Now: Diablo
Next: Diablo 2
Later: Pokemon Yellow
Schedule: https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule
autism
2nd for comfy
wew lad
>tfw you speedrun some games no one else really runs so you have some ez WRs
I now have WORLD RECORDS on my resume.
What do you have, anon?
Nothing. That's what.
I'm killing myself.
>GUYS I'M LAUGHING AT THIS ITS FUNNY THATS YOUR QUE TO LAUGH TOO!!!!!
>>323164738
Do it fast
>>323164730
>running some shitty boring games instead of actually competing with fun games
>b-but i have a world record!
How was the Starfox run?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrtqZEobJSg
new thread for ugandan wewuzwood
>>323164794
I have a world record.
You don't.
Nothing you say will change this fact.
Fapping to Naga Ichi watching Secret of Mana. That was a comfy as fuck run, Can't wait for diablo!
>Save the barbarians donation incentive
>345 out of 3500 dollars
No one likes that shitty quest. Act 2 mercenary for life.
>now: diablo
you fucked up
blueglass is a beutiful angle too pure for speedrunning
I have to piss but I don't wanna miss the stream, what do I do guys?
>no good girl speedruns this year
>dat tard in the background
lmao
>>323164887
post YSG webms
>>323164887
Piss bottles.
fuck that autistic manchild in the back, laughing at every shitty joke a fucking retard. what the fuck.
>>323164892
lol did you even watch the l4d2 run??
>>323164887
just wait, he'll only be showing glitches for a couple minutes
>>323164902
i kno man lmaooo
>>323164808
This guy will probably die soon.
>Blat
>Crashes the game
BLYAT
>>323164832
What game then, faggot?
haha so funny :D
>>323164892
It's almost like girls don't have the motor skills to compete.
>tfw have to put up with a whole day of DnD tomorrow
>want to see D2 run
Gayyy
@323164902
>still trying to bait
I'm not even going to give you the satisfaction of getting a (you)
>>323164604
but it's blueglass now, not diablo
>>323164958
Nice portable gloryhole for dwarfs.
Yeshh dat BG laugh
seeing this game again made me burst out laughing. anyone remember this?
oh shit
i'm in a good mood now
>>323164990
my own game, I won't let anyone else play it
>>323165046
>Women
>>323165034
>@323164902
>>323164983
You get a mana sword
>>323164834
You get a mana sword
>>323164864
>Teehee! I'm going to take a picture with this autistic creep even though if he wasn't an e-famous meme I wouldn't go within 50 metres of him!
>>323165130
>>323165034
(You)
>CTRL+F
>"natalie portman"
>0 result
Fucking casuals.
sleepy commentators like him
i hate them
>>323164864
Hearing his laugh again is reminding me that I used to believe videogames can be fun sometimes.
>>323165058
Good times
>>323165149
>projecting
>>323165034
Here's your (You), anon :3
>>323165146
>3dpd
>>323165048
It's always time for blueglass
>323165070
You don't even deserve a (You) for that WR, anon.
>>323165058
>resurrecting fuggen old ass memes
who's soulja boy's greatest fan?
Secret of mana can EAC?
>>323165183
Natalie huh
>>323165183
looks like lisa ann
>>323165183
She's was only hot in the professional
>>323164932
>>323164942
>>323164959
>>323165183
>Fartaly Shitman
Go campaign some more for bombing children
>>323165229
>Being able to see through a woman's veil-thin charade is projecting
Nah.
>>323165271
His legs. They support him no matter what.
>>323165149
Uh. Yeah.
That's how it works with regular celebs too. Do you think random people would want to take pictures with Tom Cruise or Salma Hayek if they weren't in movies?
Faggot.
>>323165324
Banned.
Hi 4Chan's /v/.
I'm watching AGDQ right now on Twitch. All of the sudden the chat started saying ''SourPls'' but I have no idea why.
Is it a emote I can't see?
>>323165309
>a younger lisa ann pre-boobjob
it's >>323165367
>>323165353
>literally making things up
>not projecting
>>323165183
>Hershlag
Is it just me or does Yagamoth seem annoyed with puwexil?
>>323165324
its this guy
https://twitter.com/jarvitz
>>323165070
Already played it. Beat it faster than you
>>323165390
I don't understand this post
>>323165390
download better twitch chat goggle extension and enable gif emotes my man
>>323165390
install betterttv and enable gif emotes
Who is this fuckin autistic fuck, does he fuckin live at AGDQ cause this fucker is in almost every speedrun i see.
>>323165324
https://twitter.com/jarvitz/status/685388226123698177
Did he died?
>>323165294
>>323165309
>>323165315
>>323165338
>>323165449
Did you even get the joke?
Blueglass
>>323164832
>>323164730
say the game already retard
>>323165397
>recent Lisa Ann
START THE FUCKING DIABLO HOLY SHIT
>>323164604
>Now: Diablo
liar
>>323165070
>mfw i beat your WR literally blindfolded
>>323165434
Go look up what projecting means you little twerp.
>>323165519
S-stop bullying blueglass please.
