SEGA E3 2016

>Please stand by
what did he mean by this

Check, 1, 2...
SEEEEEGA!

Virtua Fighter 6 or go home

>almost 10 minutes late

>>341465452
no vf6 anon.
Keep dreaming.

>>341466661
I'll find you faggot

>>341466763
See me in ranked

>Sega EU
Does that matter?

SEGA does it again!

Thank you insufferable morons, that fucking is stream is nothing but two fat fucks sitting on a cheap skype stream waiting to announce so idiotic sonic collection.

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>>341467107
I need my Project Diva date

>that Livestream "quality"
Sega had a hard business.

All I want is some sort of Panzer Dragoon revival, be it remasters or new games. I know there's not a chance in hell it will ever happen, though.

>>341467619
and my smartphone making me write like a moron for FUCK SAKE.

WHY CANT THEY JUST PAY FOR BUBBLE LISENCING? THIS TRAILER IS FUCKING GARBAGE

First for WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

just kill me and kill sega

THEY ARE JUST SHOWING TRAILERS

Not like this

Not like this

we have to stick together so we can make it through the hurt of being a SEGA an

WOO

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>tfw it's fucking nothing

sonic when

Fuck I need to play Yakuza some day.

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Why are we still here? Just to suffer?

>>341469361
>a SEGA an
The budget is so low SEGA can't afford fans, just ans.

>>341469431
▶
they dont even have money for a deacent stream leta alone drugs

WOOO

K A K K A T T E K O I
O
I

>Whooo

this is boring and depressing

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I came here to give you some Sonic since Sega won't.

>sonic and yakuza
c o m f y

>>341464981
Wake me up if Bayo3 is happening

What did Sega show so far? Just Yakuza?

WOOHOOOOOO

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I USED TO RULE THE WORLD
SEAS WOULD RISE WHEN I GAVE THE WORD
NOW IN THE MORNING I SLEEP ALONE
SWEEP THE STREETS I USED TO OWN

Is this the Sega Funeral Memorial Service?

>Saejima and Dojima in the 80s

NEAT

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LOCALIZE PUYOPUYO

G I V E
U S
S O N I C

SONIC BOOM.

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>We never delay Sonic games

I can really see them trying to sell Yakuza. Finally a trailer showing heat moves.

>the only Sega game i give a fuck about and just like 5 they're probably gonna keep delaying it (expecting late 2017 or even early 2018)

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I'm almost enjoying my disappointment.

>sonic boom and sonic parties
i want death

>Sonic Boom shirt
Hype is ded, move on people

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>The big finale is just the Lego Dimensions trailer

>w-we delayed Sonic
>i-it...good now pls buy...

HMM I WONDER WHO'S THAT GUY??

THERE'S NO ANNOUNCEMENT
>THERE'S NO ANNOUNCEMENT
THERE'S NO ANNOUNCEMENT
>THERE'S NO ANNOUNCEMENT
THERE'S NO ANNOUNCEMENT
>THERE'S NO ANNOUNCEMENT
THERE'S NO ANNOUNCEMENT
>THERE'S NO ANNOUNCEMENT

WHERE IS SONIC ADVENTURE 3

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announcement for announcements.

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>this stream
Waiting for games.

>>341469632
Puyopuyo is fucking Tetris, you dumb piece of shit.
You don't need to know Japanese to play it.

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>Sonic Party

WHO IS THE TWITTER GUY

>It's just an anouncement for a Sonic-con
oh my fuck
end my life

They aren't even announcing the fucking game

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To celebrate Sonic's 25th Anniversary we are on the look out for the EU's biggest Sonic The Hedgehog Super Fan!

To enter, submit a video that demonstrates why you are the biggest Sonic Super Fan in the European Union - the video must be no more than 5 minutes long & must showcase creativity. For example you could show off your Sonic Collection, read out a poem or short story, show off your Sonic artwork collection or draw something for us or simply tell us why you are the biggest fan - you could even dress up as the blue blur - we like cosplay!

There will be one overall winner, who will get the chance to join the Sonic Team in San Diego for the 25th Anniversary party, 10 runners up will each win 1 ticket to the sold-out Summer of Sonic event in London!

