Pick one /v/

>>315316825
A

>>315316825
What do you mean I didn't offer him a glass of whiskey?

>two negative options
>Y isn't a question
Delete this thread and try again

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The only proper answer.

F

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>>315316825
[Glass him]

Have we confirmed what HATE NEWSPAPER actually results in?

>>315316825
YOU'RE A MUTT

>>315316825
B
Any other answer is wrong

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>mfw when people got confused at Glass Him

What game is glass him from?

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>Not a combo option

>People seriously thought [glass him] was something nice
Fucking europoors.

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can you glass me a cup of water /v/?

>>315317821
I never even heard the phrase before and I was able to tell what it implied.
People today desu baka senpai

>>315317145

>two negative options

most of the quest-related dialogue in FO4 has "No" and "not now" as options, both do the exact same thing

>>315317912
HAPPY FEET
WOMBO COMBO

>>315317945
Thought the term came FROM Europe.

>>315318180
i think it's scottish or some shit

>>315317821
I knew the phrase "bottle him" but "glassing" is not something i've ever heard people do here. Maybe it's a regional thing

>>315317945
What else could it mean in that context? Obviously the most logical meaning would be buy him another glass of drink.

>>315316825
Always choose doubt.

I need a little more context into the situation

I guess Y because it's the only one that can ever possibly not lead to ruin, even though in the situation provided it most likely does.

Very funny and [glass him] don't really belong here. One comes from mistranslation, other from people not knowing the language.

>>315318298
Considering the death glare Bigby was giving him you should've guessed the action one of the group was going to be something violent.

>>315318359
FUCK YOU

>>315317821

I've never heard the term in my life but I just find it so crazy that everyone acted like it threw them off. Seemed pretty obvious in the context. "Glass" was a verb, which implied doing something with it. And if it was like pouring him a drink, they wouldn't word it so obtusely.

>>315317945
Actually ameriblubbers were the only cunts being confused as to what glass him meant

>>315317862
The Wolf Among Us

>Tfw when I cancelled my pre-order

Sorry Todd.

>>315318421
very funny references witcher 2

https://youtu.be/KsU-0iCj7RQ

>>315318359

The joke is these are all generally ambiguous options on a dialogue wheel and they're all from cases in four different games where picking them makes the MC spaz out in a fit of autistic rage for no reason, effectively destroying any actual intention the player had.

Except [Glass Him], I mean come on clapistan, really?

>>315317912
Holy shit what even happened to this game, did it come out and no one gave a fuck or something?

>>315317708
Your character starts a violent crusade against newspapers, of which the likes the Fallout world has ever seen. After you defeat 100 waves of newspapers, you fight the printing press itself in a final showdown. However, with no more newspapers on earth, an even greater threat arises called magazines. Hence the inevitable Fallout 5.

>>315317821
Had to start the game from the start becouse of that. I just wanted to get him a drink

>>315316825
SARCASTIC

[comfort her]

americans are dumb af lol

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>>315319043
wow it's like I'm really on /int/!

Next time you go outside, don't forget that it's America that makes it possible for you to be alive today.

>>315318609
Yes, i know. It's a mistranslation.
In polish version Geralt said "pierdol się". Depending on the context it either means just a plain "go fuck yourself" or "very funny, fuck off"

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>Walk up to an NPC, choose the "Hello" option
>Hey, what's up faggot?
>The NPC gets upset
>I choose the "Di-fuse the situation" option
>Character blows the NPC's head off

Thanks Todd.

I press X to JASON

>>315317821
>to glass something

i know that from scifi, it's when you have a space ship and turn your big lasers on a planet and turn it into glass.

>>315316825

A

Because I don't know what this meme is about and I want to find out.

>>315317821
>>315317945

But seriously, [Smash with glass] is only 1 syllable longer.

They had to have been that vague on purpose

>No option to shove Dijkstra aside
>Forcefully

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>>315318086
[glass yamabiko]

HATE

>>315318828
>you thought you were just getting her a pillow

>>315317619
Came in to post this.
Damn you.

>>315316825
>select
>call op a faggot

this desu senpai

>(B.) Calm Down.
>FUCKING CALM DOWN YOU SPAZ

Glass Him is not vague. It means to break a glass bottle and to stab someone with the jagged end still in hand.

It can be synonymous with 'bottling' someone.

>>315319289
If 4chan existed during the height of Rome, this is the digital record they would have left.

Rome is why you might enjoy the sun and serve proudly in her legions gaulfag.

>>315324029
in america at least, it can also refer to just smashing a glass over someone's head / in their face

>>315324029
Fuck off retard.

I thought glass him was give him a glass of water.

Telltale are a bunch of fucking hacks.

>>315325058
It's not Telltale's fault you're retarded

>>315325139
this

>>315324029
>It can be synonymous with 'bottling' someone.
Am i giving him a drink, smashing him in the face, or preserving him in a glass structure?
Now I'm just more confused anon.

>>315316825
A, then B

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>>315318125
>>315318297
>>315318483
>>315320341
>>315320423

>>315317945
But it was burgerkeks that were complaining about it.

>>315325139
>use a fucking slang in the middle of an English heavy game
>be south american who learned proper english by himself using a dictionary while translating Pokemon Blue and Ocarina of Time dialogue
>suddenly like 20 years later some shit game comes out and gives me a "Glass him" option
>can't think what the fuck kind of verb is "glass", assume it must be a dumb american thing to give someone a glass of water since what else would you do in this situation where Bigby is feeling sorry for the barbedman
>I fucking smash his head in until he passes out
>yell "What the fuck?" at the screen
And bear in mind I barely yell or say anything while playing vidya.

