Nintendo Direct

>80 VC games on a single day
>costing less than Wii and Wii U
Bullshit

>>372872764
Shit that never happened for $500.

>>372872764
Just like the 4th of April Direct you posted?

>>372872764

>Dungeon releases in July

You screwed up, OP. The new dungeon is one singular piece of content, and is confirmed to be in the SECOND piece of the DLC, which is in Q4.

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>>372872764
Okay but you forgot the new games

Nintendo Directs are long to announce multiple things, what you just said could be covered in 2 10 minutes video

1/10 leak

Mario Kart 8 Deluxe Trailer

>Shows off the new Battle Arenas in more detail
>Upon completing all the 200cc Grand Prix cups, you unlock Gold Mario as a costume for Mario
>Mario Kart 8 Deluxe Switch Bundle releasing April 28th
>- 1 Neon Nintendo Switch
>- 1 Copy of Mario Kart 8 Deluxe
>- 1 Joy Con Wheel Pair
>- $349.99

Mario vs Donkey Kong: Mini Shift Trailer

>Nintendo Switch game
>Levels involve Mario working in tandem with Mini Marios to solve puzzles and reach the exit.
>They do seem segmented though. Mario does something > Minis do something > Mario does another thing
>Trailer shows factory level with springs, half-underwater level where the Mini’s short out if they touch the water, level that looks like Bowser’s Castle, battle vs DK
>Level editor similar to Tipping Stars with new stuff for Mario
>Unlock exclusive Mini characters through amiibo to use in game
>- Mini Link
>- Mini Isabelle
>- Mini Bowser
>- Mini Bowser Jr
>- Mini Diddy Kong
>- Mini Inkling (Boy & Girl)
>Out on retail & Nintendo eShop in August

>>372872764
>4.13.2017
The fuck sort of date system is that?
It's either 2017.13.4 or 13.4.2017, you fucking stupid American.

Splatoon 2 Trailer

>Single-player trailer
>Takes place 2 years after the first game
>DJ Octavio and Captain Cuttlefish have been missing for the past 3 months
>Octo Valley, which has beencolonized by the Inklings, is being attacked by a rogue group of Octarians
>New enemy that whips Inklings with it’s long, whip-like head and a new enemy that’s bird-like and swoops down at your Inkling
>You can choose between 7 different weapons in single-player; Hero Splattershot, Hero Splatterscope, Hero Roller, Hero Splatling, Hero Slosher, Hero Dualies, and Hero Stamper
>New Weapon Class: Splatterstamp
Very slow, but strong weapon that causes a large splash surrounding the Inkling whenever it’s used
Sub-weapon: Splat Bombs
Special Weapon: Inkmaker (Raincloud special from Jan 13th trailer)
>Releases on June 30th

Ever Oasis Trailer

>Major characters trailer
>Character art & small blurb splashed on gameplay on them doing things
>- Noola - A ‘Noot’ creature who was chased out of her native village by the Chaos. She can temporarily fly to solve puzzles
>- Ebasu - A chubby Seedling who was nearly banished for causing a famine. He can easily roll around to quickly travel and solve puzzles
>- Ubato - The brother of fellow Seedling Miura, he can scope out potential attacks on the oasis by either rogue bandits or the Chaos
>- Anusi - The dark leader of the Chaos and the dark side of Isuna. He wants to conquer the world and plunge it into pure chaos
>- Daskruin - The heart of the Chaos. It is only controlled by the existence of Isuna and her oasis
>Releases in the Fall

Boxboxboxboy: Goodbye Boxboy!

>Use new types of boxes to complete levels
>- Blocks that rocket up into the sky
>- Blocks that can move away from Qbby
>- Exploding blocks
>Tiny Qbby-like creatures that you must use to complete levels
>Owning Boxboy and Boxboxboy allows you to unlock unique costumes
>Releases right after the Direct on the eShop

Boxboy: The Cubeplete Collection

>Contains all 3 Boxboy games
>Bundled with the Boxboy amiibo
>amiibo support in Boxboxboxboy
>- Boxboy amiibo unlocks the Qucy costume and a Gameboy screen filter
>- The Kirby, King Dedede, Meta Knight, and Waddle Dee amiibo unlock special Qbby costumes
>Releases in the summer

