>Push-to-talk >*Coughs*

>*bong rip*

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>*burps*

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*Sighs*

>Someone on your team dies
>Push-to-talk
>*Sigh*

>>352635615
>>352635610
Sigh off

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>tell a joke
>no replies
>girl tells a joke
>push-to-talk
>laughs

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>push to talk
>loud munching noises

>>352635303
>tfw clear my throat all the times even when i dont need to
>new people think i always wanna be starting something

>>352635546
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xMSjQIp_KU

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>Push-to-talk
>*sneeze*

>queue up for public mission
>game loading
>dickhead69 joins
>muffled yet still loud music in background or narrating everything he does or calling the shots to me despite not having a mic plugged in
Fucking Warframe

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>push to talk
>friends mic bugs out and doesnt unqueue
>hear him tell his friend how weird and how much of a loser I am
>still havent told him after 4 years because I dont have many friends

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>>352635303
>Push to talk
>Voice muffled by shitty mic fuzz noises
>*mppff ssshhhfff* shoot *mff* b- *ssshhh*

>>352636453
See, that's why he thinks you're a loser, you're a gutless coward who can't confront someone solely because they fake friendship with you.

>>352636453
Friends are overrated. Lose them or find better ones your choice.

>>352636453
Why would you even stay """"friends"""" with this person? Fuck him.

>>352636453
Lol what a gay

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>"Haha is that your actual voice?"

>>352636842
Lel

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>*Push to Talk*
>ANOOOOOOOON? come help me with the TV
>Anon why did you say that to your sister?
>Anon I folded your Laundry
>Anon why are you drinking in here?
>Anon I thought we talked about this.
>Anon you have a problem!
>Fine I won't bring it up, It's your life Anon. but I won't support it while you destroy your body, Get out.

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>>352635303
>Mic always on by default
>People leaving games halfway through
>Realise now it was because I was ripping into how shit they were and they could hear me.

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>>352635303
>be severe sperg
>mutter, stutter, basically the radio guy from fallout 4
>in skype call with someone explaining a program to me
>they finish and start playing a game
>too autistic to cut it off so i sit there for three hours awkwardly laughing and stuttering while the guy browses the internet and plays video games
>he eventually opens up skype and sees i'm still in the call
>he forgot he had me muted

he railroaded me into watching him play games twice after that for several hour long sessions before i uninstalled skype completely

why am i such a beta with talking to people please kill me

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>*Push to Talk*
>RURURU RURURURURU

>push to talk
>he's talking to his mom but is so used to using ptt when speaking

>>352635303
>Push-to-talk
>I'm going downstairs to watch family guy

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>>352635303
>open mic
>that one guy who has abusive parents and yell at him
>mfw I hear him quietly choking back tears

Guys, why does this trigger me so bad? Why do I feel tilted about this shit?

>mic always on by default
>going to the toilet with wireless headset

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>>352636001

>>352637368
Are there videos of this? it sounds like would be hilarious to watch.

>makes awkward jokes in le funny voice
>bitches and complains whenever he loses

turned that shit off

fuck you faggot nerds I don't want to hear you. Why buy a microphone for online matchmaking. Save it for arma or something you gays.

>FUCK YOU
>oh my god HOW DID THAT HIT ME
>YOURE A FUCKING CHEATER YOU SUCK
>team chat only

>>352637453
i don't know, it happened in our TS server a few times.

>>352637537
>oh my god HOW DID THAT HIT ME
every fucking time
This is the one that triggers me most

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>>352635303
>Push-to-talk
>*bong noises*
>not even in a UK server

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>>352635610
anyone who does this is despicable. literally the worst.

>>352636842
>That one guy that has bad lisp and everyone starts to laugh every time he tries to say something

>>352637701
u wot m8
I'll hook you roight in the gabber
Swear on me mam's life

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>*push to talk*
>Be right back gotta smoke

>>352637453
I know there is a video of Cyanide taking a piss during stream with some k people watching.

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>>352637356
>open mic
>guys parents are fighting
>he thinks he turns his mic turns off
>here loud hitting noises and screaming
>he disconnects from xbox live
>comes to school next day with a black eye and a broken arm
This is why we cant have nice things in high school john its all your fucking dads fault

>>352637972
>all those typos
>xbox live
I don't even want to make this joke.

