The new Zero Escape installment & Steam

File: Dr Zero Im CIA.jpg (213KB, 636x605px) Image search: [Google]

213KB, 636x605px

My PC is a toster and I don't have a PSVITA.
I will get the 3DS one.

>3ds looks slightly worse but runs perfectly fine
>shita looks slightly better but runs like absolute molasses coated ass

Every fucking time.

>>342665481
The answer is: PC

>>342665101
Pirate the steam version.

>>342665101
I'll be getting both the 3DS version (playing earlier, all 3 titles on my 3DS) and the Steam version (updated visuals, useful if I end up without my 3DS in the future). Purely from a visual standpoint, 3DS < Vita < Steam.

Thankfully I'm doing well when it comes to money, so I'll actually be buying both versions just to show my support.

So basically, either 3DS/Vita for release date and portability, and Steam for reruns.

>>342665101
>Download: 1.0gb
Didn't some guy on 3dsiso refute fake cias by saying that the game was actually 1.2gb?

File: 4.jpg (4KB, 200x150px) Image search: [Google]

4KB, 200x150px

so today is clover day

>volume issues

how bad are they? Like it's crackly, or it's quiet, or low quality or what?

Because that has a huge effect on my purchasing decision

>>342666086
Happy Clover day!

And about that, I don't know. I'm kind of going to wait a day after its release to see playthroughs of each version and conclude an answer myself. Hopefully I'll be able to compare then~

>>342665101
Already ordered vita version. Hopefully the performance isn't too bad. I'd rather play it on a handheld.

I'm going PC version and hoping it isn't a trainwreck. Never trust japs with PC ports

hopefully if the sales are good they will port the other 2 games

>>342666086
I've heard some of Zero's talking is hard to understand without subtitles, because he sounds like Jigsaw. But I will be playing the japanese voices, so that's not a problem for me.

>>342666086
the music is really loud and drowns out the voices, especially zero's

there are sliders for music/sfx and voices, but apparently voices are still pretty low on the 3DS even if you adjust them. i'd imagine headphones should make it okay though

File: Zero-Time-Dilemma_2016_03-16-16_024.jpg (695KB, 4209x5953px) Image search: [Google]

695KB, 4209x5953px

Have you ever seen a termite mound? They are splendid structures. Some might even call them works of art. Termites are natural architects, and their mounds are both structurally sound and make excellent use of space. So are they following some sort of plan as they build? Are there termite blueprints, detailing which room goes where? No. Of course not. Each termite is simply an oblivious cog in a tremendous machine programmed by millions of years of termite DNA. It is doubtful an individual termite has any idea what its contributions are helping to create. But a human does. We can appreciate the elegant forms of their alien cathedrals… We can see the simple beauty of their perfect functionality… We can understand the splendid planning of their structures. In other words, only an intelligence of higher order can understand the beauty of what the termite builds. Now consider humans. Why are we alive? Why do love, and give birth? Why do we create? From where do our cultures spring? There are many theories, but no one knows the truth. We are oblivious cogs in a tremendous machine programmed by millions of years of human DNA. No doubt you see now what this analogy is supposed to illustrate. Yes, I mean to say humans are not different from termites. We trudge through our lives with no greater understanding of our ultimate goal. You might say we don’t understand what we’re building. Only an intelligence of a higher order than ours can understand what we’re doing. Imagine how we might look to such an intelligence… We may be building some structure so perfect and elegant we can’t even perceive it. Whatever it is, we’ve likely been building it on a dimension just above the ones we know since time immemorial. If we are like the termites, then what we’ve created is almost certainly something of tremendous beauty. And you are about to catch a glimpse of it. Or have you already…?

>>342666335
After playing Danganronpa on PC, I'm pretty sure it's going to be a good port. There's a video review on youtube, and the only problem seems to be the lack of keyboard buttons layout and lack of mapping for the controls I believe.

>>342665101
Watch preorders are delayed.

Can't speak on the portables but the Steam version is mint so far. There's no video options unfortunately but you can still full screen albeit at a lower native resolution. Fortunately, it doesn't look stretched out in doing so.

As for Zero talking, it can be hard to decipher a bit without subtitles in the majority of the video playbacks. Lowering the music volume can help with this a bit. Everyone else is fine.

File: 1466821548975.png (287KB, 758x489px) Image search: [Google]

287KB, 758x489px

This is Schrodinger's Image

Do not open

>>342666556
Correct about the mapping. I resorted to using a gamepad. Albeit using the memopad is a pain with it. KB+M was kind of all over the place.

>>342666631

You can literally raise and lower the music, sound effect, and voice volumes at ANY time.

I have NO idea why anyone complains about the voices.

File: santa20.png (110KB, 800x800px) Image search: [Google]

110KB, 800x800px

>>342666082
No, it's Santa day. 3 days left

File: 1465286432_SKP3_launcher1.png (560KB, 999x499px)

560KB, 999x499px

>>342666631
>There's no video options unfortunately

Are you sure? I don't think you can go beyond 1080p without some external software, but you can play full screen at 1080p. You can even resize the windows at will if you're using window mode.

File: TERMITES.png (176KB, 730x617px) Image search: [Google]

176KB, 730x617px

>>342666678
>you will never be that box

>>342666840
Thanks for repeating what I said, Anon.

