Post ITT if you're NOT Anthony Burch.
OK, "Rodney Rhodes." Sounds like a real cuck name to me.
Here i am. Not Anthony Burch
I'm not Anthony Burch
But I am
It is I, Banthony Urch
>>332860751
git gud
There's a little Anthony Burch in all of us
Not a cuck
>>332861004
Nope, just one me
not me
i'm not
Give me back my WiiU
It's a good feeling
>at the stroke of midnight the mods will change all names to Anthony Burch
>>332859605
>implying I'm a cuck
MUH BUTT
Wew lads, I'm surely not Anthony Burch. :^)
>>332861970
Almost
:3
>>332859605
No.
I ain't.
not me
Of course not, my name is Arthur :)
fgsfds
>>332859605
Cuck a doodle do.
I, ANTHONY BURCH, HAVE BEEN TRYING FOR NEARLY 6 HOURS TO POST USING MY REAL NAME
WHAT GIVES
but i am
>>332859605
I don't really think I'm Anthony Burch, but I can't be 100% sure. Maybe I should ask my wife's son.
Postin
WITNESS ME
I'm not
You can trust me
prep the bull
ANTHONY
salam
Nope.
fucksalt
>>332859605
I'm his wifes son
gene starwind
I'm not Anthony Burch. I'm his sister, Ashley.
not me
>>332859605
>Just got home after literally working all day
what the fuck is going on
WHELP
Triple H would shit his pants
>>332859605
dude
Not Burch
not me
reporting
Sounds good to me
>Tfw buch get will never happen
Burch is a myth
>>332859605
i can´t
not a cuck
Too tired to continue.
Finally, a thread for me
>all these fags trying to be Anthony Birch
is this a new level of cuckolding?
We've entered the final stages of the cuckening
bernie sanders is a cuck
>mfw I'm not Anthony Burch
Listen and believe.
K senpai
I am Anthony Slurch
>>332862442
Hm, guess not.
I just don't have the cuck gene.
Nope, not Anthony.
>>332859605
>artist doesn't draw porn
Shame
It ain't me
but I AM anthony burch
We'll never find the true cuck
wew
I, fortunately, am not Anthony Burch
i want to be the one who memes
At 11:59 Anthony Burch will appear
>>332863858
Nigger
I'm not Anthony Burch
>>332863974
lass
just to be safe.
>>332863858
How is moot doing?
Good thing im not Burch
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
definitely not me
posting
I'm definitely not Anthony Burch
ok
Its totally not me guys
not me
Not me
>>332864320
your lucky too, he could be anywhere
Nah not me
MY NAME IS...
I am Anthony Burch
>>332859605
>tfw anthony burch
feels bad man
feels good :-)
Heeheehee
>>332859605
>mfw i'm not THE Anthony Burch
I dream of 9/11
>he could be you, he could be me!
46546565
>>332861957
I wouldn't even be mad.
I'm the real Anthony Burch
Thank god
>>332859605
I Anthony Burch, defy you!
I'm not him
I AM HE
Even if your dreams didn't come true
At least you aren't Anthony Burch.
>>332859605
nope not me no sir
n.. no Anthony Burch here
well I have my wii U and my hotwife didn't take it
Feels good
>>332859605
Why am I not invited?
寝取られたい!どうしてもカックになりたい!
I am not Anthony Burch.
>>332859605
Thankfully, i'm never going to be Anthony Burch.
>>332865654
Because you got cuck ed by a nigress
/pol/ here, you are all gay niggers
>tfw no wii u
WAKE ME UP INSIDE!
i did it
>>332866053
Says the ponyfag.
>>332859605
feels good
>>332866053
Like you filthy pollacks are doing any better
nope
>None of us could become the cuck king for the day
がっかり。。。
LAST 3 MINUTES GUYS
Alright, sweety.
>>332866290
Try again chump
JUST GIVE UP
/vp/ here, I'm so glad our board isnt as cancerous as /v/
forgive me padre
>>332866672
No one can ever take my place
Can a mere mortal like me even be Anthony Burch?
