friendly reminder to keep good posture while gaming! you don't

>>336599969
How will my posture affect my facial hair?

How do I obtain a good posture?

I sleep without a pillow just because of this.

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>>336599969
this is the best way to sit

>>336599969
I have good posture but am a neckbeard by nature.

>>336600502
when will they learn lads

>>336600502
>Not squating

>>336599969
what does the weight stand for?

torso weight?

It's too late for me, my posture is already gone.

>tfw lumbar lordosis

>tfw just started sitting up straight
>tfw was painful as hell but now I developed muscles in my mid and upper back
>great posture

feels good lads, try it

>>336600764

How many barbells you can balance on the back of your neck before they start rolling off.

>>336600764

It's effectively your head weight according to your neck and shoulders. The more forward the head, the harder it is for the neck to keep it up.

>tfw always had great posture
My mom told me good posture makes you more attractive.

Never been able to play games with good posture, cant keep track of stuff without leaning toward the screen, probably because of my terrible eyesight.

My posture is totally fucked because of it, tried to fix it with exercise, yoga and foam rolling but nothing seems to work.

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Reminder that if your set up isn't pic related, you're a fucking pleb.

>>336601007
>not being swag backed

>>336601134

That looks amazing, bet that set up is expensive as fuck though.

>>336601134
Rip

>>336601007

> Developing Lumbar Lordosis is the only true way to hide a boner

>>336599969
It's too late, anon

>>336601134
Yeah sure, just imagine all those fucking fat anons trying to get up from this.

>>336601267

Yeah, maybe if they were CRTs.

>>336601134
that wouldn't support my weight mate

>>336601134
I'd just fall alseep all the time if I used that.

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>>336600502
>not this

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>>336599969
I don't care what I look like though. Being handsome makes up for bad posture.

>>336601257
It is expensive, but you can nigger-rig it with a basic zero gravity recliner and any kind of computer cart/monitor arm that will allow you to position the screen/inputs in a similar fashion

>>336601134

> never being able to keep the mouse at rest

Just needs a perfectly horizontal mouse compartment and it's perfect.

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>>336599969
>tfw I have a hunch from hiding my boobs

I cringe so fucking hard when I see some of you hunchback quasimodos out in the wild.

I want to tell you to straighten up but I know youre beyond saving at that point.

>>336601501
have fun with carpal tunnel

>>336600502
That's very bad for your knees long-term

>>336601523
you're probably fat and unattractive

>>336601547

Not for playing or actual mouse use, just to store it when watching a video or typing.

>>336601565
I don't know if this is a joke cause it looks like the drawing has its knees bent backwards, or if sitting cross legged really is bad.

>>336601641
I weigh 10 stone.

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>>336601134
Enjoy being dead when the entire thing falls over on your and breaks your neck lmao

>>336601565
I've been doing that for rougly 7 years now and my knees work just fine

>>336601565
Not if your Asian master race like me

>>336601776
My knees have swollen up multiple times from sitting crosslegged.
As a disclaimer though I have had surgery on one of them.

>>336601776
Sitting cross legged for too long at a time will fuck your hamstrings up. I did it for years and had to have an op a few years ago to fix my hamstrings (by lengthening them). It was impossible to bend over and touch my toes because of it, let alone walk or run properly because I couldn't fully extend my legs.

>>336601786

in your bra

>>336601786
L O N D O N
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>>336601872
>>336601898
well fuck, thanks anons. Time to do some hamstring stretches.

post more spine related stuff

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>>336601794
There's more than one way to skin a cat.

>>336601935

What the fucking fuck.

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>>336601997

>>336601692
Holy shit I had no idea she was so tall.

>>336601692
shes literally just about to lean forward

>>336601935
those look like they shift some weight into your knees

>>336601935
This is another great chair.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5FhospFhgc

>>336601898
What if I sit cross legged all the time but also do lots of exercise and yoga? Cause I've been siting like that for years now and I'm half-way to sucking my own dick right now.