File: hot fuck.png (49KB, 512x384px) Image search: [Google]

49KB, 512x384px

Santa Days Left

>>342666631

>You can still full screen albeit at a lower native resolution

So you're either straight up lying, or you think 4k is native resolution

I'm going to be pirating the steam release on day 2 just because I'm not sure if my vita copy is going to make it on time

File: 386.jpg (860KB, 3008x2000px) Image search: [Google]

860KB, 3008x2000px

>>342667219

Not yet anon. We're still on Cleaver days.

>>342666852
maybe in your timeline, here is 21:53 of the 24, so fuck you clover day

>Luna is based on Diana
>Sigma "first" met Diana when she went up to the moon to see him
>Apparently spent the whole time naked so that Sigma could build a robot of her
>They also fucked and had a shitty daughter who likes white hair
>So Sigma cloned himself for a son instead

Some messed up stuff went down on that moon yo

>>342667219
I wish. But we're Clover.

>>342667238
k

>>342666953
Looked in my steam directory and there is a launcher folder in there. Trying to launch that particular .exe just gives me a Java Script error. Weird.

>My friend lives in NY
>I dont
>They have ZTD Early
>I dont
>They literally posted a pic of them with the case
>I still have to wait 3 more days

Life is simply unfair

>>342666953
Where's the source of that image? That config menu looks promising.

>>342668208
>>342668120

YOU FUCKER

THERE YOU ARE!!!

>>342668208
Please..do gods work

>>342668120
>my frined
>not tellin him to leak
>being this beta

just reading you makes me wanna punch you in the face

>>342668208
You know what to do.

>>342668156
http://steamcommunity.com/games/ZTD/announcements/detail/916860743390746085

>>342668208
Mate with it, we need more copies...

>>342668208
Post more pictures of your legs

>>342668208
just leak the fuckin game, i have the preorder anyway so uchi will get his money FFS

>>342668430
That's it, adding to wishlist.

File: 1296376178830.jpg (12KB, 241x230px) Image search: [Google]

12KB, 241x230px

>>342668473

File: hungry jumpy.jpg (46KB, 585x332px) Image search: [Google]

46KB, 585x332px

>tfw you can't order a bunch of pizza

>>342668208
LEAK THIS
OR
POST MORE THIGHS

>>342668208
he just printed the cover, you can see it pasted over the box in the right side

File: VLR.jpg (2MB, 1552x5952px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1552x5952px

>>342665101

>>342667856
Doesn't the config menu pop up when you launch the game?

>>342668643
Every screen of Junpei I've seen has him being a sarcastic asshole man.

>>342668208
I'm not gay, but your legs are beautiful, can you show more? :3
Leak the fucking game ffs

>>342668208
For the love of god, just open the box and take a picture and THEN we will all believe you actually have a legit copy.

>>342668690
>pasted
Why wouldn't he just slip the cover behind the plastic?

>>342665481
They're been reports that the 3DS version drops down to single-digit FPS during some cinematics, so they're both fucked. The only hope is that the Steam version manages to avoid that, despite missing some transition effects.

>>342668808
That's Brother. Junpei is under the Zero mask.

File: when your BP hits 9 just right.png (2MB, 1200x756px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1200x756px

>>342668718
>Oh no! Am i a milk man?
>He is fine. Sigma go to the past

i'm fucking dying

File: ^52457D991065782C818FA3638D567CFF25DECFA4F52B2B229A^pimgpsh_fullsize_distr.jpg (581KB, 1200x1600px)

581KB, 1200x1600px

>>342668208
Not real. same exact print as my first fake Nice try though.

>>342668916
You could also open your legs.

>>342668793
Nope. You'd imagine it would at least the first time you launch the game. However, you can access it from the Steam Library itself so yeah this >>342666953 is legit.

Definitely steam, because I'm planning on eventually hacking my 3DS and don't want to have to update it.

I'm tempted to get a picture of me holding Zero Time Dilemma since it finally arrived at Gamestops today just to fuck with y'all.

File: zero thigh dilemma.jpg (137KB, 706x350px) Image search: [Google]

137KB, 706x350px

never extracted a .cia before, trying to learn now

File: ^FA8BA2311EE4184967B843E03914F62B0A19E629FFB83DBAD7^pimgpsh_fullsize_distr.jpg (502KB, 1200x1600px)

502KB, 1200x1600px

>>342668947
Easily, like this

I gutted out a sealed copy of Shifting Worlds and carefully slipped the case into it.

Pretty good huh?

>>342669035
Wow that's bullshit. Not being able to change the graphics options for a pc game would straight up suck.

>>342669173
HOLY SHIT

>>342669107
You can update to the latest firmware after you hack your 3DS

CIA IS MY ANGEL WHERE IS SHE?

File: IMG_20160422_135415.jpg (160KB, 699x881px) Image search: [Google]

160KB, 699x881px

>>342665101
What do you mean by
>washed out visuals

File: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.gif (813KB, 480x270px) Image search: [Google]

813KB, 480x270px

>>342669173
ITS HAPPENING BOYS

>>342666362
Who doesn't use subtitles, anyway? Even if you are listening to English dubs, American voice actors are often terrible at enunciation and you can barely tell what they're saying without subtitles.

