While I wait for Derek to bring my 970 what are some good

Derek is going to drop it

>>265145363
fuck off derek

>>265145279
>Derek pulls up to your house
>triumphantly brings the package to your step, proud of another successful transaction
>then suddenly, everything goes wrong
>he trips on the stairs
>the box flies into the air
>he can only gasp as his hard work and your card shatters on the ground

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ANON GET OUT NOW, RUN

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>>265145718
>>265145717
>>265145363
pls stop

>>265145830
Don't trust Derek. That's all I can say for now, but if you value your life, don't let him get near you.

>>265145279
I, for one, believe in Derek and his ulterior motives to keep the card for himself.

Also, what kind of tracking system is this? I wish they had that in my country. Ours is just;
>The package may arrive between 11am - 2pm
Or even worse
>The package may arrive between 9am - 7pm
Srsly.

>>265145982
Bought it from overclockers and cost me a fucking tenner so

>>265145718
It's the UK so no guns m8

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>>265146290
Disgusting

>>265145982
Delivery company called DPD I bet.

Some of the good ones have this kind of service and gives you an estimate time he will arrive.

Derek sounds like a good bloke. Trust in the Derek.

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>>265146462

You can do it Derek! We support you!

>Derek has stopped to murder a prostitute

Oh, Derek!

>>265146572
Aye it is DPD, will use them again since I'm fed up of going in shower for 20 minutes n missing my parcel by a margin of 2 fucking minutes.

Cost me a bomb tho

>>265146603
>Derek has stopped for a cuppa tea

Bloody Derek!

>>265146871
>>265146705
Man, I'm jealous. If only our delivery companies were this customer friendly.
Tell Dereck he's doing a great job.

>>265147151
And tell Derek that too.

>Derek will never deliver to you.

>>265147151
Where you from?

Usually if you pay £10 for a small graphics card box to be delivered you can sure as hell expect some quality delivery. Could have had it before 12 but that would have cost me an extra fiver

>>265146761
I think he actually has, hes been on delivery 27 for fucking ages n hes not moving on the map anymore

>>265147349
The Netherlands.
Most companies have a "Order before 9pm, receive tomorrow" policy, but the delivery service doesn't always agree. Especially with the delivery hours margins, like I said in >>265145982

>>265147946
Meh, a cheap delivery for us wont even tell us what timeslot, so you have to sit at the door all fucking day until the guy arrives or he'll take any chance to leave with your package and without your signature.

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>>265146761
>Derek is approximately 60 years away from you.

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holy shiet

>>265148127
Time slot doesn't really mean jackshit either.
What happens if you miss delivery?

>>265148574
Take it to your nearest depot.

Alright for some but I live miles away from any town or city so it's a pain in the ass

OP better post a picture of Derek

>>265148740
was planning to but it would be impossible without doing it right infront of his face.

>>265148887
Take a photo from the window. I want to see him...

>>265148967
I try anon

>>265148672
Ahright. Same here, although they try it again later at a chosen moment (however, again the time margins are even worse then.

>>265145279
What kind of weird country does this?

>>265146705

DPD are the best mayne. Always get me my shit and if I'm not there they make sure a close neighbour gets it.
Unlike parcel force who pretty much cough lightly at the front door in lieu of a knock, fire the package up into the air out of a cannon and then use the missed delivery notice to roll a joint as they get right back in the van and drive off all in 20 seconds.

Last week they dropped a parcel off for me on a totally different street.

Little does Derek know that a hundred anons await his arrival

>>265148528
Do you have your dildos hanging from your porch light yet?

>>265149283
This.

I want to see Derek who's about to make an anon extremely happy.

>>265149283
More like 10-20.

>>265149398
Derek is one of us

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>>265149562

ANON GET OUT OF THE HOUSE! DEREK IS POSTING FROM INSIDE THIS THREAD RIGHT NOW!

>Derek has stopped to shag a sheep

Who the fuck would employ the welsh anyway?

>>265145279
Wth guys. I'm Derek. I was just having a short break and decided to check /v/ on my phone and see this thread. I think some poor anon is gonna be left without his delivery...

