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>games from your childhood that do not hold up today at all

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>games from your childhood that do not hold up today at all

For me, that game is Morrowind. I have fond memories of it, but trying to play it now is just a massive chore.
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I was playing it just fine OP. Care to elaborate?
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>>286325895
Yur mum
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>>286325895
every ps1 title
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Pokemon
Every time I try to replay it I quit after 10 minutes.
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I can't think of any at all. I grew up with gen 5 and 6 and I can enjoy all the games I've liked back then just fine.
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Team Fortress 2

I think it's time for a Team Fortress 3. Needs a new engine and a fresh start. Game is terribly unbalanced. New weapons are there, but often go ignored because there's much better choices.
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Skyrim
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mw2
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Bioshock Infinite, played the hell out of it as a kid but it's actually pretty bad
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>>286327018
>Tf2
>childhood

The most you could be is 17.
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>>286325895
What happened to Emiri-chan?

Did some Yakuza cum full force in mouth and ass?
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>>286328134

A lot of people on /v/ were kids when TF2 came out.
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>>286325895
>applemilk1988
Time to find her 'model' video and jerk off again
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>>286327018
I wish I had a cute waifu to smoke hookah and drop acid and listen to vinyl with...
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>>286325895
neverwinter nights
i have no idea how many thousands of hours i sunk into that game, both story and muliplayer
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Neo /v/ doesn't even know who OP is.
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>>286328358

more like dont give a fuck who some whore is
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>>286326273
This. Except for red/blue

Also final fantasy tactics is too slow
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Banjo-Tooie.
Actually nearly every game from the N64/PS1 era.
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Many games are cool if your emulator has the option to play them at higher speeds.
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>>286328314
Thats his daughter
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>>286327018

>TF2

How old are you anon?
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I miss Applemilk
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>>286325895
>wapanese girl being wrecked by the real world
>her anime dream of Japan ducking shattered
>I jerked it to that image of her spiny back
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>>286325994
I like Morrowind's for the lore and the world it creates but the gameplay is outdated and the grinding is extremely tedious.
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Mafia 1. I forgot that half the game is driving around slowly
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>>286328943
>grinding
what grinding, I don't recall grinding at all
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>>286328134
Dude, Tf2 is almost 8 years old
People that were 11 when TF2 came out can post here.
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>>286329012
this
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This one hurt bad because I was so good at it when I was a kid, I couldn't believe how unplayable it is when I played it again a few months ago
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Kingdom Hearts

I was 7 when I first played it.

It was my first PS2 game.

I experienced a magical and enthralling cast of characters in a beautifully childlike setting.

Replaying it makes me feel empty, and it only reminds how much I took my youthful perspective for granted.
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>>286328270
>Did some Yakuza cum full force in mouth and ass?

Nah she sang in a nipnong hipster band for a while, she's probably back in murikka by now attention whoring somewhere else
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>>286325895

Whatever happened to this slut?

GTA 1 and 2 don't do it for me anymore.
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>>286328270

You're thinking of that earthbound chick that got knocked up by some yakuza
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Not really childhood but I actually liked Phantom Hourglass when it first came out. Came close to 100% completion.
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>>286329884

nah it was her

that's why she was doing lewd videos
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>>286325895

pokemon
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>>286330169
Samtron.
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>>286329094
This is depressing
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fallout 3
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>>286328309
>Someone keeps posting threads with applemilk pics.
>always less than 5 posters who actually know who applemilk is

What happened to her? Too man Japanese dickings?
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>>286325895
>that picture of her holding a condom with cum
</3
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>>286325895
What a cutie.
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>>286328836
Thanks everybody!
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My gf got a PS1 the other day so I brought over a bunch of games for us to play. I used to play Unholy war endlessly, but when we booted it up it seemed really boring and lackluster...

Medieval on the other hand is fucking fun as fuck.
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>played the shit out of pic related as a kid
>download it and try playing it
>it's fucking awful
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>>286333289
She is probably trying to get the fuck out of Japan. Last I heard anything about her she was stuck there with a baby.
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I really enjoyed pic related, but every time I try playing it nowadays it's just really unenjoyable. Adventure 2 at least had the superior Chao garden.
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Every single one.
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>>286333289
she's dead anon
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>>286325895
When I was a kid I genuinely thought Sonic Adventure was one of the best games ever made. I didn't play it from age like 7/8 untill recently at 22 and fucking wow.
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>>286325895
>For me, that game is Morrowind. I have fond memories of it, but trying to play it now is just a massive chore.

This is true for me but only because morrowind always takes a framerate dump on modern hardware and I cant get the shit to be playable on an enjoyable level.
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>>286329510
>replaying KH in 1.5 recently
>Tarzan world
>Meet Tarzan
>30 seconds later
>YEAH I'LL HELP YOU WE'RE FRIENDS RIGHT

Sora you talked to him for like five seconds that's not how friends work
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>>286328358
That's a good thing
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>>286328358
I know who she is but I never really cared about her besides le full force meme. I just found her incredibly annoying
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>>286328358
I wish people at least understood what neo-/v/ meant before using it.

