HL3 LITERALLY CONFIRMED

YOU DRAKE POSTING NIGGER FAGGOTS IM NOT KIDDING. BUMP

https://www.reddit.com/r/HalfLife/comments/40hxb1/its_time_the_fans_know_what_is_going_on/cyui2uv

>Site admins of leddit got messaged by valve to remove

Seems legit this time /v/

>>323596645
>
The game is fabricated to be VERY reactive to player choice and decision making. There are no forced cutscenes that break the pace of the game and put you to a stop. Instead you can still freely do as you please and fully interact with everything that goes on story wise and cinematically. Nothing really feels like a cinematic, it more so just feels like stuff that happens to be occurring with what you're doing. For example, a character is sitting on a chair talking to you and if you start walking they will get up and respond to you.


>Events that occur in the game's world and story driven events have a multitude of variables. Everything has variables. There are largescale events and smallscale. How these are dissected is completely on the fly and almost completely randomized.

>Physics puzzles are gone and are instead more of an optional sort of thing, but are generated for you based on your decisions.

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Sure anon

This time it's legit

wew lad

Fuck off back to reddit, cancer.

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>Picture a car being picked up and then thrown into the corner of a brick building. The car actually goes inside of the building, with collision shaping the metal of the car, shattering the glass and creating "spider webs".

>The extent of the particles and breakdown, the car is the best example. Every single part of the car can be broken down and dissected. The tech demos of Source 2 are demonstrating the capabilities to those that have seen it in every demonstration. Everything is put together and fabricated like real world items.

>Temperature is a factor too and reflects on a lot. For example if it is very cold, glass will become more brittle and easier to break, whereas if it is 700 degrees the metal will start to melt and the rubber will stick to the surface and melt down.

THREE

THREE NEW HATS IN TEAM FORTRESS 2

>>323596979
They could have also wanted it taken down just because it's false and misleading information.

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>>323596645
>Half-Life 3

no fucking cares anymore

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>>323597190
>>323597162
>>323597150
>ITT: ungreatful niggers

nobody gave a shit last week when we got the info first. Go eat some more cocks on your precious reddit retard

>>323597460
wew
lad

who fucking cares

>>323597460
Back to reddit.

>The writer left Valve because he finished writing HL3
C-CONFIRMED?

>>323597581
this....... even the cods are better than half life

take off your nostalgia goggles grandpas

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>>323596645
>random generated
Its trash

And I want this meme to end

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>>323596645
>since 2007 "LOOK GAIS IT IS REALLY HABBENIN HL3 CONFIRMED THIS TIME FOR REAL WE SWEAR!!!

>>323597619
>>323597554
>LE BACK TO REDDIT XD

Someone linked me the thread fucktards

hi can we get some drake in here

>>323597742
Sure they did.

Back to reddit.

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Isn't it kinda late now for a new half life since all the hype went away years ago.. Don't get me wrong but if they ever made a new one it better be worth the wait.

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>still no actual source or reason to believe any of this

How about you fucking negros have a look at the reddit for a second.

It is as this guy said
>>323596979

>>323596645
>all that TECHNOLOGY
holy shit if this is true half life 3 will be the fucking masterpiece people have been waiting for and well worth the wait.

>>323597742
ok, now back to reddit!

>>323597742
>Someone linked me the thread fucktards
it's literally in OP you shit eating double retard

>>323597308
i don't think this is physically possible in any engine yet... idk though

Stopped caring about Half-Life a decade ago

Valve should've it released at a reasonable time when people still cared. Now even the "le Half-Life 3 confrimed!!!" meme is dead.

>>323596979
Of course Valve would have mods remove it. That post is promising some pretty exciting shit. Assuming Valve is working on the game, they don't need fuckwits raising people's expectations even higher than they already are.

>>323597431

It's literally the only PC exclusive that Mustards could brag about.

>>323597723
Did you even read it? They said the fucking opposite, that random generated shit didn't work.

fake and gay

>Ep2 ends right before a trip to Arctic location
>vegetation in Half-Life universe is nearly dead
>"guys, we're going to jungle, I swear"

>>323598120
>PC exclusive

Valve aren't cunts and release their shit on everything.

The Half Life games aren't even any good in the first place. Bottom of the barrel generic FPS like literally every Valve game.

>>323596645
Is this a fuckin joke
Im literally lmao at the
>euphoria physics engine
when i was QA testing that edgelord star wars game, force unleashed i think, there was an entire catalog of just "euphoria bugs" that reaches into the fuckin thousands
also
>uses a million periods instead of an elipse like he's some fuckin 16 year old nina freeman ass motherfucker

>>323598112
Just seems odd that Valve would be so quick to give a shit about a thread that only had like 70 replies

>>323598175
>portal 2 takes place in the half life universe far after the events of half life
>has jungles
lol

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>People still think HL3 won't be a massive disappointment if it ever does actually happen.

What makes your think HL3 would be anything but trash after what Valve has become? Maybe you'll get some TF2 hats out of it at least.

