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>Someone asks for your hobbies >Saying gaming will make

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>Someone asks for your hobbies
>Saying gaming will make you look like a nerd
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well, my only other hobbies is browsing /v/, watching anime, and masturbation

so I think gaming is still the best choice to say
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>Your only practiced hobby is gaming
>You know a shitton about gaming
>You dont have anything which would contribute to a conversation
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>>267520235
>go in for job interview
>they ask what your hobbies are
>v-video games
>interviewer plays video games, too
>you both talk about video games
>get the job
Felt fucking good, man.
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>say football just to get through it
>"oh really what team you support?"
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>>267520520
So what you're saying is, your boss is as pathetic as you?
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>>267520607
>t-t-the raiders
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>>267520235
At least you didn't say you wore cute dresses as a hobby


I accidentally blurted that out as one of my hobbies to some guy. Shit is literally my number one most embarrassing thing I have ever done.
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Just say the usual bullshit like "lol I ride mountain bikes, hanging out with friends, etc etc XD"
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>>267520838
Do you look cute in dresses?
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>>267520235
there's your problem
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>>267520607
"D-da burrs "
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I punch people.
at boxing
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>>267520607
Just go with the local team. Shit's not that hard.

>>267520782
You want people to think you're an uneducated piece of shit?
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>>267520607

Schalke 04.

>if they're American they'll realize you're talking about soccer and not push any further
>if they care about soccer they probably don't care about Bundesliga outside of Bayern München
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No, fuck them and their tasteless lives. At least you're doing something you like.
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>>267520663
My boss isn't the same guy that interviewed me. And my boss doesn't play anything other than Command & Conquer games.
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>>267520235
I just say computer hardware

Its normal and makes you look smart

If they like vidya it'll come up eventually
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Talk about your other hobbies then.

I got asked this so I just said photography and travelling.
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>>267520607
Brazil
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>>267520946
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>>267520235

Books, hiking, music, traveling, and foreign languages. EZ
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>>267520235
>Someone asks for your hobbies
>"I just play games, pretty much all the time"

Wow, that sure was fucking difficult.

At best they play as well and you can have some talk over you favorites, at worst they don't play and no fucks are given
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>>267521256
Not with you hiding that power level of yours.
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>>267521181
>Schalke 04
I want germans to leave.
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>>267521396
>Oh what other languages do you know?
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>only answers are anime, video games, wrestling, and collecting kaiju figures
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>>267521256
>my hobby is computer hardware
They'll just think you're retarded. Better than being a gaaaymer, right?
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>>267521265
>other hobbies
>no results found
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My hobbies include writing poetry, listening to up and coming indie bands, brooding and smoking while looking at the sunset.

Also I like to listen to women tell me about their problems and paint my artistic impression of their souls. I am just that deep.
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>My only hobbies are video games and anime
>Always answer I don't have any hobbies
>Look just as bad as if I just answered normally
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>>267521517
Sometimes i really wish Himmler didn't lied about the Luftwaffe...
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>>267521527
I'm learning Japanese.
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>>>267521596
What are kaiju figures?

Not into anime so idk
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>>267521527

>not knowing other languages

C'mon son

>My german's decent, I've just begun learning French, and I hope to one day learn Arabic but it's very difficult and requires a lot of dedication
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>>267521609
Why are you so uncultured?
Don't you have a life outside of your computer?
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>>267521696
>What kind of music do you like?
>I like everything.
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>>267521256
>I just say computer hardware
but then they think you know EVERYTHING theres is to know about computers and thus bombard you with inane questions about why their computer/smartphone/tablet doesnt work like it should
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>>267521763

>This faggot
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>>267521763
Dragon dildos.
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>>267520235
>>Someone asks for your hobbies
>>Saying gaming will make you look pathetic
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>>267520235
Looking like a pussboi makes you a nerd.
/vit/amin master race
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>>267521851

>What kind of music do you like?
>I like to tie myself to a chair and blast death grips at maximum volume until the police arrive to untie me
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>I enjoy masturbating to pornography
>I regularly eat food
>Sometimes I go to sleep
>Oh yeah, and once in a while I look at a my steam list but I don't really play video games. I just post on 4 chan.
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>>267521906
Okay thanks.
>>267521884
Didn't know that bad dragons were kaijus. Thanks though. Have fun I guess
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>>267520235
>Say video games
>Maybe the person likes video games too and become bro
>If he says I'm a nerf faggot I don't want to speak to that casual normalfag anyay
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>>267522006
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best hobby coming through
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>>267521874
>parents know I'm pretty knowledgeable with computers
>anon, why isn't the TV/Satellite/Washing Machine working?

knowing pc's apparently makes you know the ins and outs of literally anything electrical
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>>267522005
This
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>>267522239
How old are you? 60?
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>>267521396
Music as a hobby is even more nerdy than gaming.

>hurr I sit around listening to music
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>>267520235
3d modeling
web dev
pen testing
gym
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>>267520235
>smoking weed and committing crimes
>JK videogames
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>>267522506
>Music as a hobby is even more nerdy than gaming.

>implying that's true
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You guys realize that once you exit highschool, it's not that weird in 2014 to say you like video games. Have you forgotten le nurrd culture being cool now?

PS when's the last time someone fucking asked you straight up "what are your hobbies"
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>>267521874
Fucking hate that. Theres a filipino guy at my work called jeff that keeps telling me he'll bring in his laptop so i can fix it for him in broken english. He always talks about it whenever im on my break. Fucking jeff.
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>>267522506
>not knowing how to play an instrument
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>>267522283
Google
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>>267522614
Every job interview. I hate that question.
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This thread reeks of permavirgin
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>>267522506
Yeah, that's why bitches get wetter around gamers than they do around musicians.
LOL
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>so anon, what do you do in your free time
>the answer is masturbate
>"nothing much"
>she knows
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>>267521851
>good music
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>>gaming is best hobby
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>>267522783
Do you know where you are?