>>342669173
nigga please do it

>>342669173
OH FUCK YES
LIFE CAN BE FAIR

File: 1188841826826ce4.png (60KB, 1044x953px) Image search: [Google]

60KB, 1044x953px

>>342669173
Omoshiroi

>>342669173
HOLY SHIT, IT'S HAPPENING


POST MORE LEGS

>>342669173
OH SHIT HE AIN'T KIDDING

File: Friend comp.gif (13KB, 267x238px) Image search: [Google]

13KB, 267x238px

Why aren't you guys playing the pen and paper game based off of being trapped underground and murdered?
https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Paranoia

>>342669173
Please remove the box. The legs are the most important part.

>>342669183
Your pic doesn't have cute thighs.

>>342665101
Simple, buy Vita version to support the devs, and Arrg M'm80s the PC version.

>>342669173
HOLY SHIT
>>342669183
>>342669017
BTFO

>>342669173
If this isn't real I'll kill myself

>>342669173
FUCK, I take back what I said. This is the real thing.

>>342669173
ANON, YOU'LL HAVE ALL THE HELP FROM /HBG/ IF YOU NEED HELP WITH ANYTHING YOU CAN ASK.

>>342669440
>support the devs
But this is the last entry.

File: 1447126267473.jpg (40KB, 800x534px) Image search: [Google]

40KB, 800x534px

>>342669173
I will gift you a steam copy when it comes out if you do it

>>342669173
Please make a QR of it
At least give us the necessary info

>>342669495
WE WILL HELP YOU AS WELL! DUMP IT FOR GREAT JUSTICE!

>>342669520
Doesn't fucking mean i don't want to give money to people who make great VNs

File: 1438634312972.png (205KB, 500x333px) Image search: [Google]

205KB, 500x333px

>>342669173
FUCKING HELL YES
JUST ASK FOR HELP IF YOU DON'T KNOW HOW
4 FUCKING YEARS WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT

File: leg.jpg (753KB, 4209x5953px) Image search: [Google]

753KB, 4209x5953px

>>342669351

File: snail.jpg (146KB, 1375x953px) Image search: [Google]

146KB, 1375x953px

>my face when I was the one who informed leakfriend of it breaking release date in the first place

>>342669620
You're just paying a middleman.

>>342669669
>virtue's last reward was 4 years ago
Holy fuck

File: pokemon to the right over there.jpg (238KB, 540x720px) Image search: [Google]

238KB, 540x720px

3DS version is 1.10.0, what do I do

>>342669785
>1.10

what? Don't you mean 11.0?

>>342669173
DELETE THIS

>>342669669
>thinking 4 years of waiting is a lot

>>342669785
i accidentally a period over there but you know what i mean

File: 1458974424002.gif (2MB, 238x158px)

2MB, 238x158px

>>342669173
I stopped all my vidya related plans just because of this and I will do nothing else until the cia comes out.

>>342669785
Well is it CFW'd (sure as hell hope it is)

>>342669785
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
DON'T PUT THE GAME IN THE MACHINE

>>342668718
Oh my god, Haha! I love how we can easily tell who those three characters are.

>>342669785
HYPE TRAIN! (?)

>>342669785
FIRST OF ALL, YOU HAVE TO DO THIS CAREFULLY, SECOND, PICK YOUR CAMERA/CELLPHONE AND TAKE A SHOT OF YOUR CUTE LEGS AND POST TO US.

File: RED.png (1MB, 1472x1068px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1472x1068px

>>342669785
no...

not... not like this...

>>342669173
>manual

FAAAAAKE

FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKEEEEEEE

>>342669785
>11.0
The dream is over boys.

>>342666453
That doesn't seem too bad. Asura's Wrath had similar volume issues and it was still great.

>>342669785
>11.0.0

Welp, nothing to see here lads

>>342669785
Don't tell me it's fully updated and not hacked. Please don't.

>>342669785
Anon this might be useful. https://www.reddit.com/r/3dshacks/comments/40etaz/tutorial_dumping_3ds_carts_and_converting_3ds/

>>342667332
>>342667774
>being american
i'm sorry for your loss

File: The Jumpy is Grumpy.webm (310KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

310KB, 1280x720px

>that feel when planning on playing ZTD in my bedroom with the door shut, window AC unit on, and wrapped up in a comforter
I am truly blessed to live in a timeline where I have not succumbed to Florida heat.

>>342669785
You'll need a game to homebrew on that version.

>>342669785
POST LEAKS
POST MAJOR SPOILERS

>>342669968
It's not, it's just a pamphlet like every other 3DS game nowadays.

>>342669785
Are you fucking kidding me
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
YOUR SHIT ISN'T HACKED?
YOU HAVE A FUCKING COPY AND YOU CANT RIP IT?
IM LITERALLY TASTING BLOOD RIGHT NOW FUCK YOU AND YOUR SHIT

>>342669785

Go to system settings app and show us the system version

Right lower corner of the top screen

BUT IN THE END IT DIDN'T EVEN MAAAAAAAATER

>>342670009
But it's fully updated and not cracked, because I'm normally a law-abiding citizen. This time, I just happened to have zero patience.

i hope and pray that on this santa day someone makes my christmas dream come true and leaks the cia

>>342670040
Don't even try to Sass me EU

>>342669173
>no timestamp still
[SKEPTICISM RISES]

>>342669880
That feel. I've barely touched anything today and yesterday, and all I can do is monitor for dat .cia leak

>>342669785
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Guy with ZTD, is your 3ds already hacked?

>>342669785
Surely you have CFW already, right, anon? There's been PSAs for months about that kinda thing...