>>323598050
>all the technology
considering the halflife games are literally tech demos for valves engines, i wouldn't be surprised if we got alot of that shit.

And how will they translate the game to some language other than English with all the dynamic shit going on

>Then you see the heli with Alex
>Alex

Confirmed for pulling shit from his own ass.

>>323598241
The amount of replies has nothing to do with anything. If someone posted bullshit promising things that aren't real, they want it gone as soon as possible.

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>yet ANOTHER day of HL3 and NX "leaks"
Holy shit when will you guys quit?

>>323597554
>le sekrit club
>le boogyman meme

go on
say it
say
>this is neo-/v/ for ya fellas

>That poorly-written drivel

Yeah, totally legit. Also, anyone with sense stopped giving a fuck years ago since HL2 and its episodes were nowhere near as good as HL1.

>>323596645
>alex

I don't even care about HL3 anymore. This is getting even more ridiculous than DNF and look how that turned out.

>>323596645
b2r

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>>323596645
>HL 3

Anyone who has spent year shitting their pants over this is a fucking idiot. No way you aren't going to be disappointed.

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Valve doesn't do "game and technology" stuff anymore

Nowadays all they do is social experiences designed to roll in the dough with as little effort as possible
Every steam sale has that kind of stuff, dota 2 and tf2 are just hats, and look at this disgusting shit
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Collector's
literally adds nothing to the game, just a way to coerce drones into buying and selling more on the market so valve can get their small cut of every purchase

There won't be a HL3 with man-made levels and stuff like that. Ever. A HL2 level designer left valve because of this
fake and gay

>>323596645
I'm not reading all that shit, sum it up in 20 words or less.

>451 Unavailable For Legal Reasons

Can anyone re-host or post the leak whatever it was?

>>323598270
Because it's obviously after events of HL3. If humans lost, Combine would most likely blew the earth out.

>>323596645
>Alex

FAKE

>>323596645
>Never beat HL1.
>Never beat HL2.
>Never played any of the expansions.
Who gives a fuck?

What a bunch of bullshit

>you see Alex in a helicopter being kidnapped

You're literally retarded if you keep believing this shit

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>>323597834

>>323598678
people who did, autismo

>>323598678
>I don't care so that means everyone else in the world doesn't either

I hope that memegame one day finally comes out so you will finally shut the fuck up about it and make random "for real this time I swear!!!!!" threads.

>>323596645
The lead writer for Half Life left Valve last month.

HL3 will NEVER happen.

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Don't worry guys, I'm sure it's "real" this time

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>>323598163
>Fake and gay

What a fucking loser, go back to reddit you fucking dipshit nigger kike

Go suck ray nigger paki's dick

If any of what I read is true I would be so happy. If its not true I am still happy.

We have stagnated gentlemen. Video games have reached that point again. Consider when half life 2 was released. 2004. Twelve years ago what else was released that even compared to HL2? Nothing. It raised the bar so high we are still benefiting from its astonishing launch.
We need, no I need, a breath of fresh air into this stagnating industry. No one takes risks anymore. In newly released games features that people go insane over always seem to be side projects done by the interns; occurrences we like to call TECHNOLOGY. Twelve years since half life changed the landscape of vidya forever. I am willing to believe Valve is taking this long. They have always been pioneers in this safe space world. I look forward to tomorrow and beyond.

Stay positive /v/

>So with Source 2, there is blended dialogue. What this means is that lines are recorded and single words are recorded. The GTA npc can not only say the two lines above, but also say: "What are you smokin' clown?" Or "What are you a clown?" And maybe afterwards they would mutter something under their breath like "Eat a dick already."
>Not only this, but the pitch for any npc can be altered and changed depending on their mood and general behaviors and interactions with them. Irritate an npc and you will hear the tone sound more annoyed and strenuous.
>This is all dynamic and done with Source 2 on the fly. You will never hear the exact same sentence ever again.

lol

If anyone believes this shit they're honestly retarded. "Valve pmed me" doesn't mean it's true.

>>323598716
ironic shitposting is still shitposting

>valve pm'd him and asked him to remove the info

HL3 CONFIRMED HL3 CONFIRMED HL3 CONFIRMED HL3 CONFIRMED HL3 CONFIRMED HL3 CONFIRMED HL3 CONFIRMED HL3 CONFIRMED HL3 CONFIRMED

>>323596645
>not being made for VR or with VR in mind

lol, VR is one of the biggest considerations for hl3, anyone with at least a piece of a brain understands this, goes without saying

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>>323596979
>o-our l-lord g-gaben t-told me to t-take it d-down so I h-have to

Jesus redditors are such beta fucbois

>>323598490
>look at me screaming on the floor and eating my own shit
>go on
>say it
>This guy is mentally retarded

>>323598859
If you read the post, it states everything is basicly randomly generated, the game doesn't have a plot so it doesn't need a writer to begin with :^)

>>323598163

>fake and gay

Please fuck off you cunt

>>323598882
Keep spouting memes, you'll fit in soon ;)

>>323598081
It's possible, but you'd need to work at CERN to have a computer to run it.

