its rigged

>>332874837
wrong

Surely they wouldn't.

>>332874837
You have to believe

nope

>>332875010
Not on April fools, they wouldn't...

That's impossible, hence my name.

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We have Anthonies. We have Burches. It's only a matter of time before they combine together

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>>332874837
DON'T SAY THAT

>>332875427
NEVER ASKED FOR THIS

>>332874837
mods dont give a shit, why there are 40 anthony threads?

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Lets do this, will I ever become the Burch?

:^)

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>>332874837

>>332875274
About how many first and last names are there though?
Even if there's just a thousand of each, an Anthony Burch get is a chance in a million, and there's probably enough names that the chance is one in tens of millions if not hundreds.

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>tfw someone gets Burch Anthony

He's a pretty big guy.

>>332875781
THE MONOLITH SPEAKS

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>>332875857

It's all about hope now.

>>332876034
the monolith is a faggot

Just Burch my shit up

>>332874837
That's the whole April 1st joke, though. I thought you knew this.

>>332874837
SURELY YOU JESTIN'

Just trust me you fucking retards

>Mods

>>332875781
This monolith lies.

Is this all in my head?

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>>332876964

>>332874837
THIS WOULD NEVER HAPPEN

>>332874837
I'm pretty sure they did.

>>332875781
TEPFAMDF ME YOU USELESS TURD MONEEY

GIVE ME BURCH NOW

Que

>>332875781
Will /v/ get burch?

Cut me into pieces, I want a slice of meme!!

I believe

>>332875781
Will anime finally die in my lifetime?

>>332874837
mods are just laughing on their chairs while reading the threads

>>332877661
!!!!!!

Niggers tongue my anus

Don't you get it guys? The Burch was inside you all along.

this is stupid

>>332874837

It will return to normal

>>332874837
SOMETIMES U GOTTA BELIEVE

* You feel the need for that cuck name calling out to you...

* You are filled with DETERMINATION.

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>>332874837
You don't trust our benevolent mods?

>>332877743
That isn't a turn of phrase in English you stupid frog.

B.B.B.B.B.B......U....................U........R.R.R.R.R.R.R......C.C.C.C.C.C......H....................H.
B...............B......U...................U........R..............R.........C......................H...................H.
B.B.B.B.B.B.......U...................U........R.R.R.R................C......................H.H.H.H.H.H.H.
B...............B......U...................U........R..............R..........C......................H..................H.
B.B.B.B.B.B.......U.U.U.U.U.U.U.........R..................R......C.C.C.C.C.C......H..................H.

i am not anthony burch

I dont really appreciate this cuck memery

>>332877961
>you will never get a huge cock up the ass while laying prone in bed

Why live?

:DDD

I'm about to die

>>332874837
Blurch

>>332875274
BELIEVE.

ACHIEVE.

just give up, cucks

Guys please

>>332878226
Don't lose hope. Youre not Anthony Burch

Niggers tongue my anus.

If anthony burch anime dies forever

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Please Mods don't, we need to get Anthony Burch or the state of /v/ after april fools is going to be terrible

Please just fuck my wife

Hello

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get

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>>332875781
WHO AM I!?

>>332874837
even if an anthony burch is found wont you retards just keep trying to find more?

>>332878424
Yum yum

>>332878253

>Lillie Little

Fucking memer

Is it random every time?

That'd be the best April fools

IM A KEK, A FUCKING KEK AND PROUD OF IT

>>332875781
hope not

>>332878253
Cute name.

sffgf

>>332878046
>me saying lol and XD flags my post as spam
>this is totally fine
wut.

Did we ever see any Anthony's or any Burch's? Is it even possible to get the name?

I HAVE NOT SEEN A BURCH OR AN ANTHONY RECENTLY, MODS TOOK IT OUT MARK MY WORDS

IT'S RIGGED REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Who really deserves to be the Burch?

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I'd rather be Christian Weston Chandler

haha reddit here i come

What if you get the initials A.B.? Is that close enough?

What is going on here?

>>332875781
Am I Anthony Burch?

fug

>>332878742
Yes, both names exist.

BELIEVE

IN

BURCH

>>332878809
Well at least I know its possible to get Zoe Quinn

I'm Mario 2, the next level of mario

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>>332878541

What DO we do when we find him?

>>332878770
I saw a burch just a few minutes ago we must not give up hope

They didn't I'm here

>>332874837

Most likely. They knew this would happen. Master trolling.