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>>336599969

>>336601935
Looks like it would be killing my knees

>>336601134
>>336601998
...crap....I need those.

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>>336601794
>Enjoy being dead when your ceiling collapses and crushes you

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>>336602102
2spooky

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Pic related.

Me in my comfy setup.

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how is this? its from behind...

>>336601835
We're talking more in the 20-30 year term rather then less than a decade here.

>>336601007

people that walk around with good posture look like uptight assholes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=240&v=xTCvBqZz3Bc

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>>336602183
Aperantly those standing desk are make no difference.

>>336602250
>comparing a ceiling in a house with a knockoff ikea product
Nigger what

>>336601565
>>336601872
>>336601898
Really? I always, and I mean it, ALWAYS try to bend my legs in one way or another, leaving them fully extended bothers me. Then again I'm pretty flexible and it never hurts.

How much have you anons spent on your chair? I've been using a POS $50 staples chair for 10+ years now

>>336602320
fuck, I'm sitting the exact same way and that was unnerving as hell.

>>336602320
feels comfy nigga

While we're on the subject of basic desk health. What are the best methods to reduce stress on the wrists at a computer desk? Every desk I find is just slightly too tall for me to comfortably place a keyboard with upward wrist bend. Any good slide out keyboard stands that you'd recommend?

I work in sales, you have to stand up straight, chest out and appear confidant if you want to make any money. So I'm good.

>>336602370
I bought mine for $10 at goodwill
It's garbage but it does the job.

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>>336602374
shit

>>336602356
>"adopted" son
You ruined the joke, anon.

I already look like the third one.

Kill me.

>>336602336
better than looking like a fucking cave man.

>>336602320
extremely bad for your back

>>336601692
tall lanky bitches are gross

>>336602408
don't use a mouse

sadly there's no real alternatives

>>336601935
i tried one of these things at office depot a while back, somehow that shit was really comfortable

fucking ergo magic, i tell ya

>>336601450
>nigger-rig


First time I've heard this phrase used on the internet. You sound like my dad

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>>336602370
Pic related similar

>>336602356

>Wait a minute, that 3DS

THAT IMAGE IS REVERSED!

>>336601007
What causes lumbar? Mine is pretty intense.

>>336601007
>tfw between throracic kyphosis and forward head because im nearly 7 ft tall surrounded by manlets

>>336602183
>manlets

remember: catholic school nun enforced "straight" posture is not "good posture"

good posture is what toddlers have, before they unlearn it in favor of sitting in office chairs all day
mimic children if you want to know what to do with your body for health

>>336602320
Close. I'm sitting sideways in my chair and my arm is resting on my headrest

>>336602356
She's a nice person to adopt a child and give it a good life. I hope he has good posture in the future.

>>336602486
She did adopt him and I've been a little angry ever since.

>>336602370

Check Office Depot every once and a while. I got a decent one for 60-70 that's pretty comfy. I'd like to get a mesh one now though.

>>336601935
>zero wrist support
enjoy your carpal tunnel syndrome pangs later on in life, dumb hoe

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>>336600502

I used to sit like that all the time and now I got a tailor's bunion. It honestly doesn't matter how you sit, you'll fuck up your body one way or another.

>>336602351
It looks like a steel construction, and I don't see any jet fuel in the pic.

>>336602171
>>336602354

My physio mostly consisted of stretching. Without bending knees and standing up straight, touch left toes with left hand and alternating right hand to right toes.

If you suffer any pain doing that, you really need to stretch more. It'll be better than paying money down the line (assuming you don't have the NHS, like I did.) to fix your hamstrings. You can also do it in bed - back against the headboard while reaching out to your toes without bending your back forwards too much.

>>336602624
so I should shit my pants?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtIV33HoT8g

>>336602624
I guess I have to start playing more nintendo games

>>336601998
>holding your arms up in the air without any support for a long period of time
isnt this shit what teachers used to do to kids who misbehaved

>>336602698
ideally you should kick and scream if you have to put on pants

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Sit up straight lads

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>>336602707

>>336600997
So people with bad posture have naturally stronger neck muscles because of higher constant workload?