>tfw xbox 36 headsets

>teammates are like 10

>one guy's just got mexican music playing constantly, it's just buzzing in and out

>the only sounds coming from a teammate are the game's sound effects, delayed a second, for the whole round

those were the days?

>>352635303

>>Push-to-talk
>>*Laughs*

Don't lie, a lot of you do this

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>>352637642
I hear this while playing R6 Siege all the time.

To be fair though, in a game where you can be one hit killed by a headshot from across the map through a tiny peeking hole, or even worse, headshot by a random stray bullet from a different room that penetrated the wooden wall near you.
It isn't surprising some people flip their absolute shit.

Not to mention the hitboxes and lag compensation is the worst fucking thing I have ever seen in a shooter.
Fuck why do I even play this game?

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>>352638121
the dark ages

>>352636453
loser

>>352636453
I don't think I believe you, but if you're story is true, I'll be your friend. ^_^

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>>352636453
i would feel bad for you if you weren't a fucking idiot and drop that fucker immediately

>>352638252
naw you posted the dark ages.

>>352636453
Wow, you loser. I don't even know how you can silently stay in his company after something like that. You must have no spine. Quite frankly I feel sorry for you, not because of what he said, but because of what you do to yourself.

>>352635303
ahahaha

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>>352636453
Typical weeb

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>>352638738
>black joke
at least you didn't do the cringy we wuz kang shit

>guy has mic
>only hear coughs and him snorting back boogers
>never says a word

whats the point in having a mic if youre not going to say anything?

>teenager yelling various obscenities every time he dies
>faint mexican music + crying baby combo in the background
>middle aged southern guy being way too tactical and serious
Shooters, circa 2016

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>>352637356

Cause no kid deserves to be born with shit parents but it happens and he has to deal with it as a result.

>*crackle* VETO, VETO IT

>>352635303
>Push-to-talk
>*laughs*

>>352639123
WE

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>*push to talk*
>hoover sounds

>Push to talk
>Let out a loud yawn for no reason

>>352635303
>MJ12 Trooper: *Coughs*

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>>352635303
>You can hear the guy's parents in the background

>>352638123
I remember doing it years ago for some reason. Some guy was playing capitalistradio over the mic and the whole server was laughing while pushing to talk. It was weird.

>>352639597
It's to make other people yawn

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>>352639664
>guy is trying to act like a badass and edgy
>hear his mother stumbling down the basement stairs to ask him what he wants for dinner in a childish voice

>>352636453
same shit happened too me bro only it wasn't my buddy it was his gf. I hoped on and started screaming at her though.

>can you stop using voice changer? it's really annoying and faggy
>i don't have it already
>so thats why

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>>352635303
>push to talk
>*farts*
>realize he put his headset on his ass and let it rip

>>352635303
why is it that every Mexican kid that gets on the mic has a loud family in the background? Never understood that.

>>352636453

>Bugs out

Nah man, he wanted you to hear that shit. It's no accident.

>>352635303
>want to leave the group and go to bed
>don't know how to say goodnight
>stay up another hour until everyone stops talking and slip out when it's quiet

>*crying*

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>only join voice chat when absolutely wasted

>>352639894
probably because they only have one tv and he's in the living room.

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>push to talk
>kid has music playing in the background
>it ain't me starts playing

>>352635303
>push-to-talk
>suddenly the buzz of a thousand bees

Buy a better mic or don't have your fan so close to you goddamn

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>>352639949
>do this all the time
>use it as an excuse to just shit talk at them
>mfw they rage every time.

>>352635303
>Push-to-talk
>"Found you."

>push to talk
>"DELETE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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>little child constantly bitching about team
>linkin park in the background
MW2 was a magical place

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>>352639949
This is me.
I can't comfortably talk to people I don't know unless I am buzzed, though I try not to get too drunk so I don't embarrass my shit.

>Push-to-talk
>*mumbling*

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>>352640097

>>352639894
most mexicans are catholic and tend to have large families.
also >>352639952

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>*push to talk*
>*keyboard and mouse smashing*

>>352637765
It makes sense to type. Maybe remove the asterisks.