ARMS Trailer

>Same announcer voice as previous trailers
>2 new characters: Slapperback and Strawman
>Slapperback: A quadrupedal fighter who can damage foes while moving towards them and can punch without stopping.
>Strawmam: A skinny guy who can create temporary clones of himself when dodging. They seem to be good meatshields.
>2 new weapons: Quick Draw and Rattler
>- Quick Draw: You punch really fast. Doesn’t seem to do much damage though. Charging it makes the opponent get launched really far.
>- Rattler: The punch arcs upwards over other punches. Charging it poisons the foe if it hits. It looks like a Rattlesnake.
>Play online or locally with friends or strangers
>Releases May 26th
>New characters, weapons, and modes will be announced every week up until launch

ARMS amiibo


>Can be used in ARMS to be trained as AI characters like Smash Bros
>Take them online to battle other people’s amiibo and win prizes
>Wave 1 has 7 figures: Spring Man, Ribbon Girl, Master Mummy, Ninjara, Mechanica, Slapperback, and Strawman
>Releases alongside the game on May 26th
>More amiibo of unannounced characters coming later
>One amiibo in the Smash Bros line will work as well
>ARMS Nintendo Switch Bundle releasing May 26th
>- 1 Gray Nintendo Switch
>- 1 pair of Gray Joy-Cons
>- 1 copy of ARMS
>- 1 Spring Man amiibo
>- $399.99

Reggie passes it off to Bill for third-party games

Nintendo Switch Third-Party Games Reel

>Mincraft: Nintendo Switch Edition coming out April 21st
>- Super Mario Mash-Up Pack shown in clip
>The Disney Afternoon Collection coming out in the Summer
>Marvel’s Guardians of the Galaxy: A Telltale Game Series coming out April 18th
>Disgaea 5 Complete coming out May 23rd
>ACA NEOGEO: The Complete Collection coming out this Fall
>Puyo Puyo Tetris coming out April 25th
>The Jackbox Party Pack 3 coming out April 14th
>Redout coming out in July
>Sonic Mania coming out this Summer
>Wonder Boy: The Dragon’s Trap coming out April 18th
>LEGO Worlds coming out in the Spring
>Monster Boy and the Cursed Kingdom coming out in 2017
>Ultra Street Fighter II: The Final Challengers coming out May 26th
>STEEP coming out in 2017

Rayman Legends: Definitive Edition Trailer

>Multiple blurbs throughout the trailer
>- 150+ levels
Seemingly new levels taking place on the back of a giant bird and in space
>- Even more Murphy’s Challenges
>- Boss Rush mode
>- Online Challenges
>- New Costumes
>amiibo Support
>- Use select amiibo to gain additional costumes
>- Bowser and Olimar costumes shown
>Releases August 1st

Bill passes it off to Damon Baker to show off Nindie games

Nindies Sizzle Reel

>Shovel Knight: Specter of Torment on Wii U and 3DS coming out April 19th
>Enter the Gungeon on Nintendo Switch coming out right after the Direct
>Stardew Valley on Nintendo Switch coming out this Summer
>1001 Spikes DX on Nintendo Switch coming out June 20th
>Cave Story+ on Nintendo Switch coming out June 20th
>Rive on Nintendo Switch coming out this July
>Lock’s Quest on Nintendo Switch coming out in 2017
>Shrouded Warriors on Nintendo Switch coming out this Winter
>Oceanhorn: Monster of Uncharted Seas coming out on June 9th
>Urban Trial Freestyle 2 on 3DS coming out this Spring
>Mutant Mudds Advance on Nintendo Switch and 3DS coming out this Summer
>Spheroids on 3DS coming out April 18th
>Shakedown: Hawaii on Nintendo Switch coming out this April
>Super Double-Draw on Nintendo Switch coming in 2017
>Ultimate Chicken Horse on Nintendo Switch coming out this Winter
>Yooka-Laylee on Nintendo Switch coming out June 2nd

SteamWorld Dig 2 Trailer

>Separate from the sizzle reel
>You must dig to the center of the Earth to realize your true purpose
>Large emphasis on puzzle solving in the trailer
>Releases on the eShop and at retail bundled with the Rusty amiibo on June 23rd

SteamWorld Dig amiibo
>Rusty amiibo
>- Used in SteamWorld Dig 2
>- Using him allows you to customize your character with paint jobs, special abilities, and custom effects ala Shovel Knight

Reggie returns for a few final announcements

Miitopia Trailer

>Set up like a semi-traditional party-based RPG
>Many different classes to choose from
>You can influence your Miis relationships with each other to change how the game plays
>- Miis can get in a fight or try to trip each other, for example
>Coming out on the Nintendo eShop after the Direct on 3DS
>amiibo support
>- Unlock costumes based off Nintendo characters using select amiibo
>- Daisy costume and Mario costume shown off