>>332859605
>the one day we want to be anthony burch
>nobody can do it
It's me, not Anthony Burch
Haha
>>332866806
Final push
Sorry
no u
Oh boy
>>332859605
I am not a KEK
Not me
why live
JUST
MEME
KEK GET
>>332859605
If 0 then the next poster is Anthony Burch
she looks like chiyo from prison school
>>332867494
One last post
>>332859605
Burssssssh!
>>332859605
im not burch
rip Anthony Birch
yay
>>332867910
YOU HAD ONE JOB
>>332868176
>Jeremy Clarke
OH SHIT AHAHAHAHAHAH
WE FUCKED /o/
im not nor will i ever be Anthony Burch
>>332859605
MUH DICK
CAN WE STILL DO IT?
I can assure you I'm not Anthony Burch.
I love not being Anthony Burch.
>>332868579
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
I promise you I am not one of the Burch.
>>332868553
meow
I'm definitely not Anthony Burch.
it's 12:01AM and I'm still not anthony burch
Who am i
>tfw you're not anthony burch
>tfw any second you're a million different people
>but never anthony burch
Thank god.
oh neat we can keep posting for names
Aw jeez, I hope not
>>332859605
Its me, Kino.
I wish i wasn't
>>332868579
YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!
postin
la wea
>>332868579
Maybe it is going by a different time zone
>>332859605
>Posting tracing cuck "art"
>>332868579
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
Thank god I'm not Anthony Burch
Maybe i am
Anthony Burch NEVER EVER.
>>332867910
>>332867993
You know this fag is going to hear about this somehow and gloat that a bunch of "manchildren and the hate machine" are obsessed with him.
>>332859605
What has been the best prank today, /v/?
>>332868579
>Daniel Bryan
I love you senpai
>>332859605
burch in the house
phew
I am
>>332859605
Thank god it's over.
>>332869560
Your life :^)
Hey guys
cv
Feel my cuckoldry.
>>332869560
The fact that "Anthony Burch" is probably not a name that's possible to get and the entire board is in a frenzy trying to cuck themselves.
>>332869768
Here I am.
get get get
Good thing I'm not.
>>332859605
I'm not Anthony! And i'm proud!
Rolling Raphael
>>332859605
Reporting.
>>332870019
>implying
Oi
I could be if i wanted to
get shit
Everybody post cute grills
-.- wat
i'm not, i post
>>332859605
II-I can join right?
No cucks allowed.
Fuck this shit, I can't just sit by and watch this anymore
Gentlemen, I AM Anthony Burch.
HAHA, THAT WAS ALMOST A HUGE DISAPPOINTMENT, WASN'T IT? MAYBE I CAN HELP YOU NERDS FIND THIS "BURCH" GUY!
No one will ever be the great man that is Anthony "Cucklord" Burch
Im not anthony burch I guess
>>332859605
>tfw I'm not Anthony Burch
>>332859605
It ain't me
Give up.
Hey guys Anthony Burch here
Nothing special
Guys! Guys... what there was an Anthony Burch but we just missed him?
>>332871842
Shut up, Hickman.
>>332871842
FUCK YOU
>>332871842
Failed.
>>332859605
H-here I go...
>>332859605
We're gonna make it.
Cuck me up inside!
I am cucking Anthony Burch while posting on 4chan
And by cucking Anthony Burch, thus preventing him from posting here, I have also cucked all of you non-AnonsWE
WUZ
DINOSAURS
>>332859605
>The shitstorm is about to end
>>332870902
>332859605
I'm going to bed now. Send me a screencap if Anthony is found.
>>332872079
>Elizabeth, the lamb
>>332871990
Aw yiss. I am the casting director for Batman v Superman, Man of Steel, and the upcoming Wonder Woman and Justice League movies, AMA!
aww dangit, wrong thread
finally
>>332859605
>cuck my life into pieces
This is my last resort
Suffocation
No breathing
>Don't give a cuck if I cut my arm, bleeding
This is my last resort
>cuck my life into pieces
I've reached my last resort
Suffocation, no breathing
>Don't give a cuck if I cut my arm, bleeding
Do you even care if I die bleeding?