There's a skellington inside of Derek

>>265146290
>>265146579
Enjoy your knifings :D

>You will never meet a hard worker like Derek

>yfw Derek took the 970 for himself and delivers you his old 780 in the box

>>265150136
>implying Derek works hard

He'd have that shit delivered a day ago if he put some fucking effort in.

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October can't come soon enough

>>265150345
Derek doesn't deliver weeaboo shit

>>265150345
>Ching chong stuff

Uh...

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>>265150456
Derek isn't good enough to deliver cute girls being cute

>>265150678
!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>265150678

>free candy

>>265150678
PANIC

>>265150678
OHSHIT HERE HE COMES.

>>265150678
Trim your fucking hedges or at least get a wetback to do it for you.

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>>265150678
>>265150678

>>265150795
>Wetbacks
>In EUROland

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god speed you wonderful bastard

>>265150880
Those video cards are getting huge

>>265150838
Fine, slavs, what the fuck ever.

>>265150880
Look at that magnificent bastard

>>265150880
>10/10 would husbando

He looks strong...

>>265150880
>that big a box
>for a video card
m8...
That's where he's keeping his many knives

>>265150880
I want to marry Derrick!

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>>265150880
Thats a huge package.

>>265150880
Our mighty hero.

>>265150880
What a madman

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>>265150880
>that manly strut

>>265150880

>into the trash it goes

>>265150880
Did he ask why you took a photo of him

>>265150880
HE'S LOOKING RIGHT AT YOU HE KNOWS IT'S TOO LATE NOW

>>265150880
Hnnnnng so strong!

>>265150880
Classic Derrick

>>265150880
what a fucking man

>>265150880
you sure that's not your mum's new box of dildos m8?

>>265150880
he's a big guy

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>>265150880

say thanks Derek-kun!

>>265150880
DID YOU FUCK HIM YET?

>>265150880
>I'll never meet a man this confident

Fuck life.

>>265145279
wish we had a service like this tho

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W-Why does it take so long?

Did OP died?

>>265150880
Did you tip him?

>>265151201
Derek killed him

R.I.P. OP

>>265151128
Why are you in every thread that is related to PCs? Do you even sleep?

>>265151201
He is currently pleasuring Derek.

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something lewd is happening....

I love how no one bothered with the benchmarks.

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>>265150880
I bet OP is giving him a blowjob right now.
I bet that box is filled with Bad Dragons being tested right now.

>>265151201
>>265151246

>Unmarked van
>Cold-eyed middle aged man
>Box of tools

OP is being tortured to death

>>265150880
>Proper man doing his job
>OP probably some fucking mophead with weaboo shit in his room

God bless Derek. This is a fucking man right here.

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>that'll be $19.95
>plus tip

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>>265151351
I habe 999 on the phone, tell me when to give the go.

>>265150965
for you

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>>265150795
it's the countryside you dumbshit


also I have no idea why the fuck they put haribo in the box

>>265151428
>oh would you also like to donate five dollarydoos to the world hunger relief charity

>>265151520
Derek did it for you.q

>>265151520
>Haribo

You got fucking told OP.

>>265151520
The Haribo explains why the box is so big, at least. It needs its space.

>>265151520
all that wasted space, what the fuck

arma 3, metro redux, crysis 3

the current big 3 id say

>>265151520
>Haribo

So that's why the package is so big.

>>265151618
THANKS DEREK-SAMA

>>265151618

THANKS DEREK

>>265151618
Thanks Derek

>>265151520
The Haribo's for your candy ass. Literally.

>>265151618
thanks derek

>>265151618
Thanks Derek

>>265151618
Thanks Derek

>>265151618
THANKS DEREK!

>>265151618
THANKS DEREK

>>265151618
Thanks Derek, you magnificent bastard.

>>265151618
thanks derek

>>265145279
You will have to wait a lot. DEREKS DONT RUN http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GrZuLIqbQDM

>>265151618
thanks derek-senpai

>>265151618
Thanks Derek!

>>265151618
Thanks mr. skeltal

>>265151618
Thanks Derek

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>>265145717
>derek knocks on the door
>proudly has you sign off on the package
>eagerly rip open box once inside
>open up the box to the new 970
>its filled with shit
>not even old shit, fresh, hot shit
>the box is just filled with shit
>see something out of the corner of your eye
>its derek
>every fucking day every single fucking day this little faggot just sits there and gives me this stupid look on his face

>buying the 900 series
Dosent 780ti beat the shit out of every gaming card ?
and with the 900 series release didint it receive a slight price drop ?

