Move over 12 hours, move over 26 hours, pannenkoek's broken

>>345761420
Who's pedro? Some random spic?

This guy could be out doing important things with his intelligence like solving world hunger or developing an alternative fuel source instead of fooling around with a 20 year old game

>>345761548
>implying you can't do that on the side for fun while developing computer software that does just that

anon pls

>>345761548
kys

>>345761628
Why? He's actually right.

>>345761548
>implying world hunger hasn't already been solved

>>345761548
Why aren't you doing those things?

>>345761694
Why would you assume he's any good at "solving world hunger" or developing alternative fuel, just because he's autistic about a vidya game.

You're both colossal retards.

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>>345761420
>but since we're already dead, nothing special really happens

Autists understand more than you give them credit for.

>>345761548
I was 11 when this game came out...

>>345761548
>solving world hunger
this would be possibly the worst thing that ever happened to the world

>>345761490
Kind of. He was a Mario 64 speedrunner who found a glitched out spot where you could make Mario float in the air, gaining "speed" as he floats there, so when you finally unlodge him he takes off like a bullet. Pannenkoek calls any spot where you can do that a "Pedro spot". So basically, the Large Hadron Collider, but applied to short Italian plumbers instead of particles.

>>345761964
Thanks for the explanation

>>345761548
>poor niggers in africa still hunger :'((

good.

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>>345762060
No problem anon.

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>>345762179
Random racism never fails to be funny

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>>345761916
>nuke planet
>solve world hunger
>literal genie strikes again

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>>345761420
>We're already dead

>>345761548
>wanting to fuck up earth even more with another green revolution

>>345761916
This.

You retards don't understand the effects of overpopulation.

And an alternate fuel source already exists, it's called Nuclear fucking energy, but your big oil want you to keep using gas cars and coal to power your lives.

Electric cars already exist, nuclear energy have been viably safe for decades now. Once you got a nuclear grid providing most of the power, build shittons of solar and wind farms, and you're good. No reason not to switch at this point.

Then let the sand niggers die from war and famine. Send whitey to Mars and Venus, and populate the solar system with the advent of Solar Sails and Pion Rockets.

>>345761548
A spaz fixating on invisible numbers is isn't going to solve shit

>>345761548
We don't treat some of our population like altruist slaves just because they happened to be born smarter than everyone else. The average person has the capacity to create big changes as well, until the average person picks up the slack it's retarded to only hold a select few people responsible for carrying the burden for everyone, just because they would happen to be the best at it.

>>345761548
>solving world hunger
The solution already exists, no government wants to put it forward however. Don't look towards scientists for this one.

>>345762450
Overpopulation is a myth m8. We grow enough food to feed everyone in the world and then some, the problem is distribution, especially in the 3rd world.

>>345761548
No he couldn't, redditor

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Guys, guys, quit jumping. You're gonna prolong the fire indefinitely.

>>345762625
>It's a myth m8

Tell that to China and India.

I imagine if you live in the countryside and never travel, you'd never really get an appreciation for it, but an increase in population = an increase in need for energy, fresh water, crops, land, and most importantly, and increase in waste produced. The first two are already MAJOR problems as it is. Solve the hunger problem, and suddenly these people demand more water and energy, and produce more waste. And when the fastest growing segment of the population is made up of superstitious Muslims, well... desu, they can meet their untimely end for all I care. It's not my problem to solve, they should work it out and solve it themselves, if they can't, and die out in the process, then good.

>>345761420
>pannenkoek
>koek
Wasn't it pannenkeok?

>>345763089
That's his secondary channel

>>345762814
If anything is the redditors who keep memeing about this guy

>>345763191
Never denied that

>>345763089
>>345763128

Specifically, his secondary channel is way more active and imo way more interesting than his primary one, but I'm a huge computer science nerd so take that with a grain of salt. His primary one is where he uploads proper runs of different segments and stuff, and the secondary one is where he posts these in-depth analyses of Mario 64's mechanics. The one I posted in the OP is here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeGNpeFOOCY

Even if you're not a computer nerd he's pretty down to earth with his explanations, if anything I'm just more impressed by it because I'm amazed he figured out all these internal mechanics on his own.

>>345761964
>So basically, the Large Hadron Collider, but applied to short Italian plumbers instead of particles
ded

>>345762450
You should go to Venus

>walk by some urban youths
>they point and laugh at me about how I'm "the type of nigga to activate a scuttlebug from inside its radius"
Fucking kids these days

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>>345766087
Gladly.

