APRIL FOOLS IS ALMOST OVER! WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME! /V/,

Not gonna happen.

fine

I'm trying

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AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

>>332823836
Since you asked

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here it is, shut the fuck up now5

@332823836

what is up with you faggots and Anthony Burch
leave that guy alone
he literally did nothing wrong

who?

>>332823907
have a little faith

There is literally nothing wrong with being Anthony Burch

Wouldn't happen

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>>332823836
B I R C H

Rolling for losing my Wii U

HHNNGGGG

I'M ANTHONYING MY BURCHEST

C'MON

>>332823836
i bet gamergate is stopping us from getting the name of our leader ugh ;/

>>332823836
Won't happen

You called?

>>332823836
Atleast I'm not anthony burch

Can't sturch the burch.

ANTHONY BURCH I SUMMON THEE

>>332824218

Hi Amanda do you want 2 be my gf plz

>>332823836
ANTHONY BURCH

WITNESS ME

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I don't think he posts on 4chan

it aint me

HERE

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>mfw im actually scared of my next post being Anthony Burch

Listen there's no way Anthony Burch is gonna show up, I don't even go on 4chan.

HAS ANYONE GOTTEN BURCH AS A LAST NAME YET

I heard he doesn't post here so idk.

Anthony Burch get

I created that meme

>>332824524
If I were a mod, I'd ban whoever rolled Cuckthony Belch

Hello

>>332824576
YES

>>332824521
bravo

I AM ANTHONY BURCH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>the odds of burch being revealed is just getting higher the more people post
>its been almost a day and there is no sight of burch

i`ve given up at this point

Man, I sure do wonder where Anthony Burch is.

I heard he's pretty handsome.

>>332824576
Yep, both "Anthony" and "Burch" are confirmed first and last names, respectively.

What's going on here?

KEK HARDER

Fien

cuck my shit up

The real Burch is right here, fellas!

>>332824576
There's been a few Burches and at least one Anthony. Some dude on /a/ I think got Antonio Burch.

tfw still not him

Its 2016, why do you care about a guy letting his wife get some BBW.

come the fuck ON

Leave me alone. I'm trying to finish Bayonetta 2.

>my
>wifes
>son

WIFE'S
SON

>>332823836
It won't summon him nobody here is cuck enough.

I'm not Anthony Burch

>>332824789
TTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDD

I DEMAND TO BE ANTHONY BURCH

>>332824691
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

Did I do it?

JUST

never ever

>>332823836

Who even cares about Anthony Burch

>DIDNT GET APRIL FOOLED BY ANYTHING TODAY
feels good

>>332824915
gz

What was it?

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What you need is my Name "Anthony Burch".

What you can find beyond the powers of my name is where you need to go in order to find JUST. What you need is an untrustworthy wife. She must be someone incapable of controlling her own desires. She must be someone who is not interested in video games, internet fame, autismbucks, or loyalty, and who chooses the will of sexual desire before the law of numales.

Will I, ANON, be able to get a name like this one day?

What I also need is the lives of more than 36 numales who have been keked, because those who have been keked harbor a strong weakness within.

There are 14 phrases that one must keep in mind:

Spiraling down
Open marriage
Ruined life
Wii U
Open marriage
Gamergate
Open marriage
Single forever
Alimony
Bisexual
Wife's son
Open marriage
Single forever
Secret bull
I'll engrave these words onto my name so I won't forget them. What it most necessary is "GET"; I must have the GET to guess my name momentarily. As it is checked, my name will absorb the masculinity of the 36 numales and will give birth to something utterly not mine.

Whatever is born will "awaken". It will show interest in the 14 words that my untrustworthy wife will utter... My wife will not trust me and I will become her "son".

Lastly, I need an appropiate location. North latitude, 35 degrees, West longitude 97 degrees,

Go there and wait for the Name...

That's when JUST will come.

It's me

Cuck get.

I've fucked many men while having a wife so I might be him.

>>332824648
>>332824758
>>332824838
Let's do this then

>>332823836
THE FIRST TIME I'VE EVER WANTED TO BE ANTHONY BURCH

WHERE'S MY WIIU

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>>332825017
Maybe you did but didn't notice

MY WIFE'S SON

Pack up your bags kids, it isn't happening.

