I got a PS4 for christmas. What about you /v/?

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>cat tries to save its master

>dog literally does nothing

Things like this is why I always have the urge to strangle any cat I see.

>>361731001
that cat is a metaphor for the movies he's about to watch

>>361731001
Is that guy special? Who the fuck reacts like that at his age?

>>361731129
>cat is so socially retarded it attacks it's owner when it's owner is excited because it doesn't understand
>dog knows his owner is happy and excited and stands nearby wagging tail, happy for him, letting him do his thing

>>361731129
more like

>dog is being legitimately happy for his seemingly happy master, being the loyal friend like all dogs are

>cat is being a fucking retard like all cats

>>361731278
dog = pirates
cat = psn

>>361731335
>>361731341
>dogs ears are back
>looks terrified
uh huh, keep telling yourself that

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Fucking cats kill them all

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>getting presents for christmas

y-yeah...

why are cats so retarded?

>>361731393
>never seen a excited and curious dog

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>>361731393
>>361731341
>>361731335
>>361731129

please stop calling that rat a dog

>>361731457
Look at him, he wants to do something but he's too much of a little bitch. The dog is literally pissing himself while the cat takes action like a champ

>>361731335
>>361731341
Cats have sensitive hearing, that manchild went from nothing to yelling and ripping open a present and that shit is loud. It's his own retarded fault for getting attacked.

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>>361731278
>le movie meme

you're pathetic kid

>>361731129
cats are pieces of shit
dogs are infinitely better

>>361731001
that's hilarious

>>361731001
Cats are worse than women. All they do is take shit for granted and bitch at everything.

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r8 my cat, /v/

>>361731528

dog respects the owner and won't do anything until he fully understands the situation, while the cat is just autistic and can't interpret his masters actions.

>>361731461
small dogs are cute. CUTE.

The cat was giving him a big hug as he's always wanted a quality game console too.

>>361731001

got some chocolates and booze

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>>361731402
>Buying a PS4
>Uncharted 4
>That haircut
Why are cats so based?

>>361731001
I might get myself a second (phat) PS2. PS4 can wait a year or two.

>>361731528
No, the dog is excited because he sees his owner getting super hyper about a box and is carefully approaching to investigate what its owner is so excited about

The cat doesn't understand humans at all, doesn't make the connection between the owner and the box and freaks out because cats are retarded when it comes to socializing

>>361731549
i could only play maybe 4 of these games at best from this trash pile

>>361731704
The dog is literally retarded though.

>>361731001
There is something wrong with that cat.

>>361731402
Definitely deserved it.
Look at that faggot.

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>>361731001
So many emotions in under 10 seconds, holy shit.

>>361731545
You're just as socially inept as the fucking cat. Loud noises =/= target to attack.

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>stop being a faggot REEEEEEEEEEEEE

based kitter

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>>361731001
I just got autism

>>361731001
>that haircut
>sonygger
>owns a dog
Guy definitely deserved it.

>>361731402
Such a fucking pussy. This is why people can't even own cats. They basically take care of themselves but people haven't read ANYTHING about the pets they own.

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>Own a cat named squeaks
>he's a fat cat
>love him to death
>scared that he's going to die soon if he doesn't lose weight

>>361731549
Nice pile of garbage.

Sucks if the cat bit him, cat bites nearly always cause infection.

>>361731773
Nah, there's something wrong with the person.

>manchild gets ps4
>cat is pissed off it got such a shit console
>attacks retard for being a sonycuck
Cats are good

>>361731001

Nothing, just as expected, not even company.
Trying not to kill myself.

>>361731771
The cat moreso. At least the dog understands the situation. The cat just flips out and attacks for no reason.

>>361731818
It's all your fault. Stop overfeeding your cat, control his/her portions and play with the darn animal.

>>361731405
We all have to grow up anon.

I still got a box of chocolates.

>>361731895
More like manchild overreacting that he got a console he could've bought with his own money for Christmas.

>>361731001
My cat died.

>>361731549
>le convince PS4 doesn't have movie memes
>show movie memes

T-Thanks...

>>361731001
If a dog was the one doing that everyone would be shouting KILL THAT DOG, but because it's a cat, we have catfags making up bullshit excuses.

Cats are dicks, cats don't love, cats only use you.

Having a cat = being a cuck.

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>>361731818
that is adorable

>>361731818

Put him on a strict diet, feed him a food specifically designed for weight loss. It can be expensive, but the specialty foods from a reputable brand work well.

>>361731001
Had two cats, they always reacted with aggression to many things, stranger takes them to pet, laugh and screams.
I seen cats attacking some woman and making her hide behind the door.
My neighbour was with her friend laughing loudly when cat under the table ripped her legs so hard she needed many stitches.

No idea whats with cats and attacking everything, its not even weird to see a cat chasing dogs, horses or some strayan animal.
Loved my two cats but fuck their unpredictability was always a bit unsettling.
You fucking pet it and everything is ok, murmur and what now and suddenly cat just grabs your hands pull it toward himself starts biting the everloving fuck out of it while with rear paws fully clawed it pushes it away.

>>361731624
owo what's this/10

>>361731924
The dog doesn't understand the situation at all.

>>361731549
I wish you were my friend so I could borrow some games anon.

>>361731549
Get better movies

I really don't understand why people get pets. All you're doing is wasting your money feeding them and taking care of them and cleaning up their shit and there's always the chance that they'll attack you because they're stupid animals. I think owning pets should be illegal.