>>323165520
not really I just read Natalie Portman
>>323165513
YSG aka Yellow Shirt Guy aka Yolo Swag God aka Blueglass aka Jared Minnihan aka Your Mom's secret boyfriend.
>friday morning
>neet life but had recent successful interview
>diablo runs
>drinking tonight
10/10
>>323165513
>not knowing Blueglass
>that wave
My heart
>next run is 20 minutes away
LET IT END
Is """"Narcissa"""" coming?
>>323164730
>I now have WORLD RECORDS on my resume.
What kind? Autism?
>>323165026
>every girl is one of those "gamurr grills!" attention whoring!
kill yourself
>>323165513
>ironically hating blueglass
BANNED
>>323165149
that's how being famous works
>>323165556
look I wasn't expecting this to ramble on so long I'm sorry
>>323165046
>be dark overlord
>everythingaccordingtoplan.jpg
>except this one hero of prophecy has found the legendary weapon
>oh well he only has a slight chance to stop me it shouldn't be a problem
>wtf.jpg
>he has two spastic buddies with the same legendary weapon how is this possible
>>323165731
But they are
>>323165719
0/10
>>323165294
>>323165309
>>323165315
>>323165338
>>323165449
>>323165628
Fucking newfags.
>>323165652
Do you only play on consoles or what?
>>323165657
more like why the fuck would i even bother wanting to know him, he looks autistic as fuck and speedrunning is for gays.
>>323165183
>batman got paid money to suck her toes
>>323165652
What do you recommend I eat to watch agdq``? I am retarded
>>323165712
Nah he's scared he might get "sexually assaulted", which in reality was probably someone just fucking around joking with him but mentally ill people can't process stuff like normal humans apparently.
#kill_the_animals
#HYPEecksdee
>>323165757
i'll forgive you if you post more qts, specially traps
>>323165804
>newfags
I know this one. I just forgot it.
>interview
FUCKING WHY
>>323165149
you wouldn't care if he wasn't some tard meme you fucking hypocrit.
where is blueglass?
This makes me wonder what are some good Super Nintendo game that utilizes the multi tap weather for coop and or multiplayer.
>>323165829
Just ask for (You)s if you want them, faggot.
Miss no hugs in the audience
>>323165652
Anon you're not supposed to use boiling water as coolant.
Did he just abandon his run?
Yagamoth is such a cool runner
>>323165026
they don't have the patience to go autistic on one game for 5000hours
>tuh-tuh-ruh
>>323165863
Greetings from Germany.
>>323165804
>>323165520
>being this far on the spectrum
tuturu~
So when the fuck is diablo starting
>>323165893
banned for the fiasco
>>323165843
i aint a feet fag but damn!!!
>>323165914
No, it was just a showcase of glitches at the end.
tootooroo
>>323165829
stop sucking so much dick and you could once have fun in your life
>>323165902
i was actually being honest you stupid cuck, you see that fucker in almost every speedrun, he looks annoying as shit
>>323165965
After Ninja Turtles you fucking kike
Read the schedule
>>323164730
I know that feel.
http://www.speedrun.com/cuantas_brujas
>>323165843
Where is this from?
TOOTOORUE~ amirite gais ecks dee
>>323165790
What an asshole
>>323165454
>>323165519
...explain.
>>323165980
>>323165893
He was taken off the list to prevent further embarrassment of every other runner of the game.
>*heavy breathing while scrolling mouse*
>five grandparents
>I lost 5 grandparents to cancer
>>323166054
WE DID IT REDDIT
>>323165887
Unlike 99% of the little faggots itt I watched the first GDQ Blueglass ran Ecco at and I thought he was a huge autist but was hilarious because of it. I still wouldn't go out of my way to pretend to be buddy buddy with him despite his meme status because I'm not a massive attention whore.
>I lost 5 grandparents to cancer
????
>5 grandparents
subtle, /v/.
>>323165790
Fucking based.
>>323165862
That's a shame, I was hoping >she would do something amusing ;_;
>five grandparents
literally basically what are the odds of that
and what are the odds it was serious
I want them to do an All Panties HuniePop run just to see the backlash
Blueglass isn't the best runner but he's such a lovable guy that it doesn't matter
maybe its a grandparent too
where the diablo at?
where? where?`
ahhh uhhhh
I like this dwarf.
>>323165058
prehistoric, but still DANK
If you have to wait until you get paid to have enough money to donate then you probably shouldn't donate to anything.
And that's not even taking into consideration that Prevent Cancer Foundation don't deserve the donations anyway.
Today is a boring fucking day
Any news on what the SETUP will be?
>>323165843
wat?
>>323166084
>I have to kill myself but I don't wanna miss the stream, what do I do guys?
When will we see based nigga big John?
>>323165972
What fiasco?
>No more my wife's son donations
>>323164604
>>323164604
>>323164604
isnt ninja turtles before diablo? get your shit together OP
Blechy!
Midget guy is pretty cool.
PETER DINKLAGE ISNT PRIVY
>>323166258
That SoM run was great, though. Flawless execution throughout and a comfy as fuck runner.