>>342665101
>Buy 999 on DS
>Buy VLR on Vita
>Buy ZTD on PC
Boy I do not want to play these games in rapid succession

>>342669785
WAKE ME UP INSIDE

>>342670301
He has 11.0 so it's over

My 3DS is 9.5, can I hack it?

>>342670426
Yeah

>>342670414
Not if it's already hacked.

Guy with ZTD, the least you can do is post dem thighs

>>342670426
Yes.

>In D-END 1 Sigma ends up the same as he did the first time through - he lost both his arms and his right eye
>he thinks that there's hope with "the next sigma"
>Akane dies in that timeline

oh shit

>>342670426
Yes

>>342670171
You could have hacked it just to be able to import games and still be able to play them.

At least post more of your cute legs now. That's the only thing left.

>>342670426
Yes.

11.0 anon go buy a 2ds or something hurry hurry

>>342669173
WEW LAD

>>342670414
If you installed A9LH and then updated to 11.0 then you would have access to homebrew just fine.

1 guy with copy = more people already have the game

someone will leak the game during the weekend for sure

>>342669785
Mail it to me; I'll credit you as the original prophet :^)

File: 1462253959001.gif (1MB, 245x300px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 245x300px

>>342669785

>>342670535
DAMMIT
LEAK IT SOMEONE

>>342669785
Just kill me now

File: 1463170783673.png (296KB, 428x468px) Image search: [Google]

296KB, 428x468px

>>342670624
No one will leak it. Screencap this.

I got a review copy and had no obligation to actually review it since my site got a few codes... just beat the game.

Christ, this FUCKING game.

I will say that the Vita version runs fine. I don't know what people are talking about.

>watches are being delayed for several more weeks
>vita and 3ds have issues

Should I just cancel my pre-order and get it on PC? I feel even the shipping is going to be fucked up somehow, so I'll be getting it around the PC release anyway.

reminder that if the game had a physical release in EU this wouldnt have happened and the game would have been leakd at least 2 days ago
leave it to murkans to be retarded

>>342670730
I hope it's a good kind of Christ, of Fucking Game.

So is it actually happening or should I be patient for a few more days?

>>342670730
can you tell us absolutely no spoilers, thank you

>>342669785
>11.0

FUCK

File: JUST.jpg (16KB, 291x454px) Image search: [Google]

16KB, 291x454px

>someone actually got ZTD and was willing to leak it
>their 3ds isn't hacked

File: 0084.jpg (10KB, 512x384px) Image search: [Google]

10KB, 512x384px

>>342670624

>>342670767
cry some more eu

File: 1466818535056.png (867KB, 1090x386px) Image search: [Google]

867KB, 1090x386px

>>342669785
>11.0

>>342670952
It was almost happening

he's on the latest firmware we're fucked

File: 1466618958414.png (618KB, 960x959px) Image search: [Google]

618KB, 960x959px

>>342669785
That's fucking it, that's the last straw. I'm coming over there and steal your copy.

File: betray.jpg (93KB, 276x565px) Image search: [Google]

93KB, 276x565px

(´・ω・`)

>>342671031
im not one of the thousand burgers itt begging for someone to dump though

>>342671224
MORE LEGS

File: john.png (527KB, 1486x712px) Image search: [Google]

527KB, 1486x712px

Zero Tiem Dileema - A storie about friendship and sadness - By Q

One day Junpy was walking thru the forest wen he heard the bushes rustle. He looked in the rustling bushes and bound kanny! Kanny giggled, she loved to tease junpy, but junpy did not like it! junpy grabbed kanny and he yelled at her! so scary! he said he was thru playing the action hero and thru her to the ground. then out of nowhere, junpy sensed his arch enemy dio! dio teleported in from bheind and tipped his hat. "Haha! we meet agains junpy!" Dio talked. "This time I will blow up the world and there is nothing you can do about it!" Nooo! junpy screamed and lept at dio, but dio was too fast and quickly teleported out of the way behind kanny. "Haha, yes! I dio will blow up the world and you too junpy!" "Nooo!" junpy screamed and did a flying tackle at dio. "Oh no! my bombs!" dio cried as he went flying back towards myrmidon HQ. "Curse you junpy! i will be back with more clonesss! And then dio came back with more clones. "Oh no!" junpy looked at kanny "I cant fite all these clones by myself, im thru playing the action hero!" Then kanny got an idea "Junpy! call your other yous, together you can beat the dio!" "Of course kanny! junpy held his hand up and yun junpy and ol junpy materialised in thin air next to him. "3 junpys will certainly beat the dios!" but the dios were fast, and there was already 6 of them. "Oh no!" ol junpy cried "There are 6 of them, thats more then us, we can't beat them!" So the three junpys put their heads together and seeked a way out. "Nooo my puzzle!" Dio screamed. "And now we will beat you dio!" the junpys struck a pose and were ingulfed in wite lite. "FORM OF LAGOMORPH" the three junpys quickly transformed into the untimate megazord JUNPYDOLL. JUNPYDOLL fired a blast of nines at the dios and they all exploded. "Wow junpy! you are awesome!" kanny said. "Shut up kanny!" all the junpy said in unison and went home.

The end

PS: Eric smells

>>342671224
go fucc yourself boi

>>342669785
Damn. We almost just saw Sex.

>>342671190
I'll hold him in place while you take the game. I might have to apply force and some clothes might be ripped but that's normal.

