You're in a bar and this guy slaps your GF's ass What

Hide behind a pillar and shoot his ass

CRAFTY GOD DAMN MURDER MUTANTS

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>only got fists

leg it before he explodes half the bar then revives everyone against me

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>>354812318
Shrink him.

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Fantasy Heaven.

Put out his fire with piss

hide behind a 2 unit wide wall !!!
holy mackerel

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Leave him to me

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>>354814691
I want to watch warmly while Reimu exterminates subhuman youkai!

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>>354812318

>>354813921
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BerC79uxPnM

>>354817349
Welp

>>354817349
not pictured: marines and imp finishing the job

>>354814691
Delete this defamatory picture. Reimu would never act that rude

>>354817036
Too bad that isn't doomguy

>>354818010
Same guy from 1, 2, and 64.

>>354818124
Nope

>>354818208
Yes.

>>354818208
prove him wrong.

>>354812318
F1,1,2 - F1,1,2 - D,B,1 - D,B,1 - D,F,1

>>354818208
Yes, it literally is

>>354818308
>>354818328
>>354818523

You can pretend your copycat game is the same as Doom if you want but that ain't doom and that ain't doomguy.

>>354819054
lmao ur pathetic

>>354819054
If you're going to latch onto a meme, don't make it a dumb fringe meme that most people will hate you for.

>>354819240
Are you 14? That would explain liking nu-Doom

Run as my GF disintegrates behind.

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>>354819489
nu doom was literally LITERALLY going to be call of dutified what we got is a godsend compared to that

>>354819384
What meme? This new doom has just as much to do with Doom as Dungeon Keeper Mobile has to the originals.

>>354819589
It is still just an attempt to cash in on the name of a beloved series. No different than Nuts & Bolts.

>>354812318
hand him some condoms, tell him to start without me and i'll be joining in 10 minutes.

>>354819783
Nah man, game was actually fun. Keep seething.

>>354820324
Cuck

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>>354819783

Nostalgia has you by the balls son. Might want to get the checked out because a hallway shooter that the original dooms were wouldn't work in modern time. The reason? The original concept was shitty. Go sob and drink your ecto cooler somewhere else.

>>354821820
Yeah, and that's why the original game still has an active fanbase and a modding/mapping scene 20 years after release, right? Because the original concept is so bad.

>>354822327

>the original game is so good that the people still into it are only playing modifications and overhauls of it and not the actual original game in the first place

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>>354819489
>Stop liking what I don't!
You can enjoy both the original and the 2016 Doom, relax.

>>354822327
You're like one of those grumpy old people who's sure everything new is thrash.
I don't know how the new Doom compares to the original one and i couldn't care less, the game is good enough.

Anyone got a link to that Doom mod that tries to be NuDoom?

>>354823349
The weapon wad, or the map set?

>>354823839
Weapon wad, I think. There was a whole Youtube video as a trailer for it.

>>354823349
>>354823839
>>354824062
>354824062
Doom(4) for Doom (D4D)
http://forum.zdoom.org/viewtopic.php?t=52164

Check out MetaDoom as well, it tries to throw all of the games into one.
http://forum.zdoom.org/viewtopic.php?t=53010

D44M is an ok game, but its gameplay doesn't hold a candle to Doom 1-2.

>>354822719

This. It's a great game.

The only problem is how limited Snapmap is. The game desperately needed real modding tools to keep it alive. They did a good job but their insistence on 'muh DRM fucked the game in the long run.

Doom 2016 will remain as a decent game but 10 years from now DOOM and DOOM II and all it's .wads will remain while Doom 2016 will be relegated to the footnotes of history.

>>354824396
People who say this are millenials who have only played Doom 1 and 2 through a source port.

If you played in 640 X 400 without a mouse you wouldn't say such dumb things

>>354824720
I used to play Doom on my 33mhz pc when I was in 4th grade.

>>354824720
I'm not a millenial, but yes, you're correct in assuming I played them only though a sourceport.

I do agree that the controls in the originals were terrible, but the actual gunplay is better than D44M.

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>>354824342
From what I've seen of the trailer, MetaDoom looks like it might be one of the best gameplay wads I've seen in a while.

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>>354819054
>using head cannon as a argument

>>354824720
>Not playing the shareware KDITD on school computers with the keyboard.
Have you even lived?

