Hey /v/ ask me anything

Did the joycon disconnects?

Whats the battery duration?

>>369131512
I heard day 1 patch fixed Joycon issues. Do you have any playing from 10 feet away?

>>369131512
What's the largest cock you've ever sucked?

You playing GOTAY?

Is the left joycon meme real?

>>369131638
Not anymore after the new update.
Battery is good for just about every game except Zelda where it will last me about 3 hours on average settings. Bomberman and 1-2 Switch last about 5 hours battery life

Does it have custom firmware

>>369131512
What method do you plan to use to kill yourself, considering you bought the Switch?

How many scratches has the PLASTIC SCREEN accumulated so far?

>>369131512
>>369131651
How's the Joycon connectivity issue? DF already confirmed the day one patch doesn't fix it but is it an issue with all units?

>>369131512
Why did my wife leave me?

>>369131512
Is it comfortable to hold? I love my Vita but that shit still cramps my hands up on certain games

>>369131737
Is bomberman FUN?

>>369131512
Test the joycons desynch issue

An anon from Japan earlier today said he couldn't get them to disconnect even far away from the console

>>369131512
Try to replicate the joycon issue

Is Zelda fun?

how much buyer's remorse are you feeling?
will you trade it in for a PS4Pro?

>>369131512
Why did you blow $300 on THAT.

>>369131651
12-15 feet is where it starts getting shaky connection wise.

>>369131715
why of course

>>369131736
I thought it was the right one

>>369131756
0 might consider getting a screen protector or carrying case tomorrow

Shoe on head

>>369131737
Good, looks like it's true.

How many much do you have in your bank account?

>>369131512
Make a webm of you knocking the joycons off the switch.

>>369131683
Only 6 inch so far.

>>369131651
No problem so far.

>>369131638
Haven't test the battery life yet. Joycon doesn't d/c

>>369131736
No.

>I am to poor to buy a switch.
>I will never play Zelda
>I will never know how great this game is

at least i can watch autists on twitch how they play it....

pls kill me already

>>369131915
It affects both, you have to cover them with your hand and see if they lag.

>>369132053
Do you have a Wii U, a subpar experience with GOAT is still a good one

>>369131887
More like 400 if you want a real controller and Zelda.

>>369132053
The game streams badly, playing it feels so much better is incredible.
Its very hard to convey the adventure feel trough a stream

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Are you ok with FRIEND CODES while paying for online ???

>>369131512
How comfortable is using the joycons when they're attached to the switch? Is it heavy to use as handheld? Do you have the grip or the pro controller?

>>369131827
Most comfortable handheld I ever owned I have big hands and its light and thin hardly any wrist strain. Think a Game Gear or Lynx in size but very thin and not heavy.

>>369131847
Best multiplayer game you can have atm. Haven't played online but locally its very fun in the battle modes.

>>369131883
Already own a PS4 Pro

>>369131878
Yes but I don't think N64 Zelda fans will enjoy it.

>>369131512
do your parents still love you now that you're a cockhungry hiv positive transvestite?

Op didn't answer my question.

>>369132296
Wtf OP didn't answer my questions either!? I hate OP now

>>369132190
Wait, what? The online isn't free? You're joking right?

>>369132215
Thanks m8 hype levels couldnt be higher right now

>>369132190
Answer this

>>369131849
It seems to be fixed for some people but not all. I'm getting a feeling it's a sadpanda situation here. It should work, but only if you did it a certain step and didn't unknowingly did something you weren't suppose to.

Have you played Fast RMX? How is the framerate?

>>369132215
>Already own a PS4 Pro

Do you have a powerful PC?

>>369132215
>Most comfortable handheld I ever owned
That's nice to hear. I might have to get one once more games come out for it. Hopefully it gets the kind of JRPG support the Vita gets

>>369132173
$440 actually.

>>369131512
1. Did you make sure to attach your joy-cons before downloading the day 1 update? Apparently that is required to fix their desync issue, if you have them attached while updating their joy-con firmware gets updated too.