Oh wait, i forgot, we're in the minority now on this shit board.
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>>267522697
>physical instruments
>not being outdated as fuck
Get with the times, gramps. You're just going to get laughed at if you tell someone you know how to play the piano or guitar.
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>>267520235
>can't say you read because it will make it seem like you're trying to impress someone

That leaves occasionally walking around outside, I guess.
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>>267522753
I work with a guy who nonstop talks about video games. Mostly LoL and Destiny. He probably raved about video games in his interview and he still got the job. Honesty is the best policy bro, even if the truth is hard to spout sometimes.
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>>267521181
>they are an /sp/ fag and start greentexting schalke 04 in real life and spewing memes
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Are you me? Please don't kill myself.
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>favorite hobbies
>shitposting on /v/
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>>267520235
Nigga, everyone plays games at some point.

When someone asks me what my hobbies are, I go all out.
>I play video games
>I watch movies
>I have a sweet comic book collection, too

It also landed me a job. No joke.
If you're upfront about the things you enjoy, and embrace them, you'll find other people like the same shit you do. If you act all ashamed about it, though, then people will immediately think you're THAT guy, and is either really creepy, or is hiding something.
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>>267520663
>playing video games
>pathetic

/v/: Not video games.
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>>267522920
7/10 made me chuckle
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>>267520969
>mfw I'm from Chicago
>Look like a normal guy
>people talk to me about da burrs as if I'm a fan. Sometimes Blackhawks or Sox/Cubs
>Just nod and agree and smile.
>They have no idea how big my powerlevel is
>All the anime I watch. manga I read. Gunpla I build, games I play
I purpose learn enough about my city's teams just to be able to blend in. They must never know
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>>267522935
This. Just be straightforward and direct.
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>>267522897
If it's so shit then leave. If you think being a NEET loser is a requirement to post on /v/ you're fucked up. I've been here for 7 years, and I live my real life outside of the board because I'm not pathetic.
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>>267520235
I stand in the shower for hours on end.
After that, I usually sleep.
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>>267522506
>not studying music
>not learning an instrument

fucking pleb
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>music
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>>267523241
for what purpose?
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>>267522506
>Music as a hobby is even more nerdy
Chad go hit the showers and cool off
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>>267522697
Nigga I am a music maker express 2014
I get bitches by pressing buttons.

Fuck learning instruments lol
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>What are your hobbies?
>I play a lot of video games
>That's cool, what kind.
>Uhhhm
>Sports.
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>>267522413
20, i stick out like a soore thumb at the conventions
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>>267520235
>not just saying something like "I don't really have any hobbies... Sometimes I go out with friends or read something on the internet."
Are you autistic?
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>>267523198
>being this delusional
>i Hanover a l-l-life you nerds
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>>267523076
This. How can you expect to meet people with the same interests as you, if you hide them like a little faggot? And if you already don't have many hobbies as it it, then excluding the ones your ashamed of in conversation makes it look like you don't do anything.
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>>267522506
>Music as a hobby is even more nerdy than gaming.

If you like Broadway music or classical music, that might be true.
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>>267523369
I wouldn't hire anyone if I knew they played Senran Kagura. I'd probably call the cops as soon as you left too.
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>>267523308
Fun? Because it's what that anon chooses to do with their time?
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>hiking
>running marathons
>martial arts
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>>267521714
>>267521803

>learning dying languages when you speak english
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>>267523076
My black fellow.
This motherfucker gets it.

There's much more embarassing things than playing video games. Like watching anime beyond a casual point, being a furry, or being a brony. Which are basically the same shit but whatevs. You get my point.
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I just point at my shirt if someone asks me for my hobbies.
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>>267523151
I can confirm this happens to everyone from Chicago, and Boston.
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>Job interview
>What are your hobbies?
>*Insert Team Sport here*
>Succes
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>>267523640
>yfw when you lied but they signed you up for a 5k to represent the company and fight for breast cancer
>You can't run for shit
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>>267523514
Wow. Neo-/v/ everyone. You don't need to be ashamed of your sexuality, anon. It's OK to enjoy titties and ass.
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>>267523640
>martial arts
>oh look I like rolling around on the floor with another guy!
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>>267523308
same reason of playing games. Satisfaction.
Plus bitches loves guys who know play guitar
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>>267521714
Davido kun loves japanese art style
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>>267523723
They love their sports As long as you respect that you'll be fine. insult it, and well, good luck.
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>>267523649
I'm learning it so I can import Dragon Quest games.
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>>267522506
videogames + music hobby best combo
suck it
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>>267520607
If you're a Nintendo fan, you can immediately default to being a Seattle Mariners fan. Nintendo owns that team, and they encourage people to bring their 3DS systems to the games.

When the team does well, Nintendo also does well.
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>>267523865
>bitches loves guys who know play guitar
AHAHAH how old are you ? 13?
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>>267520235
I used to play a lot of soccer before I hurt my back (4 years of varsity in highschool). I injured it in college and It hasn't really healed after 2 years and it swells up on one side when I try to do anything physical. All I have now is videogames (mostly play crps)... but I hope to paint some warhammer fantasy when I'm out of college and get some money.
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>So, anon, what are your hobbies.
>Magic: The Gathering and professional wrestling
>laughingbitches.exe
>Just kidding! I..I just play video games! Honest!
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I have a lot of hobbies:
Playing videogames, talking about videogames, watching cartoons, the list goes on...
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>>267522005
/thread
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>>267523761
>5k
everyone should be able to run atleast that
>>267523823
feeling unconformable with that, faggot?
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>>267520607
>Rhein Fire
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>>267522005
IKTFB
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>>267520235
>giving a shit that people call you a nerd
This is why you're lonely, not sticking to your guns.
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>>267523330
>i was here during this widely referenced event, that's my oldfag cred

lmao

I don't care if normies post on /v/ because this board is shit anyways and I post more on others but don't bother pretending you loser
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>>267520607
I have a "favourite team" for every popular sport. As long as they don't ask ABOUT the team, I'm good. Except the Habs, I know them.
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>>267523865
>bitches loves guys who know play guitar
So when do you graduate high school?
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>Introductions in college
>Make up some shit
>people don't give a shit
>some guy says he plays videogames
>laughing girls
>guys look away admitting that they do too
Why is this allowed?
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>>267520607
Mclaren
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>>267524204
You'd be surprised how much people can't run. Once they finish that first mile the reality sets in. Me? I got no problem.
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Riding motorcycles
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>Just say I'm a fan of kung fu movies and asian gangster flicks