>>345762625
>the problem is distribution
Yes, but fixing distribution implies socialism, right now anyone who deserves the food can get it at third world countries, you just need to work for it

Africa is an exception I guess?

>>345761490
Where were you in January
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpk2tdsPh0A

>>345768136
I was here, I think I just skipped the part where he says pedro

>>345762534
>The solution already exists

???

>>345761420
>DUDE IF YOU OVERFLOW A COUNTER IT CAUSES EFFECTS TO RESET
Stop posting this meme man

I don'T know why you guys are so obsessed with this, this is just simple programming and a bit of autism, this takes at max a couple of hours to figure out.

276 days is nothing.
He simulated Tick Tock Clock for 50 YEARS

>>345768405
you're overestimating the average youtube commenter and /v/ goer

>>345762450
>nuclear energy
M8 it's not even been used for a century and the disposal is already causing problems. And it takes millenia for it to become relatively harmless.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=DdDI53VeGAc

Pannenkoek is literally the best YouTuber.
>No shitty intros
>No "what's up YouTube?! I'm pannenkoek"
>Videos go always straight to the point
>No monetisation even though he'd be a billionaire
>No patreon
>Soothing voice
>no """humour"""
>Explains everything extremely well
>Has a mission
>As soon as everything that needs to be explained is explained, the video abruptly ends. No outros, no "don't forget to like and subscribe", no bullshit

He's basically Jesus

Clearly the solution is to go to a parallel universe where death is not a concept

>>345761420
Panenkoek2012: Not for fame. Not for fortune. Not for pancakes. Not for any cause or belief. Purely for game mechanics.

>>345768739
but first.....

>>345761716
Because he's not a guy with an IQ of 145

>>345768212
He doesn't use the term in that particular video. Watch some of his other videos, they're pretty damn interesting.

>>345768739
This is the secret to his success

>>345768862
>dutch people
>best at anything

Dacht het niet amigo

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whats going on in here

>>345768725
Google "Breeder reactors."

They're common in France. Where 80% of their energy is Nuclear.

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Post your face when you realise that Pannenkoek NEVER explicitly says "But first, we need to talk about parallel universes"

>>345769419
Do you have any objections to Mario burning for 72 hours, TK "Henry" Yoshi?

>>345761420
>But since we're already dead, nothing special really happens

This needs to be a 4chan banner.

>>345761548
And right now you could be outside helping people in need instead of shitposting on an anonymous imageboard.

>>345762450
Nuclear energy sucks so much Calculus II professors use radioactive decay as an example of how crazy exponential growth and decay formulas can get.

>>345768997
He never said "at first", I'm mad people keep saying that when he never did in the first place.

>>345770885
>>345762450

Forgot to post an easy source you can check by yourself: https://cims.nyu.edu/~kiryl/Calculus/Section_3.4--Exponential_Growth_and_Decay/Exponential_Growth_and_Decay.pdf

>>345769890
Yeah, it's one of those misquotes that became so ubiquitous that it just stuck. Like "Luke, I am your father."

>>345770931
He does actually say "but first" in the video, but in a completely different part of the video. If I recall correctly, he says "But first, we need to clear something up," before talking about the definition of a half A press.

>>345761420
>BURNING ALIVE for 276 DAYS
holy fuck

>>345769379
Found the Belgian guy

>>345770885
>>345770997
And? That doesn't prove why it's not a viable energy source.

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hey guys im gonna get squeaky clean here now scootch over

>>345763390
He mentions other people that discovered things he uses. Other people discovered pedro spots and how to build speed in shallow water indefinitely, not him.

>>345768476
Wait when?

>>345762625

>feed all the Africans who cant support themselves so they can make even more kids who all cant support themselves so their kids can make E V E N M O R E kids who cant support themselves

Surely theres no way this could go wrong

>>345771283
That's 9 months.
Mario was on fire for 9 months.

Post your favorite.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NA_Nq7oZZU

>>345768862
He makes humourous remarks in voice commentated videos.
>>345769379
I'm pretty sure he's not Dutch, he sounds American.

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but first

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>no one has gotten the $1000 for the upwarp in TTC

>>345772138
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdXyDLsemz8

best commentary

>>345761694
you can join him, my dude

>>345772118
That must hurt

>>345762475
this is so ignorant

>>345772150
But then why is his name Pannenkoek?