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>>352639949
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20ktWhR_GAY

>>352640148
This.
The strangest part is that I have no such issue in real life.

>>352635303
> push to talk
> get teased for your accent.

There is nothing wrong with pressing to talk and then laughing to someones joke or something funny .

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>>352640319
>jokes about how you say shit
>jokes about shit that isn't even from your country

>>352640314
You just feel more comfortable interacting face to face?

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>>352640314
Same, I can easily talk to a stranger face to face. Is this some kind of phobia of online conversations or some shit?

What's the point of push to talk?

I have my gain and volume perfect on my mic where I can eat without making noise. Unless I'm talking it's quiet.

Whats the benefit over open?

>>352640319
>>352640413
>>352640319
>>352640413
I'm from Brooklyn every time I join ts I'm greeted with a " I'm walked over here.

>>352636283
>go without playing for months
>come back after void dies
>decide to farm tigris prime
>Join a pub game
>THIS IS A PRIVATE GAME FOR MY CLAN
>Legit a fucking 9 year old
>clanmate cuts in
>easily 35 year old spanish man
>starts putting on flasetto voice telling this kid that it will all be okay
>I carry through mission, get part
>get DMed from spanish man
>says I fucked his chances of getting nudes
>haven't played since
Jesus christ

>>352640786
so that other people don't hear you being autistic

>>352640786
So your mummy doesn't bust in, tell you off for being naughty and everyone in the game hearing.

>>352640314
>can barely control my voice when I'm talking quietly
I sound like I'm in puberty when I have to talk to someone right next to me, which of course sucks for talking online when the microphone is right there on the desk. I sound alright when I'm just talking in a room though

>>352640810
every time i speak someone says "scotch egg" i mean it's not even a fuckin scottish thing.

>>352640596
Lack of body langue/ eye contact I'd say.

>>352635303
>push to talk
>sudden masturbation noises and loud moaning

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>>352640853
dude what

>>352637105
sometimes I worry about my social anxiety but then I read posts like this and realize it could be a lot worse

thanks anon

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>>352640965
that can't be real

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>Push to talk
>Non-american accent

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>>352640965
>on skype with friend
>stop talking for a bit because we're doing other shit
>suddenly hear wet noises
>suddenly hear wet noises and heavy breathing
>mfw my friend thought he muted his mic and started masturbating on skype

it was horrible and awkward after he finished and "came back from making something to eat."

>>352641031
The fact that you don't think that doesn't happen is hilarious.

>>352640873
>>352640880

So it's for faggots that live with their parents and have no talking discipline. Got it.

>>352640913
Really they just don't yell Scotland forever at you!

>>352640853
Warframe is a magical place

>voice activated
>has a big bag of chips right next to his desk mic
>forcefully digs around the bag for a solid ten seconds before shoving a handful of chips in his mouth and chews for two minutes
>does it three more times
>say "that's a pretty big bag of chips you got there"
>"Yup"
>continues to do it

Haven't been in voice with the guy since

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>>352641057
>push to talk
>american accent

>>352641031
Would you say that if I told you that there are people who do the same thing just with a push-to-open-trenchcoat and a public park instead of a game?

>>352641097
you should have said something relating to sausage

>>352641197
What are you English or something?

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>>352641127
like as a quick joke sure but no one could SERIOUSLY jerk it will online

>>352641150
>passive aggressive comment instead of telling him to fuck off

Hello liberal

>>352637453
I met a Chinese guy on Wow that I still talk to to this day. He has a wireless mic and always goes to the bathroom with it on.

>>352641197
>american
>accent

Keep telling yourself that, bonger

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>>352637158
>*push to talk*
>RURURURURURURUR
Season 2 when?

>>352641150
maybe you should have told him directly to cut it out instead?
>*scissor noise and rustling bag being cut*

>>352641351
it's almost always an accident. they either believe that they've muted their microphone or their microphone picks it up.

>>352639123
Anyone who still cares about OF beyond Frank Ocean is literally stuck in the dark ages though my friend

>>352639123
google please

>>352635303
>*slow chewing noises*

>Ptt
>Everyone says it sounds like I'm eating and to shut off my mic
>Not eating, not talking, barely breathing

Whats going on???