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>>336599969
how low can you go guys?

>>336602808
GET YE GONE

>>336602707
This is relaxing as fuck to watch

>>336602808
GOLEM GET YE GONE

>>336602857
no, the muscles are not stronger, the body compensated and added fatty tissue to assist
fatty tissue is not functional muscle, and only restricts mobility

It doesn't matter how you sit. The simple act of sitting itself gives you bad posture. Good posture is kept by keeping the muscles in your neck strong, which is done through normal standing activity. If you sit a lot you're going to have to do corrective exercises throughout the day.

>>336602624
Toddlers are flexible as shit, gave great mobility, and good posture.

Its actually how we are all supposed to be but shoes and chairs fuck it all up.

What is a good sleeping posture? I practice sitting/standing straight, but what should you do when you're laying down?

>>336602917
>lift up hands
>mouse keyboard and pad all fall

>>336602707

Reminds me of that time I used to massage some girls back before her boyfriend got home. Should really learn some basic chiropractic techniques as girls tend to like that shit.

>>336602523
shes only 5'10 kanye and kim are just manlet and womanlet respectively.

>>336603039
you can never go wrong with lying on your side

>>336601134
>those wheels

i think that I'l fly by the balcony

>>336602551
>You sound like my dad
Your dad sounds like my dad.

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>>336601007
>lumbar lordosis
this shit is hot as fuck on girls. you can literally fuck them while staning up, and see their pussy from behind while they walk, like mel gibson said.

>>336603014
You might as well give up on retarded neckbeard hobbies like gaming and go /fit/

>>336601998
Is there PC game called "dental patient simulator"?

>>336602370
MARKUS
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>>336602707
psuedo science

That shit looks like temporary relief with a large chance of that aussie fuck seriously damaging something.

>>336602624
Curving your back in a C shape due to sitting is also horrible for your posture.

If by "straight" posture your mean a hyperextended lumbar spine, then you're right.

But sitting up straight (engaging abs) is about halfway between the two extremes.

>>336602551
You sound like my sister.
I bet you don't even call those nuts niggertoes.

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who /squat/ here

>>336603269
i unironically do that sometimes

As long as you get up every half hour you'll be fine
Even standing for two secs for a stretch is better than nothing

>>336603269

That vodka better be within arms reach - otherwise thats incorrect posture.

>>336603269
I no squat because of arthritis.
It hurts my hips too much.
I'll never be a good slav.

>>336603231
Is it true the chair is a meme not worth the $200? It seems like my options are cheap ~$100 plastic shit, the $200 Markus and >$400 quality chairs

>>336603094
>this bullshit I typed makes it ok that she looks like a disgusting lanky skeleton
yeah naa. keep your shit taste to yourself.

>>336603164
Girls only do that to make thier ass look bigger. If you actually see one walking around like that shes mechanically fucked up.

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Anyone use reflective glasses so they can still lie back without having a shitty contraption?

>>336600417
months of dedication, people try to just flex their abdomin/obliques/deltas for posture but you need to exercise every part of your body so that every muscle works together smoothly.

>>336602551
>>336603145

You sound like my wives' sons.

>>336602551
>>336603145
I don't have a Dad but I also use this phrase.

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>>336599969
This is actually really good advice, I used to be somewhere in the middle of the last two and I had constant back and neck problems for my entire life. But I started putting my neck straight for the last year of highschool and it's been fine ever since, no back or neck problems.

But, I went to my chiropractor and told her about it and she said that you will feel tired as fuck, and sometimes dizzy because it's such a huge adjustment.

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>>336602320
and sometimes i sit like this

>>336601776
sitting cross legged is very bad, cuts off circulation and can cause blood clots. Best way to sit is with your heels flat on the ground.