>>323598859
Did you ever think of the possibility that he could have finished his job and has already written out the entirety of Half Life 3 and that Valve is simply finishing the rest?

You didn't think about that did you.

>>323598565
I think it has gone full circle at this point. The wait has caused the hype and expectations to die down so it's probably going to be at least a little bit better than people expect.

Back to reddit with "LE THIRD SHITTY GAME ITS REAL THIS TIME GUISE XD XD MAYMAY".
Saged, reported and hidden.

>>323598883
fuck off retard

Who gives a shit anymore? It's been so fucking long since HL2 that it's lost its target audience. We've already moved on to more in depth and interesting shooters rather then a game who's main feature was, "LoL physics".

Fuck half life and fuck anyone who thinks this series is still relevant.

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>>323596645
>So with Source 2, there is blended dialogue. What this means is that lines are recorded and single words are recorded. The GTA npc can not only say the two lines above, but also say: "What are you smokin' clown?" Or "What are you a clown?" And maybe afterwards they would mutter something under their breath like "Eat a dick already."

>Not only this, but the pitch for any npc can be altered and changed depending on their mood and general behaviors and interactions with them. Irritate an npc and you will hear the tone sound more annoyed and strenuous.

>This is all dynamic and done with Source 2 on the fly. You will never hear the exact same sentence ever again. Just like in real life, doing an exact replicate of something somebody said is impossible, because of factors such as tone and differing vocabulary and variables at play that trigger these things to occur. This is why Valve has been working very closely with many experimental & young filmmakers, and acting instructors & theater talents from some of the most prestigious institutions in the world, to receive as much input and criticism towards this as they can possibly get. I can't include any names unfortunately.

And you fell for this, OP?

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>>323598883
>It raised the bar so high we are still benefiting from its astonishing launch.
And HL3 will raise that bar again

r-right? I'm honestly fearing that even if it is ever released, FPS will be forever stale by that point

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>>323597742

ewwwwww, you are gross

>>323596645
>UNAVAILABLE FOR LEGAL REASONS

>>323597373
>>323598112
Valve never removed other fake posts tho

Neither Half Life nor Half Life 2 were that good anyway.

>>323599070

Stay mad friendo =-)

>Doug finishes writing and other contributions to a heavily in development HL3
>decides to move on to different pastures with blessings from Gabe

my god, it's actually happening!

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>make post
>hey guys vavle pm'd me pleease don't leave our subreddit for a dead game with a dead community outiside memes

>half life 3 intended to be as big of a physics-simulation milestone as half life 2 kinda was

I'd believe it.

Didn't Viktor Antanov leave Valve because he was interested in creating singleplayer games? That was some time ago now but still.

>>323599182
well memed

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Who the fuck gives a shit about HL3 after all these years? HL2 was a disapointing cinematic experience with awful engine and bad story.

>>323598882
here's your (you)

>>323596645
>redditors still care about hl3
reddit should be harammed to death

Even if this shit is fake when was the last time stuff related to HL3 triggered Valve this much?

Literaly every post on reddit related to the leak is getting nuked

You can also fuck lolis in HL3

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>>323598960
>hl3 wouldnt be a tech demo for steamvr
>all vale games are ascended mods and tech demos for source

this
i dont know why people are so naive; these are the people who spend a few hours a day hoping the phantom pain will get finished

>>323598163

haha! that was suck a good joke xD, got any more?

>>323599178
There's no proof Valve actually asked them to remove the post.

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>>323599248
>awful engine and bad story.

>>323596645
This sounds like what a 12-year-old would say when asked about their idea of an ideal videogame. It's plain retarded.

>>323599004
f a k e a n d g a y

>>323599248
You seem to care enough to post in this thread :)

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>>323599248

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>>323599105
The fact that vocaloid and UTAU exist proves this is very much plausible, they could simply record a voice bank / set of words and then modify them in-engine.

>>323598991
oh ho ho
i had a sensible chuckle and i thank you friend
you delivered a yapapai strap to my humorous

>not realizing this is actually a ruse by reddit just to rile /v/ up
Gotta hand it to 'em, actually making a whole fake thread just to bait us

Valve pmed the mod who gave approval to the post and told him to delete it and he has been getting messages from Reddit head admins telling him to delete it immediately.

That is already sign that it was actually true, why would Valve pay attention to something like that unless it actually gave away info?

>>323598163

haha with great jokes like that you must get a lot of pussy at school haha

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my dad is gabe and he said half life 3 is coming out next week

pic related it's my dad after i set up his ipad for him

>>323599246
he did and to be honest there hasn't really been a good design in half-life since

>>323599474
Tin foil is strong with this one

>>323599478
he gets 10x the pussy you get

which means it's still no pussy hahahah

>implying im going to read all of this
tl;dr someone?