2. How tight does the Switch sit in the dock? Any risk of scratching the screen when you put it in or pull it out?

3. Is the screen glass or plastic, or some kind of advanced plastic mix that feels just like a modern smartphone? How easily scratchable does it seem?

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where my /shippingtoday/ bros at?

>>369132190
You know they stopped using friend codes when they launched the Wii U, right?

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>>369131974
I'm on /v/ I'm a NEET

>>369132190
No it sucks and I laughed after doing the update and logging into my Nintendo account and seeing I had a Friend Code and I need it to add friends now.

>>369132191
Very comfy if you find the 3DS XLs to bee too heavy then that is what this feels like.Just the grip no controller yet.

>>369132558
Eshop doesn't let me buy games yet its acting weird probably won't be working until actual launch I want it though.

>>369131512
Is the eshop already up? If so, which games do they offer?

SHOE. HEAD. LETS GO

>>369132798
Friends Code are back in Switch, but it's one of several options though.

>>369132810
You only need friend codes for global, I believe. Local you can add based on playing with them before or just knowing their usernames.

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>>369132798
Oh kid

>>369132810

is english your second language or are you a high school dropout?

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>>369131512
Have you Switched yet?

>>369132296
Wtff i hate op now!!!!

>>369132215
>Most comfortable handheld I ever owned I have big hands and its light and thin hardly any wrist strain. Think a Game Gear or Lynx in size but very thin and not heavy.
Goddammit i prefer heavy since i dont like having a cheap paperweight like the vita

How light is it?

are the joycons comfortable to hold?

how is the online?

What games did you play so far?

any serious problems with it?

>>369131512
Hey OP, how's the HD Rumble? Useless gimmick or does it actually have some sort of potential in gaming?

>>369133241
You should have gotten an OLED Vita, then you could have a cheap heavy paperweight.

>>369133026
Preorder cancelled

So I should do the day 1 update in handheld mode just to be safe?

>>369133409
Show proof, motherfucker!

>>369133408
I do have the OLED vita and i bought a pstv BECAUSE the vita felt like a cheap piece of shit whenever i play it.
I still use it on the go with henkaku

>>369132810
is the connectivity with the TV good?, any issue with it so far?

>>369133548
Read the thread brainlet

>>369132810
>if you find the 3DS XLs to bee too heavy then that is what this feels like
I always found mine starting feel heavy after playing it for a couple hours. I guess you could always use the stand though. How is the kick stand btw?

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>>369132568
Had one but now its updated and I don't feel like paying money to upgrade my PC when it doesn't get good exclusives anymore.

>>369132657
Yeah they were connected when I updated. Update took a while too and I have fast internet.
slight risk of screen scratching when taking out of dock if you yank it fast. Screen feels plastic but hard like the Vita plastic screen and not shit plastic like the 3DS screen.

>>369132985
eshop glitched when I used it earlier and a whole bunch of NEO GEO games were on the store for 6.99 I couldn't buy them and I didn't even know we were getting those games at launch. eShop currently doesn't really work right.

>>369133113
I have mild autism and I'm a NEET on /v/ do the math

>>369133189
Can't wait

>>369133241
Joycon have a nice sturdy feel to them. They might seem light but they feel like premium quality.

>>369133280
light enough to be comfy for hours of play but not light enough that it feels like an iPad air or something it has some weight to it.

Joycons are comfy and ergonomic takes some getting used too though

Online isn't really working yet

1-2 Switch, Bomberman and Zelda

problems? Lack of dpad sucks, right analog stick is a bit too low its awkward, there is a weird wobbling issue when you put both joycons on the Switch and if you apply some force to the sides while playing you will notice it bends. I can see the hinges that hold the Joycons in place when you slide it in could get wobblier and looser over time so it triggered my OCD something fierce when I put it in perfectly but the corners still wobbled even though it was perfectly locked in place. Also friend codes suck and no browser or miiverse right now is sad.

>>369133328
Feels nice. Not as cool as shown in ads but it could be used well.

>>369133532
Its what I did.

