SOMEONE JUST DIED IN THE MIDDLE OF A MAJOR SMASH TOURNAMENT (beast 7)
adrenaline sucks
>>367915710
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>367915710
that's what happens when you take performance enhancing drugs
fuck cheaters, hope he stays dead
>>367915710
Good now if it would only happen to the rest of them.
>>367915710
Well I hope smashfags get a clue, gain height, lose weight and have sex
>>367915710
This is what happens when you neglect cardio
>>367915848
apex kek
>Be unhealthy fat fuck
>go to tournament
>have lots of energy drinks
>put stress on yourself because you're playing a children's game competitively
>WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW ALL THAT WAS BAD FOR MY HEART?
man, he really got smashed, Bros.
>>367915710
>the odor was so strong that someone died
God damn it, I guess smash bros is an actual fighting game now
>>367915710
red bull is a hell of a drug if you're morbidly obese
JV5 irl
Was he fat?
>>367915859
>gain height
Um...you can't change your height past a certain age like you can with every other factor of your life or body. Don't heightshame dude
S T I N K Y D A Y: DEAD BODY EDITION
>>367915848
kek brutal
>>367915710
Oh shit, who died?
Was he a whale or was it one of those congenital heart things?
Because I'm pretty paranoid about the latter, even though my dad never had heart problems until his 60's.
>>367915710
My grandpa always told me it's unleathy to have high adrenaline and heartbeat while sitting down and not moving.
Guess he was right since he's still alive and that guy isn't.
>>367916027
A literal nobody
>>367915848
no stop making me laugh at someone literally dying
>>367915993
Everyone can die from caffeine OD regardless if they were fat or notstill likely it's some fat guy
Was it being streamed?
>smash babies can't take the heat of being in a tournament
Toppest of laughs.
>>367915710
>When you get wobbled for all of your stocks
>>367915710
>seven hundred pound neckbeards pushing their lard-encrusted hearts to sprinter-level rates over a 15 year old mario game on a CRT screen
OH NO, WHAT A TRAGIC AND ENTIRELY UNPREDICTABLE LOSS OF A YOUNG MAN IN HIS PRIME
It's so depressing to see someone under 30 (I'm assuming since this was a Smash tournament) suffer these kinds of health problems through their own poor life choices.
Withholding my F until I know his main
>>367916001
that's wrong. there are shin lengthening surgeries and heels.
Put him in a bodybag and .zip it up.
>>367915848
beat me to it, fucker
I hope it was broadcasted
>>367915993
>played smash
What do you think?
>>367915710
Man, smash players are weak as fuck
>>367915848
You're a horrible man anon
>>367915827
>implying it wasn't some random pools scrub
>european tournaments
>>367916070
Nigger I dont give a fuck about the edge.
I am laughing as we speak
>>367915710
Did they have a legitamate health problem or were they just overweight
>>367915848
>>367915710
>>367915789
>>367915827
>>367915849
>>367915859
>>367915874
>>367915925
>>367915970
>>367916027
>>367916049
>>367916089
>>367916094
>>367916148
edgy 12 yrs old please leave
>>367915848
fourthpbp
>>367916054
I mean what was his twitter / twitch / IGN?
Was there a stream or what?
>>367916113
Yeah but that will actually fuck you up after a few years, plus your body will be disproportional.
>>367915848
Anyone have a video?
>>367915710
anyone want to place bets on hIs bmi?
>>367915907
In college i made the mistake of drinking mountain dew and a whole bottle of 5-hour-energy at the same time
even when sitting down and completely still i could hear my own heart trying to smash its way out of my ribcage
>>367915848
hi r/4chan
HES ALIVE MOTHERFUCKERS
>>367915907
INSTANT DEATH
KAHM AHHN MAAAN, SO STEWPID
ACK ACK ACK
>>367916272
>"whole bottle" of five hour energy
Holy shit man your supposed to take eighth bottle sips no more than once per six hours
>>367915848
There aren't enough stocks left to survive that brutality.