Hey guys, I work for Valve (but no I can't prove it for obvious reasons). Ask me anything about Ricochet 2!

>>323598585
NO

>>323598163

haha, great one, you had me in stitches for a solid 30 seconds. That's a great joke. Fake AND Gay lol, Win! lol so MUCH WIN! lol

>>323599474
>board is filled with normie DJ Khalid memes, drakeposting, and twitter threads
>post about a rumor that actually has to pertain to vidya
>a ruse by reddit

you fucktards are hopeless

>>323599579
TECHNOLOGY

>>323596645
I refuse to believe anything until Valve makes an official statement about it. I won't be disappointed again.

>>323599476
What makes you think that actually happened?

Even if it's not real, that dynamic NPC dialogue seems really cool.

I hope it's real.

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>>323599248

>>323598163

DOIN' YOUR MOM! ahahaha, i bet no one understands out little inside joke ;)

>>323599579
Valve has invented a magic engine that can program the plot of a game all by itself and perfectly simulate every single piece of every object in the world simultaneously, allowing for the objects to be damaged and even melt realistically.

>>323599105
What are you, a dick clown? [angry] DICK CLOWN?!?!
[annoyed] dick dick dick dick dick clown clown clown clo clo clo clo clo
>HL3.exe has crashed

>>323599579
basically they are adding a million little details to the physics and dialogue engine that the series never really needed and no one asked for, if true.

>>323599579
HL3 might come this year with complex physics and AI that won't say the same shit and change tone and mood depending on what you do

Physic puzzles are back but optional and harder to find

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>>323599326
i am very proud of all the responses my post got
for you, here's an antique meme from my vaults. it is 9 years old

>>323598163

DOING YA MOM!
TWO CAMELS IN A TINY CAR!

BAAAZINGA! lol shhhh.... don't tell anyone about our secret little jokes xP

http://imgur.com/gallery/GEncE


there ya go

>>323598120
Implying it won't get released for console. PS3 literally has steam integration.

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>>323599789
So, Dwarf Fortress?

Where is the proofs

>>323596645
>caring about generic shooter #474873726

If its real I'll buy it day one

>>323599821
>HL3.exe has crashed
Oh god not again

>Make up a bunch of bullshit
>Remove it later and say Valve made you do it

>>323599478
i'm a sweaty 43-year-old man but yes i do

>>323599638
please like and subscribe to me if you enjoyed ;D

>>323599858

Fuck you, those weren't different people, all the replies to your post were me. one person. see nobody gives a shit about your shitty catch phrase

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>>323599579
No cutscenes or "wait for this guy to stop talking before you can progress"

Physic puzzles are now only optional and not required

dynamic voice lines (they record single words instead of entire sentences, they can then randomly generate the lines that will be spoken instead of having the same thing everytime, additionally they will be able to change the tone of the recording depending on the characters mood etc).

Dynamic events (everything that happens is randomly generated to a degree, you may experience something while another player sees something completely different, but the level design stays the same).

Realistic physics that are actually realistic

>>323599916
Except with 3d objects instead of letters and numbers.

Also it writes all the music for you too in real time.

>>323596645
>https://archive.is/1xWGU
>how can I be trusted?
>I can't

Stopped reading right there

>>323599917
reddit said so!
truue this time man

Half Life II.8 confirmed

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this seems like WAY too much information to be faked.

god damn now i'm hyped again

Seems interesting if its true

UPDATE THE THREAD

MODS CONFIRMED THE POSTER SENT THE MODS SLIM PROOF THAT HE WORKS AT VALVE, BUT WONT SHOW IT BECAUSE LEGAL REASONS

HOLY SHIT IT'S HAPPENING

>>323598163

haha, do you play meme run?

Its a really good game. I think you'll like it

(oooh baby a triple ;P )

>>323600012
fake and gay

>>323599721
Because the mod himself said so? He is currently breaking down in multiple comments about how he has to remove a fuck ton of post related to it because Head Admins contacted him and told him to remove it.

>>323598271
I'm sick of this desu
HL2 was way more hyped(since people don't even fucking care about HL3 anymore) and they delivered.

>>323600120
Hyped for what? It will never live up to the expectations.

oh fuck
is it 2008 already?

>>323596645
>an anonymous post saying HL3 is confirmed
I believe it this time.

>>323596645
>>323596979
>unironically linking reddit
kill yourselves

>>323600073
Sounds rad, too bad it's probably a lie.

Unless Valve HAVEN'T actually been sitting with their thumbs up their asses for almost 10 years now.

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>>323600043
>>323599789
>>323599852
That's pretty fucking wizard

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>still caring about HL3

They took so long that everyone now how bad the other HL games are

>>323600146
>I have proof, I just can't show it to you :^)

>>323600163
fucking LOL

>>323600120
YOU CAN DO ANYTHING

>>323600206
HL2 was a piece of shit compared to HL1. It literally threw the atmosphere out the window and made it on rails shooter

>>323600120

>this seems like WAY too much information to be faked.