I've had a lot of dogs in my life, and no bullshit, the dog is happy and excited, but unsure of why exactly his owner is flipping out like an idiot, so doesn't exactly know HOW to react, which is why he's keeping his distance a bit for now.

I've also had a handful of cats, and not a single one of them has attacked me like that. Probably because I've also not once chimped out and made wild movements around an animal which does NOT appreciate it when other beings freak the fuck out near them.

Dog is happy but confused, cat is unsettled and put on edge... because it's a cat.

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I got a sweet ass Carpenter Brut x Perturbator poster, a GTX 1060 and a book about Dark Souls.

Pic related.

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>>361731402
but a-anon... dont kill the catgirls like me

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>>361731985
uh huh

yeah

tell me about it

>>361731946
>>361731895
>Adults don't give gifts to one another

Get friends

Why do so many people have retarded autist cats? My cat's never even hissed at me.

>>361731129
the cat was trying to save the PS4

don't you see how much he's shaking the damn thing

>>361731001
xcom 2 for ps4 since my laptop probably cant run it

>>361732018
Most cats aren't aggressive though.
There's usually a linkage between non-neutered male cats and aggression though.

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>everyone thinks that guy is the cats owner

either that cat has something wrong with it(abused rescue mental etc) or that guy is just some poor boyfriend getting attacked by his girlfriends asshole cat

make no fucking mistake cats are domesticated just like dogs and just like dogs they require training

>>361731001
It's not christmas yet for me, but, like always:
nothing.

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>>361732072
very nice.

Cats are shit.

>>361731704
Dogs don't even understand the concept of being excited. He was just checking to see if there was any food nearby.

>>361732014
>>361731818

My suggestion because I only have experience with that brand would be a food from Science Diet such as the metabolic brand or I think W/D would work too. Like I said, it's expensive, but if you stick to proper portions it will work.

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>>361732018
>laughing loudly
>No idea whats with cats and attacking everything
Really activates my almonds... It's like all those stupid fucks that tries to pet every cat they see when they're outside and then bitch they get bitten. It's their own fucking fault.

>>361732056
I can't begin to imagine the fucked up life you lead just from reading this post alone.

Why do dogfags get so angry whenever they see a cat? Are they all retarded?

>>361732134
i want a small kitten that jumps on me and attacks me, shits adorable

>>361732087
Boss ass cat
Holy shit

>>361731818
My cat went from 20 lbs down to 9, a healthy weight. You can do it. Start that diet for New Year's.

>>361732134
Man are cats really that big?

I won a shooter glass roulette for the gift exchange, but I don't really get gifts on Christmas other than that.

>>361731549
>Monopoly Family Fun Pack

Okay, either you are a retard or this is the photo some gamestop employee took when sorting videogames or something

>>361732072
>listening to meme tunes

kys my man

>>361731549
Nice PC games fag

>>361732237
cats are snakes

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>>361732237
This.

Dogfags are so insecure it's unreal

>>361731549
most of those games are on PS3, nice job cuck. god i'm so fucking glad i didn't waste money on an 8th gen.

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>>361731001
>human acting like a retard for the sake of internet fame
>cat gets tired of their shit and decides to finish it all
>probably mad that he failed and gonna try again on New Year

This is why cats are the best.

>>361731545
>Cats have sensitive hearing
So they really are just furry autists.

>>361731001
>Cat see the shit game and shit console
>Remember that his owner have shit taste and a shit haircut
>Then it proceed to give the best Christmas gift that a faggot like him could have.
>The cat attacks him so he can know how much of a faggot he is and can start to have a better life.

That cat did nothing wrong, he was just helping his master.

>>361732029
Dogs have been proven to be able to recognize moods and emotions expressed by humans based on social cues and facial expression

The dog clearly knows everything is fine and just wants to see what the box making the owner so excited is, approaching it carefully and sniffing it

>>361732087
Cats are fucking based.

They sort of make it on their own but also kinda need you but when you have a cat you tell by the way it behaved that he likes you. They stick close to you, sit on your lap, rub all over you, meow at you, play with you.. hey are just not full Oh MY FUCKING GOD YES mode all the time like dogs are.

>>361731549
wow what a pile of garbage
How many relationships has that monopoly game ruined?

>>361732056
I agree, and ive had many different pets.

>>361731817
>They basically take care of themselves but people haven't read ANYTHING about the pets they own.

As someone who have never owned a cat, what should he have known about them exactly?

>>361732097
Because people get cats expecting them to be like dogs and end up pissing them off and giving them anxiety issues instead of treating them like a roommate that just wants to keep to itself.

>>361732372
You can't prove that that dog knows what the situation is about though.
>b-but it's proven
You still can't prove anything from that webm alone. It could be afraid for all we know and mostly likely is.

>>361732379

now I know you're gay

>>361732436
>treating an animal like a human being
Catfags everyone.

>>361731001
I fucking love that cat

>>361731001
Holy shit that's why I own no cats, the look cool but they can fuck your shit up with those claws, very dangerous and I remember that when a cat wags its tail it means your shit is gonna get fucked up.

>>361732087
>Posting the same gif since 10 years ago.
>While there are hundreds if not thousands of videos showing cats attacking children, owners, other pets.

A black person doing something good doesn't make up for thousands of niggers killing and mugging.

>>361731549
theres literally like 12 good games there. What a waste of money.
>buying disk versions of iOS ports
HA

>>361732056
Because they're beautiful creatures that offer friendship and can give you inspiration and a different perspective on life. Also they'll never bullshit you as bad as a human.