A little weird but normal enough to fly under the radar
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So, what is nerdier and less acceptable between normalfags?
Scale model building or videogames?
Collecting vinyl records or playing an instrument?
Calligraphy or cooking?
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>>267524474
I always say that I like to travel. That's what everybody always says.
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>Tell them you sometimes watch footbal
>"Oh nice. I'm a huge fan of Real madrid"
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>>267523462
Nothing wrong with classical music bruh
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>>267524653
>Scale model building or videogames?
Model building
>Collecting vinyl records or playing an instrument?
Probably depends on the instrument and the records - hipsters will think you're cool for collecting vinyls, but everyone will think you're weird if you play the theramin
>Calligraphy or cooking?
Calligraphy
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>>267524653
>Scale model building or videogames?
Both are nerdy

>Collecting vinyl records or playing an instrument?
The former makes you look like a hipster but the latter makes you look like a tool, either should be fine

>Calligraphy or cooking?
Cooking is by far the more normal choice
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>>267524697
>spanish league
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>>267524653
Scale model building
Video games is the most mainstream thing on that list
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>No other hobbies beside playing videogames
What do
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>>267524653
Scale
Vinyl
The former because my auto reply window here on mobile covered it
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>>267524824
Que carajo dijistes?
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>>267524653
>Scale model building or videogames?
Scale model building
>Collecting vinyl records or playing an instrument?
Collecting vinyl
>Calligraphy or cooking?
Calligraphy
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>hide powerlevel at all costs
>lose opportunity to become friends with people who share your hobbies but are more open about them
>these people are happy
>meanwhile your powerlevel is protected, but you are not happy at all
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TXBLBcocW4
drone racing
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>>267525053
I've learnt if you're just open about your shit people will be fine with whatever you do. As long as you don't go in to detail regarding your hobby when the person you're interacting with is obviously not interested. If people are interested, and afk follow up questions, the more in depth you go the more the person wil respect you because you take your hobby seriously. That's my experience at least.
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You can't say reading? I mean hell, even if you're a degenerate scum and haven't touched a book in years you still read lines of text in video games, right?
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I say
>video games
They think I'm a nerd.
>anime and manga
They think I'm a creeper.
>GEROOGAMESH
They're visibly afraid.
>cartoons and comics
They think I'm a pedophile.
>horror movies
They think I'm a killer.
>guns
They're positive I shoot up a school any second now.

Then, I joke they have no reason to be afraid and offer them a rape whistle.
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>>267524961
It's shit m8. No one wants hear about "THE MIGHT BARCELONA AND MADRID ADVENTURES + SOME OTHER TEAMS". Serie A and Premier League are the only ones worth watching.
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>>267524409
>>267524029

>Classical guitar pieces
>13/high school

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqnVCIzyVEU

Sure bro
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>>267520235
>TFW you say your hobbies are working out, cooking, and some sports, in addition to vidya gaems.
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i usually say 'computers and uh stuff' in relation to video games.

luckily im a well rounded really cool human bean and have many hobbies as well as a life
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>>267525147
That actually looks awesome.
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>>267524879
Get a hobby.
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>>267525408

People with multiple hobbies don't know how to commit
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>>267520235
I just say it in a self deprecating way like I'm not really being serious
>I basically just sit on my sofa and play computer games all night
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>>267525323

>no Bundesliga
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>>267520235
>/v/ being ashamed of his taste since forever
Plebs.
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>>267525053
>anime club
>Oh hey, sounds fun.
>open door to club room

You haven't seen what I've seen, man.
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>>267524356
>Habs

my nigga
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>>267522002
underrated post
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>>267525605

Do not do that at a job interview. Instead of my usual "I don't have any hobbies" I thought I'd try to make a joke and I said that my hobby was sleeping. Don't think they got that I was joking.
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>>267521181
UK soccerfag here, can confirm. You're gonna sound weird though.
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>>267525586
i mostly commit to pussy

but it can't commit to me :-(
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that's why you don't say gaming you fucking spaz
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>>267525770
Tell me...what did you see? There's nothing like anime clubs around here.
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>>267525770
Explain
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>>267525940
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4QBRgyitFs

basically that
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Nothing. I do pretty much nothing with my life. I just sit around wasting my time and praying for death
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The most autistic think I do is collect Lego Architecture, because I love how it looks and it's fun and nostalgic to build.

Oh yea, and read Nukiges.
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>>267525802
I say reading and hiking at job interviews. I used to read a lot and I go hiking a couple of times a year, so I can bluff through it.
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>>267525053
>hiding power level
>get drunk
>unhide power level
>suddenly someone asks "you post in 4chan right?"
>mfw
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>>267520235
just skim over it quick like its not a big deal (it isn't)
I like to read, play games and play golf when I get the chance.
If you only have the 1 hobby get some more ya boring cunt.
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>>267526029
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>>267526125
>that picture
Holy shit, that looks awesome.
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>>267525991
anime clubs are basically hot garbage
a bunch of obnoxious turbo nerds and fat chicks going on and on about shit tier anime while being as embarrassing as humanly possible
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Everyone should follow at least one sport. Don't have to be fanatical about it, either. Quit being a fat idiot.
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>>267526356
I follow esports, anon.
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>>267526356
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>>267525940

Not that guy but I'll tell my story
>be me with long curly Arab hair (important later)
>go to my anime club, called "Japanese Pop Culture Society" because I heard that's the place to find people to play tabletop RPGs with (I hate anime, personally)
>Open door, immediately confronted with stench of body odor
>sit down all the way in the back
>everyone's speaking in memes
>fat guy with fedora and umbrella has his arm around a hambeast and is playing with her hair
>by the end a different hambeast turns around and says to me "OH MY GOD I LOVE YOUR HAIR CAN I TOUCH IT"
>"uhhhh, i guess"
>she gets behind me and plays with my hair for 5 minutes, saying "oh my god it's so nice" and calling over her friends
>when she's done I leave and never return