>>345761548
I'm dubbing this sort of thing as "grandma logic". It's like when you help your grandma with really simple computer shit and she gets mad at you for not working for NASA.

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>>345772454
epic

>>345761548
i guess he's smart enough to know that that's stupid

>>345761420
Wasn't there a video that saved a shitload of A pressed but required like 700 years so it was an unusable trick?

>>345772258
I don't remember this page in the SM64 manual.

>>345761548
>solving world hunger
so like create a virus that kills lazy and stupid human beings?

>>345768323
This, what about anything being posted is supposed to be impressive?

>>345772258

This shit would make shigeru kill himself

>>345772810
There's a video that explains a strat that would take the entire lifespan of the universe in order to achieve.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4k5NGUjTWs

>>345773371
Fucking hurry up and get started then.

>>345772810
I don't know, but I could see something like that happening. Like, if you had a 2-byte (0-65535) value that incremented once every second, then every time it looped around it incremented another one once, and then you had to align those two variables to a specific value.

I don't know exactly what kind of scenario would bring that about but I could imagine some if I thought about it for a few minutes. Namely stuff that cycles through values like the game's RNG method.

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back in elementary we had to write an essay and the topics was something like "what do you need to solve one of worlds problems (cancer, hunger etc)" and I chose AIDS. I didn't knew shit about aids other than it's a virus for gays. Also my uncle had lots of WWII books including books with holocaust pictures. I didn't understand it at that time and I thought Jews were infected people that had to be killed so I used that example in the essay.

>>345773593
I'd give that essay an A, but then I would mysteriously vanish the next day.

>>345773593
But we solved AIDS ages ago. It's only rampant where treatment isn't accessible or affordable.

>>345773371
>>345773557

Second one of these posts is me. And of course, it's pretty damn close. Gaming the RNG values on the cogs, but holy fuck all this other shit on the level is calling RNG too, so basically you literally have to wait for the stars to align in a certain way and bam, A presses saved.

>>345761548
>kill all black people
>end world hunger
>end gun violence
>end AIDS
>end welfare
>harambe still alive

Why are we not funding this?

>>345773754
Our ancestry.

Genies are dicks.

>>345773754
>brazilians still alive

>>345761548
He's a computer science major.

>>345772482
>hasn't read The stars my destination
>secretly hates himself because he knows he has potential and wastes it.

>>345773754
>Revive Harambe
Someday anon, someday. . .

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>>345761420

>>345761548
Enough food is produced annualy to feed 11 billion people, world hunger doesn't need to exist

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Do you see this? 52 years for 0.2 (ZERO POINT TWO) seconds of a specific rotating cog on Tick Tock Clock standing still. Remember how shit RNG can be next time you try the lottery.

>>345774064
fucking kek

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>>345774064
Thanks for adding a pixel border for no reason, paint.

>>345768136
Probably not giving a shit about other people's gaming videos, like 99.99% of everyone else.

>>345761420
>276 days just to have Mario smoke a bit harder

welp, that's unique.

>>345772295
>Someone comments that they've replicated it
>"Do you have proof?"
>"Well I didn't get it on video, but I totally got it to work!! :D"
>"That is nothing to go off of."
He ain't taking none of your lying bullshit today.

>>345772295
it's funny though, most forms of speedruns totally skip the clock stage so trying to get that glitch figured out is only gonna save maybe a few minutes in a 100% speedrun

>>345762247
But he's right. Why are we feeding Africa at all? Mugabe fucked the white farmers over, the only ones who knew what they were doing, and now the niggers are suffering because of it.

Just shut down everything and let Africa solve itself in a decade or two.

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Even without taking into account the limited nature of Mario 64's RNG, it's probably still way too fucking long. To make this image perfectly clear, that is a number of years starting with a 1 followed by 1101 zeroes to get 20 consecutive seconds of that cog staying still. If you filled up your room with copies of the universe itself's lifespan the size of a raisin, your room would not be a comfortable place to sleep in, if not literally swamped in them. Hell, they might not even fit in the room. Fucking christ.

>>345771519
Because it's a terrible long term decision and will fuck you harder than the petrol backlash?

>>345774805
China is gonna take over for us

by clearing house.

Africa for the Asians.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ysbb41EDjM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoB1Z0QBLB4

here have some pokemon's pannenkoek

>>345763128
Got a link to his primary channel ?