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>>336601007
>Lumbar Lordosis
Literally lol'd

>>336603428
Don't tell me what to do, you're not my real father. As soon as I'm 18, I'm out of this house!

>>336599969
I developed a severe hunch back when I hit puberty. Shit got to an 85 degree curve. Had a full spinal fusion right out of high school. Then they had to redo it 3 years later. I got an infection in my spine.
But I've got perfect posture now.

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>>336602917
>lowering the blood circulation to you arms and hands for long periods of time
very smart!

>>336603094
I like Taytay as much as the next non-homo on this board but she needs to fix that disgusting shoulder roll

100% of sitters die in their lifetime. Better quit while you can!

>>336603408
this man's onto something

>Muh health!!!

Is my posture is the worst thing happening to my body right now, I'm okay with that

>>336600997
That's weird. When my head is out like that it feels relaxed and when it's straight it gets tired. In fact when I stand upright, I hate the feeling of my spine curving in like it's supposed to in the middle. It just feels better when it's more straightened out like in the 32 lbs one.

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Who /slouch/ here?

>>336601007
>tfw lumbar getting worse and worse

How can I fix it? Will lifting help?

>>336603565

Don't worry kid, your real dad was the same way.

>>336602673
this. all you underage faggots don't understand what getting older really means

>>336603364
Unless you're prepared to spend mega dosh for the steelcase gesture/leap or Herman Aeron miller, the markus is good value. Lumbar support, mesh and (some) adjustability that, while doesn't touch the previously mentioned chairs, is top of its price range
I use one myself, glad I do

>>336603769
>have eczema
>slouch
>get taint rash

why is it so comfy anon?

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I sit like this most of the time. I know it's bad for my back but I cba unlearning an old habit.

>>336603809
Squats and deadlift help dramatically, If using proper form

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>>336602320
>not shitposting from the bed with 2 extra monitors on the wall

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>>336603769
>office chair
you dun goofed

>tfw lumber lord

>>336601007
Definitely forward head for me. I try to make a conscious effort to keep it upright but as soon as I think about something else then it goes back.

>>336603809

Had same issue in high school. Practice sway back for a while and it should eventually get you closer to good.

>>336603871
Stop doing this.

>tfw have lower back pain from sitting hunched over all those years
>tfw it hurts when I sit straight for long periods of time, but sitting hunched makes it worse in the long run

pls help la familia

>>336603964
I'm poverty. My dream is to one day have a battlestation I can post in the threads without shame, including a comfy chair.

>>336603752
For you it probably isnt

>>336603871
there's a lock under the chair so that it can lean backward, retard.

I want to get one of those fancy gaming chairs but I can't afford it

when they say "racing chair" do they mean suited to racing sims with a racing wheel and pedals and stuff?

>>336603956
>not shitposting upsidedown

>>336603763
That's because you have weak ass back/shoulder/neck muscles

>>336603306
same, the slav squat is real

>>336603354
of course

>>336603915
Thanks, I will consult /fit/.

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>not sitting comfortably in your chair with leg support from your desk

>>336601007
>tfw thoracic kyphorward head

>>336603964

Currently have one of these. It's alright, but it has zero ass support. The cushion is practically nonexistant.

>>336603956
some of us actually play video games anon WE CANT ALL SHITPOST

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>there are people on this board RIGHT NOW who don't own an executive chair

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Posture is the least of my health problems tbqh familia

>>336604356
>not playing from the bed

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Any other poor, lanky motherfuckers like me? Pic related is my current set up. I need it because my desk is too short so I have to raise my monitor so I'm not bending my neck all the time. My hope is that after uni I can save up enough money to make something more aesthetically pleasing.

>>336604418
>There are turds who can actually identify then different kinds of computer chairs

Get a life man

>>336603871
I fap like this.

I can't do it upright for some reason, it just feels so awkward.

>>336604032
Do upper back exercises: shoulder squeeze, standing rotations (side to side and right arm to left shoulder and vice versa), put your hands over your ears, elbows forward and lean towards the sky.