>>367915848
>>367915848
>>367916303
>slightly conscious
Its called delirium and the person is on the verge of dying.
>>367916303
Dat ass.
>>367916303
>>367916272
Wow! That's like four or five whole cups of coffee! Crazy!
>>367916272
>be 13
>there's a sale on those massive 500mlcans of redbull
>works out to be $1 a can if you buy like 40 of them
>so i buy 40 of them
>one day i decide to drink 3 of them in the space of an hour
>only grinded runescape for the rest of the day
reckon if i had actually done any physical stuff i would've imploded
>>367916303
>just realized this person actually just copied my opening post and tweeted it
wish it was you who died faggot i know youre in here
SMASH WAS A MISTAKE
>>367916303
>Ryuuko
Good taste.
>>367916478
everything anyone has ever said will be repeated
thats reality faggot deal with it
>>367916303
>he arrives at the hospital,
>they read the little medical bracelet he has
>"no items"
>can't give him any medication
>>367916478
looks like its just some bot who reposts /v/ threads on twitter https://twitter.com/LevelGapGaming
why i have no idea
>>367916445
No way! That's nearly five whole cups of coffee! Amazing!If it isn't clear, I hate you stupid faggots.
>>367915848
Fucking Kek.
>>367915848
pfft
>>367916547
>>367915710
Whoa, you might say the tourney was his final destination
>>367916571
yeah it is nearly 5 cups of coffee
whats your point
>>367916486
This
>>367915710
NO PULSE
CREMATION ONLY
FINAL DESTINATION
>>367915848
Fucking choked on my food
a million bucks on muh energy drinks.
shits terrible for you but "gamers" drink it like water when they're at events.
>>367916750
I've never understood that. Do they know it's bad for them or do they not care?
I'm not surprised.
>>367916442
Shit post, 0/5.
>>367915848
well played
>>367916074
this
i need to see the VOD
>>367916831
God that always makes me laugh.
>>367915848
wew
>>367915848
FUCKING CASUAL
>>367915848
I needed a laugh today, thanks.
>>367915848
>>367916074
The tournament itself is being streamed but I dont think it was caught on camera, Im not even sure what the guys tag is yet.
>>367916831
*rolls off stage
>>367915859
Fuck off Carter, your memes are shit.
>>367916564
>18k followers on a bot that retweets random posts every few seconds
What is this I don't even. Is there money to be made?
>>367915848
include me in the screencap
>>367916831
hey isn't that the guy who's leg is literally rotting off of him
>>367915848
damnit anon you're not supposed to be actually funny.
>>367916816
theyre young so they think it doesnt matter yet and that only old people have health complications.
>>367915848
>NO ITEMS
>>367916303
He'll be fine.
>>367915848
>TFW it's too early for this shit
>>367916995
was rotting off and it was disgusting as shit
but apparently he's all well now
>>367915848
im a horrible person too, but thats okay, thanks anon.
>>367916995
Yes. He got like Vietnamese herpes or something
quit pimping your own bad joke
>>367916272
You are like little baby.
Try smoking DUDE, drinking at least 2 energy drinks, and drinking soda all day for two consecutive days. Also, you have to stay up until morning and sleep on the floor.
>>367916216
>"Waaaah! Muh tournaments!"
Hambeast dies at BEAST
>"Waaah! Dat's edgy!!!1! Y-you 12 year old!!!"
I hope you die soon too nintendrone fatty.
>>367916303
>Slightly conscious
Oh he's fine then. That's the natural state of mind for a Smashfag
>>367916995
>>367916831
I'll always love David and Chen's reaction. "Yep, that's Marn, all right."
>>367916272
>5-hour-energy
DRINK
>>367917107
Who is this semon demon?
>>367916989
There wont be a screencap, there almost never is one. It isn't funny or original and doesn't serve any purpose making shitty replys like this.