I've written pages and pages of fake leaked information for GTA V, Red Dead 3, Bully 2, even fucking Halo 5. It's easy man. Do NOT get hyped.

>>323598163

BTW there's a really good website that I think you should check out. it's called reddit and also i fucked your mom right i the ass

THE LEAD WRITER WAS LET GO A WHILE AGO. There is no HL3 only free2play crate openers. This is the valve you helped create, reap your grapes of wrath

You know why I don't believe it? There is no mention of how microtransactions are implemented.

And that is literally all valve cares about.

>>323600043
>>323599852
sounds neat if its actually true.
still haven't played any expansion of both games though.

>>323600156
i bought a wii just for meme run

If it's true it will be a video game to surprass all and will be game of the century

>>323600224
Well this is certainly the first time Valve went out of their way to remove it.

>>323599917
There is none but it's the most legit thing to date, for some reason valve is trying to cover it up and they never have before. It might not be real but they are trying to cover it up.

>>323600043
Wh have people been posting Asuka so much lately? Did hiro put you up to this?

asuka, a shit; shinji, a hero who did nothing wrong; rei, the perfect yamato nadeshiko

why can i never stfu about eva
its been like a decade since i first watched it and i havent stopped since

>>323600146
the mods profile:
https://www.reddit.com/user/baconlovr

>>323600043
>they record single words instead of entire sentences
>they can then randomly generate the lines that will be spoken instead of having the same thing everytime

Sounds like we're getting YTP-tier audio splicing, unless the recording egnineers are really fucking good.

>>323600043
>they record single words instead of entire sentences
lmaoing @ this post

>he spells Alyx's name as Alex

fake and gay

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I can't tell if you guys are being serious with your posts or are just fucking about.

No way you actually believe any of this, right?

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Half-Life 3: TECHNOLOGY Edition

>>323600316
But anon, HL1 was literally an on rails shooter

>people unironically liked this linear experience

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgLLLNf-C4k

sauce of all this shit: http://imgur.com/gallery/GEncE

>>323598960
Except Valve aren't stupid enough to think that people will buy a $300 pus device just to play one or two decent games. Even if Valve or another company release decent VR headsets for some crazy cheap price, it'll still be lost on most people because most people don't like buying yet more peripherals.
They'll definitely have VR options in game, but it'd be suicide to build the game around it

>>323599579
The game gives you a free blowjob and shits out 5 bucks every 3 hours

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>The billboard topples over onto the ground, then the building starts to crumble and demolish. As this occurs, bricks topple onto themselves and outward onto the streets, glass is crushed, and cement is broken into chunks. All of this randomized and the building being fully enterable and interactive from the start by the way.

why is this impressive? Why did half life need this? why couldn't they have just finished the half life story and done all this useless retarded bullshit with a new series that can be all about looking at how bricks fall on top of each other "JUST LIKE REAL LIFE WHOAAAAA"

jesus I'm not buying this shit.

Why would valve even remove it in the first place? Think logical here people, no screenshoots, no actual proof at all.

I-is this real?

It's real.. r-right? Please.. please.. just.. please be real.

>>323598163

ahahah did you know that milhouse isn't a meme

teeheehee, i bet no one in the world understands our little secret inside jokes hahahaha

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>>323596645
>be gaben
>want to release HALIFEF 3 with all your might
>get so close to release without anyone finding out a thing
>some faggot starts to leak info and bust all the info and newness out of it
>scrap everything and try again
>never release game because scum keep sabotaging the effort to keep this under wraps
>consumer expectations means they can't get away with releasing a known-product
IT KEEPS HAPPENING

You guys are so fucking dumb, holy shit. Do you not realize that Reddit's entire existence revolves around literally getting likes and karma? Or are you just so firmly cemented in the autistic 4chan culture that you think it's accelerated past reality and become a meme at this point?

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>>323600564
>$300 pus device

That's not my fetish

but who was cliffs?

>>323596645
Now if only this was 7 years ago then I might've been excited

literally who cares anymore, It will be 2 hours of Alyx being a cunt and some 2deep4u shit happens

>>323597431
>implying the normies aren't going to fucking explode with minimum X4 the hype fallout 4 got
sure most of the guys here don't give a crap at this point me neither but you can't hide the fact that the normies going to be all over it

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>>323600320
>I've written pages and pages of fake leaked information for GTA V, Red Dead 3, Bully 2, even fucking Halo 5

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>>323600439
kyle best girl

>>323599248
And that reaction image is from a shitty anime

>this entire thread
hello reddit!

>>323600595
It's real.

The engine also cures blindness in children.

>>323598960
Yeah they're definitely going to make their flagship game something that like 10% of their userbase can actually play when you actually factor in the hardware that's required for VR

>>323599286
I think it's mostly because the news dropped yesterday that the lead writer of Half-Life was leaving valve.
And now this drops.

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As much as the "HL3 CONFIRMED I WORK FOR VALVE" rumors happen, this one seems the most plausible.