The fucking guy there who played tabletop RPGs was an autistic ponyfag anyway.
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>>267526356
Does professional wrestling count?
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>>267526335
>a bunch of obnoxious turbo nerds and fat chicks
All the weeaboos in the world are like that, here in this shithole called Argentina, in Murica, in Europe, everywhere.
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>>267522783
This post reeks of reddit.
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>>267526586
Is this a America only thing? I'm an uneducated mess so I never got any higher education, but I've never heard of any clubs or anything in Europe.
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>>267526325
They're awesome alright. With an anal pounding price to match it.
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>>267526807
It's a school thing. Schools usually have student clubs on campus.
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>>267525770
Well, I was in anime club at the university. Not really anime club, five guys just played Melty Blood, RBO, Fate U/C all day in the room without revealing power level to anyone from outside. We also used this room for music rehearsals and practice sessions.
It was pretty fun and not as bad as >>267526029 or http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDFaNTr44lE
>>267525341
Classical guitar pieces are not really popular with girls. They can't sing to them. You really need to choose things you play to impress women. Unless they are music education majors of course.
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>>267527013
Not in The Netherlands.
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>>267525147
I saw this on reddit too ;)
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>>267526356
this, if only so when you talk to a normal person you can have a regular conversation
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>>267525341
>posts classical guitar
>bro
go do your social studies homework
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>>267526606
There is no excitement in wrestling. There is nothing to talk about on a day to day level.
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>>267522283
actually from pc's you can extrapolate to answer a lot of that stuff

because 90% of the time it's the provider or cables anyway.
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>>267526807
Euro here, I can´t represent the whole place, but in my college there are no clubs whatsoever. Well, there´s a theatre one, but it´s academic stuff.
I never got the whole fraternit and clubs stuff, I think it´s america only
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>>267525770
>mfw when I watch anime
>All kinds
>never ever talk about it or tell anyone.
>A lot of the fans are overweight, awkward, smelly socially inept weirdos that I will never fit in with.
I'm ok with living in the anime closet.
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>>267527159
Exactly. That's what I thought.
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>tfw I let my power level loose
>Nobody really gives and shit and is cool with with my hobbies

Maybe it's because I'm black but damn talking about anime and Vidya can always spark a conversation with someone everytime. Although it's always DBZ, Gundam and Fighters
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>>267527119
Same goes with "real" sports. They don't play every day.
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>>267522506
>this is what manchildren actually believe
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>>267520235
>Just recently started getting in heavy amounts of VNs and Animes
>Just started collecting figma and merch
>Been heavily into games, but have gotten more political about it. Also collecting masses of merch
>Back in 2011 I was normal
I'm a goddamn monster. No wonder people have been slowly distancing themselves. I've only got like one girl who is constantly messaging me because she has no friends. What a horrible predicament I've gotten myself into. I'd befriend that girl, but thats too much work and my power level is through the roof.
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>>267520235
>>267520423
>>267520429
You mean to tell that you never ever tried a sport club or anything ?
Shit man even if you did one year of a random martial art that noone ever heard of, you can still make yourself interesting in the eyes of the recruter.
Anything works if you know of the bullshit it the right way.
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>you guys are ashamed of what makes you happy? How casual! I make a point of telling everyone anime and vidya are my life!
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>>267527330
Somehow black people can look cool with any hobby they pick up. It's probably smug, confident and ironic attitude about things they like.
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>>267527420
I didn't say they did. But they usually play 3-5 times a week and in between there's a whole lot of stuff going on.

Of course, it's obvious a wrestling fan wouldn't be able to comprehend that.
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>>267527330
>Maybe it's because I'm black
It's exactly that. I know normies who have no problem with Tyrone or whatever watching K-on, but if I liked something tame like Slam Dunk I'd still get shit on for it.
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>>267527736
And there are several different global wrestling promotions that run shows all the time. No different.
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>>267527575
Was never pushed to do those things. I've done nothing with my life.
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>>267527753
It's because they know if they messed with you about it you'd get bothered.
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>>267520235
I used to do stuff. now I just work, workout, play games and browse the internet
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>>267520235
>Be honest and tell them your hobby is gaming
>"What kind of games do you play anon?"
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>>267527591
fucking HEan haha
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>>267527843
Except wrestling is scripted nonsense whereas actual sports have strategy and excitement
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>>267527753
>mention anime to friend once who saw said anime
>days later he says "I had this one friend like you who liked anime too"
>All of the sudden I'm a weeb because I casually watched an anime
You can't win with life, ever.
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>>267527736
Even WWE has 4 shows, 5 when there's a PPV, every week. It's easy to talk about wrestling with people, it's just not as popular as your average sport.
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>>267527948
I'm actually the one plays off my hobbies the most. I know a lot of people who relate to what you're talking about, though.
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>>267528075
>I like JRPGs
>They probably wouldn't even understand if I just say role playing games
>Just say you like all of them
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>>267524217

Why did you have to remind me? God, I miss going to Fire games.
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>>267527848
Shit anon. Wanna be friends?
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>>267528127
>b-but it's faaaaaaaaake!
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>>267528219
But wrestling fans are the worst types of people
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I lie through my teeth.

Haven't played the piano for 3 years or painted since I was in school.