Good day. *bows and walks away*
>>367917156
>only two consecutive days
>not even buying one of those workout drink bottles and keeping it topped up with pepsi until you run out
>>367915848
>Smash Bros. LITERALLY KILLS PLAYERS
Ban from EVO when?
>>367915848
yo i want to be in the screencap too
>>367915848
>when you finally die this is how much the world will care
>>367915848
That guy isn't the only casualty today
>>367915848
>>367915848
>>367917273
I once played beer pong with cups of Maker's Mark.
>>367915848
Wew lad.
>>367916272
How old are you?
I don't get people who go on about energy drinks being mad powerful when amphetamines exist.
>>367916272
What the fuck is this baby tier shit.
When on a college sponsored trip to PAX. I was the designated driver, and refused to allow anyone else to drive my car.
It was a 16 hour drive and we didn't have enough money to stop at a hotel so to keep myself awake we stopped at a gas station and bought a cup of Espresso and mixed in 2 grape flavored 5 hour energies.
I then proceeded to blast...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNkQMtZAMAw
in my earbuds for 2 hours while my heart was trying to claw itself out of my chest.
Everyone in the car thought I was going to crash and kill them all.
>>367915848
I CAN HEAR THE FUCKING ANNOUNCER
>>367915848
>>367917408
cool and hardcore
>>367915848
What no who was it? :( My friend went to BEAST and hasn't been answering his phone at all. He stopped replying about an hour before he was up...
>>367917338
I don't see anyone here dying live on stream at a tourney so probably even less for us to be honest. A smash babby's death is getting more attention than yours will. RIP
why the fuck people drink energy drinks it felt like death after 1 can
>>367917408
>>Everyone in the car thought I was going to crash and kill them all.
yeah, that was really irresponsible and suicidal. idk why you sound proud about doing something outright stupid that could have killed lots of people.
>>367917564
Because I got shit to code and no time to sleep.
>>367915848
>>367915993
Men under 50 practically never get heart attacks unless they're fat.
>>367915848
>>367916216
>Taking Smash seriously
The sooner you all die the better
>>367915848
>>367916071
^ This. I don't play Smash but even I understand that using a sudden death as a joke is not cool.
...and making me laugh at the whole thing isn't cool either, damn it
>>367916645
>>367916837
Wow so EXTREME haha fucking crazy man!
>>367915848
FUCK
>>367916071
>>367917761
Why didn't anybody tell me that European time /v/ was actually just reddit?
Germans were right, vidya are Killergames.
>>367917754
Too harsh.
Are they foolish for taking a video game seriously? Maybe but wishing death on such a trivial thing is just as foolish.
>>367915848
Top kek
>>367915848
>>367917408
>in my earbuds for 2 hours
>driving a car with earbuds on
>literally who has heart attack at smash event
>no name
>don't even know who he mains
>no stream
your and my deffinition of happening must differ some.
>>367915848
No wonder someone would suffer cardiac arrest in a tournament when they all look like this...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ih_okABO3zY
>>367915848
>>367915848
>>367915848
>>367917408
Still fucking babby tier.
D U D E S P E E D L M A O
>>367918070
I shouldn't be giggling so much in this thread considering someone might be dead.
>>367915710
this is like the dark souls of athlete deaths while in the middle of a competition
>>367917408
>not even eurobeat
try again faggot, your shitty metal is trash.
>>367915848
>all these people laughing at a dude that just literally died
this is fucked up
>>367918327
He didn't though
>>367918327
I wonder how many people browsing /v/ already died and how many of those I talked to. How many replies that won't be read by that person anymore. It's kinda strange when everyone is anonymous
>>367915848
Had to put my computer down
>>367915710
Neat. Fuck smash.
>>367918327
It's OK anon.
If you ever die high on caffeine and adrenaline I'll laugh at you too.
>>367917824
This is a shit thread during early morning/midnight. What the fuck do a couple of blogposts mean?>>367917841
>>367915848
Jesus Christ.
>>367916547
>>367918327
You're going to have a really hard time getting through life if you can't find humor in a dark setting.
