WE HAVE PAYDAY 2 NOW! SEE? WE HAVE GAMES!
>>373663050
>nothing personal, squid
i'd get ink girl for her footwork
>>373662872
PUDDI PUDDI
LITERALLY FUCKING NOTHING WTF NINTENDO
>nintendo straight up says itll only be splatoon and arms
>/v/ still hypes themselves up and gets asshurt
was it autism?
aren't they saving big hitters for E3?
>>373662872
WE DID IT BROS
The Switch will have as much games as the PS4 in just one year, I'm glad I didn't fell for the PS4 meme.
Nintendo + PC forever.
>It was literally called an ARMS and Splatoon 2 Direct
>People are made when they didn't announce a shit ton of stuff when E3 is next month
???
>>373663392
>>373662872
glorious bags of sand simulator 2017
>>373663725
Wait, people actually want Melee HD? Why?
>>373663654
but it's on the wii u
Daily Reminder
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>>373662872
God bless this man
>>373663795
is Switch payday2 going to be a hackerfest like PC is?
>>373663469
I wasn't interested in ARMS until I saw this. 2v2 is going to be the most fun of a shitshow for local co op among friends.
>>373663397
I know right? Our friends at Reddit are much kinder. Let's go back.
so have they gone into any details about the battery replacement service? i know its not good to explain your gonna need to replace it roughly every 18 months for 100-150 bucks, but still, sooner is better then later
>>373662872
I TAKE BACK EVERYTHING
NINTENDO WON
>>373663310
>>373663312
Just wait till e3
>>373663473
>I can touch a flat chest and not go to jail
What a timeline.
>>373663421
What exactly did you want to see?
>>373662872
IT'S OVER
NINTENDO WON
>>373663717
>>373663841
this
>>373663725
also this
>meh amiibo shit
>cute brown loli
>>373663625
You don't actually think Melee HD is ever going to happen, do you?
So far as Nintendo is concerned Smash 4 is already Melee HD.
Still, was hoping for updates on Virtual Console.
>>373662757
More indie games for the indie machine and Nintendo is trying to please weebs and edgy kids with games from ages ago.
>>373662872
YEAHHH BOIIIII
GOD FUCKING BLESS YOU TAKAKI
>>373663725
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwobfEp1bPc
Sure they don't.
>>373662872
Watch the have traps in the game and let you pretend the controller is the dick
>>373663696
That game is shitty but I bet you'd love it if it got a Switch port
how disappointing.
>>373663795
That is the strangest thing I've ever seen, the absolute last thing I expected. Still not gonna buy it because why the fuck would I?Still gives me hope for a Dark Souls rerelease.
>>373663795
These Sony shills pretending they didn't see neo geo arcade collection baka desu
>>373663785
Did you got the "platinum trophy" or whatever the fuck bro? Must have been fun collecting all that irrelevant shit and doing those repetitive side missions.
>>373662872
NANI!?!?
>>373663869
They have nothing good to announce for E3.
>>373663715
That is actually the best combination. Fact!
>>373662872
This pleases me.
>>373662872
very niceu
>>373663887
Half of it is a meme, half of it is legitimate.
>>373662872
THIS IS THE FUTURE BOYS
>that feel when you bought a switch
feels good man
>direct that was focused on ARMs and Splatoon annnounced
>Sonyshits false flag and create insane hype proclaiming a hundred other things will be announced
>direct is exactly what Nintendo said it would be
>Sonyshits shitpost
Just another day on neo-/v/
>>373663926
Yeah, ARMS look awesome. Way more than I expected.
>salmon enemies
>salmon girls may happen
>>373663317
Ready? Bomb the harbor!
>>373664010
That seems like an odd assumption
>>373662872
POST YFW THAT FILTHY 3DPD SLUTS IS GETTING BTFO FOR OUR 2D GODDESS
Time to start a new hobby.
>>373662872
I NEED THIS SHIT RIGHT FUCKING NOW
>>373662872
what is the pudding for?
>>373664006
u are a brainlet
>>373662872
GOTY
>>373663474
>Uncle Shekelstein is taking less of my money than Rabbi Schlomoberg so that makes him a good guy!
>>373663556
Gotta give the console audience something to look forward to for the time being.
Remember, E3's right around the corner, they probably want to keep a few things under their hat until then.
>>373663892
>not owning every platform and forcing yourself to shill your chosen console to feel better about your purchase
>>373662872
um guys help me out here why is it showing me flan?
>>373664076
just like playable octolings
Good filler direct until E3
>>373662872
holy shit
>Hey, should announce a major release title from us for May?
>Nope! Give them nothing for a month.
>>373663957
Those motherfuckers know exactly what they're doing.
