No, just surprised that she has a fat ass.
This ass is firmer than Samus's plump booty.
It's utterly unbelievable that a butt can be this big without being fat. It's just too big to be firm.
>you'll never know what boobs or ass feel like.
Meta Knight has a rounder, smoother ass than any of your waifus, so you all lose.
None of you faggots know shit about best asses.
You faggots are pathetic. Especially you, OP. You're the biggest faggot of all and your shitty ERPing which thankfully got deleted isn't doing you any favours.
The thing about hentai is that the women are made of rubber and don't have pain receptors.
They use the Growth mushroom and 3rd person camera pause. You can zoom in better that way.
>Someone at Nintendo had to model Samus's ass
Would that be the best job in the world /v/?
Leave the thread then. Your job is more important.
It's not just Smash, her ass was fat in Other M, too.
Well, duh. It's a Samus thread. I'm staying on topic.
It's shapely, stop calling it big/fat.
I know you wanna sound like other straight men and fit in by talking about fat asses but c'mon now
http://i.imgur.com/aEHlEyp.jpg is a phat ass. And as much as I'd like Samus to have one, or not look like some anime broad, she doesn't. Gotta live with it.
You're really letting your team down right now.
There's this 3D porn group called Xalas Studio.
They have a video with Samus.
Anyone has a link to it? All I've managed to find were behind paywalls.
Can't post proper pics or links because I'm on the fucking phone. I hate these devices.
Zero Suit Samus is just tiny and pathetic all around
How unreliable. I would fire you.
The single only game where Samus didn't have a fat butt was Brawl. In every other title, her butt has been portrayed as soft and fat.
Look at that booty.
At least you finished.
You're still a shit worker.
Guy who posted the black asses, I'm actually Irish myself
Just tired of fags not appreciating real fat asses
Also wow I get warned for posting pics of actual women but pedoshit in drawthreads and hentai threads are perfectly okay for mods
There's a reason people call Samus's ass fat, and this image is the very source of that reason.
Because this is a fat ass, plain and simple. Stop sugarcoating it with politicall correct words. Anyone can see it's fat within a matter of seconds.
People don't call out Final Fantasy females for having fat butts or Dragon Quest or Tomb Raider. No smoke without fire.
Samus' ass isn't phat until it approaches being of similar size of her shoulder pauldrons
one could almost call her sam
Here's a better Samus ass than any of the others posted so far
Not sure. There might be some out there.
god i would love to SMASH that!
I don't know what you're talking about
How so? I wouldn't have the slightest idea.
It's pretty ok I guess.
I'm sure she would appreciate the complement.
That's pretty lewd. I don't know about that.
That's because it's nothing more than a fake ass.
>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW that prefer asses past the point they implode in on themselves and become cottage cheese
>Not liking both T&A and seeing the blessing in all their sizes
I don't think anons like big butts.
It's not that big. Stop.
Some people in this thread are making fun of big butts. Plus it's way too lewd.
It's small and fit! FIT I SAY
You're blind. It's clearly small and fit.
I'm just stating facts. It's fit and small. You're all just horny losers.
Let's say you're a highly-skilled character modeller for a company.
Would you really be able to create a gross pancake ass, when you have the ability to make something truly beautiful? Would you be able to ignore your own desires just to make a FANTASY product more 'realistic'? I would argue that if you're in a position to make a great vidya butt, and you have the skill to make a great vidya butt, you have a RESPONSIBILITY to make a great vidya butt. Like that Platinum Games modeller who took great pride in giving all his female characters uniquely-designed underwear.
Now look at this note, and look how much fatter they made her ass in the final game compared to the sketch.
It's pressed against the wall underneath the window you fucking fool
And lightning is a shitty character who tries and fails hard to have a personality.
At least samus hits the "strong silent" thing without looking completely fucking stupid
besides that one time.
It's not that much different than you might naturally assume.
They are pretty fun to play with though.
>if you're in a position to make a great vidya butt, and you have the skill to make a great vidya butt, you have a RESPONSIBILITY to make a great vidya butt
You have the heart of a philosopher.
how did you type that then you fucking faggoon
> those fucking animations
I understand Smash is absolutely nothing realistic but come the fuck on Samurai
yall motherfuckers don't know shit about a fat ass