>I do a lot of painting
>I also play a few instruments

¦:^)
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>>267528127
Oh look, I'm on YouTube's comments section.
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>>267526029
WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK, WHAT THE HELL, FUCK THIS SHIT, WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK, FUCK!!
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>>267528269
I'd just neglect you, anon.
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>>267528253
>tfw europe rejected based gridiron in favor of boring old sockfoot.
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only nerds think that
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>>267527948
I hate people like this. They need to die.
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>>267520235
>>Saying gaming will make you look like a nerd
Why would you want to associate with or impress someone who thinks this anyway? I can just picture some judgmental liberal know-it-all ~20 year old butch dyke covered in piercings and tattoos snickering when I say that I like video games. Why again do you need the approval of these worthless failures exactly?
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>>267528302
So it being fake isn't a bad thing? I realize it's an overused argument but that doesn't make it any less true
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>>267528345
Depends where you're located.
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>>267520607
The Yankees
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>>267524217
guenther please
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>>267528473

>he didn't join his towns local American Football team

I live in Milton Keynes, even we have one.
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>>267528516
It's not an issue.
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>>267520235
>coworker wants to know what hobbies am i into
>say i like to play video games
>he laughs and says "That's not a hobby, that's a lifestyle."
okay.jpg
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>>267528394
>implying there's strategy in wrestling
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>>267528648
>what is "wrestling psychology"
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>>267528516
What? Do you get upset when you find out a movie isn't real?
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>>267528608
What's the appeal, then? What's a reason it's better than actual sports with actual athletes?
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>oh you know, s-stuff
>like what anon?
>well I like to choke myself while watching Japanese tentacle porn
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>>267523198
Posting about your real life on 4chan, as if anybody cares, is about as pathetic as you can get
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>>267528648
You need a strategy to keep the audience entertained.
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>>267528768
No, of course not. But wrestling isn't a movie nor is it a sport, professional WWE wrestling anyway
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>>267528804
It's more exciting.
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>>267528246
oh hey my cousin likes this game called Skyrim, have you played it?
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>mfw my other hobbies are firearms and shooting
>mfw I tell people video games so they don't think I'm odd
I think I was intended to be a loner, talking to other people feels like an interrogation.
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>>267520235

>Tell them I mostly play video games and I ask them what their hobbies are
>I either relate to their interests or ask about them
>Continue with small talk

I'm not going to lie, for a long time I didn't know how to interact socially (getting a job helped a shit ton). If I were to give advice it would be to do as I do above. If vidya doesn't interest them then I ask about their interests.
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>>267528993
How so?
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>>267524879
>Sit around on 4chan all day
>"So anon, what do you like to do?"
>"Oh you know, I spend a lot of time reading"
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>>267520235
>''Eh nothing special, you know movies, music, games, stuff like that. Oh and I like cooking too!''
Wasn't hard OP.
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>>267526627

No, all of the weeaboos who are weak and can't hide their powerlevel are like that.

I wake up at 6am every morning, shower and shave. I wear plain, unbranded golf shirts with brown shoes and jeans. I never talk about my hobbies in public. People see me walking down the street and say "I bet that dude isn't thinking about anime."

Joke's on them.
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>>267528437
Am..am I not good enough, anon?
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>>267528934
Wrestling is basically a substitute for super hero comics for most. Heroes and villains beating eachother up in the most fabulous way possible.
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>>267529202
Oh so it's for man-children, got it
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>>267520235
Talk about your other hobbies then.
>other hobbies are toy collecting and jogging
>end up talking about jogging more not to scare them off
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>>267520607
Whatever city you're closest to

My family has been dallas fans and when my dad was stationed near DC I got a lot of flak
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>>267529092
With a script written by a staff of bookers and writers, there's a lot of drama. Who wins and loses is irrelevant. It's a soap opera where guys hit each other over the head with folding chairs.
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>>267529118
I just go through life assuming everyone's thinking of their waifus as they sit on the train or whatever
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I do gaming and lots of sports too

actually i'm more on the sports side as of now
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>>267529394
Is that meant to offend me? We're all on /v/, after all.
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>>267528246
>Do this
>They follow up with more questions
>They see through your lies
>End up looking like a pathetic loser trying to fit in
>Backpedaling just makes it worse
I just want to enjoy my fucking weeb games in peace. Fuck.
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>>267529425
>soap opera
There you go, not a sport. It's fine if you enjoy it but don't call it what it isn't
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>>267529434
>I wonder what Asuka is doing right now
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>>267529425
Not allowed to hit eachother over the head with folding chairs any more, not in WWE at least. Unless you want Benoit 2.0.
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>>267529609
Receiving lots of dicks
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>>267529532
No, only way you'd be offended is if you're insecure about your man-childness.
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>>267529609
2015 is soon, she is going to fight some angels.
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>>267529695
Good thing I'm not. We're all children at heart, anon.
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>>267529542
>asked someone what their hobbies were
>they say they like JRPGs
>finally find someone outside of /v/ willing to admit that
>feel like an idiot because I don't know any JRPGs
>"So.... do you like Pokemon?"
>they don't, start naming stuff I've never heard of
I just want someone to fight Pokemon with.
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>>267520838
Were you hoping that he liked traps? Did you want him to gently enter your boypussy and kiss your prostate with his purple python?
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>>267529394
He says, dunking his hot pocket in a freshly microwaved bowl of cheeze whiz, tabbing back out to /a/ as he reflects back on how yet another anonymous poster was taken down a peg by his impeccable wit and snide commentary.

"Oh Yui-chan, if only you were real to share this moment of victory with me.", he sighs to himself.
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>>267529854
We're all stupid and gullible?
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>>267529978
That's what makes us human.
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>I build model machinery
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>>267529434
They're thinking about their gfs and wives because they aren't autistic losers.
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>>267529609
Thinkin about tang
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>>267529856
>>"So.... do you like Pokemon?"
>>they don't, start naming stuff I've never heard of
>I just want someone to fight Pokemon with.


Stop posting here and tell that other guy to start.
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>>267529920
Never had a hot pocket before, haven't had cheese whiz since I was 9 and only anime I ever liked was Pokemon, Digimon and Dragon Ball when I was 10. But hoo boy you got me
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>>267530086
Is this how you're supposed to clean figures? Because mine are always covered in dust.
>>
gaming isnt a hobby, its a digital opiate.
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>>267524802>>267524805>>267524828>>267524957>>267524987
Guess I'm never going to mention model building to normalfags.
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>>267528497
It's all in good fun anon. Don't take it personally.
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>>267530121

>not thinking about how Palestine will never be free and how the Middle East will never recover
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>>267530121
Watch out guys, it's the coolest kid on 4chan!

He just got the OK from his Mom to stay up ALL NIGHT and post garbage on an anime websight on the internet for his birthday

Congrats Mike, happy 14th birthday!
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>>267530246
The picture isn't mine, but that's an MG. The scale is bigger, so a toothbrush wouldn't knock much off.
I just a qtip or a glasses rag thing.
Other people say they used cans of air to blow the dust off without moving the parts.
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>>267530246
I use air compressor to blow dust off my models.
Getting closed display case might help you.
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>>267530246

Yes, soft toothbrush and compressed air.