>>373663983
Just like I don't give a shit about Watch Dogs 2, Assassin's Creed or Far Cry on my PC, I wouldn't give two fucks about Horizon on the Switch. You only like it because it's exclusive.
That's why you defended Infamous Second Son on release too. That's why you keep shitposting about how TLoU has a decent gameplay/cutscenes ratio.
>>373663654
meanwhile my $100 wii u is chill as hell
nice $300 investment, maybe you'll get games by like 2018 or something
>>373660740
knowing who is who, fuck off with your e -celeb bullshit
>>373663926
you need 8 joycon for that though
>>373662872
kekekek
>>373662872
>actually have to consider getting a Switch now
>>373662872
>Shinobili Fure - Syunkakagra - (tentative name)
>HD breast fondling
Is this the guy behind Senran Kagura? I...I think I may have been convinced to get a Switch.
Halp?
>>373664110
You're gonna get hungry and need energy after all the breast fondling
>>373662872
>>373664123
Neither is taking anything. You don't have to buy them
>>373664147
Because titties feel like flan
>>373662872
I fuckin love you Japan.
>People overreacting over a Nintendo Direct barely having anything of worth with E3 right on the corner
Hoo wee, I knew /v/ was desperate for shitposting, but I didn't know it got this bad.
>>373664173
May is usually a dead month because E3
JUST FUCK MY GAMES UP
>>373664097
Nintendo will have nothing interesting to announce. Games are gonna suck. I predict a 4/10 presentation.
>>373662872
WHAT
H
A
T
>Literal semen demon
The leak was REAL
>>373662872
W E W
>>373663983
Nintendorks don't give a shit about multiplats.
>>373664242
He sure is.
>>373664187
>falseflagging as a PC owner when you clearly only have a Switch
>still trying to push the "YOU LIKE THESE SHITTY SJW GAMES BECAUSE I SAID SO" narrative
Reminder that Switchcucks will always lose to the 3DSbulls
>>373663715
Loose socks are the best. Good taste ma nigga
>>373664287
Literally who goes to E3 with nothing big to announce? That doesn't make any sense
>>373664173
MK8D is releasing on the last week of April
there doesn't need to be a may game
>>373663968
>Today you're all showing your abilities on super smash bros melee, but we'll soon have new games in the series for you to put to the test
In other words, "Stop playing melee you fucking autists, there are more smash games"
thanks for proving my point.
>>373662872
This guy is literally the bes games developer.
Doesn't give a single fuck and goes with what he wants.
>>373664361
Nintendo.
>>373664259
are you telling me I can grope anime titties on my fucking nintendo switch?
>>373662872
>this triggers the nu-male
Literally samefagging to that one video.
>>373663392
This is the opposite of lewd wtf
>>373664242
Yes he is. Takaki loves to have fun when revealing a new SK game.
>>373662872
>the least discussed feature was the most important one of all
>>373662872
I TAKE IT ALL BACK NINTENDO WINS
>>373662872
THATS IT
NINTENDO OFFICIALLY WON
>>373662872
Why did this get a lot of replies? It's just a fat guy
>SENRAN KAGURA: TITTY GRABBING SIMULATOR
>SONIC FORCES IS BASICALLY GENERATIONS II
>MINECRAFT
>MONOPOLY HD
>SPLATOON COD ZOMBIES
>PAYDAY 2
>FATE EXTELLA
>SPLATTERHOUSE
>THE TRUE SONIC 4
IT'S FUCKING OVER, NINTENDO WON
>>373662872
>Being able to feel anime tiddies on the go
BASED NINTENDO
>>373664310
>Splatoon port
>it's not on a console that's 20 times more powerful therefore it's a port
Also what the fuck is Wii Boxing.
>>373663620
PS4 is in a golden age, friend
>>373664280
>BUT BUT E3
Hah, we already know what Nintendo will show at E3. They will show NOTHING.
>>373664062
>that feel when you bought a switch
feels bad man
I'm so happy Nintendo is dying.
>>373664404
No. The jap guy was the one that said that.
>>373662872
NINTENDOMINATION
>>373662872
WE DID IT BROS
>>373662829
Overwatch is so boring..
what do you do?
Just shoot people as much as you can.
Every game.
Every time.
Dai Gyuakuten Saiban 2 announced in JP direct
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-5hAQ_y1SU
>>373661657
>Sony fans love the shitposting and engage whoever posted the wojack
>Nintendo fans are tired of it and just report him for trying to shitpost or derail a thread
>>373664278
>he only has a ps4
>hes missing out on all these games because hes too autistic to accept anything not made by his god sony
>>373662872
Saved Gayming
>>373664456
>Generations 2 is a good thing.