>>342665101
I already preordered the vita watch edition once upon a time. That said, I will pirate the PC version as I feel it is within my morals to do so.

File: 1444356572340.jpg (55KB, 300x386px) Image search: [Google]

55KB, 300x386px

>>342671224

>>342671391
>not pirating it anyway because fuck you that's why
I'm pirating dat dere 3DS copy when it leaks because I can no longer spend money on frivolous things ;_;

File: junpeis.gif (4MB, 480x270px)

4MB, 480x270px

>>342671286
>yun junpy and ol junpy
ASSEMBLE

>>342671224
Fuck you
you could have been a hero but you're a mongoloid

>>342671391
Will it be as easy to pirate on PC as it is on 3DS? I'm surprisingly new to this whole thing?

File: ....jpg (25KB, 321x322px) Image search: [Google]

25KB, 321x322px

>>342671224

>>342671224
BECOME AN HERO, YOU LITERAL FUCKING FAGGOT
NOW I HAVE THE GRUMPY JUMPY DUMPIES

>>342671224
Fuck you
You're useless now

File: maxresdefault (1).jpg (50KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

50KB, 1280x720px

(´・ω・`''')

>>342671587
>as easy to pirate on PC as it is on 3DS
easier, since you won't have to hack it. just wait for a crack and torrent it.

Zero is CQD

>>342671547
edg jumpy hd2 remaster is what gets me, but only because its after edgee jumpy hd

>>342671224
I'm glad that you weren't able to leak it. Knowing this board, some asshole would've posted spoilers afterwards.

>>342671910
I second that. We just have to wait Santa or Clover more days.

>>342671910
I'd be genuinely impressed if someone was able to simultaneously download, install, play, and beat the entire game before anybody else even began a playthrough.

>>342671910
It would take a while for someone to actually play the game, no one would be able to spoil it immediately

>>342671910
Some faggot recently posted a lot of spoilers in the guise of theories recently.
He's having a blast I guess.

This is from "We got this Covered" news: http://wegotthiscovered.com/gaming/zero-time-dilemma-review/

"Throughout the 20 or so hours I spent playing, I laughed, I cried, and I wiped a bead of sweat off my forehead as a I made some truly gruesome decisions."

Is the game really that short? 20 hours? That's less than the first two games if that's true.

>>342672135
lol no

999 is short as fuck.Like 15 hours tops.

>>342672135
What are you talking about? 999 is 25 hours, VLR is 30.

>>342672135
It's about the length of the "core" part of 999, and that didn't have a flowchart. VLR also had a ton of padding, so I'd much prefer a shorter but tighter game.

>>342672220
I'm pretty sure I spent at least over 30 hours on 999, supposing all endings are checked and everything got interacted with.

>>342672135
What? I beat VLR in 20 something hours. 999 even shorter

>>342672250
I was talking about ZTD being shorter than 999 and VLR.

>>342672314
That's true, regardless of length, as long as the story is as strong (from what I hear, it lives up to it), it ends up being what matters most in the end.

Maybe I'm retarded, but I've got a feeling that you guys are going to hate this "key" puzzle in ZTD.

http://howlongtobeat.com/game.php?id=111
http://howlongtobeat.com/game.php?id=11556

Hoping I can play it on my Surface Pro 4 so I can get PC graphics amd touch screen contorls

>>342672648
Depends. How long did it take you to get through the piano one?

File: load screen.jpg (160KB, 540x405px) Image search: [Google]

160KB, 540x405px

>>342671910
Actually, does anyone want to request spoilers? I only have 8 hours logged, though, and only one ending, so I can't answer any big plot questions. Only shit like "does Junpei have a nurse fetish?"

The answer is yes.

>>342672648
Don't worry, we live the games to feel like the characters within them; the dilemmas, bring on the pain!

-- Us Masochists

>>342672608
Most reviewers clocked 25 hours in ZTD, anon, that's damn long all things considered.

>>342672852
Don't care
Leak the game

>>342672135
https://howlongtobeat.com/game.php?id=111
https://howlongtobeat.com/game.php?id=11556

FWIW. 999 would be even shorter on emulator considering you can speed through shit faster. Donno what proportion of people let voices play out in VLR

>>342672825

The piano keys one is the one I'm talking about.

I've found a few of the "keys" but I can't find the rest. I found the stump, the shadow, the rose, the checkered, the red one, and then nothing else so far.

>>342672648
I have brain problems, primarily regarding comprehension and memory.

I'm going to hate every puzzle.

>>342672961
>slowpoke.jpg

>>342672852
Oh my!
Multiple save files!
That's a bonus!--... For the 3DS part~

>>342672852
No spoilers but I wanna know how good the NEW music is?

>>342672852
The only spoiler i want is if Akane cucks Junpei. Thats all i care for and depending on your answer i will rush gamespot for a pre-order.

>>342672852
would you be willing to give me your address so I can send you a 2ds?

>>342672852
any dialogue of sigma and/or phi in regards to swimsuits

This is a big spoiler
For you

File: cute anime girl laughing in front of her lcd monitor.png (41KB, 400x400px) Image search: [Google]

41KB, 400x400px

>>342673063

File: 11632110217.jpg (66KB, 570x609px) Image search: [Google]

66KB, 570x609px

Even fucking furries got the game already. Life is not fair.