Keeping pets in tiny apartments is kinda retarded though

>>361732189
>never owned a dog
and I guess all those videos of dogs getting extremely excited and happy because they are seeing someone they cared for that they haven't seen in years are just the dog thinking the person has food?

>>361732238
This reminds me of a litter of kittens I raised once.

I made sure to give them lots of love and attention until it was time to be adopted.

When someone came and was interested in them, I didn't have to carry them. I didn't have to coerce them. They followed me, single file, to the kitchen. When they met the prospective adopter, they immediately clung to their leg and started purring and affectionately cuddling. They immediately adopted two that day. Probably the two most well behaved cats I've ever seen.

>>361732134
>That cat that does a stone cold stunner

Incredible.

>>361732431
That they should be treated like fragile, highly sensitive autistic children.

>>361732526
>>Posting the same gif since 10 years ago.
>>While there are hundreds if not thousands of videos showing dogs attacking children, owners, other pets.

>>361732018
You need to show the cats who is the boss. Grab cat by the neck and push it against the ground when it goes full assault and real soon it will realize that you are too strong.
I've had two cats and both of them turned from psycho to a nicest person youll ever meet with this method.

>>361732436
Then what's the point of having a cat that doesn't love you and wants you to get the fuck out

>>361732319
What exactly makes this a meme tune ?

I can agree with vaprowave being meme music because that's pretty much what it is, but synthwave is pretty decent, especially Carpenter Brut and Perturbator, which are arguably the best two of the whole genre.

I've seen CB twice this year and this were the two best shows I've ever been to.

>>361732436
really makes your neurons fire up

>can't make a loud noise without the pet attacking you
Having a cat sounds like fun.

>>361731985
Bullshit. Dogs and cats can love you equally, it's just that dogs are way more animated, active and obnoxious when it comes to their emotions. Cats are not like that, but show their affection in much more smaller and subtle ways, or depending on the cat, not so subtle.

I had a cat who used to crawl up onto my shoulders, hug my head, and clean my hair. Even when I was fresh out of the shower.


They're both great.

>>361732237
why do catfags defend the shitty, asshole nature of cats? Are they all cucked?

>want a dog
>can't get any good breed because Florida is too hot

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>>361732351

Fuck cats

Dogs 4 life

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>>361732598
>changing a word
>LOOK MOM HOW RIGHT I AM

>>361731402

i was really pushy toward my cat and even though she often scratched or bited me i never had her attack me like that

>>361732467
Wanna do lewd things together anon?

Santa watches you all year but the new year hasn't begun yet.. we won't get into the naughty list for 2017 because it's not 2017 yet.

>>361732706
Doesn't make it any less true :^)

>>361732619
If they like you enough they'll come to you when they want attention and won't mind if you do the same.

>>361732526
So how are white people making up for all people they've killed, cultures they've crushed , and land they've stolen? You know since one person accounts for everyone now.

>>361732431
He didn't even notice his cat was on attack mode for one thing. Any non-retard would have seen that shit coming from a mile away. Cats are still predators and they will attack you if you do stupid shit like this. Before my cat died he trusted me completely and would always sleep next to me, before that he always kept his distance. tldr - owning any pet means you should read about the species, plenty of dog\cat owners do retarded shit and then blame the pet for their own mistakes. I bet 50 dollars this retard blamed the cat for attacking him.

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I'm planning to move out to a very isolated part of my town, with the open desert literally being a few meter away from my backyard. I was wondering, is getting a cat a good idea?
I know they don't require a lot of attention like dogs, which it's a plus since I spend most of the day on my job. But can you make them really aggressive?
Because if I plan to keep the vermin out of my house, might as well teach it how to attack intruders.

>>361732189
I'm the only one that doesn't feed my dog any food that isn't dogfood and he gets most excited when he hasn't seen me for a while. Get fucked you loveless piece of shit

>TFW want a pet

>live in a small apartment

Is there a little animal you guys recommend that's nice to have and play with?

>>361732018
you raised them wrong. Just you mentioning you had two cats and they both behaved like that it is simple to see you were the problem, not them. Cats are fucking friendly as fuck if you just show you care for them

>>361732018
I have seven cats and only one of them ever gets remotely aggressive. And that's only when one of the others gets near her because she's grumpy and just wants to sleep all day. A few of them even cuddle up with the dog.

>>361731402
Thumbnail looks like he's got a tongue growing out the side of his head.

>>361732649
If having loud autistic outbursts is the norm for you, you might just wanna go with a dog.

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that's what he gets for being an infantile faggot

>>361732703
>that thing
>a dog

>>361732443
It's a dog, it knows the human is just expressing happiness/excitement about an object and wants to know what the object is. The body language of the dog is showing it's clearly not afraid, it's clearly excited and curious.

It's clear now you've never been around a dog or care enough to learn about them, but act like an expert anyway. This is an animal that has evolved under our hand for thousands of years and is closely woven to our social behaviors

>>361732319
>meme [x]
>kys
You have to be 18 to use this website
It's also not required but encouraged to stop using this website if you are mentally deficient

>>361732653
What you say can be true about YOUR cat. There can be exceptions, like people having a tiger as a pet and that tiger NEVER attacking the owner.

Does that mean anyone can have a tiger and they will never be attacked?

There are exeptions.

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>>361732797
>I have seven cats


Why.

>>361732657
Same reason dogfags get defensive every time a pitbull mauls a small child I would imagine.

