While I wait for Derek to bring my 970 what are some good games to benchmark?
>Derek pulls up to your house
>triumphantly brings the package to your step, proud of another successful transaction
>then suddenly, everything goes wrong
>he trips on the stairs
>the box flies into the air
>he can only gasp as his hard work and your card shatters on the ground
ANON GET OUT NOW, RUN
I, for one, believe in Derek and his ulterior motives to keep the card for himself.
Also, what kind of tracking system is this? I wish they had that in my country. Ours is just;
>The package may arrive between 11am - 2pm
Or even worse
>The package may arrive between 9am - 7pm
Delivery company called DPD I bet.
Some of the good ones have this kind of service and gives you an estimate time he will arrive.
Derek sounds like a good bloke. Trust in the Derek.
Where you from?
Usually if you pay £10 for a small graphics card box to be delivered you can sure as hell expect some quality delivery. Could have had it before 12 but that would have cost me an extra fiver
Most companies have a "Order before 9pm, receive tomorrow" policy, but the delivery service doesn't always agree. Especially with the delivery hours margins, like I said in >>265145982
Meh, a cheap delivery for us wont even tell us what timeslot, so you have to sit at the door all fucking day until the guy arrives or he'll take any chance to leave with your package and without your signature.
>Derek is approximately 60 years away from you.
DPD are the best mayne. Always get me my shit and if I'm not there they make sure a close neighbour gets it.
Unlike parcel force who pretty much cough lightly at the front door in lieu of a knock, fire the package up into the air out of a cannon and then use the missed delivery notice to roll a joint as they get right back in the van and drive off all in 20 seconds.
Last week they dropped a parcel off for me on a totally different street.
Derek isn't good enough to deliver cute girls being cute
I bet OP is giving him a blowjob right now.
I bet that box is filled with Bad Dragons being tested right now.
I habe 999 on the phone, tell me when to give the go.
it's the countryside you dumbshit
also I have no idea why the fuck they put haribo in the box
>derek knocks on the door
>proudly has you sign off on the package
>eagerly rip open box once inside
>open up the box to the new 970
>its filled with shit
>not even old shit, fresh, hot shit
>the box is just filled with shit
>see something out of the corner of your eye
>every fucking day every single fucking day this little faggot just sits there and gives me this stupid look on his face
I just like PC related things and helping anons with pc related things. It's a lot of fun. They're the best threads on /v/
>the Graphics card comes prebuilt with a GPS tracking device
>the candy is poison
>Derek is always watching
Jacking off to Chinese cartoons like most of this sites userbase.
>tfw want to build a game rig
>tfw loosing interest in games
>tfw the price makes it not seem worth it even more
Guys i think i grew up
I already have everything but the PC itself.
holy fuck this is awesome.
>tfw you're no drawfag but want it so bad
fedex gifs are fucking hilarious
they don't care so much that they flip off the camera
Derek is the one and only Courier
>Derek has photos of himself on the internet doing his job
>Derek becomes a star on /v/
>Derek is being praised by around 25 people
>he will probably never know
Don't go outside. they're watching.
>tfw i got a Kenny
>was refreshing constantly and checking out my window waiting for Kenny to grace me with his presence
>he's at the house before mine
>"Your package has arrived"
>no one is there
>run down to my door
>Kenny has managed to push my package through the letter box so that my neighbors don't get it all without making a peep
Next time I get a box I'm going to take pictures of the whole fucking, opening the door ,signing / picking the box up off the ground. bringing it in. Tripping on something stupid and dying.
GONNA BE GREAT
Thanks for the ebik thread guys
I'm off to play
have fun OP, thanks for my new husbando.
oh fuck you
>after a day of long hard and honest work, Derek comes home
>starts browsing /v/
>finds this thread
>forever inspired to be the paragon of delivery to the neckbears everywhere
I'm raging so much right now, my EVGA superclocked 980 is still not available so they can't ship it
I don't know how long i'll wait
>tfw it'll already be obsolete by the time I get it
Manly voice but a "soft" British accent and really polite, he even shook my hand as if he knew I made him a celebrity.