>>352641097
>Discord room with friends
>one friend suggests we make a jerk off code word
>everyone says that is a fucking retarded idea
>we do it anyways
>Its fucking tip my fedora
>only that one friend ever uses it
>one time he says he's going to tip his fedora
>he didn't leave, just muted himself
>he accidentally hits his mute key again at one point
>everyone hears him slapping his meat
>we all hold back tears of laughter
>suddenly girl cuts in "UGH YOUR DICK IS SO BIG IN MY ASS"
>other girl cuts in "YOURS IS BIGGER"
>we all stop
>one friend yells "ANON WHAT THE FUCK"
>he gets off and doesn't come back for a month
>he even stopped showing up to class for a while
>he ends up coming out over discord a while later
>we haven't talked to him sense

>>352641394
Does he squat shit?

>>352641358
>thinking subtlety and non-aggression are passive aggression
>using liberal as a derogatory term

Hello, dumb person.

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>>352635303
>press F to pay respects
>doesn't press F

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>>352635303
>push-to-talk
>BRRAAAAAAAAPPP

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>Press mic to say something
>Voice cracks

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>>352641652
we're doing shitty memes now?

>>352635615
I've had that happen. I snicker knowing I lost them the game

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>>352641578
>yours is bigger

Voice detection is much better, if your mummy doesn't shout DINNER every night of course.

I find it awkward to laugh on push to talk, pressing to laugh just makes it seem fake.

>>352635303
*echo*

>push to talk.
>OLI OLI OLIOOOOO

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>>352635303
>team based game
>nobody tells you anything
>die
>"You're bad I hope you know that"

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>add people from /v/ to play vidya with
>mostly anime avatars but the people are very cool, not being spergy or too clingy, especially NA weebs are cool

>get friend invite from anime-hating clap
>looks like Chrischan and probably as smart and autistic as him
>never stops pestering me
>never plays games because mentally retarded
Reminder that an anime avatar of good taste is 101 for good online interaction.

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>>352641791
>Voice detection is much better, if your mummy doesn't shout DINNER every night of course.
the memories
of yesterday

>>352641578
>sense
Who would want retarded and terrible friends anyway?

>>352641578
>friend calls everyone in the group gay
>likes to say he hates gays at the weirdest of times
>on discord one time
>he says "be right back"
>five minutes later we all hear guys moaning and slapping noises
>realize it's him
>he realizes it was playing over disc
>leaves and we never hear from him again

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>press mic to talk
>don't talk

>>352641869
>completely silent
>friend does something
>WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU HELP ME
>want to tell him to actually fucking say when he wants me to help but remember it's like talking to a dementia sufferer.

>called out an enemy getting the sneak on us
>teammate calls me the half life 1 announcer
is that an insult?

>21
>sound like a 15-year-old with autism and no charisma
I wish people would stop telling me to get on.

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>>352642152
You sound like VOX? Post vocaroo.

>>352641578
and then everyone clapped, right?
nice story you fucking google

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>>352636453
>tfw I love to bully spineless weebs like you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBfWKmRFTjM

Do you have steam?

>>352642067

MOMS GONNA SHIT

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>>352641875
>add person from /v/ with an anime avatar
>likes to think of himself as better than everyone
>mfw he's a 30 year pizza delivery boy who lives with his mother

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>MJ12 Trooper: *coughs*

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>no push-to-talk
>mic picks up my friends farts

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>>352639859
>mfw every time I do this

>>352636001
>3 people constantly arguing while there's one burping non-stop
That made me laugh harder than it should.

>>352642390

>lives with mother

sounds like a smart guy, its very economically sound.

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>>352642418
MJ12 Trooper: Two words: New York City.

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>mfw i do this literally all the time and am always paranoid if i have my mic muted or not.

>>352636453
>>hear him tell his friend how weird and how much of a loser I am
>weebshit pic

it checks out

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>>352642418
that guy looks like the guy from Memento

>>352640097
me

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>>352641875
As a non-weeb with avatar picture I can confirm this is 100% bullshit

most weeebs are cancer, the reason they may not annoy you at first is because they are too beta

just recently I did a clean up in my steam and deleted most weebs

Weebs are the fucking cancer, can't even say who is worst, weebs or feminists

>>352642501
of course it is when the only job you can get is something that people take when going through college.