>viking and dwarf: the talk show
>>323166291
it's banned due to runner doing lewd things during the night :3
This guy has a smooth as fuck voice
If he did audiobook readings I'd buy them
>>323165980
Why is she crossing her legs here? Wouldn't you want to sit comfortably before doing that?
>>323166241
Uh I may have forgot about the Turtles in Time run in the schedule first when making the OP
>>323165765
youtube comments tier post
>>323166258
No matter how much that guy bulks, with that fucking head he will always, always be a little bitch.
Especially his weak ass chin. I would knock that fucker out in two to three hits, guaranteed. Besides, muscles are pointless for fights.
>It never occurred to me that you could do this for fun
God damn it Yagamoth
>>323166345
>Swiss
>Viking
why are adam savage and peter dinklage doing an interview
>>323166271
now he's been outed and kinkshamed as a gay feeder he's going to do his best to keep away from the limelight for a long ass time
>>323166378
I really like this guy on the right, he's been great every time I've seen him on screen. What's his name (no jokes pls)?
>this interview
Wow. They're actually asking questions I want to know the fucking answers to.
Shit on me.
>>323166084
Nothing to explain really. He got in trouble for holding his phone up to the camera and whined on twitter about his depression.
Lets just hope that this will be a really SHORT interview
>>323166456
Mash-It Midget
>>323166456
Blechy the Leprechaun
>>323166456
Blechy I think
>>323166428
elaborate
>>323165487
>not putting a piece of toilet paper in your swimsuit so people cant see your slit
That anime is a dirty slut
>>323166039
Based Malicks new cinema, Knight of Cups
>>323166448
Hew one mistake out of dozens isn't that bad
>>323166456
Button Bleacher
>>323166485
get out Carlos
>>323166456
Blechy Lanniester
>>323164951
/v/ incarnate m8
>>323166485
>want to speedrun an autistic sonic fangame because i'm sure it'll be an ez wr
>someone already did it
Hasn't anyone been shit on as hard as Epic was in a race this year?
Haven't watched at all because I'm not reddit enought to like thesr things.
Any good donation messages yet?
Just woke up
Were there any good runs after Paper Mario?
>>323166485
Upvoted
>>323166456
Bleached Bull
Okay listen the FUCK up and stop watching the god damn stream right now. I have something important to say.
Turtles In Time is like my favorite game of all time and if any of you even fucking THINK of bullying me before, during or after this run, I will fucking kill you. Understood??? I'm not fucking around. And I don't want to hear any shit about how I'm a newfag and must shut up. I'm not fucking new if I've been here almost 4 years.
Was Brownman Ray here this year?
>>323166590
Yes
>>323166605
You are an faggot.
>>323166570
Every game you want to speedrun has already been optimized and WR'd multiple times.
>>323166428
He actually commentated the MMX race and seemed fine despite everything that's happened to him the past week.
>>323166640
yes
>>323166605
I just don't understand you anon. But I always like seeing your dumb posts.
secret of mana was comfy
>>323166605
>>323166605
shut up newfaggot loser
Please remember to masturbate
>>323166605
>>323166456
Barry Bort
>>323166554
Goddanmit
I'm sorry but how in the fuck do you "prevent" cancer?
Money to curing cancer, while extremely improbable, sounds like it makes more sense to trying to prevent something that can literally affect any human bean at any time.
>>323166605
Take this, my bully blast! Turtles in time is trash, and you're a trash person for liking it!!
>>323166537
Thank you
>>323166642
which were?
>>323166605
we've all been here all week, we've seen this one, make up some new shit breh
>>323166605(You)
>>323166605
shut up nigger
>>323166605
Stop acting so damn cute :3c
/me kisses you
>>323166605
Hey, this runner's kinda cute.
>>323166605
Flat as a board
>>323166605
Fuck off to /a/ you dicksucking newfag. Please fucking lurk more.
>>323166605
Welp, thread over.
GENESIS MUSIC IN HYPERSTONE HEIST WAS SUPERIOR
COME AT ME
>>323166570
Make your own game and put in tricks that only you can execute.
>fixed the tilt of the camera
IT'S A GOD DAMN CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!
>>323166605
I wanna do webm related to your dick
>>323166732
By putting up posters telling people not to smoke and wear sunscreen when they're outside.
please let tuturu win the bid war
>>323166685
Sleep tight, puppers
>>323166640
Yeah, but I don't think he's been on the couch
>>323166732
>reply to pinhead
>>323166672
NOT EVERY GAME
>>323166751
Games being played fast
>>323164887
i guess he's horny.
>>323166732
The only thing you can do is "reduce the chance", that's it.
>>323166704
I have. Twice since Banjo.
>>323166732
education. Seems many amerifats still dont understand being a lard ass and sitting around all day increases your chances of cancer
>>323166779
Everyone want to fuck sinister.
>>323166864
don't be a faggot, anon.
>>323166685
Sleep tight, Pizza
>>323166605
>>323166605
>>323166732
You prevent cancer happening to you not doing unhealthy shit.
Also the faster cancer is detected the greater your chances.
>it's been 13 years since you were one of the world's most fearsome fighting teens
I dont even know a radical rat any more.
QUICK name all the turtles!
>not Donatello
>1991
THIS GAME TURNS A QUARTER DECADE THIS YEAR!