The winner & runners up will be judged on creativity - so get those ideas together and submit a video before 23:59 BST on June 28th for a chance to win.

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>The announcement is you get to hang out with that fat fuck

>another autism contest
Oh boy new fuel for the cringe threads

Will CWC be there?
Id watch that.

dude memes lmao

>EU SONIC FAN
ITS FUCKING NOTHING

>>341469593
pls respond

>MEMES

GIRUGAMESH

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>there are still, to this day, people who not only want but EXPECT sonic adventure 3 to be announced

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>it wasn't a game

MEMES
>MEMES
MEMES
>MEMES
MEMES
>MEMES
MEMES
>MEMES
MEMES
>MEMES
MEMES
>MEMES
MEMES
>MEMES
MEMES
>MEMES

MEMES

IT'S NOT EVEN A VIDEO GAME FUCK

Sonic party at San Diego, can't wait to see the autism.

What a FUCKING joke.
At least we may get a cringe compilation out of this """party""".

>Sonic E3 livestreamers are autists who talk about memes in real life

Oh man I will write you some shit in that application just you wait 30 more minutes

>sonic party
new season Chris chan videos confirmed

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Nice meme!

>using video
>no less than 5 minutes
>Cosplay
>Poems
>Why you're the biggest sonic fan
I do not envy the man who is going to have to trudge through that neverending stream of autism that is going to come from this.

>Contest about why you're the biggest sonic fan

Isn't this how CWC got started? Do they know what they're going to create?

>>341469892

It's not even that. The con was already announced. They're just giving one person in Europe the chance to go.

>>341470112
CWC protest movement when?

L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

>OVER A FUCKING MONTH
>TO WAIT FOR SONIC ADVENTURE 3
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>341470052
it was an announcement for a party for an announcement of a game :^)

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>>341469838
Puyo games have stories

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>>341469838
>Puyo is fucking tetris

got my reply

>>341469937
Oh God this is going to be a treasure trove of autism

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>>341469892

I'm dying over here.

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i just played this and it was cool except where the design was abysmal (I sure love how every planet's a tavern I go into to listen to one crew member say the same thing 15 times before someone else gets their turn) and I enjoyed it and then the end sucked massive balls

so someone tell sega to make it again but don't fuck it up this time ok?? thx

S O N I C P A R T Y
O
N
I
C

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>THE ANNOUNCEMENT WAS JUST A FUCKING EVENT
PEOPLE THOUGHT SONIC ADVENTURE 3 WOULD BE ANNOUNCED
>THE ANNOUNCEMENT WAS JUST A FUCKING EVENT
PEOPLE THOUGHT SONIC ADVENTURE 3 WOULD BE ANNOUNCED
>THE ANNOUNCEMENT WAS JUST A FUCKING EVENT
PEOPLE THOUGHT SONIC ADVENTURE 3 WOULD BE ANNOUNCED
>THE ANNOUNCEMENT WAS JUST A FUCKING EVENT
PEOPLE THOUGHT SONIC ADVENTURE 3 WOULD BE ANNOUNCED
>THE ANNOUNCEMENT WAS JUST A FUCKING EVENT
PEOPLE THOUGHT SONIC ADVENTURE 3 WOULD BE ANNOUNCED
>THE ANNOUNCEMENT WAS JUST A FUCKING EVENT
PEOPLE THOUGHT SONIC ADVENTURE 3 WOULD BE ANNOUNCED
>THE ANNOUNCEMENT WAS JUST A FUCKING EVENT
PEOPLE THOUGHT SONIC ADVENTURE 3 WOULD BE ANNOUNCED
>THE ANNOUNCEMENT WAS JUST A FUCKING EVENT
PEOPLE THOUGHT SONIC ADVENTURE 3 WOULD BE ANNOUNCED
>THE ANNOUNCEMENT WAS JUST A FUCKING EVENT
PEOPLE THOUGHT SONIC ADVENTURE 3 WOULD BE ANNOUNCED
>THE ANNOUNCEMENT WAS JUST A FUCKING EVENT
PEOPLE THOUGHT SONIC ADVENTURE 3 WOULD BE ANNOUNCED
>THE ANNOUNCEMENT WAS JUST A FUCKING EVENT
PEOPLE THOUGHT SONIC ADVENTURE 3 WOULD BE ANNOUNCED
>THE ANNOUNCEMENT WAS JUST A FUCKING EVENT
PEOPLE THOUGHT SONIC ADVENTURE 3 WOULD BE ANNOUNCED
>THE ANNOUNCEMENT WAS JUST A FUCKING EVENT
PEOPLE THOUGHT SONIC ADVENTURE 3 WOULD BE ANNOUNCED