Although I prefer prevention with cases. Fuck that ikea shit too, it's worthless.
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>>267530196
3 years is a long time to go without having cheez whiz
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>>267530383
It's 5 pm you retarded virgin. Enjoy crying yourself to sleep as you wish your waifu was real.
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>>267530383
WEBSITE****
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>>267530324
>new roommate
>says he has a lot of model cars
>no nothing about cars or hardly anything about models
I kind of want to get into models, but the only models I've made before are Zoids, a giant battleship, and a Gundam once.
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>>267530836
Websight
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>>267530884
gr8b8m88/8
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>>267529856
>Find someone else who likes JRPGs
>They're an insufferable cunt anytime you're discussing anything other than vidya
>Avoid them at almost every opportunity because of it
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>>267530383

Unironic passive aggressiveness is some *unsheathes katana* shit.
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>>267530286
This guy gets it
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>>267531162
Silly anon, everything on 4chan is ironic
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>>267521142

Then they start asking you, "Who's your favorite player?", "When's the last time you went to a game?", "What do you think about the latest scandal?"
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>>267520235
Biggest scapegoat is "Nothing special, just like to chill around the house, listen to music and shit, text some people, you know?"

Everyone does this shit. You don't want to stand out as some special faggot, but you don't want to make yourself look like a faggot, so this shit is perfect.

Also, If you've got a big body, but aren't too fat just say you like to play Football too. It works.

If you're skinny and lanky, say some shit like "Oh I like to work on Cars and shit, you know?"
"Oh so you're like a mechanic?"
"Pretty much."

Tons of faggots don't know shit about Cars, they won't press you any further, you'll be fine.
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>>267529150
I-Its not you! Its me! I'm a terrible person! Countless times I've done this and I cannot let the same happen to you!
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>>267520235
i just throw video games in the middle

like writing, cooking, reading, video games, cat fancy
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>>267531352
>Tons of faggots don't know shit about Cars
Cars are one of the most favorite things normalfags have. Being autistic about sports and cars is their special skill.
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>>267523076

/thread
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>>267520235
The don't say gaming.

Say you play video games.
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Am I the only one that's completely honest in all of my encounters? I don't give a fuck what people think, other than my family.

Might explain why I don't have a girlfriend, though.
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>>267531521
i wouldnt expect very many other people to know either
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I just havent had opportunities to even show my interests.
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>>267531686
The only thing I'm not up front about is watching anime, but I have a bunch of manga volumes on my bookshelf, so if someone notices them and asks then I wouldn't mind talking about it.
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>>267523076
>you'll find other people like the same shit you do

Fuck that. I cannot enjoy things in the presence of other humans.

I can never be happy unless I'm alone, and there isn't a person on earth who I would act like I do when I'm alone with.
>>
I say gaming is my biggest hobby all the time. What also helps is that I am not a anti-social asshole who can't keep up a conversation with somebody
>>267531737
>tfw we gotta wait till january for the 2nd half of part 3
Yes I know mostly everyone dies
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>>267531686
>can't find a gf you can be honest with
Worst feel. I'm glad I'm free from it, if only for a while.
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>>267531686
>Am I the only one that's completely honest in all of my encounters?

Yes.

>Might explain why I don't have a girlfriend, though.

Me too. That, and I have sperglord interests, which people don't care about.
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>>267527634
>tfw black.
>hides power level for fear of being looked at weird.
I dont even like pulling out my handhelds in public anymore or watching anime anywhere but home
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>>267532813

Do what I do and just don't play handhelds. Outside is a place for either reading a book or thinking.
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>>267523391
> Sees army figurines
> Imagines Advance Wars in head.
> Wonders what CO Powers people would have around me.
> Imagines battle taking place in room.
> Start walking like I'm on a grid without realizing

Welp. I don't think I could get away with not mentioning video games. It would slip out of my imagination eventually in some kind of obscure reference nobody else would get. Might as well be upfront about it.
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>>267520235
cars, photography, and computers
get at me
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>>267520235

Oh, I like videogames.

I like drugs too.

Wanna get high?
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>>267532813

I lock the door and wear headphones when I watch anime.

I'm even taking Japanese language classes and I make an effort to NEVER mention anime or manga to anybody, ever.

There's even a cute asian girl in the class who is bright and happy and totally into waifus and VNs and shit, and I would totally be just friends with her because she's got good taste, but nope.

I'll just sit here and stare at Kanji instead.
>>
just be well rounded

as long as you make it sound like gaming isn't the only thing you do you're fine, gorillions of people play vidya so nobody's really gonna care
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>>267520235
>tell them my name is buck and I like to fuck
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>>267533545

>video games
>shitposting on 4chan
>anime
>manga
>traditional wet shaving

This is my life.
>>
How about just saying you play some games

Technically you wont be lying since you spend majority of the time here rather than playing actual games.
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>>267533545
>just be well rounded
>just be urself
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>>267520235
>I play pretty much only PC, don't own a console because I have everything I want on PC
>finishing a game of basketball with a couple of dudes
>hey man you go a ps4 or xbox you wanna play sometime?
>mfw am too ashamed to mention I play on pc pretty much exclusively
>oh you know, don't really play vidya, mainly just go out or do some other shit
>mfw actually am a fucking genius when it comes to anything vidya
>mfw I just want to play vidya with somebody else ;_;
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>>267534074
>White BMW behind him

jesus why do they all like White BMW's!?
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>well I like working on my jeep,
>OH COOL WHAT KIND OF WRANGLER DO YOU HAVE ANON?
>i-it's a ZJ
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>>267534307
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>>267534074
>>
>>267532105
>i'm that guy
sorry for your loss
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>>267534369
>white
you colour blind?
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>>267534570
shiet
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>>267521464
You're underestimating the number of judgmental shitcunts out there.
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>be good looking
>dress well
>good hygene
>girl asks what my hobbies are
>"I'm a huge nerd."
>"That's great. I'm a total nerd myself."
>she isn't a nerd at all
>doesn't matter, because pretending to be nerdy and lol so randum is cool now
>fly actual nerd shit under the radar
>tfw
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>>267534789

Can confirm, I'm a judgmental shitcunt myself.