>>323166732
that'll be one million dollars you dumb nerd :^)
>>323166732
By not smoking, it causes over 1/5 of all cancer deaths.
>>323166926
>>323166890
cancer is random and there's no substantial evidence to prove anything other than cigarettes and the sun increase the chances of cancer.
>>323166605
(Tiy)?
>TMNT on hardest
>Sinister 1 running it
this is too fucking good
>>323167018
spaghettti, paolo, the crying man, tiny george
>>323164604
any hilarious autism happen in this agdq yet
>>323167018
Snapping
painted
box
that's it
I'm way, way better at this game than that autistic fucking manchild virgin speedrunner
The optimization of this game is fucking impressive.
>Speedrun of a brawler
Boring.
>>323167018
Rash, Pimple, Zitz, and Venus De Milo
>>323167026
>in two years i will have been here a decade
>some of you faggots will be going on 15
>>323166704
>>323165731
I don't see where you got that from, all I said was they don't have the motor skills to compete in general. That doesn't mean they have to act like whores on cam for money.
>this music
>>323167056
> Six million people die every year because of tobacco.
hmm where have I heard this before
>>323166836
I don't understand.
He's claiming someone digitally altered the video of his absurd stomach? How.
>>323167092
Then why aren't you running it?
>>323166605
stop shitposting
>Watching Banjo-Kazooie Run
>Guy spends like 10 minutes trying a trick and failing
>"It saves like 3 and a half minutes"
>>323167210
he says the videos were just him and friends from college "messing around" and that the images were digitally altered, I think. his rambling is desperate and doesn't make much sense
>Dio Brando leading Bb name incentive
>>323167229
Uhhhhhh because I'm not a fucking nerd autist, you fat manchild?
>>323167120
I want to fuck that bunny
>>323167263
stop responding
>>323167026
>quarter decade
>>323167062
also poor diet and being fatass
>>323167171
>>323167287
yes you are
Beating the game so fast I can't make webms fast enough to be relevant.
>>323167120
fuck off furfag
>>323167308
>>323167346
CHOKE
H
O
K
E
>>323167210
There's one image of him without the shirt and a huge pot belly that I think appeared first. He probably thought that and the grommr profile was the only thing or something. The video appeared here a couple of threads later I think. It's bizarre.
>>323167346
brb fappin
>>323167026
>quarter decade
>>323167308
That's clearly a cat
>>323167181
fuck me 90s games had some balling soundtracks
im sick of epic orchestral scores
>>323167350
I TOLD YOU I DIDNT WANNA BE BULLIED DURING THIS RUN
>>323167018
Venus in furs
Legalize drugs & murder
Barbarian
Dopethrone
BANNED
CHOKING
>CHOKING
CHOKING
>CHOKING
CHOKING
>CHOKING
CHOKING
>CHOKING
CHOKING
>CHOKING
CHOKING
>CHOKING
Sinisterlose living up to his name
this is an average source game speedrunner
>>323167368
noone cares about your shit webms anyway so you might aswell not even bother
>>323165848
to eat? if it's morning, brew some lovely tea and get some toast / bagels
Awesome Chokes Done Quick
>sinister1 choking again
wew lad
>Hype the everliving fuck out of glitch
>failed, no reset
>>323167346
time for my 3rd fap in 4 hours.... sigh....
>when her age starts with 1
Greetings from Germany!
Long time viewer, first time donator here. My grandfather passed away recently after a long battle with cancer so what you guys are doing is awesome! Here's 5 dollars. Keep up the good work and let's kick cancer in the butt! I'm also donating 95 dollars to the Cancer Research Institute. Adding both together that makes 70 net dollars towards cancer research (69 through CRI plus 1 through PCF)! Everybody say HOYP!
PS: put my donation incentive towards switching charities
>>323166836
He either shouldn't have said anything or owned up to it.
>>323167487
>dude I love bagels
no it's afternoon
What a choke, Mark.
>>323167480
Says the avatarfag.
>>323167536
people putting controllers into their mouths need to stop
Well, who didn't see that one coming a mile away?
>>323167434
yeah like every new fantasy rpg and every other game has this classical shit going on and IT'S FUCKING BORING, you gotta have some wagner tier stuff for me to listen your classical boringness
Is this a most failed run in AGDQ 2016 so far?
>>323167479
I thought that HL2 run was p cool. That no-boat ramp over the gate was really impressive.
C H O K E
H
O
K
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>MERCYKILL
MERCYKILL
>MERCYKILL
MERCYKILL
>MERCYKILL
MERCYKILL
>MERCYKILL
MERCYKILL
>MERCYKILL
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MERCYKILL
He fucked
I have watched all of 20 minutes this year. Has there been any runs that were really good? Were the skating games comfy as fuck?
>>323167590
>he doesn't WE post
come on
>>323166732
Although this is a troll, the GDQ donations have allowed PCF to fund research grants that have led to some better cancer treatments - there is even a research grant they offer which is named after SDA if memory serves.
The best way to prevent cancer is not being an edgelord. Looks like you might be out of luck.