WHAT? THATS IT?

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>>341470139

>>341470118
Im sure we will just need some of our guys here to win

>>341470139
>Do they know what they're going to create?
It's on purpose, the world needs a new CWC to break

>It's over
eeeeeEEEEEEEEE

THAT WAS IT
>THAT WAS IT
THAT WAS IT
>THAT WAS IT
THAT WAS IT
>THAT WAS IT
THAT WAS IT
>THAT WAS IT
THAT WAS IT
>THAT WAS IT

Holy
fucking
shit

Tricked.

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Post yfw you were hype for this garbage

Are they finally making a Sonichu game for NX?

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Im killing myself in real life
bye

>>341470316
>implying it wont be just CWC

FINISHED & BANKRUPT

>LmAO XD tRICKED

>>341470139
>>341470294
>>341470316
The TRUE Cycle must continue.

ITS NOT OVER YEEEET

AND MEMES

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>this everything

Guys, they said the actual anniversary announcement was going to be the 29th a month ago.

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>>341470374
kill me somebody please
>WOOOOOO
>MEMES
>AUTISM PARTY

lmao SEGA what the fuck are you doing
I'm dying

SONGS + MEMES + SONIC PLEASE GO, GUYS! IT'S GONNA BE CRAZEY!!

>>341470401
Bye. We won't miss you.

I WANT SONIC ADVENTURE 3 NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>sonic adventure 3
it came out already, take your pick

>Sonic Heroes
>Shadow the Hedgehog
>Sonic '06

>"IT'S NOT CALLED SONIC ADVENTURE 3"
still plays pretty much the same and has the same cast of characters and in the case of heroes and shadow, directly followed adventure 2 chronologically

>"IT DOESN'T HAVE CHAO IN IT"
is this seriously the only fucking reason you people even want this game? if not, refer to previously stated games

It's time to give up on Sonic m8s

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>be brit
>love memes

>Poetry and memes
Get on it /v/. No bigger memesters than you..

If you go to the link they posted on the stream you get this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8GU9dy3RiQ

What the fuck

Im laughing and crying at the same time
i just wanted Sonic, not maddness

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I want to create 300 fake youtube accounts and mass dislike every one of their vlogs.

It's SEGA EU you faggots, of course it was fucking nothing

The new Sonic game is getting announced at the party in July

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I fucking hate you Sega.

I'm out, laters

>>341470248
It's platinum, and they never tried to make a rpg again.

Is this just gonna be yuropoors showing off Western games no real Sega fan cares about, memeing and announcing nothing of interest?

>>341470558
all of those games are fucking trash

give me SONIC ADVENTURE 3 WITH THAT TITLE NIGGER

This is somehow less than nothing. Watching this has given me...a vacuum of hype.

>>341470374

People were actually excited for this, that fucking surprises me. After how shit Sega has been lately you'd think they'd learn.

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SEGA DOES IT AGAIN!!!
SEGA DOES IT AGAIN!!!
SEGA DOES IT AGAIN!!!
SEGA DOES IT AGAIN!!!
SEGA DOES IT AGAIN!!!
SEGA DOES IT AGAIN!!!

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>>341464981
>no mention of project diva
Looks like I'm preordering the moon runes version of future tone, then.