I'll never see him again /v/
THROUGH THICK AND THIN, HE WILL ALWAYS DELIVER.
10/10 thread. My name is Derek, this made me chuckle.
im laughing so hard i started sweating.
>Derek might go home feeling depressed about his life
>asks if it's all worth it
>wants to get out of the courier business
>he'll never know how much we love him
Here you go anon. http://pcpartpicker.com/p/ZMw2jX
My PC is nothing special really.
As usual run it by a few other people just in case I messed something up
>you will never have your courier shake your hand
>you will never feel his inspiring aura of a hard-working man
>you will never post him on /v/
>you will never cause him to get fanart
>you will never get your shit delivered by Derek
>shook my hand
jesus what a fucking bloke
it's hard to get a fucking smile out of some cunts
my DPD man is awesome though, he's like a rasta bloke with dreads, i can hear him whistling down my path and when i open the door he has a big smile like "awwwwight m8? cheers, av a goon one!".
>not replaying Fallout New Vegas with a Derek build to be your canon Courier
10 strength 10 charisma
He probably doesn't play.
He goes home and his children rush up to him. His wife smiles and calls everyone to dinner. After dinner, Derek sits by the fireplace and tells stories about his deliveries from that day.
glorious thread. derek deserves a folder.
it's seriously fucking depressing he will never know about this. maybe someone send a mail to the delivery service with a collection of the images and a really honest and sincere text about how cool he is and how much fun he brought to the OP and all of us.
>Today I delivered a graphics card to a guy that smelled really bad. He was fat and had a Chinese cartoon girl on his shirt, and I don't think he had shaved in a few years. You're lucky your mother and I wont let you grow up like this.
I find it both hilarious and sad at the same time./spoiler] Maybe based derek is actually depressed about his job/spoiler]
OP you better fucking find him and say "thanks derek" in his face, you cunt
>Derek sits by the fireplace and tells stories about his deliveries from that day.
"Our usual driver Derek always arrives with a smile whether he's collecting or delivering a parcel. Deliveries are normally convenient and early in the morning and collections made later. Derek is an asset to DPD and portrays perfect customer service. Thanks from the team at Sony Centre Milton Keynes."
Derek is a Sony shill.
so it is written, so it shall be done
Derek's going to go home, put on a brew, sit down and watch telly with some
hobnobstotally unaware he's become a minor celebrity in a thread on a South Korean claymation board
>The prequel to Mirror's Edge
>Consists of delivering packages in a suburban environment
No time to toss and rumble my dear droogies; I and I have a pixel pusher to 'liver.
Looks decent, but you should switch out that 4670k with the newer 4690k. Maybe also consider upgrading storage to a WD Black, since that comes with a 5 year warranty. I just had 1TB drive chock-full of vidya and movies die on me, that was not a good feeling. Don't cheap out on the hard drive.
>mfw I made this thread on
I still have the images and OC everyone made somewhere, they've 404d on the archive. I took pictures of him out the window and shit.
Bear with me, I'll find them.
>Dan the Man
Already better than this Derek faget
Seeing the things he did only made him a stronger deliveryman.
>tfw you make OC that causes a shitstorm of responses and others use your shit in their own OC
feels good m8
>expect it to come in 3-4 days like the website says
>it comes the next morning
>derek was depressed with his job and barely ever was on time
>the package contained a fire extinguisher
>derek didn't make his delivery on time again
>he sees the result
>he vows to never be late again
Derek: the Origins Coming to theaters near you
Wrong moron, automatic weapons aren't common at all even in black communities
Most people that have automatics are white trash hillbilly fucktards with eagle shaped tramp stamps
>order a part for my car in the morning
>get it by the end of the day
>Derek is late with package containing new card
>house is on fire when he gets there
>if only he had arrived earlier they wouldn't have been forced to play vidya on their nvidia
This is going to be a Reddit meme tomorrow.
>I will never be a good enough drawfag to be able to draw Derek decently
plebs, plebs all over my /v/