>>332824986

Me

Don't talk to me or my wife's son ever again

>>332825037
YOU SAID OPEN MARRIAGE 4 TIMES ASSHOLE

Thank god

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Remember to post with an anime girl reaction image. If someone does eventually get it, then that anime girl with forever be tied to Anthony Burch, ruining her for whatever faggot

I WANT TO BE THE KEK

SUMMONING

CAN WE GEt MUCH HIGHER

I mean come on, it's 2016.

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what's the real Anthony Burch story? could someone summarize it for me?

I JUST WANT TO STOP GETTING GIRL NAMES, STOP IT ALREADY! I'M NOT EVEN A GIRL!

No.

Sorry guys, I had to drive my wife out to her blacked.com shoot.

I'm here lads

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>>332824839
are your fingers so trained to type bbw that you couldn't type bbc correctly?

Are we sure Burch is even in the pool of last names?

BURCH

To busy lamenting the loss of one's Wii U

>>332825241
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

>tfw you roll Anthony Birch on 4chan
>your forcibly sucked into his life to continue on in his place

How would you cope?

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>>332825206
i'd rather have him forever associated with filthy space commie xenos

thank you 'no god' for not making me anthony burch

>>332825254

See guys, I'm not the only one who things wife sharing is nothing wrong or weird.

I'm happy i'm not Anthony Burch

Hi everybody, have you bought my masterpiece, Borderlands The Pre-Sequel, yet?

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>>332825318
Yes, someone got Antonio Burch in /a/

>>>/a/139443607

hi

Im trying my best

You know if somebody gets Anthony Burch then this new theme wont revert.

Hell be fine

Make sure to prep the bull. Its what old Burchy boy would want. Also give away your wii u

MY POOSY IS BIG

I'm in an open relationship with my girlfriend.

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>>332825206

nope.avi

>>332825318

It is, I've seen it.

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Anthony Burch here, what's going on in this thread?

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>implying

>tfw no wii u

It's not going to happen guys, just give up.

Ok, here it is

lol ok lemme try that rollan shit

rolllaaaaaaan xD

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>mfw I'm not Anthony Burch

>owning a Wii U

Stop calling me names

>>332824598
Sure you did, "Donald Cocks".

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I still keep this by my bedstand.

>MFW im not Antionio Burch

>>332823836
But I really don't want to be Anthony Burch

>nobody will be anthony burch

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>tfw I'm Anthony Burch

Allllllllllllllah

>>332823836
if we all hold hands and wish with all of our hearts, maybe, just maybe we can keep the name thing going for... for just a little longer.

stop acting like idiots, there's only one Anthony Burch, and it's probably among us because today is the only day when he can't be Anthony Burch somewhere.

This is real /v/ if you get Anthony Burch you ARE Anthony Burch.

you guys are all fucking autists

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>this thread

>>332825650
yeah, but you have zero trophies to your name and only one testicle

>>332825650
DOPING BIKER GET OUT

>>332825650
Ayyyyyyyy

Can we finally admit memes in games are funny and clever?

>>332825650
BICYCLE MAN HAS RISEN

>>332823836
No matter how hard you try you thankfully will never be Anthony Burch

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>>332825650

>>332825702

I'm going to cum and put it in my own mouth, swish it around, then I'll spit it out onto a sigil. this will summon the foul Burch beast

>>332823836
Is Burch even a possible last name?

>>332823836

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>>332825650

Faggots.

>>332825650
And you have no biking trophies

>>332825650
dem cagers amirite

pls buy my game

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>mfw Anthony Burch

Cuck is luck

>>332825650

How are those balls doing?

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>>332825650
>only half a testicle.

>>332825702
Except me

>>332825650

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GugsCdLHm-Q

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Will it happen or won't it not will.

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>mfw I'm not Anthony Birch

>>332825858
Yes

David get

Serious post, I don't get the april fool's thing. What site is 4chan supposed to look like right now? I genuinely don't get the joke.

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This is the shittiest this board has ever gotten. You should all be ashamed of yourselves.

>>332825650
ONE BALL
N
E

B
A
L
L

HE HAS RISEN

Im here niggas

>>332825943

>Ashley

We are getting close.