No, it's not just because he removed it afterwards.

A big factor of Half Life 2 was showing off the engine's power. With the gravity gun and physics puzzles, it was at its core a "tech demo" for the engine. Not saying it negatively at all, but this was the direction Valve consciously took with the game. Naturally, with HL3 they will do the same thing with Source 2. The developer putting so much emphasis in physics and temperature and other dynamic elements of the engine, rather than the game play and story. That is much in line with what Valve would want to show first and foremost with Half-Life 3.

For this reason, any Half Life 3 rumor before Source 2 automatically had absolutely no reason to be humored. That's what makes this is the MOST plausible, even though it's still not very plausible in itself.

>>323600487
>>323600492
The technology is very similar to Vocaloid which came out originally in 2004, but since they are dealing with recording entire words instead of voice banks it's much more plausible.

>>323598163

Do you say memes in real life? I do, just so i can identify the real geeks in the crowd :P

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I'm torn. On one hand, all that sounds WAY too good to be true, but on the other, the OP got the approval that he's legit from Valve or something along those lines


Fuck....

>This is all dynamic and done with Source 2 on the fly. You will never hear the exact same sentence ever again.
Stopped reading there, total bullshit

>>323600689

>he doesn't like (You)s

I guess you just don't get it spongebob

>>323600706
fuck off

goddamn kaworufags are unbearably obnoxious

The truth is out there.

It's getting cold, isn't it?

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>>323600320
>faking red dead revenge
come on man, redemption was awesome
ur hurtin me anon

it wasnt the dudebro western i thought it would be das 4tru

>tfw this shit thread is taking up space for another quality Drake thread

Do people outside of the reddit circle jerk actually give a massive fuck about Half Life?

Half Life 1 was okay but the level design was trash as is the case with Valve games in general

Half Life 2 was a glorified tech demo "check out our physics engine!!"

>all the "puzzles" are the same physics shite
>game play awful
>gun play was awful
>ost was disgusting
>level design was awful
>story was trash
>characters were bland
>fucking awful vehicle sections and they couldn't even be bothered to render some arms

>check out my silent ie completely lifeless protag!

this is the least important complaint an doesn't matter at all but man I'm not a fan of silent protags in general especially in a game like this. It just makes it seem silly when someone talks to you forever and the character you're playing as doesn't say anything or react in any way. It just makes me wonder "why is this person monologuing at him?"

ep 1 was garbage

ep 2 they'd finally got the physics to not feel awful at least, this was honestly the most enjoyable game of the lot. Still bad.

I really don't get the "omg half life" shit. A lot of things even if I don't like them I get. This? It's nonsense.

>>323598960
no, anyone with half a brain realizes that a game such as that needs to be able to reach as many players as possible, which means it isnt going to be some dumb tech demo, it will be a normal game that is designed to played the normal way.

>>323600736
So I can gap, go blind, and use Source 2 to cure my blindness!???

>>323598163

How did your parents react when they found out you were autistic?

>>323597742
cool, but you should head back there though.

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>HL3
>Freeman speaks

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>>323600778
i wear meme shirts
here's another meme for you

>>323600567
>All of this randomized
ayy lmao
I've never heard a developer describe fucking physics that way

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>>323596645

Yeah, no... Just another "dick eating clown" that can't keep his own fucking fantasies to himself.

>>323597738
Who the fuck goes to Disney and reads a book on the log ride?

I don't think this sort of game is remotely possible, let alone probable

>>323600830
Nice bait shithead

>>323600778
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>>323598716

bazinga

>>323600797
Rude.

we all know Misato is best girl anyway

>>323598163

Do you eat shit? or does shit just naturally come from your mouth?

>>323600993
It ain't bait. I'm serious.

>>323600706
I dont know why shinji bonded so hard to him, and i cannot understand the kaworu meme

when lilith was all "yo u homogay bishbabby you feel better if its y'boyfriend?" i caught a little whiff of the feels to be honest family member

>>323596645
David Bowie died so we can learn of HL3

>>323600927
This.

All of this sounds too non-technical.

>>323600830
>STOP LIKING THINGS THAT I DONT LIKE!

Sounds like they're just taking the L4D tech and taking it further. That too had an AI director that would randomize your experience, it really wasn't all that noticeable and they completely overhyped how much it would change each play session much like how that guy is claiming it will "never get old or tiring or repetitive". Could be legit, not getting my hopes up.

>>323600962
Why is dick eating clown in quotes?

>>323601068
Kill yourself anon

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>>323600775
>meanwhile, at Valve's VA studios

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Etjd0lEpkk

Could you imagine the fallout if Valve released HL3 in a "haha surprise here you go now available on Steam"

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>The product may release this year, the biggest factor that I've heard is marketability. Not for Half-Life 3 to be a commercial (?) success, but for one that doesn't hurt others' sales.

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>>323601046
That's true

>>323601086

Shitty response. It's fine to like things I don't like. I just don't understand the massive love for it.