>>367915848
I'll see you in hell and the screencap.
>>367915848
Fourth Post Best Post.
>>367915789
>>367915827
>>367915849
>>367915859
>>367915907
(etc)
bad post
>>367915848
good post
>>367915848
>>367915848
hi /r/4chan tourists
>>367918732
>hes in good hands now
https://twitter.com/BoseJonas/status/833283740214427649
What did he mean by this?
>>367916272
>drinking mountain dew
Placebo effect, has less caffine than a cup of coffee and sugar rushes aren't real.
>a whole bottle of 5-hour-energy at the same time
Placebo effect, half the "active ingredients" do fucking nothing.
>>367917338
I'm sure people will care about our individual deaths even less. That guy's death has brought an awkward sense of laughter to a bunch of random assholes on the Internet, without revealing any details about his personal life.
Most of us will, at best, just have a bunch of sad family members and a handful of friends care. People sure as hell won't be chuckling like this when most of us die.
>>367917845
because all the other time /v/ is also just reddit.
>>367916303
If they weren't performing CPR on him then he's absolutely fine. Motherfuckers need to learn about emergency medicine.
>>367918850
hell be fine
>>367915848
WEW laddie.
>>367918467
did he died
>>367915848
id like to be included in the screencap please!!
>>367915848
>>367915848
lold
>>367915848
>>367915848
I laughed so hard I got a boner
>>367918620
That's true, life is more fun if you're Yoko Taro
>>367915848
I'll see you all in hell lads
>>367915848
10/10
>>367915848
Beautiful
>>367918850
>Film composer
>Video artist
The hell does that even mean?
>>367915848
>>367919914
He has a youtube channel i guess.
>>367915848
All aboard to screen cap central.
>>367915710
He probably died from all the stink
>>367915710
First the Switch. Now this.
FUCK NINTENDO. CONSOLE WAR NOW.
>>367915848
OH MY GOD
>>367920104
Surely they're immune.
Where's the fucking video?
>>367919306
Yes
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M._N._Vijayan
>>367917219
It's not like a drink, more like a drink
>>367919914
It's like a sandwich artist.
there better be a video of this
sure is underage here
>>367918850
>>367915848
>tfw can't go back to sleep now
fuck i laughed hard
>>367915848
I want to be in the screenshot.
>>367915848
AAAAAAA
>>367915848
>>367915848
>>367915848
kys
>>367915848
>>367920928
t. fatfuck
>>367915848
>>367915848
I'm definitely going to hell for laughing at this
STINKY STINKY
>>367915848
>>367915848
>>367915848
i'm beyond fucking ded
lmaoooooooooooooooo
>>367915848
STOP REPLYING YOU FUCKING MONGS
THIS WASNT FUNNY
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
This is not funny.
>>367915848
Include me in the screencap
>>367915848
Holy fuck
>>367915848
You cheeky bastard.
>>367921162
dont remind me the shitty artwork of 0
>>367915848
dont do that
>>367915848
>>367915848
>>367915848
Put me in the screencap!
>>367915848
>>367915848
>>367921314
Edgy retards
>>367915848
Fucking christ. It was smirk to chuckle funny, not EBIN LOL BEST POST XD LMAOOO funny. Calm down Reddit, you're ruining my board.
>>367915848
Well there went my sides
>>367915848
kek
>>367915848
AYY LMAO
seriously though, who is this beast? is he overweight?
>>367915848
>>367921528
I fucking hate nu-nu-/v/
thread theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESJ3iH9i04Q
Holy hell what a shit board, my sides.
>>367915848
>>367915848
>>367921582
Hold me, anon. It's pretty bad people aren't even expected to have good jokes, to the point that an entire thread is needed for one edgy joke that is actually mildly funny.
>>367915848
>>367915848
>>367921528
>the way to prove to everybody online that i'm mature is by telling them the proper amount of laughter acceptable by me
>>367915848
Well played.
>>367915848
>>367915848
OH SHIT
So is this a tasteless joke like the announcer said
"holy FUCK that was such a rape someone's heart died"?
if so not funny.