You bet your ass I'm judging every person I see playing video games in public. Also everybody wearing fedoras.
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>>267534369
>white
>bmw
also lol at dj raghead
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>>267521596
Matt get off /v/ and make more Cryme Tyme
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>>267534691
Are you?
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I say Hip-Hop. Then enlighten them to actually good rap instead of entry level and memerap.
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>>267534937
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>>267534937
That doesn't look white to me.
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>>267534884
That's fine, I guess. Still shitty but acceptable. But a lot of people think way less of you if you tell them that playing vidya is your hobby.
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>Someone asks for your hobbies
>it's actually guns
>say gaming to not look a murderer
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>>267534825
This is more proof that being good looking and taking care of yourself is far more valuable than anything else

Hobbies and personality are what ugly people have to fall back on
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>>267535138
Just say that you do sport shooting, anon.
If people talk about it in depth, then you can go full sperg, and people will respect that you know your shit.
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>>267534825
>Hiding your actual power level for the sake of a filthy female.

Top pleb detected
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>>267521181
Can confirm if they ask about any of the players just say

"Julian Draxler is World Class hope we can keep him for another year or two but I can't see it happening"
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>>267520235
>Saying gaming will make you look like a nerd
>giving a shit what others think about you.
talking about hwo insecure at least half of /v/ is
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>>267535105
The bumper is black. The body is white.
Stop being dumb.
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>>267535741
>body
That's just the grille.
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>>267535823
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>>267536038
That's a reflection from the sun.
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>>267520235
I just say I draw and run/bike. I don't even fucking draw, but it sure mesmorizes employers.
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>>267536326
>"Oh you draw. Here we need you to draw this for the company. You're the only here with artistic skills"

Good luck
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"What are your hobbies?"
>I-I don't really have any...
"Come on, you've gotta do someting in your free time."
>I play v-video games and browse internet forums

It just doesn't work that well.
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>>267520235

Say photography
Everyone have photography as a hobby nowadays you cunt.
That and travelling
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>>267521181
>Interviewer is BVB fan and religiously watches the Bundesliga
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>>267535409
>So anon, what do you like to do for fun?
>I play videogames, masturbate to Japanese girl cartoons, and shitpost on 4chan. TELL ME ABOUT BANE. WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?
>pull actual spaghetti out of pockets
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I listen to a lot of music, my vinyl collection is probably around 400 right now, that's the first "hobby" I drop if anybody asks.

Decent taste in movies so that's second.

I enjoy gluing and painting 40k miniatures, although I just say I like assembling plastic models to make it seem less nerdy and only say it's 40k if someone asks further.

Video games come last even though I spend most time on them.

But then again I keep people at such a distance I can't remember the last time I talked to anyone about my hobbies. I only make casual conversations about bullshit with my coworkers and I don't meet or talk with people outside of work other than my parents on Skype once a week.
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>Someone brings up hobbies
>Can't say reading, that's LOL SO NERDY
>Can't say writing, or else OOH MR EDGAR ALLEN POE or OMG WHAT STORY ARE YOU WRITING
>Can't say music, or else get the /mu/ effect
>Can't say drawing, or else CAN I SEE/DRAW ME, ANON
>Only can mention hiking, biking, walking, and article browsing

But fuck do people leave me alone when I mention hiking, since they assume I'm not shooting shit and know my stuff.
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>>267536730
>Everyone have photography as a hobby nowadays
Posting lowres shit with terrible filters to social networks is not "photography hobby" though.
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>I like painting counterfeit reproductions of famous paintings and sell them on the black market.
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>Go into my job after being hired to finish up with legal stuff
>Fat nerd guides me through the process of verifying I'm a citizen and shit
>Terrible BO
>Tiny room
>Other coworkers come in, we exchange names and such
>One of them was talking about sports shit
>Nerd talks about Doctor Who because he's trying to get sports guy to watch it
>Everyone laughs it off
>They leave
>Nerd asks me if I watch Doctor Who
>tell him no
>"o-oh, that's cool."
>mfw
I'm just a seasonal worker but I can tell that guy has dropped his fair share of spaghetti
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>>267536789
Le 4 you
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>>267536821
>my vinyl collection
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>>267536821
Read answers to >>267524653, it seems like models and vinyl isn't that acceptable.
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>>267536990

Dont stop people from saying they are photographers tho.

Its like people who put reading into the hobby but only read like 4 books in their entire life, and they were all about twilight
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>>267537214

oh right I forgot you call them "records" in america, I'm sorry, english is not my first language
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>>267537346
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>>267537346
i don't think the problem is that you called them vinyls, son
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>say film
>you look like the most boring motherfucker around
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>>267537620

well what was then, I don't get it
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Whenever I say my hobbies are firearms and vidya, they look at me like I'm the next school shooter or something.
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>>267537695
you'll never get it
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>What's your hobby?
>Working out...
>Yeah, it doesn't really look like it
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>>267537648

Moving Pictures is the single most boring Discworld book for non-film-nerds.