>>323167536
Ha, that looks like me
Great, a runner going waaaay over allowed time on a shit game.
Wake me when Diablo starts.
>>323167346
if I get dubs ill make this my gf's laptop wallpaper
>>323167627
L4D2.
>>323167582
get some bomb ass bagels then goy
friday has come and diablo is nigh
yeast it up
>>323167649
prince of persia god tier comphy
>>323167627
Animorphs wasn't finished I think.
Nor was that shitty bad game I can't remember the name of.
>>323167627
No that was HL2.
>Nonstop save scumming
>That bucket
>Literally resorts to noclip.
wow, this is bad.
also, they're only at $500k in donations? they're not going to break last year's amount.
>>323167590
t. alberto barbosa
>>323167435
just because you have been here 4 years doesn't make you an oldfag, you act childish and don't understand memes, you should, if you want to stop being called a newfag, understand more how things work here by researching silently more time
tl;dr lurk moar
>>323167536
>When her age starts with 9
>>323167649
THUG 2 was pretty balls to the walls.
>>323167661
none of what you said is accurate at all
What do the turtles say when they lose a life?
"Oooohhh.... Chelsea"?
fuck. I just woke up and missed almost all of TMNT.
It's just not the same to watch it recorded.
TONIGHT I DINE ON TURTLE SOUP
Run ruined, anyone else feel embarassed vicariously?
>>323167734
>>323166605
i would really prefer if you'd be quiet
>>323167730
>Same or similar games every single year
Wow, really? Less people care about this than before?
I never saw that one coming!
>>323167765
cheesy
Next year I'm going to submit a run using made up new skip and then "fail" that skip during the run.
>>323167649
prince of persia, goof troop, sm 2p1c, hl2, secret of mana were all good
there might be more, but i didnt watch everything
>Your controls don't work right when the camera is scrolling
Oh so THAT'S why tackling the blockers in that part sucks so much.
Complain all you want, at least I'm learning new shit about games I love.
>>323167765
a particular catchphrase
>>323167479
so is this the new trap outfit?
>>323167796
Why is it ruined? Seems to be doing fine to me. He can still easily finish in time
Dam, did i miss D2?
>No Gone Home speed run
What a shit event.
>>323167765
shell shocked.
Turtles are full of puns
>"this saves about 2 minutes"
>spend 10 minutes doing it
>>323167663
tits or gtfo
>>323167536
i-i want to do illegal things to her!!
>>323167765
Shell-shocked. You know, from the first arcade game?
Am I the only one here over the age of 25?
>>323167765
shell shocked
I shouldn't be angry people clearly too young to understand the turtles craze are posting but I can't help it.
It was a good show.
>>323167890
>Dam, did i miss D2?
No, OP is a retard and jumped the gun. Diablo I is next, and then Diablo II: LoD.
>>323167618
>classical is boring
>mentions Wagner thinking it's classical
>dinos working with the Foot
>>323167627
L4D2
This run is going GREAT
this run is bullshit, he failed the "2 controller" part of the run almost immediately, now it's just any%
>watching agdq makes me want to try speedrunning DaS
>remember that the only speedrun strat i've gone for is the red tearstone + bkh run which is highly marathon-unsafe
>remember that i can't pull off the firesage skip and barely pull off the new londo skip
>there's no glitchless category
>>323167878
He failed the major trick that was main reason he submitted the run and it was approved.
>>323167953
Nice, thx.
>wrecking slash like that
god damn
>Blaming the guy despite the mousers being RNG
>>323167959
Leftist spotted
>>323167943
Imagine that today.
>die
>"POST TRAUMATIC STRESS DISORDER!"
Makes the turtles look like weak pussies.
>>323166605
Haha, anime!
>>323167761
Looks like you have some awesome sources to back up your claim, there!
Oh, wait.
http://preventcancer.org/our-work/grants-fellowships/2013-awardees/
Read the top research award, fuckwad.
So how hype will the Daiblo runs be? Will they do a bunch of game breaking stuff or will it be gay RNG manipulation and dev console tuning?
YSG SPOTTED!!!
>>323168013
git gud fgt
>>323167892
>Gone Home any% WR: 48s 220ms
>Gone Home 100% WR: 4m 16s 460ms
>>323168059
D1 will be glitchy.
D2 will be looooooonger than it should be.
>>323168005
Slash was always a joke if you hit him at the end of a jump.
>>323168013
>barely even remembers what comes after if he fails the glitch
he wasn't even prepared for the idea he could fail, like it should be a 100% thing
>>323168013
>You know about music so you must be a leftist
Kek
Has there been any controversy or D R A M A yet?
>>323167824
Why do the people running this shit have to be so autistic? They need to put newer games in, even though the core audience doesn't like them as much, it attracts the normie audience who will actually donate and can keep this shit going.
These old games are nice, usually much better routed, but they're often boring when we've all seen the same old runs.
I don't care if The Witcher 3 isn't that well routed right now, it would have been a good idea to put it in.
>also less autistic people on the couch.
>>323167992
Marathon strategies are for marathons only, these guys retrain themselves for these safer strats.
That's actually a fairly easy game to start speedrunning, just set a doable time goal and start looking up good strategies to shave minutes off.