Another faggot posted an LP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDcBLR23MHo

>>342672852
Does junpei's true love the FUNYARINPA return

WHY WILL NOBODY LEAK THE GAME REEEEEEEEEE

>>342672852
People have been talking about a big twist that you can reveal super early. What is that?

>>342673251
I WANT TO GET OFF CLOVER DAY'S WILD RIDE

>Cia by the end of the night at this rate

Fucking finally, I always believed

>>342673264

He mentions the FUNYARINPA in the casino quest room.

>>342673063
28673 Manhattan blvd, Boston NY space #304

>>342671224
>Hairless leg

>>342672978
I just did it last night but fuck my memory. You have access to "sky" room right? That's how you complete the hint with the eye, glass, pitcher, star. Make sure they are filled with water. There's another key that you have to view one of the recliners chairs from an angle so that it - fuck. That's what you meant by stump. You placed that beaker or whatever on the ground near the room switch right? You also stab the poster for another (I think) and you view that water filled puzzle with the camera in another "biome" for another.

>>342673251
REPORT REPOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRT

REPORT THOSE DAMN BRATS

>>342673251
that is the neckbeardiest neckbeard i have EVER seen

>>342673392
According to what?

>we live in a timeline where ZTD happened
>but not in one where it leaks early

That's it guys, I hope the Quantum Immortality theory is correct because I'm going to attempt a jump.

>>342673427
BULLSHITING ME

>>342673537

oh, THAT'S what you use the tumbler for? I don't think I have access to the "sky" biome yet, unless you're talking about the forest-y one.

>>342673537
>>342672648
Oh and immediately after doing the eye, glass, pitcher, etc use your camera on the shapes that show up and that's another key. That one was pure chance alone for me so I"m not sure if there's any special trigger other than immediately after solving and using the camera.

>All these secondary pieces of shit getting the game before it's officially out

Fucking REEEEEEEEE

A timeline where ZTD doesn't leak... Zero Leak Dilema...

Or.. is it even a Dilema? No leaks is a good thing right..?

Maybe this is the good timeline...

>>342673725
Nah. Sky is after Forest for sure. Seems to just unlock after a couple of keys are acquired. But you unlock it, you should be good for those other ones I mentioned.

>>342673903

Yeah just got it myself. How the fuck do I get the camera to look at the star through the wine glass and pitcher?

Was going to try out the PC version, but will be on a plane for a long ass time the week after, so going with Vita.

File: funyarinpa.jpg (51KB, 488x125px) Image search: [Google]

51KB, 488x125px

>>342673013
I don't pay attention to that, but nothing seems drastically out of place, I guess?

>>342673057
Not so far, though Carlos has been putting the moves on her after Junpei gets ahead of himself.

>>342673063
no

>>342673115
Not yet

>>342673264
Yes

>>342673340
Not sure what it's referring to, but it is possible to reach an ending in 10 minutes by getting the correct answer at the very first decision. Also, Sigma is hilariously open about absolutely everything.

>>342673443
> not plucking leg hairs every day to distract yourself from the banality of life

STOP DISCUSSING PUZZLES

File: Anna Gram.jpg (36KB, 667x294px) Image search: [Google]

36KB, 667x294px

>>342673251
So what's it mean?

>>342673846
Maybe this is just one of their decision games

Maybe leaking the game led to Spike Chunsoft firing Uchikoshi and they simply jumped back to the decision and saved his career

And here I thought I would finish playing B/W2 before the release. guess not.

File: Savior.jpg (261KB, 561x750px) Image search: [Google]

261KB, 561x750px

>>342674175

>>342674175
GAME OF THE CENTURY

God dammit, all those let's play and stores already selling the game. I wish Aksys just said "fuck it" and released the game earlier on steam.

>>342674175
Thanks spoiler anon. Oh, who's your favorite character so far?

Can't freaking solve the specimens puzzle with team Q. The capsules are suppose to be a hint. Shit makes no sense.

>>342674531
Gab. He's a good boy.

>>342674092
Use the camera and line it up? Or maybe I didn't use the camera for that one and used it immediately after for the shapes that show up. I forget. Make sure both glass and pitcher are filled however.

>finally get the light through the glass
>suddenly floating LOSS.jpg

wut

Anyone else worried the stiff animations will be a huge turn off?

Aaaa, you people are driving me crazy!!! Leak when?!?!? Leak when?!?!?!? [digging hands into ground]

>>342674561

Have you gotten the little poster hint you get from the liquid puzzle?

>>342674657

Got it. For whatever reason it kept wanting to take pictures instead of zooming in.

>it's starting

It was fun waiting for the leaks to begin, now I will have to leave. Here's looking forward to playing the game.

>>342674958
I just guessed it. I had capsules and the computer screen.

File: 1424980036540.png (20KB, 560x407px) Image search: [Google]

20KB, 560x407px

>>342674928
Watched the first 40 mins of the game on youtube.
Not at all.

>>342674950
Dig into this!
*unzips all 18 inches*

IT'S FUCKIN HAPPENING IN 3DSISO GUYS IT'S REAL

>>342675263

You need the chart. The capsules are shaped like numbers and correspond to the colors on the chart for which order the specimens are suppose to go in.

I think I still remember the colors... Green is Bird, Pink is Fish, Orange is Plant, and Blue is Fetus. Grey is bug, but that doesn't matter since it's stuck.

Just use the colored capsule numbers and solve it.

>>342675543
screenshot it next time. for now im just gonna assume you're a troll

>>342675543
This is lies!