>>361732785
cat

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>>361732769
fucking HOW

>>361732853

Its called a muffin

I have a piece of shit cat like that. i also have another cat who is really sweet, will walk up to you and roll around on the floor in front of you to show peace. if you lie down near it she will come to you and sleep on you for body warmth, its cute. but the other dumbass cat pounces on it from corners and generally approaches it in a terrible manner. turns the sweet cat into a she devil, its pretty fucking hilarious desu.

cata are seriously retarded. take it from a cat owner. they are not sensible at all, theyre stuck in their own little worlds.

>>361732785
Small bunnies.

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>>361732853

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>>361731001
>Cat sees opportunity to fuck up a faggot and takes it
>Dog runs off like a chump

>>361732616
You fucker, dont give advices like that, who ever tries that with a cat gets skinned alive.

In part I find cats and dogs to be like woman and man.

Man - dogs, they just need to protect, or fight back, usually they dont go beyond whats necessary.
The moment the other dogs lower its head and crawl, the stronger dog lets go.

Cats are woman, they go apeshit because they know they wont get punished no matter what.
The most damaging attacks, the one that will leave badly healing scars for months after the attack.
Fingernails in the eyes kind of bitches.
Loved my cats but holly fuck you can piss of a dog if you want, it will bite one and will sit there in shock he bit his owner.
The cat will fuck you up for good and unless you willing to get rid of the fucker prepare to be his bunk bitch for the rest of his 12 year old life.

>>361732753
>So how are white people making up
By creating societies where non-whites have it better than in their native countries.

You're welcome, Juan.

>>361732797
>I have seven cats
Sounds like a nightmare.
I had problems with them breeding out of control in my house once. It got really bad at one point. At one point we had as many as 12 or 13.

It's awful. Spay and neuter your pets as soon as possible or they breed out of control.

>>361731549
I own a PS4 myself, but I hate it when people post every single fucking game on the PS4 trying to prove that having games means having good games

>>361731818
I feel that fat cat pain ;_;

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>>361732951
>bunnies

No thanks

Pic related

>>361732820
>never laughed loudly
You don't have any friends, do you? Oh yeah, you're a catfag.

>>361731549
wow... its nothing

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>>361732304
For you.

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>>361731001

>>361732856
>This is an animal that has evolved under our hand for thousands of years and is closely woven to our social behaviors

This.

We haven't really domesticated cats in the same way though, they never did much besides being cute and hanging around eating rats. We used dogs for more active purposes like huntning which is why they're more obedient.

>>361732753
>Say one person doesn't make up for thousands
>"You know since one person accounts for everyone now"

Where is your reading comprehension?

>>361732526
There's 4.5 million dog bites every year in America alone.

>>361732905
Same about dogs. What's your point?

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>>361732853
do not bully him

>>361731001
Oh look, its another autistic "cats are so shitty" meme thread

>>361732526
By far the worst analogy I've ever read

>>361731001
Nothing, not even money.

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>Get older
>Christmas stops being about me & my sisters, it's for the grandchildren now
>Expected to buy gifts
>Can't because dumb faggot without a job

Wew lad I feel like killing myself.

>>361731129
>human acts totally normal
>starts to touch some box and instantly begins to lose his mind
>the way he handles the box, truly mad
>better attack him to snap him back into reality

reasonable to me.

>>361733046

>That guy with the cat carrier

He's optimistic, at least.

>>361732921
Except catfags are the one to right away go "CATS BETTER THAN DOGS HE DINT DO NUFFIN HE A GOOD CAT FUCK DOGS"

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>>361732785
Cat, blue tongued skink, any kind of rodent if you like rodents.

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>>361733027
Shit, it's probably bullshit but it made me laugh. Thanks Anon.

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>>361731001
kek. manbaby got what he deserved, being so happy about something. I hate everything and I'm miserable all the time but seeing someone so unabashedly happy and immature get BTFO makes me happy (only ironically of course)

>>361732769
It's instinct for a cat to attack birds and vermin. You wouldn't have to do anything to make it so, it should naturally just do it.

I guess if you wanted to egg it on from an early age, you could get a mouse toy, since they have those, and teach it that way.

>>361732785
A guinea pig.

>>361733185
says the defensive dogfag.

>>361731624
you're not harusuke.

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>tfw muslim
>tfw we only get baklava and sweets for bayram

Thanks Mohammed

>>361731001
I wanted to make some bad joke, but that guy is so happy to have a PS4, I decided I didn't want to ruin the moment

>>361731402
These are the kinds of injuries you get from an animal that isn't playing around, but actually wants to fuck your shit or kill you.

I bet he abuses the cat

Cats are retarded. More at 11

>>361733240
can you train them?

>>361732616
Cats brains don't work that way you dipshit. You probably gave it brain damage from abusing it.

>>361731636
>respect
being a literal beta and lowering your ears for thinking that the shitty human is an alpha isn't respect
cats are much more respectful by not taking shit from humans and being nice if you're nice towards them

>>361733037
I'm laughing at you right now lmao rekt

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>>361731549
>Angry Birds

>>361732056
I think you consuming oxygen should be illegal.

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>>361733027
good fucking lord. id pay money to see that

>>361733147
Just get them some candy you doofus, it's like $5 for a huge bag of it.

>>361731549
KNACK BABY

>>361733295
Wow we have DINDU cats now?