It started getting used when everyone started noticing neogaf flooding the site.
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>>286325895
Games don't age or get worse (barring MMOs with mandatory patches), people just turn into massive faggots like you
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>>286329510

I never played it as a kid and tried playing KH recently and just what the fuck. How do people like this? The annoying gummi ship. The combat. The camera. The awkward platforming.

Kill. Me.
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>>286338043

Neo-/v/ is people pretending to be new , abrasive or ignorant to upset users. People that troll subtly. Meta trolling.
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>>286338271
It suffers from that Disney thing that everything Disney has.
If you watch a disney show or film as a kid then you'll love it as an adult.
If you didn't you won't.
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>>286329510
>Kingdom Hearts
>I was 7 when I first played it.


I played it near the end of my teen years for the first time when it came out and it was just fine. Maybe you just associate to many things with it and now it is hard to play again in retrospect.
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>>286338078
Okay, grandpa. Don't forget to take your pills before you go to bed tonight.
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>>286329080
some people force themselves to do it the boring way and abuse alchemy to make gold then train skills so you can get 5/5/1 stats every level up until you max all attributes. this is why I cant play morrowind anymore.
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>>286338695
Yeah I just ~ TGM and then blaze the cat through every bethesda game, because fuck their combat.
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>>286338393
neo-/v/ is people being contrarian to every single point for the sake of being contrarian, rather than being contrarian for the sake of being anti-establishment
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>>286338907
neo-/v/ is a meme I made up last week in order to feel superior in one thread fight I was losing. Also I heard it uttered in Dear Esther and thought it must of meant something deep.

captcha n dank
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god I can't find my "GAMES DON'T AGE YOU RETARDED FAGGOT THEY'RE STATIC PIECES OF DATA HOW FUCKING RETARDED CAN YOU BE IT'S YOU THAT GOD OLDER, YOU THAT BECAME A JADED FUCK, YOU THAT CAN'T ENJOY GOOD VIDEO GAMES ANYMORE BECAUSE YOU'VE BEEN SPOILED BY COD-TIER CODDLING. YOU ARE THE PROBLEM. NOT THE GAMES. GAMES. DO. NOT. FUCKING. AGE. YOU. COMPLETE. FUCKING. RETARD" bait pasta in the archive at all
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>>286325895

The newfag in here is truly sickening.

She became a 'singer'. There are videos of her on Youtube. She is almost totally talentless.
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>>286325895
Just about anything from the ps1/n64

The beginning of 3d was janky as fuck, we just let shit slide because we had never seen anything like it before
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>>286339451
There are aspects to any media that can age. If if you discount the mechanical aspects of gameplay or graphics as people being to spoiled. there are still things like pop-cultural references and other dated story elements, a games being reliant on a multiplayer community that doesn't exist anymore, a problem that will start to ensue for people in the future is a game needing patches and dlc that cant be given anymore because of lack of support etc. I'm sure we could think of other things if we tried.
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>>286325895
>Little Big Adventure or Relentless

I can't stand those controls.
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>>286325895
>childhood
>Morrowind
Also it didn't hold up when it was released.
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>>286328465
>Also final fantasy tactics is too slow
You can alleviate it by turning the ability name and XP/JP gains displays off.
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>>286341612
Morrowinds nearly 13 years old dog.
>>286341683
Not him but holy shit really?
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>>286341784
>Morrowinds nearly 13 years old dog.
Might as well be last week for all the progress video games have seen since. That shit was still released in the depression era of vidya.
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>>286341907
I agree with you but if that guy is 18 then he was like 5/6 when it came out.
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>>286342094
and if he's 24 then he was 11/12

what's your point
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>>286342350
That it's perfectly acceptable to be a game from his childhood.
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Pretty much every shooter on the N64

Goldeneye was the tits when it came out, but fuck anyone that thinks that control scheme is good.

Also fuck shadow man.

Alternatively, Castlevania and Stronghold Crusader held up just fine. I could play those any day and have a blast. Mario 64 is also one that stayed really good, though for whatever reason I can't bring myself to enjoy banjo-kazooie/donkey kong 64/banjo-tooie anymore.
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>>286338510
one of my friends says he played it for the first time at 15 and liked it,

i got off the island and kept getting fucjing lost in the first town so i said fuck it and moved on
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>>286342919
To be fair it's decent enough if you look at it objectively from a game play perspective. It's not amazing but it's early PS2 "decent".
Maybe its the nostalgia trigger in general.
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>>286327018
This shit is so fucking bizarre. I understand that the person/people who make them are doing it for the weird shock value, but holy fuck that is some EFFORT put into these drawings; the detail is uncanny.

I don't understand it in the slightest, but I won't even ask.
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>>286343346
Who are they supposed to be?
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>>286343942

Female Jacket dating Biker. Promotional art for Hotline Miami 2.
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>>286343942
>he doesn't know
Hotline Miami 2 is coming out.
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>>286344272
I know it's coming I just haven't looked at anything for it. I didn't really like the first one. I'm sorry anon.
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