This is how Silent Hill: Death Stranding will be announced.
>gamescom 2016
>kojima walks onto stage.
>table in the middle
>top down camera showing the table
>kojima whips his nip dick out
>cums onto table
>everyone is in shock and horror
>it spells ": Silent Hills: Death Stranding"
>it doesnt stop here
>he keeps cumming
>"ill keep coming"
>strands of cum on the table
>didju rike it?
cock the peestol
>People still think Kojima can make games
What the fuck is he going to do now that he doesn't even have his support crew to do the heavy lifting.
I guarantee this is going to be one of the most meh games in existence, which will spawn a low budget no hype cashgrab sequel a few years later that is released as a bundle with Mystery of the Druids 2 or some shit, and then after that we will literally never hear from Kojima until fifteen years later when he does a John Romero and announces a new kickstarter project that fails to even meet 10% of it's goal.
Stop worshipping this fucking hack.
>>348297226
John Romero has wide eyes while Kojima has squinty eyes.
You know what else is squinty? His Japseye. RUSED.
the ruse for his new game is that kojimer will reveal that he never had any beef with konami, and that the new game will be published by them and will be a reboot of silent hill with many references to the original
screen cap this ;^)
>>348297226
>being this mad
I know Chapter 3 never happened, but that doesn't invalidate every game he's every made.
>>348297226
Kojima's games sell because they have unique and engaging gameplay, and his personality gives them charm. Romero's game sold because he was on an entire team of talented people and they found a niche. It's an entirely different scenario. Romero failed because he couldn't handle running the show. Kojima has been doing that for years.
There's absolutely nothing to show that his next game won't be successful. You not liking his shit doesn't mean it's not successful either.
hes probably taking his time with motion capture
>>348297817
They shopped the kojima logo on her shirt, right?
>>348297990
no, its real
>>348298678
>>348298678
I bet she's a beast in bed,not like i'm ever going to have sex with her :C
>>348299116
a horse is a beast so you're technically correct
>>348299382
a pretty horse
>>348296584
>People want a SH game like the PT/want it too look like Death Stranding where "depth" is bullshit Kojima plot twists and pretentious crap without any real symbolism.
It worked and was hilarious/campy in MGS games but it won't work for a SH game and will just add to the list of people who failed to capture it. Also i'm sure Death Stranding is not a SH game obviously but i'm just speaking of if it was.
>>348299607
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hc9-z0mUlEA
>>348299607
what ever it was going to be it would have been better then anything hulette made
i mean sure it wouldnt have been as good as the first three but it being kind of campy would have a closer feel then homecoming or downpour
>>348299707
Is this seriously worth the hour?
>>348300236
In my opinion, yes.
I watched the whole thing.