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B U R C H
U
R
C
H

BLACK

COCK

I wish I was gay everyday.

Nah, it exists.

WE

>>332879034
Ok I won't btw check this Anthony Burch

I hate my bull

>>332879046
YOOOOOO

>anthony burch could have been gotten on any board in any thread and we wouldn't know

On this day, I am still not Anthony Burch

>>332879046
WE GOT A CELEBRITY! WE GOT A CELEBRITY OVER HERE!

>>332874837
Did they?

>>332879046
Nice. Too bad you're in /ck/.

>>332879058

Alexandra Bates is probably the closest I'll ever get.

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>>332874837

We'll find him anyway

>>332879046

Where's your brothers, Black and Red?

*preps the bull*

BACK TO FORMULA?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANTHONY
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBURCH

>>332875781
SPEAK

The Burch Legend Shall Be Fulfilled!

>>332879046
I'll have you straight out of the bottle.

Last attempt before bed.

Good night /v/. :3

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>>332879046
Pass the whisky Johnnie!

What is a Burch, a miserable pile of cuckdom?

They probably did

>>332879507
NO DO ONE MORE

>>332875781
Will we get burch?

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RIGHT HERE

God I love the dick

There is literally nothing wrong with meme writing.

LET THIS MADNESS END

Its not true

I am the cuck

>>332879595
>>332875781
alright

>>332875857
FUCK YOU, IM ANTHONY BUUUUUUURCH!!!!!!!!

I WISH I WAS GAY SO I'D HAVE AN EXCUSE!

>>332879594
OK FINE

I'm a furry and I'm proud.

>>332874837
I bet you love quest markers and fast travel that hold your hand you faggot

rest in peace

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>>332879809
DON'T STOP MAN, ONE MORE IS ALL I NEED FROM YOU

THE NEXT ONE IS IT

>>332877728
NEVER EVER

>>332875010
They would, and don't call me Shirley.

>>332879995
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I'M HERE. ME, ANTHONY BURCH

penis

IT'S ME

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>>332880031
>Anthony
HOOOLY SHIT WHAT DID I TELL YOU

DON'T STOP DONT STOP!!!!

>>332875781
I want....

to be rich.

i am burch

>>332875781
Now I am become Anthony burch, destroyer of /v/

Cuck Supreme reporting in.

>>332875781
MONOLITH CONFIRMS

Elliott Rodger was a stupid autistic spaz who couldn't understand subtlety, but he wasn't wrong.

maymays

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>>332880031

>>332875781
WHERE IS STRELOK?! WHY IS HE IN THE ZONE?

Guys, what if just before April 2nd all names become ANTHONY BURCH!?

>>332875781
Will I ever find love?

>>332880215
>>332875781
Now I am become Anthony burch, destroyer of /v/

>>332879046
I love you...

ahha

>>332880462
Love you too

Eric and Dylan are my heroes.

>>332879995
God, I haven't watched Storage Wars in years, is it even still on?

>>332880031
The WISE ONE speaketh!

>>332880397
what if after the day is over, hiro forever extinguishes meme magic

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>>332880187
I'VE SEEN SO MANY ANTHONYS TODAY, BUT NOT A SINGLE BURCH

THERE
ISN'T
A
FUCKEN
BURCH

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>>332880187
I JUST WANT TO SLEEP

I JUST WANT THIS NIGHTMARE TO BE OVER

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WITNESS ME

I SUMMON YOU!

BURCH BURCH BURCH

>>332879046
Ah, my only friend. Say, have you seen Jack around?

My Kindle fire is a pain in the ass. What is a good alternative?

>>332880620
I've seen a Burch. It's possible...

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>>332880581
Oh shit I just noticed, but yeah it is... Barry left so no point in watching

>>332880634
JUST ONE MORE MY MAN THEN YOU CAN GO TO BED

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it was already confirmed

enjoy your wasted day

japanese moot cucked the hell out of /v/

>tfw someone finally wants to be Anthony Burch

Its like you guys are giving his life meaning

>>332880584
Would you make me a sandwich?

Cuck me.

>>332880712
Hey gurl want sum fuck?

/v/ has lost

MODS GIVE ME YOUR POWER

JUST

>>332880620
Bobby Burch was just in another thread

Worship me.

Copy that

then you just post on another imageboard with names

Is Danielson in the list of last names?

What is this bullshit?

Never gonna give you up

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>>332880904
FINE

>>332880620
I've seen many burches, i see you aren't as well versed in burchposting as the rest of us.

burch is new meme

Leave me alone.