>>361733362
What the fuck is that thing

>>361733278
That sounds like a sweet Christmas to me :^)

>>361732706
>I'll disregard the point of the post to attack his method of refutation!
>And I'll type like an idiot and pretend to be him!
>That'll show how smart I am!

Jesus christ, stop posting

>>361731001
>white male
more like
>white baby
good god how this is proof of degeneracy
>but its good to be a manlet with a childs iq
we can only hope we self nuke soon and advance back as fast as japan

>>361732853
I agree chihuahuas are trash tier.

>>361732951
bad idea, they eat carpet, chew wires, and are generally terrible pets.

>>361733278
Please don't run people over with a truck.

>>361733414
it is a kekfish, progenitor to the lelfish

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>>361731001
>straight for the jugular

Fuck cats.

Are cats just a roll of the dice in terms of temperament?

I don't really know what I did with my cat when I first got him, he's been around for about 10 years, but I spent a lot of time with him while he was a kitten. Now, he's super cuddly with me and has literally never hissed or scratched anyone. He just straight up fucking loves people, it's actually almost annoying sometimes because once you give him attention he'll just keep cuddling. Cats just seem like they're either complete faggots or the most cuddly shits on earth.

I'm just not sure if that's the way it is or if it's because of what I did with him while he was a kitten. Any catfags know the science behind it?

>>361732056
People use them for therapy, not realizing that actual therapy is cheaper and won't shit on your floor

>>361733328
They're nearly blind and deaf. They don't really do anything. He'll chill watching TV or vidya with you though.

>>361733405
OH YEAH YOU LIKE THAT KNACK BABY
>tfw you realize shigeru miyamato is a dogfag
Sony always wins baby

>>361731001
i asked all my relative to avoid giving me presents or i would lit a bonfire to burn their gift front of their eyes.
i like nothing so every year it was a variation of vesture/perfume/money.
i have no present and i feel happy.
best christmas ever.

>>361733378
>just get them candy
>on Christmas
I'd rather get no gift from him than some cheapout shit.

>>361731001
>Cat is typical PCuck who can't stand to see someone enjoy a console

>>361733328
No, they're really fucking dumb. If you want rodents with a bit of a brain, you should get a rat or certain breeds of mice.

>>361733295
it's fun to strangle then until they pass out

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>all these furries

>>361732793
>you were the problem
Nope, new year, we fucking drinking champagne and laughing, the cat instantly starts to behave like the cat in this webm.
We instantly get calm because it was ready to jump at us, it was first time something like this happened.
After all whenever I was laughing with my sister loudly we needed to watch out for cat.
My cats never did those kind of jump attack because I knew cats well enough to know about this possibility.

Those neighbour getting scratched I used as example wasnt my cat, it was her.

I know cats do this shit simply because I observed it on multiple occasions, its something cats do when they near people who laugh or scream or behave hysterically.
What amazes me the most is that they attack their owners, in either of those attacks the owner tried to do something to a cat, the cat attacked without reason.

>>361733508
>nearly blind and deaf

Then whats the point. Also side note that sounds sad.

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>>361732056
lmfao
you fucking autist

>>361733492
Eh, it's not uncommon. What breed is he?

>>361733561
I think a kid would be more disappointed getting no candy on christmas than cheap candy. Just get a $15 giant chocolate Santa

>>361731001
thats some strong killer instincts in that cat. you can see it has the DNA from tigers or some shit like that. went right to the neck.

>>361733598
>scalie
You're even worse.

>>361733598
>scaly
kys

My normie christfag friend bought me CoD: Infinite Warfare. I have not played any CoD before but I'm going to play this one just because it was nice of him to buy it for me and the space parts look kinda neat.

Not expecting much else, just something from my mum who I'm visiting tomorrow for dinner and then whatever my roommate got me.

>>361731402
I seriously hope he goes to the hospital or he is going to die. Cat bites have flesh eating bacteria. I lost part of my left hand from a cat bite.

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>>361731549
>only a couple of those are exclusive

>>361733635
I believe he's a Bombay. Jet black everywhere, slight brown undercoat when the light hits it, and green eyes.

>>361731549
Count how many "Edition" games you see

>>361733240
Do not listen to him guinea pigs are cute and make cute noises but they are also walking shit machines the shit 24/7 the shit so much that it isn't even funny they are indeed the little lord of shit, they should be renamed guinea shit.

but yes they do make some extremely cute noises.

>>361733676
Post pics

>>361733553
I wonder what colossal level of social retardation one has to have to do something like this.

>If a dog did this it would get put down
>It's okay for a cat to do this

Why are cats so fucking retarded.

>>361733598
Can lizards show compassion and truly bond with humans?

>>361731283

He was probably over exagerating, showing that he was really excited. just having fun with loved ones

>>361731001
cat is one of us
he knows ps4/sony have been shilled like crazy since they shat at the xbone marketing team some years ago

>>361733492
Fairly certain it has (Just like humans) a great deal to do with how you are with it as you're raising it. my experiences have been the exact same as yours, nothing but really sweet, cuddly cats that are loyal and everything, raised from kittens, and I've never had a bad cat. I have met ONE bad cat, it belonged to a family member, and it was largely ignored when it was growing up, like they got it and played and cuddled with it a little, but most of the time just had it locked up in a single room alone. The cat was so fucking bipolar it was nuts, the poor guy.

>>361732760
>Cats are still predators and they will attack you
only extremely retarded cats attack humans and even then you can just laugh it off because it's a fucking cat not an animal that's an actual threat

>>361731821
this.. apart from 2 or 3 games.. thats a huge pile of wasted money.