Make an effort to sit up straight while you sit. Roll your hips forward. The way you usually sit your hips are rolled back. Roll back and forth and your body will get used to that happy medium.

While standing, keep your head facing forward and imagine that someone has you on a string and is pulling you upwards. Keep shoulders slightly down and slightly back, abs and glutes slightly squeezed.

Get up every 45 minutes and do a 2 minute exercise from one of the above.

But when i sit straight my back hurts, should i just endure the pain until my posture goes back to normal or am i already fucked

>>336604091
Probably. I'm really going to pay for my bad habits when my metabolism slows down and my bad posture starts taking its toll.

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>>336601012

>>336599969
>friendly reminder
>it's actually friendly
you surprise me sometimes /v/

>>336604569
For that single reason I saved money to buy a semi-large monitor and made sure I was able to hang it on the wall.

>>336604585
Because you have a smaller dick.

Good posture feels so tryhard

How do I sit up straight without a chair with a back? Everytime I try to it feels like my lower spine is like curved forward and I'm not really improving anything.

Will this go away over time or am I gonna have to go see a chiropractor or some shit?

>>336601998
I aint going to the fucking dentist I'm playing some games or masturbating to cartoon girls.

>>336604720
Endure the pain. I did a few months ago and it only took 3 or 4 days to see huge improvements in how I naturally sat. Now I find it extremely awkward to sit with a C shaped back.

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I keep my core activated while I play

>>336604872
it's 5.5 inches. maybe restricted blood flow?

>>336603269
I do it sometimes

>tfw in the mirror I look fine but in photos/videos I look like an alien

>>336604569
I have a small book underneath my monitor for the same purpose. My workspace is pretty cluttered anyway so it doesn't look much worse with it there.

>>336599969
I don't hunch over at least but I still have bad posture.

Got hit by a car on my bike a while back.
Been on a PC since I was 7 when my friends uncle showed me Unreal Gold Still a 10/10 shooter.
Got the lean neck and a unadjusted shoulder.

If I don't force my right shoulder down and lean my head back I look like that one Disney witch in snow white.

>>336600417
Squads. Every fucking day.
It will straighten your back out pretty quick too.

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>>336603408
i will now!

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>>336604418
>executive chair
This is the typical "idort master race" /v/ setup:

*Used laptop from dad when he got a new one for himself
*TV is old TV from the living room, when dad bought a new one to watch his sports games
*PS4 obtained as gift from parents during last christmas season
*battle station is just laying in bed or sitting on dad's couch, shitposting on /v/ about how playing on consoles is much more comfier than playing on pc

>>336604418
>tfw not an executive so no executive chair

Why are all the comfiest positions bad for your back? The fuck is wrong with our bodies that we would be most comfortable in the most damaging positions?

>>336605220
fucking saved, I'm laughing too hard at this image

>>336603964
>>336604262
I know a fatass who flattened the cushion in one of these by sitting in it, if that's what you mean you did to yours.

>>336605012
GOLEM GET YE GONE

>>336603871
dont do this
it shortens your neck muscles and will give you a forward head posture that can fuck up your entire back before you hot 40

>>336602808
I don't think you need to worry about something that severe just from sitting a lot with bad posture. I'm pretty sure he has something wrong with his spine that wasn't caused by that.

>>336605271
They're only damaging because of the amount of time you sit like that

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>>336604102
forgot pic

The reason that i dont fix my posture is because if I push my head backwards to a normal position my huge ass adams apple sticks out further than my nose

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>arms and hands full of disgusting veins sticking out
>as soon as I raise them above my head, they're gone
What the fuck is going on with my body
Is this low blood pressure or something?

>>336602157
with this, I could spend more time with my family!

>>336605284

Nah, it's definitely just a shittier brand the fake leather for the arm rests are already starting to crack. I'm only a little over 150 pounds.

>>336600417
>I sleep without a pillow just because of this.
Does that actually help?