>>352642554
forgot to reply to
>>352641097

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>>352642434
nice

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>>352640309
>GAY

>>352635303
>tfw I'll never experience this again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=optrHmPnXUY

God, valve is so retarded

>tfw I'm just a 25 year old factory worker who comes home every day after a 14 hour shift dead tired and covered in machine oil.

I never seem to have time for myself or others, just work and sleep. Are friends cool?

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>>352642325
Yes, but I'm not looking to befriend anymore bullies.

>>352642591

>college

thats stupid as fuck anon. good way to live in debt the rest of your life.

>>352639859
>friend does this
>shits himself

the funniest moment from my counter-strike days.

>>352642390
>>352642501

>"I don't live with my mother, she lives with me"

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>>352641875
>this has been my steam avatar for the longest time

I'm actually okay with it.

>>352642765
>it's an anon tries to explain why you don't need higher education episode

>>352642884

Educate your god damn self without spending tens of thousands on a piece of paper.

>>352642958
i don't need to pay for my education anyway, burger.

>Kid talking on mic
>Other kid talking back
>Teenager joins in for some reason
>Older guy does too
>Oldest one decides to join last
>All I can hear is "asjkgdasoiuamsdma qwhd askld asdauihdq lsm faggot"
I don't know if TF2 voice chat is shit, my earphones are shit or their mics are shit, but that's all I hear when someone uses voice chat in the game. I have only understood that one guy doing an Arnold Swcharzenegger voice.

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>17 year old
>playing LoL with best and only friend
>friends since we were 10
>ventrilo
>mfw I dropped out of school and he was basiaclly straight As Honor roll weeb
>I got drunk one night while we were playing and he told me I was a retard for consuming alcohol
>mfw I was playing as Evelynn acting like a drunk temptress
>He stoped talking to me then 1 week later he blocks me on everything


7 years down the drain
Lol

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>>352642741
Then don't reply to me, you retarded fat fuck

>>352643079

communist piece of shit

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>push to talk
>you can hear the push to talk sound effect in the background of their mic

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>>352643135
whatever, claponclapoff

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>Join game
>Someone says hello over the mic
>"Howdy" in response
>"Howdy? HOWDY HOWDY HOWDY YA'LL" from the first guy
>Rest of team kicks in with the mocking

>>352643221

at least i have some joy in my life TO clap

>>352640309
>BATTER UP FUCKER

>use mic for the first time
>let out a big fart
>everyone starts laughing and saying shit to me
>didnt even know my mic would have picked it up
>never used a mic after that day

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>Push to talk

>Echo

>>352643135
>Blaming anom for taking advantage of his shit commie country

just shut the fuck up you americunt, you lost this debate

>>352643306
i have tons of joy knowing i won't have 50k debt when i finish university.

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>>352643101
sorry

>push to talk
>star music playing on loop

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>>352641437
never

>>352641875
I never add people with anime avatars because weebs always have something mentally wrong with them and are 95% of the time pedos.

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>>352643101
>>352642325
nigga you understand you are doing the EXACT thing he is doing
both of you are spineless faggot who either pathetically accepts his "friend" insulting him or your hypocritical faggotry of posting anime while saying "weeabo trash"
you are an idiot

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>push-to-talk
>*moans*

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When a guy does this:
>"Hey. Just to let you know it's my first game and..."

>kicked from the server

When a girl does this:
>"Um, I feel bad for saying this, but... I'm so sorry, it's my first game."

>"Hey, it's alright! We'll get you through this!"
>"Yeah, we can carry you. No problem!"
>"It's fine! Just relax and have fun!"

>>352643979
>textbook example of a shitty Tumblr gif
Kill yourself.

>>352641394
how much does he sell gold for?