>fan remake of Sonic games is good
>>373664330
>>373664421
Oh that glorious bastard!! First boobs in 3D, then boob poking/reaction, now boob squishy simulator!
>>373662872
>Switch is region free so even if western SJW's try to block a localization I can still import and use a guide
THEY'VE TRIED SO LONG TO KEEP ME FROM FINDING OUT WHAT TITS FEEL LIKE, CAN'T STOP ME NOW
>>373664393
And yet, Sakurai himself have said that tourneyfags should just play Melee, as that's the game that caters most to them.
Difference being that Reggie is a businessman first and foremost.
>>373664076
>salmon girls
next your gonna say jellyfish, stingray, and lobster girls
>>373664497
Same. After saying it since 1983, I'm glad 2017 is the final nail in the coffin
m-m-morty
>>373664346
I don't even have a Switch nor I said anything about SJW shit.
You claim that I don't have a PC when I actually do, that means I won the argument since you rely on make up bullshit about me, bye.
>>373664346
>Everybody is a drone because I say so
I guess you're a drone anon
>>373661405
Cause Notch didn't like Nintendo's attitude on the Wii when he tried to do it there and then said he's not going to do it on Wii U till Nintendo asks even when the game blew up. By the time Miyamoto was saying "We need this game on Wii U and need to ask" to Iwata. Microsoft had bought the IP so they had to go ask MS for it. MS were way more agreeable than Notch and even developed/published themselves.
>>373663430
People notice you noticing those 10 year olds, anon
>>373664556
So another game we're not getting?
>>373664556
wow neat, where's the english release you fucking nips
>>373664556
DGS 1 TRANSLATION WHEN??
>>373664518
so whats the trailer for?
>>373660873I'm a huge Nintendo fan but the Galaxy games are overrated as fuck and are just pure style over substance. Great OSTs tho
>>373664556
I thought that was already announced earlier
>>373664453
A fat guy RESPONSIBLE FOR SENRAN KAGURA!!!
>>373664647
They're not combatants, but I'd sure love them to happen.
>>373664684
>>373664692
REGION FREE
Brush up on your moonrunes
>>373660509
First thing I thought of too
Posting in epic nintendo bread
>>373662872
oh god i'm dying send help
>>373659007
>Piss yellow controller
>Standalone dock
IT'S FUCKING OVER
NINTENDO WON!
>>373662872
I'm going to GROPE Mirai!
>>373664770
I WILL LEARN.
So who from /v/ is going to form a splatoon team with me so we can all go to E3 and fuck desperate cosplay chicks?
>>373660997
well yeah
>Splatoon2
>Mario Odyssey
>Fire Emblem Warriors
and then, all of the other games
>>373661195
/mk8g/ is back babby
>>373664882
That sounds like a nice plan.
>>373664278
>centrists are actually happy because they didn't get emotionally invested with a political candidate or gaming system
>extremists are always crying about something
>>373664770
>learning a new lingo for 1 game
>Mann vs. Machine
>Splatoon Mode
>>373663725
Japan time was when casual faggotry was at an all time high. Dylan was right all along.
>>373664456
>A single exclusive
>Some of those are really, really old games being ported
>One of those actually predates the very concept of video games
>the rest is not exclusive, being either multiplat or ports themselves
>puyo puyo tetris demo
WHERE THE FUCK IS IT I NEED IT TO STARVE ME OFF 2 WEEKS
>>373664852
grope what :^)
I love how all the leakers were BTFO
>>373664497
>switch is still flying off the shelves
>Nintendo boosting production
>mainline Pokemon not even on it yet
>>373664770
Ööh. Sumimasen oppai wa dogo desu ga?
>>373664647
All my peeps spend part of their life in fresh water and part of their life in salt water
They change round a couple of days after spawning then we die.Polluted water can kill both baby salmon that are developing and the adult salmon that are on their way to spawn.
March - Zelda
April - Mario Kart
May - ...
June - Arms
July - Splatoon 2
August - ...
September - ...
October - Fire Emblem Warriors
November - Mario Odyssey
December - Xenoblade 2
>>373663191
No, it's a new sculpt.
>>373660997
>Zelda Breath of the Wild
>Mario Odyssey
>Xenoblade 2
>Splatoon 2
>ARMS
>Mario Kart 8 Deluxe
>Project Octopath
>and tons of ports
Sounds better than any other 8th console to me, and this is all in the first 9 months.
>>373664605
>look mommy i'm fishing for (You)s
>>373660771
Hello Japanese person browsing a worse version of your home site
>>373662872
I want to eat that flan.
>>373662872
and /v/ thought HD rumble was a mistake
>>373664497
t. 1978
>>373664652
>I don't even have a Switch
Then why are you in here if you aren't either a Switch owner or a 3DS owner?