>>361733328
Actually yeah, you can, maybe not as good as a dog but my guinea pig knows how to come when I call it and is always licking my hands or my cheeks when it is with me. I would say it is like a mix of a dog and a hamster with their behavior.

The only problem, if you can say that's a problem, is that they are very noisy, and if they want food or your attention they will make sure you know it.

>>361731001
Holy christ. Even the cat realizes the autist needs to be put down

Nothing and will never get anything.

Like every year, I don't even celebrate Christmas. Why bother?

>>361733448
shut up faggot

I wish ferrets didn't smell terrible. They seem like a cool small pet.

>>361732134
Cats aren't domesticated. http://www.smithsonianmag.com/smithsonian-institution/ask-smithsonian-are-cats-domesticated-180955111/

Cats and dogs are extremely different creatures. You have to behave differently with each of them. Cats don't like babies because babies are unpredictable, loud, and obnoxious. Dogs (properly treated) like everyone and everything.

>>361733598
>tfw you had a chameleon but it got bitten by a deadly spider and died
>tfw can't afford another lizard

feels fucking bad, man.

>>361732526
The difference is that you can't post an example of a black person doing something good.

>>361733486
>Being mad that a hunter follows it's instincts

Are ferrets good pets anons? Anyone have one? They look like they are comfy as fuck

>>361731402
thats why you trim your cats nails

>>361732906
Four I raised since they were kittens after some shitty stray decided to have them in my shed and abandon them. Two were strays I tamed. One is from a piece of shit family member that didn't want it anymore and was just going to take it to a shelter.

>>361733797
Well if you don't have anyone to celebrate it with then yes there's no reason to celebrate it.

>>361733508
>Guinea pig.
>blind and deaf

Are you sure you don't have a mole instead of a guinea pig? Guinea pigs have a much better hearing that humans, and they can see great, but their depth perception is bad because of how their eyes are located.

>>361731001

Damn. Straight for the throat. Cat is cold as ice.

>>361733907
Has anyone tested what happens if you keep it there forever

>>361731001
>dog
>pc
>cat
>nintendo
>human
>sony

>>361733747
No animal can ever "truly" bond with a human on the level other humans are capable of.

But some lizards like Iguana's and Tengu's are capable of the same type of "love" you would get from a dog

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>>361733598
Mammals are closer to us and relatable. Reptiles are assholes. They have no feelings, they lay eggs, sex is only a means to an end. Pathetic creatures really.

>>361731402
>haircut
looks like the cat did us all a favor desu

>>361733867
They smell. Like real fucking bad, even when operated. Besides that they seem nice.

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>>361731549
>at least two FIFAs
>at least two Maddens
>countless PS3 titles
>Monopoly Family Fun Pack
>Angry Birds
>Minecraft
>Terraria
bruh

>>361733027
do rabbits actually get jealous or care about that though

>>361733797
Stop being a grinch, just decorate your house and gift yourself something nice.

>>361733696
>This is a smart cat who loves to play and will thrive with a family who is willing to teach him tricks, play games with him and provide him with plenty of interactive toys.
>The lively and affectionate Bombay loves people and is adaptable to many different environments and lifestyles.
That's normal, senpai.
>>361733773
They will if you do retarded shit.
>because it's a fucking cat not an animal that's an actual threat
You'd be surprised.

>>361733492

Personally I've found that it's how you treat them. If you treat them as one of the family, feed it in the same room you eat, give it a bed where you spend a lot of time etc they're real good but if you just feed it and barely give it any affection it'll just turn out aggro

>>361733907
>tried this on my two cats
>didn't work either time

I think it's just a Hollywood stunt cat that has been trained to act that way.

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>>361732785
Rats. They are like tiny little dogs.

>>361733907
Can someone explain to me why putting that thing on the cat's neck basically stops it from doing anything?

>>361733571
The pet will always be as dumb as the owner.

>>361734028
Most animals have most human expression. Even jealousy and cuckoldry.

>>361733410
We always have. Why do you think that black cats are a sign of ill omen?

>>361734009
god damn that is one cynical scientist

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gamers + cats = magic

>>361733615
I grew up with several cats. Had friends over all the time, running around acting like stupid kids tend to act, laughing, doing everything you seem to believe triggers murder instincts in all cats. Never once had a single incident with any of them getting violent.

Stop sexually abusing the cats you find yourself around and maybe you won't be dealing with death tornadoes.

>>361731001
is that guy autistic? why is he jumping around like a 4 year old

Even when my cat is doing his most aggressive play attacks me he never breaks my skin/uses his claws. I think that cat just really doesn't like his owner.

>>361733747
Not sure about compassion, but certain kinds can develop a fixation on individual people.

>>361733907
why tho? is that how cats are trained?

>>361733676
>>361733717

Seconded.

>>361733995
How bad of an idea is it to catch a "wild" iguana? I know they're invasive to Florida and is probably a released pet or offspring from a released pet. There's a medium size green iguana I've seen around a few times. It's way too fast to catch by hand.

>>361734094
Cats have severe mommy issues.

>>361734078
Might only work on females. The male cat bites to tell them to calm the fuck down he's going in.

>>361734094
supposedly mimics the mama cat's grab from when they were kittens and instinct tells them to go limp so she can carry them

>>361734127
as much as i hate roasties cats are fucking retarded assholes
ill fucking kill the thing if it ever attacks me

>>361734162

it's just an instinct kittens have, they "deactivate" if they are held by the scruff of the neck since that is where their mother bites in order to carry them

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>>361731549
That is one impressive pile of Bloodborne you have there.