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>push to talk
>*girl makes attention noises*

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>push to talk
>gf giving the sloppiest bj

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>>352635303
>playing TF2 with some foreign buddies
>they all use mic
>decide to buy one
>first time using VOIP they all laugh at my accent
>slowly stop interacting with them

Damn I was such an austistic sperg as a teen

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>>352642578
You didn´t even try to diprove his observation with one of your own, you just called names, like an idiot, which you are, while also somehow trying to establish that you are better, which you are not.

Here, have a picture that calls you a factual idiot, because you are one, and also irritates you at the same time.

>>352643979
this literally happened to me in WoW.

but right when I started playing a female character and pretending to be female. it was much easier to get into raids when it was my first time going through them.

when i played as a guy, i wouldnt get invites to raids. people would just tell me to watch youtube videos and shit to learn the dungeon layout and fights.

>continuous blasting white noise

>>352639859
How exactly do you put your headset on your ass?

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>>352643956
>Using anime avatar/reactions = being a weeb

Nice logic plebtard

If he accepts being humiliated and just do nothing about for 4 years because ''muh friendship'' then he deserves every single bad thing happening to him

also he just missed a chance to have someone awesome as me as his friend, so yea, he is basically a cucklord weeaboo trash

>>352636001
Wew, didn't even know stgggs was back.

>>352643101
Name

>>352642729
don't you sing nice working songs with your friends at the factory?

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>>352635303
>speak to chat on
>coughing
>sniffling
>heavy breathing
>the occasional inaudible mumble
>when he dies he always swears under his breath
>never actually says anything of value the whole game

Had a guy like this in Dota once and everyone told him if he wasnt going to speak the fuck up then he shouldn't talk at all. Why even enable that function in pubs in the first place?

>>352641394
i knew a guy who did that.
he would say sorry everytime he makes a loud poofart.

>>352643089
he was a faggot
you were also a faggot
who the fuck drops out of high school to get drunk and play LoL?

>>352637105
didn't you notice that he never replied?

>>352635374
sorry, that's me

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>>352644434
Just go to /a/ by yourself and see why people hate weebs

They are immature, can't hold a conversation about anime that isn't circlejerk without attacking you with shitposts since weebs can't into logic and don't have the attention spam to read a post with more than 3 lines let alone interpret it

I know there is a small % of people who watch anime sometimes, have some anime smugs and profile pics but these people are minority, but I guess like the common weeb you just blocked that from your mind

>>352644634
>Nice logic
That coming from someone arguing that people deserve bad things for not being strong enough to cope with them.

Has anyone ever reminded of what a gigantic retard you must be recently?
If not, or even if so, let me be the most recent in this proud and noble line of people making the world a better place.
You fucking inbred retard.

>>352635303
>playing TTT in gmod
>girl (mod by "coincidence") keeps pulling bullshit as a T, always rolling as a T
>kill her by instinct
>Push-to-talk
>*sigh*
>keeps talking trough written chat

I got banned shortly after for 3 months by the server's admin for "trolling, harassment and disrespecting staff"

The server died before my ban

>>352644982
>literally doing exactly what you're complaining about

>>352644982
>go to this place full of idiots like myself to see where my mental impediment is coming from.

>They are immature, can't hold a conversation about anime that isn't circlejerk without attacking you
What are you just doing buddy?
Except attacking people for liking anime instead of the other way around?
And more baseless accusations and gauging of other peoples capabilities, like before... are you trying to prove how low your deragend intellect really is?

I am not calling you an idiot for saying that there are complete anime sperglords, I am proving that you are one for generalizing like an alcohol fetal syndrome baby that everyone who even remotely associtates with the bad thing you hate is a brain damaged subhuman, while not even realizing that, no john, YOU are the idiot.

Just like you ASSumed that I was somehow particularly fond of anime just because I disagreed with your frankly stupid as hell opinion and self-congratulatory post.