>nor I said anything about SJW shit
You accused me of liking SJW games like Horizon and TLOU
>You claim that I don't have a PC when I actually do
Except nothing you say or do lines up
>doesn't own a Nintendo system
>only owns PC
>posts in Nintendo Direct thread to defend the Switch
>jumps at shadows and accuses everyone of being a Sony fanboy
SMT Strange Journey enhanced port for 3DS, Deep Strange Journey.
https://youtu.be/zCxWFG3rxQw?t=44s
>>373665101
>one year
>seven games
that's pretty good
and that's just first parties
>>373662872
Why the fuck wouldn't you put that in the American direct? That's a system seller.
>New Layton
Why is no one mentioning this
>>373662872
THE MADMAN FUCKING DID IT HOLY SHIT
>>373662872
HD
RUMBLE
ANIME
T I D D I E S
>>373665209
>Then why are you in here if you aren't either a Switch owner or a 3DS owner?
Not the guy you were replying to but, gee, I don't know, maybe I want to see if Nintendo can you know, make me want to buy their products?
>>373665101
This doesn't look that bad, I don't see the problemalthough there's no guarantee that XB2 will come out in 2017 at all.
>>373662872
ARE WE SEEING THE NEXT EVOLUTION???
>>373665307
BUT ANON THINK OF THE POOR NU-MALES!
Someone fill me in on RPG Maker
It looked pretty fun from what I saw. I've heard of it before on PC but never really took much interest.
Is it any good?
>>373664649
r-r-reddit
Rolling stickies are good for showing off how childish most users here are.
>>373665209
>Then why are you in here if you aren't either a Switch owner or a 3DS owner?
I am a 3DS owner and I plan to get a Switch by the end of the year.
>You accused me of liking SJW games like Horizon and TLOU
You do.
>Except nothing you say or do lines up
>>doesn't own a Nintendo system
>>only owns PC
>>posts in Nintendo Direct thread to defend the Switch
>>jumps at shadows and accuses everyone of being a Sony fanboy
I own a Wii U and a 3DS. I primarily a PC gamer and I think the games on the Switch look really good. The only people who hate Nintendo are Sony fanboys and edgy 12 yo kids, I'm assuming you're not the second kind.
>>373665308
Because we've known about it for like a year?
>>373665003
Casual faggotry was at an all time low actually
>fighting games and real shooters were actually taken seriously on /v/ back then
>Smash was treated as nothing but a silly casual diversion rather than a serious game
>casual trash like Halo, WoW and Runescape was driven off the board
Now in modern /v/, when """competitive""" Smashfags are allowed
>the only games /v/ takes seriously are Smash and Overwatch, the most watered down and casual """competitive""" games on the market
>every piece of casual trash is allowed on the board
>Halo, Runescape and WoW are viewed fondly and are considered to be the golden age of gaming
>>373665308
where?
>>373662872
there researching jiggle physics
buying this one
>>373665514
what cartoons am i allowed to watch as a /v/itizen
>>373662872
I can already see me gently and carefully caress my joycons under the covers and slowly press on the joypads and press those joycons together as they slowly resist via HD rumble like I am actually pressing two boobs on my face.
>>373660549
>a bunch of obvious shit and random guesses
GUYS THIS JUST IN
I HAVE A LEAK FROM A RELIABLE SOURCE THAT SAYS NINTENDO WILL TALK ABOUT ZELDA'S DLC AT THE NEXT E3 AND THEY'RE ALSO GOING TO REMAKE STARTROPICS IN VR
PLEASE NO SENRAN KAGURA BETTER NOT BE A VISUAL NOVEL FUCK
I WANT ANOTHER BEATEMUPGAME
>>373663434
Looks like they left May open for 3rd parties, several of them had games that month
>>373665553
>I am a 3DS owner and I plan to get a Switch by the end of the year.
I really doubt this
>You do.
So not only do you admit that you accused me of liking SJW games, but also by your own criteria, you've lost the argument because you made shit up about me.
>I own a Wii U and a 3DS. I primarily a PC gamer and I think the games on the Switch look really good.
Switchcucks don't own a Wii U or 3DS, they cuck themselves by buying a Switch then get mad that the Wii U has their only game + more and that the 3DS is getting more games than them this year
>The only people who hate Nintendo are Sony fanboys and edgy 12 yo kids
I don't hate Nintendo, I hate Switchcucks for being the worst and most entitled part of the Nintendo fanbase. All they do is whine and beg for Wii U and 3DS ports while autistically screaming about the 3DS being a better system.
>>373660809
Because I'm maining the big guy that heals