>>361734162
Cats don't need training.
They have instinctually ingrained traits, such as the neck scruff paralysis and burying turds in the sand.

>>361734234
Kill yourself.

>>361734094
I believe that because the mother normally cares the kitten like that, they've evolved to basically stop moving and make it easier for her to carry. Though I'm not 100% sure and never actually looked this up.

>>361734162
Mother cats carry their kittens around by the scruff of the neck. It's instinct for them to basically just go limp when there is pressure applied to that spot in a fashion similar to that of the mother's jaws.

>>361731402
That's why you should stop hugging your animal like it's a fucking teddy bear. You deserve everything you got for being a fucking retard.

>>361734094
That's how mothers carry their kitten, by grabbing them by the nape, so the cat instinct is to just stop and get carried.

>>361731129
Dumb cat poster

>>361731624
OWO
harusuke is great desu

>>361733928
retard

>>361734127
>avoids eye contact
>super annoyed
>hey you know what would be a great idea? Let's touch him!
Amazing

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>>361734094
It's how felines carry around their kittens, even lions do it. Makes them go limp so they're easy to move around.

>>361733957
I would have a literal ton of cats if I could. I have two, best part of my days is coming home to them. They manage to both sit on my lap, even though they are in constant precarious balance and fall down sometimes.

>>361733832
we have been domesticating cats for like 5 thousand years, they may not be as domesticated as dogs but you can't just change the definition of the word

also dogs don't like everything, they still have prey drive and fears

>>361732087
Dogcucks eternally BTFO

>>361733598
wtf he should be dead already doesn't he know thats a komodo dragon

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>>361734081
Are rats good pets? I wouldn't mind having one but every time I think about rats it reminds me of that webm of a rat brain in a robot moving around expressing fear and pain but the doctors don't kill it for science.

>>361733492
Cats have different personalities but they mainly depend on two things
Their contact with other cats and how they've been treated by humans. Most cat owners feed them garbage tier food and make them fat while never playing with them. My cat is a bit of a dick but since I raised her well she never scratches furniture/drapes and cuddles if she's in the mood

>>361734275
Dude, that's the same guy from OP, that's what the cat did to him.

>>361734254
>all that copies of bloodborne
I don't get it, why sonyggers want so many copies of the same game?

>>361734127
Is her fucking eyes start flowing out when she pull the lid down?

>>361734234
>ill fucking kill the thing if it ever attacks me
You wont, you agro a cat it will hunt you and it will fucking tear you apart.
You wont be even able to approach it since it will jump several meters at you and go for your face.

>>361734397
Rats are supposed to be pretty intelligent and pretty good pets, but they die in a few years.

>>361733928
>>361734275
It's not his Cat retards

>>361734017
Still better than 90% of steam accounts.

>>361734217
If you want it to be loyal to you you have to raise it from a egg basically and get it acquainted with your scent and prescence.

>>361734234
she literally grabbed her cat to try to to show it off to Twitch chat and got fucked up for it

people need to stop personifying these animals,,treating them like stupid teddy bears and remember that they're still fucking animals with claws,teeth and a instinct

>>361734397
please post that webm.

Also yeah they're pretty chill.

>>361734234
>roasties
Go back to your containment site you genetic failure.

>>361734009

whoever made this assumed humans will outlast radiation resistant insects and microbes

>>361733741
>I wonder what colossal level of social retardation one has to have to do something like this.

i'm a wizard, my man. A neet like me is not worthy of anything. i helped them struggling no longer with my convincing arguments.
they listened to me and took my warning seriously enough. that's like the greatest gift i would expect.

>>361734494
>die in a few years
Nah, I'll pass.

>>361732134
Those cats move like dark souls enemies, what the fuck?

in this thread

people comparing dogs to cats.

they are two worlds appart. and you need to diferenciate that.

you dont actually raise or educate a cat. you just get him used to have you around.
learn to respect his space, dont be mean to him and he will do the same.

they need their space.. so learn to leave him alone when he wants to be left alone contemplating the universe or whatever he likes to do when he decided thats hes going to be looking at the void for 30mins... its his thing.. leave him alone.

they are also much more basic than dogs, they react more to natural instincts than to actual orders. learn to manipulate them in that way, by knowing him better.

when he wants to cuddle or get petted he will get to you, dont harass him all the time trying to pet him when you want it.

cats are pretty cool, you just gotta learn to know them.

>>361734397
pretty solid pets, a little messy and loud and only live like 4 years but for how simple they are to take care of compared to a cat/dog they are worth it

I'd still take something like a bearded dragon/blue tongue skink/leopard gecko over a rat if I wanted a personable low maintenance pet.

>>361734397
No
Had two for about a year
All they did was sleep and shit all day

>>361734397
Rats can be super smart and loving, but the biggest downside is that they only live for a few years. They are also very social and have attachment issues, so get two rats if you do get them. Otherwise, they are low maintenance and easy to take care of. The only real annoyance is that it's pretty hard to toilet train them and often pee on you a little bit if they're too excited.

>>361734414
oh

still it's not the cat's fault that a retard went full retard and the cat responded in a rational way.

>>361734413
It's kinda strange that you mention food, my cat grew up alongside a dog and refuses to eat cat food for some reason. He's been eating dog food since he was a kitten, I kinda wonder how much influence being a around a dog has on a kitten. Cats really aren't an animal that would follow a different species by example, would it?