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>>265151267

I just like PC related things and helping anons with pc related things. It's a lot of fun. They're the best threads on /v/

>>265151618

Thanks Derek

>>265150880
my names derek

>>265151618
Thanks Derek

>>265151840

Kek, even the 970 is almost as good as the 780ti, 980 beats the shit out of it.

>>265151840
900 series beats out the 780 series including the TI. Where have you been for the past 2 weeks?

>unmarked van

DO NOT STAY AT HOME TONIGHT
DO NOT SLEEP
LEAVE
DON'T GET TRACKED
ITS PROBABLY TOO LATE ALREADY

>>265151618

thank you kind derek

>>265151618

Thanks Derek!

>>265151618
Thanks Derek

This is a good thread.

>>265151618
Thanks Derek

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>>265150880
>>265150678

Why is this so funny

>>265151861
Okay. I'm considering building a new PC and have been in a lot of those threads lately.

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>>265152006
>the Graphics card comes prebuilt with a GPS tracking device
>the candy is poison
>Derek is always watching

>>265151520

Why the fuck is team fnatic on the box?

thanks derek

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Thanks Derek!

>Hopefully I get a Derek

I don't understand. We know how they perform. The more expensive one is like a 780 TI except a little weaker.

>>265152109
barely any unboxing shows the delivery

As I said before, the best part of this is, is that Derek has no idea a legion of fat mouth-breathers is praising his existence.

>>265146572

>this is what Derek fags actually believe

>>265151618
Thanks Derek, you've made me proud ;_;7

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>>265151984
Jacking off to Chinese cartoons like most of this sites userbase.
>tfw want to build a game rig
>tfw loosing interest in games
>tfw the price makes it not seem worth it even more
Guys i think i grew up

>tfw my local DPD driver is called Telo

I want Derek.

>>265151618

I ordered a 980, so i'll just say Thanks Derek and hope for the best

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>>265152114

Okay! Post your budget buddy

>>265151520
don't eat the haribo op

>>265151618
Just ordered a 970 from Germany.

THANKS DEREK

>>265152109

I don't know but I laughed out loud for probably a minute straight at the second picture.

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>>265152187
Hopefully.

>you are walking to work
>all of a sudden derek slaps your ass and winks at you
How do you respond?

>>265151618
based derek!

>>265151618
Thanks Derek!

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>>265151618
Thanks Derek

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>>265152319
~1250€

I already have everything but the PC itself.

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>>265152453

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>>265152431

Suck his dick.

>>265152417
based got fired bro

>>265152453
god bless /v/

>>265152453
>fanart within 20 minutes
what the fuck 10/10

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>>265152453

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>>265152486

Give me a few minutes anon

>>265152453

drawfag a god amongst stupid shits

>>265152453

Love you, Derek.

>>265152453

Why does this look so much like Pokehidden's art? Pokehidden is that you?

>>265152453
This fucking guy has no idea fan-art of him exists

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>>265152453
holy fuck this is awesome.

>tfw you're no drawfag but want it so bad

Surely this is the best thread on /v/ since the get well card

>>265151618
Gracias Derek

>>265152431
we go get some fug

Oh my god this is seriously the greatest /v/ thread I have seen in ages.

>>265152652
I'm not seeing the resemblance. Maybe because it's not furry.

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>>265152417
fedex gifs are fucking hilarious
they don't care so much that they flip off the camera
>>265152526
>>265152453
Derek is the one and only Courier

>>265152616
Thanks, but you're way too excited about this.
What does your PC look like?

op email this thread to their customer support or some shit

by say we're from ebaum's world, obviously

>>265152453
10/10
i wish derek knew of his popularity

>>265152703
Definetly, made my week.
Thanks Derek

>>265151618

thanks derek

May my package arrive safely and in time

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>>265152453
based derek

>Derek has photos of himself on the internet doing his job
>Derek becomes a star on /v/
>Derek is being praised by around 25 people
>he will probably never know

Don't go outside. they're watching.