Would it be wrong?, would it be right?
If I took my life tonight
Chances are that I might
Mutilation outta sight
And I'm contemplating suicide
'Cause I'm losing my sight
Losing my mind
Wish somebody would tell me I'm fine
Losing my sight
Losing my mind
Wish somebody would tell me I'm fine
I never realized I was spread too thin
Till it was too late
And I was empty within
Hungry!
Feeding on chaos
And living in sin
Downward spiral where do I begin?
It all started when I lost my mother
No love for myself
And no love for another.
Searching to find a love up on a higher level
Finding nothing but questions and devils
'Cause I'm losing my sight
Losing my mind
Wish somebody would tell me I'm fine
Losing my sight
Losing my mind
Wish somebody would tell me I'm fine
Nothing's alright
Nothing is fine
I'm running and I'm crying
I'm crying
I'm crying
I'm crying
I'm crying
I can't go on living this way
>cuck my life into pieces
This is my last resort
Suffocation
No breathing
>Don't give a cuck if I cut my arm, bleeding!
Would it be wrong?
Would it be right?
If I took my life tonight
Chances are that I might
Mutilation outta sight
And I'm contemplating suicide
'Cause I'm losing my sight
Losing my mind
Wish somebody would tell me I'm fine
Losing my sight
Losing my mind
Wish somebody would tell me I'm fine
Nothing's alright
Nothing is fine
I'm running and I'm crying
I can't go on living this way
Can't go on
Living this way
Nothing's alright
AAAAA
Blah blah blah
Use the reply box at the top of the page and put trash in your options.
:^)
>>332859605
i too know loss
k
>>332859605
That Anthony Burch is a cool guy.
>You are Anthony Burch
I hope im not
>>332871551
>It ain't me starts playing in the distance
>>332859605
>tfw not anthony burch
feels good
P-please
I don't want to be anthony burch
>>332859605
Maybe I am and you just don't know it.
>tfw you are Anthony Burch
JUST
This is the thread. I feel the energy here.
haha epic memes :^)
>>332859605
Ashley did nothing wrong
>>332859605
Feels good
JUST
Never
Hey it's me
I'm not Anthony Burch
I am not that memecucklord
>>332872512
Not bad
Great! We did it.
Somewhere....
I do enjoy monogamous relationships and I am glad my fiance is faithful to me.
>>332859605
We need a savior.
Burch when.
Would the real Anthony Burch please stand up?
I'm allowed here, right?
Wtc
>>332872079
??
the next guy might be anthony burch
If anthony burch then anime is now real
i am not a cuck
KEK ME
Burch is a type of tree
I WANT TO JOIN
>>332859605
Oh thank goodness I'm not Anthony burch
>>332873730
Please, stand up.
feels good
I might suck the occasional dick, but I ain't a cuck
Anthony Burch is a pretty cool guy
>MFW I'm feeling it now
Sure, alright :^)
I believed
>>332859605
....I'm Burch, ain't I?
Yooo
>>332874230
How's your brother?
Me!
good night
Feels bad man.
Burch tree
>tfw not anthony burch
it's a different feel for today
im glad im not in real life, but today i would be a MEME GOD
You can't make me
Nah I'm not Anthony at all.
How do you know I'm not Anthony Burch?
Am I Anthony Burch?
>>332859605
Sometimes I wonder what the interior monologue of guys like Anthony Burch is like. I mean, you know, he's a cuck and shit but he's not a subnormal that's incapable of figuring out what people say/think about him. Sure, he probably still has a shitty sense of humor and has never once looked back on Borderlands 2 and though "shit, I'm just not that funny." But let's go deeper than that. How does he deal with his cuckdom? How do you get up in the morning, look at yourself in the mirror, and think "that beat ass chick left me, BUT EVERYTHING'S OK AND I WILL MAKE ZERO CHANGES TO MY LIFESTYLE." How? Just, how?