THIS IS THE GET OF ALL GETS

What the hell.

Lulz

Get cancer and die.

shit

Anthony get

Never gonna let you down

I am a sacrifice

>>332881239
you first smartass

lube me up senpai

no nigger here

bokutachi wa kimi no namae ga nandeshou ka

>>332875857
Same chance of getting Antoine Burch, Ana Burch, Ann Burch, Tony Burch and Angelo Burch, and we've gotten all of those
As well as plenty of Anthony ____

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>>332881198
OK you can go to bed... AFTER YOU TELL ME GOODNIGHT THEN YOU CAN GO TO BED

C'mon.

meme

Love Lab is great. If you don't like it, kill yourself.

I'm starting to lose hope guys

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Satan guide my cock

If I am Anthony Birch then you all must play Borderlands 2

I AM FREE

>>332881459
Goodnight, Wally.

>>332879339
Monster Hunter <3

Help

..............A..............N.N.N.N.N.....T.T.T.T.T.T.....H...........H...O.O.O.O.O.....N.N.N.N.N.....Y..............Y....
..........A.....A...........N............N............T............H...........H....O............O....N............N........Y.......Y.........
.......A.A.A.A.A........N............N............T............H.H.H.H.H....O...........O.....N............N............Y.............
....A................A......N............N............T............H...........H....O............O....N............N.............Y.............
...A..................A.....N............N............T............H...........H....O.O.O.O.O....N............N..............Y.........................

I love this day.

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I offer my female partner, to thy gods!

>>332879046
Its a good thing youre here johnnie
now this party can get started

WE MUST BELIEVE

I like shitposting.

>>332881561
>>332881570
Pretty Rato in here

>>332881659
well I just plain love vagina.

>>332881658
B.B.B.B.B.B......U....................U........R.R.R.R.R.R.R......C.C.C.C.C.C......H..................H.
B...............B......U...................U........R..............R.........C......................H..................H.
B.B.B.B.B.B.......U...................U........R.R.R.R................C......................H.H.H.H.H.H.H.
B...............B......U...................U........R..............R.........C......................H..................H.
B.B.B.B.B.B.......U.U.U.U.U.U.U.........R..................R.....C.C.C.C.C.C......H..................H................

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>>332875781
Will I reroll?

I SUCKED A DICK IN RENO JUST TO SEE HIM CUM

WHEN I HEAR THAT RAPE WHISTLE BLOWING, I OFFER UP MY BUM

I'm the burchman! ᐛ

shitfucks

Fuck you.

burch get

FUCK OFF

I'm the real Anthony Burch

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>>332881459
おやすみ~

I have never seen a vagina.

Fuck you guys now im all sticky

>>332881884
Lol

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>>332882043
No, I'm the real Anthony Burch

I can't take this anymore, I'm going to bed.
At least I can say there was another day where I wasn't Anthony Burch.

Suck my dick.

Git

+(You)

>>332882227
Just make one more post

>>332882187
can't fool me you fucking spider

They can't take out Willie Wilson and Anthony Burch, they wouldn't do that to us

I hate you all. Class dismissed.

>>332882227
Good night cucker.

I'm almost sure both of those names aren't even on the system.

I mean, not a single Anthony yet, holy shit.

>>332882319
Fine. Last try.

It's over

They don't even need to filter it, the odds of getting both Anthony and Burch are beyond astronomical.

at least you're not me

Don't look at me.

>>332882473
Also, it seems I'm an explorer now.

how do I get 4chan to return to the burichan look

at least index the threads properly, everything is indented to the right

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>>332874837
WE CAN'T GIVE UP NOW

>>332882473
see
>>332880031

Don't stop believing.

..............A..............N.N.N.N.N.....T.T.T.T.T.T.....H...........H...O.O.O.O.O.....N.N.N.N.N.....Y..............Y... B.B.B.B.B.B......U....................U........R.R.R.R.R.R.R......C.C.C.C.C.C......H..................H.
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I REFUSE TO QUIT

what if

Suck it.

My names bill.

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>>332882901
/V/, I AM NOT THE BURCH,

WE ARE ALL THE BURCH!

WE ARE ALL THE BURCH!

2l2q

its over

>>332877241
Nah its all in your husbands head. You should splatter his brains out.

>>332883147
so were all kucks?

I got 99 problems bein' a bitch ain't one.

what is going on

IT ALMOST HAPPENED DON'T LOSE FAITH

>>332878909
>>332878909

I just got married and now she says she won't take my last name?? wtf

You fags suck dick.