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>>341470552
I'll miss you though bby

>>341470558
Daily reminder that 06's actual name is "Sonic The Hedgehog", wich in my eyes is worse than labeling it SA3

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>>341470558
>shadow the hedgehog
>plays the same as sonic adventure

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>mfw they rused me

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>sega fans expecting anything
FUCKING

LMAO
M
A
O

More dislikes motherfuckers

>>341470401
Godpseed, better luck in the next one.

Wait what the fuck did they just link us to?

bitdotly/sonic25eu just links to some "Sonic is dead" video.

SEGA OF EUROPE
>SEGA OF EUROPE
SEGA OF EUROPE
>SEGA OF EUROPE
SEGA OF EUROPE
>SEGA OF EUROPE
SEGA OF EUROPE
>SEGA OF EUROPE
SEGA OF EUROPE
>SEGA OF EUROPE
SEGA OF EUROPE
>SEGA OF EUROPE

>>341470582
I can just imagine someone at Sega internally fucking with these guys.

>>341470582
Is this real? When did they post it?

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>>341470737
JUST ANOTHER DAY BEING A SEGA FAN

I WANT TO FUCKING DIE

this guy's forehead is fucking massive. frankenhead.

>Send the britbong some memes and you get an Oscar
What the fuck is going on?

>>341470740
X is coming out in August, we won't get the next game for probably another 9 months - a year

>thought they might give EU 7th dragon
>not even mentioning P5's EU release plans

Fuck it all. Sega is dead

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

My fucking sides.

>>341470558
>we already have sonic adventure 3

I want this meme to die

>>341470789
But Sega just won E3.

>DAS FREAKIN EM OUT BUUH HE GONNA LUV DAT

Just what I wanted to see, a bunch of chavs talk about nonsense for hours instead of games.

>>341470582
This is what happens when you let Aaron on stream

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>new Sonic announcement teased
>news never comes, it's just a teaser for a Sonic announcement at another event
>new Sonic announcement teased for the other event
>it's just news for a Sonic con which is teased to have a Sonic announcement
>rinse repeat for the first 6 months of the year

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THEY'RE PROMOTING THEIR OWN VLOG ON AN OFFICIAL SEGA STREAM HAHAHAHA

YOU GIVE OUT MISERABLE 10 HEADSETS AND WANT TO DO LIKE WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT I DIDNT EVEN UNDERSTAND WITH YOUR BRIT MOTH

JESUS CHRIST YOU KEEP IT

>ITS FUCKING NOTHING
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Don't forget to tune into their vlogs guys.

That's about it

WOOOOO

>>341470773
>implying the jump button doesn't make you jump in both games

>>341470558
>is this seriously the only fucking reason you people even want this game?

If there was a stand alone Chao garden game. Nobody would give a shit about sonic anymore

WHAT
WHAT
THAT'S ALL?

AND THEY WERE FUCKING LATE

ITS OVER
>THAT WAS IT

WHAT WERE THEY THINKING

>it's over
FUCK
YOU
SEGA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

That was fucking disgraceful lmao

>It's over
I'm not sure what the fuck just happened.

>>341470971
but we do, it just wasn't called sonic adventure 3

That was it???

was that it? how incredibly unprofessional. it's actually comical how bad that was

What'd I miss? I was too late.

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fuck this shit

at least post some fap material, lets get something out of this thread

hope these sega eu guys get aids desu

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The most entertaining thing about this whole thing is watching the dislikes pile up.

>say they'll announce something in July at a major Sonic event
>say Fire & Ice is the only Sonic thing at E3
>discription only mentions EU fans
>expecting something major from an EU stream at all
Y'all are retards.

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Wow it was fucking nothing!

Who'd a thunk right?

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WE HAVE BEEN TRICKED

I expected nothing. Got more than expected. This is fucking hilarious.

>>341471121
Memes.

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Why did they even bother with that shit

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>>341470773
>Shadow doesn't
>but Heroes does

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son i am disappoint

I feel like I'd much rather them not have done a presentation at all.

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>>341470740
>briefly showed Diva X on stream
>still no Yurop relase date
Fuck SoE

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For your worries.

Is.. that it..? What.

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THAT'S
FUCKING
IT

WHAT THE FUCK

I thought SEGA had 27 games to announce in the fucking west? Or was that capcom? No i am pretty sure it was sega.