File: tracksuits.png (223KB, 500x643px) Image search: [Google]

223KB, 500x643px

>>342673251
>Sigma calls Junpei 'Tenmyouji'
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

File: 1465206368327.jpg (22KB, 272x285px) Image search: [Google]

22KB, 272x285px

>tfw the watch shipments are going to be super-delayed because Amazon fucked up
THANKS
FUCK
I know the games themselves are gonna be on time but I'm still mad. That extra bonus better be a 999 watch or something

File: somebody stop me.jpg (131KB, 500x278px) Image search: [Google]

131KB, 500x278px

Sigma is too innocent for this world - too pure.

Protect this Sigma, cherish it with your life.

File: 1460874063142.jpg (239KB, 1044x770px) Image search: [Google]

239KB, 1044x770px

>>342665101
>Game literally is put on hold for years because of financial struggle
>Devs trust the west and is being released here first
>LOL TIME TO PIRATE
gross
Buying it for Vita and Steam

File: image.jpg (2MB, 3264x2448px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 3264x2448px

>>342675654
>>342675712
Look at me Niggers and say it together ITS HAPPENING!!!

>>342676234
most of us are gonna buy we just want it early too

>>342676331
>JPN
There was an attempt.

File: ZTD.jpg (30KB, 579x318px) Image search: [Google]

30KB, 579x318px

Anon from yesterday that nobody probably remembers or cares about here, I'm helping my friend through the process of downgrading from 10.6 (the screenshot is from his stream of downgrading, hence the quality. I can ask for higher quality pictures if you want them but it's just the same stuff the guy earlier in the thread posted), so unless he's a dummy and somehow bricks, the .cia should be up in an hour or three.

If you're still around and don't wanna see spoilers (not sure why you're even still around since people have copies), now's definitely the time to leave.

On a side note, is there anyone around with a N3DS or capture unit that's planning to marathon stream the game? If not, I can try to set up a stream with IP webcam phone for video and direct feed audio, just don't expect great quality video.

>>342676234
I bought the game through my friend for 3DS for this and I'm buying it on Steam. Most people waiting for the leak already have the game pre-ordered and just want to play it as soon as possible, the people who are solely pirating it seem to be the minority.

>>342676331
FUCK
DOES JAP HAVE ENGLISH

>>342676234
Most of us just wanna pirate it to play it early, senpai.
I'll be pirating it and buying it.

>>342676331
lol the japanese cia that can't even be played

>>342676234
Same here anon

>>342676397
Make a QR code of it so I can download at work pls

File: 1442765965663.png (54KB, 306x421px)

54KB, 306x421px

>>342676331
Old image, old shenanigans.
Its not happening

>>342674390
It's not Aksys' decision to make. It's SC's.

>>342676234
I was going to buy it until I learned that aksys are gigantic cunts.

>>342676397
>so unless he's a dummy and somehow bricks, the .cia should be up in an hour or three.
Godspeed

>>342674175
LEAKANON TELL US ABOUT THE BUTTON

What is with the blue button? and why do all 3 teams get a choice to press a yellow button?

fucking game and their fucking buttons

>>342676621
Buy the steam version that way you don't support their retarded shenanigans.

>>342676397
ZTD will never ever leak

>>342676397
You have nice fingernails.

>>342665101
I'm playing this game for the story, not the graphics. So it doesn't matter what platform I get it on.

>>342676529
nigger i just toke the fuckin pic from my cell, do you want my dick on it to prove it real or what?
why the fuckin download is at 155?? fuckin years downloading

>>342676621
What did they do?

>>342676234
I'm pirating it because I have no fucking clue when my copy is going to ship at this point

>>342676397
>now's definitely the time to leave
BUT WHERE WOULD I FIND THE UPLOADED .CIA

>>342676234
We're all buying it you dumb fuck
We just can't wait any longer

>my SHIFT connection's been cut

OH FUCK

>>342676975
>We're all buying it
:-)

>>342676836

Create a python script, that pulls down the latest info from ABGX.net, and scans for the words "zero, time, dilemma". If those are found in the html, have the script send you a friendly email, saying that the game has been leaked.

>>342676689
The blue button exists and tells you not to press it. Sigma wants to press it anyway. Phi says not to press it. MAKE YOUR DECISION

The yellow buttons are basically an instawin in that if a team chooses to press it then the other two teams are killed and their six passwords revealed. Only the first team to press the button counts. If nobody presses the button, then nobody dies, but then again, nobody remembers it, either. Junpei, Sigma, and Eric want to press the button. Akane and Phi don't want to press the button. Mira just doesn't care. Thanks, Mira.

>>342676780
Extreme bias when giving out review codes. Big review websites got them asap and were given great communication while smaller review places both didn't get a code and didn't get an email back saying that they were not going to get a code either (It's sort of an unwritten rule that when a code is requested that the PR department has to notify the person who requested it on if they made it onto the list or not)

>>342666954
>you will never be a termite in that box

Been having issues with my vita as I replay VLR, specifically a problem where the battery seems to think it's empty if I leave it unplugged for more than 10 minutes. Nullifies the benefit of being able to lounge around playing it at my leisure, so I'll probably get the Steam version, happy to hear it seems to be the best of the three.

>>342676762
Dumbass, the game is physically unplayable, bootscreen loop tier.