There's plenty of popular things I can at least be like "I get it" but Half Lifes are mediocre at best.

>>323601110

Read the plebbit post.

>>323601173
Could you imagine if you just sucked my dick right now lmao that would be GAY

>>323601173
Fallout already came out

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>putting all that money and manpower into NPC dialogue

>>323598163

Hey theres a really great show that I think you might like. Its called big bang theory and it stars a nerd haha! he does nerdy things like dressing up as SPOCK


I actually learned a few good memes from the show too.

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>>323596645
This did happen a few weeks ago. A lots been confirmed so maybe.

>>323600976
I'm pretty sure it was posing for an ironic photo. A while back, rollercoaster pics of people playing chess was all the rage.

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>>323601284
hey reddit!

>>323600976
nigga if you live close by you been on those rides a million times

>>323600652

How about you faggot check the Reddit. It was not the Reddit OP who deleted the post with a "VALVE SAID I HAVE TO DELETE IT XD" note. it was the mod in charge who got tasked to do it by one of the main Reddit admins.
He wouldn't be a mod anymore at this point if anything he (the mod) said was not the truth.
He also said that he gave the reddit poster the approval of posting the leak after sending proof.
The mod is not a regular 4chan shitposter you dumbfuck

>>323596645
I'm not sure how to feel about that, assuming it's true. It sounds very interesting, but to me the HL were always amazingly focused and engrossing games, if they go for some kinda open-world thing, I kind of doubt they'll be able to achieve the same level of quality all around, even if there are highly varied random events and speech as well as dynamic AI behavior.

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> 10,000 lines of dialogue

>>323596645
Redditors and people who only played Half Life 2 aka children are excited by this. It's going to be mediocre and be a literal meme game.

>>323601361
>The mod is not a regular 4chan shitposter you dumbfuck

maybe he just got bored of moderating a dead subreddit and decided to fuck with people

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>>323598163

HEY EVERYBODY GET A LOAD OF THIS FUCKING FAGGOT

>>323600927
This

Holy shit, it reads like it was written by a 15 years old who has no idea how games work but has THE BEST IDEA EVER

This is the faker than OP's lost virginity. I'm at the 20% mark of reading this, there's actually no way Valve could pull any of this off.

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>>323600196
>>323600253
Oh hey it gendo ikari who did nothing wrong

saying anything negative about this shit is now a meme right?

>>323601332
is this the birth of an epic new meme

>>323600258
HL1 was good

HL2 was "cinematic" rail shooter shit

Did Todd right this shit?

>>323601067
Shinji bonded so hard to Kaworu because he was the only one that was ever nice to him, seemingly unconditionally. I don't really get the meme either but I like calling him kyle so I posted him.

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>>323601454
you're goddamn right

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>>323596645
>THIS is how Half-Life 3 and Source 2 are going to change games, forever

>>323601361
>He wouldn't be a mod anymore at this point if anything he (the mod) said was not the truth.
That's not how reddit works.

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>>323598163

>>323601454
Kill yourself

Gendo was more gay than shinji

>Temperature is a factor too and reflects on a lot. For example if it is very cold, glass will become more brittle and easier to break, whereas if it is 700 degrees the metal will start to melt and the rubber will stick to the surface and melt down.
What is the point of this? How does this make the game better? Will you even be able to notice?

>>323601259
I laughed, thanks

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>>323596645
This is so obviously written by some faggot. There is nothing off about the way he write, nothing quirky. This is the way a ~20 year old types when he tries to sound objective and informing. Nothing he says stands out, only that it's... different. Which makes the whole rant about meaningful choices and Source 2 as pointless as it is unlikely as an announcem-leak.

>>323601595
neither were gay tho

HOLY FUCK GABEN JUST ANNOUNCED HL3

WANT PROOF?

[PROOF]

this seems way too good to be true, im skeptical even if valve asked for it to be taken down

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>>323601654
all~me

Archive link is down due to legal reasons and Reddit was forced to take this down. Even if it was written poorly, why would Valve care this much? They never take down false HL3 posts.

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You all know what that means


>Valve knows HL3 is awaited by the whole world
>They just KNOW it will be a major success regardless of the quality of the game
>They keep it in reserve for when Valve will be in financial trouble

It means Valve is in financial difficulties right now

>>323601612
Dude, the Half-Life series has always been about physics wankery. I love it!

That's the whole point of the Gravity Gun's existence.

Fake as shit 4Head Keepo

go back to reddit

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if time and space are really infinite there is a world where youre the husbando of your waifu.
she probably thinks about you right now.

>>323598271

What I fear is that HL3 will be built around VR. I've used the development kit, it's been nothing special although I had no chance to try it with a real game.

>>323601751
The link is right fucking there in the OPs post you nigger.