>>354824947
It is a really good mod, I especially like the way that it adds new guns and enemies depending on how many levels you've been through.

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>>354824720
>without a mouse
Doom was designed with mouse controls in mind and supported mouse since the betas.

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>Doom 4 made all wads canon

>>354825392
All wads staring Doomguy, at least. Grezzo 2 will never be canon.

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H-Hey /v/, you remember me, r-right?

>>354825449
Yes.

Fantastic game, particularly at the time it was released.

I really miss the super-sharp lighting and textures that era had.

>>354825449
eh

>it's a every secret door lead to a hundred demons ambushing you map

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>>354825438
>look it up
>2 GB download

What the fuck

>>354825449
Yes.
People might hate you but there will always be a space in my heart reserved just for you.

>>354825307
Yeah, and not everyone fucking had a mouse back then you dip.

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>>354825775
Grezzo 2 is an experience unlike any other, my friend. It's worth the download.

>>354825805
Yeah, and that doesn't make playing the game with a mouse any less legit.

>>354825805
Just saying, you could be a ~troo oldfag~ who played Doom back in the day with a mouse.

Of cours,e I wasn't a ~troo oldfag~, I played it on Win95.

>>354825805
Yeah, we did. The mouse controls were not very good and kind of pointless though.

>>354825885
Oh lol, didn't know that was italian-made.

When nuDoom came out everybody was surprised at how good it turned out to be. It was universally acknowledged as being pretty damn good. On /v/. Now though, after enough time has passed and the game is popular, /v/ hates on it. Yawn.

>>354826070
It transcends nations, anon.

>>354812318
Punch him, hide behind my beer. Rinse and repeat.

>>354826085
Yeah let's ignore the fact there's plenty of people defending the game and only one guy saying it's shit.

>>354826263
There are at least 2 of us.

>>354826190
I'm finding it particularly funny because I'm italian myself.

Downloading it now.

>>354826330
It has a GOAT licensed ost, with a killer remix of Hasselhoff's Hooked on a Feeling.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIFeBTVh06o&t=0s

>>354826543
This is great.

I pity non-italians that cannot appreciate the "cultural" references and the swearwords.

>>354825449
>tfw only chaos theory and doom 3 used lighting technology advancements to their full potential

>>354827521
F.E.A.R. did it pretty well.

>>354813921
haha! I recognize that reference! only us doombros could get it.

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>>354812318
You're in a bar and this guy slaps your GF's ass from across the room.
What do you do?
Bear in mind, he can handstand when he needs to and stretch his arms out just for you.

>>354825885
Do I need anything besides the 2,9 GB .iso to get this running?

>>354828640
Pull out my Coconut Gun

>>354828808
yeaahh

>>354828787
No, it should have a Doom 2 IWAD in the file, and run on the sourceport provided automatically.

>>354817942
yeah she'd only let herself get spanked by a cute youthful girl, like Yukari.

>>354814551
It's doom, not shadow warrior fucktard

>>354828932
Thanks bud.

>>354821820
>Might want to get the checked out because a hallway shooter that the original dooms were wouldn't work in modern time. The reason? The original concept was shitty.
But people are still playing it 20 years later, online at that, it has probably the most mods of any game ever.
>>354822530
>n-n-nuh uh! that doesn't count because I say so! even though those mods are mostly fanmade replications of the original maps and those that stray too much are shunned into oblivion like Aeons of Death

>>354824662
>The only problem is how limited Snapmap is
And the multiplayer being abysmal, that's a huge deal. Kills people's reason to play the game after beating it.

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>>354829116
Happy to help.

>>354824720
Every new megawad gets speedruns by people playing on vanilla Doom, because Doom's gameplay is that good and the speed is refreshing.

>>354825449
>everyone only talked about the graphics
>it came out and everyone noticed it played nothing like Doom since it was a slow ass, linear, tight-corridor shooter
the RoE expansion was only like 1/3rd as long and it was still better.

>>354825449
Yes. I play it through once in a few years. Enjoyable game.

>>354826085
>t was universally acknowledged as being pretty damn good
Do you tell this to yourself so that you can validate your opinions? People were shitting on it from day 1 due to being slower than the original, the multiplayer being some of the worst conceived and the ost being particularly ear-grating to some people.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EG_A-tF6yKo

That said it's not as bad as it could've been, but still nothing spcial.

>>354825581
>lighting
Don't you mean "darking"?