>>345774189
it does so we don't have niggers who literally can't add 1+1 reproducing and spreading aids, malaria and everything else into the civilized world

>>345772295
>>345774706
I'm pretty sure the idea is that once the mechanic is fully understood it could be applied to other levels. The only reason it's TTC is that he accidentally did it on that map ONCE, and has no idea how to do it again.

>>345761548
>>345769024
neither is pannenkoek

>>345775704
I'm pretty sure it wasn't even him, it happened on a speedrun race stream by sheer chance. The guy who it happened to obviously flipped a tit and saved it, and our favorite computer pancake man got a hold of the vod and shared it.

>>345775394
https://www.youtube.com/user/pannenkoek2012

His primary channel is the proper spelling. "oe" in Dutch is pronounced similar to "oo" in English. The secondary channel has the e and o flipped around but is otherwise the same name.

>>345773557
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1CddzgVW14

>>345775906
Ok, 160

>>345763390
Is there any reason for this platformer to be as complicated as it is? Are there similar simple games with not as simple mechanics behind them? Why?

>>345776865
Everything the programming is doing in M64 makes sense--it makes sense for it to be that "complex". Games really are this complex because they are simulating a world and must keep track of all facets of said world.

>>345776865
Every game is this complicated. He's just delving deeper than man was ever meant to delve. The vast majority of the shit he finds is unknown to the devs.

>>345777119
>>345777035

For example. Why working with hexagramm number instead of this shit deal 1 heart damage and this 1 1/2. Why letting this heart spin amount x based on y instead of let it spin 25% faster if you are running close to it etc. I think it is more complicated than that programming its what it does. Ive seen rpgs less complex than that, or at least, they seemed less complex.

>>345777119
Yeah this, its just that he's doing things that are not possible to be replicated by a human.

He uses a lot of variable overflows as well, this is something that could be abused in nearly any game. It's just that the variables are usually large enough its not possible to reach the overflow without emulator tools.

Modern games also have these sort of things its just with modern games there is much more room and the size of most variables will be MUCH higher and even more impractical to overflow. Emulation for the last console gen is also in its early stages and not possible at reasonable performance yet.

>>345777470
Its hard to say really but you have to remember this game was very early in the days of 3D and one of the first major 3D platformers. Its just what the developers went with, could have it have been done different? Of course but this is what the devs chose and it works and in the end thats all that matters.

>>345768725
>>345770885
>>345770997
Man, people ALWAYS complain about radioactive waste, completely neglecting to mention that throium powered nuclear reactors are a reality, and produce far less waste.

>>345777470
I'll have to watch this latest video but most of the things in the past he's brought up have just been keeping track of say where an item should be dropped off by Mario (HOLP) or giving "homes" to the enemies so they dont wander far off from where they were intended and screw something up.

>>345773928
Computer science majors are the smartest majors in academia, though.

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Pannekoek has changed my life. Now I try to save A presses in real life and sometimes I catch myself wondering if some corner in a building is a Pedro Spot. I also picture in my head my dog getting stuck in midair if I leave the room while he's jumping.
When I get up from bed in the morning I keep one of my legs raised until I have to go up a step so that I start the day with a half A press.

But it's not all fun and games, last week I refused to go to work because the elevator was out of order and taking the stairs for the 4th floor would have consumed way too many A presses, and I lost my job. Please send help.

>>345761420
This guy is more autistic about Super Mario 64 than biospark is about Metroid Fusion.

>>345778202
>tfw whenever you sleep, someone sneaks into your room and presses the A button 100 times

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>>345778465
>presses A 100 times

>>345761548
World hunger isn't the problem though. There's easily enough food to feed everyone.

>>345774706
>most forms of speedruns totally skip the clock stage
except hardly anyone runs those categories. the most popular categories are 70 and 120 star.
>trying to get that glitch figured out is only gonna save maybe a few minutes in a 100% speedrun
would probably save ~20 seconds tops.

>>345772489

No idea, I assumed he was an American of Dutch heritage, he doesn't sound like the dutch guys I know,maybe it's an accent thing.

>>345778626
>would probably save ~20 seconds tops.
and that's assuming it's RTA viable, which it very likely wouldn't be, seeing as they can't even do it with tool assistance yet.

>>345778556
I set up an automated A button presser in the wall by your bed. Who knows how many additional A presses there have been.

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How do you get off it

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>>345778465
Now I'm gonna have nightmares, thanks asshole.

>>345774706
There would more than likely other instances than TTC to use it.

Its not really looking good for the upwarp though at this point its speculated that environmental factors on the hardware caused a bit to change. Basically meaning it will be impossible to replicate.