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>>352645051
My experience in life taught me that overly needy/shy people are just giant assholes with giant egos, but they are too much of a pussy to speak up

I know how hard is for someone to not have confidence, believe me, but when people just keep attaching themselves to shitty people they deserve it in one way or another, just like when a women has a lot of ''nice guys'' to her but she still stands with chad who is total douche to her, she deserve it

There is a shitload of ways to outgrown neediness:
read a book, get a hobby, challenge yourself to make new friends, work out ( even at home ), get better eating habits, set life goals

but I guess doing nothing and wanting the universe to conspire for your recovery is the right behaviour

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>talk to push

>>352645847
ironic

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>trying to have a convo in Discord while the resident League players rage about their shitty assfaggot crap

>bong rips
>cough
>duuuuuude im sooo hiiiigh hahaha
God damn just mute your mic you fucking attention whore

>>352645861
name 1 {ONE} vidya game that does this

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>>352645690
>>352645346
Never said liking anime is bad in my 2 posts

Just said that weebs are annoying because you can't actually conversate about anime with them

Yesterday a thread got deleted on /a/ because the thread was about asking if /a/ could actually discuss anime, instead of being a huge hugbox/safe-space to people post their shit 24/7

If you try to discuss anime with the regular weeb they will just throw bullshit at you, about ''muh taste'' ''muh feelings'' and ''every anime is equal'' bullcrap, which kills the industry of anime because nowadays we just have the same generic crap copy-pasted a thousand of times, and when you try to argue this with that they just shitpost you to death with saltiness off the charts

Thats why I hate weebs, also they are needy as fuck, the kind of people who creates discord servers just to share porn 24/7

and the way you both are getting so fucking hurt by someone calling out one of the most cancerous post-modern tribes out there just show who you guys actually are

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>laptop gamer sounds like they're underwater
>everyone bullies them for it

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>>352646365
lol your gay

>>352646393
>>>/wsr/

>>352646238
its ok he's still using pot as an identity. it works for most highschoolers.

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>push to talk
>man obviously using a voice changer
>everyone falling for it but you know

>>352635303
what is this picture
why is it smiling

>>352641869
>playing CSGO
>teammate has bomb and runs blindly into group of 3 guys
>I kill one and hit the other two guys for 85 and 64 while my teammate dies
>suddenly a loud "WHAT THE FUCK ALL ANON EVER DOES IS WAIT FOR HIS TEAMMATES TO DIE" from some redneck 13 year old

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>>352642765
>he didnt go to a good college that sets up internships and job oppurtunites for him
>he didnt have parents who paid for his tuition

>push to talk
>not using voice activation
holy shit if you're gonna keep a button pressed down to chat you might as well type you fag.

>>352636453
Spineless fucking weeb

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>playing TF2 with friends
>dude i gotta eat brb
>start hearing moans
>realize my friend is watching porn, probably masturbating and thinks he turned the mic off
>stand there, for a good 10 minutes camping with the engineer
>the sound of the sentry and the wrench with the orchestra or porn and muffled fapping in the background
>he doesn't make a sound, and finishes his business in silence
>hey i'm back
>yo

>>352648931
>being a sack of Shit that annoys everyone with the sound of his keyboard

Congrat

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>>352649031
Best.

>>352649197
>Not knowing how to position your microphone and do some echo cancellation and background noise elimination

Takes 5 minutes you pathetic scrub.

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>mom walks in
>panic to make absolute sure your push to talk isn't stuck down

>>352639494
WUZ

>>352636949
shit young man. you been through it

>in games with friends
>whenever I say I gotta go somewhere, I smack my fist against my other palm to make weird slapping noises
>sounds like I'm furiously masturbating
>when friends call it gross I say it was all a joke
>keep doing this repeatedly until they get it's a joke
>so when I actually masturbate they just laugh about it

>>352640786
People don't hear me flaming them

>>352649197
Why are you slapping your keyboard like a fucking mong, you mong? Set the threshold higher if you absolutely cannot control your retarded urges to unga bunga your keyboard.

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>>352649464
KONGS

>>352641473
Earl tho

>>352641473
>Frank Ocean
>good
Lmaoing @ your life

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>push to talk
>come up with a great comeback
>stutter as it comes out of your mouth

>>352650585
YOU'RE A G-GENUINE DICKSUCKER

>>352638121

Sounds like an average night on USE on Dota 2 in current year.

>>352638121
don't forget the people using the kinect as a mic and sounding like they're in an underwater cave

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>push to talk
>domestic abuse in the background

>>352650358
Who are you talking to

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>>352649983
That's hot.