File: junpeiwasalwayspunished.jpg (84KB, 500x400px) Image search: [Google]

84KB, 500x400px

>>342673251
>>342675074
Yeah, this is getting to be a little much. I couldn't even stop myself from watching the damned let's play. I'm leaving as well.

That opening though...

Im probably playing the Vita version.It looks miles better than the 3DS version (I only got VLR on 3DS since it looked stretched as fuck on Vita, since it was developed for 3DS )and I always though these games were better on handheld.

>>342675859
Wait where'd you hear this? Did they say there'll be an extra bonus?

I'm fucking hitting up every game store in my vicinity tomorrow to see if there's anyone willing to break the street date around here, wish me luck bros.

>>342677783
Yes, if your pre-order came with the watch you'll get an extra bonus because of the delay

>>342677783
Yes https://twitter.com/Aksys_Danny/with_replies

File: 1465523676497.png (370KB, 438x476px) Image search: [Google]

370KB, 438x476px

>the only people that got their copy earlier are idiots who

-Haven't hacked their 3DSes yet
-Updated to 11.0
-Don't know how to follow a simple tutorial to extract a cia

why

File: c2e2652c24[1].png (36KB, 956x236px)

36KB, 956x236px

>>342678032
Good

File: Retail Watches.jpg (43KB, 609x301px)

43KB, 609x301px

Have we talked about this yet?

>>342678183
then whats the point of pre-ordering?

>>342678317
Getting it early and in factory condition?

I'm getting steam for a few reasons. I really wanna support this port so 999 and VLR could get one later. Also playing on 1080p will be nice. And it also will be cheaper than buying the 3ds version where I live.

>>342678317
You'll get it earlier

File: 1466372731815.jpg (2MB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1920x1080px

>>342678183
>Main preorder editions were closed over 11 months ago
>it somehow still overwhelmed them

File: 3ta.jpg (701KB, 788x1160px) Image search: [Google]

701KB, 788x1160px

3 Days Left

>>342665101
Steam of course. There's absolutely no debate.

>>342678317
The pre-order bonus doesn't cost extra. Retail watches do.

>>342678106
And the worst part is, some people on this very site have early 3DS copies and yet for some reason, didn't hack their 3DS despite the daily "Why haven't you hacked your 3DS yet" threads we had months ago.

>>342678498

I had the chance to grab the 3DS review copy, but I went with the Vita review copy.

I have a hacked 3DS.

>>342665101

Still gonna get it for the 3DS because that what I played 999 and VLR on with the GF. I don't think that kind of game translates well on PC.

LEAK WHEN?

>>342678498
I don't see any reason to hack my 3DS

Do you always win the coin flip the first time? Or is it possible to lose it and have trouble randomly getting CQD-1?

>>342678629
that's bait if ive ever seen some

>>342678498
>we had months ago
We still have them. Lurk more.

>>342678639
you understand that 99% of visual novels and escape the room games are PC exclusives right?

>>342678669
Region unlock is why I did it.

>Sigma calls Junpei "Tenmyouji"

>>342678669
fuck you

>>342678716
Unfortunately, the guy who leaked 7th Dragon early said he'd leak ZTD too if his reviewer friend got a 3ds review code. His friend got a vita code instead.

I'm curious as to how everyone reacts if you choose to kill C-Team when you're Diana during the 2nd decision part.

>>342678106
>>342678498
>>342678629

Life is simply unfair, don't you think?

>>342678794

The dual screen adds something that PC cannot replicate. It felt especially powerful in 999's finale.

>>342678841
god damn.

>>342678183
>buy something limited because you're a fan and were waiting for it. It's more special because it was only up for a couple hours
>They send them out to gamestops everywhere so there's probably going to be EXTRAS on sale years from now

File: tmp_29239-IMAG02381168940239.jpg (2MB, 2688x1520px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 2688x1520px

>>342678716

bait? what bait?

>>342679024
but they'll never be the same as the preorder one and will probably be in worse condition because gamestop is shit

>tfw still not out on steam

Uploading .cia now. Will take ~1 hour.

>>342678992
999 was a DS exclusive. The rest is not.

>>342678992
Not only you can have 2 (or 4 or 9) screens in PC the emulator literally replicates the dual screen (and yes you can rotate it too

>>342679181
huh, well color me surprised.

>>342678183
resellers btfo

pre-order from amazon still not shipped. should i worry?

>>342679259
>not 5 hours
btw, a screenshot would help.

>>342679259
screenshot/pics or go home

>>342679259
Post proof keep me looking or ima go play mario kart.

>>342679379
It wouldn't ship this early.

>>342679206
Honestly there probably won't be a way to distinguish the two since they're being shipped separately now

>>342678629
>>342679181
You could have been the hero we needed, our knight in shining armor.

But we wouldn't deserve you if you did.

>>342679259

Quit bullshitting me!

>>342679181

>he could've leaked the .cia
>he decided not to

FUCK YOU

File: a5e50fccd1[1].png (31KB, 633x326px) Image search: [Google]

31KB, 633x326px

>>342679495
yep

>>342679259
Lies.

>>342679495
Yeah except gamestop is shite still lol

the gamestop ones are gonna be half-broken when people buy them, or they'll sell out immediately

File: CIA IS MY ANGEL.png (1MB, 1366x768px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1366x768px

DAMN BRATS

WHERE IS SHE

>>342673251
>"Oh man, I'm really interested in Akane and Junpei"
>picks D-Team despite the split clearly stating they're in C-Team