>>369133663
Works well no problems. AC Adapter cable is shorter so you have to have the dock like 3-4 feet away from an outlet.

>>369133875
Thanks anon. Sounds like the Switch has a nice screen and I can go without a protector if I take good care of it, especially now that the touch screen is capacitive and uses fingers instead of a stylus

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>>369133875
thanks op

>>369132441
It's like $2 a month or some nominal amount

It's not immediate though. They're going to start charging for online later this year once "all the kinks have been worked out"

>>369133864
I thought the kickstand memes were outrageous. Then I actually saw and touched it. Its shit like the shittiest piece of cheap plastic I have ever felt its the level between Styrofoam and plastic and doesn't feel like Nintendo designed that part. Prepare for it to break after a few months and buying a better 3rd party dock/stand really disappointed since I owned a Wii U and used the dock/stand to play games on the Gamepad screen.

>>369132607
Have you played setsuna? I'm considering getting it for Switch whenever I end up buying one

>>369134201
Have it on PS4 got about 2/5ths 3/5ths of the way through and then got into other games. It was fun and certainly something that would be great to play on the Switch while waiting for other games.

>>369131512

have you known the touch of a woman?

>>369134568
yes and I prefer vidya and 2D>3DPD

>>369131512
how are the games?

>>369131512
Have you tried out HD rumble in an orifice yet?

>>369134771
Patrician taste.

>>369131512
NFC sticker Amiibo still working on the Switch?

>>369131512
1.Are you on a tight budget when you bought the Switch?
2.Is Zelda worth it?
3.Feeling of the controller?

>>369131512
Ok honestly, how are the graphics? I know the switch isn't superpowered but just in your gut how do the graphics feel to you.

>>369131512
How are the fps in zelda when docked vs when undocked?

>>369131512
How's Zelda framerate on that?

>>369131512
All in all, is it worth it?

>>369134771

good man. favorite zelda botw waifu?

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ask a guy who just drove to BestBuy and back because he thought the Switch came out today anything

didn't really help that they sent me a text saying it was ready to pick up

>>369133875
>eshop glitched when I used it earlier and a whole bunch of NEO GEO games were on the store for 6.99
Wait, what?

>>369135296
why are you so retarded and why do you think it's important to tell everyone how retarded you are?

>>369131737
http://www.nintendolife.com/news/2017/03/digital_foundry_and_eurogamer_break_down_the_left_joy-con_disconnect_issue

Then explain that.

How is the rumble? Those little controllers look like they'd have phone vibration.

>>369135296
Don't worry anon. When Zootopia came out I was at the theater a week early because I thought it came out that day. We're only human.

Dat switch tomorrow tho XD

>>369131512
Have you tried to change the system to Japanese and see if Zelda has the JP voices not just the text?
If not please do it and report back.

>>369135512
You have to leave the joycons attached during the update

>>369135296
Best buy is the worst at that shit similar thing happened to me last year.

>>369135296
>Best Buy Order Status: From 03/03/2017-03/11/2017, you can pick up pre-order BBY01-XXXXXXXXXXXX @ ADDRESS. Bring ID, order # & credit card (if used)

That is not a text saying it's ready to pick up.

>>369135743
So, what happens when you didn't connect it during update? Factory reset and try again?

>>369135743
Not sure if true, but sounds somewhat possible.

>>369135743
They did so and it still has issues.
Some report it being fixed, some report it having still issues.
Just like the problem in the first place, not everyone even had it.

>>369134846
Zelda is well Zelda. This is a good one but its for different fans than the typical ones. There are like no dungeons and low amount of puzzles so if you liked Ocarina of Time dungeons and stuff you might be disappointed. But if you like Zelda 1 exploration or Twilight Princess and Wind Waker exploration then this is a game for you.

Bomberman is good but kinda expensive for what you get. Multiplayer is great though so you might put in 50 hours easily into it.

1-2 switch is an ok game has some nice features and gimmick games that will impress normies.