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sometimes I sit like this for extended periods of time because I get too lazy to correct myself and my lower back would stiffen because of it

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>>336602370
About $400, shit was worth it.

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>>336599969
thanks doc

>>336605529
Bummer

>>336603964
Got one of these, this chair is horrible. There is no lumbar support(seat to long unless your 7ft your back is not gonna be touching the backrest) and hardly no cushion right in the middle. Your back and ass is gonna hurt after a while.

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I used to laff at squatslavs but they might be onto something

if only we can harness this energy...

Chances are you will be dead before 40

Don't sweat how your 'posture' is fucking your health up.

Whenever I'm sitting upright I feel like I'm about to take a shit, it's gay af

If you really care about your spine that much get off your asses and go for a swim you dumb fucks

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>>336605012
BIG LENNY

>>336602103

She's 5'10 and wearing heels. Kardashian is like 5'2 or something and Kanye is a 5'8 manlet.

>>336603269

Fuck off L, you lost

These threads always make my shoulders hurt

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>>336605480
Here, i illustrated it

>>336605851
>She's 5'10
>exact same height as tayswiffle

WE WERE MEANT TO BE

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>good posture chairs that support your back and chairs that allow comfy fapping are exclusive

>>336606013
lol

>>336606013
I'm sorry but your illustration is hilarious.

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>>336605550
>no arm support
enjoy you carpal tunnel syndrome pangs later on in life, idiot

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>>336606013

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>>336603094
>only 5'10
>plus heels

>>336603854
Do you recommend the pleather over the fabric? I can save $50 by getting the fabric one but I'm worried about ease of cleaning

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>>336603871
>>336604585
I only do this when I orgasm

>>336605827

I would but there's no cute white girls at the city park pool. Just black and latino hood rats.

>TFW you're Ubermensch and have nothing but bad habits yet no ill consequences to show for it.

Must suck going through life as a mundane male

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Do you stretch? How flexible are you? If I try touching my toes bending forward, I can only get a little past my knees

>>336604970
>How do I sit up straight without a chair with a back?
The easyest way is probably with some sort of small cheap back brace. There's like hundreds of them for different shit and not hard to find either. Yoga is also an option.

>Will this go away over time
Time doesn't heal age anon. The shit either gets worse, permanent or, permanently worse the older you get.

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>>336606013
>caveman lean backward no good, so caveman moving like other cavemen

>>336606361
>implying you can escape health consequences
>implying ubermensch have bad habits

toppest keks.

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>titty monster sister is getting reduction surgery
>glad because her posture is awful
Whenever guys say reduction is a terrible thing, they always sound like neckbeard virgins.

>>336604970
>Will this go away over time
If you sit up straight, yes your back will become stronger and sitting up straight without a backrest becomes second nature and also very easy.

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>not doing squats, deadlifts and ab exercises for the perfect posture

>>336601935
why do people even bother making this shit? people just want a simple chair.

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>>336606013
what the fuck which mouth are you supposed to feed?

>>336606553
better than being a dumb frogposter

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>>336606553
>titty monster sister
story time pls

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>>336605550
>no arm rest
Fuck the that shit, my wrist are already hurting just looking at that chair.

>>336601448
It absolutely does not. I know a guy with a solid 8.5/10 face but his posture is a disaster. He looks like a fucking retard and is going to be a wizard soon.

>>336602183
standing desks are one of those things you buy because you want to better your life and then you realize it was a waste of money and is uncomfortable and never use it again

>>336605978
>L
>slav

>>336606762
>not supporting your arms on your desk

>>336605495
its normal
when you straighten your arm and put them up you stretch your skin and muscles which puts more pressure on your veins
unless you are a skinny fag big veins should look good on you

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>>336606553
I know your glad for your sister but as a guy who dated a titty monster, pic related. I dumped her ass because she didn't listen when I said I fucking loved her huge tits . Now I have another girlfriend whos a titty monster and she realizes that I can give her boobs and back massages to keep the pain away.