/v/ I'll confess something to you...I dated a fat girl I met on WoW for 3 years. At the end of it, she decided to bang a Pakistani guy even though I directly said to her "I do not care if we break up, just don't cheat on me, even if you decide to fuck him it's fine if you call me after and say we're done." What did she do? Covertly banged him for weeks until I could prove it and confronted her. Now here's how this is relevant: after this experience, I thought to myself "I just got cheated on by a fat girl in WoW by a filthy immigrant, I need to raise my power level to the point where at least that ONE HORRIBLE THING cannot happen again."
Anthony Burch though, what does he do? He goes on Twitter and tells people he's mad about skimpy outfits on NOT REAL WOMEN in video games. That's a real guy, dude. That's a real guy, and I want a fucking VR simulator of his daily motherfucking life.
Just cuck my shit up
>>332859605
I'm not
Crashing this thread
>>332874851
>Luke Walker
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I WANNA BE A MEME
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>332874851
you were so close
>>332859605
Feels good Rodney
>>332859605
Nope, and thankfully I never will be.
Not me that's for DAMN sure
>>332859605
Haha, s-sure is great not being Anthony Burch guys! '^w^
>>332874986
I have these thoughts often.
Apart from the fat girl bangin a paki stuff, but still
>>332874851
>Luke Walker
mfw...oh shit
>>332874986
actually, based on the way he talks in interviews/appearances I've seen him make related to the game, I'm pretty sure he knows he's a talentless hack
he's like one step away from admitting it publicly when he thinks he's in good company, this man has zero self-esteem
Leave Burch alone
>>332874687
Living fat off the cash you gave him, Hubert.
>>332859605
Okay.
k
Bush did 9/11
Anthony Burch or kill myself
AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA
I'm not
Posted
NO KEK HERE SIR
>tfw
Niggers.
anita sarkeesian is right
Black cocks are sustenance
not me, bud
The actual april fools joke is that Anthony Burch has been filtered out as a possible result.
>>332859605
I'll wake up every day knowing I'll never be Anthony Burch
There's nothing wrong with being Anthony Burch
>>332876117
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOOOOOOOU!?
>>332859605
Not me.
V just give up, Anthony Birch doesn't exist. He's been dead for 9 years.
>>332875175
>>332859605
fuck you war machine
>mfw Im not anthony burch
Hey there, I'm Anthony's cousin.
No Anthony Burch here
>>332861004
there's a little of all of us in anthony burch's wife
Don't think that's me
if you say so
it will never happen
>>332859605
>>332859605
hey senpai
>>332877724
Hey.
pls
statistically it's just as likely to happen on any other board as /v/ so I don't see the point in spamming. Just read other boards.
>>332878393
i feel like i've heard this name before
Say my name.
>>332859605
>No matter how hard /v/ degrades itself it will never be Anthony Burch
inspiring, really
ok
>>332878475
>I don't see the point in spamming
more posts here = more odds that it'll happen here
I am though
Anthony here
>>332878575
GO GO GO GO GO
how can i even trust myself
I am not Anthony Burch
STANDING HERE
i have arrived
It me
Just because I let other men fuck my wife does not mean I am Anthony Burch
>>332879040
WITH MY REAL EYES!
Jam city
finally
REACTORS ONLINE
SENSORS ONLINE
WEAPONS ONLINE
ALL SYSTEMS NOMINAL
Do I look like a cuck to you OP?
thannk god
thank god i'm not
>>332861970
You are
>>332859605
What if someone IS Anthony Burch but is using a pseudonym?
AND THIS
IS TO GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>332859605
I'm not Anthony Burch
hi
There's no way anyone can be Anthony Burch because he doesn't exist
>>332869536
this
Anthony Burch
L
I am Anthony burch
Too bad I am Anthony Burch though
BURCH MY SHIT UP
The Burch is dead, long live the Burch
oh
>>332859605
But what if I want to post and I AM Anthony Burch?