Telltale games are shit and have shit writting.

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>Kids and basement dwellers being THIS MAD because theh didn't knew what "Glass Him" mean
They are just exposing themselves, beautiful.

>>315325825
>defending [Glass Him]

>>315325521
>subhuman thirdwolders can't get the most simple of things right

What a surprise.

>>315325958
>I didn't get the reference but I don't want to come across as a dumbass: the reply

>>315325521
dumb spic desu

X

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>be in a bar
>someone is mad
>free beer usually defuses the situation
>smash his face in with a beer mug instead
The fuck?

>>315326225
Im a spic and I got it, he is just a retard or underage.

>>315326343
No, you aren't and you didn't get it either.

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>>315326312
>People mad at a bar fix things inviting others a beer
No you stupid faggot, they break a GLASS bottle and fight to death, this is literally the first google image result for BAR FIGHT

>>315326269
https://youtu.be/2rNV61Rpo-0?t=38s

YOU HATED THAT BITCH DIDN'T YOU

>>315326558
Of course that's the first image you get if you google BAR FIGHT. Buying someone a beer is not a BAR FIGHT, it's BUYING SOMEONE A BEER.

Have you never been to a bar? Where I go people are always buying beer for other people and making friends.

>>315318668
this, after the shit storm about getting another master piece from the mind of David Cage it just fucking disappeared, not a single meme to be had

it's fedoracore to think its cool or classy to pour the guy a drink right from the get go without saying something first, it's out of bigby's character
even more so to pretend you know what [glass him] means

Actual prompts that would instantly be recognized as giving the guy a drink and not bludgeoning him are for example:
>[pour him a drink]
>[give him a drink]
>[offer drink]
>["top him off"], which would be the thing you probably wanted, which is a dumb fucking thing to say in general
etc etc etc

if you thought [glass him] was an actual used term for any of those much more normal sounding things, no matter if english is your first language or not, I honestly don't know what to say to you

>>315327049
>even more so to pretend you know what [glass him] means

?

>>315327049
>confirmed for never gotten a free drink
With good reason too from the look of it.

>>315316825
>No Jason
Shit

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>>315327049
>top him off
>rip his top off

lewd

>>315318241
>scottish
Guess that would explain why nobody has ever heard of the term

>>315327867
top him off, then give him a refill

>>315316825
>A - Hate newspaper
Obviously you say you hate newspapers
>B - Glass Him
Obviously this means that you hit him with a glass unless you're autistic and think it means pour him a shot
>X - Doubt
It could lead to two responses, one being "Hm, that doesn't sound right" (Or along the lines of that), or "Yeah, I fucking doubt that one, dickhead"
>Y - Very funny
So it's either like a "Oh haha, that's funny" or it's "Yeah, very funny, bitch" and then you storm out of the room or something

Having 2/4 of the responses being very vague and hard to understand, I'd say this is a problem

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>>315316825

>Dialogue wheel says "Doubt"
>think my character is going to say something along the lines of "I don't believe you"
>dialogue starts
>"You are full of shit, the truth is you hated that bitch. You followed her and dragged her onto your Brahmin and then took her out to the Vault. She woke up and you smashed her face in with a Power Fist. And then you stomped her. You stomped her because she's a drunken whore and she treated you like shit. You stomped her for all the years you had to take it. You stomped her because you are such a weak fucking sister and you wanted to erase all memory of it. Go on. Try to deny it
>guy I'm talking to starts uncontrollably crying
>dialogue wheel gives me 4 new options
>want to console him because I didn't see it coming that my character would flip out like that
>pick [Glass Him] to give him a drink
>character picks up a nuka cola bottle and smashes his face in
>guy drags himself across the ground screaming for help
>chose dialogue option [Help Him]
>my character starts screaming "Oh I'll help you alright." walks up to him and stomps the shit out of his back and breaks his legs with a Super Sledge
>Codsworth hovers over the guy and says some cheesy line along the lines of "Guess this will make BREAKING NEWS when they find his corpse"
>chose dialogue option "Very funny"
>character says "Fuck you"

>>315328129
>Hate newspaper
"Seriously, fuck newspapers, and fuck you for liking them."
>Glass Him
Your character fucking kills him.
>Doubt
Fuck you.
>Very funny
Fuck you.

>>315318828
>>315321139
>mfw I thought you were going to hug her but instead you make her a cum-fort

Anyone have that copypasta about dialogue wheels that ends with "it' ain't me starts playing" ?

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>>315327540
"hey man, want me to glass you?"
"here, let me glass you"
"that guy seems upset, I'll glass him"

Y
>FUCK YOU
X
>FUCK YOUUU
B
>FUCK YOU
A
>FUNNY
I'm your prom date, you ugly sack of shit FUCK YOU

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HATE NEWSPAPER

>>315316825
Well he looks thirsty so...

>>315328129
>Obviously
He could be talking about "Hate Newspaper" the new newspaper of the century
>Hit him with a glass
Maybe in Bosnia glass him is a way of saying throw a man a shot
>Last two
You already pointed out what's bad with that.

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Well /v/?

>>315316825
WEAK FUCKING SISTER

>>315329317
Why the fuck did she look like a psychopath during that choice? It didn't even make sense.

>>315316825
>tfw work in newspaper publisher warehouse
>tfw hate newspaper

Finally a game where I can take out my frustrations.

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>>315326973

>>315325521
Fuck off arg/chilean autist

>>315332865
I am brazilian, you dumb american.

>>315334275
Brbrbrbbrbrbrbrbbb

>>315317821
>tfw not an alcoholic piece of shit that knows what Glass Him means

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>>315318668
>>315326995