>>323167992
>running any% in any soulsborne game
It's like you want cancer.
>>323167943
The ones that truly understand the turtle craze are in fact the young ones. Correct me if I'm wrong but the turtle craze is happening again. I work at a daycare/learning center and they're all obsessed with TMNT it's not even funny.
>>323168021
that's not a turtle pun though
>>323167981
Just think, he must have spent years of his life on this decades-old game, practicing hours per day every day. And here's the moment his whole life has been leading up to, playing it live in front of a crowd. Annnnnd... chokes. It's brutal to watch
>>323168146
>normie audience
Ruins everything
>>323168059
Tuturuuu
>>323168101
>100% in 4m
how
>>323168146
>I don't care if The Witcher 3 isn't that well routed right now, it would have been a good idea to put it in.
You are very, very, very wrong about this.
Playing an essentially unrouted game at a marathon is a terrible idea.
>>323164604
HOLY SHIT I FUCKING LOVE DIABLO
I might actually watch these autists run this game now
>>323168139
Only leftists hate Wagner.
And don't give me that "too recent" bullshit, by that logic Bach wasn't classical because he didn't live in the roman empire.
>1p2c run
>fucks up in the second stage
>continues to play with just one character
This run should have been mercy killed as soon as it was clear he couldn't even do the run anymore.
NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE
>>323168058
The first year of AGDQ was 2013, so how did they get their budgets approved within the same year? also where are the 2014 and 2015 grants if IMMEDIATELY within the same year the money raised by agdq went to grants?
you are just a gullible fuck that doesn't understand all this money gets pocketed.
>That's never happened before
FUCK YOU, LEATHERHEAD
NEON NIGHT RIDERS
>>323168146
They did Sonic Lost World which is really new.
>>323168228
>Only leftists hate Wagner.
At least I didn't miss the Star Riders stage.
Such a beautiful game with an amazing soundtrack.
Thanks for buying it for me so long ago, mom
>>323168214
Mayushii desu xD
>>323168269
>The first year of AGDQ was 2013
>>323168059
>>323168123
llama has said that he's hoping for a decent diablo 2 run, nothing special. He's a pretty good talker though, so he should be explaining a lot while running which will be nice. Also he should be wearing chain mail.
>he's the reason i stayed up all night
>>323166732
>these things are still alive
why?
their parents already had 5 and only 1 looks "normal"
why do they try to raise them like normal childs?
the life of these satanic monstrosities must be a total suffering
why don't they mercy kill them?
why do people think they can raise normally an autistic/deformed person or that it would get cured or have a normal life?
>>323168228
>What is reading comprehension
Go back and re-read those posts.
why aren't there a lot of fat speedrunners? Is it because it takes dedication?
>>323168225
I feel bad when I remember that people have nostalgia for a dull piece of shit like Diablo.
Like, while I was busy playing awesome shit like Gradius and Battletoads, you boring bastards played isometric Ultima. No wonder you hate fun.
>>323167959
IDGAF take your boring ass music to 16th century, it's not entertaining
>>323168184
Sinister will be fine.
>>323167734
>tfw found 4chan back in late '04.
>thought it was an underground illegal porn site and 4chan was a fortune pun.
>boards were slow but everyone was an irreverent nerd.
>thanks to old /v/ discover my favorite games like Planscape, System Shock, and Dude Sex.
>2007 summer fags start to get annoying.
>2008 Fox News airs the hackers on steroids 4chan shit
>Massive influx of edgy faggots
>mfw the summer never ended
>I even miss "implying" in every fucking post and that Russian faggot that used to wipe the whole board with randomly colored squares.
>>323168215
Shit game, thats how.
>>323168269
try harder.
man i fucking love turtles in time
Donation incentive for this run was: "Bid War for the P2 Turtle. (Don, Leo or Mike)"
Hope all of you who donated for that loved seeing your turtle for all of one and half levels
>>323168146
Tough. I just ignore 99% of this now, I only tune in for games post 2005 now, I've seen everything prior run several times in several different categories.
If I want a blast from the past I listen to this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRJFvtvTGEk and watch some of my VHS collection.
Far more enjoyable than this autism.
>>323168336
>IDGAF
>16th century
Spotted the 13 year old. Stay in school soon, you've got a lot to learn.
>>323168295
it's because Hitler liked him
>>323168304
>Buying a rental game
Did you buy Uniracer too?
>>323168334
>people like things i dont
>>323168386
Save the frames, kill the turtlesxD
>>323164892
Lester the Unlikely was ok.
>>323168269
>goes through all this effort to bitch about a charity to justify not donating while watching the entirety of a charity stream
>>323168269
fuck off dude you're talking out of your ass
besides none of the poor faggots here will fork up 5 bucks just to try and get a meme slipped past knittler
>>323168342
>Summer
spotted the newfag.
>>323168334
You know you can play both battletoads and diablo, right? They're not mutually exclusive.
>>323168269
zero outta ten
>>323168423
I don't mind it. I just think it's not worth mention.
>>323168479
Nobody had all games growing up. Having one game meant not having another.