Crashmo World Trailer

>Nintendo Switch game
>You push blocks that are affected by gravity to rescue the plans for ’Crash World’
>Over 150 levels
>New, unique gimmicks in every world
>Includes a level editor
>- Share levels through an in-game level searcher
>Releases in July

Fire Emblem Echoes: Shadows of Valencia Trailer

>Same trailer as the one released a few weeks ago
>amiibo support
>- New Alm and Celina amiibo allow you to create new NPC characters that help you in battle and unlock special dungeons that contain special items
>- Other Fire Emblem amiibo create special NPC characters that help you in battle based off the scanned amiibo

Super Smash Bros amiibo

>Male Corrin and Female Corrin amiibo releases on May 19th alongside Fire Emblem Echoes: Shadows of Valencia

Fire Emblem Warriors Trailer

>Cinematic about game lore
>- Two peaceful kingdoms trying to create a portal to another dimension
>- One king is murdered, causing a war between the two dimensions
>- Various Fire Emblem characters emerge from the portal
>Five characters shown
>- Chrom
>- Hector
>- Tharja
>- Tiki
>- Takumi
>Looks like a Dynasty Warriors game
>“Grand Battle Mode”
>- Like Hyrule Warrior’s Adventure Mode; each tile is a fight
>No 3DS footage
>Releases on Nintendo Switch in the fall, 3DS in the winter

You're not even trying/10

>>372873756
Happy now?

>>372874045
The other Directs have the same date system.

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>>372873756
>>372874805

April 4th, 2017

The day OP tried WAY too hard to impress one random anon. Better luck next time, OP.

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>>372874805

Actually yeah, this all seems like something Nintendo would do

7/10 - It's actually believable

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>>372874805
>>372874965

This is still a 4chan leak tho, but hey, the leak is fun to read

Holy shit.
Somebody actually took the time to write this down

>>372872764
The cave of trials and hard mode desperately need additional enemy variety to make them worth implementing. Could you be arsed going through 50 floors of bokoblins, moblins and lizalfos? All the other enemies have pretty poor AI in comparison and I can't imagine the trail being very hard

Outside of 80 virtual console games launching on the same day, this seems believable enough. USF2 and ARMS launching on the same day is kinda fishy since Nintendo's been trying to give 3rd parties room to breathe.

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What is the point of these threads?

>>372874045
The month comes first for the same reason the hours come first in hours:minutes. The year is at the end because it's usually not necessary and is generally left off entirely, so having it at the end makes it less distracting when it suddenly comes up.

You'd have to be even more retarded than OP to fail to grasp this. But then again you probably also use DD/MM/YYYY, which is absolutely useless for all sorting purposes and should only ever be used by children who can't remember whether days or months are larger without a memory aid, so that would be no surprise.

Is there actually a direct though?

>>372872764
>New flying dungeons are added to the map. These dungeons take place in the sky and are significantly harder than the shrines.
I can see them doing this. They miss the point yet again.

>>372876556
Retard

>>372872764
Capped so I can laugh at it on the 13th (or I can gaze in amazement, which is unlikely)

>>372872764
>>Hard Mode involves enemies gaining stronger weapons, as well as new enemy camp formations.
That's it? Wtf.

>No mention of the unannounced Link amiibos

Fake and gay

>>372872764
Yeah, remember when people said the direct would start 3 days ago?

>>372875834
>Molduga floor with no safe spots
>Talus floor where the floor is lava and all terrain is only temporary

>>372877241
okay two good ideas plus:
>20 bokoblin floors
>12 moblin floors
>12 lizalfos floors
>4 mini boss floors
thrown in some chus and wizrobes etc to the floors, seeing as they aren't really challenging on their own and you've got a very repetitive cave of trials without adding new AI

>>372876556
Retard

>>372872764
Do people try this hard to lie on the internet?

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>>372876556
>american trying to rationalize his shit date system

reading this shit is kinda fun but it's lame and has never come to fruition

only recent nintendo leak that was real on here was the title for Mario Odyssey

>>372872764
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>>372874047
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>>372874681
It's so shit I bet Nintendo would do it

>>372874467
http://www.nintendolife.com/news/2017/03/jackbox_party_pack_3_is_hitting_the_nintendo_switch_eshop_on_april_13th
>Jackbox Party Pack 3 coming out April 14th
>eShop says the 13th

Granted the 13th is the Australian and European release date so it might be different here, but it's a bit suspicious.

>>372880283
You don't need to rationalize our superior system. Our system matches the way we say dates written out. Like, April 5, 2017.

Makes the most sense, desu.

>>372874045
Dates should always be the ISO 8601. YYYY-MM-DD