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>tfw i got a Kenny
>was refreshing constantly and checking out my window waiting for Kenny to grace me with his presence
>he's at the house before mine
>hit refresh
>"Your package has arrived"
>look outside
>no one is there
>run down to my door
>Kenny has managed to push my package through the letter box so that my neighbors don't get it all without making a peep

Thanks Derek
Thanks Kenny

>>265152783
What if OP is Derek?

Both of my packages I ordered yesterday arrived today, they were expected to arrive next Monday though
THANK YOU BASED DEREK

>>265151520
>msi
It's nothing

>>265152215
Next time I get a box I'm going to take pictures of the whole fucking, opening the door ,signing / picking the box up off the ground. bringing it in. Tripping on something stupid and dying.
GONNA BE GREAT

>>265152863
We may not get images and drawings of Kenny, but he'll always be in our hearts

>>265152453
Never change /v/

>>265152863
Kenny is the gregor of couriers

>>265152417
NOW TO BE FAIR, He does appear to throw them onto soft cushioning bushes that are just off camera. He didn't just toss it to the ground.

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Thanks for the ebik thread guys

I'm off to play moineycrafta

>>265152431
wait for him to go on a secluded, dark alley with no people, tase him, kidnap him somewhere in the countryside where I would make him my sex slave

>after a day of long hard and honest work, Derek comes home
>his wife welcomes him home
>"how was your day honey'
>"I got a fanbase"

>>265152453
based drawchan

>>265153081
thanks OP for that glorious picture of derek.
I hope you're happy with your card

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>>265153081
have fun OP, thanks for my new husbando.

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>>265152863

>>265153081
Have fun, based OP.

>>265153081

thanks for the husbando and laughs

>>265153081
No, thank you for sharing Derek with us
thanks derek

>>265153081
oh fuck you
>>265153118
>after a day of long hard and honest work, Derek comes home
>starts browsing /v/
>finds this thread
>forever inspired to be the paragon of delivery to the neckbears everywhere

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>sudden urge to replay F:NV as Derek

>>265152865
What if we're all Derek on the inside

>>265151520
>haribo
Confirmed for overclockers, everytime man.

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>>265153081

Fuck me that card is beautiful.

>>265153118
"how was your day honey'
"dropped my fucking haribos in some cunt's package"

what did Derek sound like

did he have the really manly voice that I'm imagining while I masturbate to the picture of him

>>265153081
what an ugly piece of shit, why didn't you get the asus

>>265153081

I'm raging so much right now, my EVGA superclocked 980 is still not available so they can't ship it

I don't know how long i'll wait

>tfw it'll already be obsolete by the time I get it

>>265153347
Please OP

Come back

We need to know

Derek is OP's dad.

Commercial courier would never use unmarked van.

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>>265153231

>>265153347
I like to imagine he sounds like Gregor from FE

>>265150121
Enjoy your niggers armed to the teeth with automatic weapons

>>265153397

I get Amazon deliveries from unmarked vans all the time.

>>265151618
Thanks Derek

>>265153081
That is so digusting

>>265153397
that's a really nice theory you got there!
thanks a lot for sharing it with us! <3

>>265153231
Lol me too. Any pics of the real derek?

>>265152453
I legit laughed. Holy shit.

>>265153467

thats the home delivery network though not a real company like DPD

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>>265151618

thank mr. postal

>>265151618
Thanks Derek!

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>>265153347
Manly voice but a "soft" British accent and really polite, he even shook my hand as if he knew I made him a celebrity.

I'll never see him again /v/

>>265145279
Derek was a TV-Show in Germany

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>>265152526
THROUGH THICK AND THIN, HE WILL ALWAYS DELIVER.

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>>265153618

>>265153653
He's a mans man.

>>265153397
I see lots of unmarked vans delivering packages.

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10/10 thread. My name is Derek, this made me chuckle.

>>265153653
STAAAAAAAAAAAAND AND DELIVEEEEEEEEER

>>265153532
Nvm i saw it.
Now waiting for Couriers looking just as Derek.

I'll make it a melee/laser character

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>>265153653
im laughing so hard i started sweating.

>>265153734
Thanks Derek

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>Derek might go home feeling depressed about his life
>asks if it's all worth it
>wants to get out of the courier business
>he'll never know how much we love him

>>265153653

derek would never set foot in the US, on matter of principle

why need guns when you can rip people up with your bong bear arms?