>tfw my back is on fire from making a conscious effort to sit up straight because of this thread
>tfw probably have to do this for a couple weeks in order to straighten out 10+ years of slouching

FUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKK

>>336606859
welcome to RSI city lad

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>Sit however I want and eat entire chocolate bars
>Always had good posture and good shape
>Started getting shooting pain and nosebleeds a year ago
>Coughing blood left and right
Fuck me I guess

>>336606859
>Sitting that close to your desk

Im trying to be comfy here

>>336606964
>a couple weeks in order to straighten out 10+ years of slouching

Conservative estimate there anon, I admire your optimism

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>>336599969
>mfw me (and my brother) instinctively keep very straight postures, so much so that people have commented on it
Feels good.

>>336600417
Start lifting bro

>>336606013
literally me

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>>336606238
>no ass
>lanky
>goofy face
>tits are most likely implants
>probably terrible in bed because walking skeleton
>those platforms because she is too dumb to understand her height looks ridiculous
No wonder she has a shitload of songs about being dumped by guys

>>336606991
You got Japanese cold, certain death incoming.

>>336606537
Oh sure, I guess after I save the world and get promoted to president of earth, then maybe I'll develop a muscle twitch or something. I can live with that

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>Not having proper typing posture.

>>336607065
OH FUCK HOW LONG DO I HAVE TO DO THIS!?

At least the burning feeling means I'm doing it correctly, right?

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>>336605012

>>336606760
Not much to tell. One time we were on holiday in France and these guys on bus were being perverts but that's about it,

>>336607242
Just go back to what you were doing. You know what your body wants better than internet randos

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>>336599969

Literally me on the right. How to fix it? Pls help.

>>336599969
>not purposefully having bad posture to work out your muscles more
>not having extreme lordosis so your ass sticks out and attracts potential mates
Have fun being a low-test weakling faggot who looks like he has a stick shoved up his ass.

Please exercise and take care of your body.

>>336607309
B-but I don't want to be 21 with lower back pain anymore.

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>>336601448
>being handsome/looking good
>with bad posture

>>336607242
>OH FUCK HOW LONG DO I HAVE TO DO THIS!?
Forever, if you return to slouching the damage will also return lol

>>336607279
That was me and some other guys in this thread on that bus

Hey, other guys, reply to this post to confirm

>>336603543
>tidus on the bottom
Holy airbrush

>>336607426
just keep doing it man, after some time you will get used to it, its a long and tough fight, just like loosing weight. you cant lose weight excersising for a few weeks!

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>>336600317
Perhaps it is the weight of your intelligence holding you down?

>>336602336
That's an unfortunate part of the deal. Due to back problems my physician told me to not lean against the back of chairs so much and sit upright. People started telling me I looked like a cocky asshole

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>>336607148
>that awkward dance

Jesus man, was this taken from a rap concert or what? No one would do that kind of stuff in the middle of an event.

>>336607472

Yeah can confirm, she had nice jumblies :D

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>>336606013

Is this you?

>>336607472
Hey you weren't there at all you liar

>>336607472
If that was you then why ask for a story you already experienced first hand?

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>>336603269
>>336603306
>>336604102
I do too and I'm not even slav.
Maybe I have some slavgenes inside of me

>>336604079
I basically look like this guy. And there's NOTHING i can do to fix it. Apparently it's genetic, my mom has the exact same issue.

>>336607401
Get out mom, I won't do what you tell me

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I started getting neck and shoulder pain but mostly neck pain whenever I lay on my stomic. I used to lay like this on my bed playing my handhelds with 2-3 pillows under my neck but now that shit seems to fuck my neck up pretty badly. That position is comfy for me but now anytime I lay on my stomic for even a just few seconds and its back to neck pain city for the next few days or weeks.

>>336607771
who wouldn't want to hear the sexual assault story from the perspective of the victim?
sounds pretty hot to me

>>336607882
Just pull your neck and shoulderblades back, retard

>>336606013
>>336605480
You need to lift and get your body back in a functional state, bro

>>336607882
Yeah, it's common to be same skin color as your parents.