>>369134892
Not but I did think about it. I bet for a fact women will go to the option/settings when alone and maybe put the left joycon on their clit and then just tap the a button on the right joycon and have it vibrate constantly tapping it and making the vibration go. Its quite strong so yeah.

>>369134962
Not yet since I don't own sticker ones

>>369134972
Well now I won't be able to buy Nier Automata and Horizon Zero Dawn until a few weeks from now and by then Persona 5 is coming out so I will probably get that. Was on a sorta tight budget. Zelda is worth it and controller when on the joycon grip feels like a Dreamcast controller and when not on the joycon grip the joycons feel like the Wii Nunchuck with no cable and light than the wiimote.

>>369135083
Graphics look great on the handheld and since the screen is small and the 1080p image is brought to 720p its very sharp in detail.

>>369135146>>369135184
Noticed some differences when a lot of enemies are on screen but its not too bad

>>369135190
yes but only if you want some of the games and like handhelds

>>369135405
Yeah there are a bunch of NEOGEO games on the eshop I could take pics if enough people want the eshop is acting up and it takes a while to get in. They are constantly moving stuff today.

>>369135558
Ever touch a female friends hitachi vibrator? Its powerful on the Switch like that.

>>369135949
So, what does that mean? Pre-patched, there were issues with some. Post-patch, those with issues, some had it fixed, but some didn't. Software, firmware, hardware, or improper update steps taken, issue?

does switching the console language to japanese really turn all text in games to japanese?

>>369135671
No JP voices unless I'm missing something. I heard there is an update coming for the game today I checked but there is no update right now. I did switch accounts fast and logged into a JP account really fast. Its so easy to switch accounts on the switch very region free.

>>369136140
text yes so far the games I have are supported but I can see future companies like Atlus or something only offering English text.

>>369135990
>Neo Geo games with two players local play on the go
Whelp, boner achieved.

>>369136154
You only have your stuff on one account though right?

So you have to make a whole extra second nintendo account to access the, say, japanese eshop to download japan-exclusive titles?

>>369133605
are you the hulk dude? OLED vita has a good weight to it.

>>369131512
Is there an Ethernet cable/port?

>>369136154
Oh that sounds good. So you have access to all the various Eshops?

So Zelda doesn't have japanese dub yet even if you set everything to japanese?

>>369136372
Yes but you can Switch in a second between accounts. Goi from US, JP and EU account. Really fast and easy so finally LovePlus Switch will be mine.

What's different between this Zelda and any other open world game?

>>369136372
I'm also interested in how the switch behaves with account from different regions.

I got a WiiU and 3DS that share a Japanese account, can I salvage that into a switch?

>>369136475
I wish.
Everyone says I have girly ass hands/fingers and even then I find the ergonomics on the vita to be painful.

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literally in autstic rage mode right now due to amazon still hasnt shipped my pre-order.

fucking REEEEEEEEE

>>369135470
a mix of vanity and loneliness

>>369136154
So if you change the system settings to JP you get Zelda with JP text but English voices?

Welp looks like Im importing then

>>369135809
mine was slightly different

even on the website it says available March 2nd

however the product page says the 3rd

whoops

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>>369136826
>pre-order on the 13th literally an hour after the presentation
>not arriving till the 6th

>>369136578
nope just USB, HDMI AC, Headphone jack, micro sd slot and that stuff.

>>369136609
Yeah but thats not to say they can't maybe patch it in or make it a dlc on the eshop.

>>369136712
Honestly this is going to sound crazy but certain elements reminded me of Monster Hunter the first one on PS2 and Demons Souls. The game has a lot of mining and item farming and stuff going on like Monster Hunter so I felt right at home. The parts that reminded me of Demons Souls were the different areas and how you would need to navigate new environments and just go where you wanted and strong enemies and stuff lay waiting for you.

>>369136794
Yeah you can link 3ds/wii u accounts to your Switch. I did it.

>>369136901
Yes unless I'm missing something. I'd wait until they are done with the update that is supposed to come out soon.