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>>265153653
Ok I laughed

Someone archive this thread.

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>>265152768

Here you go anon. http://pcpartpicker.com/p/ZMw2jX

My PC is nothing special really.

As usual run it by a few other people just in case I messed something up

>>265153618
Order something else right now and request him as your delivery man.

>>265145279
Stop shilling Derek

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>mfw Yodel delivered my 970 today

>>265153618
>you will never have your courier shake your hand
>you will never feel his inspiring aura of a hard-working man
>you will never post him on /v/
>you will never cause him to get fanart
>you will never get your shit delivered by Derek

>>265153618

>shook my hand

jesus what a fucking bloke

it's hard to get a fucking smile out of some cunts

my DPD man is awesome though, he's like a rasta bloke with dreads, i can hear him whistling down my path and when i open the door he has a big smile like "awwwwight m8? cheers, av a goon one!".

thanks derek.

>>265153791
>tfw you will never play vidya with Derek

>>265153817
archive.moe archives all /v/ threads so it should be on there

>>265153847

did you get a derek

>>265153847
>yodel
whoa you're lucky to still be alive anon

>>265151618
Thanks Derek

I seriously just made a Derek folder
Do I need help /v/?

Thanks Derek

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>this entire thread

Thanks Derek

>>265153885
Ah. The more you know.

>>265153902
No I got a shitty Yodel courier. Got the exact same card as OP though.

>>265153618
be thankful for all that he did for us. remember those good times.

;_;

>>265151618

thanks derek

NEVER FORGET

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>>265153818
Thanks, anon-kun

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>not replaying Fallout New Vegas with a Derek build to be your canon Courier

10 strength 10 charisma

>>265153653
god dammit why am i sitting in my university library right now? i want to laugh so hard.

>>265153836

Everybody piss on this turd.

Thanks Derek

>>265153836
Fuck you

>>265153836

*piss*

>>265152863
They killed Kenny!

>>265153875
He probably doesn't play.
He goes home and his children rush up to him. His wife smiles and calls everyone to dinner. After dinner, Derek sits by the fireplace and tells stories about his deliveries from that day.

>>265154018
m-me too..

glorious thread. derek deserves a folder.
it's seriously fucking depressing he will never know about this. maybe someone send a mail to the delivery service with a collection of the images and a really honest and sincere text about how cool he is and how much fun he brought to the OP and all of us.

who /derek/ here?

>>265151618
Thanks Derek

>>265154185

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_56kyib-Ls

Here's a building tutorial by Newegg. It saved me as I had nobody to help me. Good luck anon

we should print out this thread and deliver it to derek

he'll have the biggest what the fuck moment of his life

>>265151618
Obrigado, Derek!

>>265154478
homu homu dere dere

>>265154389
>Today I delivered a graphics card to a guy that smelled really bad. He was fat and had a Chinese cartoon girl on his shirt, and I don't think he had shaved in a few years. You're lucky your mother and I wont let you grow up like this.

>>265154389
>tfw you will never be able to hear him deliver those stories to his family

>>265154452
I find it both hilarious and sad at the same time./spoiler]
Maybe based derek is actually depressed about his job/spoiler]
OP you better fucking find him and say "thanks derek" in his face, you cunt

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best fucking thread on /v/ in a while

>>265151618
Thanks Derek

FROM THIS DAY FORWARD ALL DELIVERYMEN WHO DELIVER VIDYA RELATED THINGS WILL BE REFERRED TO AS DEREK.
LIKE GREGOR BEFORE HIM, DEREK WILL BE REMEMBERED FOREVER. HE WILL BE IMMORTALIZED

>>265151618
Thanks Derek

So who's gonna make a /dg/
Derek General

>>265151618
I normally hate these fucking dumbass images but bless you, man.

>>265153836
*piss*

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>>265154389
>Derek sits by the fireplace and tells stories about his deliveries from that day.
I laughed

>>265152286
Now you are a Derekfag? You fucker. Telo is good too.

A platinum games production
>fade to black
DEREK

I just wanted to say I love you all, anon.
Everything's fun with you.