>>336607242
Forever.

Besides with 10 years of slouching the damage is permanently done, there's no "going" back to a perfect back and posture, you can just alleviate the effects at most, and remove pain if you have some, but look-wise sadly you can't do shit.

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Reminder to stay hydrated.

I'm going to try sitting on the floor for a couple of weeks just for a change of pace.

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Go ahead, tell me I was asking for it

>>336608016
If it was that easy i would have fixed my shit long time ago.
>>336608051
:)

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>>336606013

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>>336608104

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>when classmates called me Quasimodo back in the day and even spit on me for fun

Haha, I don't care. I even forgot about it.

>>336608140
do you live in a hotel?

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>>336608235
>Haha, I don't care. I even forgot about it.

>>336606686
27 years since my mother shat me out and I still haven't seen the inside of a gym.
Convince me to go.

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Is this bad?

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This is how I sit

>>336608382
yes I'm afraid you have propellers as legs

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I have one of these things on my chair to help keep me from slouching. It's better than nothing I guess.

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>>336608215
With names like those they'll get bullied in school.

>>336601448
Noticeably bad posture would stop Brad Pitt from getting pussy bro.

>>336608382
4 legs

>>336606686
>various levels of implication

That's what i hate with /fit/izens, they think lifting weights will fix everything like the clueless retarded teenagers they are.

Protip : past a certain cobb angle lumbar lordosis CANNOT be """fixed""" by exercising. You can alleviate the typical pain by exercising, but look-wise there's NOTHING you can do.

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is it wrong sleeping like this?

>>336608235
It looks like buttoned up collar shirts help mask this. I should wear those all the time.

>>336600417
push ups, dips and pull ups. Pull ups will help a lot. Add some yoga in your day, like 30 minutes in the mornings or evenings.

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I need to find a way to rise my monitor

>>336608540
>not sleeping naked
yeah it's very wrong

>>336608534
Yes you can, by stretching and weightlifting. I had bad ATP and I fixed it within a year doing that.

>>336608540
>mattress not flat on the floor

Enjoy your mold.

>>336608534
If you're fucked up really bad, you need a special training plan.
Obese people have to start doing sports in water if they want to lose weight

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my spine is fucked

>>336607631
I like the idea of one of the biggest popstars in history being awkward as fuck.

>>336600417
Sacrifice a maiden to the jew god.

>>336608720
>gamepad instead of K&M

>>336602624
What posture do they even have? I only learned walking when I was 3 and my posture was utter shit then and stayed that way until I was 15 and realised how shitty it is. It's better since then since I always try to correct it but it's still not perfect.

>>336608382

Your peenie is big enough to rest on the desk?

Jealous.

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>>336608318

Do you want to be healthier, stronger? Do you want to become more attractive and gain confidence in yourself? If you answered yes to any of those questions then you know what to do.

Hit the gym, soldier

>>336601007
Sway back master race, reporting in.

I need to invest in a better chair and an actual desk that fits my height if the chair is too high my feet won't touch the ground

>>336608898
I also want to learn a language, learn to swim, travel abroad, get a promotion and fuck a tranny.
Many books can be written about things I want to have happen to me, but can't be arsed to actually prepare for and do.

>>336609041
>I also want to learn a language, learn to swim, travel abroad, get a promotion and fuck a tranny.
All of those except getting a promotion can be accomplished by going to Thailand

>>336601321
>caring about hiding boners
Are u 12?

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>walk on my toes as a kid
>have a lisp
>get made fun of for being a dork
>get in fights
>practice changing my speech pattern
>learn to walk heel to toe best I can
>still pushoff when my toe rolls
>bop up and down when I walk
>go to highschool where people don't know me
>"Why do you walk like that?"
>"Do you think you're cool or something?"
>get in fights
>knocked around so much I have permanent iris trauma
>"Why is one pupil bigger than the other?"
FUCK