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>This stream

>>341471121
Sonic party announcement at San Diego

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>stream
>THANKS FOR WATCHING
WHAT THE FUCK

MEMEING BRITBONGS MUST DIE

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Why am I still a Sega fan?

Why can't I let go?

Is this what it's like to be in an abusive relationship?

I still love you, why are you hurting me?

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>>341471123
ohboyherewego.png

Watching the dislike bar getting bigger is more fun.

>>341471215
He died for THIS.

>>341471161
HAHA

>>341471276
It was never said there would be anything major announced. Just something for EU Sonic fans.

>>341471207
>sonic adventure has 8 different play styles
>heroes has 1
>it's the same guys

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What the fuck was that

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>>341470737
Being a sega fan is suffering.

>all those sudden dislikes

feels good

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>>341471121

Sega tricked people again

I HOPE THE UK LEAVES AND GERMANY HAS TO TAKE YOU OVER EUROPE! FUCK YOU!

>>341470950
It's not like you need to know how to read to play rhythm games :^)
Future Tone is coming out on the 23rd in nippon anyways, I'll just watch the party while downloading it

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IT TOOK TWO MINUTES FOR THE DISLIKES TO OVERTAKE THE LIKES
10/10 BEST COMEDY OF E3

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i didn't deserve this

so this is what death feels like

ok but did anyone actually go to that link?

I wasn't really paying much attention but what the fuck was that? Am I going insane?

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>the dislike bar
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN

SEGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

PSO2 WITH US RELEASE DATE

THAT'S IT?!

The whole "a true fan stays until the end" was just a ruse to stop people bailing when they realized what a shit-show this was.

Why did they even bother putting this together? This shit was barely worthy getting mentioned on the SEGA blogs.

so, what happened?
was ANYTHING ANNOUNCED?

I HOPE THAT FAT UGLY HUGE FOREHEAD ASS NIGGA GETS FIRED FUCK HIM

>>341471361
Keep going

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>Livestream for 3 trailers and some autism party contest

>>341471605

Nope, not one thing

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Will Sonic twitter guy dare to make fun of his own company?

It blows my mind that those 2 guys have jobs. What the actual fuck

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>sega doesn't tell people to expect anything at e3
>people expect it anyway
>don't get anything at e3
>MAXIMUM OVER-BUTTHURT
>FUCK SEGA
>WE GOT TRICKED AGAIN
you people are genuinely fucking retarded

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>>341471354
Sega died years ago, and here we are, still carrying a torch. But for what anon?

For what?

>>341471605
A Sonic contest for Europe fans.

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I had no expectations for this stream, I thought maybe they would announce a new sonic game. Im fucking in tears and laughing at how disappointed i was from this. Is this what sega fans feel, holy shit

"Remember a true fan stays till the end!"
It's in the description of the stream. It's all a ruse, link goes to video called "Sonic is Dead".

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>>341471123
Is this fappable?

I expected nothing and I'm still disappointed.

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>>341471605
Rouge spin off.

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>actually expecting something
>it's a fucking announcement for an announcement
I never hated SEGA more

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IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING

>>341471672
you dont understand
we're desperate

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>Comments are disabled for this video.

SONIC FANS ON SUICIDE WATCH
HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT'S BEAUTIFUL

JUST LET IT GO, YOU FUCKING AUTISTS. YOU SHOULD'VE DONE IT YEARS AGO.

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WHERE'S MAH SONIC ADVENTURE 3?!?

THE RUSE CRUISE

>>341471672
This. Same fucking thing happened with SXSW too.

>>341471707
>I thought maybe they would announce a new sonic game.
Then you are an idiot. What is it about July party that you people don't understand?

>>341471843
NEVER EVER

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUFWXpYJKaI

>>341471649
then what was the POINT?

god damn, can sega just fold completely, sell off their IPs and die?