>>367921743
>t. I posted 4 of those reaction images myself.
Yeah fuck off cunt, I don't need your shit this fine morning. Let me revel in the good ol days would ya?
>>367915710
I bet people died right at their computer while browsing /v/.
>>367921828
If YOU don't need my shit, you're free to get the fuck out you big crybaby. The attitude on kids, jeez.
>>367915710
>Getting so worked up about games it actually kills you
This is why I only play singleplayer games.
>>367921904
Like I said cunt, fuck off. Keep jerking yourself off in a thread where you probably think you posted 4 or 5 of the funniest reaction images ever. Literally fuck yourself for supporting board degradation
>>367915848
underrated post
>>367921905
Thanks, Red Bull, you really gave me wings.
To fly as angel into heaven.
>>367915848
I know I'm late, but can I be in the screencap?
I'd bet my bottom dollar he was on Adderall.
>Please send your best wishes, everyone.
Fuck off.
>>367915848
Come on man
>>367915848
damn
>>367915848
VICIOUS
>>367921846
Horrible way to die.
>>367922437
Horrible way to live
>>367915848
>>367915710
i guess you could say it was hisfinal destination
>>367919749
>yoko taro in charge of life
>>367917271
>>367917354
https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/5uy0eo/v_discusses_an_incident_at_a_videogame_tournament/
>>367922736
>Linking to your own plebbit post
>>367915859
Kys deanspic
>>367922578
>>367915848
>>367915848
>>367915848
yee
>>367918852
>>367917408
>>367917156
>>367916442
>all this stimulant elitism
Measured amounts don't mean shit. I used to take 1 200mg caffeine supplement and practically have a heart attack, and my friend would take 3 and then go take a nap.
Results may vary, you silly bitches.
>>367916750
I will never understand people that drink energy drinks just because. Like, I've drank a few over the years when I'd have a long day at work or something, but every time I felt like my heart was going to fucking explode. Who the fuck drinks those things just to play vidya or some shit?
Feels good being a fit and healthy man in the prime of my life
>>367916645
5 isnt that much, almost half my work neck 4-5 a day.
>>367915710
Thank god for dead video game players and dead e-celebs.
Let the e-celeb culture die in process.
>>367915848
Oh you clever mother fucker
>>367915848
ayoo
>>367923142
That's a lot. You shouldn't have two more a day.
>>367915848
Oh my god fuck you
>>367915848
>>367915848
That's not cool man
>>367915848
I should not laugh at this.
Thanks anon.
>>367915848
(You)
>>367922806
I don't even have an account. Just proving a point. Thanks for pretending to be able to read me, though.
>>367923119
It's called tolerance.
>>367923295
Well most of us do a lot of exercise so we dont seem to be worse off for it. I tend to not have any for the week then 4 on friday as a treat.
>>367915710
>pcucks kill eachother
>nintentoddlers get heart attacks
sony always wins baby
>>367915848
>>367915848
LOL
>>367915848
>>367923490
Yeah, tolerance and the fact that he had considerably more body mass than I do; all factors that would need to be taken into account if you were seriously trying to rank a "high".
>>367923734
why is karen so shit
Fuck USA Culture
>>367923573
That's has nothing to do with it. More than two cups a day is objectively unhealthy and this is a medical fact.
>>367923119
Pretty much this. Years back I had a friend that gave me part of his script for vyvanse for a year. I also had a friend that would give me adderall. Both of those never made me feel like my heart was exploding, etc. but I met many people that freaked out on doses that would make me shrug. Then again I spaced the doses after finding the peaks, duration and ended up with a big surplus after all was said and done.
That said I hate energy drinks. They taste terrible and have never made me feel anything but twitchy and unfocused. I prefer a strong cup of black coffee instead if I'm to drink anything for a boost. I know people that are the opposite.
