Catherine the Great best girl.
Prove me wrong.
this is now a civ5 thread
literally a whore
anon I think that was the point from the start
>unknown if actually real or not
>horse fucking isn't impossible, and its happening right now
>yes, some woman really is taking horse cock up her VJJ and/or anus right now
Damn, now i wanna play Civ again.
My PC is not a complete toaster but which one should i check out?
Last i remember the fourth one was a bit glitchy, AI took turns longer and longer with each months or so.
Second for Wu Zetian the best. China Strong!
Philippine news is a bunch of feel good propaganda that reinforces that Filipinos are the greatest race in the world, and most Filipinos are dumb as fuck, so they eat all of it up.
>Not the best girl
That seductive "Fuck me hard" look is enough to make her objectively the best girl in the game. Suck it Isabella/Catherine fags.
>Shit-tier tasteless tattoos
>No feminine face aesthetics
>No tits, waist, hips or ass
>Armored, strong women archetype
>Probably has a hairy asshole and armpits due to being a damn savage
>Shitty dried and unkept wild red hair
Back to the tumblr, off you go
>tfw no shittalk implemented in the game even when it's in the game files
Catherine the Great is almost as over rated as Frederick the Great.
Going back to Civ5 after months of inactivity.
You guys have any particular mods that make good playthroughs? Plan on getting the LotR and ,E Civs.
Enhanced User Interface if you don't have it yet, and InfoAddict
check out Events and Decisions and all of these
>On a cozy little island, dead center of the map
>We are a peaceful people, striving for culture.
>I share the island with Shoshones
>They are nice and friendly
>Meet Maria I of Portugal in the year 1100
>She's the second on the scoreboard while Shoshone and I are last
>"Oh, your armies are a little on the weak side"
>"Oh you are friends with the Shoshone? Fuck you, Dido"
>She declares war on Shoshones 10 turns after
>I help the Shoshones because fuck that bitch
>Maria I's invasion repelled
>Meet Augustus Ceasar
>He's the first on the scoreboard
>"Oh, it's you my favorite city state, fuck you and here's a demand: Give all your cities except capital"
>a few hundred years and a dozen threats/demands later
>Augustus and Maria I declare war on me and the Shoshones
>Outnumbered and out-teched, we still manage to kick their asses
>I meet 10 other civs and they all hate me and Pocatello because they're dicks
>I have the most tourism
>Notice that everyone has adopted Autocracy and Order
>Fight off invasions
>Shoshones pick Autocracy and start hating me
>ET TU MI POCATELLO?!
>Get enough city states to propose and pass Freedom as world ideology despite everyone else voting against it
>Start pouring everything into military
>A dozen cities revolt around the world and join me in the next few hundred turns
>II declare war on Augustus and Maria I
>They burn in nuclear fire
>Cities turned to ashes
>Militaries wiped out
>My peace and culture, corrupted by the hatred of the world.
>I feel no remorse as I unleash my military to wreak havoc and burn down the world of hatred
>The same people who strived to destroy me for a thousand years, now beg for my mercy
>I consider, but then I remember Maria I's words when I sued for peace 600 years earlier
>"I will not stop until all your cities lay in ruins"
>She deserves to die. They all deserve to die.
Seriously, this. Theodora is a semen demon.
The only other female leader I'd consider besides Theodora is Boudicca because I find the way she speaks very cute, even though she's an amazon.
This is something that really bothers me about Civ's Cathy. Every single painting I've seen of her, she looks more like Maria Theresa than some hot princess. The only Civ I know that accurately represented her was Civ3.(BTW, Civ3 Theodora is the only reasonably looking character in the game)