>tfw I still don't know who burch and quinn and neogaf are after all this time
ignorance truly is bliss
okay
vfg odgf SFn
better luck next time eh?
>>332859605
Some guy posted a blue slime girl sprite hentai GIF and it was so fucking good, anybody got a sauce?
I know I'm totally not Mr Burch
>>332881187
I've got that somewhere, but I'm not about to look for it or get banned for posting it.
Hello
It's April 2 now, MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
>>332881540
Just want sauce plz
Hello
>>332859605
I keep it cool
Hi
feels good but, I've yet to post here today, is the RNG as cruel a mistress as I think?
please don't cuck me
Hello guys
Not me
Thank God I'm not
>>332881714
moot is dead
ANTHONY BURCH ISN'T REAL.
IT WAS A PLOY BY MOOT.
/v/ it's okay if you are not Anthony Burch, no matter who you are you will always be a cuck
>MFW I will never EVER be Anthony Burch
i may not be burch, but atleast i have this 6 to carry me home
I'm not Anthony Burch
>>332859605
I'm a girl.
First reply gets tits
I'm most likely not Anthony Burch
>>332882723
tits
I hope I'm not Anthony Burch,
I'll post wherever I want.
>>332882856
is this another name for a jew
Dr. Pavel, I'm Anthony Burch.
>>332859605
I don't know who I am
I am probably not anthony burch
i'M NOT
That's the spirits, anons!!! Keep the mindset that YOU, YES YOU, are truly lucky to be anybody, but Anthony Burch.
Now take it and own it.
What ever
>>332878575
GAL O SENGEN
GO GO GO GO GO
WOOOHOOOOO
>>332882872
( . Y . )
I AM THE TRUE KEK
BOW BEFORE THE ONE KING
Not me
so no one got the name
well at least we tried
>>332883470
Thanks Anon
>>332883203
You are a big guy
anthony burch is not a cuck
>>332859605
I'm not Tony.
I hope I'm not
not i
I can neither confirm nor deny I am Anthony Burch.
>>332883738
>Earnest Freeman
>there's a possiblity of getting Gordon Freeman
>>332859605
But what if I want to be Anthony Burch?
>>332859605
>tfw
>>332859605
I want to fuck those eyebrows!
>>332859605
I'M NOT ANTHONY BURCH!
Closest I got was Anthony Butch
And another one
I seriously do not understand /v/'s obsession with this Anthony Burch fellow. At least I couldn't be him though, I mean I am not even that much of a cuck though.
>>332859605
I'm pretty sure I'm not.
cucks
ITT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyFQVZ2h0V8
I am down to go to the wedding for sure
Nope
wew
>tfw not anthony burch
>>332884723
wew lass
fugg
wake up
Lel
>>332861004
Except for his wife
I am DEFINITELY not Anthony Burch.
If I get Anthony Burch he is no longer to be a /v/ punching bag.
tones get
ayy lmaoy
>>332859605
Thank god that's not me
>>332859605
WITNESS MY ASCENSION UNBELIEVER
I don't know who I am anymore.
jesus tap dancing christ how hard can it be
>>332859605
help
Glad you could make it, Uther.
Do we even know that its possible to get Anthoney Burch?
Here I am
Dammit
>>332885893
we have anthonies, and burches
we had tony burch and antonio burch
>>332859605
>tfw no good names.
Trust me, I am definitely NOT Anthony Burch.
>>332859605
I should certainly hope not
>>332859605
feels good man
>>332885082
fucking losers, you'll never be even half the man Mr. Burch is
Multi thread cuckposting.
Hey guys what's up
At least I'm not Anthony Burch
>>332859605
Glad I'm not this guy.
>>332859605
Who is this semen demon?
You rang?
Where is Anthony Burch?
I AM ANTHONY BURCH