>>367915848
Achievement Unlocked: 100 (You)s
>>367915848
Gotta admit, i smiled
>>367919749
Can I get my NIER AUTOMATA T SHIRT and can I publicly badmouth my employer without repercussions?
>>367921528
You're right, people are overreacting to make the screencap a little more ebin
>>367915848
LiveLeak vid when?
>>367917705
I'm sorry where's your medical background on this? I've responded to and resuscitated multiple persons, mostly males, with some form of heart failure and their age and weight varies greatly. If you eat like shit and have a sedentary lifestyle, it doesn't matter if you're fat or not. Plaque is plaque, and whether it's a piece that breaks off and clots your heart or a DVT that causes a pulmonary embolism: heart attacks happen to everyone.
And for some reason black folks are even more susceptible. Don't know why, probably internalized racism or something.
You know you're on an American website when people freak out at having a heartbeat.
What the fuck happened to video games? Will I be killed by a game too one day?
>>367915848
>>367915848
Yes, fuck (you) I laughed at this, I'm going to hell because of this post
>>367915848
>>367915848
>>367915848
>>367915848
fucking hell, you got me
>>367923756
caffeine doesn't really go into tissues very well, so body mass doesn't really have much impact on it. other structurally similar drugs are dosed by ideal weight for height, not actual weight.
>>367923904
You're absolutely full of shit. Go sprout your Buzzfeed Top 10 Most Interesting Medical Factoids elsewhere.
>>367918327
Probably because the situation and timing is so perfect.
>>367921172
SHE WAS A HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
>>367915848
>>367920201
>not making it so that the top half is lighter and the bottom half is straight up black and white
Disappointing
>>367915848
>>367915848
>>367915848
>>367916272
You mean a 1.5 hour energy? Those things fucking suck
FINAL DESTINATION
>>367915710
>postponing a tourney for one person
>half the thread is replies
holy shit
>>367924815
Technically the entire thread is replies.
>>367915848
I chuckled.
>>367915710
>smash retards have to ruin the entire tournament just because a player died
Can you idiots do anything right?
>>367915848
This really wasn't that funny
Doesn't deserve are the reddit upvotes I mean (You)s
>>367924847
Made me think
Yes but did it died?
>>367915848
motherfucker, take my (You), you deserve it this time.
>>367915848
>about 350 replies
>about 250 posters
>one mediocre reply has about 100 replies
I wonder why
>350 replies
>250 posters
>>>/r/eddit
>>367924129
nigger he said practically. There is no point linking stats because a quick google search tells you the truth. You are like an antivaxxer.
also the plural of anecdote isn't data.
>>367915848
>>367915848
>>367915848
>>367915848
god fucking dammit
I'm laughed so hard now my chest hurts
you fucking dick
This is the worst thread on /v/
>>367921162
>>367921428
Would you happen to know where there are any shrine girls?
>>367925562
>Redditors scrambling to get in the /r/4chan screencap
it hurts to look at this thread
>>367915848
I laughed, but I feel horrible now.
>>367915848
>raping the corpse before it's even cold
This is just sad. Honestly.
>>367925646
>/r/4chan
Is this a thing? Why have 4chan Reddit when you can have 4chan.org 4chan?
>>367915748
autism sucks
>>367925842
What a waste of bandwidth. Don't record my posts ever again
>>367925906
You'd know.
>>367925579
I think this might be what you are looking for.
>>367915710
That's why you don't develop an adderall addiction.
>>367915848
To think of this as fast as you did is rather alarming.
>>367925917
You can't make me.
>>367915848
Nice
>>367925984
>Implying that it's not just OP himself replying to his own post over and over again.
>>367925992
Stop violating my post!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>367925842
Showed up as a new IP for me.
>>367925852
you know that one kid who always make fun of certain group yet can't stop following them around?
that's r/4chan
This made me think, does the record with the most replies is still "Chromagic" at /co/?
>>367926098
Sure did, OP, sure did.
>>367925986
AT least zoom the pic you dip
>>367920620
lol
>>367916547
>"final destination"
>>367926167
Maybe fix your shit.