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>>341471672
>GUYS WE GOT A BIIIIIIG SONIC ANNOUNCEMENT FOR THE 25TH ANY TRUE SONIC FAN WILL WATCH TO THE END
>there's no announcement but you could win tickets to an autism party, also please watch our vlog

>>341471672
THEN WHY THE FUCK HAVE YOUR OWN STREAM?!

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>dislikes steady climbing

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>>341471123
Post Sega

>>341471882
this art style is fucking vomit inducing, get some taste

>>341471684
Why couldn't they just play the games like Nintendo does?

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i have been waiting 15 years for sonic adventure 3

I missed the stream, what happened?

>Dislike bar at 2/3 negative

>>341471726
the absolute madmen

>>341471751
i wanna rub those EEEEEAAAARRRRSSS!

>>341472027
Nothing

>>341472027
Comedy gold.

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>Fat ass bong looking like Sloth from Goonies on Sega Stream
>it's over
FOR WHAT PURPOSE?

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>>341472020

>>341471954
AHAHAHAHA. Sucks to be you, but Britbongs in your filename does it for me.

>>341471672
Not as retarded as you. They put on an E3 show. That automatically mean that things are to be expected. Anyone who does this and then fails to deliver a single thing deserves execution. These are the worst people in history.

>>341471882
Fuck this kid I am still a virgin at 24 and he gets to lose his at age 9 or some shit! SONIC IS DEAD!

>>341472027
literally nothing

>>341472027
>trailers we already saw
>some autist Sonic competition people can enter
>the sperglord EU SEGA reps plugging their shitty vlog

>>341471961

This is kind of why I don't want Nintendo to go third party. I can see this shit happening to them too.

i wish sega stop being retarded some day

>>341472027
Nothing.
Not even joking.

That was wonderful

>>341472027
Absolutely fuck all.

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KEEP DISLIKING PLEASE

>>341471978
Wokada is so fucking based

The Sega of today is kind of what a video game company run by /v/ would be like.

>pull up at some shopping square because you ordered extra large mash
>set your iphone on some tripod or wall
>play 2-3 trailers
>"SEGA"
magic

>>341472378
>worst miku is based
>>>/trash/

>>341472284
>all I wanted was a port of any of their classics to steam

NOPE, announcement for announcement of what will be a shitty sonic game

>>341472027
Homemade stream shot on a potato camera with the inbuilt microphone. Trailers for games that were shown months ago, and the announcement of a contest to win tickets to a sonic 25th party in London. The actual announcement will happen at the party.
Also, shameless vlog promotion.

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>>341472027
2 "Announcements" to game trailers they could've just posted online, and an invite to an Autism-party.
Fucking sega.

>>341471964
They said they had one for EU fans. Not Sonic fans in general.

CATCH THAT FUKKIN MEMER

>>341472027
figuratively nothing.
Two Yakuza trailers and a contest for European Sonic fans to get a chance to go to some Sonic event in America.

>>341472402
PR sure is.

>>341472027
literally nothing, for 30 minutes

>>341472027
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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The chats still going.

HIT DA BOOTHZ RITE NYAWWWW STAMPEDE

#HYPE#MEMES#YOLO

>>341472676
[saturation]

I'VE BECOME SO NUUUUMMB

>wow that trailer looked... epic

That fat brit couldnt have been any less enthusiastic about the one game they showed.

>>341470710
>all of those games are fucking trash
Just like Sonic Adventure 2.

Why did they even show up? At least Nintendo had a single interesting game to show if nothing else.

So, when are we going to get that new Sonic game announcement?

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yfw those guys got PAID for doing this

this pic is real, by the way.

is there a SEGA of America stream?

>>341472027
they literally linked us to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8GU9dy3RiQ

>bit ly links to this
youtube.com/watch?v=p8GU9dy3RiQ
Uh, what the fuck?

SEGA WON E3
>SEGA WON E3
SEGA WON E3
>SEGA WON E3
SEGA WON E3
>SEGA WON E3
SEGA WON E3
>SEGA WON E3
SEGA WON E3
>SEGA WON E3
SEGA WON E3
>SEGA WON E3

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>>341472027
Comedy Bronze

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>>341470194
>>341469792
>>341470556
>>341471843
>>341472020
>There are people who actually want Sonic Adventure 3
>Even after what the did to Sonic 4

They wanted to talk and show the new Sanic for 10 minutes but had to cut it thanks to the stream delay.