I..

>>332874837
:v

>>332883362
Dubs and trips mean nothing today. Today is the day of Anthony Burch.

"Rain on your wedding day" is not irony.

HEY HEY

Burchin' it up

Hey it's me Anthony.

Designated shitposting threads.

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>mfw I'm Anthony Burch

I'M THE REAL BURCH AND YOU CAN'T TELL ME OTHERWISE

>>332883884
nice

I AM A KEK

>>332875781
Here it is

STAND UP

Hmph.

Burch is dead.

Don't reply to me shitlord.

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I conjure a Burch

MOTHER
C
U
C
K
E
R
WHERE IS HE

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Wither 3 is the greatest game of our time

John Smith

>>332884317
fuck off cucker

>>332884197
stfu Maude you nigger

I'm a certified g and a bona-fide thug and you can't teach that.

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>>332875781
I will become a fucking legend

They said Bill Wilson wasn't possible yet it happened.

wrong

>>332884542
Bill Wilson can suck my cock

Fuck you Texas and fuck your Lonestar beer.

>tfw someone gets Anthony Burch in a thread that's about to 404
>tfw you wont be part of the epic reddit screencap

Why did nobody roll for Christopher Poole ;_;

OK I'll roll three times.

One.

I haven't seen a Burch but I've seen Anthony a few times

>>332884659
leik ur mum did 4 me last nite

>actually wanting to be Burch

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>>332874837
If you had a candy apple wouldn't you share it?

>going to bed
>when you haven't gotten AB
disgusting

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They definitely took Zoe and Brianna out, didn't see a single one despite plenty of their last names.

Can I be Anthony Burch?

>>332884792
Two

>>332884768
I've definitelly saw someone roll "Poole" today, so it's possible.

Fuck you fags, make room for the real cuck.

Fake

>>332884768
Because someone got it earlier.

>>332875781
>you will become anthony in your lifetime

>>332884998
Dominique is such a homo name

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I'm here

Gay

whatever this posts final number is, is the number of posts in this thread until anthony burch, if its 0 then it counts as 10.

>>332884937
Three.

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just let me die already

>>332874837
I hope im not Anthony Burch

Literally me

There is literally nothing wrong with juggalos.

well

>>332885202
What bullshit.

Just fuck my shit up fampai

I will sacrifice myself and become him just for you, /v/.

WITNESS ME

I

AM

BURCH

Video game stories aren't even necessary. That makes Anthony Burch's job worthless.

>>332874837
This needs to stay up as long as it can.

>>332885401
>implying it's possible

I am Burch.

Time to autosage this bitch.

there will be no anthony burch, i know this because of this 5 i have.

I am the chosen one.

buch

>>332885735
Nice, but I am Anthony Burch because I have no 5

get cucked

>>332885735
Nice

>>332885735
LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE ANON

not a cuck

>>332885735
You are mistaken

Check my six

>>332885735
FUCK YOU

There's literally nothing wrong with letting your wife have a boyfriend

>>332875781
Will the comic Idea I have become a world wide phenomenon

C U C K
U
C
K

Burch, Burch, Anthony Burch

>>332885928
my 9 says its true

>>332885928
Nice!

To much race mixin

Behold

>>332885928
you have a cute name

Quads

>>332875781
Will I throw up tonight?

>>332885928
Your hippy parents should kill themselves.

>>332875781
Pls no Burtch for me.

>>332885735
>>332886019
well fuck

>>332885928
see my 4

¿Qué?

>>332885928
>being gay

Until a Mod posts and proves me wrong, it's a Mod-only name, I guarantee.

Whoever thought this up knew exactly what was going to happen and is currently on his 56th orgasm, fapping to the chaos that they caused.

peepee

i hate niggers

i hate you all

borderlands was shit desu

I am the choosen one

>>332886237
what color is your huang?

>>332886103
"Jermaine" wtf name is that

women are free to choose their sexual partners even if they already are in a relationship.

>>332886229
I wish I was gay.

>>332875857
Am i anthony burch?

>>332874837
Shut up! Just keep trying!

>>332875781
Can the person below this post get Anthony Burch so this madness can end?

Anthony Burch is a cuck.

>>332886328
shut up kane

There is no try. Only do.

>>332886237
not like the odds are too good anyway

Who is Anthony Burch?

>/v/ got Bill Wilson

Mark my words, /tv/ has Anthony Burch in theirs to intentionally fuck with both boards
That is the joke.