>>361732237
I genuinely enjoy the company of both cats and dogs

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>>361734049
>Stop being a grinch

Looks like someone's gonna get

JURY DUTY

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>>361734397
Skip the rat, get a couple chinchillas. The most baller of the small animal world. Pic related, it's one of mine, she's 12 years old and still a bundle of fun. Sadly her non-biological sister died last year.

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>>361733492
>temperament

Somewhat, but environment has an effect on their personality just like it does with people. They have personalities but you can temper them if they're raised properly. Just don't be an asshole to them when they're young and they'll generally be decent to you.

We have two cats we raised since they were less than a month old, treated them more or less identically, always cuddled lots and played and fed and so on. One of them now fucking loves cuddles and if you pick her up and put her on your lap she'll just sit there forever and purr, but the other one doesn't like being held for long and gets squirmy if you hold her for more than five seconds. Squirmy one is also way less affectionate & noisy when she's in heat than the cuddly one.

She's still a nice cat, never acts aggressively or anything, but she's definitely more subdued than her sister. It's actually been pretty neat to see their personalities develop as they grow.

My old neighbors had a family of cats, mom + pop with 3 kittens, and one kitten that grew up to be an absolutely giant cat (bigger even than his fatass father) but was the most skittish cat I've ever met. Everything scared him, even his owners just opening the front door of their house.

>>361734078
It's an instinctual thing, but it differs in intensity from cat to cat, and training plays a role as well.

http://pets.thenest.com/kittens-act-paralyzed-picked-up-scruff-8028.html

>>361731393
you ever seen a Chihuahua? They look like that when excited.

>>361731402
>had cat
>never did anything even remotely to that

You're a shitty owner. Cats are based.

>>361734115
buts practically already in effect

>people kill rats,roaches and other "vermin" or "pest"
>meanwhile breed genetical abominations like dogs

We wont histate to stomp on a rat or kill a opossum but killing a hamster is practically a crime (animal cruelty laws are such a joke)

>>361732056
They give us shutins the human affection and contact we need, without as much bullshit attached

>>361734397
Never had a rat but I hear they are pretty nice pets and smart animals in general.

>>361733492
my gf's cat is a fat piece of shit that bites everyone.
I keep telling her to portion it's meals but it won't stop screeching and fucking meowing until it gets more.
They got a kitten months back and now it's getting bigger (not fatter because it's active).
Every time fat cunt cat plays up the new one bully's it until she hides, pretty gewd

>>361734626
>12 years

Holy shit that's a long time for a little thing like that.

>>361734525
It's much less painful to see him die compared to a dog that's been in your family for fifteen years or more.

But yeah I understand.

>>361734626
Besides the fact that they shit EVERYWHERE i agree they are great. I have one as well.

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>>361731335
Except those weren't his pets. Also that cat fucked him up good, he had to get stitches.

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>>361734262
>>361734454
>>361734480
>>361734508
when I still lived with my folks, my little sister found a stray cat and took it home. It would attack her when I wasnt around.
One day I walked in on it gnawing and swiping at her face and she was just taking it like a little cuck so I grabbed the cat and literally beat the living hell out of it. Literally picked up the cat and threw punches at it. It struggled at first but eventually it stopped moving and just let me hit it because it knew it couldnt do anything. My little sister cried and when she told our mom what I did she praised me because she hated the thing too.

>>361734714
They can live up to 20 years, though that is pretty rare. 10 - 15 is average.

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some ps3 games from psn sale
hacked my wii u
new clothes
beer
money from grandma


I want to buy a Yui figure tbqh

>>361734597
They are.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aP3gzee1cps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQITX5wH7NI
They learn by example.

>>361732237
They've begun to act like the dogs they own and bark like crazy when they see something they don't like. Faggots who contribute to consolewar threads are dogfags. Barneyfag was probably a dogfag. North Koreans are dogfags. Hitler was a dogfag.

>>361734597
I don't think they know what a species is when they're young. They definitely learn by following example though, usually it's the mother cat that shows her kittens how to use the litter box for example. I can totally see a kitten "raised" by a dog behaving like a dog to some degree.

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Fuck dogs, man. I was biking to work once and some nigger left their Rottie out unleashed, and it just fucking sprinted at me and got my leg. Had to literally screech and stab it with random debris to get it off.

>>361734520
They should give you and themselves the greatest gift of all and burn the house down with you in it and collect insurance.

>>361734760
>punching animals
Kill yourself.

>>361734742
kinda funny

>>361734734
Yeah they're crap factories, but it's easy enough to clean up.

>>361734574
Yeah, I had some rats but they really don't live for too long, which kinda sucks since they're pretty cute and smart and you get attached to them.

>>361734127
>cat wagging his tail like crazy, clearly indicating he's irritated to anybody who's competent enough to own a cat
>and while the cat's doing that, she approaches her face

yeah no, either she's fucking dumb or she doesn't know about cats. i don't care if her cat was like a sweet cuddly puppy before that, if you see your cat doing that shit, you DO NOT touch it under any circumstances until it's calmed down or it's going to slash your shit 100%.

i don't know how people could blame the cat, he didn't start shit, she did. i'm not completely devoid of empathy for her because 1) that hurts 2) she got lucky she didn't get blinded, but if your pet has teeth, claws, or anythign that it could use to hurt you, then it's fucking obvious that you should learn about what it does when it's being angry so that you can avoid getting your eye gouged.