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>>341471978

>>341472954
Why is there a dead human behind him?

>>341473136
>implying
If they had anything good to show, they would've prioritized it over fucking vlogs

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>>341473005
>everyone thought Nintendo won with one game
>mfw Sega beat everyone with no games

>>341472027
I will give short recap.

>10 minutes late stream
>stream starts
>its two brit fat guys over skype on a small box on the screen
>audio quality is webcam tier so is the video
>they announce some kind event in san diego but in order to enter you need to visit some blog,leave a joke and if they two guy have a laugh you win.
>trailer for Dawn on War which they commented on - WOOW "cinematic gameplay"-
>new yakuza
>called some kid that woks on Sonic and gave out this link in pic related
>when you go to it leads to Sonic is Dead video on youtube.
>He was into memes or so he said.
>thanks for watching
Whole thing was 10 minutes long
what the actual fuck

>>341473212
Sega fans

>>341473212
thats gollum, from lotr

but in this case, its us

>>341473203
What were those magical girls as figures on Yakuza 5 anyway?

>>341472256
it would still take a long LONG time though
nintendos only huge failure was the virtual boy

sega made 1 billion fuck ups back when they were in their prime and didn't bow out of consoles until 2001

>>341473298
accurate. I already feel dead inside.

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You have exactly one month to redeem yourself, SEGA. Don't waste my generosity.

>>341473271
the joke


your head

>>341472997
>>341473000

>bit ly Sonic25EU

That doesn't lead there...

did they announce a new jet set radio

>>341473481

Yeah, true. The writing was pretty much already on the wall that they were going to go full retard one day.

It's sad because Sega and Nintendo have always been my two favorites. Never really was all that into Sony or Microsoft.

>>341473679
They announced precisely jack shit.

>>341473594
Oh you're right, it's case sensitive.

>>341473594
Because lower case or upper case letters make differences in links.
Someone made lower case link linking to YT video.

>>341473098
dumb furshitposter

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Why would you expect a major announcement from SEGA Europe's channel, c'mon now people.

>>341472829
what game, i thought you guys said no games?

What was the fucking point? All the Dawn Of War and Yakuza stuff was already released. As for the the competition to fly someone to the US, I've always assumed anyone autistic enough to want to attend a Sonic party probably doesn't have a passport.

Truly truly pointless.

>>341471605
Big the Cat's Pro Fishing 2017

>>341473747
>2016
>not 2001

>>341473679
Anon, they announced fuck and all. just two fucktards in a wind tunnel promoting their blog on segas "announcement stream"

We're watching that Sonic convention next week right?

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>>341473883
>>341473843

Sonic25EU -> the contest
sonic25eu -> Sonic is dead


Some amazing fucking troll was really quick on his feet.. Godspeed you glorious fucking bastard.

Also sonic25EU and Sonic25eu are both free.

>>341473935
Who gives a fuck? This whole stream was fucking pointless.

Europe or not.
If you gonna open up a live and call it "SEGA LIVE AT E3" , you better have something good to show off.


It was fucking garbage.

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I made a joke in the last thread about the announcement being a free keychain for Sonic Boom: Fire & Ice pre-orders.

That would have actually been a better announcement.

>>341473941
Second Yakuza trailer wasn't.

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So, did they announce a new Sonic or something?

>>341474189
this

SONIC ADVENTURE 3

PHANTASY STAR 5

SHENMUE 1 AND 2 HD

VIRTUA FIGHTER 6

YAKUZA AND PERSONA ON PC

>>341474323
No, just an announcement that they'll be having a party where they will have an announcement

>>341473591
your head


my knife

I can't believe they announced SA3 and a new Jet Set Radio!!

>>341474110

Next month. Even Sonic's actual 25th birthday is going to go buy without any announcements

>>341474447
>an announcement to announce an announcement

bravo sega

>>341474415
>VIRTUA FIGHTER 6


TGS is our last hope anon-san.