>>367915848
prime kek anon
>>367925852
It's a direct access to the "memes" which the rest of Reddit will take credit for.
>>367915848
history right here
>>367922578
Nice.
>>367915748
Adrenaline is amazing, you can have blood pouring out a wound and not even really care.
>>367915848
Fucking lol'd
>>367915848
Holy shit
There must be a video of the incident!
>>367915848
keksimus prime
>>367926238
>Adding numbers in brackets behind names to prove anything
Btw, you forgot to edit the numbers to the last post.
>>367924847
really gets the noggin joggin'
>>367915848
I'm dying here.
>>367918852
>Sugar rush arent Real
If only.
>>367915848
Put me in the screencap senpai
>>367924847
woah anon you might be onto something here
>>367915848
put me in the /r/4chan post
>>367915848
>>367918327
Lol, fuck him. I did not know the guy.
>>367915848
Yay, much reply. Such fun. Epic post.
>>367915848
>>367915848
I feel bad for laughing
>>367915848
>sudden death
MY SIDES
I'm glad he's not dead or else I would've felt slightly bad for laughing at some of the stuff in this thread.
This is a guy who likely drinks Mtn Dew all day while masturbating to lewds of princess peach
hell be fine
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>Look, a mediocre post with a lot of replies
>I know, I'll reply, too!
>>367926881
SCREENCAP IN THE PUT ME
>>367926881
>>367915848
YOU HAVE EARNT A FUCKING (you) YOU MAGNIFICENT BSTARD
>>367915848
>>367915848
Include me in the r/4chan screencap
Include me in the r/4chan screencap
Include me in the r/4chan screencap
Include me in the r/4chan screencap
Include me in the r/4chan screencap
>>367926881
attention whore
>>367926881
all me btw
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How many (You)s?
>>367915848
You. I like you.
>>367926881
Yeah, so?
>>367926881
>>367915848
This is why 4chan is really powerful, sir.
Defeat me in a duel and I'll give you a prize in money.
>>367927147
>333 KB for a blank image
what did he mean by this?
>>367926881
>someone made a funny
>hurr I'll call it mediocre and get angry over the fact that I'm 400 posts too late to have all those tasty (You)'s myself
Here's a pity (You) anyway, fag.
>>367915710
>Four 5-hour energies
>An 8ball of cocaine
>3 Liters of Mountain Dew
>Enough Adrenaline to supply a major tournament
ALL RIGHT LADS LETS DO THI-
HNNNNNNNnnnnnggggggᵍᵍᵍᵍᵍᵍᵍᵍᵍ....
>>367915848
>>367915848
max jej
>>367915848
lol
>>367926881
You must be a riot at all those parties you get invited to
All according to keikaku
>>367915848
Shout out to my pals on r/4chan!
>>367927272
>dark 4chan
oh m8
>>367915848
wew lad
>>367927350
Hey. I'm quite the big shot on Reddit. You've probably heard of me.
>>367915710
And this why I browse /v/ on my mobile while I burn 1000 Calories doing cardio
You dumb fat fucks.
Regards. /fit/
>>367924129
>And for some reason black folks are even more susceptible.
Diet.
>>367927225
hes right though. it wasnt that funny.
>>367917670
that's /v/ for you, most people here are either reditors or mentally retarded, or both
>>367927490
>phoneposting
>not having a stationary bike as your desktop chair
fuckin' pleb.
>>367915848
>>367927386
I'd rather not be blinded
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all me dog
>>367917761
Welcome to 4chan!
You're allowed to laugh at and/or masturbate to:
Dead people
Aids
Nigger
And anything else you want, with the only exceptions being ponies and h**d h*****g
>>367916113
>>367916113
And they completely nuke your cardiovascular system, Irreparably even.
That's not viable.
Guiz I'm not a manlet anymore, too bad I need these nitro pills everytime I have an orgasm so I can avoid tachycardia!
