Nintendo Switch launch blunder https://www.youtube.com/watch

THANK YOU for not posting the same fucking video for a change

Switch is perfect.
All those videos are fake.

So what are all your thoughts on this excellent console?

>>369661672

this is what happens when you don't take a loss on hardware sales you jew mother fuckers

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How long until they make a better model? I can't fucking believe they did no goddamn QA

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>>369661672
>all these whiny manchildren

Fuck this gay earth

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>>369661672
Weird, mine isn't doing any of this...

>>369663506

cool story, its apparently happening enough to where they wrote "dead pixels are fine no replacements" on their website

>>369661672
>accent at 5:30

>>369663614
It's amazing what playing a game for more than 4 hours like most reviewers does for your perspective.

>>369663773
that's just the standard bongistani accent, don't laugh

>>369663919
that's called being a cynical fuck stick

>>369661672
Why are there so few women in this video? I thought the current year gender liked videogames now

>>369664362
Because only men play nintendo

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>>369665947
"'''''men'''''"

>>369661672

>unlocked Dark World DLC and Black Knight expansion early

howd you do it

>>369664362
Because only boys play Nintendo

>>369664362
WOMEN MAKE UP OVER 51% OF VIDEO GAME PLAYERS THIS IS A FACT!!!!!!!!!

>>369664362
>>369665947
>>369666749
Kek

>>369661869
Enjoying it yet? The brom scene was posted well over a hundred times in 2 weeks. Autism is a staple of 4chan.

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>release console
>some defective, like with all console releases
>people find some and put them on youtube
>this is shocking people and somehow proof the Switch is inherently bad quality
>half of /v/ spergs and posts the same vids and images over and over again in some sort of twisted orgasmic, autistic glee that they finally have "dirt" on this thing

This is an amazing thing to witness. The more people here try so hard, the more assured I feel the Switch will be successful.

>>369668061
>half of /v/ spergs and posts the same vids and images over and over again in some sort of twisted orgasmic, autistic glee that they finally have "dirt" on this thing

DELETE THIS YOU CAN'T STOP US AND OUR AUTISM

https://boards.4tan.org/v/search/image/JuyuBs20_R7a-yUvr6WzxQ/
https://boards.4tan.org/v/search/image/ax23QD9zUQnhsF4MF_RjoQ/

>>369668320
Kek, you are the reason this board is shit

>>369668061
No console release has been this bad hardware wise, only software wise.

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>>369668061
>This denial.

>>369670130
360?

has anyone even tested if the screen can get scratched by the dock? or are we taking one photo as source that it is a wide spread issue?

Nintendo fanboys are truly capable of swallowing shit.

Didn't BotW have some framerate issues on the Switch that was fixed in a patch? What if the artifacting shown in some videos is happening because the patch overclocked the CPU or GPU to resolve the framerate issue?

One thing awesome about the design is it looks really durable, because in this drop test the controllers will break before the screen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqMgv9hHmrY

>>369668061
Well your standard isn't very good, nintendo haven't done anything that other companies have been doing for years. They could have contracted some good tablet markers to help them not be totally retarded. I mean the screen isnt even glass or a glass composite, its just fucking plastic which has shown to have major scratch issues.

The joy cons themselves are the only truly new territory and the most major flaw (left joy con connectivity) was fixed by a fucking guy with a single wire and 5 minutes. How the fuck could such an issue pass QA and how wouldn't they have known to angle the antenna away from the most contacted point surrounded by metal?

>>369661672
why do the sticks need calibration

>>369661672
Anyone have nintendo wojak BLACKED pic?

>>369670972
>break before the screen
cheap plastic screens scufff instead of shatter

>dock being pulled from websites, including Nintendos own

Recall incoming?

>>369670554
>single photo

At least watch the op video before making idiotic comments, there's multiple examples in it including people doing diy fixes

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>>369661672
THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MY SAFE ZONE

>>369671785
A recall of the docks could happen since its causing damage to the product. Though it seems the hardware itself has some major flaws. Nvidia probably selling Nintendo all their reject barely passable X1s they had sitting in inventory.
Really these two Jew companies were made for each other.

>>369672017
>A recall of the docks could happen since its causing damage to the product.
Wait what
Dock scratches screen or something?

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>>369670130
did you miss all the wobblestation 4s and xbones overheating on launch? why is /v/ acting like this is something new? also the 360 was a million times worse than this

>>369663296
>pay money for a product which is absolutely cheap flimsy garbage

>>369673978
Yeah, did you miss all the shitposting? That's why everyone was yelling about needing a screen protector.

>>369671903
What are you talking about? This hasn't been a safe zone for Nintendo fans since e3 2015.

>>369674692
So its ok that nintendo is doing it RIGHT NOW?

Nintendo are doing this build quality to be safe for 3 year olds rite? Plastic screen, light plastic chassis etc. This is the real reason behind all of this correct?