>>369136901
Yeah, I'm thinking the same. I also want to know how big it would be should I opt to get it from the JP eshop. If I need to buy an extra memory card or something. Probably have to. 32gb is abysmal.

does the dock accept USB controllers? I wouldn't be asking this if Hori wasn't realeasing a wired controller for the Switch

>>369137443
It does but I think they need to be made specifically for the Switch. I tried my PS4 Dualshock but it did nothing so yeah.

>>369137061
im going to be pissed if I dont get mine until the 6th. I actually took off today and tomorrow for this.

>>369131512
what is your IQ?

>>369137142
Is it USB-C or Micro USB?

>>369136826
Literally just went to the store yesterday and asked if they had one on friday.
They did and I had them reserve it for me so I can just go pick it up.
Don't order things online if you want it quick

How are the graphics on both the big screen and the portable screen? Are the controls good?

>>369137142
Can you try to change the language of the system and try playing zelda? That's how they said you can change the game language.

>>369135990
NEOGEO pics NOWWWWWWW

>>369137626
How should I know? never took a test.

>>369137661
USB c for charge the rest are normal USB ports I assume 2.0

>>369137848
Good graphics. On TV looks like normal Xbox One level graphics and on the Switch handheld it looks very sharp and vibrant. Best Nintendo handheld screen ever made and better than Sony's PSP and Vita screen for sure.

>>369136901

I heard that the Wii U rip contains the other voices. And you can probably undub it for the Wii U.

>>369131512
What is the frame rate?

>>369138069
Thanks for answering questions!!!

>>369135990
one more reply for NEOGEO. Why does this sound like Nintendo has a presentable VC already ready to go but are holding back because....Zelda is just too good?

Please, I've been asking all over the internet and no one answers.

Does it have push notifications? like when a friend goes online?

Have you 100% completed Zelda yet? If so how many main dungeons exist? How many enemy wave mini dungeons exist?

>>369138287

Apparently the update makes BotW run better? I hope so, that GB quick look was rough in spots.

>>369137142
>gonna have to buy another meme-dapter for smash
Fuck me

>>369135990
Oh man I play Neogeo shit all the time on PSP I could see myself getting one if it came with online multi-player.

Are Zelda's side quests as good as MM's?

>>369138012
Will take time after this post to go take some pics if I can get on the eshop.

>>369138412
I wish VC was available at launch too but oddly enough NEOGEO seems ready so I dunno.

>>369138419
NO! It has a bullshit thing where even if your friends are online or you are online it will show you as offline constantly unless you are in an online multiplayer game mode. So you and your friend could both be on the internet and playing Mario Kart single player but it will show you both as offline because you aren't playing the game online. If that makes sense.

>>369138445
So far 2 dungeons and not done at all yet. The game isn't about dungeons sadly and more about the world and exploration.

>>369138742
Some are on that level and some are generic MMO tier.

>>369131512
What does the fan sound like?

>>369137198
Good idea Ill just eshop this fucker
Apparently is 13GB

>>369133093
THEY ARE STILL USING FRIEND CODES?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>369135853
A vimeo video I saw said you just connect the joycons to the console and reset it and you should be good to go.

Bumping for NEOGEO pics.

I WANT MY FATAL FURY ONLINE NINTENDO

>Wondering if my local walmart is doing midnight release
If I were to call my Walmart right now. Who would know best. Electronics or the Manager. Would I just ask for them

>>369131512
Anon do you have BotW? Can you change your Switch to portuguese and check which language BotW will have?

>>369140626
Probably electronics. I just hope to god my local Wal Mart will have enough since its a small transit hub in Canada.

>>369138412
The NeoGeo shit is the same aus The Arcade Archives for PS4. 7 bucks each.

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>>369139079
Very quiet it does get a little hot but nothing bad.

>>369140548
>>369138012
>>369136353
eShop is no longer working now. Tried twice and it gave an error. Here is a shit quality pic I took a few hours ago on PS Vita to share with some friends of one of the NEOGEO games on the eshop and I loaded up one of the screenshots.

>>369140548
>>369140827

>>369137567
why today?