>>345777119
older 3D games aren't as tightly constructed as modern ones, which is a big part of why a lot of this shit is possible.

>>345778842
So what would happen if hypothetically, someone got a WR time because of a freak glitch like that? Would it still be seen as legitimate?

Or what if people were able to replicate/emulate the situation that would cause that glitch to happen and do it in emulators? Would TAS runs of the game be fucked forever?

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>Pannenkoek is a college professor in computer technology with a WIFE
>Makes these videos for fun in his spare time showing off interesting tech from a mario game
>WAHHHHHH AUTISM WHY THE FUCK IS THIS AUTIST NOT SOLVING WORLD HUNGER WITH HIS SMARTNESS I HOPE HIS FUCKING WIFE LEAVES HIM I FUCKING HATE HIM SO MUCH WAHHHHHHH

>>345777470
Alright I see some of the issues. Like with HP, they could've just made it actually be how the bar represents it and round values, so that you have 9 HP and each enemy/type of fall/etc does a set amount of damage based on whether Mario has his hat or not without needing to have 65535 different values possible for his health.

With the spinning heart though I think the reason why they base it on other variables is to try to get the visual effects they wanted out of it rather than just "spinning 25% faster then Mario goes through it and then suddenly go back to normal"

>>345779157
>>Pannenkoek is a college professor in computer technology with a WIFE
I really doubt that

>>345779157
[citation needed about the wife]

>>345779284
Anon. I have a wife and I'm a little bitch boi that has a broken dick that cant feel anything and never gets hard.

>>345779368
How'd you convince your wife to go with that?

>>345761548
Bigger, he's a computer scientist.

>durr durr, why does all dese particle physicsmen keep talking about particle physics? Why aren't they inventing better mobile phones?

>>345779117
>Would it still be seen as legitimate?
Good question, it really depends on what the speedrunning community on SM64 would decide.

>Would TAS runs of the game be fucked forever?
No TAS runs would just need re-routed to account for the glitch.

>>345779368
Rough.

Did in happen in an accident or just bad luck with the genes?

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>>345773118
>I don't remember this page in the SM64 manual.
You must have skipped over the appendix, then.

>345779180
The mechanics of this game are so beyongd me I dont even know what I am supposed to ask because it is like asking for the existence theory, I would not understand it anyway. why making something that simple, with that complicated mechanics behind it that there are hundrets of videos worth of explaining them?

>>345761548
If that happened there'd be massive overpopulation though, which is bad. Some starving Africans aren't worth the trouble.

>>345779454
No idea she rides me soft. She says she likes it ad I dont have money or a good job so I doubt she is lying.

>>345779694
When I was circumcised as a baby the doctor cut into the nerves. I only feel vague pressure down there.

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>>345761964
well explained

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>>345779996
>circumcised
Shame your parents are retarded.

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>>345779157
You're a faggot
I doubt he has wife and is a professor.
The autist sounds like a minecraft lets player.

>>345768121
>right now anyone who deserves the food can get it at third world countries, you just need to work for it
If you define "deserves food" to mean "is able to get food," then yeah.

>>345779996
>the doctor cut into the nerves

That's so gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

You could've told me you were crippled in a car accident from the waist down and i wouldn't feel bad for you but something about it being a choice of your parents just fucking sits awfully with me.

Jew or spooked Christians wanting to keep you off masturbation? Or just idiots who were sold those snake oil health myths?

>>345780089
>half A
kek

>>345761548
the biggest problem faced by mankind is mankind itself (and in particular the rich fucking everyone)

good luck solving that

>>345771975
It was a video about Pedro Spots in TTC. Cant remember details.

>>345780712
Fuck off "Henry"

>>345780506
My mom did it to make me look "normal" she says. The nerve thing was an accident. The doctor just cut a little to much. Got a nasty scar on my dick from it too.

>>345775070
Except it's not, because Nuclear waste is dramatically reduced by modern breeder reactors which use 90% of the total fuel for reaction.

Not only that, but we just need to rely on fission till Fusion is viable, or until Solar is efficient enough for 100% dependence.

If all the major players in the world relied on fission for 70% of their energy needs, with renewables take that other 30%, most the world's ecological, geopolitical, and economic problems would be solved.

The only threat posed by fission reactors is that the waste can be refined into bomb material, but if the waste produced is contained, in high security waste disposal, then it's no longer an issue.

Especially since "long term" is a non factor as Fusion and Solar are on the horizon, with Antimatter close behind.