>>323168412
I did rent Uniracers but I didn't like it.
Come at me
>>323168473
>implying everyone on the internet isn't a horse.
>>323168453
So is Mike Jewyama actually in attendance for once, this year? Or is he home "sick" again like basically every year before this? It's like he's scared of being there. Someone might ask him something he doesn't want to have to answer for.
>>323168530
Sorry you grew up poor anon
I watched DKC 2 two days ago, was that unusually good or unusually bad?
haha wtf it is literally sponsored by an autism charity
Raph best tutle
Is this still the awful games block?
>>323168530i did
>>323168594
No of course he's not there. The man is sick!!!! Have you no human compassion?? He has gout for f**ucks sake!! GOUT!
>this fuckin Sunset Riders tier music
Died and went to heaven.
>>323168626
Good job Anon you're the first person to make that joke.
>>323168607
It was typical. The DKC runners are pretty consistent with their performances and commentary because they run and race the game VERY competitively.
>>323168342
>Came up with the implying meme
>Nobody will believe me
>>323168536
>>323168607
dkc2 this year was a pretty solid run, I wouldn't say unusually good but still above average
>>323168585
>implying implications
>green slimballs
SHREDDED
>>323167737
9000?
What class are they going to use for Diablo 2? Sorceress master race? You can get a leaf staff pretty early in the game and become quite overpowered as a fire sorc.
I want to throatfuck April
>>323168594
literally who? like i give a fuck, i'm just saying quit spouting nonsense about a charity because you don't know how they function.
>>323168594
Why would he be scared? If someone asked him anything he would just call over his rent-a-cops have the "troublesome" people thrown out.
>>323168676
>implying you created this meme
>yfw the new tmnt platinum game won't be as good as turtles 4
>>323168729
cant speedrun D2 without static field
>>323168729
which wasn't sorc, it's just gonna be a teleport fest
>>323168729
You could check the schedule. Tells you what class they're playing.
>>323168536
Screencap the one of him getting burned and his tongue is sticking out.
>>323164832
I have 15 world records actually.
Hello darkness my old friend...
>>323168729
schedule says sorceress
>>323168729
>Are they gonna use by far the fastest class for a speedrun?
That's you.
WHO
IS
THIS
SEMEN BANK
That sure was nice let's play of TNMT 4.
>>323168714
Yeah lets go with that
i dont get these runs to be honest
i dont get speedruns and their appeal
and its really odd that people are so quiet and calm, and clap every once in a while, i reminds me of something, i just dont know the word, im not an american.
>>323168729
I've seen sin druid and sorc runs through normal
>>323168770
Teleport is necessary for 100% but not for normal only
Y'all are really fucking thirsty. Not even joking. Take a break.
>>323168796
>>323168828
The "girl" is a guy you idiots.
>>323168758
No shit? Turtles 4 was so good that it killed the entire Beat 'em Up genre. Nobody wanted to make a beat 'em up after seeing how perfect it was. Arguably it still hasn't been toppedexcept by double dragon neon
>>323168756
That hurts man.
>>323168828
Looks like it's time for a withdrawl
>>323168796
I don't see the difference between them. Which is a girl and which is a guy?
>>323168791
which ones
>>323168847
Stop sexualizing Doronjo cause she is pure.
fun fact: fat girls HATE fat guys.
>>323168828
>SEMEN BANK
>>323168851
Golf
Now that's the definition of a sperg
These interviews are a TINY bit annoying to be honey
>Interview
For fucks sake
TUTTURU
>YAGAMOTH
PC BLOOOOCK
This guy could be a host on NPR
Diablo hype.
How does Diablo 2 speedrun work? Chain lightning sorc?
>>323168851
cult? AA meeting? circlejerk?
>>323168885
I'll be honest when I say that new RCR looks really good.
>Funkmastermp
Could you be any whiter?
>FUCKMASTER
>Blechy the Midget
He even has a circus name.
>>323168934
>to be honey
>yfw everyone is Yagamoth
God this tech team is fucking trash
>>323168823
Well to be honest family you can get a paladin to run at 9000 mph with vigor.
>>323164730
>What do you have, anon?
A non-virginal life.
>>323168945
TOO TOO RUE
Based dorf
>>323168932
>>323168932
>>323168932
LET'S KICK SHELL
>dwarf interviews a hobbit
>>323168960
My guess is on static field + charged bolt
who the fuck is this dwarf? why has he not been put out of his fucking misery fucking midgets should be killed on discovery fucking ugly short little balding piece of shit
>>323168729
Llama is running sorc, amazon can actually be faster still depending on luck, however sorc will be faster with better luck.
He will be getting Leaf and a few other runewords if he gets the right runes from countess.
Also if llama isn't wearing chainmail he's going to choke.
TUTTURUU
>roguelike.
>>323168342
i'm not even an oldfag, i came here 3 years ago, but holy shit, the normalfags shitting on anime and/or loli with the "nu-uh the site changed since it's start, anime gtfo"
the retards who shit on everything that is indie/pixelart
the newfags who can't even lurk for a month before posting XD
fucking everything since 2013-14
it's just getting worse
soon /a/, /jp/ and everything not normalfag-related will be erased
the feminism, SJW and everything in general
what the hell is happening to the world?
why is everything becoming so fucking shit?
why?