Like holy shit I couldn't even finish it.
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>honestly caring what someone will think of your hobbies and/or you

just how much of a fucking beta faggot can you be

I mean you don't have to start talking about it and boring the other person but if you're honestly self-concious about whatever it is you enjoy doing you have some serious fucking issues
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>>267534570
She was also fat and annoying

And there were hundreds of other people not waring masks that would have rejected him realizing he was blue
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>What do you do?
>I play videogames all day.
>Cool what do you play?
>Realize you just shitpost on /v/ and hardly even play games
>>
>composing
>playing the guitar
>literature
>woodcrafting

I think my hobbies are pretty normal-fag tier, to be honest.
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>>267520235
>"Hey anon, whats your hobbies?"
>'Oh, Music, film, Video Games, Card games, Board games, chilling out with my friends and cracking stupid jokes. That sort of stuff'

Anon, for better or for worse (probably for worse) video games are main stream as fuck. If all you do is play video games and enjoy nothing else, maybe you'll look like a bit of a nerd, but seriously, come on. Thats how I introduce myself to new people I meet if they ask what I'm into, and I get 0 weird looks.
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>>267534570

Why do their weak the mask?
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>>267522002
Laughed
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>>267520429
I know that feel, that's why whenever someone at work talks to me, I go on and on about video games for a few minutes.
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>>267522697
I always considered music the most entry level of the arts.
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>>267538431
You can tell they're normalfag because they're all shit, except maybe composing.
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>>267520607
>/sp/ bait
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>>267523393
This is actually an autistic thing to say.
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>>267524653
Are you dutch?
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>>267521874
>mom has laptop filled with adware and toolbars and all kinds of disgusting bloatware running in the background.
>asks me how to move pictures from one folder to the next, since im the computer guy
>tell her to right click and either cut/copy and then right click again in desired location and paste
>"you do it, i dont understand"
>sure
>takes an incredibly long amount of time to do anything, since all the adware processes slow the thing down.
>finish a 6minute copy and paste job
>later on, her computer has become overridden with malware and is barely even functional
>i touched the computer last so i am blamed for it
>mfw
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>all your friends are video game nerds so you can talk about video games with them

Have you tried not having boring normalfag friends?
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>>267521181
>Schalke
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>>267521181
>Schalke
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>>267520235
More acceptable than crossdressing.
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>>267521181
/germany/ here
Schalke is shit

go to bed now
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>>267540131
HAHAHA, holy fuck this image is funny! Like look at this guy he's like "ayy nigga dunno whattaFUUUUCK is goin on but im diggin it" hahahahah YEAH I CAN FUKKEN DIG IT TOO BRO HAHAHA!!
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>say video games
>haha really little old for that huh?
>i don't know, what about you?
>well uhhh i like facebook and uh sports i guess
>>
>Always let them say video games first
>Feel weird saying homebrewing because it's full of middle aged men and people often think you drink a lot
>I can't say music because I sometimes play the fucking didgeridoo
>Like figures/gunpla as well, nope can't say that
I've accepted I'll be the weird guy
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>>267540131
>>267540303
>>267540785

Wait, is schalke a /sp/ meme?

I unironically root for Schalke when I watch Bundesliga ;-;
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>>267522283
Last week, my dad wanted me to explain why the VCR was having trouble taping shows.
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>>267538294
Every fucking time.
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>>267542797
Dammit anon, it´s been 3 days since the last time I fapped, I´m at "work" and you post delicious loli. Why are you doing this to me, anon?
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>>267542981
I'm not even posting the lewd parts, calm your dick anon.
"Work"?
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>>267542981
> loli
heh
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>>267542981
>delicious loli
ahahahah
HAHAHAHHA
AAAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
>>
>Oh I paint, study history, write and play a few instruments
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>>267541801

The board froze and >Shalke was stuck on the frontpage for like a day whenever people visited it because they lost and someone was green texting it.

That's basically the story
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>>267543531
>>267543596
Okay now I NEED sauce
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>>267543763
[Chinzuriina] ChinCOMPLETE
>>
Main hobbies are

>Anime
>Vidya
>Programming
>Reading

That's pretty much all I do other than exercise. Why would you care what some random dipshit things about your life? If they don't like what you're into then it's better they find out now.
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>>267523430
>How can you expect to meet people with the same interests as you

Most people on /v/ don't want to do that. They don't want to be associated with nerdy things or anyone who likes nerdy things. They want to appear as normal and socially acceptable as possible at all times.
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>>267543857
>Its shota

T-thanks anon
>>
Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
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>>267544148
Careful mate. Chinzuriina makes borderline crazy shit most of the time. Not for beginners.
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>>267544148
You're welcome
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>>267524021
But that's not a football team
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>Mention any sort of physical exercise at all
>Everyone immediately goes jelly mode

every time

Start working out, nobody will ever question any of the other shit you do with your time ever again.
>>
>be grill
>saying gaming will make you look like a lelelel nerd XD
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>>267520607
Cloud9
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>>267544614
The problem with that is that if you start working out, you eventually realize that any time you spend on any of your other hobbies could be better spent working out even more, and then you become a /fit/fag who can only think about squats and oats.
>>
I masturbate on buses.
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>>267522506
This was pretty effective bait. Seemed to strike a chord with musicians. 10/10 mayne.
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>>267544614
Only if you have a athletic looking. If you're fat trying to get fit, they will not even believe, if you're skinny they'll laugh.
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I know that feel, OP. I really don't enjoy anything. I'm pretty sure I don't even like vidya anymore but I guess I hate it less than anything else.
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What do you do when you have no hobbies and don't find anything interesting
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>>267547812
you shitpost on 4chan
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>>267527330
Being a black nerd is master race of nerds

Being a white nerd is the fucking stereotype and people will always have a negative connotation when it comes to you.

I don't know about other races but that's what it seems like to me.
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>>267529118
>I never talk about my hobbies in public
What are you, a pussy? Are you ashamed of yourself?
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>>267520607
Just make up one
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>>267548428
I'm a black nerd, just I got two faces

>IRL
>Good circle of friends
>Generally nice to people
>Been with some girls and guys
>Seen as a normal-fag

>Online
>Good circle of friends
>Talk about vidya and shit all the time
>Spend most my time on 4chan fucking around

I keep both of them as far away as possible.
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>>267520235
It only makes you look like a nerd if you don't say it with confidence and present as someone who isn't a massive fucking socially anxious sperg.
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>>267538769
Your a big boy , you're should know.
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>>267548890
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>>267550254
>Be the same way
>Thought I was doing a good job with keeping them apart
>mfw I googled myself one day and found out some embarrassing vidya shit had my real name on it
>Could compromise everything if someone googled it too
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>>267550748
le groupthink man :) epic
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>>267550793
What was the embarrasing shit?
>>
No one cares about your hobbies so long as you aren't some socially retarded fat fuck who never bathes.
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>>267550254
That's good to hear anon, sounds nice. Looks like you got a good balance

>IRL
>No friends

>Online
>No friends

oh well
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