>>332825883
>preston
INFLATION FAGS GET OUT

>>332825858
i seent it

>>332825650

FUCKING CHEATER

fallout wasw a mistake

>>332825943

HEY ASHE WATCHA PLAYIN

>>332825990
Google+

NEVER EVER

Someone must be Burchboy

>>332825990
reddoit

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>Any of us could be Anthony Burch

If post ends in 6,
Anthony Burch is not real

hi

RELEASE

Summoning Anthony "The cucklord" Burch

I'm a cuck

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>>332825924
One testicle is bad enough, but half of one? Shieeet

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>>332825650
You need to have both balls to post here

Hello

RISE ANTHONY, RISE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYpz3abAk98

lmao?

behold
my true power

Here I am

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>>332825650

>/int/ didn't get Alberto Barbarosa
>/v/ didn't get Anthony Burch
>/pol/ didn't get Donald Trump
>/tv/ didn't get Bill Wilson

Is meme magic dead?

Seriously though Burch , my friends and I were talking and we really think it would be in your best interest to just kill yourself

>>332825990
Google+/Google's material design. Moot works for Google now

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>>332823836
>mfw I AM anthony Burch

>>332823836
There was an Antonio Burch on /a/.

I can't believe everyone actually wants to be Anthony Burch. Every time I post now I'm afraid it's going to be me.

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>>332826036
>We are getting close.

Then we'll need more rolls.

>>332823836
Is it even possible? I haven't seen "Burch" yet.

>>332826013
It was worse during gamergate .
At least this is over soon

>>332826186

Yes

Narukami Yu get

>>332823836
>yfw you're not Anthony Burch

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>>332823836
I AM BECUM ANTHONY BURCH

OH PLEASE MIGHTY GOD OF MEMES MAKE ME ANTHONY BURCH

The cuck to end all cucks

It won't happen OP, stop trying

>>332826251
Nah

Antonio Batch Here

I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED

>>332825650
Freaky Friday

post faster you idiots
meme magic is come

OH NO

>>332825650

Don't worry, I Anthony Burch, knows what it's like to lose everything.

KING KEK BURCH HERE

>>332826186
YOU GOTTA BELIEVE IT

I AM RISEN

praise kek

>>332826186
We got moot and Austin Powers, /TV/ got Chris Chan
And now we get Todd Howard, rolling

PC gamers are all cucks

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I am not Anthony Burch

There is literally nothing wrong with having your wife taken from you by a black bull.

THE FIRE RISES

it's useless /v/, just go play games fuckers

just cuck my cuck up

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It's okay, I'm here now.

>>332823836
fuck my life

here we go

if 7 no one is anthony burch

here (you) go, buddy

god dammit

I'm not a cuck

turns out Anthony Burch was in you all along

>>332826186
>/fit/ didn't get Lance Armstrong.

Burch get

he'll be fine

If I'm Anthony Burch then you all have to officially recognize Bernie Sanders as your lord and saviour

GOD I JUST WANT TO DISCUSS FUCKING VIDEO GAMES AGAIN

I'LL TAKE THE ANTHONY BURCH BULLET

>>332825990
Google+ it's in reference to moot being hired by Google.

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>>332825650

Ayy lmao

>>332826376
matadors live a hard life

Arise Chikun

>>332823836
Anthony Burch is never going to show up, stop trying.

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LOLI BEST FETISH

WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME

Nothing will beat Charles Charles

KEK-A-DOODLE-DOO

true cucks

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>>332826413

Howard philips get

WAKE ME UP

Rolling for Joaquin Loera

I will save you /v/

>>332826385
This is a game

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HELP GET THIS BURCH OFF ME

oh no

Tfw this day will never come back

it is I

i am not a cuck

>>332826376

Finally someone else who agrees.

Does this count as a roll thread?

THE ULTIMATE KEK
HERE I GO
THIS IS FOR MY WII U

come on and slam

>>332826363
Todd Howard was got? Where?

>>332826604

It was fun.