>>323168920
>>323168791
CGN, you're not human.
>>323168412
I bought Uniracer cheap.
As for TMNT, I couldnt have that as a rental game. My friend and I played it almost every single day after school.
Babby's first autism simulator and babby's second autism simulator, what comes after that? Some games, perhaps?
>>323168945
How's S;G 0? Did it shit all over the original game?
>>323169101
It's japanese
>>323168960
blizzard sorc
>>323168967
I'm trying to temper my excitement for it, I'm so tired of getting disappointed with the nostalgia "market".
Here's hoping, anon
>>323169059
You poor poor bastard. You should've gotten a co-op game that lasted, like ZAMN or Contra 3.
TMNTIT was so easy that I beat it on hard as a 5-year old. Which is quite shocking come to think of it since Konami was busy making Castlevania, Contra and Gradius.
Jay, what did you think of THIS RUN?
Oh fuck, I am not ready for that sperglord. Please god.
welp kari fry is gonna get sued to hell by nintendo now i hope she gets raped in prison :V
>camera zooms out
>reveals vocaloid pluchy
>>323169141
And?
>>323169258
We were just huge TMNT fans, man. I had a huge collection of SNES games, we just never tired of that game.
What games are you playing now while they "speedrun" shitty RPGs?
Monster Hunter Cross here
>>323169442
Mario maker
>>323169417
Did you get hooked on the first NES game too?
>>323169552
I did, actually.
>when you are old enough to remember how Diablo 2 casualized and ruined WRPGs forever, but all the kiddies from back then are now "oldfags" so you can't argue them on /v/
>>323169442
How are the new monsters?
>llama running d2, not super cuck teo
>will be running best class
>second best countess odds for a run, less rng fail
>llama will be wearing chainmail
>no saving the fucking gay ass barbarians
>secret cow level
Only thing that could be better is if this was a hell run. Cant wait, if it goes well he better be back next year for the full 5 hour experience.
Wew, they even have a real midget.
>>323169640
I know man, everything made after Pong is casual shit.
>>323169640
Hurts. Hurts bad.
>>323169691
2EZ, except Dinobaldo who's insanely frustrating to fight. The new recolors are quite numerous and pretty good.
>>323169640
>im one of those kids
D2 is god likeim sorry anon, i know the feeling tho, rts for me
>>323169640
>infinity engine games are the only wrpgs
how to spot a redditor
>>323169640
>an ARPG somehow ruins WRPGs
How does it feel to live with down syndrome?
>>323169640
I remember people fucking hating Diablo 2 back in the day
>>323169640
Diablo 2 was causualized as fuck.
>No negative shrines
>No permanent stat reductions
>free skill points every level
>skills restricted by class
>some items restricted by class
>Sacrificing tension and atmosphere for a broader fantasy theme
>>323169628
Me too, I loved it. It felt so big and daunting.
>>323169762
INSANE AM I THE ONLY MOTHERFUCKER WITH A BRAIN IM HEARING VOICES BUT ALL THEY DO IT COMPLAIN HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU WANTED TO KILL EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE SAY YOU'LL DO IT BUT NEVER WELL YOU CANT SEE CALIFORNIA WITHOUT MARLIN BRANDOS EYES!!!!!!!!!!
>>323168709
>>323169874
Diablo 2 was both awesome at first glance and a fucking genre ruiner at the same time.
The biggest issue is that it was big with normies.
CS and DOTA-tier popular with people who don't play games otherwise.
So of course it fucking destroyed any chance of getting funding for anything but Diablo-clones for a long time.
>Not even 30 seconds in
>Starts duping
Now THIS is a proper Diablo run.
>24 FPS
>pc classic
kek
>>323170147
>The biggest issue is that it was big with normies.
So the biggest issue with the game is that people like it? Fucking hell you can't be more fedora special snowflake even if you tried.
>>323170213
hes emulating the PS1 version
>>323170213
why wont you die???
>>323170213
D2 in singleplayer is the same (or maybe 25 or some shit)
>>323170337
no he's not
>>323170335
>So the biggest issue with the game is that people like it?
The biggest issue is that enough cunts like yourself liked it.
>>323170351
I'm waiting for you, so I can le urinate on your grave
>>323170402
of course it is, the majority of the best games ever made run sub 30 FPS
>FRESH MEAT
>>323170428
I can smell the neckbeard from here.
>>323170428
>>323170428
mommy is calling, your dinner is ready autismo
this run is lame. it's a bunch of save scumming
>can walk around at next to no health letting literally fucking everything smack you and not die
>people claim this is a good game
>>323170809
Reply
>>323170871
ylpeR
I SENSE A SOUL
jesus christ runner mute the volume when you do that shit
I SENSE A SOUL I SENSE A I SENSE A SOUL IN SEARCH I SENSE OF IN SEARCH OF ANSWERS I SENSE I SENSE
I SENSE A SOUL IN SEARCH ASS
>>323170526
just like Undertale :^)!
>heavy rng based game """"""speed"""""""run""""""""""