>>352636453
i'll be your friend

>>352636453
i'll be your friend

>Push-to-Talk
>*laughs*

My friends gave me shit for this back in WoW

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>>352636453
I can be your friend.

>push to talk
>rub penis on mic

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>Put on a mic
>Suddenly have to clear my throat a million more times than I usually do

>>352641646
You just did it again, liberal pussy. Stop acting like a woman, for your own sake.

>>352652632
>>352652574
>>352652201
I appreciate the sentiments, but I'm a pretty boring person and I'm not really good with people.

>>352652938
It's like you don't want friends, these people want to SUCK YOUR DICK and you're turning them away.

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>>352652913
How do I act like a NatSoc Slavic conservative "man" then? Teach me faggot.

>>352635303
>English people in a game
>I'm Scottish
>as soon as I say something they get pure angry

Hilarious man. They really really hate us.

>>352641646
You are being passive aggressive.
He's using liberal as a derogatory term in the sense that some people, who can either be liberal or conservative, are amazing idiots.

Which is what I assume you're trying to be at the moment.

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>>352643079
Fuck off pinko

>>352653365
The fuck kinda niggas you playing with? You Scotbros are alright.
Fuck the way you pronounce "J" as "Jeye", though. What is the deal with that?

>>352653475
In Scotland we don't have to pay for our education until a masters degree. You mad yet?

>>352637771
>I have a lisp
>I'm trying to convey a point and it has a lot of "S"s

>instead of arguing the point, they go:
>"HAHA LEARN TO SPEAK RETARD!"

I wish people like this would die.

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>>352639949
>attention whore immediately starts drinking on raid night
>gets "shit-faced" in 10 minutes
>starts blathering and /tell-ing people "i love you man"
>im the asshole for calling him out

>>352652938
meh, just because your boring doesn't mean we cant be friends, regardless of not being good with people, because why would you complain of not having many friends to decline ppl who are cool with being your friend

>>352653751
I made fun of a kid with a lips once... im sorry you have to deal with that annoyance

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>>352653751
I hate getting in arguments with my friends because I have a bad stutter

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>Add someone from /v/
>They actually say the word "kek"

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>>352636001
>"He screamed at me to suicide myself"

>>352653665
I alternate between the real pronunciation and our pronunciation. It's strange. I don't know why I do it.

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>>352654085
I used to mock my cousin's stutter so often I developed my own.

>>352647802

The character is Saitama from One Punch Man, he is saying "found you!" To a mole-man that tried to kill him.

You should watch the anime, it's really good.

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>>352636842
>every girl compliments your voice
>don't even have a manly deep voice
feels gud

>>352654241
>Have friend from class who is a redditor
>Says kek and BTFO

It's even worse because he goes on rants about how cringe people are but he is fully unaware of his actions

>>352654241
Should I have said "lol" instead?

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>>352635303
>add someone from /v/ on steam
>have to actively suppress the fact that I type how I type on /v/ everywhere

>>352652938
Then dont fucking complain about having no friends next time retard

>>352654374
now you just need them complimenting your looks and you will be good mate

>>352654416
They mean the exact same thing so sure

>>352654357
ok thanks
Sounds pretty cool

>>352641358
I just didn't want to be rude because it was a friend of a friend and I'd just met the guy. Didn't want to make the gaming session awkward for everyone involved

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>>352637158

>>352636001
You'd think lolcows would've died out at least back in 2012.

>>352648190
did that person die?

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>Push-to-talk
>mexican noises

>>352636017
funnniest post i have ever seen

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>>352635303
...*fart

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>>352635303
>that guy with the rap music in background throughout the game
>that guy is me

>>352635303
Still waiting for season 2

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>doesn't use PTT
>coughs, chews, snorts, etc
>HEY FUCK USE PUSH TO TALK
>I could but no

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>it's a smoke alarm with low battery screeches loudly once every minute episode

>>352641398
>thinking you can not have an accent
only north americans can think this

>>352641398
If your way of speaking differs from another speaker of the same language, then you have an accent. It's unavoidable.

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>Venezuelan 12 years old friend on Skype
>You can hear him fighting with his mom 24/7

>>352654442
And just what is "how I type on /v/"