The world can sustain full nuclear dependence for 100 years, easy. Especially with breeder reactors, and with solar sharing some of the burden. What it can't sustain is more than a few more decades on fossil fuels.

>>345772150
>humourous remarks
Entirely different thing from typical forces YouTube "humour"
He's not cringy

>>345780929
>Being disfigured is normal
I feel like that's probably the opposite of the definition.

>>345780971
>with Antimatter close behind.

anon

>>345778669
Maybe he's one of the few Dutch people who's managed to hide or drop that horrible, horrible Dutch accent.

>>345775384
What bomberman music is that, I can't figure it out and it's killing me

>>345777939
People complain about waste cause they're literal mouth-breathing retards who listen to the mainstream rather than research about an issue themselves.

Nuclear gets a lot of hate because it's a dagger pointed at Big Oil, thus propaganda is spread to keep the moronic masses guzzling gas cause "muH nuclear is bad," when pretty much all criticism against it is easily debunked, and a full switch could be done NOW!

>>345781093
Google "Pion Rockets" anon-kun.

>>345767874
Hot AF in Venus, m8. I'd rather move to Mars. Fuck permasummer.

DO you want permasummer, /v/? Do you also want permasummer /v/?

>>345769890
"But to answer that, we need to talk about parallel universes." How about you actually watch the video faggot.
https://youtu.be/kpk2tdsPh0A?t=10m38s

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>>345781779
Did you??
He explicitly says "BUT FIRST, we need to talk about parallel universes" you nigger

>>345782067
*He never explicitly says

>>345781724
Mars is permaWinter, and unless you're augmented, its 1/3 Earth's gravity will literally kill you by turning your bones to glass. Not to mention the lack of atmosphere is a huge issue thanks to cosmic radiation and the like.

Venus has the benefit of having basically the same gravity as Earth, moreover, while the surface is unbelievably hot (uninhabitable actually), the intense pressure on the Venusian surface means building cities in the clouds is actually a lot easier than here on Earth. Like, "NASA is legit considering this option" easy. Plus, the pressure and temperature in the Venusian sky is also more similar to our own. You've also got a nice thick atmosphere to protect you from radiation. Only real downside is that you'd have Sulfuric rains, so you'd be confined to the indoors, buy you'd also be confined indoors on Mars till it was terraformed, so what does it matter then.

So, do you wanna live on what basically Antarctica with red soil, and shit gravity, or on mutherfukken CLOUD CITIES ON GODDAMN VENUS? The trip is a lot shorter too. And if someone is being a dick in the colony and doesn't wanna cooperate, well you throw them out and watch them implode before ever even hitting the ground.

Flying cars and shit nigga? Hell yeah! Where do I sign up?

>>345761548

why would I want more niggers?

kys reddit

>>345761420
What video is this?

>>345782547
>Mars is permaWinter, and unless you're augmented, its 1/3 Earth's gravity will literally kill you by turning your bones to glass. Not to mention the lack of atmosphere is a huge issue thanks to cosmic radiation and the like.

Venus has the benefit of having basically the same gravity as Earth, moreover, while the surface is unbelievably hot (uninhabitable actually), the intense pressure on the Venusian surface means building cities in the clouds is actually a lot easier than here on Earth. Like, "NASA is legit considering this option" easy. Plus, the pressure and temperature in the Venusian sky is also more similar to our own. You've also got a nice thick atmosphere to protect you from radiation. Only real downside is that you'd have Sulfuric rains, so you'd be confined to the indoors, buy you'd also be confined indoors on Mars till it was terraformed, so what does it matter then.

So, do you wanna live on what basically Antarctica with red soil, and shit gravity, or on mutherfukken CLOUD CITIES ON GODDAMN VENUS? The trip is a lot shorter too. And if someone is being a dick in the colony and doesn't wanna cooperate, well you throw them out and watch them implode before ever even hitting the ground.


thats the kind of shit I want to explore in muh space games. Hope No Mans Sky can deliver.

The game that comes the closest to this is Prospector

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>>345783336
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeGNpeFOOCY

>>345783461
Thank you, really like the guy.

>>345768953
"Punished" Pancake.

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>>345783815
Ok I can see great potential here

>>345782547
>its 1/3 Earth's gravity will literally kill you by turning your bones to glass

We can just put giant rocket boosters on mars facing away from Earth, moving it a bit closer and increasing the gravity

>>345784071
This makes way too much sense.