>tfw nobody will ever be Burch

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ROLL FOR ANTHONY KOJIMA

This is happening

The odds for getting Anthony Burch is 1 in a million. Give up, for there is no hope.

im a cuck

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it's time post your
>age
>height
>who's your street fighter main

There once was an old man at church
on whose shoulder his parrot would perch
telling all who sat near that his owner was queer,
but at least he's not Anthony Burch

>>332826543
CANT WAKE UP

RNG PLS

Secretly we're all Anthony Burch

4.1.16 We are (Not) Anthony Burch

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Who /Jeb/?

>>332826456
>'

Ruined the meme incantation.

I have a Wii u

I embrace cuckism. I am Anthony Burch.

IM ANTHONY BURCH

>>332826498
heh, gay

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No Its Burch season!

i guess i'll try

>>332826696
Shepard.

I want a wii u

>>332826629

We're rolling for a name so yes.

>>332825650
Hey there, you balless cheater!

SUMMON THE KEK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTZ-q6S5hpU

>>332826695
SAVE MEEEEEE

>>332823836
fake and gay

>>332823836
>tfw they probably check if a post comes up as Anthony Burch and do a reroll if it does
>we probably got Anthony Burch a long time ago but only for a fraction of a second

Don't talk to me or my wife's Wii U ever again.

>>332826634
KEK
cuck
How strange. Is it just me or does cuck in all caps still have a filter?

cuck my shit up

STOP IT WITH THE KEK MEMES

TIME TO END IT ALL

WHERE ARE YOU!?

>>332823836
Sorry that I'm late guys, was picking up this 9!

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>>332823836

I hereby decree April 2nd as international cuckold awareness day.

Big black cocks will cum in you, but only if you post "I LOVE BIG BLACK COCK".

>>332826689
Mary san is a slut.

I SUMMON ANTHONY BURCH

>>332826689
21
5'11
Birdie

>>332826679
Don't lose faith anon

>>332823836
I'm here

Gotta use that M E M E M A G I C son

>>332823836
Speak my name, and I shall appear

>>332826186
Didn't /pol/ get Nixon saying he hates reddit though

>>332826451
I think you mean /n/

I am not a cuck

At least this'll be gone by tomorrow

i will be the one. believe in me

>>332823836
You asked for it....

I would rather die than be Anthony Burch.

antony pls

Guys, what if Anthony Burch was got in one of the tiny boards like /po/ or /i/ or /gd/ and we didn't notice?

>>332826818
Good post

KILL DE WABBIT

AND HIS NAME IS JOHN ____

Everything will be alright.

Going for a latino last name.

Where's my Wii U?

If my name starts with an F I'll kill myself

I am David

its not poasible, friendo

>>332823836
I shall give you

I'm here. Laugh at me.

>>332826867
You're gay

>>332826867
Are you gay or something? Faggot.

I lick cocks

>>332823836

>the one day people WANT to be anthony burch
its not really all its cracked up to be

>>332826910
Not if I can help it

WE WAZ KANGZ

>>332826939
MEMER

NOTHING
WRONG

Check this name.

memes

if I am burch rolando is a new. meme

Come on, some meme name now

>>332826945
Get gud

>>332826930
We have enough cross borders for someone to notice.

Maybe

Fuck Anthony Burch

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SHE TOOK THE FUCKING WII U

ok

Thank fuck I'm not Anthony Burch

>>332826979
He might be gay but at least he isn't named Patrick Pitts. Also, incoming 4

>>332823836
Fate is too kind to disgrace one of us with his name.

>>332826851
I LOVE BIG BLACK COCK

Maybe Anthony and Burch together was somehow disabled?

Hello.

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>yfw pressing refresh and Anthony Burch finally shows up

I am not Anthony Burch

^

>>332823836
hi

What a sad circumstance.

>>332825650
UNO
TESTICULO

I wish I was a qt at the very least

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>>332823836
Check this Kacey.

We gotta get that fucking name

Alright since you asked nice

JUST

penis

I now summon the powers of Anthony Burch upon myself
May cuckolding and ill-manners come your way

-

I just wanted to bring equality to /v/

WAKE ME UP

I'm a shitty writer

I'LL END IT THUS

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The only thing I'll be summoning this evening, my friends, is a crisp pair of doubles.

Check my Burch

>>332823836
Is Burch Anthony possible?

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DINDU NUFFIN

Not funny.

She never said she would take the Wii U