>I, the jaded /v/irgin who hates everything stopped carrying about Half Life years ago so that means the much larger group of normies who think the memes are hilarious and fall for hype culture every time did too

>>323601769
NoKappa

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>>323601758
>It means Valve is in financial difficulties right now
Yeah, sure

>guys valve created a literal magic engine that does everything including composing music on the fly
>my dad gabe told me take down the leak though sorry guys
you are a literal fucking 10 year old if you believe this shit

>>323600828
You used to...
You used to you used to

>>323601851
get those virgins! hah!

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Fuck this, I'm not falling for this shit again.

Also the "dialogue is made of small sound files" already was in HL 1 (HECU messages, BM announcer), I think in 2 Overwatch announcer uses it too.

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Even if it's real, I'm not gonna buy it day one. I don't trust them anymore. I would have to get convinced with at least a demo, I'm tired of throwing toilets at zombies.
I want more than 10 enemy types.

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>its another half life 3 thread

>>323601832
Try clicking the link. All it gives me is ''451 Unavailable For Legal Reasons''

https://www.reddit.com/r/HalfLife/comments/40jbwh/leak_is_fake_mods_account_has_been_compromised/

>>323598974
I want to fuck that cute healer girl.

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>>323601751
>why would Valve care this much? They never take down false HL3 posts.

Why would they be so stupid to take this one down when they know it will cause a Streisand effect? They could have just ignored it and it would pass as another fake bullshit that no one would look twice at.

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>>323601827
wait

>>323601916
Fool me once, strike one. Fool me twice, strike three.

>>323601905
All of the things in the post have already been done before however.

>Jungle environment

Except that the planet has been drained out of water. I don't buy this.

>>323601758
>just made a record breaking 270m from winter sale
>in financial trouble

The only reason anyone wants HL3 is to find out how it all ends. There is nothing they are willing to do for the gameplay. They don't even have to make the game because they make bank on TF2 hats and Steam. Valve doesn't actually need to make video games now. Like, at all.

I wish more people understood this. It's about the fucking money, always has been. And they have it. They don't need to tell you the big mystery of the G-Man or what happens to your mute physics scientist. They already got your fucking money and no one even cares if the game gets released or not.

In fact, speculating about it even existing is more exciting to people than it would be if they actually did confirm it and showed off trailers and shit.

>>323601827
Gabe Newell

>>323601873
>I'll just blindly believe Valve's financial reports
--you

>physics affected by temperature

Either this is fake or the final version will be super rudimentary, like a melting animation that simply starts in the presence of a fire or some shit. Proper physics modelling is a bitch to run in real time, and Valve doesn't just implement shit if they don't see a lot of gameplay opportunities stemming from it.

>>323602005
>girl

>>323602092
>drained out of water
That's not entirely true. There's still water it's just lower than it was.

le half life 3 confirmed is a shitty normalfag tier joke at this point

>>323602184
>having a dick suddenly means they're not girls anymore
IT'S 2016! C'MON!

>>323601992
I did just now, I see everything.

>>323597834
fuck whoever turned a smooth webm into a gif and then back into a webm, seriously, you're an idiot

>>323602140
If you believe that, well good for you. But remember: Valve is better off with you believing they're doing alright

>>323602158
>I'm a highschool student who found /v/ yesterday after posting on /b/
--------------------------you

>>323601758
>run essentially the only platform to buy games online where they take a sizable chunk of every sale
>financial difficulties
lmbao they don't even make anything. they have no costs and infinite money

>>323602143
Does any company actually care about making games?

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GUYS
GUYS LISTEN
GUYS
HALF LIFE 3
MY DAD WORKS FOR NINTENDO YOU GUYS!

>this fucking thread
The mere hint of HL3 throws /v/ into an autistic breakdown
I want the game to release just to see how hard the board would explode

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>>323596645
I had to stop 2 paragraphs in.
The way this is worded is a dead give away this is some fucking redditor with too much times in his hands, and that people have become even MORE retarded.

Even people faking smash leaks had to work a little.


Closer examination reveals the faggot who redacted that is clearly underage.

Further examination reveals he is a piece of shit, and detailing all the obvious errors he made would be entirely pointless.

>>323601612
Because physics are awesome, that's why.
Also, if there are overheating weapons in the game, they become OP in cold climates.

>>323601361
>Reddit is a reliable source of information!!!

>>323602158
They make assloads off of Steam alone. They don't even need to make games anymore.

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>you were born just in time for hl3

>this fake ass faggot ass post couldn't even have sense to list an ice environment since we're clearly going to get the Borealis next game

TOP FUCKING KEK. BACK TO MIDDLE SCHOOL YOU GO LITTLE SHITS

Found Half Life 2 to be massively overrated desu.

Call me a pleb.

>>323601046
youre wrong and a shitter

>we'll do the rest when i come back
>shinji is still such a pussy that EVA has to essentially snatch his ass up

shes no girl shes a woman, a woman that makes me wish i was like 13 and she was my sexually abusive mother, that would be optimal

>>323596645
> Who am I and how can you trust me?

>I can't say anything about any of that

And /thread

>>323596645
>no Marc Laidlaw, the literal soul of the series

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