>>367915848
>>367927657
Can get vitamin d if you don't go outside
>>367915848
kek
>>367915848
Simply ebin
>>367915710
Holy shit who the fuck cares about evo
>not growing out of fighting games
>>367917761
holy shit fuck off
>all of these children talking about "babbys first stimulant" energy drinks like they're hardcore
>the taking 400 mg of modafinil and then drinking black coffee all day
If your stimulant doesn't require a prescription then it's shit and not worth bragging about like a try hard.
>>367915848
>>367915848
YOU BETTER NOT INCLUDE ME IN THE SCREENCAP YOU DUMB NIGNOG
>>367915848
50 of these responses are the same guy.
>>367915848
here's your (you)s
>>367915848
>>367925852
Its like friendzoning a site.
>>367921528
>EBIN LOL BEST POST XD LMAOOO
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AXSBntBhdH
>>367925646
there's already a thread on it
>>367915848
>>367928149
You would know, you filthy reddit crossposter.
>>367915848
>>367915848
Horrible but I'm still laughing
>>367915848
I envy (You) this may be the most I've seen in a while
>>367928218
Nigga it was linked right here
>>367926881
All me, thanks.
>>367915848
Did anyone elses computer just crash after thiis hella ep*c thread? I don't think my Internet Explorer can handle this many roflcopters! And I don't think I can hold all these lols!
AAAAAA!
>>367915848
Zomed words?
>>367925852
People who don't want to actually browse the place but like filtered screencaps. They believe mostly that 4cahn is too shit to browse and is only good for producing ebin memes they can screencap, they are the ultimate form of cancer. Half the fucking fun is seeing something go down live, not even seeing it hours later on 4chan rather than somewhere else, but seeing things unfold before your eyes. It's a crucial aspect of the imageboard experience they like to sanitize and wrap up in shitty caps for mass consumption by a wider audience, they treat the internet like marketers but they don't even earn money off of this shit, it's just disgusting.
>>367928330
Autism speaks
>>367915748
This, but dying due to adrenaline during a Smash game? That's for something like an unbelievable near death experience or your child being executed right in front of you.
>>367915848
yo wtf
>>367915848
please include me in the /r/4chan post
>>367927935
>I'm a degenerate who can't live without ingesting random chemicals and proud of it
stop posting
>>367915848
Dude.
>>367915848
Put me in the screencap pals
>>367915848
Include me in the screen cap
>>367915848
YES finally a tourneyfag got what he deserved. All the time spent cheaply killing people in smash, now he get's fucked up. This is what you get when you devote your life to competitive gaming, folks
>>367915848
Who would likely be the first to suddenly die at a smash summit?
>>367928593
Sleep tight, dogger.
>>367926881
Why would you expect anything else from /v/eddit?
>>367927938
>People still post my shitty New Day shoop reaction image
explain
>>367915848
WEW
>>367927490
>/fit/ posting
>uses image of manlet Vegeta
>>367927935
Caffiene is one of the best stims so....
>>367928342
Even my Alien Ware gaming laptop crashed! And just downloaded more RAM for it. Epic thread is epic.
>>367915848
>>367915848
Nice
>>367915848
I WANNA BE IN THE REPLIES
>>367915710
who gives a shit about video game tournaments? They're just huge marketing events organized by publishers
>>367915848
You sent me directly to hell with that
>>367929864
they're fun
>>367916143
So lanklet then.
>>367915848
This thread has convinced me that /v/ is beyond repair
>>367915848
>>367915848
>>367915848
Finally this is dying
>>367930695
You could've always just left the thread if you hated it so much.
So... this is all like, five people right??
>>367915848
Amazing
>>367930747
>not having 30 tabs opened and checking once a hour
>>367930860
Yeah and more 354
>>367930860
359 unique posters.
>>367915848
Hi r/4chan ;D
>>367931079
all from reddit
>>367931081
>>367928243
I'd just woken up so I could barely resist a chuckle, and I actually had a heart attack. It's literally the worst feeling you can possibly imagine though.
>>367930878
This