>>369140798
My local electronics store just got a single unit for the entire town to share.
Lucky I got it

>>369140827
>>369140924
It doesn't have online play or handheld options so yeah.

in during shill trying to dismiss any flaws in the switch and pretend everything is OK to fellow shills pretending to be plebs

>>369140890
Now I wonder if the VC being delayed was a deliberate choice since they have motherfucking Neo Geo games instead at launch.

>>369141793
it's possible that they want to make a big deal out of Mother 3 on VC which is absolutely coming. Or the core games really aren't ready yet.

>>369141963
Cant wait to see how they censored the magypsies

>>369137061
Same happened to me. My friend who ordered just before me had the 3rd.

I complained to them.

Mine is now coming tomorrow.

>>369141963
>Mother 3 on VC which is absolutely coming

what makes you say that?

How many people that own a Wii U getting a Switch here?

>>369142437
They already have the file for Japan, they just need the translation. Plus it would easily sell Switch's to the hardcore Nintendo fans and possibly lead to a new 3D Mother game.

>>369131512
when do you plan losing your virginity

>>369142437
I've been reading neogaf pretty actively and apparently the game is totally ready to be released at any time. There used to be ramblings about it all the time too when Switch wasn't a thing yet.

You'd be right to be sceptical, but to me it sounds about right. Not a huge stretch to imagine the game was planned for Wii U but ultimately pushed back just like a bunch of other projects

>>369142796
Itoi is done with Mother
But fuck it I want a remake of 1 badly

So anyone got any other questions? I'm off for a bit might answer some stuff later.

>>369144007
Is the kickstand as shit as people are saying?

>>369140798
>>369140993
well just called and they are infact having a midnight release
but i work 11pm to 7am
FUCK

>>369144007
is it comfortable to play outside in handheld mode? like, is it too big to travel with or is it good?

>>369144160
Absolutely. I thought it was all trolls but I was even surprised by how cheap and bad it is.
>>369144253
Great especially if you pick up a carrying case. The Hori one is best.

>>369144007

Are you overall happy with it so far?

>>369144419
Yes very. I was so done with the crap 3DS and Wii U gamepad screens and my Vita screen started looking old. Finally a vibrant sharp 720p screen.

>>369131512
Did the latest Zelda patch fix any of the frame issues?

>>369144616
Cool, I'm picking mine up tomorrow. Honestly nervous about all the power level showing in the line up there might be though.

>>369131512
is zelda in cutscene only? and is she playable?

>>369132215
>I don't think N64 Zelda fans will enjoy it.
So that means I'm going to love it! I fucking hate N64 Zelda.

>>369144007
Do you think you will be able to have games bought from different accounts of different regions all at the same time in the main menu

>>369144851
Yes and no

>>369145028
>Cutscenes only
>Yes
>Playable
>No

Fucking dropped

>>369144007
>>369140634

>>369145028
thx you

>>369142524
Definitely me. May take some time though. One retailer here posted that the next batch will arrive in approximately 10 weeks. Hope that's not the general situation. Then again, getting it around when Disgea 5 releases isn't bad either.

>>369131512
Can you connect USB headphones (Or a usb dongle for wireless headphones) to the dock?

>>369144616
*420p

>>369144007
You said the joycons move around a little in handheld mode, especially in the corners?

Is it really that bad or do you not notice it during normal use?

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>>369131512
Can you charge it and play it on its kickstand?

Exactly how awkward is it if not, is it at all possible

>>369140952
I had too much time racked up so I took 2 days instead of 1

>>369146128
I notice it but then again it might just by me OCD.

>>369146762
Not really the bottom of the Switch has the USB C port and it wouldn't plug in if you are using the stand.

>>369144007
Do you need to change the system settings to JP to access the JP eshop?

>>369131512
If You rotate it does the screen rotates too?

>>369147252
No just your account like on PSN you account Switch the same on your Switch.

>>369147496
no but maybe for future games it will

>>369147852
Any minigame in 1,2 switch that isnt total casual crap?
And how many of them are