>>265154734
Don't thank me, thank derek

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>>265145279

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZcGKHC0Rh8

"Our usual driver Derek always arrives with a smile whether he's collecting or delivering a parcel. Deliveries are normally convenient and early in the morning and collections made later. Derek is an asset to DPD and portrays perfect customer service. Thanks from the team at Sony Centre Milton Keynes."

https://www.trustpilot.co.uk/review/www.dpd.co.uk?page=20

Derek is a Sony shill.

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>>265154654
so it is written, so it shall be done

>>265154228
Same here bro, trying to keep the laughs back makes it look like I'm crying hysterically. I had to switch to a new tab whenever I started laughing too hard.

A platinum games production...

DEREK

>>265154532
>Half the posts are about sucking his dick in the most literal sense
What a horrible idea that'd be

>>265151618
Thanks Derek

Thank you for this, /v/. Please, never change.

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>>265152453
Solid goddamn work

>>265154654
And you have to say "Thanks Derek" to all of them.

>>265151618

Thanks Derek

This thread was as stupid as funny. Good job OP.

>tfw this was dereks final delivery before he stepped out of the limelight
>he will never be seen again
>no other courier will match derek in excellence
>derek is the gregor of couriers

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Derek's going to go home, put on a brew, sit down and watch telly with some hobnobs totally unaware he's become a minor celebrity in a thread on a South Korean claymation board

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>>265154921
>>265154791
>The prequel to Mirror's Edge
>Consists of delivering packages in a suburban environment

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>>265152526
No time to toss and rumble my dear droogies; I and I have a pixel pusher to 'liver.

>>265155001
well then maybe some anons shouldve kept in their pants, now theyll embarass themselves in front of their senpai
we're sending it, warts and all

>>265151618
Thanks Derek

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>>265155262
jesus christ yes

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Derek is well known

>somewhere, someone drew fan art of you and you don't even know it
It could happen to you!

>>265151618
Thanks Derek

Would you play a deliveryman sim /v/?

Something like Euro Truck Simulator except with vans and actual residential areas. You also need to shut off your Van and walk to the door too.

>>265151618
Thanks Derek

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The mail always comes through

>>265155518
Holy shit.

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>>265155413
Already exists.

>>265154843
I will! He will be in my dreams and prays.

Divine Derek, The One Courier

>>265155413
would it be comfy?

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>>265151618
NOT RIGHT NOW DEREK

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>>265155350

That's our Derek for you.

>>265155350
OP here, he wasn't Irish, I live round the England/Wales border and most of the depots he visited were in Wales, Conwy ETC. So he's probably Welsh.

Wrong Derek m8

>>265155518
please.

>>265155557
Holy shit. So close.
Also, is it comfy?

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>>265155262

I want to be the first edgy contrarian ITT

Fuck you Derekfags, fuck off

>>265155596
What if Derek was cloned

>>265151618
Thanks Derek

>>265155596

Derek is an idea of the perfect delivery man. We can all strive to be a Derek.

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>>265155557

>>265151618
THANKS DEREK

>>265155350
The man, the legend.

>>265153818
Looks decent, but you should switch out that 4670k with the newer 4690k. Maybe also consider upgrading storage to a WD Black, since that comes with a 5 year warranty. I just had 1TB drive chock-full of vidya and movies die on me, that was not a good feeling. Don't cheap out on the hard drive.

>>265151618
Thanks Derek, I hope the built I will do next month is going to receive your blessings to be safely and on time delivered to me.

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I'm gonna main Derek.

>>265151618
fuck you i'm in a library and I can't stop laughing

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>>265155846
Oh come on now

>>265155846
Oh my god I laughed more than I should have

>>265153818
Good build, I approve.
Personally I would go with a Corsair case over Fractal though.

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>>265155846
GOD DAMNIT.

>>265153397
In some neighborhoods in the US, delivering in a marked van is like saying "I HAVE MONEY ROB ME".

http://uk.linkedin.com/pub/derek-pilkington/2b/562/b26
Is that you, Derek?

>>265155908
>>265155965
God, I laughed so hard at just the picture of him, I have no idea why.

>mfw I made this thread on PS4 release

http://archive.moe/v/thread/220383362

I still have the images and OC everyone made somewhere, they've 404d on the archive. I took pictures of him out the window and shit.

Bear with me, I'll find them.